The Heavy Guide

[@Kostamoinen]

Everything you said is true! Is nice.

[@viva_la_nature]

Поддерживаю!

[@Trimpy_boi09]

Hello kosta

[@C.A._Old]

İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1

[@peterpanDK]

The line "Is nice" is something i use on a daily basis.

[@Dj_Dedf1sh117]

Da this is the best thing, is nice

[@Delak_Antoine]

You did it comrade! You make Heavy proud.

[@blukat9903]

Now it's your turn

[@pigmasteroink]

I luv ya

[@FelipeJaquez]

Baguette

[@thetexanbuzzsaw3145]

And then scout can clean up later

[@tinydeskengie9411]

Any I luv ya

[@SnobbyBird_]

“If hand is rotten, you cut off *scout!* But if heart is, you *S H O O T S C O U T* “ -Heavy, 2022

[@thegoodmudkip3652]

"Sandwich!" -Scout, 2022

[@C.A._Old]

@@thegoodmudkip3652 Masterpiece's !

[@C.A._Old]

Masterpiece's !

[@ashleycd6487]

​​@@thegoodmudkip3652 "his actual name is misha or mikhael, but we call him heavy because he is like a russian potato."

[@thegoodmudkip3652]

@@ashleycd6487 with an insane mind and a wholesome heart. *tf2heavyspin.mp4*

[@MisterPrawn]

The legend is real. Heavy got his guide! Now we must await for Valve to update their dang game, whenever that may be. 😐

[@phantomshotgun9223]

Only until someone steals the Valve in their HQ. (i know it's a joke but they need to get back on TF2)

[@patrik9328]

He doesnt deserve it but he got it anyway

[@TimothyMark7]

its amazing how we get the heavy guide faster than silksong, thats an achievement

[@BadModder]

@@TimothyMark7 ey I know you

[@dkkanofkash8798]

Best game is dead game 💀

[@LegoAnimations6370]

1:00 Team Fabulous 2 reference. Kitty would had approved that!

[@C.A._Old]

We Fight Like Man. ! +1

[@ianleather5699]

Do you remember Vodka?

[@TimothyMark7]

instant nostalgia

[@Damashie]

@@ianleather5699 Sandvich.

[@ianleather5699]

@@Damashie You please me greatly

[@stardragon7893]

I love how Heavy summons the entire Russian military to kill one scout.

[@Jade-jg7su]

It’s what they deserve

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

you act like that isn't the appropriate response.

[@TheWaluigiman1]

@@nick3xtremegaming212 It's their current response to ukraine.

[@nick3xtremegaming212]

@@TheWaluigiman1 facts tho

[@kamikaze4172]

How do you typically deal with Scouts?

[@milkman4640]

"If hand is rotten, you cut of scout, but if heart is rotten, you shoot scout." -Heavy Weapons Guy.

[@heartysquid]

"OKAY" - Solder

[@C.A._Old]

İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

Pure poetry

[@fulcrum2951]

I shall follow his philosophy

[@operator_ace8502]

“Sandwhich!” -scouts last words

[@WALTERRIFIC]

I thought this day would never come. Also, nice kitty0706 reference at 1:00. His spirit lives with you.

[@Alusttt93]

;-;

[@thatguywithdatlaptop4922]

Fricking speedhacker!!!

[@brobot411]

Pretty much. Dr lalve always reminded me of kitty

[@AkilIkmalsubcribe]

Legend never forget

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Rubberfruit at 3:28 too

[@NoelistAvenger]

2:15 I love how the Huo Long Heater had *already* ran out of ammo before Heavy even got a chance to shoot it on-camera.

[@DaQuestioningCrustacean]

That and the other downsides of the other guns being exemplified like the brass still revving up and the slower firing speed of the tomislav

[@nicholasegg0284]

*shET*

[@blackpearl7596]

*random crit rockets*

[@JetFalcon710]

@@blackpearl7596 Random crits are fair and balanced

[@psiflash]

Never thought A Russian polka Chorus would be that scary, yet delightful.

[@demoh2186]

It's from the soviet cartoon "Летучий Корабль" kzbin.info/www/bejne/npeal4COaM1-nZI

[@C.A._Old]

İ Am Bullet - Heavy - İ AM BULLET ! +1

[@gatocorto7758]

Is gone​@@demoh2186

[@Jak_Grajeda]

This could be one of the greatest achievements any TF2 creator should aspire for.

