The Simpsons - Do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir?

[@kevinneutzling8267]

I used to wonder why comic book guy didn’t just sell it in his store. Then I realized he’d probably find it beneath him to sell the belt out of its original packaging.

[@viksaggu9085]

He already opened it from its original packaging

[@AJTwo]

No! It's no longer a collectible!

[@supercooled]

It probably has meat sweat stains on it.

[@mar10ssj1]

That's a keen observation.

[@KingOfElectricNinjas]

It probably didn't come with any.

[@RilesMacca]

I love how the belt almost fits comic book guys waist, then it fits around barts waist perfectly

[@Ihatethewaythatyou]

Probably a function of the "quote unquote ultimate belt".

[@zerowing6031]

I had a friend in high school who was missing a belt for a week and was inspired by this episode to wear an extension cord instead. The funny thing was nobody ever noticed until he showed me on Friday.

[@Caledon91]

Thankfully no one ragged on his cord.

[@karsonkevin2]

Shoelace is the easiest replacement belt. I've used one when travelling when I forget to pack a belt.

[@thatfunkyduck]

You had a friend in high school?

[@Igarappappa]

Was he disappointed or paranoid waiting for someone to notice?

[@bmsuperstar1]

Wow, your friend was probably very popular, and a devil with the ladies.

[@nobody-tj1mv]

This is one of those episodes that you started watching and don't know where is it going to, and then remember "oh is THAT episode"…

[@respectedgentleman4322]

🥊🥊

[@Mayeur000Donz]

Yeah even as a kid I noticed there was a trend of Simpsons' episodes where the first 5-ish minutes would have absolutely nothing to do with the episode's eventual premise.

[@patrickcummins79]

Yup.. It was odd when I first noticed that as a kid/young tween.. I felt I had cracked the code of the simpsons.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Am I the only one who feels thrilled when The Comic Book Guy finally gets insulted by someone at his own game? :)

[@Gearoidmcnaught]

I know right he totally got owned.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

@@Gearoidmcnaught I love Hank Azaria (the voice of CBG). His fat college roommate must have been a real a-hole.

[@Gearoidmcnaught]

KenTerminatedbyGoogle Really, didn’t know that one but it’s good to know.

[@desmondciauri4616]

I think he is gay

[@Gearoidmcnaught]

Desmond Ciauri No he’s not but he does have a cousin named Comic Book Gay and second of all Comic Book Guy married.

[@tylerp3327]

The way Comic Book Guy was gonna try to make some sort of comeback twice but just accepts defeat lmfao

[@fattony9227]

CBG: I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt. Raphael: I see. Do you have a receipt quote-unquote sir? Best comeback EVER!

[@megamaniscoolrightguys2749]

I've always felt that Homer's personality in the first few minutes in the mall were somewhat of a foreshadowing of the infamously hated "jerkass Homer" introduced in the following season. Just look at the way he doesn't care he's hurting Marge, and the odd reason for wanting that ugly jacket.

[@RainCloudVideos]

It’s called flanderization. Over time as writers ran out of ideas some simpsons characters personality slowly turned in to their wacky characteristics. Ex: Flanders went from a do gooder family man in the early seasons who was also religious to being a complete religious nut in the new seasons. Homer went from being a relatable determined father and husband who could be dumb and act like a jerk but you could tell really cared for his family, to being a complete retard who treats his family like dogshit.

[@Gojiro7]

@@RainCloudVideos "a complete retard who treats his family like dogshit" ........so in other words, Homer turned into Peter Griffin?!

[@Tony-112]

@@Gojiro7 bingo!

[@NoRestForTheWeary]

@@Gojiro7 And the rest of the show followed suite. It went from well written stories full of heart and humor (filled with subtle homages to other works), to blatantly trying to cram in as many pop culture references in your face as possible for cheap laughs.

[@crypastesomemore8348]

nah the unfortunate end result of storyline exhaustion: the characters gravitate to their extreme features so as to compensate for the paucity of novel plots and interactions, yielding hollow, stale, and artificial constructions. The extremities of this form of jumping the shark are seen in unusual concentration in the Simpsons due to the show’s longevity- most others get canned long before they roll out 15 extra seasons of tripe.

[@Kas58223]

The rarest times comic book guy didn’t have a comeback

[@Kas58223]

SgtBaker16 what was the first time he didn’t hand comeback

[@ConordeSmith]

He's turning left!

[@dannythomas417]

Pamela nearly slipped into Milhouse.

[@maxhoughtonmusic]

Old Simpsons is so quotable "aaaaand it even has turn signals"

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

Hey, I'll trade you old Simpsons for my new Simpsons

[@matthewfinger2381]

@@Chud_Bud_Supreme Well, not really... Because yours is just a group of lousy passionless writers

[@mindriot91_96]

It also has a radon/lie detector, lol.

