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@dantec44363 жыл бұрын
This is the feeling of trying to describe a hobby to someone and then you realize that it’s too simple to actually hold a conversation about.
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO exactly
@madill9303 жыл бұрын
Flawless execution though I was mesmerized.
@gregmacon30793 жыл бұрын
too simple too soon kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXLl2VjZ7aFrcU
@ambermurray24963 жыл бұрын
But you could have limitless conversations about it
@CerpinTxt873 жыл бұрын
@@ambermurray2496 its like running but with feet wheels
@rosestewart45433 жыл бұрын
POV: you sat down on a bench in the park and a man who looks like he's been a missing person since 2006 rollerblades up to you unprompted
@nephthys25493 жыл бұрын
Well didnt he start being his own boss around that time too? Weird coincidence....
@ouroboratika3 жыл бұрын
Central Park AF
@willowmarie2183 жыл бұрын
he reaches the grass and topples like a small toddler, he looks like his world has been torn asunder
@nerdherder93403 жыл бұрын
This is how I feel getting talked at about crypto or joe rogan
@Silverwind873 жыл бұрын
Ah, like in Oblivion.
@oranmorton50533 жыл бұрын
Brian seems to shift constantly from "Your friends cool new boyfriend" to "Everyones stepdad" and I love him for it
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
WOW you're right! I haven't thought about him this way until now
@TransfemMarta3 жыл бұрын
I wish I was my friend.
@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice3 жыл бұрын
Aren't those basically the same thing if you think about it? "New male family member brings exciting things to the table"
@oranmorton50533 жыл бұрын
@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice True
@calmao6663 жыл бұрын
which one of those is he in this video tho
@jennas52223 жыл бұрын
this is exactly what my essays sounded like when I wrote them at 1:30 AM when they were due the next day
@lexthegremlin55113 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH_IqnV7iaiGj9k
@magicoA2 жыл бұрын
"Why? When? How? Where? These questions don't matter."
@elliotmydude2 жыл бұрын
the sudden left turn in the conclusion paragraph? I felt that in my bones
@zatchrulz12 жыл бұрын
@@magicoAp
@andrewzhao4442 жыл бұрын
if you like this style of comedy you should try watching The Universe by Tim and Eric. The style of comedy in this video is extremely similar to the show.
@TheDisplacerBeast3 жыл бұрын
So, the horror twist this time was “rollerblades don’t work on grass, and that makes me upset.”
@vogelvrouw3 жыл бұрын
i think there actually are off road rollerblades
@piecesreeces3 жыл бұрын
Quad skates /hj
@alyssap.52503 жыл бұрын
I love how we were all just distrustfully waiting for the rollerblades to be made of human bones or something
@oworcestershire73313 жыл бұрын
then get a 4hat dummy
@TheDisplacerBeast3 жыл бұрын
@@oworcestershire7331 fixed the mistake. Im typing on an iPad where to type a number you swipe down on the top row of letters. Sorry.
@lukeogregory3 жыл бұрын
*Everyone gather around, and we shall wait for the video to go sideways*
@26mic3 жыл бұрын
I film entertaining vids just like Brian . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me dawg
@alliefiscus92223 жыл бұрын
aha ha welp
@unblorbosyourshows96353 жыл бұрын
It *almost* doesn't. Almost.
@therilyncobrin23723 жыл бұрын
G r a s s
@oneofmanyjames-es16433 жыл бұрын
2:15
@junoraine36013 жыл бұрын
“If the Good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.” - Willie Wonka
@Hexalys133 жыл бұрын
“Their name is probably Steve.” I can confirm this. My brother is named Steven and he claimed that this video made no sense after I showed it to him. The blades are life, bro.
@hasiumcreeper53843 жыл бұрын
Yes. The Blades of grass of the unyielding Lawn are all that is left of my life.
@tracyh57513 жыл бұрын
Blading isn't life because blading does not know the bounds of 120 years that is human life. Blading is forever and blading is limitless.
@jessicahung61623 жыл бұрын
mom, that green existentialist rollerblader is back at the park again
@dweller3313 жыл бұрын
give me a second honey, I'll call pest control
@EmerlyNickel3 жыл бұрын
don't look at him, sweetie. you'll catch a taste for the blades!