[@averagebetaalanineuser]

This is legendary

[@TimothyMark7]

this came out before silksong did, thats an achievement of its own right there

[@undeadprinceofchaos3731]

Forget achievement, this is one of the greatest moments in TF2/Gmod Machinima history!!!

[@TimothyMark7]

@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 both

[@zeph_os]

"If hand is rotten, you cut off SCOUT But if heart is YOU SHOOT SCOUT" Such words of wisdom

[@Galaxynovacorps]

sandwich!!

[@The_whales]

@@Galaxynovacorps*split second of ded scout*

[@Goodnightrussia]

3:34 За отсылку на мультфильм "Летучий корабль" отдельное уважение, товарищ!

[@markster9000]

Я сам в шоке что он это использовал)

[@marbles4442]

Thank you translate to english button

[@computernoise2209]

Don't worry, guys. I'm a Heavy main. "Huge props for referencing the "The Flying Ship" cartoon, comrade!"

[@sonofjack6286]

I was wonderin' what the hell that was.

[@ya6rik]

@@sonofjack6286 It was reference to Soviet cartoon named "The Flying ship" that uses some characters from Slavic folklore, including "baba Yaga" (I dunno how to translate it, maybe like "grandmother Yaga" or something), which were singing in that fragment of cartoon

[@dr.loboto1171]

Holy shit Lalve actually referred to all of Heavy's guns by the canon names he uses for them in a single page of the comics. That is true dedication to the lore right there

[@MegaGirl_Strife]

3:34 I absolutely love this part

[@Lia_artz]

The russian cartoon "flying ship"(летучий корабль)refernce

[@FreemanJS91]

“Demo Tells a Joke”, “Soap Demo”, and now “The Heavy Guide”. This holiday season has been nice to us.

[@Tom_And_Ellis]

Wtf did ye just talk about me ya wee shit!

[@KozelPraiseGOELRO]

Oigan, es el cíclope ebrio del juego del Gordo y sus amigos mejor conocido como TF2

[@drakovolt]

The laugh is a legend

[@surmane]

@@KozelPraiseGOELRO Como me hago invisible con el abogado?

[@sakmadik69420]

@@Tom_And_Ellis It's just cheap,clean,simple.

[@Thafnine]

this was excellent, good job man

[@BRUH10155]

Yo it's Thafnine

[@u.gplayz6873]

i think you mean sexellent?

[@TimothyMark7]

it's an achievement that this released before SilkSong

[@HellishSpoon]

im surprised to you you man

[@4DDOSED]

Holy shit, it's Thaf9!!!

[@moonisfantasyworld]

2:06 The distorted French anthem got me EDIT: For doesn't know the song at 3:34, this is the link: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpbGl4d8pJaAjdUfeature=shared

[@ArnoldFennec]

Yeah, same!

[@willc3697]

*FoR mOThEr FraNcE!*

[@norrecvizharan1177]

Aw heck, that reference to Kitty0706's old Team Fabulous vid with the speeding heavy at 1:01 brought back a *lot* of memories. Still can't help but miss him sometimes, but seeing that here brought a smile to my face, knowing his legacy still is felt even today. Real good stuff, man.

[@SpoonsYT]

Came here looking for this comment, had to pause for a moment as his vids were watched through a lot of my childhood. Hope he's resting well knowing that he's had an effect on so many creators today.

[@gregorylumban-gaol3889]

Should’ve made Heavy say “We fight like men”

[@Golem-9]

"what da hell frickin schpeedhacking"

[@teaoftraffic]

“OOOOOOOOH KEEP CRYING BABY”

[@OrigiNope]

_"We fight like men"_

[@ShimiiyDev]

AT LAST THE HEAVY GUIDE

[@TimothyMark7]

it's amazing, he made the heavy guide before SilkSong got any news or even a release date, that's an achievement.

[@nightburner5357]

Is nice

[@DeepEye1994]

3:37 I need 10 hour version of that. NOW.

[@alexistramirez]

Same!

