THE SCHMEGMA BALL™

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Part 2 / 3 in the Home Living Collection.
Starring Caitlyn Alyn: / caitlinalyn
VFX by Ember Kosinski: www.emberkosin...

[@coolname8133]

This was a really unprofessional presentation. I was really hoping to see the banana presentation in action, but I guess Dan wasn't really able to deliver on a simple showing of the ball's capabilities. Honestly, I think you should consider replacing him.

[@kiricappuchin]

yea

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

He'll be dead by the next one, give it time.

[@ethanh6370]

Clearly Diane controls the pinned comments on this channel.

[@moochtheyarddogg9795]

​@@ethanh6370 Figures... She's infatuated with the OP being the "ghost key" from Wario Land, and it's been awhile since she's had her "magic door" unlocked.

[@mike_yarddogg]

@@moochtheyarddogg9795 You sound jealous...and don't deny or play it off because I seen your comment about her being a "stone-cold fox."

[@ridleymain9234]

I love Dan he’s the only man you can trust to test anything

[@DannySullivanMusic]

FACT

[@babblingalong7689]

I do think he's underpaid. But yes, trustworthy guy.

[@adamburianek9668]

auuuhhhh uhhhh

[@mike_yarddogg]

I was hoping for his sake, he's got a great medical/health insurance coverage/benefits and an excellent 401K plan going for him, but then it dawned on me what corporation we're talkin' about here.

[@thedog7494]

@@babblingalong7689 More like overpaid! I'd pay him less than a dollar an hour.

[@Jm-ki4su]

i tell you jim, you gotta have that schmegma grindset

[@DannySullivanMusic]

✅✅✅

[@SeriallyDepressedLain]

*Russian Music Begins To Play*

[@TheManinBlack9054]

#QuintillionaireGrindset

[@RandomGuy37]

Smegma grindset

[@TraditionRoots]

Cringe

[@MSaint]

I'm glad Dan's eyes are back to normal Not sure about some other body parts

[@McBean1331]

Yeah.

[@oddchilly]

Can’t stop Schmegging!

[@DannySullivanMusic]

😂😂😂

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

It hurts

[@DVDRAR]

“Babe I’m schmegging!!”

[@Cyanfromjsab]

*HOW HAVE YOU NOT EJACULATED YET*

[@thepanzerfaust]

I like how they always say the side-affects right as it happens to Dan

[@ketamineheadpatrick4928]

I gave this to my friend and he loves it but for some reason he only uses at night and when he's around his computer

[@ARockyRock]

So he has explosive diarrhea every night? That sucks.

[@CK_Lifts]

@@ARockyRock it’s 50/50 either explosive diarrhea or hardcore ejaculation

[@Psilomuscimol]

If you don't eat, there's only one possible side affect😅

[@Psilomuscimol]

So just fast before using this product

[@Snev]

I knew DBZ was missing something to humble all those beam spammers

[@michaelmoss9198]

Yeah this must be it

[@edgyelectrokinetic6761]

Ki beams having the Schmegma's side effect would be a lot more interesting

[@jktech2117]

ah thats why they scream when doing the kamehameha

[@largestbrain]

You no longer say “smegma balls.” Now it’s Schmegma Balls™

[@NeonfanY2K]

First I wanted that CGI Chair, Now I feel like getting this Schmegma Ball. Where could I get one of those?

[@Medved-]

They are on their way to your house right now with your brand new product.

[@souvikrc4499]

Call the number on the screen.

[@mario0318]

You guys and your silly home deliveries. I am a true American Patriot™ and I will make goddamn sure to spend my hard earned money at a SkyCorp SkyMart solidly built with metal and cement. Because that is what a true patriot does. Plus you can't beat the free canisters of ozone they practically give away each Sunday at midnight. First come first served.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

They've been with you all your life.

[@gguestiongues]

dark web, area 51, you know

[@diegogonzalez8506]

It's so nice to see how far Diane has come, I remember her in her Swatch Phone days, and look at her now! Hope she managed to find a cure for that AIDS business

[@Lil_Johnny_Red]

It's quite a nutty lil product.

[@BlueFireZ88]

The second he mentioned Diane while using it, I knew things were going to come out badly.

[@DannySullivanMusic]

yup lol

[@Rael0505]

No pun intended

[@deadcrave]

the title alone was concerning

[@PearangeProductions]

I love SkyCorp's CONTENT on KZbin.

