THE SILENT HOUSE - Saws, Shears and Cleavers

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

"His joints are aching and his trapezoid is sore." - John Wolfe the Rheumatologist, probably.

[@KajiTetsushi]

"Trapezoid"? More like "John Wolfe the Rhombatologist, actually."

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

haha perfect

[@surpriseraisin5892]

Bless the comments section

[@KajiTetsushi]

Khajiit has wares, exactly! I'd look up videos just for the comments, especially when they're shaping up to be this hilarious. Which reminds me: I think I laughed too much. My hiptagons need to be seen by a polygonogist.

[@christinalakesmtv8898]

theres vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti

[@almondlattes]

I love how all these horror characters r like “Oh look there is a dead body, lemme just go on my marry way and explore this place”

[@PersephoneDaSilva]

Merry*

[@OwenGTA]

I hate when my trapezoids get sore. Almost as much as my parallelograms

[@bbspooks]

OwenGTA I wish the pain would get .. octo *gone*

[@Sverigay]

I had an infection in my octagons when I was younger and it was AWFUL. can’t imagine how your parallelograms feel ):

[@greywalker505]

Dude, have you ever had to get your pentagon removed? Ugh, that hurts!

[@zacranenearcaz7230]

Omg I’ve found you a long time ago I’ve seen this pfp might not be the same person but I’ve always seen this pfp pick a couple of years back just nostalgic seeing it now

[@abdielbrayden3429]

instablaster...

[@NotAquesart]

"This vent sucks!" Actually, it blows!

[@xXxKHxXxAngelxXx]

*ba dum tiss*

[@aniar4202]

Nice. :D :D

[@em_birch]

Hey. That was really great.

[@lucaslayton3974]

What's the difference?

[@em_birch]

@@lucaslayton3974 They meant literally blow, not "blow" in the oral sex sense. Air vents blow out air. That's mostly their thing.

[@quintonquill]

hate to be the guy that has to light all those candles every night

[@sellxtdn4628]

That would be a very shitty job

[@dawnwayfinder]

Not unless you own a flamethrower.

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

Pay your power bills you won't have to.

[@callmeciara4232]

I love the genuine and non overreacting reactions. It makes the gameplay and commentary more enjoyable.

[@kylaqz6710]

Blocked doors - You can turn the handle, it still doesn't open. Locked doors - Try to turn the handle and it won't budge. That's the difference John :P

[@DrPonk]

Someone bump this to the top.

[@andyiverson4775]

Don't know what kind of doors there are where you live but here you can turn the handle even when they're locked because that's how doors work you know

[@TheArcticNostril]

Andy Iverson It depends on the handle. Lots of door locks prevent the handle from being turned, but not all.

[@urafaget5202]

Blocked usually just implies it's being blocked from the other side by another object. It should say something like "The doorknob is stuck"

[@DrPonk]

Andy Iverson Places where there are bolts for the door AND locks on the knobs themselves to prevent turning. Double security, because terrible planet.

[@cassandramae85]

This is all sarcasm. Welcome to my channel. - John Wolfe 2018

[@kayleenorton5335]

What time did he say that At?

[@tam-tam7098]

6:05

[@cherrydragon3120]

XD

[@cassandramae85]

around 6:05

[@yoteawhirl1987]

I know when I'm stressed and in imminent danger the first thing I think to do is find neatly lined notebook paper and write well formatted paragraphs then just toss it on the floor.

[@quintonquill]

the art style and motion blur made this seem creepier

[@ryanleatigaga7596]

Silly John! They were obviously talking about the half shark, half crocodile, half man hybrid drug dealer that was there giving his victims the goods!

[@csrph]

3 halves, seems legit

[@brittannyhandiboe9241]

I think you're right with the pronunciation of Krokodil John.

[@em_birch]

He is.

[@Theorida]

It's crocodile in swedish, but yes i agree

[@mcalpinzachary]

FL native here, can confirm his pronunciation

[@Brolted]

@@em_birch 369999

[@shropshireman9632]

Its the Russian pronunciation for crocodile, where the drug is from so both are correct depending on where your from.

