The Simpsons: Homer joins a secret Society [Clip]

[The Simpsons]
-Season: 6
-Episode: 12
-Name: Homer the great

[@MrBurns-um2id]

Patience Monty..climb the ladder....

[@VGamingJunkie]

And then Homer immediately becomes number one.

[@MrBurns-um2id]

he'll get what he deserves

[@CrazyFreak714]

Hello, my name is mr burns 😃

[@troycaypsoborderlands3949]

MetroidJunkie i know a terrible embarrass ment for me.😓

[@dams6829]

Mr Snrub Ok Mr. Burns what is your name?

[@Casanuda]

Crossing the desert, that's a paddlin'. The unblinking eye, that's a paddlin'. The paddling of the swollen ass with paddles, that's a paddlin'.

[@Exedus20]

Jasper knows best

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Wreck of the Hesperus, that’s a paddlin’!”

[@diogeneslantern18]

I like how the grandpa has a Mason AND a Stonecutter card :)

[@lexy4983]

Enjoy being on the wrong team. You'll learn

[@SW-zx3op]

Also a Communist member, and Lesbian and Gay alliance (LGBT+) all these organisations were created by the Free Masons to control society.

[@DisobeyZOG]

@@lexy4983 ?

[@TheSeer33]

@@DisobeyZOG?

[@DisobeyZOG]

@@TheSeer33 buddy what’s with your profile pic ?

[@Ryandohc.]

I don’t know why but hearing Patrick Stewart saying “Paddling of the Swollen Ass” is funny 😂😂😂

[@vimgeer]

He’s really funny in American Dad, too

[@trisoniak5908]

With paddles.

[@buffabee9956]

🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

[@tomedy_official]

Because that's basically what all 3 of them are

[@princessmarlena1359]

He is blessed with a deep voice and a British accent.

[@indigoali5612]

‘Umm I think he should have to take a different oath’ LMFAO

[@ajvalencia5867]

Everyone takes the same oath!!!!!!

[@aintnoslice3422]

cuz he's already kind of heavy ya know...

[@_.YouTubeBad_.]

And he already only has 3 hairs….

[@eleanorhogan8643]

​@@_.KZbinBad_.Do'h!

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Is it still secret when every man of the city is a member?

[@WaymerBailslisk]

Thiago de Andrade l

[@Chiko-sc1gz]

Thiago de Andrade Yes

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Sierex Yet, they can know the group exists. Marge and Lisa know.

[@Lukeeiiee]

the people in the traffic jam weren't

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Lukeeiiee Maybe they are just passing through the city. But basicqlly anyone we know in Springfield is there.

[@ifound15min]

Honestly, I just love the irony of Patrick Stewart playing a character called "Number One"

[@scottythegreat1]

You have the bridge Number One

[@keithdoherty3178]

It's better than being Number 2

[@matt13r1]

Homer is 908

[@jaredf6205]

It’s funny because as soon as they said Number One I thought of TNG

[@ayeyo2711]

I was just about to look up whether number one was voiced by Patrick Stewart

[@GTMQ8]

“Don’t bother calling 911 anymore, here’s the real number” (912) cracks me up every time 😂

[@mrx-yj5wi]

I called 912 and the call didn't go through.....How did they know I wasnt a stonecutter?

[@MrElias760]

No you got the wrong number this is 91...2.

[@jcbreff1223]

Its 9/12

[@ThatHungryAfricanChild]

because its actually 716 upside down, only a real member would know, ive said too much.

[@vandarkholme4745]

because you aren't hooked up to the real phone lines

[@kmaz8329]

mr x yeajh.this why they say crazy 4030 Viktor.Greene.life.little.nemo.on HBO...

[@lmaolmao9713]

"Everyone takes the same oath" Man I forgot how funny this show was; every 20 seconds has a highlight.

[@hitthegoat]

Dude for real, it’s fucking constant. Even little stuff like Homer struggling to rollerblade then saying “sweet” just absolutely slays me

[@Sammy4549]

"Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!" That's my kind of secret society!

[@dantallionmccrews3822]

Nothing like real life secret societies. Last Masonic event I was at, they played mini golf, not ping pong. Totally different.

[@vernongomes]

This video confirms that Homer is a communist, but not a pornstar.

[@grail68]

"Cut the stone which obscures the light of knowledge... Now let's get drunk and play ping pong!" - This is the most accurate part re: Masons

[@katl1489]

Ping pong is code, watch Lolita.

[@arminiuscherusci4410]

@@katl1489 It refers to homosexual activities and child abuse. Pedophile use this term to identify and signal other people their preferences, also in the dark net. Its really disturbing...