[@PlasticPellets]

I watched this while suffering from a penile infection in June 2023

[@išsaugokkasetęs]

underrated

[@Molon_Labe1776]

Update? Were you able to save it?

[@PlasticPellets]

@@Molon_Labe1776 Luckily, the little guy recovered nicely and is back in action. Thank you all for all the love and support! I am forever indebted

[@ColonelVern]

"ohmygod" and then she immediately went back to selling the product. This made me so uncomfortable 😂

[@c1oudsky]

she didn't interrupt, it was "oh my god, I almost forgot"

[@Lonewolf360gaming]

That shock was mighty *Stimulating*

[@IcedReaver]

This video had me laughing out loud, but what really pushed me over the edge was Diane's voiceover at 1:17 with Dan's death rattle in the background 😂😂

[@Luke-bf1wt]

Wow, Skycorp has balls!

[@Spl6sh]

1:03 oh I thought he was enjoying that

[@CinnamonToastKing]

*insert: "I'll take your entire stock"* Now that's out of the way before someone else does it. I can now explain in immense descriptive detail how I truly feel about this video. Beautiful

[@GreenMan94.0]

SkyCorp QVC type parodies are what give me hope in the morning.

[@mr.cornflakes1410]

Giving Omega Mart some competition, I see

[@sueet]

I guess he splurted out his final blast

[@Bovos01111]

i love the schmegma ball, where can i get one

[@mike_yarddogg]

I hear Bed Bath & Beyond is having a sale...

[@masicbemester]

@@mike_yarddogg must be in the Beyond section

[@SuperNerdyBros01]

Definitely gonna get one for my uncle for his birthday

[@BaynexoMusicOfficial]

Oshmega Shmart you have no idea what sky Corp videos we have in store for youuuuuu

[@ngf]

I love the Skycorp HLC Channel!

[@Rael0505]

I remember playing with this as a child!

[@babblingalong7689]

You must've had an intense childhood!

[@DucPr0]

I was only able to afford the Zerf gun then. Im jealous.

[@cjpwolf2436]

the channel girl: see you next time!!! man: MaKe iT StOp!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@atmentod]

I love how you tied this together with the chair rofl. Im ded

[@nostalgianetwork1225]

Well, they all start coming and they don't stop coming

[@RareHarmony]

How do you not have at least 500k subs? This channel is amazing.

[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

I’ll buy one right away!

[@VanillaBizcotti]

I just keep cooming

[@chonknorgget1770]

This s feels like something you'd buy at Omega Mart

[@hal900x]

Wildly underrated. This should be viral in the millions.

[@RexusSolextraArchives]

1:11 ME TOO!

[@Cyanfromjsab]

SCP-6748-SC-B "The Schmegma Ball" Object class: Euclid Disruption class: Amida Risk Class: Caution Appearance: SCP-6748-SC-B Takes the appearance of a glass Dodecahedron with a bright blue orb inside it. Though having a simple look, SCP-6748-SC-B Is Very Dangerous. Usage and usage effects: SCP-6748-SC-B, when power from your fingers lauches a laser beam (or "Schmegma Beam") That can destroy anything in its sight. Though, Not only can this be used for nefarious works, but if overused, can cause extreme bowel movements or ejaculation for up to 8 hours. Special containment procedures: SCP-6748-SC-B must be kept in a chest made of Telekil (SCP-148). When testing, D-class must be careful where to launch. If D-Class gets overuse effects, they must be took to the nearest medical unit immediately.

[@rowdy4962]

Keeps me perfectly safe!

[@96zacko]

That Post-Nut Syndrome must be hitting Dan hard.

[@Purely_for_commenting]

clarity* (sorry for the late reply, i used the ball and i couldn't stop ejaculating for three years, rendering me unable to comment)

[@adriansim08]

This rules. y'all this one is an instant classic

[@astrossarave]

My guest always love it when I turn them into ashes with my schmegma ball

[@mamunmilos1169]

each one of your videos is a masterpiece

[@ry4nfr]

This one works really well on those children outside

[@DVDRAR]

Don’t forget to clean out your schmemga

[@JeffisWinning]

That was good! More please.

[@alexanderstilianov]

This is something you'd see on intergalactic TV.

[@stevenswapp4768]

Wretching and writhing in the background while she continues talking 😆

[@RobPryme]

This seems like it might sell well at Omega Mart.