[@deadchannel9624]

I don't know how to do that, but i do have the original song link, here it is kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnKko2B-rrt1jKM

[@sullypog3404]

@@deadchannel9624 here's the original video it was based off of kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpbGl4d8pJaAjdU (pretty sure it has something to do with Baba Yaga but I'm not sure)

[@DeepEye1994]

I've been into russian animation for quite a while thanks to KZbin, and I was actually familiar with the animation it was from haha

[@sullypog3404]

@@DeepEye1994 That's neat, do you have any idea what it's about? I think it has to do with Baba Yaga but I honestly have no idea

[@Akainen]

2:37 has so much to see: - Engineers doing a demonic ritual - Horde of BLU spies ready to destroy one RED engi with his lvl2 sentry - Krocket and grenade spam - Horde of BLU snipers scoping on engi and outclassing the only RED sniper - A pyro duel where both contestants died - A medic who went too far into the frontline (you are no battle medic) - A BLU Heavy and his pocket medic, standing next to a laughing soldier at the spawn entrance and finally - RED heavy, protagonist, currently wondering how he got into this mess

[@JCWirt]

You forgot about the blue team teleporter

[@killerqueengramsay3776]

And there is also a blue demoman laughing his ass off at the engineers' ritual, oh and thanks for this comment I literally didn't pay attention the first time I watched this video

[@SpeederShip285]

Well done with these finds, guys, thanks alot.

[@phong208]

Blue Demo showering the battlefield with infinite grenades.

[@Akainen]

@@JCWirt Where? Edit: Nevermind, found it at the entrance, I wonder why it didn’t get sapped or blown to pieces

[@WMEN385]

A group of Heavy, singing baba yaga's song, is the most unexpected and beautiful thing that could be. Like 4 Heavy, riding in a car. The Heavy Guide - the best ending of the year

[@dinothebetatt6733]

Where does that song even come from anyway?

[@WMEN385]

@@dinothebetatt6733 From the old Soviet cartoon "Летучий корабль" (Flying Ship) this song. Baba Yaga 's Song kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIayooV9e7CFrsU

[@yorozuyawithoddjobs6590]

“Heavy also wields a shotgun by default, but no one uses it.” Fat Scouts: Hold my Sandvich

[@mechanicaltrash929]

Yeah, but the family business is better, and that doesn’t come by default

[@Sonichero151]

*tiny desk yee*

[@SaylorcraftsDream]

"After 9 years in development hopefully it will be worth the wait" Heavy's voice: "...YES!"

[@thatfour-eyedscout8130]

As a Russian myself, I fucking lost it at 3:34 and at 3:52 jokes. I haven't laughed so hard since the last major TF2 update. Love ya, Doc.

[@Alusttt93]

xᴅ

[@BrazilianSoldier100]

I'm not russian and i still laughed my ass off on that part. I just wished i could understand what they are singing about, lol

[@bestssguy9900]

What the song

[@mikkobryanmalinao9440]

3:52 same xD

[@Cobradabest]

What is that song at 3:34?

[@Russian_OrkZ]

А вот отсылка к "Летучему кораблю" была просто зачётной! Спасибо за видео!

[@TemplarBlonic]

By far the most consistent Gmod animator of them all, and among the best. Lalve is like that father who goes out for milk every week and comes back with a different flavor every time, but he still comes back so we’re gucchi.

[@eggheadcobra]

The Heavy Guide is one of those things that you feel will never happen, and when it does happen, it's so surreal and near impossible to take in. Still, well done. The near 7 years of waiting was worth it. Loved the classic DOOM reference.

[@aitipsea3909]

Look who it is! The Dr Lalve of Overwatch I luv ya :3

[@eggheadcobra]

@@aitipsea3909 Eyy thanks.

[@harrytheseal6566]

0:29 Heavy: In Russia, if friend is rotten, you cut off *SCOUT!* But If heart is rotten, you shoot *SCOUT!*

[@koopaboy6661]

Scout: Sandwich!