[@beaum1921]

Hey John, I just got a major surgery. I'm really feeling the post-op depression with all of the aftercare and pain, and today was only the first day. I have to survive 11 more days of this. Your content kept me sane today, and I just want to say that I'm so grateful for your videos. Your humor and input is exactly the kind of LPer I love. Thanks again dude

[@Emzee.]

Beau M get well soon.

[@yvanrocher1782]

Beau M i hope you get better.

[@luazul_]

hope you're doing well!!

[@beaum1921]

@@luazul_ Y'know, I hadn't even seen the other comments or even the likes on this, and I'm glad I saw yours when I did because I needed to see it today :) I've since recovered and am happy as can be, thank you to you and the others!

[@punkuke]

@@beaum1921 I'm glad you're doing better! Lately I've also been watching a lot of John during a rough patch of my own, and his videos really brighten up my days and I'm very thankful. I hope you continue to feel better and I wish you the best!

[@nopetest7777]

The Silent House - Because Loud Apartments aren’t scary

[@element1111]

Apartment 666 was scary though, with the absence of breakfast and all

[@DisDatK9]

*BREAKFAST? TOAST? CORNFLAKES?!*

[@tarjet3867]

We had a good ol time in “Uncle Buhhves aparmen”.

[@cyiancefiction]

Clearly you haven't lived in an apartment complex with a violent neighbor

[@arbiter11171]

What about Silent Manors though?

[@TheDopeyElephant]

The drug "Krokodil" literally translates to crocodile, so it's a choice whether you want to say it in Russian (the origin) or in your country's language, but I'm sure its more recognizable if you say it in ruski

[@peterdaviesracing]

Apparently both German/Russian seem to get it from the Ancient greek word „κροκόδῑλος“ [krokódῑlos]. I got curious and checked.

[@niki45nk62]

Russian here. Can confirm that Krokodil or "крокодил" is in fact the Russian word for Crocodile

[@ezmkmone53]

Wow I just realized your the last horror letsplayer I watch. Started when I was 14. Now I'm 19 going on 20. You survived the let's play purge of mine congratulations

[@jessiefitzgerald4636]

Zydaking I started at 14-15 with Markiplier, then Yamimash, then Jacksepticeye, and now John. I only watch jack or mark if they're playing a game I really want to see and John isn't playing it, and I usually try Jack first. I don't watch Yamimash at all.

[@JoanCooperSnark]

same! John and cry occasionally

[@weeehh8131]

the only 'horror game youtubers' ive ever watched are John and Pyschadelicsnake, even tho snake doesn't do a lot of horror anymore, as every other horror tuber is soo cringy. like Markiplier and pewdiepie, who overreact so much its not funny

[@F2P_Tricky]

@@weeehh8131 You might like Storpey. In fact I recommend that everyone in this thread give him a try if they haven’t already. Super casual, down-to-earth horror lets player with loads of content to sift through. He’s one of the first ever horror lets players on KZbin, but he doesn’t do much horror anymore, a lot like psychedelicsnake. Despite Storpey having blowup reactions, they seem to be oddly authentic. He actually seems genuinely afraid of scary games and it doesn’t seem to be an act like with Markiplier. He’s also not nearly as cynical and critical as John is, so if you get a bit fed up with John’s frequent passive aggressiveness and smugness towards the games he plays, Storpey is your go-to. Much more complimentary and insightful with his commentary (well, when he’s capable of giving it, since he’s usually terrified throughout the entire game due to the games he gets suggested most often. Typically full of jumpscares because his community likes his screams lol). Also, Storpey’s gameplay format is similar to John’s in that he doesn’t add those invasive, childish and obnoxious edits like those bigger KZbinrs do (I’m looking at you, Mark). It’s just an unedited and uncut journey with him through the game he’s playing. He even did this cool little thing during livestreams where he would turn his donation sound effects into scary noises, so if someone donated him x amount of money they could scare the shit out of him whenever they wanted. Pretty fun and creative use of his reactions that I’ve never seen from a horror lets player before. He also started tinkering with a heart rate BPM monitor in his more recent horror lets plays. He also used it for some Minecraft streams iirc (because he gets scared pretty easily, even at Minecraft cave noises and creepers/spiders sneaking up on him). You’d be forgiven for thinking that he MUST be faking if he has such insane reactions to the least scary things, but as far as I’ve been able to tell he’s just naturally hysterical and it’s an absolute ball every single time lol. And on top of it all, he’s a VERY underrated graveyard KZbinr who needs all the support he can get. He has neck and wrist problems (not sure how they’re doing currently), so playing horror games is a bit much on him nowadays, hence why he doesn’t really play them anymore. Honestly, if I had to label ANY KZbinr I know as being underrated, it would ONLY be him. He’s such a blast. To get started I’d recommend his playthrough of “Inside” He’s especially hysterical in that one, lol. Really anything is just as good though. But some of his videos have hidden gems as far as screams go.

