The Secret To Winning Every Argument. Greg Warren

[@suzannehartmann946]

I have USED the "just play stupid" with people who were trying HARD to insult me. Subtly. Then got up to LOUDLY and BLATANTLY to the point EVERYONE AROUND them was calling them bullies and MANY other names. It was glorious!

[@damientosha8035]

" can't you guys just move the frog"

[@sabertag6992]

*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG*

[@chicagoparty]

Damien Tosha that’s funny

[@hazeldecker622]

I would've payed money to see that.

[@msul78]

Found this guy from a KZbin ad. The only time I was satisfied by a KZbin ad

[@austinpabst4481]

The airport part was sooooo funny my stomach hurts from laughing! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jnuy764]

🐸🐸

[@hottyblah123]

He's not wrong.

[@sabertag6992]

I want any and all EM teams to resuscitate me as they shout *QUEER*

[@bryehoran4557]

SaberTag omg I was trying to figure out what he would have heard lol. Thank you! 😂

[@karinagutierrez7134]

Literally came down to the comments to figure out what it was 😂

[@sabertag6992]

I got to thinkin'. If someone at the ER has a speech impediment, then he/she actually would shout queer XD

[@markgigiel2722]

@Saber Tag Two people had to read your comment to get the joke. They must be from Utah too.

[@sonlover62]

Mark Gigiel @Whhhaaat?”

[@weekendwarriorT7]

All the down votes are from people who work at the airport. WHAT?

[@jakubkuzmicki8572]

Airport worker here, up voted this :)

[@yazajag]

LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@misssissivoss]

I find it not funny, because it's not about winning an argument. It's just how to annoy people.

[@tomholm4456]

@@misssissivoss w h a t? there exists no greater win. honest.

[@dawnmarielagamba3165]

One of my FAVORITE comedians! Love Greg.."I'm on Vay-Kay-Shun!"

[@adamm2716]

he is explaining the defensive mechanism i used at 12 to deal with my older cousins. ohh they couldn't stand it when i would give them that blank stare like i didn't understand anything

[@billyshakes1643]

The story about watching TV with his friend really got to me. Maybe because I'm clear.

[@yazajag]

😄😂🤗

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

just heard that line......and he just waited for the crowd to get it.

[@hazeldecker622]

You, sir, are a hero.

[@Red-Magic]

I've done this every once in a while, and I can confirm, it works with hilarious results 😂

[@whiteru55ian33]

Should’ve taken it further...”FOOOG”. So what? Can they not find the frog?

[@neiloppa2620]

That would have been so amazing!

[@DJ_Patent]

Classic. If delayed on my flight tomorrow, I’ll ask about the frog 🐸!

[@lemonysnippet]

This guys made me burst out laughing when he was talking about the airport. 😤😆🤣 🌫 not 🐸!

[@ghomerhust]

"vurst?"

[@thursday4267]

Greg Warren is hilarious. More of his clips please!

[@K4R3N]

My kid asked me once "daddy are you a frog?" I'm like "what?" And he's like "yeah mommy says you're such a frog" then I got he meant "fraud" 😄 (true story)

[@nilsdeboeck3179]

Funny and a bit sad :p

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

mrn4s you mean fraud protection, yes frog 🐸 protection. So we’re on the same page. Yep.

[@factsoverfiction7826]

You're lucky to have a woman who understands you.

[@K4R3N]

@@factsoverfiction7826 not anymore!

[@heathergrey7893]

So well delivered! Really great, Greg!

[@kentowakai1234]

WHAT?

[@hannelieroodt1814]

He is one of my favorite comedians on this show!!

[@Sofia-nz9lp]

Now this Dry bar comedy is real comedy... not that other stuff “just for laugh”. And then they put “try not to laugh”🙄

[@Tasarran]

I love the bit this guy does about trying to warn your buddy without letting your wife know

[@shanef4u]

I was on the bus, while on the way to work.... I laughed so loudly I kid you not....! How do I "double"like this vdo?

[@GregWarren]

Thanks buddy!

[@downbntout]

That was some good comedy....'Cweer!'

