Hidden "McBain" movie secreted in multiple Simpsons episodes

[@drdeesnutts48]

I love that his partner moves over takes the shot instead of McBain and then the gunmen just keeps shooting the partner. Early Simpsons was in a tier of it's own.

[@thomasfoster7387]

in this gang, you own your mistakes!

[@imaramblins]

While McBain just sits there, not moving at all. lol

[@Donkeyfrog9860]

I love?

[@MrMapacheumr]

And all the different angles lol

[@plebjames]

Look up "kid spills orange juice" - it's the exact same vibe

[@shorewall]

I love how McBain is surrounded by good character actors. His partner, the chief, Mendoza, even the love interest. And then he is just a brick. :D

[@Pokeysaurus]

"McBain!!" "Yes?"

[@johnstaton894]

After watching a movie with Jet Li, Bob Hoskins, and Morgan Freeman, I'd say this has precedent in real cinema.

[@carlireland5049]

To be fair that was kind of case with a lot of old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

[@JimmyMon666]

@@carlireland5049 Or new ones

[@Mad_Dog_of_the_Regime]

@@carlireland5049 McBain is literally Arnold in his every movie, that man wouldn't be able to act even to save his life.

[@gitpusher2400]

That delivery of “I don’t want to hear it, McBain!” should have won an Emmy

[@SusieUndertale]

Eddy from Ed Edd n Eddy:

[@terrelltownsend8016]

The first delivery gets me everytime.

[@thatgumnutguy1781]

@@SusieUndertale”I don’t wanna hear it, Double D!”

[@billylee7398]

Oh stop talking crazy

[@turkishjanitor3666]

Hank Azaria in action, ladies and gentlemen

[@commanderkeen3787]

McBain perfectly captured the essence of 80s/early 90s action films

[@Ginkgobonobo]

Well put. The McBain character is so blissfully executed that it's almost a work of art. I was gonna be good and put on a meditation video, but I couldn't resist watching a secret McBain movie.

[@dusk6159]

Mendoozaaaaaa!!!!

[@JJAB91]

Truly a better time

[@jadedheartsz]

funnily enough there was a 90s action film called "McBain" that starred Christopher Walken(in a rare heroic lead role as opposed to the weird side-characters he usually plays).

[@commanderkeen3787]

@@jadedheartsz the producers of that film successfully stopped the producers of The Simpsons from using the name McBain. That's why in later episodes, McBain is referred to by his name Rainier Wolfcastle. Ironically the film McBain tanked hard and was never heard of again except when in reference to The Simpsons

[@jamishmcquo7590]

I love that the boss somehow survived a 50 story fall, came back to his job and continued to tell mcbain he doesnt wanna hear it

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

He landed in the fountain, that's action movie speak for "still alive". (In real life such a fall would still kill him.)

[@benjamincuevas9627]

You think that's crazy Mendoza comes back.

[@wallisbudge4022]

He has guts, no wonder he was McBain's boss in the first place.

[@gregbors8364]

Dat makes two of us

[@JonathanRodd]

Thats how much he didn't want to hear it.

[@sgc47]

for those unaware because of the age of this, the creators said this wasn't on purpose. It just turns out that if you mimic enough action movies and kept characters and names straight you eventually get a full plot

[@VegetaLF7]

Exactly. Parody each major plot point of a generic movie style and eventually you've made a parody movie. I love that it actually works out purely by accident.

[@brucedavidson9499]

I call BS, they knew what they were doing.

[@brianmayerchak1677]

Oh please, they keep the same villain name and continue the storybeat of his partner dying.

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

Stop talking crazy😐

[@FrostyGerardo-kr7xs]

Mendozaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! 😡

[@TheA8lee]

"We go by the book" "Bye, book" If I can use that line one day, I'll die happy

[@twistsnakeanklesvids261]

It's legit a great action movie zinger.

[@frenzalrhomb6919]

@@twistsnakeanklesvids261 Fantastic really. What do say? "Famous last words" or something like that? Also, I'd pay money to see a full, feature length McBain movie!!

