The Scout Guide

Today, we take a look at the fantastic Scunt, I mean the Scout of course! He takes the spotlight and invades your nightmares with his annoying performance. Follow me on twitter if you adore this! / doctorlalve
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[@DoctorLalve]

Here it is boys and girls! The baby Guide! I wonder who is next...

[@afk8623]

Doctor Lalve heavy MAMA! Its HERE

[@arkaniano4730]

I PRAISE YOU !

[@gloobski]

Doctor Lalve I hit a dog at 70mph with my truck

[@denistuners2016]

Heavy

[@michaeldro]

Doctor Lalve heavy!? I hope so...

[@a_grip_1222]

Little known fact: Scout has no hitbox

[@navyblues6661]

a_grip mcfuckboi also a little known fact: He has high ping.

[@Toxic_Drummer]

Little known fact: I have little to no facts

[@solidfives3588]

HE ALSO HAS NO DICK ;)

[@jackdaalfbrainork6392]

a_grip mcfuckboi according to my note It's ok to body them

[@johnsmith-sp6yl]

little known fact: they overextend and have barely any health. basically ubersaw food.

[@ScuntMian]

As a scout main,I approve this video.

[@ArcanistShion]

Real talk though how useful is the scout?

[@ScuntMian]

Sir Scout no I'm just a scunt main

[@TheKusa5]

@@ArcanistShion Very, double cap rate + highest base speed is nothing to scoff at Also the scattergun is insane

[@Hero-rl5sc]

Same I as well I'm a scout main too

[@theinfinityscout3289]

Same. Im just pissed about him cursing scout out

[@CC-rg3tc]

The beautiful thing about the Guides is that they don't actually embellish nor give inaccurate information- you could actually take advice from these things.

[@robo9031]

I could dispute that about the demoman guide...

[@suomi5475]

*Laughs in Demo-spam*

[@p_filippouz]

Those guides really helped me a lot! ngl

[@DrRitterstein]

You know he litterally just reads Stuff of the Wiki for most of these Right? Outside of that bit where he shows how much he hates Scout he just reads the stuff someone else wrote.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

@@robo9031 What do you mean? Playing loud Scottish music is an integral part of playing the Scottish Boom Man.

[@Smwigglyd19]

0:33 "Yo..." "YIPPAKEEYAHEEYAY-" *_*BOOM*_*

[@Mehdi69420]

Yay

[@dr.felixou8428]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@boopsboops7692]

Kaboom

[@FilipV88]

1:59 Again!

[@patrik9328]

Spartan 118 Ded Notbigsouprice

[@StickMaster500]

Plot Twist: This is actually the Heavy Guide, the Heavy just got skinnier and faster.

[@greaterdanemark2397]

Fat scout

[@maximuffin6395]

HEAVY LOST WEIGHT

[@DoctorFail]

bonk over sanvich anyday

[@XtremeTerminator4]

Fat runner.

[@ZERO-tv5zg]

StickMaster500 And less Russian

[@Darkdrome7]

*"You are the perfect killing machine that nobody deserves or wants, shame on you."* -A perfect description of Scout mains.

[@supertimerip]

Darkdrome7 Including me. :P

[@NotBigSurprise]

Or Soldier.

[@steveirwinsleftnut6925]

Random Guy or pyros with phlogs

[@NotBigSurprise]

Brotherhood of steel Knight That's not going to kill anything that isn't at short range.

[@thelastmlg2699]

Random Guy thanks to the plog's broken hit detection you need to hugging you targets to flame them

[@accordimedes6967]

"now do you want to become the most annoying ****** that ****** the ****** from heavy's ****** while getting ****** by the demo-man, in the entire game?" **nods** "Excellent."

[@juviewong3510]

Why doesn't demonetized?