[@katl1489]

@@arminiuscherusci4410 Yes I'm aware, glad you are too we need to protect the children.

[@arminiuscherusci4410]

@@katl1489 Fortunately more and more people are waking up, however, youtube is censoring all the information about that topic on a massive scale. They are trying to silence the truther movement.... Thats a real tragedy

[@mr.coffee6242]

So when i get drunk and play ping pong im a pedo ? Dafuq are you guys smoking....

[@xsailor85]

Becoming a Stonecutter, that's a paddling.

[@guitarboi9]

"I'm a chicken, Marge!"

[@darkshade2k7]

''I know, I know...''

[@mushroomhead3619]

Bwaaark!

[@innertubez]

912 is the most underrated joke in this whole skit lol

[@digitalsiler]

what does it mean

[@TheArbiterSux]

@@digitalsiler Dialing 911 connects you to emergency services in the US, so the fact that the 'secret' variant is just 1 digit away is funny.

[@marcpower4167]

​@@TheArbiterSuxand the fact there is a "better" 911

[@johnedelmann6711]

Also, in one of the first episodes of the show, he got the IQ of Bart when he cheated on his intelligence test, and Homer read it and exclaimed "912?!", to which the examiner said, "actually, it's 216."

[@After4th]

An early episode when the police force are focusing on the lottery, Wiggum tells the caller they dialed when wrong number. This is 912.

[@Underheaven8]

All you need to know about life, just read between the lines of the Simpsons series.

[@houseofmatrix6174]

They have predicted everything

[@houseofmatrix6174]

@Alex Vega the Simpson was honest never got racist vibe from them. Family guy is racist

[@Mike-zy8in]

Utube are you a good person by living waters

[@TheMrmatthewparker]

@Alex Vega dude stfu you’re not Jordan Peterson on quora

[@JohnDoe-er2zt]

There people hidden from public

[@tomedy_official]

he falls throw 5 floors, and he worries about his blind fold lol

[@kisbie]

I always like how he does actually fall the exact number of floors Patrick Stewart promised.

[@Casanuda]

Yes, those are the jokes. Good job.

[@tribefenatic]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tomedy_official]

@@kisbie what's even down there lol

[@theodoretekkers]

Grandpa the president of the LGBT society?

[@Heligoland360]

Theodore Tekkers *LG society

[@theodoretekkers]

Adam Collins yeah he said gay and lesbian

[@EclecticoIconoclasta]

He is also a commie. In fact the pioneers of LGBT organizations in the US, the Mattachine society, were members of the Communist Party USA

[@Heligoland360]

Exactly Gay and lesbian society, not, as you put it, Lesbian gay bisexual transgender society.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Gay marriage is now legal in the US.

[@Stefano_Rodriguez]

"I think I have to do it again, my blindfold came off" That killed me LMFAO

[@mushroomhead3619]

When Number 1 turned out to be Patrick Stewart, I really thought he was sideshow Bob in desguise...

[@multiverse_curve4438]

I thought that too.

[@hitthegoat]

Why? Patrick Stewart didn’t voice Robert Underdunk Terwilliger Junior. That was Kelsey Grammer

[@mushroomhead3619]

I know that. But part of me wanted Number 1 be Bob in disguise instead of a new character

[@MegaFarah78]

Illuminati confirm

[@patrickyork1716]

of course matt groening knows about secret societies, i guarantee he's a part of it

[@anthrax6685]

Nadeer Farah stone cutters base off the Freemason

[@carlbloke8797]

Patrick York you're right

[@vodkaboy]

well, if Patrick York is guaranteeing it

[@joeorton1218]

☠

[@bifftop_johnny]

"I think I have to do it again, my blindfold came off" By far my favourite Simpson's moment

[@ryanhoward3383]

Of course you wouldn't see Flanders or Lovejoy in that organization.

[@Trudon]

Freemasons hate christians that's why

[@MrTyler7707]

@@Trudon honestly it seems the otherway around

[@michaelbavarian]

These were the times where they still were witty and funny

[@MrCrazyrob666]

Patrick Stewart's character being called number 1, love it

[@yosefdemby8792]

2:24 Castellaneta's delivery is hilarious!

[@josephjackson1956]

So basically the freemasons

[@derp8575]

Most people choose not to see what their eyes observe. Masonry is a sorting mechanism for New World globalists.

[@knightofarkronia9968]

The Freemasons are separate from the Stonecutters. Grandpa Abe Simpson is a member of both groups.

[@DUFMAN123]

The way Granpa responses with WHAAAT?! Just kills me!