[@juljaneckard2178]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@waikeonglim7703]

@@koopaboy6661 *BA-*

[@dkkanofkash8798]

It’s true. The literature of Scout hating in Russia dates back to the times of Kievan Russ, when filthy Scout mains from all over the world, mostly from what we now know as Boston, would invade and destroy the defenseless Heavy villages of Siberia, killing Heavy men, Heavy women, and Heavy babies. In response, the Heavies hardened, strengthened, and exponentially grew in numbers in secret, explaining their modern baldness gene. When the Scout hordes had the last Heavy village surrounded, the secret Heavy warriors sprung from their traps, making short work of both Scout armies and sending them running running back, faster than they had ever run before, which is why Scouts are so good at running today. There were three Heavies stronger than the rest. They were dubbed the Heavy Bogatyrs, and their legends of leading the Heavies on their quest of vengeance live on to this day. This sad story explains why any claims of Scout hating being offensive must be disqualified, disregarded, dismantled, and destroyed like the Scouts themselves! Glory to the Heavy nation!

[@justaregularprofile8829]

TF2 History Book: Little did the world know that, during these times, Russia was nothing but a brainwashing cult-driven, classist government with a plan to eradicate the other countries one by one! Fortunately, a squad of Rebellious Hoovies from Russia had escaped from its' tyrannical grasp, and had warned the other countries and nations about their corrupt leaders' plans, along with the enforced training they were put into since they were juveniles. America (featuring Boston & Texas), Scotland, Australia, Germany and France collectively agreed to strike the Pootviet Union, but leave its' citizens out of the crossfire. Weeks after the attack on Russia's tainted government, some men had lost their lives in the battle. Then, one day, the Medi-gun had been discovered! It had the ability to fix any wounds, and even resurrect the fallen soldiers! Days later, the war was over, and the 6 countries (along with a reformed Russia) threw a big party for their swift, flawless victory (along with strange beings arriving in a spaceship wearing gas-masks and, firefighter suits? Turns out they saw a nearby wildfire from space, came by to put it out, and party!).

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

This deserves an award.

[@оленичгеймершоуОленич]

What

[@error-zg6rx]

3:34 это самая гениальная отсылка спасибо большое Doctor Lalve

[@North_Macedonian_Ball698]

От "Летучего Корабля", да!

[@ДмитроДорофеєв]

Мне серьёзно кажется что автор из страны бывшего СССР, здесь столько отсылок на разные мемы и культовые штуки.

[@North_Macedonian_Ball698]

Олды 80-е би лайк...

[@kirya7177]

@@ДмитроДорофеєв По моему он Француз, но это не точно.

[@Demoman9713]

Ода

[@reknostarfox4690]

"A Medic and Heavy combination are a truly fearful display of strength and sometimes intelligence." Now I like this guide.

[@coitusergosum2447]

The Heavy Guide is finally here!! And the Kitty0706 reference at 1:01 was just so perfect. A wonderful addition

[@TimothyMark7]

brings a tear to the eye

[@gearthehuman2115]

I don't see ut

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

It was a reference to how in team fabulous the heavy was “Speedhacking” as he was moving at an extremely fast speed

[@Fulsose]

I never thought the day would come, but it is here, and it is terrifying, emotional, and thrilling. The long awaited conclusion to a nine part series, it gives us all the answers we could ever want. Thank you Doctor Lalve for pulling through once again! Apples.

[@bonnigi5518]

woHHHow

[@EngieMak]

he still have Meet the *insert class* but i'ts Demoman

[@luckyexplorer1053]

3:52 I want to see an extended version of the Heavys in the car.

[@akakiiakakievich1646]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3a2nWtuhtSUd6ssi=-zn-OIm-YjS3T4sl original video

[@moncacz]

Our dream came true! ❤️❤️

[@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem]

shuushh go back to ur gmod mafia job

[@LazySlender]

@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem that sounds rude from you

[@vey-d7r]

@@handlesrtwitterdontbelivethem let me guess being rude man huh?

[@LexaCapriznic]

Оо мой товарищ, спасибо вам за этот обзор на Heavy, очень весёлый и смешной, дай бог вам здоровья мой друг

[@davidt00ns]

2:47 How it feels to chew five gum

[@Alex_Spider]

It’s time dat heavy is COMING!!!!

[@gearthehuman2115]

Hey, spider. Yes, i love when it's finally come😁😁😁😁

[@monsoonmemes4235]

3:37 Ухххх, аж ностальгия навернула! Отличный гайд, товарищ! Great guide, comrade!

