the simpsons guys and dolls

[@tonihuang555]

You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!

[@pedrobakale7180]

so true

[@Watcher3223]

"Hey pal, that's *_my_* headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it."

[@martinchapman3522]

One of my favourite lines the Simpsons have written love how mark ripped on himself in this episode

[@sakemp3480]

Classic!!!

[@elnombredelarosa3167]

And yet he taught at Jedi college, where he was known for being unprofessional and threatened one of his students.

[@phousefilms]

"GIMME THAT KNIFE!" "No, it's mine!" LMAO! Why is that exchange so funny to me?

[@dayvin408]

"You're all talk, Hamil. You never even finished Jedi School." Greatest line ever.

[@mindriot91_96]

My favorite line.

[@user-ty2uz4gb7v]

"No more training do you require" Graduation complete

[@northwestf2963]

Ha!

[@sebastianhiscocks6220]

😂😂

[@gerardobecker3899]

Joe pecssi?

[@grumpyweds443]

In the commentary Mark Hamill mentioned that he loved how the writers made him a complete sellout. Pitching phone service during a play.

[@canaisyoung3601]

It was a sci fi convention.

[@stproducciones9140]

still better than what he did for disney

[@dukenukem42069]

@@stproducciones9140 congratulations for the most original joke of all time, you win comedy!

[@stproducciones9140]

@@dukenukem42069 what joke?

[@beanholder3634]

​@@stproducciones9140 heheh. Ture

[@samdiego1965]

I’m sure Mark Hamill was more than happy to do this episode. Voice acting seems to be his favorite line of work

[@martinchapman3522]

He is an amazing voice actor to many of us he is the one true joker due to all the voice work he does for that character

[@jongon0848]

He said he enjoyed voicing the bodyguard instructor more than voicing himself. But kudos to him for being such a good sport with all the star wars jokes and references

[@lking1540]

Voice acting is the only work he can get, he got type cast and was never known for more than luke skywalker, except maybe the trickster.

[@Beerbottles123]

It's very ironic that he also voices many bad guys with deep Darth Vader-like satanic voice. My favorites are his roles as Avatar's Firelord Ozai and Mr. Salacia from Metalocalypse.

[@LeviForWaifu]

@@Beerbottles123 Yes, Ozai doesn't seem to be a role that seems like him from the outset.

[@colinxiao644]

I dont know why but "Do it for your yoda while we serve out guests a soda" is such an underappreciated and genius line!

[@LordBloodpool]

It's the little things that make these old Simpsons episodes so good - like Loui screaming when his tie is stabbed.

[@MrParkerman6]

This isn't even technically "old Simpsons" as old as this episode has gotten this is still considered " new Simpsons" "new Simpsons" is ironically that old.

[@davegreenwood2528]

Gimme that knife No its mine

[@a54109]

But I'm just here to kill...

[@killermockers47]

This is actually new Simpsons lmao, it's just so old, that new simpsons is old too

[@mrbump28]

"these old episodes" man I'm old lpl

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

0:59: I love it when Mark almost struggles to continue singing. “Uh…and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks.” Hahahahaha!

[@milesknightestrada3286]

1:02: "Aaaand...all the other puppets?"

[@dzfz2100]

lol, in case anyone is wondering, the opening guys and dolls theme isn't actually in the musical "Guys and Dolls". It's the theme to "Hooray for Hollywood" with random lyrics put to it :P

[@chisbeybe6721]

Thanks 🙌

[@gpersefone]

Everytime I hear that song I can't stop singing "Guys and doooOOOOlls!!" 🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Chentzilla]

I WAS wondering that a bit, yeah.

[@OptimusPhillip]

I love how they even say "this song isn't even in the show" partway through, but people still get confused.

[@jalilmuhammad8270]

AKA a contrafactum!

[@moonleafteaofthemonth]

"And all the other puppets?!" Cracks me up every time, meta acknowledging all the characters in Star Wars made possible by good old fashioned puppetry.

[@Psergiorivera]

I like “Do it for Chewie and the Ewoks”… I mean what for? Lol

[@doody244]

@@Psergiorivera Because they were huge helpers to the Rebellion. Princess Leia never would’ve made it off Cloud City without Chewie. I also think he made Han realize that they needed to help Luke with attacking the Death Star in “ A New Hope” . Honor is very important to Wookiees. As for the Ewoks… they were key in blowing up the Second Death Star’s shield generator on Endor. Finally who doesn’t love furry creatures whether big or small? What 🎥 did you watch?

