The Return of Jonny May

[@bigted1347]

Listened to this on Google Podcasts whilst doing weights this morning. I was mid set on chin ups when Mr May dropped the hemaroids bomb .,.....i laughed so hard i have strained something in my shoulder.

[@jakeclough8090]

How could anyone do a workout whilst Jonny may is talking, I’d be laughing too often to do anything 😂

[@Godwinson6240]

Ditto, my French press fell apart during the snail anecdotes 😂

[@tomsalt9071]

JM is hilarious, love how he don’t stand for the crap JH constantly spouts 😅

[@AlasdairHumberston]

Jonny May is living in a world that none of us knew existed. I could happily listen to him talk about almost any topic just to hear whats going through his head

[@ANDYMORRIS-dz3dv]

Started watching supposedly for 5 minutes just as a taster, watched the whole thing as it was brilliant JM needs to be on every week he’s pure gold

[@briony4779]

Honestly this is gold. Cannot stop rewatching the first episode and no doubt will definitely be watching and listening to this more. Had the pleasure of watching Jonny play one of his last games for England at the World Cup. Always been a massive fan of his and so glad everyone is seeing how great of a person he is!!

[@MrKelso85]

I’m so glad he’s back, and I’m Welsh - so that’ll tell how good Jonny Is

[@willjames4989]

Jonny is an absolute menace....and I love it!🤣

[@Chapterspodcast]

The maddest opening 3 minutes of this podcast I've ever watched

[@rhestephens]

This is gold. Johnny the May, pissing in the pond, pret and the train 😂Paino & Hask trying to defeat the snail😂. Keep up the good work fellas, I’ve been in stitches watching this.

[@micknolan5480]

Jonny is a massive asset to the show and I have giggled throughout. An Incredible signing and my 14 year old is now a subscriber due to the new energy on the show.

[@thomasscott6509]

Needs to be on each week!

[@daniellegrammenos461]

love how well he deals with Hask interrupting all the time..!

[@jond747]

J May is a real person and is sane enough to let his real thoughts out! I love it. Thanks GBR...... Hask your the man

[@dsutcliffe3268]

These rugby stories are so much fun to listen to. Jon May is a great character. Love to see him and Marler on the same show.

[@joepavel5447]

Absolutely priceless... the snail thing I had to pause halfway through because I had to go and have a piss otherwise I would have pissed myself with laughter. This podcast gets better and better. Get JM in with another JM (Marler) and you will have an award winning podcast. Open, honest and hilarious. If you could get Owen on then your stats will go through the roof.

[@jimmeryellis]

I'd go Dan Cole with Marler for top comedic value. J. May is quite a relevation though, i'm more of a fan of his now than i was when he played for my local club the Tigers.

[@jode_steele]

Jonny has taken KZbin to another level. Brilliance!

[@TessaBullimore]

Totally agree with Jonny’s comments on labelling and stance , we are all different and attributes , we just have to deal with the way we are

[@barkevious673]

Disappointed we still didn't get to hear the chicken story. The boy is an enigma with great mileage - And I'm here for it!

[@GoodBadRugby]

put it on the list (again)

[@chappo6062]

Top performance again from Jonny, him and Marler on the same show would be utter chaos

[@MarquitoRH]

Perfect !

[@mattdeacon3137]

"This has been about the most amazing 2 hours..." reduced to 53 mins by the lawyers 😅. I now understand johnnys choatic (erratic?) running style when playing. What a legend! More please!

[@timwannell6477]

What about when he stuck his head in the wrong ‘channel’ during that scrum 😂😂😂 Absolute legend

[@mattdeacon3137]

@timwannell6477 there are no wrong channels in the scrum. So I've heard...

[@ashleyrockey4750]

This is brilliant!!! May needs a permanent seat. Diversity is chaos, chaos is different, different is engaging!

[@MR-tb4po]

Just brilliant. Again please. I love the toilet break

[@StuartBaker-iq7ed]

fantastic,thank you lads ,loved episode 2 just as much as his debut ,you lads are what tinternet was invented for

[@jakepatrick6946]

Fuck. I've been hard crying with laughter for roughly 86.47% of this podcast. Incredible

[@paulcarter4945]

love the snail chat!

[@StanWilks]

Pure school changing room energy. 😂

[@KRH886]

Love Jonny May. What you see is what you get.

[@harrymcgeary2659]

Unbelievable. BEST PODCAST I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO.

