The Sacabambaspis

This is the saddest fish of all time
Music used
• 休日のひとり勉強会 / Reo【フリーBGM】

[@itaiko5498]

It’s not a taxidermy, it’s a reconstruction of what it would look like if it were still alive

[@wmpx34]

Faxidermy

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

Raxidermy

[@AniKhang]

Aw crap you’re right. I shoulda said something like, “replica” huh

[@xerothehero1704]

Probably looks nothing like it actually does, don’t believe me? Look up artists reconstructing skeletons of animals

[@SirDiamondNips]

Is Taxidermy not just recontruction of what a creature looked like when it was alive?

[@wahhrio]

I WANT THEM BACK

[@ukiyo8909]

Same

[@sushimcd5751]

Science time

[@mozzarellamaniac6300]

Screw dinosaurs

[@Someone-wall]

Hey, you never know, maybe we are direct descendants of sacabambaspis. That's what I like to believe

[@wolftaro950]

hope they are added to the next update again

[@dogenombres9614]

Their face legit looks like ":D"

[@Alexthereek-ob7vt]

Nah ● ● 🔻

[@ToastersToastToast]

You do NOT want to see how it looks facing forwards

[@SAYGEX443]

​@@ToastersToastToastin dark blue water the sacambambaspis looks like a forgotten god

[@LeFrance_Chip]

yall are wrong its ◉▽◉

[@Stone0911]

​@@LeFrance_Chip bro, how did you type that? ( ●◇●)

[@capt_spy2759]

the side profile:😊😊😊 the front profile:☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@scrivenger_grim821]

“This particular sad creature”

[@sadgirl7321]

When is god gonna send the new update with em?

[@spacelemming4493]

The girls last tour one is now canon

[@NoahWeeden]

Is it really?

[@louzo5175]

HELL YEAHH

[@suhnih4076]

WHAT

[@shakejumbo4700]

lets go

[@Letztesmann]

Since it took place in apocalyptic Winter wasteland I can assume before the war they were trying to revive extinct animals.

[@ganogrishamdax]

That one photo will ruin the cuteness

[@aroundtheworld3972]

Yea, instead of " :D " in that photo it was more like " 👁️ 👁️ "

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

The one on Wikipedia? 💀

[@Vallleryan]

Honestly that reconstruction of sacabambaspis looks more realistic

[@Smartahh-SouthWC]

It was so creepy I used my hand to cover

[@unamedYT283]

​@@aroundtheworld3972more like ------

[@Flashylighter]

we dont talk about the front faced sacambaishs

[@omerfiratanimasyon]

Come on its not much scary its funny to me

[@WesleyGabriel-kz1oo]

THE most Ytp Face like EVER

[@omerfiratanimasyon]

@@WesleyGabriel-kz1oo whats the "ytp" mean?

[@aidenibanez2897]

​@@omerfiratanimasyonit means youtube poop

[@ArlindoDublagens]

​@@omerfiratanimasyon because youtube is where the poop is

[@Wild_Wisper]

Sacabambapsis In that one photo: 👁👄👁

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

I love the contrast between the museum specimen and that one paleoart lmao

[@Wild_Wisper]

@@Sepi-chu_loves_moths real 😭😭 The real sacabambapsis: o v o Scabambapsis in that picture: 👁👄👁

[@Ghaztling.]

​@@Wild_WisperBeing wild, The cute sacabambapsis it's actually a poorly reconstruction

[@Wild_Wisper]

@@Ghaztling. AW DAMMIT

[@ScientificallyWeird]

⁠@@Wild_Wisper That one picture is A LOT more realistic. The ones that people call cute and funny is poorly reconstructed. 😅

[@Greygoooo]

Can't wait for people to find out about the scorpion-like creatures that hunted them.

[@vadernation1233]

YEAHHH EURYPTERIDS MENTIONED WOOOOO YEAHHH WOOHOO YEAHAHAHA LOVE THOSE GUYS YEAAAHHH WOOO EURYPTERIDS YEAAAHHH

[@Greygoooo]

@@vadernation1233 Megalograptus is the real Chad of the Ordivician.

[@Private_Takodachenko]

Now i remembered Armaldo, a pokemon evolved from Anorith, which inspired by rl anomalocaris. I forgot the exact name of the "scorpion" (i think it was from Walking With Monster series back when i was a kid), but i think Armaldo resemble that "scorpion". Now we need GameFreak to add a Pokemon based from Sacabambapsis to complete the Palaeozoic Pokemon food chain.