[@Viking_Luchador]

The greatest Arnie line we never got

[@gezzarandom]

When I first heard it I thought he said, “My book!”

[@JoeSchmo758]

The second I heard that line, I immediately looked for this in the comments. Thank you, kind sir!

[@LukeFaulkner]

1:33 "In this department we go by the book" "BYE, BOOK" One of my favourite lines from the whole show.

[@daved1216]

‘’ In this département we go by the book’’ BYE ,BOOK 😂😂😂

[@hmvd22]

I like how they had the good care of making him flip the book around to make sure we see that his fingers were still in one piece.

[@ivanm10]

I like the MENDOOZAAAA part😊

[@TimlegoStudios]

By book 😭😭😭😭😭

[@canderoussnurd4265]

I think I need to change my underwear after this. I don’t think it’s on the pill😨

[@ikkenhisatsu7170]

I love how he consistently shoots everyone the room except Mendoza.

[@Diakron79]

They were protecting Mendoza. McBain had to shoot them before he can get to the big boss.

[@dragonmartijn]

Some were already dying by bullets BEFORE the bullets reached them. 😂

[@AlexZebol]

Oddly enough there was some woman in dress at the table, yet she disappeared.

[@orangejjay]

That's how we know McBain isn't a normal cop.

[@stanislavkorolev1803]

"oh mcbain, glad you could make it" 😂😂😂😂

[@stiltywilton]

"Come on, live a little." "No, thank you!" How prophetic.

[@campionpesate4647]

2 days from retirement, Live-4-Ever photo...

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Even then mentioning retirement means upcoming death of a partner. It's a trope.

[@commanderkeen3787]

Was Scoey trying to save McBain or was he just reaching for the photo?

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Let's not ignore the obvious elephant in the room, which is thw fact that both middle aged cops at the last last bwfore retirement and comedic black token reliefs are always the first ones g*nned down in action films from the 1980s.

[@markburke1396]

@@commanderkeen3787 I'm pretty sure he was just reaching for the photo.

[@LazurBeemz]

it's funny how this combines cop movies, Bond movies, and Schwarzenegger movies, into one big parody!

[@kricku]

Literally Commando and literally Dirty Harry and literally Lethal weapon and basically any Bond :P There's even a chili dog

[@ProjectRevoltNow]

Also throwing the bad guy and police chief from the skyskraper window was taken from Robocop

[@WanganTunedKeiCar]

The Dr. Freeze line was hilarious.

[@justcrowley1540]

@@kricku Don't forget True Lies, Arnold's Bond movie

[@XXL.meyer-blubb]

Mc Bain = John Mc Clain

[@socklock1957]

Episodes: 0:00 The Way We Was 0:23 Saturdays of Thunder 1:27 The War of the Simpsons 1:39 Last Exit to Springfield 2:49 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

[@GTA5Player1]

So a full minute of two episodes is devoted to McBain

[@Zach-gr4gh]

Appreciate this, king!

[@occultpyromancer]

i love how the police chief survived getting punched out of a 10 story building

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

Cybrog J He's fine. He fell into over 10 inches of water head first.

[@ContextEffects]

You'd need a lot more water than that to break a 10-story fall.

[@Nick-db8lw]

That was pretty much the joke.

[@ContextEffects]

Nick Poe's Law...

[@Nick-db8lw]

ContextEffects Sounds like a personal problem in this situation.

[@christianvennemann9008]

"Bye, book." XD

[@brutalbob842]

I need to do that to some of my math textbooks...

[@dwaugh2215]

could've done something like that to my essay

[@Ethan265Stapley]

C. Venom Doesn't he say "My book." instead?

[@christianvennemann9008]

Ethan Stapley I'm pretty sure he said, "Bye, book."

[@Ethan265Stapley]

C. Venom Yeah, both work though!

[@DarioDAversa]

I remember these episodes successfully made McBain awesome back then. We used to quote him in school. “Oh stop talking crazy” and “Ice to see you” all the time. That’s all he had and yet he was completely awesome in the 90s.

