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You might think Sonic the Hedgehog has a storied history, but Brian David Gilbert is here to unravel why that history is completely wrong.
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@amanduh8969
@amanduh8969 5 жыл бұрын
I love that every one of these videos are a real version of the “in this essay I will” meme
@coliver106
@coliver106 5 жыл бұрын
best comment ive seen
@nemodos
@nemodos 5 жыл бұрын
real talk this is the best comment on KZbin because it is true, says something about the writer, and touches all of our hearts deeply
@unblorbosyourshows9635
@unblorbosyourshows9635 5 жыл бұрын
@@nemodos wait I've heard this before somewhere else
@monochromesoul5873
@monochromesoul5873 5 жыл бұрын
OMG YES, FINALLY
@ryanlynch8303
@ryanlynch8303 5 жыл бұрын
Amanda K STRAIGHT FACTS
@seansliger1
@seansliger1 5 жыл бұрын
"But for Sonic, I'm willing to bend my values a bit"- is possibly the most cursed quote I have ever heard in my adult years
@ianhaywire7914
@ianhaywire7914 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@its_kumar_babyyy
@its_kumar_babyyy 4 жыл бұрын
r/CursedQuotes
@jedimindglitch89
@jedimindglitch89 4 жыл бұрын
"EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"
@kingofallfrogs
@kingofallfrogs 4 жыл бұрын
@@jedimindglitch89 that's blessed.
@vegetablackpotato4700
@vegetablackpotato4700 3 жыл бұрын
That baby is possibly the most -disgusting ulgy- cursed thing I've seen
@adamrollins2475
@adamrollins2475 5 жыл бұрын
BDG revealing he's never played a Sonic game 10 minutes into the video felt like he stabbed me in the chest with a knife and then explained in full detail why I was in the wrong for it
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 4 жыл бұрын
That's just every Unravelled video
@fartsniffer9999
@fartsniffer9999 4 жыл бұрын
When he said that I wouldn’t click off the video I was sort of insulted, so I went to click off. But, I just... couldn’t?? I just couldn’t bring myself to stop watching. Like, I wanted to see through with this absolutely monstrosity I have been hit with, even though I felt betrayed and disgusted. Overall, that was terrible. 10/10.
@Zaire82
@Zaire82 4 жыл бұрын
Well, to be honest, I've only played them a couple times over a decade ago.
@phillyfanmatt
@phillyfanmatt 4 жыл бұрын
I trust people who haven't played sonic more than I trust people who have played sonic (I've played every sonic game except the niche arcade ones and the ones for the Sega handheld system)
@forcedcomedy9912
@forcedcomedy9912 4 жыл бұрын
@@fartsniffer9999 the fuck kind of overreaction is that?
@ShotzInTheLight
@ShotzInTheLight 3 жыл бұрын
So, in the first 3 minutes, this man straight up declares every sonic game EVER to be fanfic. I love it
@aidankocherhans9861
@aidankocherhans9861 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the plots of secret rings and black knight, I think that statement makes a lot of sense.
@hannahrohlfing7898
@hannahrohlfing7898 5 жыл бұрын
In this episode, Brian loses his grip on whatever sanity might have remained, and also starts a cult
@cinammonstyx7622
@cinammonstyx7622 5 жыл бұрын
Insane Fangirl *Always Sunny music*
@bardssinisterstories2607
@bardssinisterstories2607 5 жыл бұрын
Pin this
@somedood07
@somedood07 5 жыл бұрын
“Religion”
@happymilk7433
@happymilk7433 5 жыл бұрын
We could make a religion out of this
@them.
@them. 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, doesn't he basically do that in every episode?
@fembiod3772
@fembiod3772 5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert nailing his 13 theses to the youtube door (2019, colorized)
@fallingcrane1986
@fallingcrane1986 5 жыл бұрын
I’m willing to bet he writes his scripts while on the loo
@emilydolores6458
@emilydolores6458 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it's modern Lutheranism.
@uniquemystique8566
@uniquemystique8566 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@devina8812
@devina8812 5 жыл бұрын
noooo
@chamuchamupalchamperry6686
@chamuchamupalchamperry6686 5 жыл бұрын
"Biblical Literism was basically an early form of fandom" I am astounded at your truth
@josephclark1166
@josephclark1166 5 жыл бұрын
Noah then rolled a 20 and split the sea as a result, then rolled a 1 to keep it open and it crashed on the egyptians
@rajavlitra
@rajavlitra 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephclark1166 Moses parted the sea ya bungus
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 5 жыл бұрын
@@josephclark1166 Noah was the one building the giant boat with each speces in it (which mean BILLIONS of individuals but hey details)
@unfortunateimperial6019
@unfortunateimperial6019 5 жыл бұрын
The Divine Comedy
@woutvandessel1823
@woutvandessel1823 5 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Bucket Hey, come on. The boat was the only thing remaining of the earth so it had plenty of room, so it's possible for there to have existed such a boat. The Bible never clearly states that "Noah" isn't just the pet name God gave a huge cult back then, so the "how could it be built by one man" thing also doesn't apply.
@FinalGamerJames
@FinalGamerJames 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, the mystery of where I once heard the name Kintobor YEARS ago in some obscure magazine and I had sworn to friends up and down that Sonic had once been friends with him before he turned evil into Robotnik, was NOT something I hallucinated as a child, but a sign that I too, was blessed by the small whispers of the true hog and his origins. I am ready for the crusade emeralds brian please
@badernera7497
@badernera7497 3 жыл бұрын
Tf the same thing happened to me
@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911
@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911 2 жыл бұрын
The true hog, eh?
@hadriandwyer2191
@hadriandwyer2191 2 жыл бұрын
We, the children of the true hog, shall prevail
@ShikiKiryu
@ShikiKiryu 2 жыл бұрын
@FinalGame James, Kintobor being Sonic's father-figure type is pretty much the early story of the British Fleetway Sonic the Comic series, where they were friends and working in a lab together to use the chaos emeralds to remove all of the planet's evil, that might be what you're thinking of?
@olivia7782
@olivia7782 2 жыл бұрын
@@ShikiKiryu Kintober was used in the Fleetway comics and I think maybe some other fairly obscure early-series material I THINK he was in the Archie comics too to some degree but I believe they added him later
@MarcyNabors
@MarcyNabors 4 жыл бұрын
"You are literally pitting Sonic, a hedgehog without a father, against the man who became his father figure and then turned evil thanks to the machines that Sonic helped create." hold up isn't that just the plot of Insomniac's Spider-Man game
@cartoonishidealism582
@cartoonishidealism582 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Insomniac ripped off Sonic The Hedgehog. AND DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THE QUILTING CIRCLE
@bensjammin9
@bensjammin9 4 жыл бұрын
MY FIRST THOUGHT
@hayana-sanjo
@hayana-sanjo 4 жыл бұрын
*Spider-Man 2
@chrismanuel9768
@chrismanuel9768 4 жыл бұрын
I want that game to exist
@carysbebard3690
@carysbebard3690 4 жыл бұрын
I don't. I don't think Spiderman is a hedgehog.
@GroundThing
@GroundThing 4 жыл бұрын
With the admission that he's never played a sonic game, I'm suddenly not convinced that BDG has ever played any of the games he's done an unraveled on, and honestly, that probably makes it better.
@ashlynogle1279
@ashlynogle1279 3 жыл бұрын
There's a video on the Drawfee KZbin channel feat. Brian where he reveals he hasn't actually played a Dark Souls game before. Makes it better because that collab was basically an excuse to promote the Dark Souls Bosses Unraveled lmao
@coffeewolfproductions9113
@coffeewolfproductions9113 2 жыл бұрын
I think he might have played some of the games he's doing an unraveled on, but when it comes to games like Mario where he was analyzing all the main game's enemies to put into Bowser's military hierarchy there's no way he could have played all of them just for one video.
@xanderramsdell2919
@xanderramsdell2919 2 жыл бұрын
plot twist: he's actually never played any video game ever. Any video or stream showing him playing a video game is actually footage created by someone else while BDG just says whatever comes to his mind without even looking at the video. This whole time, he's been talking about video games without actually knowing what an xbox or playstation controller even looks like.