[@Sacabambaspis3318]

I have been summoned

[@santiagojoelamarillayupanq5876]

Oh no...

[@SAYGEX443]

Can you be alive again

[@Maxdesignpro_fan]

Me too

[@Sacabambaspis3318]

@@santiagojoelamarillayupanq5876 i poop through my mouth ☺️

[@SAYGEX443]

@@Sacabambaspis3318 amen

[@beccamansfield4549]

Bro be like: 🔘🔻🔘

[@Maxdesignpro_fan]

🔘🔻🔘

[@TheYippeeCalle]

🔘🔻🔘

[@UwUImShio]

🔘🔻🔘

[@Keith_30]

Saw someone made a scary realistic animation of one swimming at the screen and I’m forever traumatized

[@megurinelukabbg]

saw that too but it was kinda funny and decided i wanted to send it to my group chat

[@androzani]

That fishy is also traumatized.

[@mr.meloetta1939]

I think about this fish on a daily basis

[@Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae]

Died 400 million years too early to see what popularity it would gain

[@T0astGhost]

You know what I’m normally against bringing back extinct animals but I make an exception for them

[@ScientificallyWeird]

I hate to break it to you.. but that was made pretty poorly constructed of what i know. That one picture on google is very realistic to how it actually would look like.

[@sunburst3476]

[Intro] Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bam-bam-bas-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bam-bam-bas-pis [Verse 1] Swimming failure, something like a fish (sacabambaspis) Tadpoles ain't got nothin’ more to this (sacabambaspis) Mouth split wide and ready for a sip (sacabambaspis) Smilin' bright alive is how it lives, ya dig? [Verse 2] Aaah, Sacabambaspis, elder of the little fish (little fish) Sacabambaspis, honestly you're pretty big (pretty big) Sacabambaspis, sturdy like a mighty ship (mighty ship) Smilin’ cruel and sly is how it lives, ya dig? [Spoken] It's time to start the drawing segment. Everyone knows the routine by now, right? (No, 'cause we've never done this) Today, we'll draw the fish that everyone loves, the Sacabambaspis (Nobody knows what the hell that is) The steps are super easy! Let's do this together! (Why would anyone want to learn this?) Draw three circles, two lines, a triangle for the mouth, and you're done! (Bro, just shut up and sing) [Verse 3] Ah, look, our hero is bringing peace among the common folk In a world with pain that so overflows It's not special, swimming like a failure Funny knowing ya my fish from up above, let’s hear it! [Chorus] Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bam-bam-bas-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bam-bam-bas-pis!

[@helweggaming3137]

Not only did you reference the song, but it's even one of the english covers (that I honestly prefer) thank you, otherwise, I'd have to do it.

[@enricofermi3471]

Contrary to the cuteness of aryistic deptictions, the realistic CGI reconstruction is deep in the uncanny valley territory.

[@anxiety_ridden3]

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THE SONGGG SACABAMBASPIS ELDER OF THE LITTLE FISH SACABAMBASPIS HONESTLY YOU'RE PRETTY BIG /lyr

[@smileyp4535]

Saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis

[@zilinIAN2007]

Especially that it English cover by Will Stetson, I can't get it out my head it too good

[@jrmind8084]

AH LOOK OUR HERO IS BRINGING PEACE AMONG THE COMMONFOLK IN A WORLD WHERE PAIN OH SO OVERFLOWS ITS NOT SPECIAL SWIMMING LIKE A FALIURE FUNNY KNOWING YEAH MY FISH FROM UP ABOVE LETS HERE IT

[@sejianimates1735]

@@smileyp4535Saca-saca-saca-bam-bam-bas-pis-pis

[@kittoesdoesrandomstuff]

SACASACABAMBAMBASPISPIS

[@Anonymous-73]

The reconstruction- :3 The artist depiction- 0 0 . -

[@agentfelixscpit]

Bad apple, but sacabambaspis

[@lol_isyay]

the captions: "the sacrement bestest..

[@capt_spy2759]

remember..the simpler the face is, the more uncanny it is when you found it randomly staring at you

[@gabbo69420]

What do you mean FAILED TO KEEP UP WITH THE EVOLUTIONARY PROCESS? ARE YOU REFUTING THE INGENUITY OF ITS DESIGN? IT'S ECOLOGICAL GENIUS, HOW DARE YOU

[@nemo-x]

Well they DID die out.

[@marmalade8915]

They are indirectly related to lampreys since they are both jawless fish

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

It's thought that they are closer to jawed fish than lamprey and hagfish (I.e. lamprey and hagfish split off from the line that led to us before sacabambaspis did)

[@SuGoMAme]

it's fricking cute i want *IT* back!!