[@FunkyDReggsYEEEE]

I started with RaedwulfGamer when I was 12 and switch to John Wolfe when I was 18?

[@ghostieeboi]

Cant wait for Granny to get a Battle royale mode. Edit: holy shit, I never thought I’d have the most liked comment on one of Johns videos.

[@Rizlo123]

foxy the pirate this fucking comment is great lmfao it had me dying

[@jullevv]

foxy the pirate and don't forget grandpa

[@muzibal66]

HELL Y E S

[@Mendelew2]

in awe at the size of this comment

[@lyaen443]

I hope there's a collab with Granny and Grandpa. Granny vs Papi: Colonial Survivors *edit: I feel like this got liked by DTGA subscribers and no one else, lol.*

[@mattratt4801]

The title says Saws, Shears, and Cleavers. When it should say, BREAKFAST, TOAST, CORNFLAKES?

[@snapakistan]

I've seen that being referenced in multiple videos but I don't know where it's from...

[@JeanMarceaux]

Coffee, Cheetos, Chicken

[@galliumyttrium57]

@@snapakistan if i remember correctly it's from John's playthrough of Apartment 666

[@Safiyahalishah]

Fun fact John, during monsoon season in the part of the world I live, thunder does roll constantly, sometimes for hours. I know the game probably isn't set in an area that experiences monsoon, but you never know. Maybe it happens in other countries.

[@jjescorpiso21]

thunderstorms!

[@mochiyeosang1908]

@@jjescorpiso21 thunder in most storms is not constant

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

Um actually, crab arms don't look like that. It's a different type of crustacean. Uh, crustacea lobsterus, I believe, is the scientific name.

[@arshellnut2730]

A bloody full length movie? Yes please.

[@SilvarusLupus]

Someone's not watching the Danganrompa playthrough on the second channel. John's been uploading a movie each day there for 2 weeks now :v

[@flying_cowpug2636]

Well he doesn't put his second channel in the description and scarcely mentions it so I would really blame them for not knowing this.

[@lyaen443]

But he posted the first episode on the main channel, and says in the video and in the description that the rest is on his second channel. So, I would blame them for not knowing this. (If they pay close attention to John's videos, that is. I know most people watch other things on KZbin. Don't know why you would need to though). xD

[@bbspooks]

Caelan James lmao, John's one of the very few gamers I watch on KZbin. But honestly, I most click on his horror videos. So I woulda missed his second channel if he hadn't have mentioned it in one of the horror playthroughs I watched not too long ago.

[@orion8183]

SilvarusLupus Yeah, some episodes are over 2 hours. He and his girlfriend will start playing it again after a weekend-break on Monday. If you want to watch it, start now. The episodes are long, probably over 20 hours in total right now.

[@Mk.Shepherd]

The noises from this game are making my cat look around in panic

[@bbspooks]

protect the poor furrbaby

[@CB-vl8nt]

Lmao

[@LuckerStomp]

​@@bbspooks I deserve money just for looking at your comment as compensation for the pain I'm feeling.

