The Secret History as vines

I just finished TSH and this is how I am choosing to cope.
Some are contextualized, all are out of chronological order, some spoilers that I attempted to be mostly out of context.
"The persuasion of a friend is a strong thing." - Homer

[@adawalker3252]

The bunny thinking he can blackmail Henry was TOP tier

[@emmaaaaaa62442]

I DIED

[@toposhyasaikia3036]

​@@emmaaaaaa62442 so did bunny

[@Plutoliketheplanet]

@@toposhyasaikia3036 FOUL

[@boudiafcelia2057]

the one about Richard almost dying because of the cold killed me LMAO

[@ivamaneva]

6:00 if this doesn't perfectly describe Henry's confusion about the moon landing idk what will

[@taylor11111]

my baby just said, “no.”

[@toskaMania]

4:54 THAT ONE💀

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Your inclusion of Cloke and the Corcorans in this is giving me life 🤣😭

[@adawalker3252]

The "you breathe oxygen" was very cloke

[@bia5141]

The fact that Julian knew everythimg but was pretending not to and just chilling for most part killed me lmao

[@mitani8758]

Wait what do you mean he knew??

[@itdoesntmattertbh]

@@mitani8758 he knew about the bacchanals but not the murder! i think...

[@itdoesntmattertbh]

lol murderS

[@mitani8758]

@@itdoesntmattertbh ok thankyou!

[@cherieberryfairy7481]

2:15 it also could be richard and francis lol

[@liagodino4221]

this is the best fandom vine compilation I have ever seen ever

[@diegozv5958]

NONO IMAGINE 3:02 BUT WITH THE NOTE THAT BUNNY SENT TO JULIAN

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

SKSKAKKSKSKSKKS NOOOO

[@Lamisy__]

THAT WOULD’VE FIT SO DAMNED WELL

[@sergiovela7686]

I'm still reading this book and I already forgot some of the minor characters' names

[@amelieboddaert3535]

4:53 im cackling

[@Riddering616]

7:26 lives rent free in my head

[@ArinKambitsis]

If the goldfinch hadn’t flopped so badly, they’d be planning an adaptation of the secret history right now.

[@abieg.9229]

THE ONE WHERE THE CAT'S PUSHED OFF THE TABLE IM SCREAMING

[@losingaces]

did anyone else read the book and keep denying bunnys eventual death despite the fact that it literally was introduced the first page

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Yep

[@Pixku_]

That was me for Henry. I just had a feeling he would die some way or another. But his character is just so timeless, so it was hard to believe it actually happened-

[@planetmars444]

i was hoping for it to come quicker

[@adawalker3252]

LOVE the inclusion of Judy Poovey lmao

[@thatveryvvitch7225]

I just finished the book and I feel empty and I don't know what to do with my life so I absolutely love this video

[@graceradice468]

francis walking in and charles and camilla AHAH

[@dziabuka1981]

After reading Bunny's death scene my dark brain has put it in "this is Sparta" meme. I'm gonna die in hell 💀

[@lorenzodocx4021]

we'll be with you

[@annabelvanpelt]

Help that’s so fitting though 💀

[@zey7455]

0:49 I CAN'T HAHAHWOSK9Q

[@saylars8938]

1:46 never seen something this accurate before

[@LizMartinez-ss4qd]

3:58 has made me laugh harder than anything has in such a long time thank u for this

[@elle4346]

the accuracy and detail,,, iconic

[@alyssavon5246]

Quote about francis: (Definitely misquoted) "We all knew he was gay"

[@auruba.zoya73]

7:05 OH MY GOD

[@arminarlert3407]

I’m so glad I’ve found TSH fandom

[@NoOne-uo4ry]

finished the book today, cried for a good hour or two, now look at me laughing at 8:10

[@itdoesntmattertbh]

the charles/camilla in bed one was outtaaa pocketttttt haha

[@whysomy]

On one hand this book is very nuanced, and disturbing, and the characters are so complex so as to be impossible to simplify, such that the book’s message can partly be taken as a warning against trying to do that. On the other hand these vines are funny

[@dannynutshell]

4:54 LMAO THAT'S P E R F E C T

[@saskiavanamersfoorth]

0:49 MYSTERY BLOOD💀

[@boldbearings]

lol I just re-read History for the...what? fifth time? Legend.

[@user-yo5nq8qi1k]

the frank and jud with tainted love made me die 😭😭 and the sophie and francis car one plsssssss

[@khrystyna111]

Richard to Camilla: 8:03

[@taliaf.3221]

the dallon weekes vine slapped me in the face

[@stackofpancakes]

NOOOOOO NOT THE WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD

[@cutethecute7684]

Francis taking a nap took me out

[@letiziaros5407]

i’ve just finished this book. i’m empty and miserable. this video made me smile tho 😋

[@hoobabaschnitzel7903]

"Briony Dillard" jesus christ! Amazing job on this

[@IzzyBromfield]

THIS IS SO NICHE I LOVE IT THANK YOU

[@KaylaThomasx]

I just finished the book 2 mins ago and I'm so glad this is the first vid that came up when I searched TSH 😂

[@rezessz]

I'm literally watching this at 12:41 am because I can't sleep

[@natalialukacs7272]

5:26 literally

[@celino22]

If have one thing that Richard did in this book was fall asleep

[@angietwistdelmar]

Mr Corcoran after two beers... I cried 😂

[@taylor11111]

6:29 im fucking crying

[@francisneoralisamedrano1336]

7:43. That was literally me when I found a bottle of tequila.

[@ShelleyMichael05]

Henry did not get that education 😔😕

[@Illustriousedits3]

4:06 BRO💀

[@atticusykema4142]

1:53 crying

[@pranveramulgeci5242]

what are DA blogs?

[@Lamisy__]

@@pranveramulgeci5242Dark Academia blogs

[@allyssamccray7380]

@@pranveramulgeci5242Dark Academia blogs lol sorry I’m just seeing this lmao

[@adas8919]

me after finishing the book is for real

[@saramijajlovic1423]

BYE THIS IS SO GOOD-

[@rh3atube]

this had nO BUSINESS being this funny

[@candlewickdarts8288]

I got a Gucci add for this T.T

[@GraveyardShift-tl6ri]

the "charles at the bar with richard" IM FUCKIN SONNBBBINGGGGG HELPPP

[@TvNetJunkie]

I literally have tears in my eyes 🤣

[@urinaaman]

Francis is my baby.

[@matyldas.594]

Francis waking Charles 💀💀💀 4:54

[@irenevandersanden3223]

This is so good omg

[@rosie4445]

omg yes

[@theotterislands8642]

NOT BRIONY IM PEEING

[@azir6679]

omfg i love

[@legalkqgt7307]

this is Hard

[@monkeylady8150]

who is this again? 5:47

[@allyssamccray7380]

Briony Dillard, or just Alyssa Edwards? 😂

[@monkeylady8150]

@@allyssamccray7380 dillard

[@lucyeyyy4740]

LMFAOOOO

[@SEVEN-mq9di]

GUYS WHATS YOUR FAV LINE FROM THE BOOK? MINE IS WHEN DONNA TARTT STRAIGHT UP DROPS THE HARD R. WHEN SHE WROTE "SAND NIGGERS" I INSTANTLY KNEW THIS WOMAN IS A LITERARY GENIUS. ISNT IT SO COOL HOW SHE SAYS SLURS IN HER ENTIRE COLLECTION OF WORKS?

[@pockysaurus.]

NO ACTUALLY CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT WAS SO UNECESSARY 😭😭