[@doody244]

George Lucas originally asked Jim Henson to be Yoda. However he was too busy so he suggested his chief puppeteer Frank Oz. A lot of fans were angry about using CGI for Yoda. Oz defended the decision. I agree with Oz. I don’t think a puppet could’ve done the great lightsaber fights with Count Dooku and Emperor Palpatine.

[@MasterL9]

The best part is that Chewie and the Ewoks aren't even puppets, they're people in suits.

[@cainster]

Especially since Jim Henson was dead. That would have made it a little difficult to do.

[@DonnaSCurran]

Very disappointed this wasn't in The Last a Jedi

[@greenEntertainer.]

I assure you Rey, singing a rendition of "Luck Be a Lady Tonight" is VITAL to your jedi training!

[@thewewguy8t88]

i am dissapointed this was not in the muppet show.

[@thewewguy8t88]

also he should have been graggling grysiwald.

[@PhoenixAngel429]

I would pay good money to see the sequels if they had this

[@always-steelers]

But this was the last Jedi!

[@EnigmaticNothing]

"No, it's mine!"

[@Pizzazoomman]

"Homer. Use the for-"

[@somerandomname3124]

"The force?!"

[@OceanGateEngineer4Hire]

"The forks! Use the forks!"

[@CayenneGaramonde]

"Oh."

[@thomaswalsh8726]

"Give me that knife!" "No, it mine!"

[@iren215]

This is the only version of guys and dolls I know.

[@LoganTocker]

Me too 😊

[@hotelmario510]

"Gimme that knife!" "Nah, it's mine!"

[@smohnjith9226]

Reminds me of: "Any last requests?" "Can I have the gun?"

[@jerrys5589]

Lol, this is my favorite line

[@CrashFan03]

honestly that bit sounds improvised

[@beanholder3634]

Little moments like this are what make the show so special 😂

[@sabrina63]

​@@CrashFan03Why is everyone on KZbin so obsessed with thinking every funny or dramatic bit in a show or film is improvised

[@dancepiglover]

I grew up with this show. This was another episode where I saw the Simpsons spoof something before I saw the original source material.

[@icaliver]

Catchy, no wonder why Star Wars is so popular.

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

It’s popular because it’s shoved down everyone’s throat. Look at how other shows promote the garbage. The 40 year old garbage that almost nobody wants to watch anymore. It’s absolutely ridiculous. 🤣🤣

[@englishpatriot545]

Servant of the living God shut the fuck up loads of ppl including myself watch star wars

[@Bluedino152]

I like the implication that all hamill remembers from the various star wars aliens is "those puppets I filmed together with"

[@ganados0]

"you're not mad at me are ya?"

[@dannytoeman]

I never understood why the head chef was also apparently the director

[@thrilhous]

It's to shows how two-bit of an operation this is that Mark Hamill is working for.

[@josejuanandrade4439]

That aside, did the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?

[@BTG514]

Theater doesn't pay well.

[@jeffreythames4307]

It's dinner theater, not dinner AND theater.

[@mikepachon5770]

-Homer, use the for... -The force? -The forks, use the forks.

[@dennisjansson6239]

-Oh.

[@masternoob9673]

Homer almost forgot he was about to get killed and thought he was in a movie or some shit 💀💀

[@AndrewChapman]

One of my favourite episodes of The Simpsons.

[@DonnaSCurran]

Andrew Chapman it's one of my favourite episodes, too. I rewatched this morning and I couldn't stop laughing

[@roberttreacy8271]

Same!

[@sebastianhiscocks6220]

And five years later I’m still laughing at it

[@megs8498]

It's a shame it stopped being funny

[@HC-cb4yp]

Luke: "This is a conceptual nightmare..." If he only knew what was coming...

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Rhapsody street kids.

[@Avenger85438]

Mobsters.

[@JohnDoe-vn1we]

Get the fuck over it you whiney little bitch.

[@HC-cb4yp]

@@JohnDoe-vn1we Over what?

[@davidhong1934]

I liked "The Last Jedi".

[@williamhadrian423]

"Hey pal, that's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak and don't you forget it." "You're all talk Hamil, you never even finished Jedi school."

