The Rings of Power Is Terrible Except When It Isn’t

Before I can talk about these episodes of The Rings of Power, I have a confession to make. I lied: I’m a liar.
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One thousand gratitudes to Emily and Liam for the insanely quick turnaround those vintage Tolkien classics. I highly recommend all of them for many different reasons.
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This video is a funny "review" of The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, Episodes Five, Six, and Seven, which were titled Partings, Udun, and The Eye, respectively.
This channel, Nativebirds, specializes in offbeat and high-effort videos about movies. Right now I am doing a TV show, though. With only one episode of The Rings of Power left, one has to ask: what next distraction will maintain my faltering sense of meaning? Oh shoot wait God of War Ragnarok comes out next month. Okay I’m good.
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is an American fantasy television series based on the novel The Lord of the Rings and its appendices by J. R. R. Tolkien. Developed for the Prime Video, the series is set in the Second Age of Middle-earth, thousands of years before Tolkien's The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. It is produced by Amazon Studios in cooperation with HarperCollins and New Line Cinema, and in consultation with the Tolkien Estate. I heard earlier this week that Netflix wanted to do an MCU approach with the Tolkien material. It's important to keep in mind that we could have always had it much, much, much worse.

[@MadDannyWest]

Balrogs Go To Heaven is comedic genius

[@a_diamond]

added it to my "to read" list xD thanks!!

[@CorePathway]

Ball of ‘em

[@BenMoranFilms]

1:18 I love when you illustrate bad writing by simply playing a scene with subtitles

[@SentryDog22]

The quality of the videos in this series is astonishing given how frequently they come out. I keep giving them likes in the hopes that KZbin will finally notice this channel.

[@Diegoshi777]

Balrogs go to heaven!! LOL so good

[@djc351993]

Most underrated channel

[@MrHarjeetDhaliwal]

I almost smashed my TV when Nori summoned those white cloaks, got her home destroyed and no other harfoots said anything about it! Probably that's how heroes are made.

[@coffeemug3009]

Omg yes! Me too, no one even got mad at her, I was like, the showrunners really enjoy making the harfoots dumber every episode... Oh my 🙄

[@CorePathway]

The SHE is always right. A man makes a branch fall and he banished

[@coffeemug3009]

@@CorePathway imagine if it was a female wizard, they would have justified her feelings and intention with reasons nobody knows. I'm a female but even I couldn't stand the constant male bashing in recent Hollywood movies. Like, do you really need to dumb down the male characters just to make the female ones look kinder or smarter or fiercer??! That's not progress and it's just bad Storytelling overall.

[@MrHarjeetDhaliwal]

@@coffeemug3009Yes agreed! If I'm not mistaken, the only 2 characters cried on screen are Isildur and his father, Elendil. Women aren't allowed to cry anymore on RoP. 😥 Lady healer got shot with an arrow but bounced back like nothing happened, walked miles, and hugged Theo like the cauterization didn't happen. And Galadriel, come on... A millenia old commander elf faces the might of the volcano fire and ashes? But why? She's not a wizard yet, and no wizardry voices in her head telling her to do so.

[@MrHarjeetDhaliwal]

@@CorePathway spot on!

[@Vash1116]

The absolute mind blowing thing for me, was that when Elrond starts to explain that he has been tricked by the elves, he phrases it in the worst possible way. Trying to MAXIMIZE the chance that Durin will misunderstand, and start a dumb arc of "Elrond betrayed me >:^(". But Durin is too strong for their shitty writing and understands Elrond's poorly written speech. Just another notch on the Dwarves being the pinnacle of the show.

[@amysmith1580]

I agree. I love the dwarves. They are the best actors ❤

[@OODeagleOO]

I wonder if that Bilbo fella ever got his face unstuck in that book 🤔

[@FingerlessPigeons]

Once more I must say that you are the best of us, Mr KZbin

[@ethanpitney2563]

Your videos are amazing man, incredible production value and really solid reasoning. Loving the RoP commentary -- I think your analysis of the 5th and 6th episodes is spot on and I couldn't agree more.

[@cobhlaith3196]

loving those rounded corners

[@ElricX]

This show is an absolute train wreck. This property should have been a guaranteed home run if they had half a clue. Instead they fell flat on their faces. Slow burn? No burn! The most boring steaming pile of crap I've seen in a long time. Yeah I'm ticked.

[@duncandwm]

I've recommended you to all my friends for several years. You have a real skill for being simultaneously incredibly funny and veyr effective at analyzing films. I hope you hit it big some day if that's what you want.

[@lexdeobesean]

I'm more interested in what the writers will do next, not the characters.

[@glanni]

They straight up stole the "magic crystal addiction" squeeze from the Blood Elves in Warcraft. Which is so ironic considering that the Blood Elves were a dark subersion of the Tolkien Elves. This is more surreal than Game of Thrones ripping off the Ice Zombie Dragon from the Wrath of the Lich King trailer.

[@evanshier8893]

Mr Birds, You're my favorite internet freak

[@dale85311]

I nearly woke up my house from laughing at Balrogs go to heaven at 1230 am 😂

[@chrisa8157]

Whaddup NB. Nice video, loved the editing. I like your videos, release more, I dare you. Or else I'll become a Patron

[@dinismantas7265]

I admire people who possess the courage and resilience to watch this thing.

[@MrHarjeetDhaliwal]

I have mustered the courage and resilience! And it isn't easy.

[@squizill]

"magic sauce" 🤣🤣🤣

[@calvinjohnstone2664]

When Eminem torched the midgit caravans was great, looked cool too when he blew it from his palm.👍

[@VictoryWorld]

jeff bezos is sauron !

[@jaycollins2036]

The vibes in this video make me weirdly cozzy about a show I think is dog sh*t. Thank you for this. Subcribed.

[@simonfraser6365]

Hilarious, intelligent and truly inspired intro 10/10. That said I couldn't bring myself to like the video as my main opposition to the show is the bastardisation of Tolkien's lore, not whether this PoS show is bearable to watch for 30 mins of content, in a way ep 6&7 are the worst so far as they're the least sensible and lore consistent. The less that this is praised the more likely amazon and others are to make a REAL series that doesn't contradict its own source material... Did sub though lol

[@craigturner6565]

This is consistent garbage you weigh in the 1B price tag and this is Water World on steroids.

[@danielcraig7571]

Wealthy Oregonian crystal witches. Haha I love it. Shoutout my Oregonians

[@Kitanvail]

Out of all of the shows with scenes in them, rings of power has got to be one of them.

[@Gr0wlingDeer]

He don’t miss, too bad this show does. It’s committed the crime not of being awful, but of being extremely mid

[@foodisfuel]

Subscribed

[@calvinjohnstone2664]

Bilbo wrote those lines when Aragorn first told him his true lineage. They can't stop stealing lines from Tolkien for this bastard travesty that pretends to be LOTR.🤦‍♂️ goddammit 🤬🤬🤬

[@RendanLovell]

Agreed?

[@basedlord88]

I’m convinced you could trim this season down to 3-4 hours and you wouldn’t miss anything of importance

[@AwsomeALEC72]

Sometimes I tell people that jurassic park is my favorite movie

[@soggybiscuit6098]

Schrodingers show 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@ElvenSonic]

did… did somebody call you a fake fan for not reading Unfinished Tales? The one middle earth book that not even snobbish Silmarillion fans have heard of or care about? Oh no does this mean that your next video will include mention of reading work by all the members of “The Inklings”? You’re treading down the dangerous “Hello I’m a 70 year old Christian Creative Writing professor” path. Pretty soon you’ll be pestering us about whether or not we’ve read The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis.