We Should Probably Talk About My Last Name. Marty Pollio - Full Special

[@rawdaaljawhary4174]

The "clap if you've ever been arrested for shoplifting in Saudi Arabia" joke KILLED ME! 😂😂😂

[@leahwanjiru8557]

guess you wouldnt have hands🤣🤣🤣,

[@doveandpatch]

Think you would have learned better after the first two times....

[@crsw7041]

Right? And no one got it!

[@mybachhertzbaud3074]

Slow crowd on that one.😜

[@anamariagarcia-gomez3165]

Great I laughed!🎉

[@spimeminister]

This whole thing is golden. I love his delivery style. Plus that hat scene without words was worth the entire act! Bravo brother.

[@crct2004]

As a comedy junkie I feEl like this was an honor and a privilege to witness! KUDOS SIR!

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

"...I guess you wouldn't have hands..." 😂😂🤣🤣

[@danawilliams6657]

Marty is one of the very best ever! I watch stand-up comedy every day. He’s at the top of the list! His persona, his delivery, the magic, the cassette tape, the Saudi Arabian thief clap and it’s all hysterical and funny LMAO Love you Marty.😂😂😂🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️💖💕

[@IncriminatedAntelope]

These are extremely well planned and timed jokes...nice!

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

And some stolen, just like he said!

[@IncriminatedAntelope]

@@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206 That's ok with me, I laughed.

[@MrBlakeleyden]

This guy is top quality! Regardless of his somewhat sad emotional state of mind, he has me continuosly LAUGHING! What a blessing he is. I ask for much love to go his way!

[@johnhoward7083]

One of the best comedy shows I've seen in a very long time emphasis on the SHOW

[@JoshPhoenix11]

I absolutely love this guy, I think his hat mime routine might have best of that kind of thing i've ever seen. And I could watch his magic show all day, it was just hilarious!

[@RuthJones_92]

One of the BEST I've seen 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

This was a well written set. Mostly we just get jokes, but this guy kicked it up a notch.

[@melvinshelton8448]

Not.

[@jamesmolkenbuhr956]

@@melvinshelton8448 jealous maybe? Take your seat before you get 86ed.

[@jobysaad]

a Notch? How dare you....more like a rooftop 2 story bird feeder.

[@shazam6274]

"Clap if you've ever been convicted of shop lifting in Saudi Arabia...." 😂

[@glenpolen5562]

The funniest man on dry bar. He is FANTASTIC. Super hilarious. His act was perfect. Thank you dry bar And Marty Polio for the constant laughing for 30 minutes. I needed that. I dont know how He or anyone can top this act. Im gona try to find more of his acts. Peace and love, Glen

[@mubinhambira]

"they are just too weak to raise their arms" 😄

[@limmykinh]

Oh man. My throat hurts from laughing!!! GREAT ACT! I would love to see more from him!

[@jonstephenson214]

Brilliant self-deprecating humor.

[@Carmel明慧]

Marty is one of my favourite comedians!! Cracks me up so so much!!

[@DrDaveSalisburyPhDMBA]

He is great! 🤣😂🤣

[@savanamoore8526]

Very multi-talented guy. Intelligent humor.

[@JOMOPressureWash]

Dude what an ACT!!! This is super underrated

[@SleepingAroundLife]

Bravo Bravo Bravo! This man is a true CLOWN-- and I mean that in the highest del arte way! Terrifically funny!

[@rohanedward3236]

👍👍👍😂🤣its been a while since i laugh till i cry from watching dry bar

[@vanessaw7325]

He is adorable

[@DocteurSnow]

I'm so happy y'all put his full special out. I loved his short videos and even rented the special on Amazon. He's hilarious and now is apart of my Comedy Favorites playlist. Dry Bar is genuinely amazing.

[@ilovehomefree7578]

So funny!! I’ve seen a few of his videos over the years and laugh out loud every time! 🤣😂 Good job!👏

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

"my face can beat up your face" 🤣

[@ekdaufin1485]

Yes!