[@bbspooks]

@LuckerStomp what? edit nevermind I don't wanna know. I have cats, I love cats. I think you should treat all animals (especially domesticated) with respect and care. So if something is scaring a beloved animal family member, I think it's pretty reasonable to try to soothe it. My cats are registered emotional support animals. I know that might not mean much to some people, but I try to be there for them like they are always there for me. I'm not sure what your comment was meaning but I just wanted to further explain what I may have meant as it was 5 years ago, I can only assume that, like today, I was expressing empathy for the cat. I wasn't implying the person was being abusive or anything. I just was basically saying "poor kitty, give it some reassurance that it's safe" but in less words as it is the internet and that was the slang back then to start with "protec." I'm 5 years older.... a lot has changed, not just my wording. And especially straying from engaging in comments. I was just genuinely confused by your comment lol. I legit feel like I'm out of touch now and too old to understand whatever this is lmfao.

[@LuckerStomp]

@@bbspooks Oml

[@mrmolo70]

My guess is that the character turns the door nobs and finding it doesn't turn indicates the door is locked and all the blocked doors do have their nobs turn, but won't budge.

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

Or they open a little bit but hit something. I dunno, that's what I assumed. I want to rename Silent Hill, Shits Locked.

[@tonizamboni7362]

the soundtrack of this game is pretty effective and really well done but it would be cool if just once in one of these types of games there was an antagonist that could actually follow you into vents

[@janetsparklepanda]

*poppy's playtime enters the chat*

[@DanaCScott]

@@janetsparklepanda and Nun Massacre

[@Tripp426]

What is blocking all of those doors anyway? Is each serial killer running from door to door to hold it closed whenever the protagonist tries to open it, just to mess with him?

[@BernicePanders]

7:00 - LOL, I got earbuds in & I coulda swore that thunder was happening here IRL!! We get those kind of constant rolling thunder storms here in Michigan several times a season, plus storms with thunder that sounds like rifles or explosions & shakes the walls! LOVE THEM!! ⛈⚡✨✊😆

[@chantedcolour4943]

It is so hard to find a youtuber who will take the time to really get into the story. Really love your work.

[@cosplay_trashcan_293]

Why are pixel horror games freakier then expected?

[@JohnWolfe]

Because they leave more to your imagination. They omit the finer details so your mind fills in the rest

[@CodeNameParis]

@@JohnWolfe mhm

[@LuckerStomp]

​@@CodeNameParis Bro said mhm. What a nerd.

[@CodeNameParis]

@@LuckerStomp you took 4 years english lessons, came back to youtube, opened a john wolfe video just to say that. gotta say i love the dedication! Good job! :)

[@LuckerStomp]

@@CodeNameParis It says 4y, which clearly means yoctosecond. Nice try though.

[@fushionf9998]

"Their flesh falling of their skin" -professionaldocter69

[@jameswent48]

Doctor*

[@Mk-et9gm]

@@jameswent48 it’s a name dumb ass how u gonna correct him 💀

[@shadowwolf1762]

off*

[@AvengedKyle]

Not going to lie, the last game you played was phenomenal.(The Night ripper.) Another great commentary, keep up the great work John!

[@AvengedKyle]

celvester allison True. Lol

[@mrdobalina1092]

thanks John, keep it up, proud of you.

[@hamesapost]

Mr Dobalina Papa bless?

[@aliupsr]

Now all we need to do is get Michelle to say it.

[@mrdobalina1092]

celvester allison yes but don’t tell anyone

[@bbspooks]

great moves

[@GregStenson]

“… Mr. Bob Dobalina. Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina.” Thanks for taking me way back with your username!

[@jamiefernekees5041]

And so, the rain continued to fall upon the silent house...

[@Wambli63]

At one hour and thirty-four minutes, this is better than most of the theatrically released "horror" films today.

[@nobody2996]

I think the big downfall of this game is that, aside from the art style, nothing is really done with the game. You run away, you pick up keys and once you hit a few buttons in a bunch of strict hallways.