[@K1nK13]

Pov: Me when someone tells me a non-funny joke, but since my humor is broken, i laugh anyway:

[@PixelSilverleaf]

This is the most relatable creature of all time.

[@sacabambaspis_official]

Yoooooo that's me!

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

Its you! :D

[@PlasuMinasu]

Skadi appeared, we stay winning and the golden age is so back

[@DiceWhite044]

“this is the most cutest creature to have ever been extinct and you can’t make me change my mind!” that one image:

[@BANDUFAN]

SCREW DINOSAURS WE NEED THIS

[@Blue14113]

As a wise woman once said, "SACABAMBASPIS!"

[@sockdude123]

oh god now i cant stop thinking about ''sacasacabambambaspispis'' all the time

[@Chipppppppppppp]

The message that appeared for a millisecond says “the rapture is coming. Behind you. I am at no peace I am at no peace I am at no peace.”

[@TripleA332]

Just wait until he sees the front facing photo

[@AverageSatori]

Bro is the embodiment of :>

[@Quillythesilly]

Most prehistoric creatures: somewhat scary Sacabambuddy: •▽•

[@Wafflersh]

DO NOT LOOK AT IT IN THE FRONT IM BEGGING

[@marvillken]

HANS BUILD THE REVIVE MACHINE

[@linkvos]

oh my God thank u for covering my favorite animal ever holy shir

[@thenonfurry]

OMG I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD LOOK THE SAME IRL 😭😭

[@F-2_fromminblerooms2]

Scientists: we will bring back the dinosaurs Y/N: bring back the sacabambaspis!

[@xxdipstick]

I love how creating more space between the eyes took this creature from cute derp fish to analog horror

[@Ket99915]

POV:you see the real sacabambaslis 💀😭

[@TwinTowerss]

now show us the sacabambaspis the scientificlly drawn one

[@the_eternal_doomslayer]

I want a Jurassic park parody with these instead of dinosaurs It should be a slice of life anime or something And I will pay good money to watch it

[@helweggaming3137]

Same, I need something like that. And hey, the stupider/more unique a concept is (within reason) the more likely it is that people will watch it

[@Goober-12-p8i]

I want to see one alive!!!!

[@Ghaztling.]

Trust me, *DONT*

[@Goober-12-p8i]

@@Ghaztling. *The silly goober is a god with unknown powers?*

[@cafezons]

​@@Goober-12-p8iWhen you see one in real life you will be traumatized, trust me, it's serious

[@Jupiteroach]

the front photo is so soulless

[@gU_h12]

The fish did not have a jaw, it quite literally was jaw-dropping

[@abuahmed194]

Sooooo cute

[@Beely712]

"instinct" I WANT THEM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK GIVE THE SACABAMBASPIS A LIFE AGAIN😭😭

[@tay-lore]

She call me sacabambaspis , tell me fantastic Touch me inna me plate, she say I'm Mr. Ro... ...mantic Call me fantastic Touch me inna me plate she say I'm Mr. Ro... Smooth, just like a eel Mouth is jawless, swall' ya whole like a pill

[@MollyHJohns]

Meanwhile there's a horror-realistic 3D rendition of it that denies this one quite logically and most people who saw the video wish to forget that one 😂

[@joshuamattingly1232]

There’s not a singular thought behind those eyes, the lights are on but no one is home.

[@whitenatu]

The cat from among us but sacabambas when is adult its more scary then other sea monsters

[@tomurashigaraklilbeanboi]

They may be down but they will live on forever!!!

[@marivicparas6630]

that one picture where a real sacabambaspis horrifyingly stares at u: 💀

[@superfreddybrosespanol6781]

Sacabambaspis from the side: 😍 Sacambabaspis from the front: 💀

[@sungjinwoolvr_]

Fun fact: there's also a song of them! It's literally called the sacabambaspis

[@helweggaming3137]

And it's a banger

[@erinw.9256]

They're just funky little dudes!!

[@Haruki-_]

It’s so cute, but since my first impression of it was that one video where it was realistic, every time I see one I get a huge discomfort

[@Thee_Spud]

Is there a current ancestor of it right now or is it completely extinct

[@agentfelixscpit]

I checked and their closest living relative seems to be the lamprey

[@leavstreestick5641]

​@@agentfelixscpitthat sounds about average

[@marinedragon]

​​​@@agentfelixscpit This is correct. There are only two types of jawless fish living today: hagfish and lampreys (group Cyclostomata). Sacabambaspis was part of their sister group Pteraspidomorphi.