[@PenSupremacist]

Don’t know

[@Leo-ux8zk]

Engineer main triggers

[@tahmidhasan9860]

engineer: lets teleport cakes soldier: no *you as scout* you:i am a frcking wizard engineer: o_O I AM GOING TO LAY YOU OUT BOY

[@Nemesis990]

[@jenniferanderson2222]

0:49 Accurate representation of spy mains everywhere

[@FilipV88]

Butsecks

[@leogjo9548]

B U T T S E X

[@artiequick3583]

*S U P R I S E B U T T S E X*

[@youtube1.0alpha70]

@@artiequick3583 * sexual snorts *

[@luizzerobest]

That killed me

[@OhSPY.]

“Scout!” “Yeah?” “GO HOME.”

[@patrik9328]

Oh SPY! Scout: ”No! Screw you fancypants!” ”Mon dieu....”

[@aitipsea3909]

"Oh c'mon! Pfff *freakinubelievable,noseriouslyguysyousuck* " *explodes*

[@OhSPY.]

@@aitipsea3909 Now lets get back to the *PoinT*

[@Dark_Knight101]

@@OhSPY. I think heavy is dead

[@OhSPY.]

@@Dark_Knight101 THe heAVy iS dED??

[@lilchris9cmb]

Since the Scout's health is relatively low, be sure to call for a medic and run away screaming whenever you take any form of damage.

[@greaterdanemark2397]

"I need healing"

[@nazariel5765]

And don't forget that any damage taken is an emergency, so quickly find a large health pack to heal that 6 missing health points of yours. The burning medic doesn't need it right now, he can wait here that the pack respawn.

[@BDozer666]

The burning medic doesn't need it, as he will simply regen it back :P

[@landonstokes7802]

*Scout gets shot by 1 medic syringe.* Me: *gets hit by spy revolver five times until I'm at 5 hp.* *Scout runs to health pack to restore 1 hp while I die* *Drinks Bleach*

[@alanbareiro6806]

*Scouts screams MEDIC! MEDIC! DOC C'MON MAN!* *keeps moving around like an idiot so that I can't heal him* *STAND STILL FUCK NUGGET!*

[@vegas3352]

What I love about this is: As much as the narrator hate the Scout, he still provide actual useful tips about how to play him.

[@sakuyaizayoi8946]

*_00:49_**_ Is A Accurate Representation Of What Is A Miserable Death_*

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

*Says the b1tch with 10 zillion knives.*

[@Pikabro6453]

Knife Secks

[@stratum7128]

Amazing fact: Scout is one of the fastest creatures... in TF2.

[@solidfives3588]

No, In The Motherfucking UNIVERSE.

[@MaverickTsuki]

I can't handle such revelation

[@Handicast390]

Stratum that's true NERD INCUMING scoot ca fun 42 miles per second

[@no1noob37]

Wait,who's the fastest then?

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

a drunk scottish cyclop with a head enjoying sword, shoes, a shield and 4 victims would like to share some booze with you

[@margoorlov3718]

0:34 engineers last words

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

The last words you hear when an Engie has it out for you.

[@rocketlauncher7414]

1:48 lets just say this has happened to all of us

[@p_filippouz]

Ikr

[@davinci726]

DED

[@tommy_gamez8984]

cry's in medic main

[@silvergaming3953]

@@tommy_gamez8984 *Laugh in scout which 124/125 healt*

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

@@tommy_gamez8984 same, not a medic main but has happened to me as a medic

[@lennymartinronnieshq3536]

Me: *1hp* Scout: *Grabs big healthpack* *+2hp*

[@Smoldering_Flux1990]

I just take a big health kit even though I barley lost any health. Cause fuck everyone else

[@FilipV88]

**ded**

[@lolbosss]

Scout: *MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC*

[@brannonbalhorn9611]

@@lolbosss medic... don't. Heal. Scouts

[@mehmetozturk9950]

@@brannonbalhorn9611 *DOC C'MON MAN!*

[@kobeblackwell5465]

0:55 Why is a red scout trying to push a Blu cart?