[@blinddatereject]

When I was a kid and heard the word "fog" for the first time, I thought it was frog 😂😂😂

[@daltonw.1687]

Me too

[@thisisJim85]

When I was a kid it was going to hail one night and I thought my parents said "hell". I had a King Kong figurine that I set out on the front porch and I told it that it was going to go through hell that night. In my mind, I envisioned a literal hell in my neighborhood with flames and everything. I went out the next morning and he was fine.

[@trionninja]

You sir have my like and subscription. Great set. The end was classic.

[@marcopothuizen]

Frogg Warren. You made me smile.

[@JohnO318]

Excellent clip. He is a very gifted funny man.

[@charlesclark3805]

Love this guy. So does my gran

[@GinaDuncan-ye8vr]

I love Greg Warren

[@sirgarypeters684]

I guess I really am stupid, coz in the final joke when he said "Clear!", I literally went, "What?"

[@dirt_mcgirk]

His expression just f#;king kills me

[@LadyVoldemort]

I laughed so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I could relate to this guy in all his videos. IMO That is a good advice. My mom always insult me, saying I have a dumb face. But when I grew up I realize this (innocent) face actually gave me lots of benefits. My not so smart friends always try too hard to look genius, talk to much, and failed hard in life. People actually lost respect to such person. I acted dumb and quiet most of the time, but people around me always being helpful and I usually get what I wanted... 😉

[@dbzmaster1213]

Love Greg he is so funny!

[@carschmn]

It was very amusing listening to the ER joke wash over the crowd.

[@creflot]

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

[@fergerata]

I cant take it anymore. HAHAHA

[@slevinkelevra5901]

He is definitely a Sam kinison fan 🤔👍😎 Rip Sam. You live on in your fans ❤️

[@TLGmuse]

It's been a couple hours, I'm not even thinking about it and as this video ends fish sandwich pops into my head 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@riandraegon556]

Omg, I sing that all the time!

[@MissConscience1]

Yes, you sure did win! 🤣😎👍🏼

[@laannw4263]

Thanks for "clear!" Lol

[@MsArtsymaria]

That's such a funny tactic! Wonder when I'll pull that one on somebody. My way is just making them feel as if they're right, giving them the right or agreeing with them abruptly. They'll have a smug smile, then it'll quickly change to a realization face as if saying, wait a minute, hold on, what just happened? She meant it. Right? Ha!

[@gurikasemit]

Ok, that's EVIL, that is too much!

[@MsArtsymaria]

It may sound so, but I'm more of an argument stopper, instead of them getting more angry, they just calm down and don't know where to go from there other than to move on to something else. Say a simple nice "okay," and you'll see what I mean. I'm too nice even to meany weanies so what he demonstrated was amusing.

[@daltonw.1687]

@@MsArtsymaria I do that too. I just say, "okay" and that's it.

[@MsArtsymaria]

SniperGamesOP lol how do they react?

[@daltonw.1687]

@@MsArtsymaria They just get mad and stop talking to me for the rest of the day. It's fine tho. It's not like I wanna talk anyway. 😂

[@theemissary1313]

This is dangerous for me to watch because I deal with the public and I will do this. Edit: I did it. It was funny. Management did not think so. :)

[@PoodleParti]

Its so froggy today.

[@judymcvey9005]

He is SO funny!

[@McPoshSquatch]

They're saying clear! LMFAO!!!

[@jamalcole1985]

This dude is crazy.

[@DanielDurney]

Stupid WINS! Love it!

[@willsommervil6141]

😂 this dude is funny as hell!

[@joshemminger9022]

When you are hearing impaired... None of this seemed out of the ordinary lol. I guess I'm just dumb though.

[@parkerjeans5777]

This is bait

[@svtirefire]

WHAT?

[@blue39503]

Now I need to 'clear' my sinuses , cause there's a Cheet-o up there .

[@hannahsafar160]

OMGoodness!! This is hilarious!

[@virusINJUSTICE]

The end bit is hilarious

[@caity9244]

They're saying CLEAR. 😂😂😂

[@titeufuchiha4768]

but what did he think they were saying ?

[@caity9244]

@@titeufuchiha4768 He knew what they were saying. But he was continuing off the joke about acting stupid when people annoy you and making a joke that they say queer instead of clear.

[@titeufuchiha4768]

thank you i did not knew that word im still learning

[@caity9244]

@@titeufuchiha4768 You're welcome!

[@spaceo8568]

He's got some Kinison in his style, I appreciate that.