[@1m_s4ndr4_lol]

Esto está super curseado, me gusta JAJAJA

[@chillsy_pluto]

What if I order two or more of them? Do I get Schmegma Balls?

[@sealsite802]

wont work if you're circumsized

[@mike_yarddogg]

Okay, SkyCorp®, you guys are slipping. If you're going to risk lives traveling to an unknown realm in a parallel universe to grab the _seventh_ Infinity Stone, don't go and sell it on your home shopping channel!

[@novacommander4297]

There's gonna be a third one?!

[@thenooblvl100]

Is this compatible with the OmegaMart Glorbox?

[@eyeseenoevil620]

Finallly your back. Hell yeah

[@outrospector]

Ahhh the schmegma, cousin of the ligma and the sugma...

[@teigancarter93]

I wish this was real

[@deleteduser2291]

Schmegma Ball for the Schmegma Male

[@Heavenira]

What a great new genre

[@UL71M4]

I love the old feeling this gives me

[@pauldzim]

I bet you can buy this at OmegaMart

[@KhanGarth]

So this is what Goku uses

[@hottox8861]

Dan simply used 100% of his power

[@1997_Ford_Fiesta]

This is the best thing on the internet

[@ricesan6809]

How are they able to contain their laughter lmao

[@masterlomaster4034]

Never Stop our glorious corporate overlords!

[@mike_yarddogg]

_"We here at Big Pharma have been doing just fine without your verbal validation, thank you..."_

[@malinalungu407]

Finally, now i can become Ryu and play Street Fighter with my friends.

[@moochtheyarddogg9795]

I heard Daigo also bought a Schmegma... Good luck.

[@Hollandicus_bird]

I like how the pinned comment says that dan is terrible but the top comment says hes excellent

[@RaymemeAlt]

I can’t tell if dan is suffering or is having so much

[@selenajarv8763]

A new hand TOUCHES the shmegma ball

[@iamnothale]

A fraction of Thanatos’ power in the palm of my hands.

[@Cooom]

greek god of death?

[@iamnothale]

@@Cooom Yes?

[@bubble677]

Im gonna use this for my nightlight.

[@AneeshSeeYay]

Great 4D product.

[@lawrencefelicemusic]

😂😂😂 best content on KZbin

[@mike_yarddogg]

Ahhhhhh, I see their Mind Melter® product has worked effectively on you. 😁

[@marioandhanazukiandfriends514]

That’s It, I’m Gonna Call Ghostbusters

[@certifiedbruhmoment9541]

Finally! Something I can protect my shitty cgi chair with!

[@everythingdigital1]

I'm pretty sure these artifacts are what jimmy rings touches in the halo paramount tv show. Who knew they had so much power. 0_0

[@lndig0684]

I feel like people don’t know what shmegma is

[@michaelmoss9198]

Omg. What would they think of next? A hologram projector. Ahhh that be cool

[@ruzkbthenon-sider2834]

I want a Mega Man OC based off the Schmegma Ball and his name is Schmegma Man

[@45Gunner556]

0:30 Ima have to use this on my neighbor _💀_

[@Omnisprime]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!!

[@periferink]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON

[@doomoftheend]

Will this be sold at my local omega mart?

[@Lemonwires]

Man i need that schmegma ball

[@KokoGogo1728]

You just wanna jizzle your brains out.

[@majordonut4022]

I got the ball and now I can’t stop schmegging!

[@leprechaunluck24]

I love these. Damn you KZbin for not showing me sokner

[@turdferguson8928]

[Looks around] I'll take two, please?

[@fromaggio7654]

I ordered mine today!

[@Corthmic]

A new hand touches the beacon

[@Торнадоплюспетарда]

The irl End Crystal

[@GENIUSGT]

This gave me a raging case of schadenfreude

[@TheRealMrTBA]

I want a SkyCorp TV channel.

[@hamslice839]

❤️ SkyCorp ❤️

[@wilreul]

Why do I feel like Diane is a weird reincarnation of Casey Neistat into a woman ? XD

[@moochtheyarddogg9795]

Thank you for sharing. I almost wished I'd seen your comment before putting it out there that Diane is a stone-cold fox. ☹

[@arhile7150]

those side effects just seem like bonuses to me

[@jahanzaibsiyal3239]

I am convinced