The Sickest Burns From 7 Seasons of Veep

[@zacharysuero9012]

In the finale, Selena and Uncle Jeff both yell at Jonah simultaneously, so the specific insults are hard to hear. But Selena says “I’m giving you a chance to be remembered for something other than the syndrome they name after you when they cut open your corpse to figure out what the fuck you were” and I think it’s the best insult of the entire show.

[@sk8ingcoach1]

" I will have the IRS crawl so far up your husbands colon, he's gonna wish THE ONLY thing they find is MORE CANCER"

[@gregthebaritone]

Okey-dokey, Annie Oakley

[@NocturnalOtaku]

“You are the world’s largest single-celled organism” was always my favorite.

[@Xone9]

The sickest burns are Amy calling Jonah the "monument to vaginal dryness", and pretty much every word out of Uncle Jeff's mouth.

[@trojanpony]

“I will destroy you in ways that are so creative they will honor me for it at the Kennedy Center.” -Selina Meyer, soothsayer

[@HelloHello-tm7uc]

*Selina Meh

[@camilamedici7460]

im not american, so can someone, please, explain me this joke? haha

[@trojanpony]

Camila Medici The Kennedy Center awards are considered one of the highest awards American civilians can receive, often going to actors, musicians, artists, and philanthropists who have a long track record of achievement. Ironically, Julia Louis-Dreyfus was in fact honored with the Mark Twain Prize at the Kennedy Center.

[@shofik558]

I deid when jonah tried to repeat it.

[@joelgustafson8283]

My favorite was when she said something along the lines of: "I'll shove the IRS so far up your husband's ass that you'll pray that the ONLY thing they find is more cancer!"

[@vincentpadovano7855]

Uncle Jeff with his laugh kills me all the time..

[@justintran5053]

Surprised they didnt use the croissant joke. There were levels to that joke

[@dcxdawn7541]

Well. Cuz it doesn't do the job, and it would make a fucking mess.

[@Jude74]

Jolly Green Jizz Face

[@kentara_excelsior]

Justin Tran That croissant joke is legend- wait for it DARY.

[@Simon-zq9cw]

Selena Meh is such a simple line but I am literally dying of laughter

[@Aced84]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@msnogueres]

How come they didn't put in the "Tell hum how slow you are Will" "I am as slow as a detective trying to solve the murder of young black man in Mississipi"

[@pele7208]

That's not season 7 but one of the best.

[@gregthebaritone]

@@pele7208 Reread the title -- it's not "The Sickest Burns from Season 7"

[@benjespina]

@@pele7208 a lot of these arent from season 7. The nicknames definitely werent from 7.

[@ms.rstake_1211]

This show deserves all the awards.

[@Lubbylove89]

Julia Louis Dreyfus deserves every award she's ever received. These lines are hysterical but the way this cast delivers them is brilliant. "You're Mark David Chapman's bullet." Damn these writers were good.

[@benkata]

"Your Mark David Chapman's bullet" - bwahahahahaha

[@jonnipannekoek1959]

"Selina Meh"

[@baljj]

"Don't talk, don't stay, you need to f*** off and go back to west world" - I cannot handle how much I'll miss this show.

[@M24071]

"unstable piece of human scaffolding " is my favorite

[@nix2747]

No one comes for Sue!

[@patriciaa4451]

I will always enjoy "He's very mediocre. Of all the ocres he's the mediest"

[@jamesmarie]

This show is just brilliant, period. I am jealous of the person who have just discovered this show for the first time.

[@ben6993]

I’ve binged The Thick of It so many times, I’ve heard this is basically the US version. Hopefully it’s as good 😁

[@jesscarter6504]

Well, James... you're lookin at her... wasnt a HUGE fan of Seinfeld... but I've only watched the bloopers of VEEP... FUCK ALL HYSTERICAL!!!

[@jaymac7349]

“3 fux… You’re out!” 😂

[@gregthebaritone]

I never understood why Furlong's Grimace rant didn't get more attention.

[@pipertarver1852]

Furlong was Savage 😂😂😂

[@PluralArch]

Hyperventilation-laughing at the "teenage runaway" line. Yep--straight to hell for me.

[@MaxWang]

The sickest joke on this show which is not in this video is the one about a Mississippi detective. It's so inappropriate I'm not even quoting it here...

