The Robotnik Illusion

He is everywhere and nowhere all at the same time.
Also, happy birthday to me!

[@TheBigL1]

Robotnik's to-do list: 1. Attempt to be happy for a lovely couple while grappling with his own crushing loneliness 2. Tweak his mustache into a great floppy mess 3. Go skydiving 4. Explode on impact since Scrounder never packed his parachute 5. Try to ship his nose by Priority Mail 6. Blame Coconuts when his nose gets returned to sender and explode again 7. Help Tails finish his one-word-long sentence 8. Make a big mistake, make a big steak, stake a big make, and miss a big cake, in that order 9. Fantasize about fisting android girls 10. Work out the logistics for how long catching Tails will take 11. Read his mail from Rororororororororororo 12. Explode yet again in the middle of declaring himself invincible 13. Blather on about gibberish and soup 14. Whet his appetite for soup and explode a fourth time 15. Fill his monthly "Running in the 90s" quota 16. Whip up some spaghett with extra iron 17. Explode for the umpteenth time attempting to eat the aforementioned spaghett 18. Celebrate Hoffy's birthday by tripping on the dankest [drug of questionable legality] he can find 19. Wake up in his neighbors' bathroom Quite the busy day.

[@TeamBelmont91]

Do hope that the good doctor knows about reconstructive hand surgery, seeing as _fisting android girls is hazardous to one's health._

[@NationalGuard5]

I found a more detailed list of Robotnik's to do stuff.

[@Hoffy1138]

TheBigL1 I love these “to-do list” comments.

[@thewhitesnowone1744]

I read this list as I was watching the video for the first time and my entire family looked at me weird because of how hard I was laughing

[@thatguyfromrezero5846]

Hoffy1138 1 on Robotnik’s To-Do List describes me perfectly

[@CrispyToast]

DON'T TOUCH MY SPAGHETT (eats an iron pretzel) *BOOM**

[@robbiewalker2831]

The iron bar is like "bending spaghetti".

[@loganalbarran2962]

SOMEBODY TOUCHA HIS SPAGHETT

[@jordancoleman7580]

@@loganalbarran2962 (Gets triggered)

[@RujiTheRockBoi]

Animate that! Animate that right now 😃 that way it's even more funny

[@MrPhantaze]

You're making a big mistake You're making a big stake You're staking a big make You're missing a big cake ARRR

[@MrBloodomer]

oh it's Good to know your alive

[@zekeram129]

MrPhantaze I would not want to miss a big cake

[@christinahamilton7676]

My robot waifu.

[@ThorinWolf]

Also iteachvader used this joke (stake).

[@p9vdcminecraftandmore576]

0:44

[@Pr0jectFM]

"You're missing a big cake" "Ar"

[@philiphu4181]

Felix Morrissey "Your staking a good make!"

[@ntgm8]

Isn't that nice *a* Hoffy birthday, happy

[@hydrochaosrelatedtochaos1418]

0:44 lol Sonic:Your making a big mistake! Sonic: Your making a big stake! Sonic: Your staking a big make! Sonic:Your missing a big cake!

[@jimbodeek]

ARR.

[@afroampharos]

Happy Birthday Hoffy!

[@meta527II]

Robotnik's to-do list 1. Be surprised that two people are dating 2. Try to be a sheep 3. Pull his mustache 4. Ask where his parachute is 5. Demote Coconuts to nose-deliveryman 6. Fart in the shower 7. Make a big mistake 8. Make a big steak 9. Steak a big make 10. Miss a big cake 11. Slip on a pirate hat that a weenie left behind 12. Create a robot waifu 13. Make weird noises at a paper 14. Lick his exploding nose 15. Have a rave party while running in the 90s 16. Celebrate your birthday by taking an acid trip 17. Wake up in some woman's bathroom

[@MadnessIncVP]

2:41 - 2:53 😂 Okay shit it may not be hitting the laughter mark as much as Vader does, but I think imma look around the YTPs in here.

[@WilfredCthulu]

I may have distanced from ytp, but stuff like this makes me feel pretty nostalgic and remember when it was one of my most favorire and big interests. Happy birthday, Hoffy.

[@scrittle]

Yes Hoffy, happy of birthday to you

[@theactualTVB]

my robot waifu

[@anaaleman3642]

TVBForever whh

[@mitchellroberts9626]

Somehow I fucking knew it would be Aegis

[@CaptainDemo779]

Mitchell Roberts With how many Robot Waifus I know of, Aegis wasn’t my first guess...

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

My robot waifu is Susie Haltmann...Wait, she’s not a robot. Hm. Well, whatever, she’s still one of my waifus.

[@nicholaswhite2886]

I like labrys better

[@redleyli3542]

1:39 don't toucha my spaghett. ten minute later somebody toucha my spaghett.

[@KewlNerd20X6]

0:20 The picture of classic Sonic with the Mario 1 theme just looks wrong. And that's why it's funny!