@dingleofthechalk3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even watch the video and I understand the comment
@NoDeadNamePlz3 жыл бұрын
Green existentialist rollerblader doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
@IQzminus23 жыл бұрын
“MOOM! That green existentialist rollerblader is BACK at the park AGAIN!”
@cybarch3 жыл бұрын
Brian's willingness to look like an absolute dingus in public for the sake of art is admirable
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
I know, it's things like this that make me want to make art again.
@daypk46903 жыл бұрын
haha people outside
@vogelvrouw3 жыл бұрын
im so jealous of him, im even anxious to be outside just as a normal boring person
@franciscofarias63853 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he actually dress like that when rollerblading
@johnr7972 жыл бұрын
He doesn't look like a dingus ya big galoomba
@deinonychus70683 жыл бұрын
This has the same energy as that vine with the kid who's like "Have you ever had a dream when you... and you could... and you... and you could do anything?"
@NazoCrystal3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna build a BDG cinematic universe, based solely on the line "and then there was the time I got really into rhythmic gymnastics" being a reference to the fact that this the same Brian from Dances Moving, making this video a sequel.
@sofastuffing2 жыл бұрын
:O
@sofastuffing2 жыл бұрын
he sure coped with his break up in... interesting ways
@outgoingcall2 жыл бұрын
Then there was the time Brian killed his wife or whatever. Then she went on to possess her jeans. Then he made them into jorts. Fun content!
@aliyakrebs87543 ай бұрын
Also the forgetting apples/laptops being in multiple videos!
@lukeogregory3 жыл бұрын
“Brian did you even prepare for this presentation?” *Brian -*
@TheLegoPerson3 жыл бұрын
The perfect description
@rubyrider79023 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that picnicface sketch “Powerpoint Meltdown.” THIS TRUCKS FER YOUUU
@cambrown56333 жыл бұрын
You can put your foot down on the ground and it still keeps moving, have you thought about that?
@UpstreamNL3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but actually no
@acgeewhiz3 жыл бұрын
I have to assume that he was able to afford all this gear by being his own boss and working from home?
@matthewlyons65443 жыл бұрын
Could probably even afford a hot tub made of tweed.
@Gorfinhofin3 жыл бұрын
And you can too.
@curlamus44523 жыл бұрын
But that’s not even the wildest part!
@26mic3 жыл бұрын
Yurrr I make entertaining videos just as well . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not u can come to tell me man
@joyjones82313 жыл бұрын
and earning 20,000kmonthly
@nomnomsammieboy3 жыл бұрын
haha i thought that was you in the park. good work
@amandajoy89473 жыл бұрын
You get a prize for most ominous comment. The official bdg fan club will ship you a sculpture of a bird within six weeks. Remember to offer chicken bones before it.
@anonimus667663 жыл бұрын
@@amandajoy8947 thank you Amanda joy
@thoop67953 жыл бұрын
I have only seen one large youtuber in the wild before, but welcome to the club!
@nomnomsammieboy3 жыл бұрын
@@thoop6795 never seen a large youtuber. most are quite petite. I myself have kind of a dad bod, but I guess I could be considered large! working on it though.
@thoop67953 жыл бұрын
@@nomnomsammieboy ok that made me laugh. Well done
@plaguedoctor71043 жыл бұрын
It feels like I'm watching Tom Cruise talk about literally anything
@northstarjakobs3 жыл бұрын
That's honestly an excellent assessment of the vibes, thank you.
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
IM SCREAMIN
@SmoothTurtle8402 жыл бұрын
@@screamsformemes name checks out
@andrewzhao4442 жыл бұрын
if you like this style of comedy you should try watching The Universe by Tim and Eric. The style of comedy in this video is extremely similar to the show.
@scripsiabiete3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that whenever you click onto a Brian David Gilbert video there's this moment of tension on what you're about to watch. It could be a silly song, a comedic skit, a psychological horror, a how-to video on some random thing, or a beautiful introspection to make you cry. BDG is so diverse in his content that it's just beautiful and I shame the ones who dislike them.
@Lurklen3 жыл бұрын
Which is this? It's psychological horror isn't it...
@Ryan-tn4gk3 жыл бұрын
Or all in one!
@TheJakeJackson3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeah, shaming people for their tastes is a real bad look Stephanie.