[@a..3206]

Translation will be not rhyme, and to clarify ahead - Baba Yaga is Slavic folklore character, “baba” translating like “old woman” As for the song, roughly: “Stretch the bellow, accordion Oh, play and play it loud! Sing the song, Baba Yaga, Sing it, don’t just speak it!”

[@pennsy6755]

what song is that anyway?

[@Amber_Beef]

​@@pennsy6755 this is a song from soviet cartoon "Flying Ship" ("Летучий Корабль") Here's the link if interested kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWi5ZaKQg6xrhbs song starts at 11:40

[@pennsy6755]

@@Amber_Beef thanks

[@jester.-.]

Нужно сделать видел о пиро акулах :) Я водяной я водяной ни кто не водится со мной

[@SpaceWaterfall1]

3:27 Hold on, is that Rubberfruit? Amazing animation! Finally the collection is complete

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Heavy/Misha Mikhail having a PHD in Russian literature and being smarter than he let's on is actually true according to the lore from the comics, he just doesn't talk very often and enjoys his job a little too much. Anyway nice throwback Doctor Lalve!

[@lordofsandvich3630]

It also ties in to the fairy princess costume. TF2 lore is just that crazy, that a bloodthirsty ruler with an iron fist dressed like a fairy and collected sugarplums.

[@toadboydude5015]

Heavy is already an intimidating guy, but seeing him A-pose towards you must be the most terrifying thing someone could experience

[@suspectnutria]

Heavy: *Laughs in Sandvich*

[@guliop2286]

I saw one in wild and I can agree. That was truly terrifying. (Btw his name was "A")

[@crysisrevelation6132]

BEHOLD!!! The face of God!

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

*Bearded Expense be like:*

[@sethsnake9446]

2:55 is legit my favorite part of the video

[@az3340]

3:35 I didn't expected a reference of Baba Yaga's singing from old soviet cartoon "The Flying Ship" Holy crap i'm so happy to see this here

[@МайорКузнецов-б6о]

Дождались... теперь ещё больше жду Heavy disaster 2. Спасибо за это прекрасное видео Doctor Lalve. А за отсылку на на мультик вообще, уважение +

[@danil_sidexgaming9041]

Ты ещё и отсылка на Кити была на 1:00.

[@NoelistAvenger]

Da!

[@IcyRobloxer]

I am not russian

[@dijem]

Отсылка на мужиков в уазике просто гениальна!

[@gasiGandurasov]

@@IcyRobloxer poxyu

[@alewolfo8491]

2:12 a yes the -stock but relatable -stock but better -slow shooting -no shooting -fuck i ran out of ammo again

[@StickMaster500]

The whole of 2020 and 2021 has been leading up to this one moment where we learn about who killed Heavy

[@wolfystudios1117]

It was meh!

[@Lagggerengineering]

@@wolfystudios1117 I did it like this!

[@SaiyanofLegend1993]

Whoop-dee-dooooooo

[@DominikMaslyk]

@@SaiyanofLegend1993 _Heavy Scottish drinking_ That’s a joke lads *Laugh track*

[@purpleguy_009sexy_meme_boi2]

@@DominikMaslyk laugh.mp3

[@VladislavKovalenko]

Everything about this is PERFECT. Especially 3:34 XD Thank you, comrade

[@rattlemebones7413]

What song is it?

[@hobowarrior8818]

@@rattlemebones7413 from soviet cartoon Flying Ship

[@bennyhillarious]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIayooV9e7CFrsU That is the part of cartoon Dr referred to

[@springharry1256]

This is low key, the best heavy guide I’ve ever seen, it goes for funnies and also teaches newbies how he works, with some nice lore strapped in

[@-CallMeJack-]

4:06 I love how he gave Scout a voicecrack just to make him seem even more pathetic and puny

[@Sournale]

“Watch out for snorting or cussing” is all you need to know when playing heavy.

[@akaias8904]

0:37 they deserve a A+

[@MrSnort]

The 100th video AND the long awaited legendary Heavy guide? That was S E X C E L L E N T ! !

[@patrik9328]

Spy!

[@artiequick3583]

*s n o r t*

[@cmanhanks1]

*DAT SPY AINT ONE OF US!*

[@Ольга-д9м5р]

Of course!

[@mechalo5271]

*_THE MOMENT OF TRUTH._* It perfectly covered every detail of the Heavy and furthermore. Nice one, comrade!