[@jacksonhorsman2907]

0:50 Look! She’s wearing Pa Grape’s pirate hat.

[@Abelhawk]

Arr.

[@saeedsabke2652]

She missed a big cake.

[@typo1345]

She's making a big mistake. She's making a big stake.

[@supersonicslapshot1136]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

[@kinghammerstudios1915]

1:39 DONT TOUCH MY SPAGHETT *eats and iron pretzel and explodes*

[@TheCabritoGoat]

lmao that "JOSH" joke is classic

[@NationalGuard5]

Robotnik's to do list: 1) Compliment Hoffy and his girlfriend. 2) Scream loudly. 3) Say "yos" and "bah" while perched on a windowsill. 4) Distort reality. 5) Pull on his mustache. 6) Ask Scrounder where a parachute is. 7) Land on some guy. 8) Watch Sonic perform the Super Mario intro by waving his hand. 9) Say "woah" before duplicating himself. 10) Distort reality again. 11) Ask Coconuts to deliver his nose. 12) Get angry when Coconuts says he can't. 13) Throw a tantrum before exploding. 14) Watch Tails stammer in front of Sonic as he says "gog." 15) Say "Oh?" while farting in the tub with a silly grin. 16) Watch Sonic flub up saying, "You're making a big mistake...steak...cake..." "You're steaking a big make." 17) Watch a pirate lady say "Arr." at Sonic before dropping her hat and running off. 18) Continuously slip on something and duplicate himself in the process. 19) Distort reality again. 20) Think Scratch or Grounder is his robot wife. 21) Say something while distorted. 22) Claim Tails will take years to catch uuuuuuuuuuh. 23) Roll his r's while looking at a piece of paper. 24) Yell "Ahhhh!" and explode. 25) Glitch out and make stupid faces on a TV screen. 26) Make an explosion distort reality. 27) Make a montage of himself to the song "Running in the 90s" and reference iTeachVader. 28) Point at himself afterwards. 29) Watch Sonic fail to change "sez" to "says." 30) Tell someone not to touch-a his spaghet. 31) Try to eat an explosive metal pretzel. 32) Realize it's Hoffy's birthday. 33) Take a trip by eating something. 34) Reference various memes of himself during said trip. 35) Wake up from the trip. 36) Get booted downstairs by Hoffy's sister.

[@Hoffy1138]

Apollo/51NAPA 36. That’s actually neither of those. That’s my sister.

[@NationalGuard5]

lol ok. lemme fix it.

[@curlyboyswagsoni2065]

Lol

[@Jamster8399]

Actually 20. has Robotnik mentioning his robot waifu (Aigis)

[@KewlNerd20X6]

Hoffy does it again! Happy birthday, man!

[@iteachvader]

Oh my god, I've _seen_ this one and I don't remember seeing the 'robot waifu' joke. *_I'm so sorry._*

[@VoltigeurGT]

Hi there lord Vader, looks like we all come together when it gets to watching YTP of the good old poopers ;D

[@cornelius2227]

Happy birthday, Hoffy! Plus, that shower scene is real catchy. That was the same thing with “I M MEEN Outtakes 4”, and it was hilarious.

[@KewlNerd20X6]

Don't touch my spaghet!

[@JonathanRobertAlexander]

Happy birthday, Hoffy! Hope your day isn't *missing a big cake.* 😀

[@AppleBukker]

Your birthday has given us a good Robotnik. Happiest of Birthdays!

[@TheCabritoGoat]

ahhh one of the old favorites of mine. Glad you didnt fall of the earth like others

[@Gobblin_Goblin]

That “Josh” brought back some memories lmao.

[@nitroedits2834]

happy birf hoffy dude this was wonderful :D

[@SwerveStarEx]

I feel like I just went back in time a few years. Awesome. ^^ Well done and happy birthday!

[@VigilanteLulu]

Happy birthday, Hoffster! I love these Robotnik YTPs from you and Iteachvader!

[@CharlieTheSupersaurus]

It has been ages since I saw a new Robotnik poop. I really laughed so hard at this one. This definitely makes me feel very nostalgic for the times Robotnik poops were hilarious. I'm glad to see the old style of Robotnik poops lives on. Thank you so much for this, I really needed a laugh. A very late happy birthday to you.

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Happy birthday Hoffy! That Robotnik is such a riot.

[@JamieLucaFan01]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOP DE DOO WOOP DE DOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUST FOR YOU JUST FOR YOU Now that we've got this into your system, Where is my parachute?

[@toadysp]

Aw dude! Hope you had a happy birthday yesterday! Really enjoyed this YTP. This is the kind of oldschool YTP that makes me want to just sit back and spend a few hours relaxing and surfing for YTP on KZbin. Felt fun and classic.

[@enzomessina2858]

I'm watching this exactly 2 years later, on June 2nd, 2020. Happy 25th birthday Hoffy.