[@therealjcon]

​@@matthewfinger2381hey dude. He's ragging on your simpsons

[@jammesdean]

I love how the sign just falls out of the frame at 2:29

[@thebluefus]

Such a sad ending to this masterpiece

[@AEtrane]

"It's a tactical pants retaining system" Simpson's was mall ninja-ing before mall ninjas even existed.

[@MrBannystar]

0:13 All of the display tables are shaped like TARDIS consoles. Thanks for the constant Doctor Who references, Matt Groening! They meant a lot to me when I grew up watching the Simpsons before Doctor Who is as popular as it is now!

[@thompompey32]

If only GBG had some sort of way to sell the belt for a profit. Maybe in some sort of store...

[@Zorak9595]

You mean like a novelty store that caters to fans of sci-fi and fantasy? I don't know where he would find such a store.

[@Joe-ft4qm]

that would be highly illogical, as the average customer in such a store would have no use for a medium-sized belt

[@fterimage]

@@Joe-ft4qm whoa, a contextually adjusted simpsons quote, you must be a devil with the ladies ;D

[@squatchjosh1131]

Gomig Boog Guy?

[@bluegum6438]

@@fterimage I- well- it- ugh... I shall return to Reddit, where I dispense the insults, rather than absorb them.

[@GooseGumlizzard]

Love that guy's voice and how sassy he is lmao.

[@danielr3522]

'Tactical pants-retaining system' - aw man that's just too good :D

[@iryaniedit2317]

Don't know about you but if Comic Book Guy was a real dude I'd be a regular customer to his store

[@TB4000]

He exists and it's not as fun as it sounds

[@Imlaor25]

I’m a librarian so I know a LOT of guys like him. I actually knew a guy that looked exactly like him.

[@hdihiiehei]

I want to meeT an irl version of him

[@BelmontClan]

Anthony Ramsey actually I’ve met several a overweight black guy named Reggie was one of them, he lived with his sister and would always be at the library or on the bus, he would also always be asking for money but he gets a disability check. The city I used to live in had two comic book stores he would show up at them to get the free comics. And he carried around a backpack full of books and comics, he was great for conversation but his always asking for money gave a bum impression of him.

[@OnlySaints92]

Why does the sound the simpsons make when they walk together make me feel so good inside

[@juliusquasar1565]

The fact that the belt did so poorly to aid Bart against the bullies, should have been a sign to them that the belt wasn’t worth taking from Bart. But by then they simply beat him up and robbed him for the sake of assault and robbery. Hell, he could have just GIVEN it up willingly and ask “so who gets this?” and let the three of them fight over it.

[@dusty7191]

I love how I can remember a funny scene and think nah it won't be on KZbin then easily find it

[@Tony-112]

You must be a *devil* with the ladies 😂😂

[@typingcat]

I am a devil with quote-unquote ladies.

[@LookAlikeFilm]

Ladies in the Sears catalog, just like Moe.

[@WilliamStoneContentZone]

Damn Bart had a Versace belt

[@taylorterror4965]

Miscellaneous etcetera. Golden.

[@robbiemackay6736]

0:47

[@ilikecurry2345]

I never get why people say "quote-unquote blahblah" rather than "quote blahblah unquote". To me it comes across like ""this and not like "this".

[@Mechadondada]

The commercial for this Simpsons clip about belts was for military grade belts.

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

Comic book guys sigh is beyond perfect

[@incarnateTheGreat]

NO. RUNNING.

[@dannythomas417]

Janey cracks me up. Wish we got to see more of her, but no! Pamela likes to keep a low profile with Milhouse episodes.

[@rikosaikawa9024]

Oh wow I just remembered wearing an extension cord as a belt for a few weeks back in middle school

[@soko4710]

cool kyou shinsha is a paedophile

[@MsZsc]

What

[@Atan-ik5lg]

0:21 Me questioning people with Apple airpods 0:35 Apple airpod users

[@Toanly1990]

Omg I am going to start using that against entitled clients

[@princessmarlena1359]

Toanly1990 I did that against entitled customers. Got me fired, but it was damn well worth it.

[@tinclunge1234]

How random is it, Janie, “no running”!

[@B1az1ngSuN]

dude at the counter has always been a savage lol

[@fattony9227]

He really owned CBG. I think his name is Raphael.

[@hithere8753]

Hey dude he's ragging on your chord. 😂

[@retluoc]

In Okinawa, "belt" means "no need rope hold up pants". (I still can't believe that movie is now over 35 years old)

[@julymagnus493]

"That movie"?

[@RealCoolGuy]

@@julymagnus493 Classic line from Mr. Miyagi: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZ6Wmp6vgt-AoqM

[@retluoc]

Original Karate Kid 😁

[@robbiemackay6736]

1:15 i’ll give you four bucks for it

[@robbiemackay6736]

1:18

[@RichardTaylor1800]

Bart's kind of a tragic character. Poor guy gets bullied all the time, his best friend is a sycophantic nerd in love with his sister, and he acts like a hoodlum just to get attention from his family.