[@spacegnome2476]

because hes the perfect scout!

[@zeubersandvitch8882]

THAT SCOUT IS A SPY

[@cameronsteers9756]

Kobe Blackwell because he's a dumb %@# who's color blind x3

[@Milwaga]

Because he is Scout ?

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

Kobe Blackwell he tried to pick up 9 year olds once (read one of his torso cosmetic descriptions)

[@DeDeDank]

I always wanted to be a piece of dried potato

[@juicemight1259]

JT Nixon Why did I laugh so hard at this?! XD

[@Sandvichman.]

JT Nixon That's the dream.

[@pizzaboi0263]

2:12 every time I play scout.

[@hoodcate]

_have fun..._

[@F1Z5Y]

Love how instead of saying "Scout is the fastest class in TF2," you just say "Scout is the fastest creature in TF2."

[@Drawing_Pad]

That's right, you heal heavy first. Nobody likes the scout.

[@ZR3009]

Drawing Pad *How could this happen to meeeee*

[@ZR3009]

@Morgen Dufseth *GOT NO WHERE TO RUN*

[@ColaPerv6969]

Drawing Pad not like a Scout needs a medic

[@user-eu2mg8lw2t]

I play medic a lot and scout is annoying to heal He is so fast you can't get to him in time and he never comes to you and keeps calling you

[@geckoplasm7394]

If you are not in a push with a heavy I think you should heal anyone you can. Also scout is a really important class, and is a fun class to play.

[@PearangeProductions]

0:58 I’ve never laughed this hard before.

[@Darksides-Realm]

I snorted to this, i play WAY TOO MUCH SPY

[@kruegerwoods9747]

1:36 I still wait for the day I catch a scout with his pants down so that I can give him the Scottish surprise.

[@radioactivelight2189]

Oh god

[@jasonvoorhees6670]

1:16 that dancing engineer on the mountain xD

[@jasonvoorhees6670]

Spy : My God, Its... Beautiful.

[@batmanbra2365]

Jason Voorhees / right

[@fieldofsenses]

*yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah echoes at a distance*

[@DiggerDeeper01]

It's a floating island actually.

[@rutgercake9117]

*M o u n t a i n*

[@mrcomp1971]

Tiny desk engineers are becoming increasingly more explosive. The future of our almost exctinct spycrab is looking grim if this continues. Also, can you add subtitles?

[@heavystalin2419]

They are added, and they're FABULOUS

[@BababooeyGooey]

All you hear on the news is Tiny Desk Engineer recalls. I'm returning mine tomorrow and I'm pretty fucking pissed. At least I can keep the Tiny Desk Dispenser.

[@lma0718]

Spy crabs aren’t extinct. I am still alive

[@bruhv6890]

H

[@jargon1373]

The new prototype "tiny desk spycrabs" might breathe new life into the tiny desk economy

[@ScoutTF2Gaming]

Doctor Lalve: you're a killing machine- Me: *I spend my whole time as being a friendly on scout...*

[@dru4111]

0:31 An accurate representation of Engineer mains everywhere.

[@youtube1.0alpha70]

"Yo"

[@warpey5632]

@@youtube1.0alpha70 *_YIPEYOKAYAY_*

[@youtube1.0alpha70]

@@warpey5632 *BOOM*

[@guywhohatesafrica4711]

@@youtube1.0alpha70 His do-

[@theelegantassassin1174]

The overused and hyperactive piece of reproductive organ failure that keeps annoying your grandmother on the other side of the road a.k.a. the Scout Yeah, that seems about right. Lol

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

*Piece of Spy's reproductive organ failure

[@nikossiaflas7825]

1:09 that soldier is a creature straight out of hell

[@dr.smooth9695]

Nikos Siaflas but he is so happy!

[@bryeoprenario3916]

The map in this video is cashworks before it was in the game

[@susanoo6962]

it’s been in the game since 2009

[@electrokyo9684]

1:59 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Hardman5509]

It's clear how much you love the Scout...

