The Ryan Movie is Worse Than You Can Imagine…

[@cartoonfishy8967]

FUN FACT. I work at a movie theater, and we literally had so many extra Ryan's World novelty popcorn buckets that nobody bought (because nobody saw this thing) that we had to discount them SIGNIFICANTLY just so we could get rid of them. They were mostly purchased by cheapskate single old people, and not a single child even acknowledged their existence. Why would you, when we have Wild Robot stuff right beside it.

[@CalebPickett420]

i saw the wild robot in theatres the other week, it was amazing...this movie on the other hand...

[@SGM1066Official]

yeah that makes sense, who would watch the shitshow of the ryan movie when dreamworks cooked a masterpiece?

[@thenut4221]

@@CalebPickett420 same

[@saquial]

Wild Robot was incredible, releasing this at the same time was a terrible marketing decision.

[@Spielort_]

fr the wild robot was a masterpiece. I'm surprised they even got novelty buckers

[@kaka_445]

I feel like this movie is gonna become lost media in around 20 years

[@electro6431]

TRUE

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Can't wait for the Jontron review

[@C-Farsene_5]

10 bucks tells me its 5

[@dooklarue1672]

Good.

[@waferae]

fr

[@goats4life323]

Ngl the villains motivation was like kinda sad...like her parents negligence and laziness has led her to get addicted to the internet to where she doesn't even give a shit about her brother anymore

[@Iliyana-nv6xb]

I knowww

[@AM1KZ1]

He just left them to rot 😭🙏

[@_AnotherUniverse_]

Well i guess that ATLEAST the main villain is pretty decently written 😭

[@MedioPlague]

Yeah, Villain so good I’m stealing the backstory and making my own movie about it

[@RealA-90]

It reminds me of how Pokey Minch from EarthBound turned into a villain because of how her parents treated her when he was younger.

[@SoraSkyAtic]

blink twice if you're held on gunpoint...

[@Obedthian-UK]

👁 👁

[@laurieannriley6282]

he did not blink twice

[@𡶁]

only person held on gunpoint is u making these vids

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

- Guy held at gunpoint to make femboy dsmp minecraft animations

[@𡶁]

@@minifyesnumberonehater onggg

[@Timazoree]

Rest in peace, unnamed comic shop employee. Your sister WON'T remember you because she is to busy watching _1/10 rare limited edition Ryan golden egg unboxing_

[@Zeeatthebackofthetrain]

I don't think anyone remembers him Ryan is ruthless despite being a slave to his parents

[@CameronLaurent-Steven]

Though the way he wanted to take care of it was a bad idea,I am proud that he tried to take care of his sister. RIP Shop guy.

[@TheBlu-casedphone]

Her sister can't be saved, to too Ryan's world brainrot

[@Reshithewhite]

#Justiceforshopguy Can we get some fanfics or something where somebody frees this man and proceeds to just delete Ryan’s KZbin channel and it ends with him growing up and having a normal life instead of being forced to make toy videos

[@elireyes4458]

I saw the movie trailer in AMC movie theater

[@STUAA2024]

At this point, when Ryan turns 18, he might as well turn against them, for the amount of child exploitation they have done to him, and then from there, he can roll in his own money and he won't need to get a job to do so..

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

His parents most likely won't let him. You know how much of a control freak they are.

[@ma.2089]

Will he be able to make money on his own? Just cuz you’re a child star doesn’t mean you’re equipped for adulthood. I don’t think Ryan will be seeing the money from his work when he becomes 18

[@rabbadoodles4522]

And we'll all be on Ryan's side. Just like the crusades.

[@TheDragonfriday]

Most likely parents take all his money never plan to give him any

[@AvoKiwi_1252]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 He can sue for child exploitation or other reasons that we aren't aware of, so he may have a shot if he comes forward.

[@discoverwithnoura2538]

THEY HAVE A MOVIE!?

[@breadmaster-u5o]

Yeah

[@Roarywasnthere]

Yeah

[@RoyalEric]

LET BRO RETIRE 😭🙏

[@sas2.0]

yes sadly

[@Adhejsnfn]

titans universe the world:ryans movie adventure

[@WMV21_Cuz_Why_not]

13:48 "YEAH!"👹👹👹 "FUCK YOU RYAN!"👹👹👹 "TEXT ME BACK!"👹👹👹👹 "I BUY ALL OF YOU'RE TOYS!"👹👹👹 (Cries) Bro didn't even let him peaceful yet 💀😭

[@Innerspacezombie]

that whole part was actually scary, he just sounds so depraved and unaturally obsessed

[@Sparklepomni]

Scary? More like funny

[@bluealienboy]

@Innerspacezombie you saying unaturally like it wasn't a skit that involved acting

[@Innerspacezombie]

@@bluealienboy nah but that is what the acting portrays

[@bluealienboy]

@Innerspacezombie ik, my point was that it was meant to be like that

[@A_Random_Guy863]

9:39 The Big Bad (as he's called it's a stupid name) has legit motivation, I'd also be pretty pissed if my sibling spent more time watching Ryan than with me.

[@Swagz77]

Ryan knew this and put him in purgatory, he wants that to happen.