@Dark_Peace3 жыл бұрын
The best thing is that even after the vidéo, you have no idea wgat you just watched
@leotamus96573 жыл бұрын
@@Dark_Peace very true
@owlsystem92413 жыл бұрын
will this be a fun song, an unimaginable existential horror, or both at the same time? i'm scared to find out
@otamatone6033 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ilexdiapason3 жыл бұрын
extremely accurate
@px83 жыл бұрын
Watching brian david gilbert is a gamble but always worth it despite the existential horror.
@DrGnoel3 жыл бұрын
You have the best username. I wish I could have heard of the Mechanisms before they disbanded
@unclewiley19863 жыл бұрын
I get that feeling whenever I get a notification
@GalaxieNachoes3 жыл бұрын
The color coordination is so mesmerizing in this video. The vivid greens, the blue highlights from the shades and the water tube, even the black protective gear is calling out to elements in BDG's surroundings. With the soothing music and the amazing rollerblading wisdom, this video is a fully transporting experience.
@piper9642 жыл бұрын
bdg but simic
@DragonWinter362 жыл бұрын
@@piper964 I personally prefer Rakdos BDG
@1996squareenix3 жыл бұрын
no lie, a couple weeks ago I actually laid eyes on the ethereal form that is BDG absolutely killing it in a roller rink and I thought to myself "there is nothing surprising about this, BDG being a masterblader makes perfect sense".
@HParadoxa3 жыл бұрын
I'm probably just going to send this video to anyone asking how I feel about my wheelchair lmao "I love it, I feel limitless! Why do I use it ? I would prefer if you would not ask that question. Also I hate stairs and grass."
@TokenBonus3 жыл бұрын
A wheelchair really do be a rollerblade tho
@HParadoxa3 жыл бұрын
@@TokenBonus there's less wheels but they're bigger so I guess that's equivalent
@basilmemories3 жыл бұрын
Stairs ARE the worst, it's true. source: fuck stairs
@tomaspabon24843 жыл бұрын
@@basilmemories can confirm that this comment is fantastically sourced
@oiomgaming81302 жыл бұрын
@@basilmemories i think from the comment and the username i can see you are an omori fan, probably. and you know what. i agree. screw stairs
- working as his own boss, making his own hours, from home.
@DoctaBelmore3 жыл бұрын
-Pepcorn
@yomega693 жыл бұрын
I'd date
@williammartin96123 жыл бұрын
@@gabehere From home? As his own boss?
@yourguidefortheday9283 жыл бұрын
Rollerbladers: NO LIMITS * enter lush grassy fields * Rollerbladers: ONE LIMIT.
@zackjones8802 Жыл бұрын
And gravel.
@LLoiza3 жыл бұрын
i guess this is SK8: The Infinity's shortly awaited anime sequel Rollerbl8de: Limitless?
@loonylovegood32663 жыл бұрын
can't wait for season three, scooter: indefin8ly
@HollyWarlock3 жыл бұрын
@@loonylovegood3266 what about season four "totally not yuri on ice, it's different, i promise"
@loonylovegood32663 жыл бұрын
@@HollyWarlock don't you mean "8's different"? (yes I'm reaching but still aksnsks)
@catsandcaffine36352 жыл бұрын
@@HollyWarlock yuri on ice: sport Sk8: The Infinity : sport. I rest my case
@hilarykim45653 жыл бұрын
"You can do anything in rollerblades !" me: *rollerblades exclusively on a specific half of an unfrequented road that I cleared all the rocks and sticks off of beforehand so I don't trip and die*
@florbulongulus41953 жыл бұрын
Truly limitless possibilities, indeed.
@mjish3 жыл бұрын
Try tennis courts, occasionally you'll get yelled at for rollerblading at a tennis court but I just pretend to not know English, works every time
@lemonyorkshirepudding3 жыл бұрын
Me, a person who rollerblades around their drive way like an idiot because my neighborhood is fricken hilly and I don’t want to brake my leg.
@DaThings3 жыл бұрын
WHO did I pick up rollerblading? Stephen. Stephanie, potentially.
@lesluna343 жыл бұрын
A wild DaThings appears. BDG is truly orbiting breadtube at this point.
@t.s90213 жыл бұрын
@@lesluna34 His appearance in Hbomb's vid has made him canon
@Merlincat0073 жыл бұрын
Wow, a DaThings edit of BDG would be awesome! Fingers crossed.