[@TumGrum]

Yes *love* ... That's what that is

[@kovidomi]

0:17 Something is not right...

[@owensaff8038]

Ooooh, I see. Geez, the Narrator can be edgy sometimes.

[@kybartu_veteran2005]

kovidomi heavys teeth or scouts arm?

[@aguy5863]

gman

[@JWLDB]

Its a Kitty0706 Refrence im sure

[@Anon-mu8re]

Springy is here Both.

[@PoisonDuckAnimations]

1:50 Scouts with 124 hp when they see the Medic burning to death next to them.

[@FilipV88]

ded

[@motorizedbarofsoap6601]

I litterally just did this yesterday on accident

[@uranusuranus144]

As an engineer i approve this 0:34

[@brannonbalhorn9611]

So true

[@hobomike6935]

An accurate representation of how 99% of engineer mains are

[@boopbeepman788]

as scout you must take every health pack you see if you take even 1 damage.

[@phonii15]

Funny story,a spy used his dead ringer from a pyro and ran to the nearest health pack,i was at 98 hp and took the health pack and the pyro caught up with the spy and died

[@jasonvoorhees6670]

Where is my heavy guide? Heavy : no guide for me, not a big soup rice

[@jasonvoorhees6670]

Олег Новиков Здарова, смотрю я тут не один русский)

[@scavengersix2161]

Heavy: "DIS, is joost da beginningk, of de wait I vill cause you. Is fonny to me!"

[@jackslayer2.0]

Scavenger Six They got to have a heavy guide eventually 🙂

[@mikhailmedvedev3209]

Олег Новиков ухых

[@minecraftpvp8040]

Brahma Murphy Please don't use emojis

[@mistahwhoop7938]

I love how you make your videos like kitty0706, it's nice to know that people are still looking up to his working and continuing what he started

[@heavygaming5857]

Actually this video is from the future, because the map where guide is happend only gonna be in the game by 2023

[@pzrxex]

"You piece of self sandwich idiot bread" What?

[@TheHeadHunter1000]

Take one slice of whole grain bread in each hand. Place a slice of bread on each ear. Congratulations you have crafted Gorden's Idiot sandwich.

[@danthewaterman_]

It goes like: "You piece of soaked sandwich idiot bread."

[@GibusGold]

"You piece of dried potato"

[@mr.mister3647]

Snaziko it’s a reference to gorden ramzy saying “what are you? You are a idiot samewitch”

[@mexicanpower4632]

0:47-0:49 i never laughed so hard i fell of the chair crying

[@언더도그]

*Ceaaaaaex*

[@opshredderytp]

Surprise buttseCKs

[@melon4345]

@John Kuang incest for the wincest 😂👌🔥💯

[@wyvern5890]

*"h o h"*

[@scootthescout9124]

@John Kuang Then how come in the comics the RED spy calls the RED scout his son?

[@scout........]

As scout main, I am confident this is accurate

[@ostaruempire]

1:08 When you finally get revenge on someone who dominated you 😂

[@endermax195]

😂😂😂no😂😂😂

[@bibbob1669]

"Dry potato"

[@The-Deadite]

I love you Dr. Lalve.

[@amepinia8635]

Me 2 x)

[@YannYann12345]

The Deadite it's dr. Lalve m8

[@The-Deadite]

The Almighty Demoham lmao right i had a brainfart

[@maciejmarzec5762]

gay

[@blackmesa5465]

GAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

[@washedupfries]

almost 4 years later and this is still as funny as it was back in 2017.