[@salg23]

2:35 in the Spanish translation the bullies reply “now we’re gonna give you your police”, which means something like “we’ll beat the hell out of you” 😂

[@Jacob-qr8pl]

Bart should have used the matches.

[@LordDavid04]

You know, Bart could have done more evasive action when he launched that "parachute" message.

[@Ferromexfan4081]

0:34 where the action starts

[@DarkKnightTrinity]

You know Bart gets beat up a lot through the Simpsons. Pretty hardcore for the 90s.

[@qty1315]

He got hit by a car in one episode.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

@@qty1315 Pfft, that's nothing. Sideshow Bob tried to murder him with a machete

[@qty1315]

@@Chud_Bud_Supreme Key word being 'tried'.

[@Chud_Bud_Supreme]

@@qty1315 Still pretty hard core though

[@SealAngel]

Tactical Pants Retaining System.

[@accountnamewithheld]

SPHYGMOMANOMETER

[@derewreck]

1:40 Sphygomanometer

[@pluckyduck11y]

Thank you. Seen this episode countless times, my familiarity with it reaching back decades, and never knew what the hell this was until just now.

[@derewreck]

@@pluckyduck11y lol its a blood pressure cuff

[@TSFboi]

CBG: has a store to sell nerdy things at high prices CBG: takes $20 for a higher valued belt on the spot because where else would he get rid of it?

[@otisdriftw0od_589]

It was 4 dollars. Dumb ass

[@EriPages]

He sold it for 4 bucks you dumb piece of shit

[@ddddd9665]

He was adjusting for inflation you stupid fucks.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

The way Homer treats Marge at the start is how merchandisers treat potential customers - not listening to you and literally strong-arming you into things!

[@ironmaster6496]

Yeah dont ask questions just consume product

[@tempestfennac9687]

No they don't. Customers love being told what they should buy. :P

[@LiamEFC.]

I do like comic book guy but he got owned😁

[@rileycoyote4924]

0:29 American consumers in a nutshell.

[@martincraw7698]

Homer: Wow, the worlds best jacket. If I had that I’d show everybody. (Talks angrily) Show everybody!

[@ironmaster6496]

@Anthony Ramsey Woah Woah a sarcastic KZbin user, You must be a devil with the ladies

[@matthewfermin8893]

"Woah, Woah! A fat, sarcastic Star Trek Fan. You must be a devil with the ladies." Why are they attacking Mike like this?

[@ROMANEMPIRE69]

Hate to let you down Casanova. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lw28]

Bart is dummy thick in the head.

[@Constitution1789]

Poor Bart. He's cute with his belt.

[@KairuHakubi]

That guy's pretty smug for a bald, sarcastic Charles Bronson wannabe.

[@Dafoodmaster]

you know, as a fat sincere star trek fan, i quite wonder which one of us does better with women

[@benoliver8152]

😮 😮 😮 wow 😮 😮 😮

[@rubik1771]

That comic book nerd scene felt too real now that I am an adult...and I have a gf.

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

Holy shirts. Who invented that belt, the swiz army?

[@144avery]

Toothbrushes are starting to look like that now though...

[@jace.r]

The fuck kinda toothbrush you using?

[@potaterjim]

Why was CBG trying to return an item he won for free?

[@EriPages]

An old trick he picked up from his own customers

[@FortoFight]

So he could use the money for something else. Money is more useful to him than a belt that doesn't fit him.

[@ironmaster6496]

@@FortoFight He could have just sold it on his store though

[@TechDragon1]

@@FortoFight Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

[@stevelovessialetsdance5966]

No receipt no reason return an electric nostrils trimmer 😀😁

[@dirtydan7574]

1:18 hauauaua

[@MrGab250]

CALL THE POLICE !

[@spikedpsycho2383]

Why nott sell it at Androids dungeon

[@chileanguyfleegman]

who said blinkers were Useless?

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

Sure Marge have a lot of emotional problems. She reject that on the others.

[@merickbrother2122]

I too wish to find the point where the show became very un good.

[@TiberianFiend]

There wasn't a single point. It just slowly declined after season 6.

[@ironmaster6496]

@Stephen Vojta There were still good episodes after that though, if anything there were signs. For latín América at least that point was when they changed the ENTIRE CAST of the dub for a shitty one (YES thats something that happens very often with our dubs)

[@DecepTurkon]

I do believe after season 10 it started to slightly falling down.... Homer Got more stupid Lisa more unbearable and so.... S11... S12...

[@liamnaruto]

Raphael is sarcastic guy name

[@llVIU]

ah yes, assault is funny, because he's just a kid getting beaten up by other kids... perfectly legal and fine /sarcasm This isn't funny, it's just sad.

[@Rejoice.]

Settle down, I see you are subbed to many edge lords, quit pretending to be offended.