[@Tyler-q3k]

Yeah, I can't tell if they're trying to be meta, or they're just THAT bold, to make what is probably a real issue some guys has, and make HIM the " villain " of their crappie movie.

[@jackepicspeederwolfaj2294]

no thats not his actualy name, its actually The Big Bad *thunder sound effect* You were close you just had to play a thunder sound effect :p

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Kinda knockoff Strong Bad...

[@bdee3097]

4:59 Bro is this you?

[@bentonbell3690]

Fun fact: I was watching one of you're Ryans world videos and the t3rr0r's toyz review segment came up, and my little cousin toby looked over my shoulder and watched it, and proceeded for the next 2 minutes, to scream "Terrors toyz review!" into his tablet. Anyways we threw him into the Missouri river soonly afterwards where he was never seen again.

[@K.C.J]

W

[@khatijabohrabohra7516]

Hol up..

[@Wzeyisbacklmao]

Damn I wish I had a cousin like you

[@BingudTheChristian]

Wait …you did…WHAT??!

[@Wzeyisbacklmao]

@@BingudTheChristian yeah, it's unbelievable how kind he was

[@ectofriend]

I work at a movie theater and I specifically remember a day when a large day camp for the disabled came in hoping to watch 'Harold and the Purple Crayon.' The age range of the group was from like 10 to 35. Apparently after a few mix ups they wound up watching the wrong movie, so their theater played the Ryan's World Movie instead. And they never came out to tell us for some reasons. Everyone left that theater looking like they had their souls sucked out of them, they were all miserable and unhappy. To this day I still feel kinda guilty about it, even if it was the manager's fault.

[@starcofan13]

Did they get a refund. Also I know every theater works differently but were there any posters promoting movie. If so, were they place in a common area? I never saw a trailer or poster at my local theater. Not saying I would watch it but it’s not being promoted then it might be one of the reasons the movie flopped so hard. Lastly cool Eclipsa profile pic. It’s nice to see another fan on here.

[@MintJellyfish-te3bt]

I dunno man form what i hear it was tit for tat really

[@ccateni28]

Damn, two bad choices. Where was Transformers One when you need it?

[@INoahGuy1]

@@ccateni28it didn't come out yet

[@nghihuynh6631]

From the description, I can imagine a whole conga of people who have everything degree of sadness on their face, all fleeing the theatre. It's super depressing but also kinda amusing at the same time.

[@XD_Flames-_-]

The irl parts look more like a Dhar Mann skit than an actual movie 💀

[@LazyP0tat05]

Yeah

[@ddebnath11]

even worse than those tbh, absolutely trash cinematography

[@bismuthrine2619]

That's what it reminded me off

[@DanielBober22113]

Parents use child for money, they instantly regret it

[@Averagememeenjoyer3000]

why did the end of the video turn into a cartel execution 😭

[@Hypercube2017]

Pretty sure our boy Terror finally snapped…

[@JimmyTheGiggle]

Ok (Chain here)

[@MoonLightRavens]

Ok (Chain here)

[@TJxx-lz3qb]

Ok (Chain here)

[@Neko_editz0]

Ok (Chain here)

[@joshuamoton9206]

The fact they had Shin-Ei Animation, the same company that made most of the Doraemon franchise, is nothing but a god damn miracle. I feel bad for the animators who were a part of this. They put their all in that movie. And the animation isn't all that bad

[@toastrave7820]

i'm more a fan of Hattori which was made by the same mangaka & animation studio

[@anonymoustroll2432]

Anime

[@PaehShorts]

Nobita's Earth Symphony (this year's Doraemon movie) much worth watching than this shit

[@sippasinmueanpreecha]

Also the one who made shin chan, shin-ei literally the childhood of every children all over asia

[@alexanderchapman6529]

I like Doraemon. 🔵🐈

[@cerealeat]

That freakin toy review was insane asylum level.

[@ProJohnson]

Fr 🙏🏾😭

[@Firestar-TV]

Always love those 😂

[@Player-eq6fg]

ye lol

[@Fanndch]

Absolute cinema ✋😔✋

[@gamelovercool3594]

😭 my jaw was on the floor!? LMAOOOO

[@victoriaetheridge5338]

This movie should have a sequel, where the sister of the "villain" learns Ryan made their brother go missing, and unsubscribes to him. If would be funny if they acknowledged the villain wasn't even really that evil

[@Coolsunguy442]

Ryan, open 2 surprise boxes if your being held against your will.

[@michaelalessandro1953]

HE'S NOT!

[@user-madmax4672]

⁠​⁠@@michaelalessandro1953he is*

[@smortboi21]

@@michaelalessandro1953he is

[@WhyIsJupiterInTheFridge]

@@michaelalessandro1953dang chill

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

@@michaelalessandro1953 no not

[@DaGoob-q2f]

HEADCANON: The BIG BAD, is actually the hero. Ryan is the VILLAN, and his friends are all just henchmen. the BIG BAD tried to save his sister, but now he is forever trapped in ryan's world. :C

[@obsessedmutt1448]

I think that's just canon

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

That's a head cannon genius

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

​@@JamesDheartsUndertaleWhy do you think he said that lol

[@JamesDheartsUndertale]

@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation I dunno I miss-read that as here's my cannon or smt

[@BadArtist-769]

Why are u invested into this

[@Rockkuchan]

I was laughing my ass off the unboxing part that my little sister actually stopped watching ryan to tell me to shut the hell up

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Tell her to give up watching Ryan if she wants you to be quiet.