[@thelastattempt666]

Game of thrones ruined its ending The true HBO show that receives a farewell standing ovation is this one: Veep > Game of Thrones

[@bewareofthewombat]

Fuck off with the attention-seeking you absolute twat

[@walkz007]

Facts

[@walkz007]

@@bewareofthewombat the fuck is your prkblem

[@jackaustin5423]

No the last 2 seasons of this went way downhill too

[@julianellsworth7889]

VEEP had a terrible last season as well... Let's just hope Barry and WestWorld don't suffer the same fate

[@kombatqueen5068]

haha this video could easily be more than an hour long 😂😂such hilarious and witty writing

[@vcharlesbenjamin]

I’m gonna miss this show so much

[@bernardthomas6232]

Garfunkel's roadie 😂

[@decadencewhimsyandsarcasm]

You pretty much need to do a dozen+ of these, going by either the character giving them, or better the character they’re directed at

[@jualiet2212]

nothing will ever come close to this:(

[@bomapdich]

The insults and writing in this show truly blow my mind. How the fuck did they even come up with these

[@stephaniehenry5617]

Love, love, love this show. I hate to see it end.

[@amanidiotdo]

This video just makes me so happy and sad because I miss them so much already

[@jchaitanyareddy]

This compilation could easily extend to a mini series 😂🤣

[@dha6232]

Way too many omissions. How do you leave out "Jolly Green Jizzface?"

[@Sixstringman]

The Cloud Botherer

[@deadprecedents1]

Holy shit I need to start watching Veep

[@sirg-had8821]

Uncle Jeff is a goddamned champion.

[@NxDoyle]

You have to hand it to Dave Mandel and the cast, crew and writers of Veep. The final season was just brilliant. Pound for pound as funny as the rest of the series. And spreading the real-life executive cancer across several presidential candidates was comedic genius.

[@scotthutchison8699]

Great series. The end episode bittersweet.

[@aaronwhitehead2978]

Hahahaha. Brilliant writing/show

[@daisyq3418]

Great writers. So FUN to watch.👍👍👍💙💚💙

[@ejlare]

Where's "sentient enema"?

[@alexiatorrez7680]

Thanks 4 this video

[@pauljones3841]

All quality, but there was one in the last episode that had me truly rolling. "I have the heart and twat of a high school cheerleader who's only done anal". Ok, not an insult as such, but if anyone can point to a clip of that on here, I need to send it to as many people as possible for them to revel in it's magnificence.

[@justinom8188]

The last one was absolutely brutal.

[@tommyhill199]

Piss face? I love how lazy that one is. That and '3 fucks, you're out.' Also, these clips are from all over, not just season 7.

[@saladspinner3200]

That's exactly what the title says, burns from all 7 seasons.

[@SK-267]

Non-asshole and nincompoop are my favorite!

[@billermans]

Where is part 2?

[@kylamaupin9668]

Ugh i hate that it's ending

[@farmbrough]

You censored it? Do you not understand the programme?

[@passiveagressive4983]

Where is the Croissant speech?

[@causticgrip8329]

I just realized that she looks like Tulsi Gabbard in that red dress.

[@ted___]

OMG I can't unsee it now!!🤣

[@lilyzuber7334]

Don’t disrespect Selina that way

[@vincentpadovano7855]

Why bleep the curses?..

[@bobboo7929]

Tawdry Hepburn!

[@PokeSailor_91]

More uncle jeff

[@patrickfuchs6086]

Why would you put music over this?

[@anthonydargis4441]

No, Amy's ringo, you're mark David Chapman's bullet How did they write that

[@akhila3048]

Zach Woods ♥️

[@MrSkippingpig]

What's the point of bleeping this video?

[@passiveagressive4983]

Selena Meh😂😂😂

[@jeannettecampbell685]

Alot of these were from nowhere near season seven!! Some were from season 1 or 2

[@jbudlo2]

This isn't season 7.

[@bobboo7929]

Vp for vaguely personable

[@tommo9176]

Selina meh

[@hareega]

Looove Veep but thumbs down for censoring

[@chandlerjacobs1714]

Y’all ruined this with the bleeps

[@bringiton5282]

The insults lost some of their gratuity, harshness and inventiveness with the last few seasons.

[@maggiesinthemud5638]

You should watch the show it's based on. The thick of it. Or at least a compilation of malcolm tucker's best insults. Makes this seem like a children's show

[@jacktheladstevens]

Tim Simons (Jonah) saved season 7 from being a total disaster. The writers completely killed any likeability the Dan character may have once had, the season 7 one belongs on a CW show not HBO. Julia Dreyfus tried her best but even she realised how bad the storylines were that season

[@lexor521]

I don't think they're going to get a lot of fans with the Jehovah Witnesses all that foul language not that I care