@joshuaridgway3230
@joshuaridgway3230 Жыл бұрын
@@coffeewolfproductions9113of course not, he was too busy reading the Geneva Convention. Or OSHA regulations
@chrisandreas3142
@chrisandreas3142 Жыл бұрын
He play games. Nintendo, indie and some AAA titels but not that much, cause he loves indie and Nintendo.
@thevoidlord1796
@thevoidlord1796 5 жыл бұрын
"i promise I won't get all political" *Me three drinks later* "EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE"
@inserttaghere3015
@inserttaghere3015 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing political
@MrMogi-zg2ud
@MrMogi-zg2ud 5 жыл бұрын
It's religious, so you're good.
@jiggymcnocknak9388
@jiggymcnocknak9388 5 жыл бұрын
Sonic is Cratos confirmed?
@conallharkin5365
@conallharkin5365 5 жыл бұрын
BDG unravels: the sonic the hedgehog Bible
@leah.p.6687
@leah.p.6687 5 жыл бұрын
I want it on a shirt
@sagec-r4121
@sagec-r4121 4 жыл бұрын
The part about letting him hold Robotnik in his arms while sobbing 'sorry' is intense, and unfairly (to my emotions) well acted
@saltedsage
@saltedsage 4 жыл бұрын
Just a note: Hardy, Nebraska is in Nuckolls county, and yes that is pronounced as Knuckles
@dreamofyouandi
@dreamofyouandi 4 жыл бұрын
Sonic and knuckles.... Sonic in nuckolls. Holy shit. is there a Sonic fast food place in nuckolls
@clockworkkirlia7475
@clockworkkirlia7475 4 жыл бұрын
Haha, thank you for this pun discovery!
@themyofmy
@themyofmy 4 жыл бұрын
@@Finisu_ 😳
@SuperPeadro
@SuperPeadro 4 жыл бұрын
waaaaaaaaaa
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
But Knuckles was originally gonna be Jamaican.
@lastlife0726
@lastlife0726 4 жыл бұрын
"The bible was written to make a character more marketable to kids in the '90s." Is a fantastic out of context quote.
@thisisasupersayin376
@thisisasupersayin376 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, that's basically Dante's Inferno
@nalsium2828
@nalsium2828 4 жыл бұрын
And it's somehow even better in context
@solara7637
@solara7637 4 жыл бұрын
That’s basically Veggietales
@paintdot5456
@paintdot5456 4 жыл бұрын
I found a minecraft bible at coles
@pennyw2226
@pennyw2226 4 жыл бұрын
Well, even out of context it isn’t wrong. Have you heard of Castlevania?
@ShyLeviathan
@ShyLeviathan 5 жыл бұрын
Also I'm fairly certain that the 7 Chaos Emeralds are just a representation of the Seven Sins, which only gives the "Sonic is god" theory more backing
@zaujimaveinformacie4008
@zaujimaveinformacie4008 5 жыл бұрын
And what about Dragon ball so now Goku is also god?
@ShyLeviathan
@ShyLeviathan 5 жыл бұрын
@@zaujimaveinformacie4008 He could be the Devil.
@zaujimaveinformacie4008
@zaujimaveinformacie4008 5 жыл бұрын
So cell and majin Boo what are?
@zaujimaveinformacie4008
@zaujimaveinformacie4008 5 жыл бұрын
I am Atheist though
@Jillybean711
@Jillybean711 5 жыл бұрын
What about the seven virtues?
@ahobbit1273
@ahobbit1273 3 жыл бұрын
I really hate how when “Kintobor” was flashing across the screen, I misread it as “Kinktober.” ...I need to stop spending so much time on AO3.
@sad...4854
@sad...4854 3 жыл бұрын
Kinky October was the only thing that came to mind and I hate that
@silvercandra4275
@silvercandra4275 3 жыл бұрын
I also thought it said kinktober and was mildly disappointed it didn't, because whatever kinktober is, it would surely be more creative that Robotnik backwards
@eora5142
@eora5142 3 жыл бұрын
@@silvercandra4275 oooh. Never noticed that it is robotnik backwards
@silvercandra4275
@silvercandra4275 3 жыл бұрын
@@eora5142 I didn't notice it either until someone pointed it out to me after I showed them this video and now it just seems so obvious... Why do people keep doing this?
@ArianAlbert
@ArianAlbert 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I'm not alone
@birdbird8364
@birdbird8364 4 жыл бұрын
"EITHER HE *IS* A GOD,OR COULD *KILL* GOD, AND I DO NOT *CARE* IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" Is FAR too raw of a line to have come from a video about sonic the hedgehog
@alexarmstrong4850
@alexarmstrong4850 4 жыл бұрын
I mean he's also the "oh god, they're civilians" guy
@mynewaccount2604
@mynewaccount2604 4 жыл бұрын
How many gods has sonic killed now ingame
@GreenEyedPsycho
@GreenEyedPsycho 4 жыл бұрын
GannonNotFromZelda what does time itself count as
@rawovunlapin8201
@rawovunlapin8201 4 жыл бұрын
@Isaac Kamstra this entire franchise is a gold mine of quotes
@curtisbraebairn3608
@curtisbraebairn3608 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is basically modern day willy wonk from the original movie if they remaster those movies Brian should play willy wonka
@humanboulder6.214
@humanboulder6.214 4 жыл бұрын
Kintobor is literally Robotnik backwards.......I am livid.
@KoyasuNoBara
@KoyasuNoBara 4 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video when I realized that.
@paintspot
@paintspot 4 жыл бұрын
Well, Robotnik’s full name is Ivo Robotnik, but his full name as Kintobor is Ovi Kintobor. Not only is “Kintobor” Robotnik backwards, but “Ovi” is Ivo backwards as well. Additionally, Ovi is Latin for egg. He is Eggman. -Paintspot Infez Wasabi.
@Iluvpie6
@Iluvpie6 4 жыл бұрын
ALUCARD??? Dracula, you can’t just name your kid your name backwards!!!
@gormauslander
@gormauslander 4 жыл бұрын
What is this, guardians of gahoole?
@SaltyyCasheww
@SaltyyCasheww 4 жыл бұрын
@@gormauslander Oh wow, someone referenced Guardians of Ga'Hoole in 2020. Thank you for making my day, kind stranger!
@rafeverao4105
@rafeverao4105 4 жыл бұрын
"But for Sonic, I'm willing to bend my values a bit" *_10 minutes later_* "So I have formed my religion around Sonic the Hedgehog."
@rashditto6503
@rashditto6503 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I think I remember a comment you made on internet historian's "hot singles" video.
@jackreid2664
@jackreid2664 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgallagher9534 sorry I remembered a funny comment from a while a go
@pifflesomepuffnadder855
@pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackreid2664 You don't gotta be sorry 'bout a dang thing.
@rafeverao4105
@rafeverao4105 3 жыл бұрын
@@jackreid2664 I had no idea any of my comments would be noticed, but two of them being noticed by the *same person* makes me feel like I exist, so that's cool.
@notablegoat
@notablegoat 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's get sonically fundamental." "I'm not going to read this Bible in its entirity." Good job, you've got being a religious fundamentalist down pat
@SamanthaLaurier
@SamanthaLaurier Жыл бұрын
Savage
@theepicricemaker6611
@theepicricemaker6611 Жыл бұрын
Back in the day people would learn to read via the Bible. Real sad how far people have strayed
@janTesika
@janTesika Жыл бұрын
oh sure, because everyone wants to learn how to read by going through the Book of the Prophet Haggai.@@theepicricemaker6611
@YeetSpace
@YeetSpace Жыл бұрын
​@@theepicricemaker6611honestly though contextually it's wild to realize that. The Bible was kind of the book that made reading a thing for people in large cities, and yet nowadays the people that are so violently adherent to it openly admit that they haven't read most of it and actively condemn their already fairly vengeful and bloodthirsty God for any time he is being benevolent, literally disagreeing with the Messiah figure of their own religion on the fact that everyone should have food and water and a house.