[@dok3304]

Instructions not clear enough, started 13th apocalypse of Sniggohilth The Confused

[@OrangMario]

I sense a tremendous grudge against the overused-and-hyperactive-piece-of-reproductive-organ-failure-that-keeps-annoying-your-grandmother-on-the-other-side-of-the-road... (A.K.A. Scout)

[@renamamiya9196]

OrangMario I don't blame him, although Scout is nowhere near as annoying as good Genjis in OW

[@sogflesh4030]

A piece of dry potato

[@YENSIEN]

you forgot sixth tiny man from a known fairytale

[@kingofAwsomness]

@@YENSIEN I don't know what that means. Can you explain it, please?

[@Niki_I-Cup]

OrangMario fffddddddbnjjkhdsddfc

[@apeep7634]

The Small Baby Man Guide

[@conteudooriginal4600]

Engie: **dances** Fabric of reality: **collapses upon itself in an epic explosion**

[@maniiacall]

0:58 oh boy I do...

[@LizbonaF4]

Now you won't to become the most annoying **** that**** the **** from Heavy's **** while getting **** by the demo-man, in the entire game? Sexelent 10/10

[@hobbokin706]

My life just extended by watching this.

[@tameronica]

0:57 The 2fps explosions made it a lot more funny for some reason

[@crabcakes5346]

0:29 i sound like the voice say'd "snercy "

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

This was actually a accurate guide.

[@wariowahwah580]

This is some accurate documentary

[@xgamer2mil]

As a Scout main myself, this is accurate

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

0:45 Sweet home Alabama

[@unclelimethescuntmain9703]

I approve of this depiction.

[@baronofbahlingen9662]

Uncle Lime the Scunt Main I disapprove of your existence

[@harleymitchelly5542]

I disapprove of all disapproval... Wait...

[@pqbdwmnu]

I disapprove of your disapproval of all disapproval

[@alexisleskinen6090]

0:55 that scunt is a bloody traitor

[@GeZz.]

Shut up

[@dashanknranker9625]

no he went against game logic so the Payload blew up early xD

[@motorizedbarofsoap6601]

Oh hey cashworks is in this video and now its in the game

[@nyodesu]

*As a Scout main-* 🤨 ...I laughed throughout the entire thing. I thought it was gonna be REAL offensive to Scouts, the shit in this video is ACTUALLY TRUE MORE THAN OFFENSIVE. 😆 Good Job, Lalve, you earned a sub. 🙂👍

[@Megatron-ok5gy]

Lol truth is truth right XD

[@p_filippouz]

These guides helped me a lot ngl

[@pzrxex]

1:53 What are these heavies on thr top right doing?Some kind of satanic ritual?

[@HarpyMutt]

Snaziko OH MY GOD IT IS

[@jtfenwick9676]

MAN YOU LIE I SEE NO......oh wait nevermind i see them

[@lolbosss]

Omg hail pootis

[@pelonio6181]

The are making sandwich

[@CaptainDemo779]

The Notorious Scoundrels have arrived...

[@Muffinlicioification]

It's rare to see such quality in-depth guides such as this one. Really helped my scout gameplay, thank you!

[@lessercheese2944]

"For the first time in my life, I AM A FREAKIN WIZARD!" - Harry Potter

[@zachire1666]

0:48 butt stab im ded here

[@nicestofpeople9432]

Waited two months... Guess it's worth the wait.

[@NintendoCaprisunish]

After 2 months in development, hopefully it have been worth the wait.

[@pzrxex]

Never left pornhub so quickly

[@Butcherdaze]

1:10 *Wheezes* 1:28 FoR ThE FiRsT TiMe In My LiFe I aM A FrEaKiNg WiZrAd! *Proceeds to miss sniper*

[@DiggerDeeper01]

*Rumbling of metal as face slides closer to Lalve* "HEAVY GUIDE..."

[@SuperSilver301]

0:48 i’m dying 😂😂

[@MK1MonsterOck1989]

Now All We Need is The Heavy Guide

[@fishmansf4573]

1:53 is best part because I like anything that has heavy saying ded.