[@chrisw6164]

“Hello, my name is Number One” I’m dead

[@dredgtones]

Basically the Freemasons. Which Matt Groening is a high ranking member

[@aaronbays4]

Gotta love Patrick Stewart's range as an actor(he was #1, just like in Star trek lol)

[@dannythomas417]

They've had a lot of Star Trek members on The Simpsons. Patrick Stewart Kelsey Grammer Leonard Nimoy William Shatner Colm Meaney

[@massivemagoo]

@@dannythomas417 Kelsey grammar was in Frasier not star trek

[@TerrenceNowicki]

@@massivemagoo Kelsey Grammer was on TNG as the captain of the U.S.S. Bozeman, a Soyuz-class vessel from the 23rd century that got stuck in a time loop for about 90 years.

[@masterfarr8265]

@@dannythomas417 Don’t forget George Takei

[@ThePatank]

also mark Hamill@@dannythomas417

[@re1010]

Theres a little joke there where he said he was a Elk and a communist, because the Elk's lodge has a history with anti-communism.

[@MikeB299]

"I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist. Im the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason... " Me, everytime I go through my wallet.

[@ghostsinthegraveyard5766]

I'll pray for you in the coming age.

[@texasbutterflyluv4999]

Reminds me of the stereotype of a frat initiation

[@larrybud]

Yeah, "stereotype"....

[@Hardrockfan21]

I always thought that Number One was Sideshow Bob, but it wasn't until years later I found out he's someone else and not played by Kelsey Grammer but good 'ol Pat Stewart :)

[@11Kralle]

#1s voice is much too 'throaty' for Kelsey G. (whome I like very much) - it must have been a native englishman like Jean-Luc Picard!

[@PonmonofNuggetor]

Funnily enough, both of them are X-men

[@dragonknightofamiraka3636]

Hardrockfan21 Pat Stewart is gay as a $2 bill.

[@apologeticfictionfire6873]

He's the chosen one because actually took the leap of faith. 1:55

[@numberrunner3133]

All these years later and I didn't know Patrick Stewart was doing Number One's voice....and of course I get it now.

[@Kimmybunny]

Illuminati hidden under humor!

[@stevenharvey9797]

This is my favorite Simpsons episode.

[@mauriciogranadatorres2507]

“Thank you sir, can I have another” lol best part

[@victoresquivel1735]

It was pretty funny when he honk his nose 👃😂

[@KnightsUCF88]

Just when you get into the episode it ends! SMHHHH!!!!

[@SageofSorrow]

john brown yes lol. I kinda zoned out and forgot i was watching a clip on KZbin, got comfortable...then it ends. I wanted to cry lol

[@justnoah2073]

Shaking my head head head head.

[@denisgauthier9191]

the Stonecutter’s oath is rather fascinating

[@derp8575]

Similar to Freemason oath. May the top of my head be cut off.

[@TheSeer33]

@@derp8575 more symbolic than real tho you’d likely just be kicked out

[@richard7645]

I need to join this "cult" very soon

[@otakububba8081]

One of my favorite Sir Patrick Stewart quotes: “Now let’s all get drunk and play ping pong!”

[@skatelife2013]

“ and now the final ordeal!, the paddeling of the swollen ass, ....with paddles!” 💀🤣

[@jimross3593]

4:16 so the Simpsons live right next to the nuclear power plant for just this 1 episode?

[@jimross3593]

>Pointing out obvious continuity error, since it's obvious in every episode they don't live next to the plant, based on other episodes establishing wide angle shots of their house >The fucking most obvious point of the context of why I said it >your pea sized brain

[@Jgrimwald]

It blew my mind too because it was such an odd joke for a one-off. Homer drives a big ass circle to park behind his backyard and Bart isn't at school just so he can point out that Homer still has the same parking spot. WTF?

[@benzo546]

i think the joke is that his parking space is so terrible and the lot is so huge that it stretches all the way to his house

[@mbwhly]

Mate you missed the joke. It’s ok. Just man up and move on.

[@DarthTwilight]

And this is why the Simpsons "predict" things. Matt is a mason

[@rizwanahmed1540]

Mr Burns and Lord Rothschild.

[@pcwc1]

Grandpa Simpson is a Mason i guess we gonna ignore that.

[@chaddy2409]

Low tier mason, nothing special

[@derp8575]

@@chaddy2409 Have you read the oath that first degree Masons take? Punishable by death. Having the initiates throat slit and tongue torn from its roots. The other day I met a man running for legislator. When asked he admitted to being a Mason. After telling him that George Washington, James Madison, Harry Truman and others were Masons, he said "all presidents have been Masons". According to Masonic history that isn't true. However Masons are not required to disclose their membership status. When I asked if he could show me the Masonic handshake he became visually uncomfortable and refused. A man running for public office won't disclose something as benign as a handshake, and we're supposed to trust him to expose corruption in politics? The Lodge is priority one. Above nationality, government, etc.