@YeetSpace
@YeetSpace Жыл бұрын
(this unironically happened a bunch of churches literally condemned Jesus Christ himself for being a socialist because they're insane and have never read the book and just want a reason to do fascistic theocracy where no one questions the guy who says that the big guy talks to him)
@EmptyFeet
@EmptyFeet 5 жыл бұрын
this series is the peak of nit-picking parody and every other channel trying to work with that form of humor should take notes.
@Dragon_Sparkles
@Dragon_Sparkles 5 жыл бұрын
i want to throw this tied to a rock at "everything wrong with"
@Wobakoff
@Wobakoff 5 жыл бұрын
*cough* cinemasins
@jasondahlen9555
@jasondahlen9555 5 жыл бұрын
It seems like this show is taking notes from when Cracked had Dan O'Brien on its staff.
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
@@Wobakoff Exactly. CinemaSins is so terrible.
@MESIRlX
@MESIRlX 5 жыл бұрын
God, hbg's SLA series is so weird and yet cathartic and the same time.
@SonictheHedgehog
@SonictheHedgehog 5 жыл бұрын
Ἄφοβον ὁ θεός, ἀνύποπτον ὁ θάνατος καὶ τἀγαθὸν μὲν εὔκτητον, τὸ δὲ δεινὸν εὐεκκαρτέρητον"
@MichaelO2000
@MichaelO2000 5 жыл бұрын
Sonic the Hedgehog Yes. I can fully understand this
@tenlizard
@tenlizard 5 жыл бұрын
am I having a stroke????
@tenlizard
@tenlizard 5 жыл бұрын
Baptize the god, with death and their goods, this is not the case " (comment below is probably like 99% more accurate)
@tenlizard
@tenlizard 5 жыл бұрын
Im scared yall
@tomatostarz
@tomatostarz 5 жыл бұрын
Mk sure fam
@vinilla02
@vinilla02 4 жыл бұрын
Someone in my yearbook put “Either Sonic IS a God or could KILL God, and I do not CARE if there is a difference!” as their senior quote, so uh, Chad moment.
@justsomeoneelse5942
@justsomeoneelse5942 4 жыл бұрын
wOt
@moosesues8887
@moosesues8887 4 жыл бұрын
Ima say that lol
@bed7515
@bed7515 3 жыл бұрын
Thx for the ideal
@livingoctopus
@livingoctopus 3 жыл бұрын
Wait I wrote that as my senior quote too.... so either that is me or I have a new best friend lmao
@vinilla02
@vinilla02 3 жыл бұрын
@@livingoctopus Well I know the person's KZbin account so... new best friend XD
@grumboflipflorp5688
@grumboflipflorp5688 4 жыл бұрын
"Biblical literalism is just an early form of fandom" -BDG, 1/13/19
@INNERLMNT
@INNERLMNT 2 жыл бұрын
No no he has a point
@kevinwillems8720
@kevinwillems8720 Жыл бұрын
It's an evergreen quote
@justaghostinthesea
@justaghostinthesea Жыл бұрын
Oh all the languages he could have spoken, he spoke truth
@Jaynautic
@Jaynautic 5 жыл бұрын
some of the lines you delivered were actually powerful *THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD, OR COULD KILL GOD. AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE*
@justworks1200
@justworks1200 5 жыл бұрын
And I am willing to wield this bible *as a paladin wields a holy sword so that EXCISE SIN OUT FROM THE SONIC CANON!*
@theponywriterthing3864
@theponywriterthing3864 5 жыл бұрын
..practically bursting with potential energy, The potential energy I shall reLEASE INTO A *HOLY FLAME SO I CAN BURN OUT THE BLASPHEMY FROM SONIC'S MODERN ITERATIONS*
@aficionadoavacado559
@aficionadoavacado559 5 жыл бұрын
BDG is my spirit animal
@asbestosfish_
@asbestosfish_ 5 жыл бұрын
Jaynautic _Brian would probably make a better robotnik than Jim Carey._
@DeeCross
@DeeCross 5 жыл бұрын
That's just the plot of 3D Sonic.
@cowbeetheybop1981
@cowbeetheybop1981 5 жыл бұрын
Kintobor is Robotnik backwards I feel used.
@jennyinutil2018
@jennyinutil2018 5 жыл бұрын
Ovi Kintobor Ivo Robotnik Ovi is similar to ovo. Which is egg
@josephclark1166
@josephclark1166 5 жыл бұрын
@@jennyinutil2018 OwO notices ur egg wut's this I am in pain from typing that
@KooblyK
@KooblyK 5 жыл бұрын
I first read that as "Kinktober" and felt no confusion whatsoever
@hotscottrulz
@hotscottrulz 5 жыл бұрын
I was today years old when I realised that Kintobor is Robotnik spelled backwards... Also, Kelsey Mixer , I’m glad I’m not the only one that misread that. Nevertheless, I still am going to celebrate Kinktober lol
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 5 жыл бұрын
...good catch, didn't even realize until you said something.
@rileywakeford8773
@rileywakeford8773 4 жыл бұрын
I stand by the fact that "either sonic is a god or could kill god and I do not care if there is a difference" is the greatest line ever spoken in all of Unraveled, perhaps the whole internet
@randomperson346
@randomperson346 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed yes, I would argue the whole internet
@firetarrasque4667
@firetarrasque4667 3 жыл бұрын
While it is an iconic line, I would argue it may be outdone by "Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it?"
@aidenbrown7458
@aidenbrown7458 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps in all of English
@Kirvirul
@Kirvirul 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a Luigi" is tied with it though
@dragon1130
@dragon1130 11 ай бұрын
Im not sure if it is the best line in Unraveled, but I agree that it is the best line ever spoken on the internet.
@HatRobyn
@HatRobyn 4 жыл бұрын
It breaks my heart that some people only know sound clips of this video from tiktok, because this video is pure glory
@charlations
@charlations 3 жыл бұрын
I came here from tiktok because I wanted to know where that sound came from. Chill...
@HatRobyn
@HatRobyn 3 жыл бұрын
@@charlations my heart is reforged to know that tiktok has brought people to this glorious video
@local_ace_case
@local_ace_case 3 жыл бұрын
too late to say this but i think that was a character arc
@HatRobyn
@HatRobyn 3 жыл бұрын
@@local_ace_case if there's one thing I learned through this, it's that it's never too late
@LettuceHasFun
@LettuceHasFun 5 жыл бұрын
"I have never beheld the false Sonic" Well, sign me up because I've never played a Sonic game either. Sonic bless you
@victorias.f.
@victorias.f. 5 жыл бұрын
me either, amen
@YukieOtaku
@YukieOtaku 5 жыл бұрын
Forgive me father.. for i have beheld the false sonic ...
@aett
@aett 5 жыл бұрын
You must eat six chili dogs and say ten Tails Marys.
@benevolentworldexploder5395
@benevolentworldexploder5395 5 жыл бұрын
@@aett Sonic doesn't eat chili dogs blasphemer. Sonic ate *BURGERS* ! Down with the heretics! Down with the non-believers! You will be cleansed in the bask of his eternal blue light! Let us rise up and destroy the false idol!
@elikay2101
@elikay2101 5 жыл бұрын
Before I felt left out for never playing a sonic game, but now I feel more included than ever before
@fivehundredtwentyfive
@fivehundredtwentyfive 5 жыл бұрын
Polygon hit a fuckin' home run recruiting BDG. I rarely rewatch videos but I always find myself going back to this series (and his personal channel) because everything about it is rib-cracking funny to me. It's the sort of over-the-top pedantry that speaks to me as a human.
@JonAdamich
@JonAdamich 5 жыл бұрын
It's one of the few times I would say that the host didn't get lucky for landing the job, but the company. BDG is hilarious, and is the only reason I'm subscribed.
@sayno2lolzisback
@sayno2lolzisback 5 жыл бұрын
*over-the-top neurotic
@Very_Okay
@Very_Okay 5 жыл бұрын
@@JonAdamich yeah i doubt i would have stuck around post McElroy-departure if it weren't for BDG being here. I love Pat and Simone and Russ, sure. (Does Russ even work here still?) But BDG is my beloved son with whom I am well pleased.