[@pulsegamin4790]

It is a free horror game. It doesn't have to break the mold. Stop being so cynical.

[@nobody2996]

@@pulsegamin4790 While the memory of a game from two years ago eludes me, I will say that "It's free, thus you can't criticize the gameplay" is far more cynical than "This game doesn't really have anything to offer outside of the art style".

[@pulsegamin4790]

@@nobody2996 How is having reasonable expectations of a free product cynical? Do you even know what cynical means? This game being free is very impressive and outside the art style, it provides great ambience and sound design. The chases are well done and the psychological sequences are decent. Honestly, what did you expect from a free game? I really suggest you try looking at things with a positive outlook for a change.

[@nobody2996]

@@pulsegamin4790 But you're not talking about reasonable expectations, you're saying that the game's price tag means I should keep my expectations so low that a tame comment about the gameplay being pretty basic and bland is me expecting too much. That I shouldn't praise it for it's actual qualities. Maybe it is, I don't know, it's been two years and I have little to no memory of the game, so I could have been completely wrong, but that means nothing to the point at hand. I say I didn't like the gameplay. I didn't say I expected AAA quality. I didn't say it was a terrible game. I said that, despite the great art style, the gameplay/design is bland, repetitive (and I think this was at the peak of the post-amnesia craze where the indie game market was swamped with the same basic horror game with the same repetitive loop) and makes for a dull experience on my end. Your response is that me not enjoying the gameplay (and I probably disagreed about the chases and psychological sequences) means that I'm expecting too much simply because the thing in question is free, that thinking something is ill implemented is being cynical because it's free. Again, nothing about my comment implied my expectations were high or that I was looking for a reinvention of the wheel, it just says that I think the gameplay lacks substance. And now you're assuming that, from two tame comments, that I have a negative outlook on things in general. That's pretty damn cynical.

[@elliott7268]

@@pulsegamin4790 I'll just throw something in here. Coming from a sound designer, the sound design is pretty average if not sub par

[@justinlawrence8244]

well i could go to bed but john just uploaded a video

[@TrueDarkAce]

I actually saw what that crocodile drug does to people, it's insane what people would do for a high.

[@gwnnestella9233]

I feel envious with John's sense of direction in maps I always get lost especially when playing horror games

[@PixieTrixster]

I know! I'm so impressed by it

[@Linkfan450]

Man I would have noped the hell out of there after hearing those noises, and especially after finding those bloody garbage bags.

[@TheCrippledEgg]

Everytime John posts a video, a member from an endangered species is rescued.

[@lyaen443]

This is why I'm alive today.

[@Lah.Bone_]

So sad but true

[@xMortis]

Damn John, I already told you about this. I need the time to gather the snacks before you do videos like this, you don't give the time I need

[@Matthew-ll3fp]

xJasper SAME, but it’s okay 👌

[@benjaminweeks8619]

I’ve been watching these videos for years. Still one of my favorite creators on KZbin. I know this is an old video but these really hold up lol

[@datuhhhh]

I can't begin to tell you how much respect I have for, for taking a moment to discourage anti-intellectualism. Thanks for championing the cause, brother.

[@noonereally_3255]

25:06 "Big decision up or down? " *says it while going up*

[@sizzsoul7794]

i love how chill john is n how he talks while playin, jus adds anotha load of entertainment.

[@ilymamamoo1811]

You’re the reason why I’m brave at going full screen. You make me less scared :) Thanks, John!

[@hfric]

I love this type of games ... i mean, when a dev puts on him virtual constrains to push his creative side to extremes ... thing , those type of games

[@hudsonismyfirstnamecody1090]

“I think it’s funny how lot of people will quote you in the comments of the video they are quoting” - Me

[@hudsonismyfirstnamecody1090]

“ I think it’s funny how I quote me self”- also me

[@hudsonismyfirstnamecody1090]

“Me too”-Also me again

[@hudsonismyfirstnamecody1090]

“ you need to get off KZbin and do your homework”- the smart version of me

[@bbspooks]

"underrated comment"

[@Matthew-ll3fp]

Mind blown

[@lawgx9819]

John getting scared is like the awakening of jesus

[@deepalperera4592]

It's rare?