[@dunmegatate5778]

There's probably more to this episode than what meets the eye.

[@BobSmith-rh4mb]

dunmega tate they literally put it right in front of us and some people are too dumb to realize it.Crazy shit isn't it.You're exactly right

[@Electricshrock]

Remember how novel it seemed at the time when Patrick Stewart, then known only from Star Trek and a few films, all of them serious, let loose with this comedic voice role? And now how tame does it look in comparison to his Family Guy/American Dad stuff?

[@ChristianHegele]

Electricshrock I always thought it was great Patrick Stewart played a character called "Number One".

[@isaiahdaniels5643]

How does it feel now that one of his final roles was a poop emoji?

[@Electricshrock]

Brandon Burrows I'm hoping he'll live long enough to get some distance from that role...

[@carlbloke8797]

Electricshrock Amen. Me too.

[@gusatron51]

Brandon Burrows guess he went from number one to number two...

[@haraldharam9334]

Remember when Homer zoomed into Mr.Burns cells, and they told him the Freemasons run the country?

[@derivedcunt1814]

That was hardly a joke, very odd thing to say out of absolutely nowhere

[@Stoneman180190]

‘Only one Homer No Homers Club’ They always get this mixed up ‘Only one Homer? No, Homers Club!’

[@totowolff69420]

Stonecutters then: a secret society Stonecutters now: 3 blocks of stone and an iron ingot

[@speabody]

"And so forth" best line

[@vince1987]

In the "Did you know" guys voice: Did you know that the Stone Cutter's oath describe exactly Homer because it foreshadows that he is the Chosen One.

[@june2420111]

As someone with an entry level corporate job , I deeply relate to Monty here. Always having to put up with all kinds of shit from managers, coworkers, clients just so I can get my next promotion.

[@Oyzatt]

What do you do there 😄😄😄

[@princessmarlena1359]

“Hey, june2420111, come here!” **honks your nose** “Wank-waaaank!”

[@kelvincruz7851]

A secret society episode. A CIA episode. A Secret Service episode. Coincidence?? There's no such thing.

[@olenwilsonSF]

There sure isn’t… What will really get you thinking is that Matt Groening is a 33rd degree Mason!

[@kasparovthegodofwar]

Don't forget the fact that Harvard grads have been creating these show for decades.

[@zezan321]

Lol why people become so stupid 😂😂😂

[@richard7645]

You sir are a nutcase 😆🤭😉

[@darz-k]

@@olenwilsonSF Is he?

[@incarnateTheGreat]

I'm only realising now that the Stonecutter's leader's hat is made with a couch cushion.

[@finlayarmento1168]

Funny asf😂😂

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Sir Patrick Stewart as the voice of Number One

[@MutteringCondolences]

As a Freemason, I can confirm everything in this video.

[@xandrohattingh8679]

Mmmm a year later I see this is the masons not a Secret?

[@tristanband4003]

@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 I'm a Mason, and I can confirm this. Seriously, all we do is eat ribs and drink beer. Oh, and act like frat boys. There, that's the secret. You also don't need to be rich to join; hell, a few members are even homeless. You just need someone to vouch for you or have a parent who's a member. But yes, we also get all the same perks...why not?

[@pingo8010]

@@tristanband4003 someday when I will get rich i will join mason

[@jackl6928]

Counting system? Never heard of that. There is the word of a master mason but, even that is false until you join the york rite do you get the real word of the master Mason.

[@ellejae9832]

@Bella R Free masons use Gematria ;)

[@cartmanofsp]

“You don’t know what they do there do you?” “Not as such no.”

[@yoshpeters3079]

I don’t want to be a Freemason I want to be a stone cutter.

[@christopherweber9464]

Crossing the desert, The unblinking eye, The wreck of the Hesperat and The paddling of the swollen ass ... With Paddles.

[@andrewgarza6227]

Grandpa was the original meg

[@lucasmackey2808]

1:24 Patience Monty.. Climb the ladder

[@LiamEFC.]

2:58 why didn't this happen to lenny?🤔 he revealed the secret to homer lol

[@chaddy2409]

His father revealed the secret, not lenny

[@cartmanofsp]

It’s a secret

[@adminscamp2563]

3:19 Notice what written in the background picture.