[@qwartz1586]

0:24 (Me going to TacoBell) 0:25 (me dropping my Nacho Engraved Taco Delux on the ground)

[@mayadyyara5593]

Plot twist: this is actually the heavy guide it is just a reskin of heavy

[@tylereardley8344]

Hito Keko hello brother

[@patrik9328]

Panzer Smirtz Heavy is a dry potato?

[@Popp1092]

0:39 Why does this make me laugh so much?!?!?

[@loganweaver6825]

Popp1092 don't feel bad it makes me laugh everytime

[@bennymoreno8841]

(Farts)

[@dolan3623]

The result of eating tacobell

[@humanitysvoice4123]

This is no joke great animation but also lsd crack at the same time xD i love it.

[@jirkavoj-2000]

1:31 thats me in r6s when i grab shotgun and i saw enemy

[@higethewolf1940]

This is The content we need brah.

[@higethewolf1940]

John Kuang OH TRUST ME. ive been a fan of kitty's since 2012! And yes, I too, mourn his death.

[@higethewolf1940]

John Kuang thats a good wish! You guys can party in the afterlife :)

[@LoppinLazy]

"You piece of soaked sandwich idiot bread" I don't know why I love this so much

[@sebvexx]

Instructions unclear, I'm in the ocean

[@alextiddark9841]

"about to kill the sniper sees the engineer "YO" "YEEEEEEEEEEE" game crashed

[@Xaero188]

WOW! A new guide! And it's not about Heavy (soup rice big not), because Pootis is too cool to have a guide :D

[@whtemale6522]

0:57 If KZbin finds this, say the following Kidzbop version: Now you want to become the most annoying prick that ate the sandvich from Heavy's pocket while getting shoot by the demo-man, in the entire game

[@avriil6446]

This has got to be the best guide video on youtube

[@THE_Lee_Nash]

I just realized he was filming on Cashworks 5 years before it became an official map

[@draagonair]

You should make the voice a tad louder in the future, but I still love you and your content more that the heavy loves the Triforce.

[@YahyaFalcon]

The Core of Envy bro what kind of speakers are you using?

[@derpofus7833]

*P A N C A K E S*

[@timothymckane6362]

*G L A E S*

[@heavyfromtf2208]

Derpofus Mini pekka

[@Actively_Schizoing]

0:50 dat face when ur mom brings in the groceries

[@gamerstar8421]

1:57 that engineer look funny heeeeeeee

[@ivannedic3704]

I already laugh at 0:10 XDXDXDXDXD

[@anasrmou2439]

Noah&Strong same to me

[@Admega]

1:47 It's the best part

[@dolan3623]

Saul Dawn ded

[@fishmansf4573]

Ded

[@tanukies]

MeeM

[@lolbosss]

Ded

[@yesyes8476]

I main scout and this is beautiful

[@eggyLightbulb345]

As a Scout Main, I approve this video aswell.

[@davrozz1916]

what is the name of that dino-sound like scream at 0:04?

[@microwave1091]

Darude-sandstorm c:

[@Komradvsky]

Davrozz Fast Zombie from Half-Life. Those fuckers are terrifying!

[@spidermansittingbehindades1334]

Davrozz homie scream

[@chrryblossom3886]

Micro wave that’s dead

[@amine.aityounes]

The fast zombie in halflife 2

[@PickSurprise]

we both uploaded in the same day. *great minds do think alike*

[@archivarius7178]

who are you

[@YahyaFalcon]

Very Long Baguette maybe you should look at his channel instead of asking who he is, you piece of dog feces smeared on the street on a hot and shitty day

[@PickSurprise]

Yehia Falcon thanks mate :P

[@YahyaFalcon]

Pickesurprise97 no problem

[@_Crowuh]

Pickesurprise97 (I know this comment is dead) "GREAT minds think alike"? You thanked someone for calling another person a piece of shit. Your mind is hardly great.

[@chom6096]

As a scout main I can confirm that this is pretty Accurate

[@isalt5]

You really have it out for the Scout, Dr. Lalve.