[@Alvin0614]

So true😂

[@Ultracultchaosultimate]

Lol

[@victoriaetheridge5338]

A little sister that watches Ryan? Oh my god the commenter is the BIG BAD (Thunder noise)

[@pickleleeeeee779]

Hold up are you the unnamed employee??!

[@Syiepherze]

It feels genuinely dystopian how the Big Bad is just a normal guy who wants to mend his relationship with his estranged sister, but the moral of the movie is "No, your existence does not matter, Ryan is the main character, capitalism wins"

[@Epicboy099]

Fr.

[@DanielBober22113]

That is kind of a bs ending

[@omorinintendoswitchedition]

the big bad actually having a sympathetic and understandable motivation, yet our “heroes” chuck him into a cage and trap him in another dimension forever. literally “hey kids its okay to be addicted to screens cause your parents neglected you at a young age and thats all you had to raise you, tune in next week for our ultra unlimited mega rare ryan’s world superhero set unboxing!!!”

[@BigK13372]

Honestly I don’t really side with any of the characters here. Like yeah the heroes are a mindless corporate empire that is inducing brainrot on the youth, and they suck. But the villain who, while trying to put an end to it, did commit felonies ranging from kidnapping to attempted murder.

[@Gl1nkxy]

its another dimension you cant die

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

The fact they got a classsic anime studio to make this is....infuriating. So many shows could use that type of collab here in the states but it goes to this trash? MMM, PERFECT!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Anime studios tend to just animate anything these days. And I mean literally anything. Story quality be damned, papa needs his bookoo bucks. The almighty line must go up.

[@laurieannriley6282]

Anime studios tend to just animate anything these days, and I mean literally, anything. Story quality be damned, papa needs his bookoo bucks and the almighty line must go up still.

[@sonicandfriends4350]

The studio was like, 'We don't want to animate this sh*t. But we'll do it anyway because of money...'

[@Tonytonychopperbokuwadoctor]

200th like

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo2795]

@@laurieannriley6282bro just copied what the other guy said 😭

[@thatredsunburst]

I watched this film in theaters, the moment i stepped one foot out of the theater, i completely forgot everything that happened in the movie.

[@joeydoesstuff2142]

Why did you watch it in theatres??

[@thatredsunburst]

​@@joeydoesstuff2142So I could have an opinion on it

[@Nulla00084]

​@@thatredsunburstwas it absolute doghshit?

[@thatredsunburst]

@@Nulla00084 yes

[@Nulla00084]

@@thatredsunburst as expected.

[@CrippledBakedBean]

Ryan made his own knockoff subway surfers that is basically just a reskin called "tag with ryan" 😭

[@dorito.xm1]

i remember playing a past version of the game. It was called Dash Tag and it wasn't even a ryan game, it was an animal jam game. the whole premise was a basic subway surfers style game, but you sometimes saw other skins and you had to tag them to play as them. young me was OBSESSED with that game. i was searching for that game since i got a new cellphone, and GUESS WHAT?? it was GONE. and what replaced it? TAG WITH RYAN.

[@billybarnett9518]

I don't know if Ryan actually made it or not, he had nothing to do with the writing of this movie.

[@salliemagnaye1403]

Why did they leave The Big Bad in that cage?! Sure, he did some bad things, but he just wanted to be with his sister again 😭

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Fr. Big Bad isn't the real villain here. It's Ryan and his goons.

[@Epicboy099]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 big bad redemption arc where Ryan apologizes and helps him cure his sister's iPad addiction when

[@derbyblade9572]

​@@iaminsideyourwalls2021The twist is Big Bad actually Ryan self insert. He sending the message to his non-exist watcher

[@KENSHIROez3260]

This is King Magnifico situation

[@RealNapoleonBonaparte81569]

@@KENSHIROez3260magnifico effect

[@DaNoob1485]

I remember that when this film came out, I kept getting videos on TikTok of people watching this film in completely empty theaters. And Ryan’s mom was always in the comment section of those videos. In one of these videos (that I can’t find now) she said something along the lines of. “thanks for watching the film, even though nobody else was in the theatre, :(“ it was so sad, lmao.

[@Ermakshually]

Yeah she doesn’t deserve sympathy AT ALL

[@sauce-rt7fb]

I saw that meme in a ryans parents are greedy video (it's so funny)

[@Firestar-TV]

You mean funny because his Parents are Pieces of Crap

[@CantRead1]

The fact that you watched TikTok is the real concern here.

[@yoshitaxfraudosaurus]

​@@Ermakshually...why?

[@gunier.j.kintgenanimations]

They totally could have gotten away with using a professional VA for Ryan in the movie. The Beatles didn't voice themselves in Yellow Submarine, yet that movie was still a smash hit. If The Beatles could do it, Ryan could have.

[@KrisMagicPunch]

to be fair I feel like the audience of Ryan's World are gonna be less flexible about the voice then the audience of Yellow Submarine were

[@basillah7650]

to greedy to spend money on someone else

[@heinrichze-france4089]

WAIT WHAT THEY DIDN'T!?!?!?