[@snc99]

Liked in the middle of the salmon joke 😂

[@jorayx]

... is that why mean people just don't bother with me...? Wish it were an act 😂

[@pantsthemancatandbeethoven586]

I may have to try this! 🤔

[@elizabethkelly6325]

Hilarious! Definitely doing this

[@williammassey8514]

Good Greg, good. LOL

[@Angel-yl1ck]

"they're saying Clear. hahaha

[@johnnyllooddte3415]

if you ever win an argument with woman.. youre sleeping alone a few weeks in the dog house and hes sleeping in your spot.. DONT DO IT

[@cvn6555]

Nope. Totally worth it. Never, ever give in. My wife had habitually kept me far later at events than I wanted and I got sick of it. After three respites I told her I was leaving a party, an hour after we planned. She intentionally started playing cornhole so I'd be stuck. I left her there, went home and went to bed. She had to get a ride home. Next morning was frosty but she got over it. The two long-term sequelae were that my friends thought I was a legend and my wife knows to get in the car when I tell her I'm leaving. She knows I do not view her as "the boss".

[@eternalshade8817]

I personally can confirm being stupid annoys people

[@bruhnisher5454]

You hit them with your flute

[@matthewdknight]

Follow "I won" with something like "I didn't mean to make her husband collateral damage, but 'I'm in it to win it' or 'she wanted the war.'" The home argument part was funny, but I felt kinda bad for this hypothetical man.

[@ladykaifima]

Is your wife's name Stephanie? 😉

[@Gwynsladle]

Im indonesian and people always looks at me when ordering a salmon based dish by sayin "I'd like to orda a /sæmən/ roll please?" Out loud 🤔

[@count7340]

I'm in Jakarta. I always hear people say salmon with the L.

[@morehn]

I would have said after she clarified it's from FOG, "Oh, I'll go tell those two business guys over there claiming this is all because of a FROG."

[@tamorajr3773]

You must've been watching that movie "idiocracy"!

[@mynameisgreg4179]

Clear!!!

[@johnbrenner6380]

"I won" 😂

[@cadenbigler]

That was really funny 👌👌😂😂

[@daltonw.1687]

In using this now.

[@SarahLizDoan]

lol! So funny, again!!

[@cheliae8560]

Hilarious!

[@mscir]

Very funny

[@mgreene1409]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaredsmith4919]

Gotcha, play dumb and say you won.

[@marcjoseph2301]

With the famous words of Emily Litella - Never Mind.

[@jnuy764]

1:50 nani?😆😆🐸

[@nothingnerdyNtertainment]

This would kill me.

[@YellaSpiceFamily]

Yeah. This is how I road rage. Oh, I'm sorry, did you cut off three people behind me while weaving in and out of traffic and now you want to get into MY lane? Welllllll, I guess I'm just gonna have to be too "idiotic" to notice that I'm pacing you for the next few miles! 🤗 (😈)

[@MotleyStew]

Ok wait... .. . .. ... Wha’? 🥴

Are you sure it wasn't a gay frog?A frag.

[@Timetraveler1111MN]

You can’t yell at me because I am stupid.

[@staloralight4089]

hay hooky fans(a webtoon) you know which frog this is CARLOW!!!!!! fog ooooh

[@xsiner]

I just won. LOL

[@arisn32]

Whaatt. 😂

[@davebutler2776]

I've been frog in a few times

[@mishong3]

Lmao

[@neghiethervil5606]

My friend was gorgeous, but good lord. She said things like saLmon and pacifcally.

[@cvn6555]

Those are unforgivable.

[@genewilliams617]

The last comment was a screeem!!!!!!

[@missshannonsunshine]

They were having an argument. I would have just felt bad for him

[@cdeanneeckles]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@breakawaymotorsports]

For a moment..I saw Sam Kinison

[@bigtimetorifan]

Matt Damon anyone? Matt Damon?

[@breselexiapsychicmedium346]

nope

[@MrOfeast]

😆🤣😂

[@leroy-qh3wq]

haha

[@Ellier215]

What’s wrong with Utah?

[@ladywillow2961]

😅😂

[@stevenjchang]

I have no advice for you... here is some advice

[@JediNiyte]

Dang. He is PRETTY! I would seriously buy him a house and a car...