[@jamesstuder7724]

I absolutely love the Jonny May Podcasts - please make him a regular feature!

[@geoffmprice]

Food safety, other life tips and, if we must, rugby anecdotes with Alex, Hask and May? And inspiring mutual respect and attitudes? Why, yes please, more please! Great show, best kind of safe space I have ever seen, just great! Can't wait to see the rest of the series.

[@forcomgee9087]

This is so funny. Alex doesn't know what's happening around him when Jonny and Hask go off on wild card tangents.

[@casualsports90]

Finally you've given the people what they wanted!!!!!!

[@artswithus3924]

Pure gold! 1st interview equally as good. Keep it up GBR.

[@benjamincrookes2276]

Awesome podcast again. Jonny is so right about the urge to classify young boys who don’t immediately fit in with a perceived norm. Some just need a bit more time and a different approach.

[@geoffmprice]

This, but maybe as many as most? Too much pressure to conform or classify, one way or size of life doesn't fit all, just like clothes and careers, it's not a novel concept, why don't we remember?

[@barendbooysen3810]

Jonny May is pure gold! One of my fave players and deffo my fave guest! Well done good sir! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@paulcole]

labeling kids does nothing for them. The world isn’t going to make exceptions or feel sorry for them, and parents need to take responsibility for nurturing their children’s needs and helping them succeed. My daughter has a condition and my wife after reading some blog felt the need to get her labeled, why? When she’s trying to find work or sit exams nobody will care - let’s concentrate on helping her cope with it and overcome as much as she can rather than hiding behind the excuse of a label. Well said boys - inspirational stuff

[@Luis_Baruch]

Because an accurate diagnosis might help you to understand the exact care she needs. It does seem a bit odd to think it’s one or the other when it comes to supporting her during exams - support her, or get a diagnosis. Why wouldn’t you do both?

[@Kkpb-fh5vt]

Getting so bored of “Talk us through that try you scored against France” chat in rugby pods. This is Gold!

[@rickyrennocks4457]

The snail 🐌 chat omg I'm dying 😄 🤣 😂

[@Ceilliau]

Brilliant lads! Looking forward to you guys wrapping up the numerous loose ends that Johnny has opened up. Well done.

[@mikeburgess3940]

Omg the snail conversation is amazing I’ve never laughed so much Jonny is hilarious

[@scottd7209]

Black socks and flip flops, green yoga trousers, blue top and a white cap… 😂 hero and zero F’s given from the legend that is… May 😂

[@paulkitson4740]

Gold 😂 the snail story had me in tears - please give him a contract

[@darthmong7196]

Jonny is the Karl Pilkington that this podcast needed.

[@ginagainford3906]

Love Jonny even more after watching both podcasts. Would be brilliant to see him as a permanent fixture on the show.

[@tonycook1858]

What a pod, brilliant, who is excited for the next 4 JM episodes!!

[@MrScottyT21]

The snail had me in stitches. What an episode. Jonny is brilliant

[@JamieCaswell-d3i]

This is brilliant Jonny with the black ring 😂😂. What a guy

[@icewhite1981]

Release the directors cut of this podcast!! It must be gold

[@jhrbr4969]

jonny voicing all his intrusive thoughts he gets waitin on the wing for england to spread the ball

[@slen6293]

Never comment - but have thoroughly enjoyed the episodes with Jonny. Very funny, improves the show. Joe seems to find him awkward but I think needs to just embrace it, it’s great viewing

[@DaveHalliday-zd3hi]

Listened whilst on a run before,not how I pictured jonny to be,great listen

[@iambeowulf9325]

I would pay good money to see Haskell’s presentation after the 2015 campaign! 😂

[@sefikempowermentcoachvilla7843]

Pure Gold ❤

[@OJM129]

He’s so good!!!

[@lizward8318]

😂😂😂😂 Bloody brilliant loved the 1st one glad 2nd one popped straight up 😅 BRILLIANT GBR

[@Danny-bc8ol]

Johnny, what a legend, needs to be a permanent host

[@waltercook4868]

Wish our athletes over here in the US could talk as honestly as you guys.

[@MarquitoRH]

The Casio story was pure gold 😅. Only JM !