[@kaliprime8377]

Great set, full of continuous laughs. He has his own style that definitely works. I hope to hear more from him.

[@jobysaad]

Hey Kali, wish my last name was Prime.

[@Watchtrain]

Watch me pull a hat out of my rabbit! Brilliant!

[@campmackoutdooreducation7378]

What a unique set! This guy is great!

[@nancyanderson6404]

Lol ... Lots of love!!!! You crack me up!!!!

[@mudhutproductions]

A real pleasure! This guy is great!

[@winegoddess55]

Best I've seen for a while!

[@antonburger01]

Hillarious! He pulled a HAT out of a RABBIT!

[@kathleensullivan4547]

😂❤😅❤ great job man,thanks so much for the laughs

[@merpius]

Those miming skills with the hat... that was pretty dang good.

[@ASJones-re2oe]

Ok...ive seen all the things...but not line this and my fatalist sarcastic meh self laughed genuinely and without irony. This is great. Best one so far. Please continue to elevate unique artists.

[@barrett5540]

I totally relate to what you said. This fellow is very unique, quirky & his timing is excellent. I laughed alongside you. Meh

[@hxhdfjifzirstc894]

It was just good comedy without any communism added.

[@jamesmolkenbuhr956]

Would you mind translating that into English?

[@SecretSquirrelDunDun]

It's the magic portion for me! Dope set!!!

[@mythosallen32]

That hair piece was gold.🤔🤣🤣

[@averyjoycelynbarakudablock4139]

He can frown and scowl all he wants, that stunning classic face was not obfuscated. Overall a good set; sometimes hilarious! There were some lags: Sometimes that sad sack self-depricaating " My blue life" thing can put a drag on the buoyancy necessary for laughs to come through. But I saw Tommy Smothers and also a li'l hit of Keaton so... . that's a good thing! It was refreshing to see some of this classic work. When well executed is a treat and it was. Bravo Pollio.

[@JamesBongo]

Nice we had a comedy master in the comments!

[@takeyasearles8010]

Ive never seen anyone being so bad at magic be so awesome! lol. My favorite part of his act was the little dances to the music lol lol.

[@TCBElvisAPresley]

You get little glimpses of his talent, such as the dance move, the cigarette, and the adept tossing of the card (actually I think the talent is probably in _catching_ the card). It takes talent to fake not having talent. It reminds me of the story about Dolly Parton on the Tonight Show, decades ago, telling Johnny that "it takes a lot of money to look this cheap."

[@layna-heyhey]

love this guy

[@ekdaufin1485]

What GREAT timing with the card trick.

[@jewlzmo3125]

This fella was hilarious.. had a smile the whole time on my face waiting for the next joke!! ☺️ great set

[@chrisconley8105]

Very funny, clever and the hat mime bit is extraordinary!

[@sksupply]

Very unique and great personality. Also funny, and that's a win.

[@Bulldogg6404]

I wonder how many people in the live audience caught the joke at 18:18, where he "pulled a hat out of the rabbit". xD

[@TCBElvisAPresley]

Oh. Yeah! Now I get it. Thanks!

[@aubreyelf87]

10:43 when he says calico 🤣🤣

[@susacorn9789]

Loved him soooooo much👍😍

[@shriggs55]

Funny dude! Bring him back.

[@michelleschulz4903]

I really enjoyed my time watching this. He's hilarious, and I can't wait to see more of him 👍 I love Dry Bar Comedy!!!

[@chakaula8642]

Definitely a CLASS ACT! A FUNNY CLASS ACT!

[@passmemycoffee8074]

this guy had me in stitches. I love his content

[@davidwhittaker9128]

im usually not a fan of one liners, but this guy was actually quite entertaining.

[@TexasMadeShooter]

I don’t even comment but this right here is str8 up GOLD!🤣

[@LAStars-sratS]

I enjoyed that, will watch more of his stuff 😆

[@vashmatrix5769]

One of the best acts I've seen in a while.

[@maryb4762]

Thanks!