[@CloneJFK]

I was today years old when I learned that the song "Guys and dolls, we're bunch of crazy guys and dolls" isn't actually from the real musical.

[@jeffreythames4307]

Oh no no no no no no

[@KodachiC]

Hamil literally said that here.

[@wongb316]

Do it for Yoda while we get our guest a soda!..... Ugh and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks... and all the other puppets!

[@RegentofArrako]

“DO IT FOR YODA WHILE WE SERVE OUR GUEST A SODA 🥤 “

[@keyanawhitely7942]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@RegentofArrako]

@@keyanawhitely7942 haha of course!

[@CrashFan03]

soda‼

[@Chentzilla]

They stole this rhyme from Weird Al!

[@rmkw4291]

1:19 I don't know what was more impromptu, the dance or the drum solo.

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

MARK HAMILL is Nathan Detroit PEPPER STEAK is The Entree

[@ddthewolf]

Hey pal, that's my picture next to the pepper steak and don't you forget it!

[@rixxy9204]

Mark Hamill is sooo funny in this bit... it's hilarious.

[@andyd3447]

I remember laughing so hard at this as a kid. Its still hilarious.

[@minxes69]

So no one's talking about Louie's tap dancing abilities

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

That was extremely funny.

[@ddthewolf]

I think I saw him in Rent, or Stomp or Clomp, or some piece of cr@p

[@TurquoiseStar17]

I like how Homer actually tries to look him up.

[@phenyol4069]

Wow, the last Jedi looks great!

[@danielabrahamraviv6558]

Disney Rocks ! 👍

[@philliesphan9364]

I went to a school play of Guy's and Dolls when I was around 7 I was so sad they didn't play this song.

[@danielabrahamraviv6558]

Share to them too! Consider and do business with Disney !

[@ianashby1449]

Yeah my high school put it on when I was in form 5

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

There are so many jokes here that could have fallen flat on their faces but the execution is great here. Suprised by Season 10

[@christco120]

It didn't start getting consistently bad until 2002 or 2003. I think I stopped watching in 2005 when it became clear that it wasn't ever going to be good regularly enough to be worth watching ever again

[@waeon]

Late 90s and early 2000s Simpsons were still decent, some people think that after the golden age (s2-s8) there's nothing but crap seasons and that's not really true, I'd say that around season 13-14 is were they started to have more bad episodes than good

[@thekraken108]

@@waeon I can handle up to around season 15, but that's in part because those last few seasons is when I actually started watching the episodes as they aired, and I didn't realize they weren't as good at the time.

[@DDRhappiness17]

Mark Hamill enjoyed doing this more than the Disney Star Wars Sequels probably

[@mcaddicts]

Give me that knife. No it's mine. Fair enough.

[@BenFleury]

Louie’s tap dance at 1:19 and Homer saying ‘That guy with the knife sure can dance huh!’ still makes me laugh to this day 🤣🤣

[@michaelklemundt7648]

1:48 I've heard that hurt grunt thousands of times in Batman the Animated Series.

[@skakirask]

It’s 20something years after this episode aired and I still quote those Guys and Dolls lyrics all the time

[@yusufbhaimia1987]

All this time I thought the first “Guys and Dolls” song here was in the musical, only realising now after 23 years that it’s actually a Simpsons original! 😂

[@benrgrogan]

Yep I went to the live show. I was so confused when it finished and they hadn't performed the song. It was only after extensive researching I found out I'd clearly just heard it from the Simpsons.

[@moimeme6533]

Wait, you mean you thought there was an actual show tune with the lyrics " _Guys and Dolls, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Guys and Dolls_ "?

[@benrgrogan]

@moimeme6533 My brain had filled in the lyrics as "Here comes the Guys and Dolls...." And I'd then assumed I couldn't remember the second line. I hadn't seen the Simpsons clip for a good 10-15 years but the hook had Nested in my subconscious. When I went to see the musical Guys and Dolls around 6 months ago - knowing nothing about the musical - I'd assumed the hook I'd remembered came from the musical itself, not a Simpsons spoof.

[@yusufbhaimia1987]

@@moimeme6533I just realised that’s the rest of the lyrics in the background 😂

[@yusufbhaimia1987]

@@sg-yq8pmCalm down, mate. Didn’t realise my comment would hit anyones nerve 😂

[@connorwood9211]

2:00 And the whole episode was written in reverse after that joke

[@dannys8014]

That's modern Simpsons all right.