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

1:04 I didn't know Ali-A's intro already existed in old Sonic cartoon

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

What a lovely trip, though I thought he was headed for the Bahamas. Happy birthday Hoffy!

[@ThaRealElTigra]

Thanks for bringing the neo-YTP to the KZbin! I've missed the time of well-structured (if they can be called such?) YTP's. And also: happy late cakeday!

[@K0dAHeY]

Nice advice at the end, and HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!

[@BugsyFoga]

Hope you have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!😁👌

[@NollyProject]

I haven’t seen any of your other videos, but this is enough for me to sub to you. Happy belated birthday!

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

Joyous Birthmas Hoffy!

[@TheCoolerHKR]

Happy Birthday, Hoffy! You deserve it...

[@redfive1300]

Happy Birthday Master Hoffy!!!!

[@liambradley7633]

Don't touch my LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

[@geniuskhan2520]

Happy birthday!

[@maddestmike5791]

The ending sequence was awesome! :D

[@typo1345]

Happy happy birthday, to you

[@RuralRyan420]

Happy birthday hoffy!🎂🎉🎊🎁

[@BJRoes]

Happy Birthday Sky Captain 👨‍✈️🥇🏅🎖

[@thelegendarygitarooman8833]

Happy birthday dood

[@AtomicToucan]

Happy Birthday :)

[@RandomPerson94854]

Happy Birthday Man! Have a good one :)

[@thatfoxlillianoooo1536]

🎈🎉🎂🍰🍨 Happy Birthday 🎂🍰🍨🎉🎈

[@off-brandproductions]

"Don't touch my spaghett!" I loved it!

[@Yamislittleangel55]

Happy birthday :)

[@lillieplanet5945]

This is hilarious! Also, Happy Birthday!

[@TheTrustyHole]

Have a holly jolly Christmas, Hoffy.

[@typo1345]

Happy 2 year belated birthday Hoffy

[@duobane001]

Oh? Happy Bday! ^.^/

[@chamberkingston7609]

Happy birthtrip!

[@jamesevans1897]

Loving these YTP come backs

[@BiodegradableYTP]

Terrific poop, mate. Happy birthday!

[@xamfam]

Happy birthday Hoffy (: hope you have a good one

[@TherEactor]

Hoffy x Lulu best ytp couple Happy 23rd, Hoffy

[@marioguy1225]

Happy birthday *SCROUNDER*

[@ScrewBallTheAlien]

Happy birthday Hoff man!

[@f1auf]

Aye! Happy birthday!

[@dymoriusandhisunnecessarys8689]

congrations!

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Happy birthday, Hoffy!

[@FlergerBergitydersh]

When Aegis slid in I fucking lost it.

[@danwilliams1989]

Happy birthday

[@kdgmr97]

Happy birthday Hoffy. Hope you get a new plane as a present

[@Karmy.]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOFFY! Hope it's a good one!!

[@nyar3517]

Happy Birthday

[@off-brandproductions]

1:23 Robotnik is... EXTRA THICC!

[@graph180]

Happy Birthday!

[@KamiJoJo]

J O S H Happy birthday by the way :D

[@crazymariofan03]

Happy Birthday, Hoffy!!

[@GMKGoji01]

Happy Birthday Hoffy!😄

[@Hornwiesel]

Happy birthay

[@robertlupa8273]

1:06 RRRRRrrrrr I don't know why, but this was really funny. :D

[@homelessdespot1697]

Bappy Hirthday, Hoofy!!!!!!!!

[@jacksonhorsman2907]

Happy b-day, man

[@blakemcnally2778]

Happy bday hoffy

[@canerozcan4247]

I apologise for saying this late but Happy Birthday :3

[@dashietheytpproductions2521]

Happy birthdAY

[@grinderfoot3371]

Happy birthday! *Extra thing to do Robotnik - Sneak into the Neighbor's basement, since you say you can take anything, including a big miskcake and also, resist the urge to touch the spaghet..*

[@PinkDelilahTea]

Happy Birthday Hoffy

[@dr.robertnick9599]

2018 really is a great year for Robotnik YTPs

[@NaruIchiLatino97]

HBD Hoffy

[@zmeete2565]

Happy birthday fella! Its mine too

[@jamesbevan9939]

This video has TWO "Scrounders". That makes it twice as good.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Happy birthday, Hoffy! Hope you have a great day!

[@desireesantiago5960]

Awesomeness

[@annettebledsoe4673]

happy birthday hoffy

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOFFY!!!

[@YDDragon..RYTP-47-59-RUS_media]

Very nice!

[@slimcognito383]

happy birthday Hoffy you're around a year and 3 months older than me

[@pumpkinpiemassacre6799]

0:56 *My ROBOT WAIFU* !

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Heh, funny--my birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday!

[@user-iu9vg4kd2n]

Happy 23rd Birthday Hoffy1138.