[@jadesmith417]

When you started talking at 48:24 about talking youself down, Alex Meyers made a good video called "What Really Ruined KZbin" and it talks in depth about how annoying that problem is.

[@spectre908]

One reason I watch your videos is because you're ACTUALLY GOOD at video games. It gets annoying watching other KZbinrs make really dumb mistakes or not committing to the game.

[@pinkiipinku]

Saws, shears and cleavers Oh My!

[@polakarczewska7428]

greetings from China guys, good to watch john's video for lunch

[@ftgwynn]

The thunder rolls definitely sound like monsoon thunder. It is so fun to listen to

[@rynepell3280]

48:27 and this is why I follow John because he stays true to himself and is only himself. Keep doing you John, keep it up. I love your videos and the way you approach all of them because you don't act stupid or like an airhead. Speak the truth

[@oren1305]

Edit: I made the mistake of replying before I got to that part. Someone acting silly might be their verison of being true to themselves, to be fair. I love John, I admire his intellectualism, and he is accurate in what he says, I just see so many people who hate on other Let's Players for hating sake; that's where my initial comment was going. I feel like some comment sections have gone beyond disparaging ignorance, and into personal attacks.

[@Bandicooch]

Everytime I hear ooze I think of Ivan Ooze. So funny you mentioned it 😂

[@BohemianAnthem]

I kinda slept a little in the end, but in my dream the your voice and the sound of the video were still on and we were watching the game happen inside the game. This was....an experience.

[@playcebovision5319]

"Someday you'll get a date" Damn man, I needed that

[@brittany6653]

Love that you got in the special thanks credits! I'm not feeling and found your channel just recently and have been binge watching a lot of your videos. Gonna try to watch most of them while I'm trying to get better, and your videos are helping me get better so thank you and keep up the amazing work!

[@noonereally_3255]

15:23 (chase) 16:16 (chase) 26:06 (scare) 26:39 (scare) 30:08 (chase although short) 30:58 (chase, but can be considered a scare) 32:17 (scare) 37:58 (kinda long chase) 41:39 (scare) 43:36 (scare) 53:39 (chase) 54:16 (chase) 55:09 (chase) 58:38 (scare) 59:00 (scare) 59:34 (chase) 1:09:18 (chase) 1:09:36 (scare) 1:09:43 (scare) 1:10:24 (scare) 1:11:55 (chase) 1:13:06 (chase) 1:13:58 (scare) 1:15:23 (chase) 1:17:12 (chase) 1:17:31 (scare) 1:19:02 (water rising) 1:19:55 (water rising) 1:22:03 (beatbox sounds) 1:22:25 (beatbox sounds again) 1:22:58 (beatbox sounds again again) 1:23:14 (beatbox sounds again again again) Keep in mind that i may have missed a few scares and found parts where it wasn't scary enough.

[@fikri4k611]

NoOneReally _ Thanks man now I know where is the scary parts is

[@LoveNathasha]

Much appreciated!

[@noonereally_3255]

King Tronadon i just watched the video then list down the scares and stuff then put it down here nothing really special.

[@charlottehastings4905]

NoOneReally _ thanks it helps to know when they are for certain people. Even if people do tell you when the chase and scary bits are it can still scare them even if they expect it

[@Kahotik_]

I can't believe this is happening on John's channel.

[@Asset80]

Speaking from experience you can tell from certain knobs if the door is locked or blocked because the handle would turn if it is unlocked but will remain shut if it's blocked. If it is locked the handle won't turn

[@DisDatK9]

I'm glad you said "It's not cool to be ignorant" in terms of math. Coming from a mathematician, literally everyone that I talk to outside of my work say "Oh math? Ew that's gross, I couldn't wait to be done with that." People fail to see the incredible beauty and art of math, and it makes me really sad, because it truly is beautiful. Also, it's super annoying to hear "That's gross" in terms of my career choice and my passion.