[@diegolupercioavila6442]

1:36

[@christophermurphy1024]

“I think I saw him in Rent, or Stomp, or Clomp, or some piece of crap”. Omg 😆

[@sebastianhiscocks6220]

😂😂

[@TheGreenReaper]

Man, and I saw RENT off-Broadway, too! It was OK, kinda hard to hear some bits from our seats though.

[@ThisCharmingMan1984]

@@TheGreenReaper You think you had it hard to hear! The musical theatre society, at my uni, decided to put on ‘Rent’, but it was such a two-bit operation, they didn’t have enough mics for everyone, so, throughout the show, they had to take turns using them; which meant, for some numbers, you could hear a few of the actors perfectly, but then for others, you could barely hear the same actors at all, because they’d passed the mics on to other people. Not only was it technically a complete and utter clusterfuck of a production; it also unfortunately made, what is supposed to be a serious, & touching musical, absolutely fucking hilarious haha.

[@TheGreenReaper]

@@ThisCharmingMan1984 "I should tell you..." - "What? Speak up!"

[@troymcclure5612]

I think Homer and I have the same taste in musicals....none

[@anthonycastillo7134]

“You’re all talk hamill you never even finished Jedi school” 😂😂my favorite joke on the Simpsons.

[@davidmartinez3272]

I love mayor Quimby waving his body and hand at the song 😂

[@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985]

God damn we need more Mark singing.

[@milokt5391]

The guys and dolls song has been stuck in my head since I was a kid.

[@natecw4164]

Gimme that knife! *No, it's mine!* My goodness the jokes on this show used to come so rapidly you couldn't keep up.

[@PIXPromosMore]

"...and all the other Puppets?"

[@MrParkerman6]

*Muppets, yu dumbass.

[@wylde678]

@@MrParkerman6 He definitely said "puppets".

[@gidikalchhauser]

yrr a poupet

[@servantofthelivinggod6192]

@@gidikalchhauser All politicians and celebrities are puppets.

[@liberabold6832]

"Dad, what's a muppet?"

[@Jasey357]

Never understood why the chef was working his kitchen on stage left haha...

[@shorewall]

More like the place is such a dive, that stage left leads into the Kitchen. :D

[@hoztoventertainment5297]

I love that he has a problem with the show conceptually and the wardrobe.. I also love the exchange; "Give me the knife" "No it's mine"

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

1:56 *Homer:* Gimme that knife! *Louie:* No, it’s mine!

[@theodoretekkers]

"Give me that nife!" "No it's mine!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@stumarston6812]

Springfield had some legit theatre.

[@MrPRodriguezLEGO]

Use the forks XD hahaha! I'm mexican, when I saw it in spanish this joke couldn't be translated.

[@elixir123ify]

Si yo soy latino tambien, LPM jajaja en ingles suena mejor aunque en una version creo que decia "usa el poder" en vez de " Usa la fuerza"

[@liberabold6832]

"Homero, usa la fuerza... la fuerza de los cubiertos".

[@antoniomontero4989]

I always assumed there was a wordplay with "force" and "forks" and it was until today that I found out it was. Indeed such a wordplay can't be translated to spanish.

[@WillScarlet16]

Don't forget, Mark already sang and danced on the Muppet Show;

[@EccentricGentelman]

For decades I thought this was what Guys and Dolls was like, except for the Luke bit.

[@kenhernandez8128]

"Just be a Jedi tonight."

[@easydevtips]

Any mention of Mark Hamill reminds me of this scene

[@htasul]

I forgot how bloody marvellous this scene is

[@BeastWarsFan]

0:51 this was the moment my sister and I realized that Luke Skywalker and the Joker were one and the same. Lol 😂 BWF

[@thaddeust.thirdiii736]

He didn’t finish Jedi School. Even the mob knows it

[@starcxtcher]

i’ve had “luck be a lady” stuck in my head all day and discovering this exists made my day 3000 times better

[@ChrisManley1994]

“But I’m just here to kill GAAAHHH!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sillygamer2.047]

Lol

[@dmann5938]

*TAP DANCING INTENSIFIED*

[@oilybat3269]

“You never even finished Jedi school!” I mean, yeah.