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

​@@agentfelixscpituhm, aktually they are likely more closely related to the jawed fish (aka all modern vertebrates except lamprey and hagfish) than the lamprey and hagfish themselves :)

[@astralisR]

SKADI

[@Imjustabladubon999]

Never look at him if you are infront of him. Worst mistake of my life

[@maximusmeridus4607]

In reality their face is absolutely terrifying

[@WatermelonDog202]

2 things humans think about in a daily basis: *Sacabambaspis fish* and *Ancient Roman Empire at it's greatest extent*

[@LuwiigiMaster]

I wonder if the facial structure of the sacambatacum was later reused for sharks. Sharks also have dopey wall eyes with a perpetually open mouth.

[@therebel1375]

We must bring this goofy fish back to life with SCIENCE!!

[@Disdood203]

They are now gonk :)

[@The-serpent-q2e]

The face from the side: 🌘🔻🌒

[@dustbunny6381]

It's kinda funny how the same animal was making the rounds on Tumblr on the English speaking side a little while ago, but it was a pic from a 3d render that was largely considered creepy, so people were passing it around like a faux creepypasta jpeg and talking about how if they ever saw it while they were high it'd probably give them an instant panic attack. The cultural differences in memes are honestly fascinating

[@Dudein2024]

Sacabambasips in this video😁:◉▼◉ Sacabambasips on his front:💀☠️👺👹👹👹👹👹

[@vvampiricphantasie]

waowwwww!!!! drugsneko, girls last tour, touhou, kaai yuki, hololive, and funny fish!!!!! so pawsome :3

[@gabsghoost3058]

The animstion of scambasis ;is cute Real life; u will cry.....

[@plaguemockter7235]

“This particular sad creature was Taxidermised” My dumbass thought they’d found a live one for a split second.

[@Jr_juicebox]

Thought Toho was a movie producing company. I was so wrong 😭😭😭

[@jibblesboo]

The face:🥰 The actual face:😰

[@Sacabambapis]

Oh hey look, it’s me!

[@michaeltima5007]

We tend to love thinngs that struggle to survive for some reason (i.e pandas)

[@dragonalleyofficial]

Scientists should stop trying to bring back dinosaurs and bring these goobers back instead

[@starhammer5247]

Dinosaurs have no DNA remaining for us to use. It is essentially impossible to bring dinosaurs back. They're more focused on bringing back shit like the Dodo, Tasmanian Tiger and Mammoths.

[@Jesusesbiggestfan]

My god gave them an evolutionary skill issue 😔

[@ZillaMan2024]

It looks like its making the ":>" and ":D" faces at the same time

[@ayonima364]

"The suckamabaspiss" "The sakamabasis" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊

[@WaverVr]

I find the creepy image cuter than all the so called “cute images “

[@Tripodimator]

The Sacabamapsis is the marine version of the Hildenburg

[@Yui.Muichiro1314]

Go search sacabampaspis by prehistoric education and you'll see how cute it is lmao

[@Gentelmen_penguin]

I don't wanna call him sacabambaspis, its a ugly name, im gonna call him hapysh, a combination between happy and fish.

[@christalenzthecatfanatic289]

I love him.

[@BumbleandKinitopetbutemoji]

Their face forwards: 👁 👃👃 👁 👄

[@user-do6zj1di8p]

Where another one

[@fischerart895]

Honestly a classic

[@redfox4561]

We need to find a way to bring these guys back, I demand the living meme fish.

[@giantlactismid5704]

As someone that knew the fish like 2 years before it got famous (i'm studying to become a paleontologist) It's weird when a random extint animal just go famous for almost no reason, like i get it it's funny but for me it was like another funny animal and now it's famous Do you remember that scary pig in a door? That was a Daeodon that someone photoshoped in a door, weird times for dino-nerds to live

[@kingnightmarevin]

He has no jaw and he must smile

[@oihanacheritogaray6805]

Meanwhile the real life version :

[@TheOneandOnlyRey]

least thing i expected was glt fandom being mentioned

[@PrvXexz-ッ]

...you didnt see how people think how its front...

[@icetide9411]

All im saying is we do have the tech to bring some species back, but dont because we "ethics" or some shit. I suggest we devote all our research into specifically bringing back the :Dfish

[@Leo-me5yt]

as lindsay would say: SACABAMBASPIS!

[@DoubleTap3994]

Now,choose that underwater photo. ;)