@Rolli_Zolli3 жыл бұрын
i'm glad i wasn't the only one who was expecting that exact joke, dhevssgsg
@sjallen2723 жыл бұрын
Can confirm.
@Dctr-mg8km3 жыл бұрын
There was a little bit there where I thought “Maybe this isn’t going to turn weird and will just be a fun parody” and man do I love to be wrong.
@LarsonPercussion3 жыл бұрын
So, there are actually off road roller skates. Therefore, the rollerblader’s world truly is limitless
@sarahsant62483 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for bringing this up, I'd never heard of them before!
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
The limiting factor is how much energy it takes to use them. They work fine, but they're incredibly tiring. Just in case you (the reader) were thinking of buying some.
@LarsonPercussion Жыл бұрын
@@clonkex no pain no gain brother
@urielsantos95463 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's time to play: Will this be psychological horror or a silly song? Place your bets y'all! Edit: my hubris and carelessness made me forget about the rare third genre: comedy.
@flame_warp3 жыл бұрын
With just a little pinch of horror kinda sweeped in with the gaffes
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
@@flame_warp Comedy through the lens of horror to heighten the punchline
@TimelyIdiot3 жыл бұрын
jokes on you; comedy terrifies me.
@nhae03 жыл бұрын
@@TimelyIdiot why did the chicken cross the road? Eh, idiot?
@Therealrealbenji3 жыл бұрын
Ain't nothin' bad ever happened on these rollerblades.
@awesomebatman3 жыл бұрын
The fact that he's wearing glasses under the sports glasses makes this so much better
@scottief86163 жыл бұрын
“What’s the one with the little butterfly net?…Lacrosse?” -BDG, a true icon
@baguettegott34093 жыл бұрын
The speech pattern? Absolutely brilliant, *_alright_* , and then there's the thought process
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
@I care STOP
@arsarma18083 жыл бұрын
I love how disgustingly overedited and how overgeared this guy is.
@pedrosalles92733 жыл бұрын
He is like a villain whose only power is "having tools"
@rawovunlapin82013 жыл бұрын
@@pedrosalles9273 my favorite villain, batman
@JacobPDeIiNoNi3 жыл бұрын
Especially how he has his regular glasses on beneath the visor or whatever it's called
@IceBen44443 жыл бұрын
@@JacobPDeIiNoNi yes, it is called glasses
@JacobPDeIiNoNi3 жыл бұрын
@@IceBen4444 Ah, glasses under his glasses gotcha
@pissclown3 жыл бұрын
the fact that he specifies the water is hot without any further context is honestly terrifying.
@Visualeaf3 жыл бұрын
It's what he needs.
@GemA2Gen2 жыл бұрын
what context do you need, he doesn't have anything to keep his water cool, it's in a plastic tube out in the sun
@merkmywords3 жыл бұрын
He's beauty, he's grace; he is fast approaching you in his slick rollerblades.
@Me-ss2gq3 жыл бұрын
Brian be honest was this an attempt to write off rollerblades in your taxes
@schoo92563 жыл бұрын
No, it was an attempt to write off those glasses and that waterbottle backpack.
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear me
@acgeewhiz3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha! That was one of my first thoughts.
@robertschnobert90903 жыл бұрын
@@schoo9256 excuse me! It's called a camelback 🌈
@esketispaghetti32573 жыл бұрын
He's pulling a Gus Johnson
@prestonlong34513 жыл бұрын
Hobbies BDG will try next: - Miniature golf - Pickling vegetables - Geocaching - Fencing - Animal husbandry - Designing custom scarecrows - Applying to various watch repair shops but never actually showing up for his shifts - Making wax wings to escape Crete - Dropping other fruits on Isaac Newton to see if he discovers new laws of physics - Building rockets, fighting mummies, and climbing up the Eiffel Tower
@fernandamondaca17043 жыл бұрын
He might even shower a monkey in a bathtub, we never know!
@marianatriantos7823 жыл бұрын
the second to last one is gold
@charliem.13683 жыл бұрын
all of them. all of them at once
@londonhonourfrc35363 жыл бұрын
And we will be there when he does.
@yoshifan333 жыл бұрын
@@fernandamondaca1704 Or surf tidal waves.