@ProfOfBirdLaw
@ProfOfBirdLaw 5 жыл бұрын
He's cute too.
@RedCloudfield
@RedCloudfield 5 жыл бұрын
@@ProfOfBirdLaw damn yes
@summerdawn4060
@summerdawn4060 5 жыл бұрын
Brian used this video to remind everyone that he was the top dog in his high school drama club
@hehe5933
@hehe5933 3 жыл бұрын
I just noticed... The chaos emeralds are the seven deadly sins
@ortherner
@ortherner 3 жыл бұрын
bruh
@ayaanmohammad6645
@ayaanmohammad6645 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, then which sin is the stabilizer?
@azathothdaemonsultan666
@azathothdaemonsultan666 Жыл бұрын
@@ayaanmohammad6645 Pride.
@yorelyoung6407
@yorelyoung6407 Жыл бұрын
@Hehe @Lind Morn You 2 are going to love this. Eggman and the Deadly Six also represent the 7 deadly sins. The wild one is wrath. The girl is lust. The one with the flower is envy. The fat one gluttony. The old one is sloth. The red one is pride. And Eggman is greed.
@iKnowaNoah
@iKnowaNoah 4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how Sonic the Hedgehog is a franchise that manages to make everything proclaimed canon actually feel like a HEADcanon done by a frantic, 11-year-old fan
@alinastanescu4430
@alinastanescu4430 3 жыл бұрын
It's because our lord and saviour Sonic works in misterious ways or it's Robotnik trying to make you quit your faith
@con_jer
@con_jer 2 жыл бұрын
The fact the current Shadow is heavily implied not to be the the original but instead a robot clone.
@angelicagover2187
@angelicagover2187 2 жыл бұрын
@@con_jer not really when you put the Shadow the Hedgehog game into account and Eggman's dialogue at 9:59 during the final battle cofirming otherwise but point still stands.
@slavishentity6705
@slavishentity6705 Жыл бұрын
@@con_jer If he was a robot I feel like that would be easy to figure out.
@trendrekt8363
@trendrekt8363 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that script from 12:10 to 12:49 just said [Mental breakdown]
@girlhelp9736
@girlhelp9736 5 жыл бұрын
This entire video is a mental breakdown
@farisali9205
@farisali9205 5 жыл бұрын
I think he needs a therapist
@sunnysea24
@sunnysea24 5 жыл бұрын
@@farisali9205 I think he actually has a therapist
@blackjack5142
@blackjack5142 5 жыл бұрын
@@sunnysea24 ya its pat
@FrostSylph
@FrostSylph 5 жыл бұрын
@@blackjack5142 and hes doing a fantastic job.
@Nrqlme
@Nrqlme 5 жыл бұрын
BDG is my new favourite person 2:18 First breakdown 4:40 Second breakdown 12:08 Third breakdown
@nootdraws
@nootdraws 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Riquelme you forgot 7:37
@Corviidei
@Corviidei 5 жыл бұрын
0:07 is a mini-breakdown I guess
@annika2856
@annika2856 5 жыл бұрын
I would argue that this entire video is a breakdown
@rafeverao4105
@rafeverao4105 4 жыл бұрын
Each one with the dies irae, I see. Never was this piece so satisfying.
@priyanshugoel3030
@priyanshugoel3030 4 жыл бұрын
Breakdown breakdown.
@mac6na6na26
@mac6na6na26 3 жыл бұрын
I’m scared. BDG has managed to not only show such emotion in the first few minutes of the video, but also managed to turn Sonic the Hedgehog into a religion
@krshush
@krshush 5 жыл бұрын
"THEN EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" has no business going as hard AND being as funny as it is
@raisedbybears1991
@raisedbybears1991 5 жыл бұрын
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
@neobro234
@neobro234 5 жыл бұрын
Kris B. 12:44
@Spoocecow
@Spoocecow 5 жыл бұрын
REQUEST: Market value of the things you can put in your house in Animal Crossing
@Ghesh_Vargiet
@Ghesh_Vargiet 5 жыл бұрын
And the house itself
@fruitylittleman8025
@fruitylittleman8025 5 жыл бұрын
i’d pay actual money for this
@tacotuesdsy_8094
@tacotuesdsy_8094 5 жыл бұрын
How much bells are worth when compared to usd
@matthewhope9621
@matthewhope9621 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m putting the refrigerators under the WTF category, because how the FUCK is a refigerator worth LESS than a GOD DAMN SHARK! Get up on outta here Nintendo with your inconceivable pricing systems!”
@elizabethharris4151
@elizabethharris4151 5 жыл бұрын
@polygon
@sadgirlhours4088
@sadgirlhours4088 5 жыл бұрын
Sonic is not legally allowed to cry. There are multiple instances in the Sonic comics that he should be crying, but he isn't. Drafts show him crying, but the published peices are just him being mildly upset. So the whole Kentober thing won't work because Sonic legally can't be distressed or cry.
@rowancook4369
@rowancook4369 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't it because this one guy who used to work on Sonic comics works on his own comics based on Sonic ones and trademarked everything in his works so heavily that he made it so SEGA can barely go anywhere with Sonic end that he can't even cry? I forget how exactly he did all of it though
@ReactRa
@ReactRa 5 жыл бұрын
@@rowancook4369 This was before the Ken Penders debacle. Sega already had a habit of putting in place arbitrary restrictions.
@Foxy02016
@Foxy02016 5 жыл бұрын
Jessica Torres I-I own some of the comics... he never gets sad...
@bardssinisterstories2607
@bardssinisterstories2607 5 жыл бұрын
HERETIC! BLASPHEMY!
@victorthecollector9198
@victorthecollector9198 5 жыл бұрын
I heared it's because he looks disturbing when he cries. Look up pictures, he does.
@ash-tv3bu
@ash-tv3bu 4 жыл бұрын
what i love about this one is that there's no explanation of where the concept came from. like, with combining e-sports and traditional sports, that was trying to capitalize on the lapse of sports coverage due to *The Situation.* the crash bandicoot dimension was created to perfectly replicate the contemporary period for the purpose of immersion. there's usually a logical thought process, and often that thought process is explained. but here... it really just feels like this concept came to him in a vision from an angry god...
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 3 жыл бұрын
His work is now finished.
@zoey-oey-oeyd4020
@zoey-oey-oeyd4020 2 жыл бұрын
i mean he probably decided to do a sonic video because of the sonic movie, but as for why he decided to go in the direction of biblical literalism….BDG, man
@benbb1758
@benbb1758 4 жыл бұрын
so in the sonic adventure two fandub where they call one of the emeralds a piss rock.....they were right?
@thespaceofades2734
@thespaceofades2734 4 жыл бұрын
They've made a surprising amount of accurate predictions in those fandubs. I'm fully convinced that they can see the future.
@apple8ees
@apple8ees 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespaceofades2734 Do the fandubs technically follow tenet 30 then
@blinkachu05
@blinkachu05 3 жыл бұрын
@@apple8ees possibly.
@bolrath6984
@bolrath6984 3 жыл бұрын
So the fandubs are more canonically accurate than the actual sonic games
@loganrenfrow2544
@loganrenfrow2544 3 жыл бұрын
@@bolrath6984 this whole time they were trying to show us the gospel and we didn't even realize.
@ErinGoBraghx
@ErinGoBraghx 5 жыл бұрын
The Sonic blue nail polish really completes this look and I am here for it
@left8277
@left8277 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice but now i can't take my eyes off them.
@FrenchToast663
@FrenchToast663 5 жыл бұрын
BDG is *aesthetics*
@hunterchewning6725
@hunterchewning6725 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't even notice.
@arnoclaesen8105
@arnoclaesen8105 5 жыл бұрын
is that why he wears it?
@fireballninja01
@fireballninja01 5 жыл бұрын
They look really good
@madhatt3r93
@madhatt3r93 5 жыл бұрын
But there are no native hedgehogs in america, does that mean that sonic is an invasive species? Can sonic be legally hunted due to being a threat to native wildlife?
@keroviniks
@keroviniks 5 жыл бұрын
You would be allowed to if not for the fact Sonic cannot be killed.