[@Kris_Aalst]

McBean, huh? So I guess that's a mix of McBain and Mr. Bean? Yeah, I can totally see that working out in The Simpsons 😄

[@bigguy7353]

Who tf is McBean?

[@DarioDAversa]

@@bigguy7353 McBain, that was a typo I never noticed. Thanks lol.

[@justanobody0]

arnold had a line as mr. freeze in one of the batman movies, which was ice to meet you I'm guessing arnold's line came first, it's basically the same thing

[@brianbarrett2487]

Ze googles doo noting!!!!!

[@floobertuber]

RIP to that paid-by-the-hour, rent-a-band viola player. Truly dedicated to his craft, he kept right on playing even though a gun battle was raging on around him.

[@josephjester4917]

Cellist.

[@floobertuber]

@@josephjester4917 I stand corrected. I was thinking it was looking a little small to be a cello, but that a viola is still played upright (which it is not).

[@MichaelSHartman]

A Titanic performance.

[@wittywarbler1117]

cello player :P

[@What-go8ng]

clearly a mandolin

[@dukenukem9770]

I loved that they secretly spliced a complete story intermittently into the TV episodes. That is very clever! I really appreciate this compilation…

[@XtremiTeez]

It was no secret. It was right there for everyone to see.

[@vietnamd0820]

@@XtremiTeez I never realized it til now and I’ve seen every episode for the first 20 seasons

[@davidanderson6055]

Well, there was something of a gap between McBain getting gassed by the finger food, and the one after, it seemed like.

[@ashgonza92]

@@davidanderson6055 you could imagine that he escapes and survived after the puff gassing

[@RaikenXion]

I agree it's actually genius, the storytellers and Creators of the Mandalorian series - Jon Favreau and Dave Filloni should use this very method to get around Kathy Kennedy, and basically secretly create the "Sequel trilogy" that George and us fans should have got. I'll admit it would take years to a decade but all they would have to do is secretly embed little snippets of clips into each episode of all the many spin-offs that they can make from their Mandoverse.

[@JLongbow]

I love the way he just indiscriminately kills not only the armed henchmen, but also the innocent Cello player and the guy who just wanted the cake. Lol

[@DimT670]

The women in the table also misteriously disappear

[@JLongbow]

@@DimT670 I can only assume the worst 😶

[@wasd____]

@@DimT670 Of course they did. You can't shoot women. It's a rule of '80s action movies.

[@Ratzmoonmopes]

​​​​@@DimT670Developers are bad and toxic for not allowing women to be shot that is sexism and it needs to end. I'm sick and tired of every single enemy in video games being male, it's ridiculous distracting immersion breaking unnecessary and illogical sexism and anybody who perpetuates it is bad and makes the world a worse place.

[@Ratzmoonmopes]

​@@wasd____Developers are bad and toxic for not allowing women to be shot that is sexism and it needs to end. I'm sick and tired of every single enemy in video games being male, it's ridiculous distracting immersion breaking unnecessary and illogical sexism and anybody who perpetuates it is bad and makes the world a worse place.

[@lincolnrafale4891]

I love how at 03:15 the guys are shaking when the bullets haven't even hit them

[@JoshSweetvale]

That's some animated acting!

[@AkiraHartono]

And at 3:58 the guys are

[@Asheen_Singh]

Pre-bullet hole jitters.

[@EXMachina.]

@jim hardy actually its an intentional joke that actors keep shaking comically even with no bullet hitting on them in action movies from the 80s and 90s like Robocop or Predator to name a few.

[@Mae-Muki]

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.

[@pablovirus]

I love how the guy at 0:51 was aiming for McBain first and the black cop simply got hit because he tried to grab his photo, and for whatever reason the bad guy simply kept shooting at him instead of at McBain.

[@MajorCoolD]

Target acquired! 'You were supposed to shoot McBain!' 'I MADE MY CHOICE!'