[@TheFLAMEXD]

You act like Ryan is in charge of everything. Blame his parents. They're millionaires, yet the budget looks lower quality than most videos of early KZbin.

[@SillyBaudelaire]

@@KrisMagicPunchi love ur pfp :3

[@Larry]

Ageing out of the character is really what killed off Fred! back in the day too, he had the foresight to jump ship though.

[@mediumrarebeef8426]

Is that the real guru Larry? On a Ryan video? Didn't expect to see you here. Hope things are going well mate. All the best 🫡

[@Larry]

@@mediumrarebeef8426 howdy! :)

[@Red1234-g8x]

Who is Fred

[@Larry]

@@Red1234-g8x He was the most subbed channel in the early days of youtube. I think he was the first to break a million subs.

[@billybarnett9518]

I always thought the thing was that killed Fred was Nickelodeon forcing him upon it's viewers, even the ICarly episode he's in kisses his ass.

[@HerbertEnterprises]

The only dude we should be sorry here for is Clark/Big Bad. Sorry for the fact he got the most garbage villain name ever, sorry he got into the most garbo movie ever made, sorry his sister to this day is prob watching those hour compilations Rip Clark, he is indeed best dude, he doesnt deserve this fate

[@salaartariq2103]

a fate worse than death if you will

[@lyleabner2475]

Did they seriously leave that guy in a cage in the bottom of a volcano that'll probably explode for fun some day?

[@Epicboy099]

They really did😭 Justice for big bad, he just wanted to be friends with his younger sister despite her iPad addiction, and what does Ryan try to do to help him? PUT HIM IN A CAGE IN A VOLCANO INSIDE OF A COMIC BOOK WORLD, WITHOUT FIXING THE ADDICTION OF HIS SISTER, AND DUE TO HIM BEING TRAPPED THERE FOREVER, HE CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FAMILY AND SISTER, RYAN WAS THE TRUE VILLAIN OF THE STORY ALL ALONG. IF A SEQUEL SOMEHOW EVER HAPPENS BIG BAD BETTER GET A REDEMPTION ARC AND WIN IN THE END.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

​@@Epicboy099Someone boutta make a fan animation of this in the future.

[@Epicboy099]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 big bad better give Ryan and his group of super friends an Omni man level beatdown in that animation💀

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@Epicboy099 Or better yet, the Zeus treatment by Kratos

[@Epicboy099]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 literally any beatdown kratos did to the greek gods would be good too, ESPECIALLY the Hades, Poseidon, and Zeus violations. Heck if he gets his allies out as well he could do the team up beatdown that kratos, Freya, and atre- I mean BOY did to Odin at the end of Ragnarok.

[@thatrandomredengine9430]

They gave the villain and actual sympathetic motivation and then threw him in a cage with not redemption of any kind. Meaning he was WRONG for being angry that his little sister was a slave to her screen. That is one of the evilest messages I’ve ever seen in a movie. What the hell Ryan’s world?!

[@michaelgalvan9196]

Indeed and that's just sad

[@AsuKannathy]

This is Ryan's world and we're all living in it..

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

The villain was the true hero, but he sadly lost.

[@indirabandinelli4127]

Villan: I just save my sister Ryan: into the wall you go

[@thatrandomredengine9430]

@@AsuKannathy This is Ryan’s Matrix…

[@couldntthinkofagoodusername866]

02:59 i legit freacked out for a second thinking that the guy on the right was mr beast 💀

[@RoanneAlexia-lp1ve]

Istg Ryan's parents will NEVER let him retire 🙏😭

[@Thepvzfan546]

Everyone knows that he will never wil be able to retire 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@samuel-wankenobi]

I wouldn't be surprised if one day he comes out talking about them basically forcing him to make these videos and stuff probably after his parents have passed away

[@DanielBober22113]

“Dad, I don’t want a movie…” “MAKE THE FUCKING MOVIE SLAVE- I MEAN RYAN!”

[@DanielBober22113]

“Dad, I don’t want a movie…” “MAKE THE FUCKING MOVIE SLA- I MEAN RYAN!”

[@S1LLY_uhhhh-Takeachance2]

well, let's atleast he gets all the inheritance before they blow it all

[@iCubely]

"More money going straight to the little child." Correction : The little child's parents

[@dusty_gusty]

Correction : the little child's parents who keep him captive and make him miss school to record dogshit like this

[@CurrentlyAluminum]

I think I have found why his parent’s refuse to retire, *Overworked for the Corporate.*

[@Trafficallity]

correction: the little slave's owners

[@spderman123]

@@CurrentlyAluminumand asian lol

[@TheFLAMEXD]

@@spderman123 That has nothing to do with it.

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

This is going to be a case of the Sara-Lynn principle, a former child star who is overly exploited by his parents and suffers by it on childhood.

[@Iexist8003]

Is that an actual principle inspired from Bo-Jack because that’s pretty cool ngl

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

...you do know we actually have a real life example of parents exploiting their child for fame and money with Macaulay Culkin? Do y'all forget about him, or are y'all too young to even know about him?

[@1stCallipostle]

​@@nobodyinparticular9640There's many, many, many more examples. Either way, we're probably gonna hear about Ryan doing dope in 5-10 years.