@BenCol
@BenCol 5 жыл бұрын
Where did his family come from originally then? How many generations ago? And why did they emigrate in the first place? Come on, Sega. Make ‘Sonic the Hedgehog: Trouble on Ellis Island’ so we can find out.
@davidmorgan758
@davidmorgan758 5 жыл бұрын
MadHatt3r On the contrary, Sonic is legally allowed to hunt us
@oscarheath5507
@oscarheath5507 5 жыл бұрын
MadHatt3r the toxic sludge thing is something sonic was told as a child to stop him feeling bad. In reality, sonic’s dad was shot by hunters. Sonic’s parents must have met in a country with hedgehogs (England?) and then moved to the states - the gene pool is too small in the states. Sonic is a first generation immigrant who’s father was effectively killed by the hedgehog equivalent of immigration enforcement. Sonic kisses human women because he has never met another hedgehog, besides his mother.
@motherfuckingnewports
@motherfuckingnewports 5 жыл бұрын
Oscar Heath sonics dad was deported, the true villain in the sonic movie is the government
@InkyGhoul
@InkyGhoul 3 жыл бұрын
"Sonic, the light hearted character we all know and love, never knew his father, because he was reduced to sludge thanks to corporate polution" Yeah uh...That's par for the course in the series, really.
@TheLazyKey
@TheLazyKey 5 жыл бұрын
This man was born to yell angrily about the Sonic franchise.
@3seven5seven1nine9
@3seven5seven1nine9 5 жыл бұрын
you guys have officially made me *lose my marbles*
@trashrat8365
@trashrat8365 5 жыл бұрын
The successor to Sammy Sonic fan
@mistersympa15
@mistersympa15 5 жыл бұрын
Who among us wasn't?
@maybeher0
@maybeher0 5 жыл бұрын
and also Kingdom Hearts series too
@James11111
@James11111 5 жыл бұрын
Correction. This man was born to yell angrily.
@toxicbambi6208
@toxicbambi6208 5 жыл бұрын
Please do something with the legendary pokemon. I just desperately want someone to explain them to me the whole pantheon is really confusing lol
@toxicbambi6208
@toxicbambi6208 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, *Pokeantheon
@hunterchewning6725
@hunterchewning6725 5 жыл бұрын
Yes please do. That stuff gets confusing.
@Lovelandmonkey
@Lovelandmonkey 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know I wanted this until right now
@anderstaylor6694
@anderstaylor6694 5 жыл бұрын
+
@brettd2308
@brettd2308 5 жыл бұрын
I second this. Great idea.
@maezelbop
@maezelbop 5 жыл бұрын
"That means his mass would have to infinitely expand" _DeviantArt has entered the chat._
@wuraolaolagunju
@wuraolaolagunju 4 жыл бұрын
What have you done?! You've awakened an ancient evil!!
@bonininini6947
@bonininini6947 4 жыл бұрын
What about furaffinity? Its literally deviant art for furries.
@siresquidzy2343
@siresquidzy2343 4 жыл бұрын
@@bonininini6947 yeah, but deviantart is like furaffinity for sonic fans, so...
@kieran.grant_
@kieran.grant_ 4 жыл бұрын
Hi! I don't like this comment.
@vm_duc
@vm_duc 4 жыл бұрын
you have summoned the most ancient evil of humanity
@Sam-bp2dg
@Sam-bp2dg 3 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to understand why so many people are obsessed with this man
@beanstalk7426
@beanstalk7426 5 жыл бұрын
Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land). 1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise. 2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form. 3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense. I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video. Your lowly subscriber, Jack P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 5 жыл бұрын
You're doin gods work son.
@SergeantRD
@SergeantRD 4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely am concerned for your well being, you made to clear if a case here, would you like to co-star in a video with BDG about this?
@thatbadplayer2243
@thatbadplayer2243 4 жыл бұрын
Jack this is the greatest idea mankind has produced
@jetstreamsam9580
@jetstreamsam9580 4 жыл бұрын
Jack's CALLING -THE POLICE- KIRBY
@squashyhex9818
@squashyhex9818 4 жыл бұрын
Well, a Kirby vid got made
@Azure-Flame-Bee
@Azure-Flame-Bee 5 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like Bryan David Gilbert doesn't actually work at Polygon? Like, I'm pretty sure he just breaks into the Polygon offices at 2 in the morning, does some drugs snd then makes insane rants about stupid videogame stuff, uploads it to the Polygon youtube channel and escapes before any actual Polygon employee can arrive for work in the morning
@Erik-zd2oi
@Erik-zd2oi 5 жыл бұрын
Bc that is what he does
@thevirginmarty9738
@thevirginmarty9738 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he's doing satire of all the people nitpicking over petty aspects of the Sonic games.
@John-cz7fo
@John-cz7fo 5 жыл бұрын
It's not stupid Gwen it's religion!
@landothatg2268
@landothatg2268 5 жыл бұрын
I love how this is the only good content polygon produces
@deusexmachinareznov4975
@deusexmachinareznov4975 5 жыл бұрын
its because the quality level of his content is about a hundred times higher than the rest of polygons content
@risdio51
@risdio51 5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert uses his 3000000000000000000000000000+ IQ to talk about Sonic, use the topic of Sonic to create a religion around Sonic, and then use the religion to confess that he has never played Sonic, only to flip the tables on the morals and claim that he is more pure for never being exposed to the fake non-canon Sonics.
@kaleidoslug7777
@kaleidoslug7777 5 жыл бұрын
20 Intelligence, 20 Charisma, 0 Wisdom
@TalosAcephalos
@TalosAcephalos 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaleidoslug7777 0 sanity
@mythshark409
@mythshark409 5 жыл бұрын
*Brian David Gilbert safety enthusiast and bureaucratic wunderkind
@4dultw1thj0b
@4dultw1thj0b 5 жыл бұрын
He's so 3008
@ForgeCD
@ForgeCD 3 жыл бұрын
The "could be a god or could kill god" line is so beautiful but the fact that it's followed up by "and I do not care if there is a difference" just elevates it even higher
@AkatsukiEater
@AkatsukiEater 5 жыл бұрын
unraveled has already reached its logical conclusion in episode 7 by starting a cult, and im excited to see where brian could *possibly* go from here. great job
@nickhawkinson
@nickhawkinson 5 жыл бұрын
TBH I think it's just gonna keep going until he dies of an aneurysm on camera
@diggory4ii385
@diggory4ii385 5 жыл бұрын
It ends with him making an actual game about why game lore is so fascinating.
@lylapark8116
@lylapark8116 5 жыл бұрын
It ends with him creating new, massive, multigame franchises with detailed and far-reaching lore, just so he can break them down in every new Unraveled.
@Inoka01
@Inoka01 5 жыл бұрын
it ends when while filming, a CIA team drops in and kidnaps him for revealing government secrets about animal crossing and taking him to a blacksite.
@coreyvidal
@coreyvidal 4 жыл бұрын
Timecode: 12:36 You're welcome.
@julianan-r4455
@julianan-r4455 4 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH I AM DYING 😂
@henrydavis8585
@henrydavis8585 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@donaldpollock4799
@donaldpollock4799 4 жыл бұрын
You dare blasphemy the origin of how the sonic bible was created, for your petty love for madness IF NOT TO KNOW THE CREATION OF THE BIBLE, THY SHALL NOT FEEL THE FORCE OF A RANT FOR SONIC AND HIS TRUE BIBLE Joke comment
@thatlibrarysmell720
@thatlibrarysmell720 4 жыл бұрын
It took me straight to an ad
@novathefallenstarwarrior
@novathefallenstarwarrior 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@elizabethblackmun1232
@elizabethblackmun1232 5 жыл бұрын
the number of times I read kintobor as kinktober is... unfortunate
@XanderGouws
@XanderGouws 5 жыл бұрын
Kinktober is my favourite month
@camelpimp
@camelpimp 5 жыл бұрын
oh okay good it wasn't just me
@arcturusplays7773
@arcturusplays7773 5 жыл бұрын
oh good i am among my peers
@logicairforce3004
@logicairforce3004 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@randomperson20
@randomperson20 5 жыл бұрын
Others: Oh no Me: *OH YES*
@villaimouse
@villaimouse 3 жыл бұрын
I love how instead of having Sonic named Sonny, a perfectly fine name that makes sense given his nickname, he's instead Olgilvie Maurice Hedgehog as per the Archie Comics canon.