[@Original_Katros]

After 9 years in development, it was worth the wait! Our long awaited Heavy update

[@AreaDenial]

I love how Kitty0706's spirit lives on inside all TF2 animators. Bless.

[@Mir_a_el]

3:34 Отсылка на мультфильм "Летучий корабль" была весьма неожиданной! Моё уважение за такое, Товарищ! Согрело сердечко.

[@FenixArmory]

2:23 Gun runs away. It's kind of a term. When the gun starts firing in full auto. But there is no such option. This is considered a MALFUNCTION.

[@AbhorrentRose]

The animation is so crisp, and it's such a joy to see new uploads. Also 1:01, that reference brought a tear to my eye, I miss kitty man.

[@CGHawkatoo]

We all do.

[@chachanka3905]

True

[@HealingVoice39]

Totototototo *fart* We fight like men *shoots everyone with Minigun*

[@CGHawkatoo]

@@HealingVoice39 *snort* Ded.

[@waikeonglim7703]

I didn’t know that’s a reference.

[@galvetheirondragon1929]

Everytime I see a heavy's back I think "Easy target." But then when he catches me off gaurd I become like the tutorial bots against this beast

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

"Today, we take a look at the Heavy. I mean the Spy-" Heavy: *N Y E T*

[@Tkalonie]

Yes, exactly, in Russia we dance to "Baba Yaga" (3:38) every day 24/7 so as not to piss off the great sandwich god. Then we drink vodka with the bears, calling all countries capitalist. Then we go to buy a gift for our sons and daughters for the new year. (Of course it's Minigun, red for boys and red for girls)

[@icyknees60]

This brings me unimaginable joy to find the heavy has gotten what he deserves

[@TimothyMark7]

its definitely an achievement that this comes out way before silksong does

[@icyknees60]

@@TimothyMark7 indeed it is

[@gershuneve]

3:42 i actialy speek russian, and thats my favorit song about the P E A

[@paulohenrique9353]

1:18 I like how all that was left of the engineer was explosion traces.

[@joshuavillagomez8369]

And on December 28, 2021. History was made when the Heavy Guide was made. You can rest easy now Doctor Lalve

[@theultimatetrashman887]

1:01 This team fabolous reference only needs someone calling out heavy for speedhacking, but either way is funny

[@tf2redmeidc765]

Russian Speaks Благодарим вас Доктор Лалве эти шутки, анимация, да и звуковая дорожка прекрасны Спасибо вам за это видео Хоть и оно вышло только к концу 2021 года Но всем насрать когда оно вышло Главное что мы благодарим вас за ваши старания

[@hobowarrior8818]

А ещё отсылка на Летучий Корабль

[@myleswelnetz6700]

“Thank you, Dr. Lalve These jokes, animation, and the audio track are beautiful Thank you for this video Although it was released only by the end of 2021 But everyone doesn't give a shit when it came out The main thing is that we thank you for your efforts”

[@myleswelnetz6700]

@Hobo Warrior “And also a reference to the Flying Ship”

[@princesshela3083]

"In Russia, if hand is rotten, you cut off SCOUT! But if heart is SHOOT SCOUT!" *sniff* he has such a way with words

[@dragonrider7649]

Scout: *Gets completely obliterated due to the Heavies shooting him*

[@BF_Brix]

The subtitles make the viewing experience so much better, my god. Always blown away how detailed and chaotic these videos are, with a new joke or gag every couple seconds.

[@kylefinn5301]

Soldier stealing and running away with medic while laughing is hilarious, keep up the good work!

[@WubMasterJ]

2:17 that sneeze made me laugh more than it should've lol

[@sonicfan117dash2]

3:59 So THAT’S why you took so long to make this video: The basic information on the Heavy was so brief and straightforward that you strained yourself to make this as entertaining as possible to stave off potential boredom!

[@cacohat]

IT'S A BLOODY SMISSMAS MIRACLE! THE HEAVY GUIDE AT LAST!

[@ItsMadLadSir]

Remember, kids! Stay away from people who say “rage heavy”! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t play the game how you want to play! We reserve that for dead ringers.