[@chriscasillas6120]

This was enjoyable

[@dragon32210]

I was folding clothes watching this...had to stop folding clothes to focus. Great set!

[@Sheerkat7]

He's very droll with his expression and delivery, then he busts out a move. Surprisingly funny.

[@MelRevoldt]

"My face can beat up your face."😂😂😂

[@Lostenoch]

Right off the rip im laughing thats a good sign 😂

[@ricardabetzing3407]

great show - LOOOOVED the card trick!!!

[@lauriecampbell1378]

So good, I couldn't stop laughing!

[@ytilaerdragon7441]

I loved when he pulled a hat out of a rabbit.

[@majoroldladyakamom6948]

Good job picking this one, DB. Engaging, funny, and the ventriloquist part was an added bonus. 👏 👍 👏

[@minbari73]

Brilliant comedian.

[@ginny5937]

Bravo!!!

[@mindsigh4]

crowd loves this guy, took a bit for them to warm to him but they did...😎

[@lauriepeters5936]

Oh my gosh..he is so funny! Love his demeanor..his timing..his delivery! Everything is so good! Hope to see more of him! One of the best I've seen on Dry Bar!👍🤣

[@Buddy-po4hv]

Marty Pollio is absolutely brilliant! You should watch his "toilet flange" repair video!

[@Charles-rg2te]

This is the first time I have seen this guy ! He's a genius! Laughed so hard!!

[@nenaelliott8058]

Mark Polio, you're a funny man. Thanks for sharing

[@deborahcho1084]

He looks like handsome squidward

[@blizteredthumbs7911]

Never seen him before. Definitely funny!

[@junecroft2741]

He's hysterical

[@84Shadows]

This guy’s awesome

[@southgeorgiacousin]

Too funny! 😂 thanks I needed that!

[@judymcvey9005]

Pushing the tophat, rewinding the music tape. He is GREAT!

[@oldieman730]

Very funny, I got lots of laughs, thank you

[@luckytahlula6515]

I enjoyed the show. Will be on the look out for Marty. Very funny man.

[@JOMOPressureWash]

I think the brilliance of this is that he can say all this hilarious stuff and not crack a smile, that’s talent! Second time watching the special end that is a super rarity for me

[@MelRevoldt]

Never thought of being pregnant as "someone living inside of you" until now 🤣🤣🤣 idk why but it just hits different from "something growing inside of you"

[@jg6506]

4:44 🤣 hold the book to your face 🤣🤣

[@mythosallen32]

This was excellent. He's up there with Erskine and Zany.

[@MediaLieDetector]

Bravo! Very good set. Interrupted my face workout. 😂😂😂

[@mathemagician81]

I love the part where he was rewinding the tape. Too bad a lot of the younger audience would not understand that part

[@rebeccav9969]

Hat trick was GREAT!

[@wakdout2000]

This guy is really funny!!

[@gaetanomontante5161]

I love how you look the part Marty. Great gig.

[@ezpz88]

love this guy, but I kept thinking that somehow near the end of his act he would pull out that King of Clubs and four of diamonds

[@viveknaik001]

me too haha

[@batya7]

This guy is GREAT!

[@JOMOPressureWash]

Bro, that hat trick was so so so fire

[@judithmiller7003]

This is the funniest guy yet

[@eddiegazeta4203]

Great delivery and style! He’s funny!

[@Because7-8-9]

The best magic show I have ever seen in my life!

[@williamgallaher4566]

Great show thank you very much.

[@Jenniemorgan7]

Yup. These were nice!!

[@globetrekker86]

“Buff the Dog as ‘Scud’.” I find it fascinating how showbiz animals are able to catch on and distinguish between their two personas, onscreen and off. Some of my favorites are: Rhett the dog as Oscar (Curb Your Enthusiasm) Tyler as Kitty Kitty (War of the Roses) Chris as Beethoven the dog Moose as Eddie (Frazier)

[@claudiahavelevitch5015]

I really laffed -what fun … 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