@judeconnor-macintyre9874
@judeconnor-macintyre9874 Жыл бұрын
Why can't his name just be Sonic?
@madeleineharlow2466
@madeleineharlow2466 Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about this is that archie canon is way more in line with this bible than the japanese one lol
@johnnygyro2295
@johnnygyro2295 9 ай бұрын
@@madeleineharlow2466 What about the Fleetway Comics?
@emi_is_absent
@emi_is_absent 6 ай бұрын
​@@judeconnor-macintyre9874whenever learning something new about archie comics sonic, take what a reasonable person would do and reverse it, because that is the thought process of ken penders
@judeconnor-macintyre9874
@judeconnor-macintyre9874 6 ай бұрын
@@emi_is_absent Thanks.
@seasaltine
@seasaltine 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this video would be about exposing the sins and unholiness in the sonic games according to the bible but i got something much better
@Flowerboi145
@Flowerboi145 4 жыл бұрын
*_now that would have been interesting_*
@blumoo9938
@blumoo9938 4 жыл бұрын
that's actually a funny idea, wish someone would do that video too lmao
@Asiliea
@Asiliea 4 жыл бұрын
Well, in the end, you did get _exactly_ that. Just not the bible you expected
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
Gaijin Goomba (THAT Gaijin Goomba) once talked about the Satanic references in Sonic '06.
@Heebie-Deebies
@Heebie-Deebies 5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert: Polygon Creator and Sonic Bible Enthusiast.
@Aranohr
@Aranohr 5 жыл бұрын
Please refer to him as such
@АсенДоцински
@АсенДоцински 5 жыл бұрын
Sonic Bible *Prophet*, excuse you!
@TheREALTheRealAdam
@TheREALTheRealAdam 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget: Scholar in Time Break Studies
@FrenchToast663
@FrenchToast663 5 жыл бұрын
Bureaucratic Wunderkind
@tracyh5751
@tracyh5751 5 жыл бұрын
@Dylan Norman That's "Polygon dot com video producer" to you, sir and or madam.
@ntsazazel
@ntsazazel 4 жыл бұрын
I was SO upset that they didn’t reference any of this deep lore in the movie
@smallbeanmusic2187
@smallbeanmusic2187 4 жыл бұрын
NTS Azazel isn't the movie located in Nebraska, I haven't watched the movie yet
@ntsazazel
@ntsazazel 4 жыл бұрын
Small bean music The movie is set in Montana for whatever reason
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
I suppose Tom ultimately becomes Sonic's father figure. You can't tell me that movie didn't end with Tom adopting Sonic.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@ntsazazel Eh, close enough.
@aidenbrown7458
@aidenbrown7458 3 жыл бұрын
It didn’t come out yet
@c0dex306
@c0dex306 3 жыл бұрын
This has huge ‘your actions have consequences’ energy
@ChangedMyNameFinally69
@ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 жыл бұрын
You have "super hot girl" energy
@drizzlecake
@drizzlecake 4 жыл бұрын
I love how brian basically goes insane for a few minutes at the end of almost every unraveled
@detrilogue3174
@detrilogue3174 4 жыл бұрын
He isn't unraveling these video game canons, the games are unraveling him.
@giammyv
@giammyv 4 жыл бұрын
*BDG UNRAVELS* (because of) the Sonic the Hedgehog Bible
@calamaribowl8683
@calamaribowl8683 3 жыл бұрын
Which one DIDN'T?!
@missbirdie4951
@missbirdie4951 5 жыл бұрын
BDG, John Mulaney, and Griffen McElroy are chaotic English majors
@thatguyfromhighschoolthatn7655
@thatguyfromhighschoolthatn7655 4 жыл бұрын
I’m now using Chaotic English Major as my alignment in D&D
@felixc543
@felixc543 4 жыл бұрын
We have enough Mad Scientists, it's time for the Mad Humanities Major
@liamwhite3522
@liamwhite3522 4 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney = Chaotic Good Griffin McElroy = Chaotic Neutral BDG = Chaotic Evil
@TheBrainSpecialist
@TheBrainSpecialist 4 жыл бұрын
Add Mr. Regular to that list
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@revolutionposthxc If everyone laughed at my degree, I would be chaotic as well.
@moorephasiaj.3430
@moorephasiaj.3430 5 жыл бұрын
I READ KINTOBOR AS KINKTOBER omg I was so confused
@peaceflowerstudios6833
@peaceflowerstudios6833 5 жыл бұрын
SAME I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS
@emanemonee
@emanemonee 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh same. Too much tumblr
@GayBrain
@GayBrain 5 жыл бұрын
Horny ink artists be like
@semenandgayuncle
@semenandgayuncle 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@nootdraws
@nootdraws 5 жыл бұрын
1, goretober, for when the artist wants to get spoopy 2, inktober, for when the artist wants to be creatively challenged 3, kinktober, for when the artist needs to get it out of their system before no nut November
@sylvie_loves_frogs4951
@sylvie_loves_frogs4951 3 жыл бұрын
are we just. ignoring that fact that they mentioned that sonic had 5 sisters and. sonic canonically has a brother in sonic underground. anyway manic the hedgehog is trans-
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 3 жыл бұрын
Five sisters, actually. I won't stand for anyone spreading false truths about our Lord and saviour
@VagueNaming
@VagueNaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@marble-q6j they probably left sonic in the same way that his dad did
@palebloodgamer3456
@palebloodgamer3456 3 жыл бұрын
Wait when did he become trans???
@yourguysnow2783
@yourguysnow2783 3 жыл бұрын
Guys it's a joke
@milesgaunt6767
@milesgaunt6767 3 жыл бұрын
@@palebloodgamer3456 >was girl >is boy
@AshlynMcCormick
@AshlynMcCormick 4 жыл бұрын
SO THAT'S WHERE "EITHER SONIC IS A GOD OR COULD KILL GOD AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE" CAME FROM
@foiledagain1914
@foiledagain1914 4 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@themyofmy
@themyofmy 4 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@adrianjohnson2282
@adrianjohnson2282 4 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@NerdySweets3
@NerdySweets3 4 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@endersquid1132
@endersquid1132 4 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@athenakvamme7550
@athenakvamme7550 5 жыл бұрын
I need an update on how Brian David Gilbert is handling the Sonic trailer drop
@cevichegrace
@cevichegrace 5 жыл бұрын
Further update on the re-drop
@staranc1227
@staranc1227 4 жыл бұрын
He, probably just had a mental Breakdown.. Allso,... LeGs!¡ 0:07 (Imagine How Relieved he was after the re-designe 😅)
@foreignwun8585
@foreignwun8585 5 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert The man with 3 first names
@nickarkells2401
@nickarkells2401 5 жыл бұрын
G I l b e r t
@frawgfatale2073
@frawgfatale2073 5 жыл бұрын
Grian Bavid Dildert**
@nickarkells2401
@nickarkells2401 5 жыл бұрын
Cryin liein Frankfurt
@sandrarivera1262
@sandrarivera1262 5 жыл бұрын
A man to be feared and worshiped
@trashbomb
@trashbomb 5 жыл бұрын
Foreign Wun Ryan George eat your heart out
@hitzsche5040
@hitzsche5040 Жыл бұрын
Something tells me he just binged all of SnapCubes real-time fan dubs and made this video.