@karolkozik59183 жыл бұрын
I must say, this is a very interesting metaphor for a person which grows tired and weary of his hobby/work. You try to convince yourself that what you're doing is good for you, that you need it, that you can truly do anything while doing it. You already know that there are limits, but you pretend that they don't exist. Eventually you start questioning whether you really should pursue it, you realise you have neglected other things because of it. And then you find yourself in a place of weakness. And from that point there's two options, either you keep going with it and push yourself harder, or you choose to change.
@maimiller96102 жыл бұрын
hey dude are you good that was a lot I mean your right but like are you good?
@stickingaround_2 жыл бұрын
love that it feels like brian only needed to do one improvised take, then used every single one of them.
@edenironworks23 жыл бұрын
Hello everyone, and welcome back to everybody's favorite bdg-related game: existential nightmare, or fun skit?
@kilroy75063 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@lynnpowell31643 жыл бұрын
@@kilroy7506 exactly
@Tea-mi2fs3 жыл бұрын
They can coexist
@magicmaybelle42883 жыл бұрын
trick question, both
@codyofathens33973 жыл бұрын
It's 430 in the morning and I'm exhausted and need to go to sleep. I see a BDG video, do I risk it?
@Purplepentapus_3 жыл бұрын
I love how Brian is OK at rollerblading at best, in this video, yet he's totally geared out like he's training for a rollerblading marathon
@charliefranklin85233 жыл бұрын
how dare you he is the greatest rollerblader i have ever seen
@soph_theloaf3 жыл бұрын
Bdg has the most impeccable timing for adding awkward pauses and making things that could be normal extremely off putting 😂
@kashiichan3 жыл бұрын
I truly love that BDG has matched his nails to the water pack rather than his actual outfit. Accessorising done right. Such a style icon.
@colmanator23863 жыл бұрын
You be immune to grass if only you'd considered the humble quad, having yearned not for the excessive and sinful speed of the blade
@maxwellclark23453 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@pandamoanium62173 жыл бұрын
One of my greatest shames was never being able to master the art of the quad... Beautiful, majestic, and utterly unknowable in there eldritch functions
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
Are quads better on grass? I can't imagine how, speaking as a rollerblader.
@ethancolman781 Жыл бұрын
@@clonkex well the wheels can't actually roll on grass so they just lock up. because they are wide they don't dig in, and because they have a square profile they become easier to walk on well, I imagine that's the case anyway, can't say i've actually taken blades on grass
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
@@ethancolman781 Ah true. I'd guess the main factor is probably the short wheelbase to let you walk like a shoe more easily. Blades require you to tilt way up on the toe to walk and it's quite tiring. But I've never actually tried quads so I can't say for sure. I can say blades don't roll on grass unless you want them to or the grass is really short/dry. I use grass to slow down on steep hills sometimes, just brace reallllly hard and roll the grass, slows you down quite effectively.
@theod62673 жыл бұрын
Guys I think what he’s trying to say is that rollerblading is limitless
@yungkoo72823 жыл бұрын
limited kzbin.info/www/bejne/gaK5aY2ugt6NfdU
@eudora7603 жыл бұрын
woahhhh
@LucasMONeill3 жыл бұрын
That's the message behind all of his videos, we were just missing the crucial info to decipher them.
@dudinatorYT3 жыл бұрын
There's also a distinct possibility that he is attempting to inform us about the limitless possibility of rollerblading.
@kilo39893 жыл бұрын
The emotion in this video is exactly how I feel upon learning a cool new skill, and then discovering that I know less than a tenth of what that skill has to offer.
@Moose12073 жыл бұрын
I totally expected "Oh look, you're awake... "
@bigz48293 жыл бұрын
Damn. The rollerblader's world really IS limitless.
@saber1epee03 жыл бұрын
But GrAssssssssss
@zulephizus12123 жыл бұрын
as long as you're not on the lawn
@caiovelasco13033 жыл бұрын
@@zulephizus1212 pfff, I’m not afraid of the lawn
@Kuhmuhnistische_Partei3 жыл бұрын
It's limitless as long as you stay away from its limits.
@yootscute47693 жыл бұрын
The rollerblader becomes helpless in the face of the unyielding lawn.