[@MD-yi8pu]

Obstupui, steteruntque comae, et vox faucibus haesit. -- Aghast, astonished, and struck dumb with fear, I stood; like bristles rose my stiffened hair.

[@redeyedbandit1251]

The Leap of Faith is pretty much Ritchie's Plank Experience.

[@arabianmusicbeats]

3:15 the eye that is on the back or our one dollar bill 💵

[@Wanderer628]

2:59 has me in stitches lol.

[@Yabuturtle]

I wondered if this should have been the last episode or 2nd to last. It is so strange that almost all the main characters are part of a secret society that controls foreign governments, hides legendary cities and aliens and makes average people famous. And then it is never brought up again, even the other stonecutter branches around the world.

[@tizianovalicenti8432]

That's the joke!

[@Rockhound6165]

That's because Homer ruined it and they all created the No Homers Club

[@HyperGolem]

I like to believe that the Springfield chapter of the Stonecutters was just getting drunk and not really doing anything important.

[@kevinfinnerty5678]

Also Homer has been to space and used to be in a world-famous band with Skinner, Barney and Apu. It's best not to think about these things too deeply.

[@KatlukeHD]

It is literary Freemason

[@zapbranigan5099]

Indeed

[@dharmaram7527]

Yes, the free masonry symbolism is on the wall 1:08

[@Gushroom69]

1:39 Patience Monty climb the ladder

[@jackl6928]

0:39 he is a mason isnt that the same as the stonecutter = to freemason? So he is double the membership lol

[@chaddy2409]

Maybe hes in 2 lodges

[@joshua.snyder]

Mormon Temple rites to a tee.

[@azurephoenix6120]

“Welcome to The Sacred Order of the Mystic Scribes!”

[@thedeadender5486]

Wait he's a freemason

[@psuedomyspace]

1:05 The Simpsons predicted the Seven Trials of HABIT.

[@psychoboom653]

Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong

[@Mr.M1STER]

If Homer did live that close to the plant then why does he drive to work at all?

[@derp8575]

LOL! Good point.

[@bigbaba1111]

So many gags in these few minutes. 😂

[@user-xq1er2dt6d]

I think that he have to take a different oath! 😂😂😂

[@jordansmith4139]

I rather have JESUS than silver and gold

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Okay, Flanders.

[@stoundingresults]

@@ARedMagicMarker 🤭

[@ghostsinthegraveyard5766]

Amen

[@JesusMartinez-ry7bw]

the simpsons tells us a lot they've predicted events and in this episode they show you the secret society network. Grandpa is a freemason. look at all the symbolism on the walls! and who is # 13? the esoteric number

[@CarlosLopez-vp5kt]

@vgisgden treeloaf finally someone that understands

[@dajosee]

THE CLASSICS

[@MAel-qh3sn]

Only Homer can ruin every good thing that comes his way.

[@Legonathan100]

I just notice that Number one is voice by Patrick Steuart

[@sve5271]

Why are people looking so deep into a simpsons episode. It’s literally mocking you all

[@ched7]

whatever makes you sleep better at night

[@ThePatank]

this episode, the x files episode, and the one where homer has the sexy coworker are in the back of my head as episodes i remember from a kid

[@stephanieprpa630]

Does anyone think that the Stonecutter Number 1 is Sideshow Bob?

[@MrKing8050]

"I think im gonna have to do it again, my blindfold came off"

[@Jv9569]

This just further proves predictive programming. Just look at who owns the networks that produce these shows.. it's common sense at this point.

[@audreyharris7643]

This episode was make fun of the idea of a secret society controlling the world

[@int0the3p1t32]

@@audreyharris7643for sure. If anything it’s shitting on the idea that “secret societies” are anything other then the same oaf in middle management

[@hitthegoat]

Go away you Nazi

[@roddydykes7053]

0:25 so that's where the Homer as Santa's Little Helper's face meme was taken from

[@inferno9714]

It’s weird. You’d think Burns would outrank Lenny due to being so much older than him and would’ve joined before him. My guess is he got demoted several ranks.

[@johnbennett7628]

So this is what Picard does when he visits Earth

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

hey person scrolling in the credits let's get drunk and play ping-pong

[@payc4]

N.J.O Productions When i read your comment the leader said that

[@eaphantom9214]

It was all just a serious of humiliating and degrading pranks! 03:05 - Homers oath : My head to be plucked of ALL BUT 3 HAIRS. - LOL 😂😂 Since he has none, he's not so bound by the path after all!

[@theprodusa6811]

Lenny: WHONK WHONK! Mr. Burns: May I have another? Lenny: (Knocks Mr Burn over) IM DYING XD 😂