@hitzsche5040
@hitzsche5040 Жыл бұрын
Ok just finished the video, ummm… maybe buy a straight jacket, idk just a suggestion
@minimanbeast1014
@minimanbeast1014 Жыл бұрын
This is a normal tuesday for this guy, i recomend the other unravled episodes
@temporalCaster
@temporalCaster Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure the snapcube dubs were made after BDG had already left polygon :o(
@asagothe_fander
@asagothe_fander Жыл бұрын
@@temporalCaster does he have his own KZbin channel? Because if so I’m definitely subbing to it
@gastlygod10
@gastlygod10 Жыл бұрын
​@@asagothe_fanderyep
@issanghessi5661
@issanghessi5661 5 жыл бұрын
"sonic either is a god or can kill god" sonic HAS killed a god (solaris the sun god, in sonic 06) hes also defeated a god and spared his life (perfect chaos)
@alexanderh9642
@alexanderh9642 5 жыл бұрын
Are you quoting the false Sonic, here? At our great leader's awakening and proclamation of the truth? Heretics shall burn in holy hell fire
@donaldchandler2520
@donaldchandler2520 5 жыл бұрын
Correction: Heretics shall melt into the poisonous inferno of radioactive waste burns @@alexanderh9642
@issanghessi5661
@issanghessi5661 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderh9642 forgive me Sonny, for i have beheld the false Sonic
@JackNapier-pl2hv
@JackNapier-pl2hv 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget dark gia
@garrettbates9124
@garrettbates9124 5 жыл бұрын
And the 6 gross emeralds with a stabilizer is why original sonic only had 6 collectable emeralds
@faunaria7127
@faunaria7127 4 жыл бұрын
"When will you learn, when will you learn, that YOUR ACTIONS HAVE C O N S E Q U E N C E S?"
@scrungybingus285
@scrungybingus285 5 жыл бұрын
“There’s no evidence that Eggman sees Sonic as his son” *Metal Sonic wants to know your location*
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 5 жыл бұрын
Getting checked by a real Sonic fan right here. Heck I never even owned a genesis and even I see it.
@Shadow-gc6le
@Shadow-gc6le 5 жыл бұрын
I think he said that there's no evidence Sonic doesn't see eggman as father figure.
@nuclear_wizard
@nuclear_wizard 3 жыл бұрын
Some clerics explaining their religion: "Everything owes its existence solely and completely to sound. Sound is the very factor that ties it all together, without sound, there is nothing." Others: 12:36
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 3 жыл бұрын
Deaf people: aight bet
@eddiephimansone7273
@eddiephimansone7273 5 жыл бұрын
I hope to one day commit like Brian does in this video.
@eoincampbell1584
@eoincampbell1584 5 жыл бұрын
commit what?
@jake967
@jake967 5 жыл бұрын
@@eoincampbell1584 To the bit.
@eoincampbell1584
@eoincampbell1584 5 жыл бұрын
@@jake967 I was thinking cardinal sins.
@immortalsun
@immortalsun 5 жыл бұрын
*in _all_ of his videos FTFY.
@neitherbird4412
@neitherbird4412 5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "be committed".
@tylerchristou2001
@tylerchristou2001 5 жыл бұрын
So is no one gonna point out how the idea of a science oriented, yet humorous and youthful hero working with his father figure after becoming an orphan and ending up creating the machines that cause said father figure to turn evil resulting in him having to fight him to save everyone is the EXACT plot of Spider-Man PS4?
@EdElric15652000
@EdElric15652000 5 жыл бұрын
Tyler Christou 5HeAd
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 5 жыл бұрын
Spider man was a Sonny plagiat all along
@yormpbirdhouse4407
@yormpbirdhouse4407 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit
@queruba.
@queruba. 5 жыл бұрын
hoLY *SHIIIIIIT*
@EddieB-ready
@EddieB-ready 5 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, SPIDER-MAN IS MORE OF A SONIC GAME THAN A SONIC GAME.
@swordswaltzing
@swordswaltzing 5 жыл бұрын
im like 80% sure i've had this exact mental breakdown at 2 am before
@frogpillow8880
@frogpillow8880 5 жыл бұрын
that's the summary of every Unraveled video, bby
@swordswaltzing
@swordswaltzing 5 жыл бұрын
@@frogpillow8880 fair point
@DannyJ-zi6ib
@DannyJ-zi6ib 3 жыл бұрын
“What religion do you believe in?” “Sonic” “What” “Chili dog”
@theylorlr6677
@theylorlr6677 2 жыл бұрын
C̴̮͈̫͒͊̎̂̔h̷̤̔̓͐į̴̳̘̓͆̚͝l̴̢̹̖͖̊l̴͚̅͆̀̂i̸̧̪͔̎ ̸̙̼̺͊̋d̷̤̋̓̈́̃͠ō̷̩͈̓̍̈̚g̴̢̥̲͘
@JoshDudley
@JoshDudley 5 жыл бұрын
Should figure out the cutest monster in the witcher franchise Edit: Wow this got a lot of likes
@Pokefunguy
@Pokefunguy 5 жыл бұрын
werewolves
@lukes.854
@lukes.854 5 жыл бұрын
It got hearted!
@ZwoolkTheNarwhale
@ZwoolkTheNarwhale 5 жыл бұрын
nah its the botchling
@CynicBlaze
@CynicBlaze 5 жыл бұрын
That's kinda cheating tho seeing as Leshens and Fiends exist in that world
@omaranimationsbr
@omaranimationsbr 5 жыл бұрын
Succubi ;)
@raelaash4759
@raelaash4759 5 жыл бұрын
"needle mouse" is actually how you call hedgehogs in Japanese (harinezumi, hari = needle, nezumi = mouse) so his name mightve actually been Mr Hedgehog? if the ORIGINAL wasnt english i mean
@thomasjean7191
@thomasjean7191 4 жыл бұрын
a miss translation in the holy text, we must purge the monk that faltered for leading us astray from the perfect will of the holy one
@akrinornoname2769
@akrinornoname2769 4 жыл бұрын
So they are actual ouch mouses?
@raelaash4759
@raelaash4759 4 жыл бұрын
@@akrinornoname2769 they are if you pet them too strong yes
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@akrinornoname2769 pointy mice *gasp* MOUSE POINTERS!
@Xick
@Xick 4 жыл бұрын
Just looked it up. On the concept art, it's "Mr.ハリネズミ". "Needlemouse" never existed.
@Sarah-vo2qu
@Sarah-vo2qu 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever he started yelling I became a young child frightened by a screaming Gene Wilder in a chocolate factory
@m0xxie-pr7ju8ex4u
@m0xxie-pr7ju8ex4u Жыл бұрын
OH GOD NO-
@nicos4790
@nicos4790 Жыл бұрын
This man was the apprentice to a traveling Methodist missionary in the early 19th century in a past life
@MalaysianGov
@MalaysianGov 5 жыл бұрын
I will watch literally anything by Brian David Gilbert
@Heebie-Deebies
@Heebie-Deebies 5 жыл бұрын
@@storityme7041 No u
@Finity_Dust
@Finity_Dust 5 жыл бұрын
He has a channel.
@MalaysianGov
@MalaysianGov 5 жыл бұрын
@My Life With Lucario Pokemon Cartoon Hmmm. I wouldn't agree that it's plagiarized. I think you're referring to Cybershell's video where he reads the Sonic Bible, right? (That's what I'm assuming anyway, but please correct me if you're thinking of something more specific). Just because BDG uses the same term of "Sonic Bible" utilizes the same text doesn't mean that the rest of the video is plagiarism. I'm not sure where the term Sonic Bible came from, whether it was Cybershell or somewhere else, but BDG's video is still a unique argument and application of the Sonic Bible even if BDG isn't the first person to "unearth" the text itself.
@MalaysianGov
@MalaysianGov 5 жыл бұрын
@My Life With Lucario Pokemon Cartoon Gotcha - makes sense to me. Cheers!
@gamersriseup4147
@gamersriseup4147 5 жыл бұрын
The only Polygon videos I watch are the ones with him, everything else I skip.
@colsen2498
@colsen2498 5 жыл бұрын
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... THAT YOUR ACTIONS.... HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!
@Royal_Fortune
@Royal_Fortune 5 жыл бұрын
Colsen 24 he’s actually a cool guy in person
@aidenblack7038
@aidenblack7038 5 жыл бұрын
No one introuduce this guy to warrior cats.If he takes sonic this seriously than that book series would flat out make him have a meltdown with the clan's religion,prophecies and the authors forgetting that characters are supposed to be dead.
@xCindyLouWhox
@xCindyLouWhox 4 жыл бұрын
Nóra Fekete Omg I haven’t seen anybody reference these books in a LONG time, this is one of my fave book series of all time!! It isn’t well-known enough.