[@RainiiDay7]

@@1stCallipostle oh he's absolutely going to be a meth head.

[@elmizzox]

​@@Iexist8003no it's been around for awhile before 2014

[@EthanChua-v3p]

They could honestly make a sequel about the villain, except it would be more violent, not for children and give actual character development from how it went from destroying Ryan’s world to taking over it and planning to find a way to trap Ryan in his world, alone and ageless for eternity. Which ends off with the villain returning to the world to finally reconvene with his sister, only to find out that she was dead due to some reason.

[@deadshot_daquiri_remastered]

Died due to overdose of limited edition 1/10 Ryan golden egg 😢

[@musette_everest]

The anime style is actually so cute ;-; LIKE WHY WASTE SOMETHING SO CUTE!!!

[@UzairBinWaseem]

cuz its the same studio as doreamon

[@aquekyu5992]

Honestly, if you want an anime that has nearly the same cute and colorful style to this WITH better writing, may I recommend an anime called Kaitou Joker?

[@AleCorona-2001]

​@@aquekyu5992... Ok bet

[@fardmonkegaming]

​@@aquekyu5992 i remember watching that when it aired on tv

[@aquekyu5992]

@@fardmonkegaming You watched it when it aired? That's awesome!

[@DogeAnimator75]

The villain is fully justified to be a villain. I’d be pretty pissed too if my little sister became an ipad kid

[@Konrad-vg5bi]

Didn't he try to kill a child?

[@Sprigatitto740]

@@Konrad-vg5bi Still justifiable

[@Swagz77]

Ryan.. You can start all over again, you make a channel dedicated to your preferences, you're old enough now, you can finally rest, take a break, you have a multi-millionaire channel, your TV show, your own games, a damn movie... You've won Ryan, you've won the game of the internet.

[@shadowfreddygaming69420]

dang... thats deep

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

he really cant unfortunately

[@user-oi5hc6pv9k]

OR, even better: he could just not do any of that and invest time in hobbies that don't require putting yourself at the mercy of the whole internet

[@QalbiFilmstudio]

But Ryan actually never feel happy about all of that...

[@charlescalvinfromtriplethr9712]

Unfortunately, his parents are afraid they'll have to shoplift clothes some day in the future, so they will never let him retire.

[@Floor_hater]

13:54 touch me back is what I heard 💀💀💀💀😭

[@UnUhWn]

crazy how they went from a youtube channel about toys to making a full blown movie

[@fujinshu]

Ryan’s Cinematic Universe is only growing from here…

[@ternarycode]

3:49 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

A fucking Stanley Kubrick reference in a Ryan’s World movie doesn’t sound real yet I fully believe it

[@HawkingNoise]

my man VIOLATED (☠), BEATEN UNTIL DEATH (☠), STABBED (☠), CANNIBALIZED (☠) and VENOMIZED (☠) 3 ryans in a single Toy Review. Masterclass.

[@jehovehs7296]

my brother in christ you bought a 200 dollar egg you dont like just for it to be damaged this really is ryans world and your living in it

[@foxowlhello]

and the villain that wanted to save his sister was never found alive in the real world.....and his parents have gave up to find it and his sister still is addicted to the ipad..... also my favorite scene: 7:03 i think they were supposed to be the daleks oh his universe.

[@ThatRealBigBoy]

16:25 *THE EXECUTION OF PIRATE RYAN.* He had a bad opinion.

[@MechFung]

Saving Pirate Ryan.

[@Frigorito3975]

@@MechFung LMAAO

[@LeonidesEzekiel]

​@@MechFungLOL

[@rownish672]

As pirate ryan stood on the podium abt to be executed he calmly says"you want my 1/10 golden ryan egg u can have it"i left it all in one peice

[@jaay5458]

@@MechFung😂

[@PercytheSaddleTank]

“What are the downsides of ZaZa that people don’t talk about? I smoked for about ten years-“ That shit got me laughing.

[@SomewhatGrand]

The Only Good Thing About This Movie Is The Animation Style.

[@Darkchao_berserko22]

Shin ei animation the same studio that animated doraemon did the animation for this movie

[@d4c_reznor470]

Imagine if they used this budget on an actually good movie

[@Gloomdrake]

@@d4c_reznor470watch the other stuff the studio made?

[@1stCallipostle]

​@@d4c_reznor470Granted, it was a super small budget. They still lost a bunch don't get me wrong, but $10 mil is nothin'. 8 times that is something of a budget production

[@ahohoho668]

Yeah, that's true

[@Crystre]

If I had a nickel for every time a shitty movie meant to advertise me something and the villain legitimately had an understandable reason, I’d have two nickels. Which is weird because the other movie was cult propaganda

[@mayhair]

you'd have more than 2 nickels I presume

[@toastrave7820]

was the cult Happy Science? I know they made some anime

[@Crystre]

@@toastrave7820 Yes. More specifically the villain who’s motivation was because his universes was destroyed just because the god wanted to reincarnate

[@INoahGuy1]

Like Wish?

[@jaspberry-m7z]

@@INoahGuy1 WISH IS CULT PROPAGANDA?