[@janpitt1648]

Johnny I always loved you as a rugby player and now I love you as a person too❤️ xx 😘💘 Brilliant episode lads, well done for navigating your way through it eventually xx

[@yorkshireman4609]

Jonny May. Brilliant

[@nickcharnley19]

lol, my head hurts a bit, will have a snail dream now, embrace the chaos

[@wildthing21]

The laugh I bellowed at 41:09 might've woken my street. Fuck me that question and silence has me CRYING 😂😂😂😂

[@stuartjames-o8n]

Gents, Cracking show...excellent content as always lots of love from the Lions in Pink..

[@mrtheedge2u]

Jonny's mind is delightfully chaotic!

[@ryanpercox]

Make Jonny permanent or we riot

[@tomevans1388]

Jonny mentioned before about COVID 2020 times and I'd love for him to tell us the stories!

[@nickoshea1798]

Johnny part 2 much better than part 1 glad he got some lozenges this time !! And met the real ‘man of the people’ JH guess who I had in the back of my cab 👍 nice guy

[@StanWilks]

"The Black Ring" sounds like a South Korean crime thriller directed by Bong Joon Ho. 😂😂😂

[@AndyMckay-ol3by]

I done the drums. Class And the fact his father in law doesn’t like him for stacking straw wrong and killing the fish. 🤣🤣

[@fraserleslie809]

Yea, keep him on for a monthly slot or something. The man's gold

[@MichaelKaram17]

The gift that keeps on giving 😂

[@CH-pt8fz]

Just quality. Brilliant! 😂

[@pete10ng]

How many times can you (unintentionally) 'drop the mic'?! Superb!!!

[@london_to_the_bay]

Great show lads

[@Maxwell1220]

Great value add to the pod. Loved the debut, equal performance with the sequel. Clearly any England story from the his career is not safe…. Definitely £1m and being hunted by a snail. Life is too short for min wage

[@middlespike13]

The snail is a proxy for slow unknown potential death. Only a winger could've come up with that. Nice one JM

[@chiganuggoo9929]

Fantastic. Thanks for the episode everyone. Love hearing Jonny's stories. Weird seeing him sat chilling and chatting calmly when he's had us jumping and shouting at his brilliance on the turf. Incredible player, clearly a top fella too. Cheers Jonny kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4TRk39pZ7mHqMU

[@davidbanks4168]

What a great guy!

[@ds6914]

love how May holds the mic

[@willhopley]

That snail question was gold 😂

[@Alex-mj5dv]

Jonny fucking May. That is all.

[@involuntarilychad4048]

The Snail story is basically the plot to It Follows. You guys need to watch it.😊

[@StanWilks]

I was just about to write this. Jonny May for They Follow? 😂

[@ElliotG89]

I'm surprised that Danny Care has never been on this podcast, I thought him and Hask were mates. Anyway, great stuff from Jonny as always!

[@darrenclarke3677]

Hopefully Haskell will not interrupt Jonny so much in the next shows

[@timwannell6477]

The black ring! Haha spit my coffee out!!!

[@davidstephens106]

Well done Johnny. He’s definitely out there on the left of the field.

[@BigVernOfficial]

I think I have Hemorrhoids after listening to Jonny May! lol When he goes off he properly goes off.

[@ac2244]

Dying at Jonny man he cracks me up e

[@Alex-mj5dv]

‘It doesn’t need stimulation, it needs.. probably, ice..’ J May, 2024 Jan

[@mickmartin8975]

I only come back to the channel when JM is on.

[@adrianhart2062]

They need Marler and JM on together, that would be funny carnage surely?

[@eshincahya5473]

Gloucester need to bring ‘The Black Ring’ back, it might turn their luck around…

[@darrenclarke3677]

Haha definitely! Get the Glaws dawg back! 😅

[@peterwomersley]

May is Rugby 's version of Karl Pilkington

[@graemebrown7691]

The snail🐌🐌🐌

[@eddienoel1149]

Best opening 2min 50 seconds 😂

[@jackow1986]

The Casio F-91W is an Elite watch. Unbelievable value for money.

[@kenmason9354]

This man is legend 😂👏👏👏👏👏😂

[@themoz1965]

Brilliant

[@Josh-y4b]

Amazing! 😂

[@maxhumpston]

The Karl Pilkington of rugby, bloody hilarious! 😂

[@burgerlover237]

wish Haskell would stop interrupting

[@tomholmes473]

As Jonny is a superstar of rugby, I would love to hear him talk about how autism benefited his rugby career. This would inspire people with autism to know they can be ‘like Jonny.’