[@MortenEng]

It feels like Star Wars turns into a musical. Hilarious scene and one of my favortie episodes. Way to go, Mark Hamill!

[@moimeme6533]

or _Star Wars_ visits the set of _Guys and Dolls_

[@Jomali]

Mark never finished Jedi school but Homer is a seasoned warrior in the ways of the fork.

[@abrahamramirez3980]

That caterer is one busy guy. Taking care of food, directing the play, and pushing around mobsters and celebrities 😂

[@nygothuey6607]

...And all the other puppets??? Little things like how he said that line is what made this show so amazing.

[@MELOMANIA-BAZAR8791]

The best musical all the time!!

[@senorsardonico6153]

One of the last truly great Simpsons episodes.

[@remoobko8440]

I hate geeks like you. THere are tons of funny episodes from the 2000s. Go outside for fucks sake

[@mckenziemcquarry9209]

As a kid I never caught the Hamill line about “We’re just a crazy bunch of Guys and Dolls!” not being in the show, so when I saw it many years later it was a shock.

[@Asukenick]

I'm not a Star Wars fan but I love Mark Hamill.

[@Ashguy733]

Aw you forgot the best part "Oh Fat Tony!" "What? What did I do?"

[@ShinRyojin]

I always thought it was weird that the caterer is also the play's director.

[@dontcallmerudy9044]

hahahaha this song oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, and the way luke dances lmao

[@KnicolewithaK]

Every single time I order a soda I hear this song. Every...single...TIME! lol

[@Wabin22]

0:08 the conversation between Mark Hamill and Rian Johnson.

[@thagomizers6329]

Lmfao

[@maxgarcia6231]

All things considered, Homer is a pretty tough bodyguard.

[@alanodonnel9063]

10 out of 10 for the knife 🔪 dance. John is old talk.

[@tatemick1]

Sometimes I sing this version and it's such a deep cut that I think people who know the musical will think that I don't

[@Corn_man_named_sam]

This is my favorite Simpsons episode

[@Robocoloku]

"GIMME THAT KNIFE" "NO IT'S MINE"

[@ianstratton]

I always loved Mark Hamill's high kicking dance at 0:27 😂

[@MushroomHaterProductions]

Mark Hamill: "Homer, use the for-" Homer: "The Force?" Mark Hamill: "The forks, use the forks!" Classic.

[@Pop_Punk87]

Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests a soda🎵

[@davidwelsh6655]

I'm doing a Community Theater production of Guys and Dolls right now. After one of my shows, a friend of mine pulled up this clip.

[@danielabrahamraviv6558]

Share to them too! Consider and do business with Disney !

[@valmarsiglia]

Lou's dance is one of my favorite Simpsons gags of all time.

[@michaelmythology]

This is a better use of Luke Skywalker than in The Last Jedi!

[@wanderingshadow1372]

Star Wars related thing: *exists* Star Wars fans: "hAhA lOl bEtTeR tHaN tHe lAsT jEdI"

[@The1uptriforce]

GRRRR!! give me that knife!! NO its mine!!

[@jamesnielsen8540]

The 1-Up_Triforce lol it's a valid argument

[@victoriadixon5521]

I love how Mark's voice is somewhere in between his younger and older self

[@houndsofroses3727]

Aww Fat Tony and Louie are like a married couple! lmao!

[@fifaorpro8890]

Let's be honest if we had to choice. Everyone would rather watch this version of guys and dolls. Then watch the Phantom Menace. And Hamil is an absolute god for doing this.

[@zach5539]

Do it for yoda as we serve our guest a soda!

[@antitroll890]

Louie has got some moves to be fair

[@javigurrol4451]

I just got the Blazing Saddles reference.

[@SRZ418]

I come here about once a month… it always makes me laugh!

[@christianlorre]

The library i used to go to all the time always had a copy of the real Guys And Dolls sitting on as a display on top of the CD area of their stuff. Having never watched the real play, it always made me think of this scene. I keep using the past tense because of covid, the library has been shut down for over a year, and who knows if it'll ever reopen. ☹

[@commanderkeen3787]

"and all the other puppets" hahaha

[@Chronoir3]

*You never even finished Jedi school* Lmao the burn

[@DrunkTalkin]

This made me shoot straight vodka out of my nose - r.i.p my nasal passages