@ZvelHaj3 жыл бұрын
Now imagine that sentence in Werner Herzog's voice
@Ericshadowblade3 жыл бұрын
"No longer able to speedily escape by nightfall the predators hunt him down"
@Bobberation3 жыл бұрын
The best part is that the lawn is an issue because it's *too* yielding
@jettricks19892 жыл бұрын
Rollerbloading? Yes. There's the: ✔️ Speed ✔️ Thought process ✔️ Feeling of weightlessness ✔️ Experience of zen ✔️ Thought process (again) ✔️ Growth
@5MadMovieMakers3 жыл бұрын
Actually wanna go rollerblading now
@RachaelLongLastName3 жыл бұрын
What’s up check mark? Hahahahaha I can see that you are running short of the likes that you would normal acquire easily. How horrible it must feel to be the one with no likes!
@5MadMovieMakers3 жыл бұрын
@@RachaelLongLastName i will survive
@RachaelLongLastName3 жыл бұрын
@@5MadMovieMakers Lol good
@emlee17713 жыл бұрын
the only question that doesn’t not matter is “who did bdg pick up rollerblading?” and i can only assume the answer is “himself and also everybody else”
@vigilantcosmicpenguin87213 жыл бұрын
it's time for everyone to get good, not just me but you too
bdg finally got himself a go pro, his power is now uncontainable
@pacha27593 жыл бұрын
So you're saying his power is....L i m i t l e s s ?
@DragonWinter363 жыл бұрын
@@pacha2759 we don’t know for sure. all we know is that it cannot be contained
@catsonbrooms2 жыл бұрын
@@pacha2759 except for the unyielding lawn.
@iiiivvvv99862 жыл бұрын
Lol I thought you said his power is now uncomfortable for a moment
@andrewericdavison3 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with the take that starts around 0:30 where he just drinks a lot, spits, and says "I'm ready for anything"
@danielquinones17713 жыл бұрын
Is this the sequel to “dances moving” given the rhythmic gymnastics phase of his life?
@NazoCrystal3 жыл бұрын
it absolutely is. time to go rewatch dances moving again
@ludwigekner12793 жыл бұрын
I'm actually most impressed that he full on crashed into a set of stone stairs on purpose to set up that scene change to the lawn. Top stunt work dude
@ouroboratika3 жыл бұрын
He's an auteur and he knew what he had to do
@kelzbelz3133 жыл бұрын
Limitless unless, of course, there’s a smallish rock
@samantha.redacted3 жыл бұрын
I see he needed to write off his roller gear on his business expenses
@mrs.stefonmeyers71563 жыл бұрын
He's growing a mustache!! **waluigi intensifies**
@jimahalangel3 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else remember that one episode of the carebears tv show where the evil old dude tried to convince the rollerblade girl that it would be a good idea to cover the planet in concrete to make rollerblading easier? This video is just that but with fewer carebears.
@scuttles3683 жыл бұрын
That comment was a wild ride, highly specific, and makes me want to watch carebears for the first time ever.
@rixjo3 жыл бұрын
i'm beginning to think that the rollerblader's world is limitless
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
You would speak such hubris in the face of the Unyielding Lawn?
@rixjo3 жыл бұрын
@@anone.mousse674 yes.
@snow-ld8yx3 жыл бұрын
@I care shut up you absolute melon
@jcrosenkreuz52133 жыл бұрын
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
@veloxfelidae853 жыл бұрын
Everything is limitless when you are your own boss!
@rileym92073 жыл бұрын
When he said “I split my life into three sections” my brain defaulted to papa roach’s last resort
@ryrieee2 жыл бұрын
0:20 "because there's zero, because there's- you- you can do anything. on a rollerblade" this is how i speak
@mothboy91373 жыл бұрын
I'm so desperate to know the 16 secret rules of rollerblading
@sir_vix3 жыл бұрын
You'll have to invest in a lot of rollerblading gear before that'll happen.
@mothboy91373 жыл бұрын
@@sir_vix haha yeah
@dweller3313 жыл бұрын
you find out once your worthy
@totaleNonale3 жыл бұрын
1. Rollerblading has limits. 2-16. the first rule is false
@flinko993 жыл бұрын
- throw away the thing that tells you not to throw the thing away
@meteorbower3 жыл бұрын
me: brian, that doesn't make sense. that can't be real. brian: calls me out for my doubt personally
@isleofdead13373 жыл бұрын
Steven you’re not believing hard enough
@stephaniepullman82973 жыл бұрын
Saaaaame
@chisanakabu65513 жыл бұрын
I broke my wrist rollerblading 3 weeks ago and now as I sit here watching this unable to use my dominant hand I feel my dreams breaking as well. Wear your wrist guards kids, so the embarrassment at 2:13 isn't compounded by the fact that the EMTs have to take your rollerblades off before they haul you into the ambulance 💀
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
I've never broken my wrist but I usually wonder how. +1 to wearing wrist guards. Rollerblading is an incredible hobby but broken wrists are all too easy to achieve.