@lemmetalkaboutthis
@lemmetalkaboutthis 4 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me ABSOLUTELY introduce this guy to warrior cats
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 4 жыл бұрын
@@lemmetalkaboutthis He's gonna create an OC named Redbull.
@pravda9646
@pravda9646 4 жыл бұрын
He literally never played sonic, I highly doubt he would pretend to care about that series lol. It isn't memeable enough
@mossycave3865
@mossycave3865 4 жыл бұрын
They literally had a cat go from apprentice to elder in an arc cuz they forgot about them it's great
@bally7675
@bally7675 3 жыл бұрын
"LET SONIC CRY OVER THE LOSS OF WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN, SEGA! YOU COWARDS!" is an underrated line that is powerful
@ethanaubrey418
@ethanaubrey418 5 жыл бұрын
"The chaos emeralds are essentially Garbage Diamonds" is potentially the best sentence I've ever heard
@carinalim4699
@carinalim4699 5 жыл бұрын
Theoretically
@sage5652
@sage5652 5 жыл бұрын
*either sonic is a god, or could kill god. and i do not care if there is a difference* yeah fair enough
@glitchedred3809
@glitchedred3809 4 жыл бұрын
7:37 I have never heard the words "Bullshit" come out quite as clean as then
@davidrp39
@davidrp39 4 жыл бұрын
bullshIT
@MangleFoxy
@MangleFoxy 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@meeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeem
@meeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeeeeeeeeeeem Жыл бұрын
"EITHER HE IS A GOD,OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!"-The Winter King, 2019
@matthewbradow
@matthewbradow 5 жыл бұрын
Unraveled is becoming one of the best ongoing series on KZbin
@arturyeon
@arturyeon 5 жыл бұрын
The last few minutes of this video were so incredibly well acted, I wanted to make you my charismatic leader.
@johndou423
@johndou423 5 жыл бұрын
acted?
@meme6455
@meme6455 4 жыл бұрын
Every time BDG says 'Hardly, Nebraska' I keep thinking he's describing Nebraska as hardly and after being mildly confused, I get mildly annoyed afterwards
@emmae2520
@emmae2520 4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a parody of "Almost, Maine"
@Cheezbuckets
@Cheezbuckets 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like half the time I see a completely wild name for an American city, I want to believe that it’s a joke, but then it turns out to be real. But I come from a country with such city names as Moose Jaw and Salmon Arm, so who am I to judge?
@mikaroni_and_cheez
@mikaroni_and_cheez 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cheezbuckets all city names are weird
@Cheezbuckets
@Cheezbuckets 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikaroni_and_cheez That’s fair lol
@Zeffer32
@Zeffer32 3 жыл бұрын
This gives 'Ding dong! Texas is a real place!' vibes
@TheBrotherhoodofCadendale
@TheBrotherhoodofCadendale Жыл бұрын
i am furious with myself for not recognizing that "kintobor" is robotnik backwards sooner
@bucketblunderbuck
@bucketblunderbuck 5 жыл бұрын
Kintobor Robotnik Seriously the same level of logical naming as naming your kid after yourself, @ Dracula/Alucard
@mikehenderson7907
@mikehenderson7907 5 жыл бұрын
Emily Buck Kaleds. Daleks.
@ollie_3948
@ollie_3948 5 жыл бұрын
Dracula actually named his son Adrian, Alucard changed his name to Alucard because he thought it was cool and edgy
@B0K0691
@B0K0691 5 жыл бұрын
@@ollie_3948 No, Adrian changed his name to Alucard because the people of Wallachia saw him as the complete opposite of Dracula. Thus, Alucard was born
@ollie_3948
@ollie_3948 5 жыл бұрын
@@B0K0691 I was joking with the cool and edgy bit but you're right
@livysimkowiak9342
@livysimkowiak9342 5 жыл бұрын
I think my favorite example of dumb backwards naming has to be ekans and arbok
@hrrrpenny8681
@hrrrpenny8681 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, there is one game that addresses the power in the chaos emeralds, being Sonic Adventure 1. The final boss, Perfect Chaos, absorbs all the negative power from the chaos emeralds leaving them as empty shells. Sonic then uses them as a conduit for positive energy to become Super Sonic. Still doesn't cry when Robotnik's ship explodes, though, so non-canon.
@shupasopni
@shupasopni 5 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would mention this. The Sonic bible is semi canon looks like.
@idiotcube
@idiotcube 5 жыл бұрын
Sonic: My father is dead... Tails: All's well that ends well!
@eggplantwarden4338
@eggplantwarden4338 5 жыл бұрын
Just realized that Kintobor backwards is Robotnik
@tenlizard
@tenlizard 5 жыл бұрын
Me too smh
@ezekielmartin4323
@ezekielmartin4323 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god I hate that. It's Alucard all over again.
@yourehereforthatarentyou
@yourehereforthatarentyou 5 жыл бұрын
@@ezekielmartin4323 more like alucard is kintobor all over again
@AmandaBee
@AmandaBee 5 жыл бұрын
fuc k
@yourehereforthatarentyou
@yourehereforthatarentyou 5 жыл бұрын
@@AmandaBee same
@planc-ish1759
@planc-ish1759 4 жыл бұрын
This video will always be my favorite. Just because of the line "EITHER HE IS A GOD,OR COULD KILL GOD, AND I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!" brings a tear to my eye.
@MrSabotageCV
@MrSabotageCV 5 жыл бұрын
Brian, this was a masterpiece. The timing of your jokes is great, the tone you carry throughout the whole video is absurd and has fantastic flow, and the little references you throw in there for people to get if they relate just draw me further in to be a part of whatever picture you're drawing. Like, yes Brian, I do go several days without shampooing, and yes my scalp is different. In fact, we seem to have similar scalps. Please go on. But all that aside, just the whole metacommentarty of everything is perfect. This is a ridiculously silly and seemingly pointless yet passionate rant about the true origins of a blue (brown) hedgehog. Is it also a parody of literalism and how it can have extreme consequences on the interpretation of not just religion, but all of the different aspects of our lives? Maaaaaybe. Good job. Keep it up champ. We're all loving it.
5 жыл бұрын
Sonic bless you, sir.
@socalacura1338
@socalacura1338 5 жыл бұрын
*You could make a religion out of this*
@matthewgallaway3675
@matthewgallaway3675 5 жыл бұрын
no don't
@tomhill3248
@tomhill3248 5 жыл бұрын
Sega fans already did, it's how the Sonic franchise survived Sonic 06. Look up geek critique he practically worships Sonic.
@eugeneahn5730
@eugeneahn5730 4 жыл бұрын
unexpected Bill Wurtz
@metalgearzwei
@metalgearzwei 4 жыл бұрын
no don’t
@metalgearzwei
@metalgearzwei 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Hill well you took this the exact wrong way
@johncoleman1930
@johncoleman1930 5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to say as someone that is Deaf/Hard of Hearing I really appreciate that Polygon takes the time to write out captions for these videos; Even if they are silly I appreciate the effort not allot of channels are willing to take the time to do that. Keep up the good work guys
@TheDude4077
@TheDude4077 5 жыл бұрын
Same! Polygon is one of only 3 channels I watch that actually writes the captions out.
@johncoleman1930
@johncoleman1930 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheDude4077 it's nice when the community also is mindful of it, like Nerdfighteria (Vlotbrothers) is good about it too!
@BMcC-ho8if
@BMcC-ho8if 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize they did that! I usually avoid cc on youtube since they often don't match up so this is very good to know. Thanks for pointing it out!
@angelsolorzano2844
@angelsolorzano2844 5 жыл бұрын
and also for not native speakers. I am a mexican living in mexico who has a high-level proficency (and I have the crediantials to prove that) but even then, there are times when they speak to fast or use words that are to complicated to understand to those not using the language in their daily lifes. So, I really appreciate that they do this.
@razornz007
@razornz007 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's really appreciated!
@SamanthaLaurier
@SamanthaLaurier Жыл бұрын
I love how Sonic's family eats burger scraps, milkshakes, and bugs, and that's what Brian also lives on
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