[@lukeumhoefer]

12:58 T3rr0r is howtobasic confirmed

[@THATNUGGIE]

12:25 this part to the end of the video is CIMEDY GOLD

[@darkix8650]

I swear we need like a villain sequel that actually reveals ryan to be like the dystopian leader of the real world and the villain manages to escape from ryans world and in real life he throws ryan of his governmental reign and puts a age limit on ipads 😭

[@Epicboy099]

Fr he deserves to have his sister back, not eternal imprisonment in a cage in a cartoon world.

[@Redness2007]

W plot

[@LiamRockefeller-o5q]

“Ryan prepares to sue.” WOW Ryan is taking lessons from Nintendo

[@Lanetgm]

Sega still does what nintendon’t with copyright laws

[@m3m3w1zard6]

They are both asian

[@AnotherWarioWareFan]

​@@LanetgmOnly with Sonic. With their other IPs they're as bad as Nintendo

[@Lanetgm]

@@AnotherWarioWareFan yes I’ve heard they sued a streets of rage fan game god bless sonic team

[@Lar_me]

@@AnotherWarioWareFan It's just like Sonic says. "No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me"

[@pennysanchez7656]

The most shocking thing about this is that the Doraemon movies and anime have better animation than the Ryan's World movie, AND BY THE SAME STUDIO NO LESS!! I mean, one is based on a long running multimedia franchise from Japan that has been around SINCE THE 70's, and as for the other.... Edit: MOM! I'M FAMOUS!!

[@crybabybf1990]

The other's based on an inoffensive, somewhat popular kids channel that is slowly dying due to the main star aging up and can't retire

[@Ihartwalrusguy]

Unfortunately not lot of kids in the US aren’t familiar with Doraemon (thanks Disney XD)

[@pennysanchez7656]

@@crybabybf1990 Ikr?

[@pennysanchez7656]

@@Ihartwalrusguy I was lucky to see it on Disney XD, and prior to that, I've seen it on Latin American channels when I was on vacation.

[@HVVVVVVVV]

@@Ihartwalrusguyi remember watching it when they aired it one summer when i was young. Very charming series

[@DTFauxClassic]

The animated segment is giving me such emotional whiplash, because it feels so weird to see anime so competently and authentically made for a toy unboxing KZbin brand. Granted, it's around the same quality as budget TV anime, so it's not anything ground-breaking... But it's still way higher than what you'd expect, given the source material.

[@cbbblue8348]

Yeah it animated reminiscent of 2000's anime aimed for kids like My melody or 2005 Doraemon.

[@huynhyurivanvladamir7978]

Its shin el studio they making doraemon

[@j-lien]

They should've given the budget of this movie to Ryan Higa.

[@Tr-Rs-An-Gi]

Sad😢

[@HVVVVVVVV]

Fun Fact: there was a ryan higa movie made back in 2008

[@level1865]

I remember watching them in a sidemen collaboration

[@AuTumn_drawz_and_pawz]

15:38 THE LAST RYAN TOY!1!1!1 😝😝😝 *2 seconds later*. *I ALREADY HAVE THIS ONE* 😡😡😡

[@RudoMike21]

Sounds like an angry child

[@Seeebs]

16:43 I STARTED BURSTING OUT LAUGHING WHEN HE GOT *CONSUMED*

[@Oreo_named_Bill]

*I STARTED TO CHOKE ON MY FOOD AFTER I LAUGHED*

[@Red-boi2012]

@@Oreo_named_BillI chocked on my saliva

[@Oreo_named_Bill]

​@@Red-boi2012 *be alive!1!+*

[@Red-boi2012]

@@Oreo_named_Bill good thing I am

[@Oreo_named_Bill]

@@Red-boi2012 *Huzzah*

[@oofio-r9b]

7:36 bro, that cell bar is sooo spaced out that they literally can just escape, don't even get me started on 10:46.

[@Epicboy099]

Classic cartoon logic moment

[@alphawolf927]

The fact that the studio that animated this is solely responsible for keeping doraemon and shin-chan alive is kind of wild.

[@pvzgod8305]

There being held at gunpoint

[@Random64]

16:32 lobotomy

[@Epicboy099]

Lobotomy? Like the corporation?

[@Random64]

@@Epicboy099 kinda, except this one is the actual procedure and not the cool company

[@SakurakoLover]

Corporation and Kaisen

[@Iwishdrunkpeoplewerereal]

​@@Random64 What is this power? To completely stop the pm raiders to be summoned is insane

[@Red-boi2012]

@@Epicboy099FIRE IN THE HOLE

[@damonlam9145]

The more I see stuff like this the more I feel bad for Ryan he’ll most likely won’t escape this until he turns 18 and even then despite getting a decent amount of money from the brand after he finally managed to get out he probably won’t be able to get through much in life.

[@notaulgoodman9732]

Imagine if this was a character study on Ryan's real mentality. A movie about Ryan's childhood for riches, that exists to further them.

[@Nafiur13]

Is it his parents who are using him as a money generator or something? And ruining his life. Dude I never got to play with so many types of toys like he did but I still think I had a better childhood cause a camera wasn’t always recording me review toys and keep doing that for the next 10 years. Can he just retire? I really feel sad for him.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Oh yeah. His parents are definitely using him. And no, it is unlikely Ryan will retire. Not until his parents pass or smth.