@blanketpineapple3 жыл бұрын
I wish that I could have the versatility that Brian possesses. he can really make whatever he wants and it will be incredible. I really admire that.
@nedk92273 жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see Dale doing well for himself after leaving 2winz²
@skycondon27433 жыл бұрын
Proper bdg headcanon accepted
@veralium3 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a good BDG video to remind me of my mortality.
@Seaweedgirl13 жыл бұрын
as someone who rollerskates all the time: the unyielding lawn is my enemy as well, perhaps with enough tar we can take them out TOGETHER, brian
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
You can roll grass! Just put one foot in front of the other, brace your legs very strongly and prepare for a lot of resistance. The trick is to lean back slightly, but not so much that if the grass surprises you by being easy to roll (like the ground is really hard or something) you don't go over backwards. With your feet roughly in line with each other and your legs braced you can roll over almost anything, it's great. I use grass to slow myself down on long hills sometimes, when I don't feel like using up my wheels with T-braking.
@ngwoo3 жыл бұрын
When you're rollerblading you can just take off the rollerblades so the set of things you can do without rollerblades is entirely contained within the set of things you can do with rollerblades, which is all things
@BlindErephon3 жыл бұрын
God the colors take me back to the early 90's when I owned a pair of homemade (Thanks, Mom!) shorts with lime green textured triangles and other assorted eye paining shapes and color combinations. I miss those shorts, and the lack of self consciousness about my hairy knees I had to have had to wear them. And yes, I was like seven and had hairy knees.
@Lananotdelray3 жыл бұрын
POV: Facetime with my Mom by Bo Burnham
@pocketsoup83382 жыл бұрын
This is literature
@lostprophet88883 жыл бұрын
There are (obviously!) only two kinds of people in the world: Those who rollerblade through a limitless world - and those who do not do that, YET!
@softmanbat3 жыл бұрын
BDG: The rollerblader's world is limitless A flight of stairs: Hold my beer
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
People roll stairs all the time. I don't usually, too dangerous. But totally possible.
@Reac22 жыл бұрын
"You can do anything" Anything that has anything to do with sand: "I would like to introduce myself"
@lucensei3 жыл бұрын
never did I think I'd get to see BDG be brought to his limits by a patch grass, but honestly it kinda makes sense
@nikidessi3 жыл бұрын
He really thought rollerblading was limitless
@madibis81443 жыл бұрын
i hate when i fall down the stairs and end up in a barren field
@nikkimitchable3 жыл бұрын
@I care bruh if you're gonna spam religious stuff here at least make it Christian so that you hit a wider audience.
@lucensei3 жыл бұрын
@@madibis8144 even worse when you got rollerblades strapped to your feet
@Mussoi70003 жыл бұрын
the moment the camera fell down and the filter changed my brain automatically went "ah there's the weird part"
@ahobbit12733 жыл бұрын
I legitimately thought the twist was going to be that he’d died and was in rollerblader purgatory, where there is only grass.
@ahobbit12733 жыл бұрын
Now that I think about it, there is no evidence that my theory isn’t true 🤔
@justacat69933 жыл бұрын
Same, I went 'Welp, guess it's horror time!'
@nerdynobody5742 жыл бұрын
i love the disproportionately long gap between "rollerblading?............yes" and then just moving on
@mateogoron3 жыл бұрын
0:44 I'm seeing the Old Bay crab vibe move on display here
@kae413 жыл бұрын
THE FACT THAT HE KEEPS GETTING CUT OFF MAKES THE VIBES HERE IMMACULATE
@EmerlyNickel3 жыл бұрын
"It's time. It's time to get good at rollerblading."
@noisaidgetlost94483 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop thinking 'look at his british petroleum lookin-ass shirt.'
@Malenrick3 жыл бұрын
Whenever Brian starts explaining something I immediately get flashbacks to Jorts and Being your own boss. I can never trust these videos again.
@atree92843 жыл бұрын
I’m more impressed about the fact he can rolleblade so well?? Man’s going zoom zoom on big wheelies.