[@nikolaishriver7922]

I lost it when they’re riding in the car 🤣 this is amazing. I thought I’d outgrow these SFM type videos, but they’re just as good for my soul in my 30’s as they ever have been. Thank you for doing what you do and keeping this little corner of the universe alive

[@TheBlackCobra48]

4:09 - 4:23 When one overused and hyperactive piece of reproductive organ failure makes you finally snap so you call your homies to rebirth the Soviet Union. Also congrats on your 100th video man! You really surpised us with this well deserved guide.

[@Doctorolivercook]

POOTIS.

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

Isn't Heavy or Misha AGAINST the Soviet Union because his father was killed for being a counter-revolutionary, which resulted in Heavy and most of his surviving family to be deported to a gulag in Siberia? Because that's what I remember reading in the comics. But I get the joke.

[@TheBlackCobra48]

@@EnclaveSOC-102 Yeah that's true, which is what makes the whole gag funnier as pretty much a vast majority of people don't know the truth.

[@caindain2179]

Command and Conquer: Yuri's Revenge in a nutshell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BigothyArchibaldBusiness]

People dony understand that now that the Heavy video is finally out, Doctor Lalve has become an unhinged unpredictable beast. We now have no clue what's coming next. It could be anything.

[@EnclaveChad]

So magnificent, so majestic, like the Heavy himself. This was by far the best guide

[@corporalcreative9892]

3:17 Pretty much sums it up right there.

[@annaireneakerman4248]

That was SEXellent

[@russianfurry916]

HOLY SHET! THAT WAS AWESOME! Omg,this is a masterpiece! And that reference to Rus cartoon at 3:36 really warmed my heart! Thank you,you're the best

[@Tengu125]

I've been looking forward to this. You did what Valve never did; finished a series. Such a perfect way to celebrate the end of the year :)

[@ArcRay20]

1:26 this scene is so beautifully hilarious, just look at him showing off.

[@Premium86SlenderRE]

Я так давно не орал в голосину! Спасибо, Doctor Lalve!

[@Alex_Guy1011]

3:53 The drunk Russian off-road guys clip made me crack, ROFL. "NI HUYAAAAA! OOOOOH!"

[@BurnoMachinimas]

Thank you for this lovely tribute video about your wife doc, you are the ultimate commissar.

[@pigdude6323]

Finally, my main gets a guide. Now I can truly play him

[@FreSch_Dude]

For anyone interested the song at 3:34 is Limericks Babok-Jezek · Svetlana Borisova Children's song

[@deadchannel9624]

I have been searching for too long, thank you

[@bigblackknaga]

This is the only thing that will keep heavy mains alive since Valve will probably drop the heavy update in like 2077

[@TimothyMark7]

or hollowknight silksong

[@trailbreakertv8918]

I'll have u know I have sandwiches to keep me alive

[@bigblackknaga]

@@trailbreakertv8918 the second thing*

[@bigblackknaga]

@@TimothyMark7 the third thing*

[@TimothyMark7]

@@bigblackknaga ah yes

[@upcastthunder35]

I can't believe that it's finally here, despite this year being bad it ends good, Thank you Dr Lalve

[@theguybehindyou4762]

First two minutes: a few chuckles. 2:22 Uncontrollable wheezing.

[@teal_m_101]

Heavy is such a perfectly balanced class, Valve doesn't even need to update him. Please let me see my family again, Gabe Newell

[@UterDemorog]

"You overstep.... no update for you"

[@Mat-zf9bf]

"So he's like, okay, I'm gonna go find you." -Gabe Newell

[@yolodabmlg8900]

Finaly, the update we all waited for, its here and better than we anticipated. Great job with the animation! I laughed at every gag out loud! 20/10

[@nassillasrade]

YESSS FINALLY We got this MASTERPIECE !!! ⭐👌And as a heavy main, the accuracy of the video was POOTIS !

[@simsdas4]

That was absolutely beautiful, a true work of art!.

[@GAMER-RANGER]

2:56 that ACTUALLY fits for heavy because his melee was his fists

[@16russelllewis45]

DooM

[@dr.jotarorobotnick813]

*And when the world needed him most, he returned*

[@miramax-foxpicturesuk7093]

4:10 The Legend is sending in the army of The Legends! 3:52 PaRty iN tHe cAR! And flying in a car with cart!