[@captainautism8221]

Probably gonna be the next Jojo Siwa, lil bro gonna become an adult knowing only how to act like a kid. People mention wanting him to suddenly gain sentience and rightfully take his money and fuck off once he's grown, but i'm sure the Jojo Siwa route is far more likely once he reaches adulthood, his parents have a death grip on him like in Jojo's case. Their parents would need to croak first before they can finally escape at this point.

[@DoritoDoritio]

⁠@@captainautism8221He’s also gonna be the next Jack Doherty.

[@billybarnett9518]

I think his parents want him to be the next Jojo Siwa, both her and Ryan had deals with Nickelodeon at one point.

[@springbonnidreamer87]

The Big Bad name is literally making the joke villain names Caddicarus made sound awesome

[@jameswatson8387]

I can hear him do the big bad B sound now

[@IdentityCRISISswag]

Somebody seriously needs to send this along with all other T3RRORS Ryan videos to Ryan’s family.

[@shibumi8]

It was playing in my area but there was only like a handful of people in the theater. Only reason I knew it even existed was seeing the trailer during a screening of My Penguin Friend. I don’t think there was any real marketing.

[@Nerdy_shockwave]

I'm gonna write a apology letter to the Minecraft movie...

[@Epicboy099]

Ye because at least "I... am Steve" was funny.

[@1stCallipostle]

I would honestly bet it will somehow be worse. Like this at least has mid tier animation frames, that's a competitive win

[@Obedthian-UK]

Yes

[@juansiino2982]

I watched the entire movie, Combo Panda didn't say the "F Word", WHY THEY DIDN'T WANT HIM TO SAY THE F WORD?! Edit: Wow, the likes exploded- 💥💥💥💥

[@Epicboy099]

Fr this is why the movie gets a -100/10 because he didn't say that nor the "gamer word"

[@AGZhark]

“Fart?”

[@Epicboy099]

@@AGZhark no, fu- *Gets smited by the yt gods*

[@lomagos]

Somewhy they have a racing game/Mario kart parody

[@juansiino2982]

​​@@lomagosThis isn't about the Mario Kart ripoff, is about Combo Panda isn't saying the "F Word" in the movie

[@kingdomplayeranimations5519]

15:21 Wow 👶 it’s A *FURREEE* 👹

[@Changed_the_box-cat]

I’ve ALWAYS 👺 *wanted one* 😁

[@Wall_Man_Studio_WMS]

This made me laugh so hard

[@AGZhark]

Oh… yeah, them.

[@theonetruedoggo4808]

As a furry I can confirm I live inside a golden egg clawing at the shell waiting to be freed

[@sonicorange9050]

Erm actually, that's not a furry. Her name is Alpha Lexa.

[@JrProductionsYT]

We should have a second movie where the little sister of the main villain is the main character and Ryan is the villain and she realizes how good of a brother he is when she saves her or something and the sister helps Ryan to quit his job or something

[@SmudgeStudios-ws6xj]

9:02 THAT WAS MY ART! THE BUFF RED TITAN TAUNTING T3RR0R

[@rohayaismail3708]

Buff boy

[@Epicboy099]

Tick tock heavy like a brick truck

[@MainahSaid-gy4jl]

13:49 toyz reviewz personally Terror is kinda.... Uhhh how do i put it obsessive, murderous yandere..

[@Sadclown87779]

Yaaa f4 YOu Ryan 👹👹👹👹👹👹

[@MainahSaid-gy4jl]

Wow the comments are loud here.... *chirp* *chirp* *chirp*

[@AwesomeGamer-om4hm]

The joke is that T3rr0r is parodying those hyperactive toy review videos that get millions of views.

[@MainahSaid-gy4jl]

@@AwesomeGamer-om4hm interesting...

[@rourst]

🦔

[@Wnimatics]

15:46 anytime a kid gets another mystery blind bag

[@watyes7546]

5:31 What the hell is wrong with Ryan's teeth 💀

[@BlazBlaise007]

I feel that this movie had the lowest marketing I’ve ever seen besides the Chuck E Cheese Triple Pepperoni pizza, and this movie only lasted for 6 days at my local AMC. I REALLY wanted to see and diss on this movie, so I took to Facebook to shame pocket watch for such a mess of a franchise.

[@BanditPG]

14:22 man acted like salamander man from the FilthyFrank Show 😭

[@LordOfBrainrot]

why does literally EVERYTHING have a movie 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Firestar-TV]

Do you know what's under your Bed? That old dusty Book Shelf or your Basement? Even in the Depths of Space? (With uninspired Voice) It's Dust. Follow Larry, a little Piece of Dust on his big Adventure, trying to reach the Moon. Coming June 2025: Dust The Movie

[@Deadpool-mcu2024]

That Ryan's Toy Review parody is fvcking hilarious 😂😂😂

[@iceypumpkinhead]

15:46 the way he says "i already have this one" with such disappointment lmao

[@PeridotAmethyst]

15:00 Ryan Vore Review

[@RamenCatGaming]

nahhhh thats insane

[@towelgaming178]

@@RamenCatGamingfellow battle cats enjoyer?