[@CB-vl8nt]

If it’s your passion it shouldn’t matter what others think

[@PixieTrixster]

I think math is so fucking cool, even if I failed in school. I don't understand why people fail to see how awesome it is.

[@LuckerStomp]

Your career is gross

[@teemoyugioh2973]

John: "were just hanging out with the crocodiles. Son, don't do drugs" In game character: I think I'm going mad

[@cyrushimz]

For a game called The Silent House the ambience sure won't shut the fuck up. 😉

[@lich109]

Isn't this the full version of that demo where the doors made turkey gobbles when you opened them?

[@jadesmith417]

How timely, I just watched you play the Demo. The chase scenes really got me. I like the Tunky style.

[@MartinRockstrom]

CONGRATS FOR 400K DUDE! :D

[@Luminousplayer]

now we need a Granny multiplayer update

[@cyiancefiction]

"This is scarcasm, Welcome to my channel". Yes, John is bountiful in scarcasm, his best trait.

[@AshlandLives]

I had the video in the background for a second and when I heard John say "I feel no fear" I thought he was boasting.

[@manofhealing]

Ok so John, I know when a door is blocked when I can turn the doorknob all the way, and hear it open, but it still doesn't budge, and typically, when a door is locked and requires a key, the knob simply doesn't turn all the way. Granted, I imagine many people don't experience a lot of blocked doors in life, it is still a fairly easy way of distinguishing locked from blocked.

[@Fernandinha-hl9qj]

Hello John! I just wanna say that I love you and your videos all of them made me start playing all of those horror games! Thanks for everything 💕

[@vangoghsseveredear]

"I'm a narcotics investigator. I'm 17. My voice is not that of a grown man"

[@nickgarcia1292]

When I watch John's streams I always think how I wish he played other genres on KZbin but then I go down the indie games rabbit hole and enjoy them as well.. he should be able to do both though.. y'all would watch other stuff too right??

[@9fthobo629]

He has second channel which may have other games, I THINK. Although the only thing I've watched on there is his Danganronpa series, which I guess is classified as horror. It's a good game though.

[@BlackRabbitKuri]

I love when John uploads long videos.. it's so cozy..

[@Farfalla17]

john you gotta play cube escape: the cave

[@barq_san7755]

Julia Marie and cube escape root

[@AnonningAnon]

maeverybakery And gotta consider he's playing Danganronpa as well

[@keemstarkreamstar7069]

He’s holding out on us.

[@infiniteammo6915]

John, why are you holding on us?

[@politure]

Jikook Harling more like Danganjohnpa

[@bbspooks]

37:17 had me dying oml John what was that?! 😂👏😂👏

[@GhostofGriever]

John, one of my favorite things about you is that you have a habit of mixing up words and sounds when you're speaking naturally (secret of the "urz"). I know you make fun of yourself for this, but it makes me feel so normal. I've done this constantly since I was a kid, especially when I'm excited, and I still get teased for it in my 30s. To see someone chuckle it off like it's no biggie is really refreshing to me.

[@slashyslasher1248]

John: Why are you always breathing heavy? You're alive because of me. John: *makes him sprint everywhere for no reason and got him killed on the first encounter*

[@who6242]

Anyone else still put "harshly critical" in the search bar when looking for Johns channel?

[@tetsmega]

That truck juke was the most clutch move I've ever seen

[@royaltylaine6004]

I love you John... I always get excited when I see you've uploaded and I've been looking forward to this one daddy for a while now!!!

[@cryptidmilk4074]

Love the quick slip-in of Daddy in there 😂😂

[@royaltylaine6004]

Rawrrsaur you're welcome😌😂

[@cleareyedliar]

please don't

[@LordHypnos4]

35:00 Jimmy Blackbourne and I don't care! Jimmy Blackbourne and I don't care!

[@dangbassist5225]

Table for 1... AND FACING THE CORNER! XD

[@RufasWan]

37:17 ...and the man ROARS!!! AWESOME!