@DevilishlyDutch3 жыл бұрын
“Rollerblading: Yes” couldn’t have said it better 😂 The First of October has a song about that, you might like that
@apersonyes31983 жыл бұрын
why rollerblade when bike dose that all but b e t t e r
@VanillaTried3 жыл бұрын
@@apersonyes3198 my legs hurt on bike
@DragonWinter363 жыл бұрын
@@apersonyes3198 falling while rollerblading is a lot less awful than crashing a bike
@sweetcerebrum63863 жыл бұрын
First of October fans unite. Rapidly approaching album 3 now!
@swiftlymurmurs3 жыл бұрын
BDG really gives me the vibe that he would not, in fact, tolerate the high prices of ravioli
@My2cents.3 жыл бұрын
One is stuck playing the impassioned protagonist in one’s Subjective Narrative of Self 🎈
@samuelhatch62552 жыл бұрын
"And are there rules to rollerblading? Yeah, sure, there are. There are 16 of them. I'm not gonna tell you what they are"
@peachbunnii3 жыл бұрын
my theory is that steven or stephanie got tired of him acting like a big shot on rollerblades, so they drugged his water pack and dragged him into the middle of a grassy field to teach him humility
As a person who has rollerblading as one of my favorite hobbies, I can confirm this video. Much appreciated, appreciating the rollerblade. Thank you. “Rollerblading? Yes.”
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
Rollerblading is great
@GlaurungtheRed3 жыл бұрын
This feels like it should be the backstory to a weird Saturday morning cartoon villain who ants to destroy all grass.
@Durgen2133 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining Brian actively thinking of this idea, then choosing to buy those sunglasses, and it is giving me a tremendous amount of joy
@Zibani3 жыл бұрын
You say that like he didn't already own all of this gear.
@ahobbit12733 жыл бұрын
My theory is that he bought them before and then, hurdy gurdy-style, had to come up with a video idea in which to use them so he could write them off.
@sonya61913 жыл бұрын
As a person who recently picked up rollerblading I feel attacked
@CalebRogers8083 жыл бұрын
Oh how quick the rollerblader is brought to heel, by the endless lawn
@emmyarmstrong15402 жыл бұрын
I am halfway through this video and don't know if it's going to turn into existential horror or stay a funny skit and I think that's really the beauty of this channel
@hansonkerman728611 ай бұрын
my favorite incomprehensible rollerblade wisdom is 1:50 "Rollerblading....................... yes."
@adwnpinoy3 жыл бұрын
First thought after he says rollerblading is limitless, “grass!”
@rainerzufall80903 жыл бұрын
Second thought: Stairs
@kayingham35283 жыл бұрын
Third thought: traffic
@Stavvy03 жыл бұрын
Water?
@lexthegremlin55113 жыл бұрын
m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH_IqnV7iaiGj9k
@clonkex Жыл бұрын
Tbh grass is still skatable with enough effort. I use it for slowing down on hills (just roll off the footpath and onto the grass with very strongly braced legs in case of surprise hidden terrain). You can also roll down stairs with enough practice (although I've never been a fan, just too easy to end up going face-first into the concrete).
@archivalfrog3 жыл бұрын
I won't lie, that's a great fit
@owensfinalproject3 жыл бұрын
ong
@26mic3 жыл бұрын
I film entertaining vids just like Brian . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me g
@clarawoodman93313 жыл бұрын
it could a 100% be found in a pokemon game
@archivalfrog3 жыл бұрын
@@clarawoodman9331 you are SO right
@screamsformemes3 жыл бұрын
Yea like where are the links to that fit??? Still waiting
@atomicanachronism88493 жыл бұрын
100% Accurate depiction of rollerblading, there are no mistakes in this.
@shockofthenew2 жыл бұрын
I still come back to this video often, Brian's rollerblading monologue is just too funny
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
Okay, I knew a guy JUST like this in high school, but it was a skier.
@Snarl_Marx3 жыл бұрын
Oh, no doubt. Skiers can be so obnoxious, man. Snowboarders are way more chill.
@anone.mousse6743 жыл бұрын
@@Snarl_Marx The skier bro I mentioned would get SO MAD about snowboarders. If he went up to Mt. Wherever over the weekend and saw a snowboarder on the slopes, you would fucking HEAR ABOUT IT on Monday.