[@RamenCatGaming]

indeed, it is the mobile game of all time

[@towelgaming178]

@@RamenCatGaming yessir🗣️🔥

[@Epicboy099]

@@PeridotAmethyst there's probably some fcked up fanfiction of that somewhere and I don't want to know if that's true or not😭

[@T0ny-stanky]

12:30 better than Ryan tbh

[@Sadclown87779]

FR 10/10 would recommend toy review

[@FANDOSBACK]

Og Ryan was fun to watch

[@ZMO_max]

Lies

[@SusanaGutierrez-d1w]

Fr

[@SusanaGutierrez-d1w]

​@@ZMO_max y?

[@REBProductions]

Honestly they should've just made this movie fully 2D animated and change the story so it's not about Ryan's KZbin channel

[@GrilledCheeseEnthusiast]

i was NOT prepared for the toy review joke to go on THAT long and also 15:20 caught me off guard 💀

[@sprknGD]

Same

[@SMSHR]

I still can't get over the fact that the anime portion of the movie was animated by the same studio behind the legendary Doraemon and Crayon Shin-Chan.

[@TheADHDGamer420]

14:31 what do you mean by that?

[@BigPotatoefrog]

💀

[@BeastySeek]

Even Ryan on the wrapper look sad after ripping his arm off lol😂

[@HWANGJUNHAOMoe]

I dying.

[@ernestknight7903]

Why is bro’s hands tweaking so hard 😭12:24

[@XaviHaunts]

12:55 the delivery guy too was tweaking

[@Oryx60]

T3rr0rs toy review is BACKKKK

[@РоботБоб-ш1о]

*T3rr0rZ ToyZ reviewZ

[@Shane_McGillicuddy]

I'm so glad that finally, Ryan Magee got his movie, it was weird to reveal Markiplier as the Big Bag, but I love it when they eat the banana pizza and Ryan said "Yes, yes, yes Daddy likes..." I couldn't stop puking with laughter 😂

[@manfuckhandles]

I’m so glad that finally, Ryan Magee got his movie, it was weird to reveal Markiplier as the Big Bag, but I love it when they eat the banana pizza and Ryan said “Yes, yes, yes Daddy likes…” I couldn’t stop puking with laughter 😂

[@Pizzabox2010]

omg what are you doing here?

[@shannonlewis2022]

Never learned about Ryan’s World until recently. How can a kid playing with toys get him popular enough to get his own movie???

[@FirstLastname604]

If Ryan doesn’t get that check at 18 we riot bro cannot be having a good time anymore

[@TheTimmynatoRex]

5:31 10/10 acting right there. I really want to see Ryan look back on not just this movie, but his TV show and his games as well, to see what his reaction to it all will be.

[@Tiggy_skibbles]

@@TheTimmynatoRex Ryan reacts to “Ryan’s tow reviews!!!” **emotional** **nostalgic** **meta**

[@_Rat2]

Actually?

[@C_a_r_l_]

15:55 muscle man

[@LenAndLang]

you know who else thinks the Ryan’s world movie sucks?

[@puddingmuncher]

@@LenAndLang MY MOOOOMM

[@Epicboy099]

You know who else got trapped in a cage for all of eternity because they wanted their sister to stop watching Ryan all the time?

[@quinnimationtv]

@@Epicboy099MY MOOOOM

[@Red-boi2012]

@@Epicboy099my uncle Jon, he’s a mechanic

[@itsyaboiliam]

cant wait for "the ryan movie 2 electric boogaloo"

[@Jonathanest90s]

I saw the trailer for the movie when I was about to watch the Garfield Movie. You have no idea how confused the audience was about this movie. Who was it made for? Why was this made?

[@Bitsy69439]

It was made for Ryan's parents' egos

[@Taneuma_563]

$$$$$$$$

[@diegosanchez5412]

At least The Garfield Movie had high quality animation and a script that doesn’t make me stab my eyes out.

[@JulioOther]

The animation is done by Shin-Ei Animation, the same studio that did the dangers in my heart. I feel like this movie would have done better if the whole thing was animated and was advertised as an animation.

[@devofficialchannel]

I looked up "The Dangers In My Heart" and I just find it baffling that Shin-Ei also animated the Ryan's World movie.

[@itsjohnnyboi]

Wait, really? I had no idea since I really like The Dangers in my Heart anime.

[@seandoesnpcshit]

@@devofficialchannelIt's a product of bringing in entry level animators and working with a low budget.

[@Basagnaselpon]

Ngl the animation's better than that one football anime 👀

[@pennysanchez7656]

Pfft, but that is nothing compared to the Doraemon movies. Those actually look good.

[@tigerbro123]

​@@pennysanchez7656except the 3d one that one was straight as&

[@Tr-Rs-An-Gi]

Animation was surprisingly good.

[@pennysanchez7656]

@@tigerbro123 I actually like the Stand By Me Doraemon movies.

[@pennysanchez7656]

@@Tr-Rs-An-Gi For a direct to video movie or TV series.

[@Melisstanriverdi]

3:50: "Ryan's sisters were sentenced to work in the giant toy egg sweatshop for treason against Ryan." Got me dying.

[@_WalkTheEarth_]

ok but that villain backstory goes hard af

[@z0n1ng_0ut]

11:50 Funny thing is, when my family and I were in the theater, we actually saw a trailer for this ad. I thought mixing anime and live action was an interesting idea, but we all thought the movie was a strange.