[@HexBubbins]

1:34:35?! John, thank you. Needed this today.

[@rosalynredwood4542]

On a John Wolfe binge today!!😊 Edit:I needed that advice about not putting yourself down too much...he is so right.

[@Arm4g3dd0nX]

3:39 -"Why don't we just stay away from the green goo? Nothing good happens around ooze." Ahem. I do believe Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Rafael and Splinter would BEG TO DIFFER. Good DAY sir. I said good day! (Maybe Bebop and Rocksteady too.) P.S.: Lovin' the videos man. Really fun watching you. Feels like an adventure every time, and that you are chattin' to us like we are on the sofa next to you. Yay @ you.

[@Arm4g3dd0nX]

Hah, he mentioned TMNT later on. Oh wells. :)

[@josharpe]

Holy crap this is the game that made me find your channel! Honestly so glad I did decide to go and look for Silent House videos that day.

[@anonymousunnamed3026]

You're right and possibly wrong. Krokodil originated in Russia. In Russian it's pronounced Krock- o- dill. But it is named such bc it makes your skin look like Crocodile skin, hence the name. So I guess in English, it would be called Krock- o- dial? That is my interpretation. Take from that what you will.

[@projectOMA]

Pdx Paula - believe it's still pronounced the former in english. Watched a Nova special one night after work. Talk about a worthless drug. Takes addicts literally all day to make a substance that only gets them high for roughly 10-15mins and is more toxic, as well as kills, faster than meth.

[@DisDatK9]

You'd be amazed at what people will take to get an opiate high if it's cheaper than heroin or pills. As a former opiate addict myself, luckily I never devolved beyond pills, but I was in a community of people who would buy something that even the dealer didn't know was cut with (sometimes fentanyl was cut with meth, which is just a deadly combination.) Especially in Russia, there is a gigantic opioid epidemic.

[@nielsenth1801]

Pdx Paula I think it looks more like you survived a crocodile attack :/ www.geeksvip.com/g/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-do-krokodil-the-zombie-drug/5/

[@restlesssheep7156]

29:56 the same moment I coughed , John goes "excuse you".

[@LunaDelTuna]

49:47 Hmm, I can only wonder what KZbin Red series you're talking about with multiple youtube personalities "solving puzzles" for their survival...hmmmmm lmao.

[@josevillarreal3302]

babeeeee i scrolled down too much to find this comment...child we had a good laugh hahahahaha

[@pika026]

I was hoping someone would comment about this hahaha I already knew which series he was talking about XD

[@confusedaf1112]

@@pika026 what's it called

[@967patty]

My heart. I haven't watched one of your videos in forever, John. I missed them so much. I can't wait until summer, college takes up too much of my time right now.

[@priimovalentiino1640]

The way you mocked yourself is over the demo had me dying laughing lol

[@PixieTrixster]

Same!

[@eternaldespot5383]

Hey John, your The Game 2 vids brought me in, love your channel. KEEP IT UP

[@Light_Is_Rotten]

Nono, you are not wrong. I have heard that it sounds like "Krokodil"

[@Sebastianmaz615]

It's New Year's Day. Therefore most spirits were consumed the night before. Hence the emptiness in the cellar. Sounds good to me. 14:00 You mentioning the "natural light" made me think of the beer by the same name. 14:12

[@isabellewillhaveapicnic4091]

was just about to search for a vid of yours to watch when i saw you uploaded! nice timing, john!

[@thinblood]

thank u for blessing us with long videos honestly

[@venticuiliar9136]

This door seems to be blocked!

[@irusan_san]

And why do you think your comment is necessary

[@venticuiliar9136]

It's not.

[@ashleeyybeee]

Irsan chill dude 😂 don't have to be a dick

[@poudt]

This door seems to be locked!

[@lucywrightxx]

John: Complains about rooms with windows leading to other rooms Me: *looks over at window in my bedroom that looks through to kitchen*

[@lizzymarlow5208]

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