[@TransmitHim]

And McBain just sits there doing nothing and only draws his own weapon once the guy's running off.

[@Irish381]

I was two days from retirement, that gag never gets old! 😆😆💀

[@testbild7146]

He also shoots him 4 times in the back without changing his position thats some Robocop style aiming there. xD

[@j45002]

We saw the video too

[@ChrisManley1994]

“Ah McBain so glad you could make it, have a salmon puff.” “Alright.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arostwocents]

This was the best but in it

[@Romeoz06]

*eats* duueaaargggh yeeaaarrrrghhh

[@onepieceluffy7427]

​@@Romeoz06 Bart: there's one evil dude

[@Professor__S]

To be honest those salmon puffs looks iincredibly tasty..😂

[@davem1505]

"To human misery" is still my favorite toast.

[@federicoboyer1633]

To evil

[@redjirachi1]

@@federicoboyer1633 At least they're honest

[@kiriuxeosa8716]

Still being made to this day apparently

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Card Carrying Villain.

[@TJ1380]

Let's not forget the drug that is 10 times more addictive than a substance that isn't physically addictive.

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Kinda cool how they kept it the same plot. Not like a series of random scenes from a bunch of sequels. Real nice attention to detail I really wonder how they put this all together. Like if they wrote all of these at once or if it was done over time.

[@migueeeelet]

The individual scenes are simple enough that advancing the plot over time isn't that hard. Plus they also have the benefeit of being able to skip through massive chunks of the movie, thus not having to justify things like how McBain managed to get to Mendoza's meeting

[@LucianDevine]

@@migueeeelet Or how he fit into that ice sculpture, lol.

[@steverogers7601]

The Simpsons had McBain Family Guy had the Chicken fights American Dad had the golden turd saga

[@justalonesoul5825]

I have seen nearly all the seasons multiple times and I just make this discovery today, maybe ~30 years after my 1st Simpsons episode ever, I cant believe it =D

[@vmcampos]

I wish The Simpsons did this every season. 😞

[@pat2rome]

The mark of a good comedy writing team is when they put small jokes in without calling attention to them or explaining them. "Ten times more addictive than marijuana" is a fantastic example of this.

[@dripgawd1992]

I dont get it are you implying marijuana is not addictive?

[@pat2rome]

@@dripgawd1992 current research indicates that marijuana can be physically addictive, but so weakly that only about 1 in 10 users will develop a physical dependency. The joke here is that usually, those "[fictional drug] is 10 times more addictive than [real drug]" comparisons are done with highly addictive, highly potent drugs such as fentanyl.

[@hovant6666]

@@dripgawd1992 Do you live in the failed war-on-drugs USA or an actually developed country?

[@JCascade6065]

@@dripgawd1992 He is. Marijuana is not chemically addictive, it cannot create a dependency like harder drugs. That said anything under the sun can be behaviorally addictive. Gambling Disorder is listed in the DSM-5 (basically our big ol book of diseases) and I'd like to see someone ingest/inject gambling. So do we have potheads addicted to marijuana? Absolutely. But the joke stands that "10x as addictive as marijuana" is to say: not at all.

[@dripgawd1992]

@@hovant6666 Again i dont seem to understand what youre getting at. Obviously Weed isnt as bad as other drugs still addictive though.

[@cat_on_jam]

He just stares for like 10 solid seconds while his partner is getting shot and then misses every single one of his shots. Top notch copping👌

[@DG_Haus]

That salmon puff bit has never failed to make me laugh over 30 years

[@steverogers7601]

The way he yells after taking that bite lmao

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

The last time someone offered me a salmon puff, I threw him out the window. Unfortunately there was no gas tanker parked below so of course he survived.

[@whosaidthat84]

"That is one evil dude." "It's just a movie. Nobody is that evil in real life" *Mr Burns laughing at the dangling window cleaner* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kissme1518]

Then you need to digest some new material. That was the least funniest thing in the entire compilation

[@ThoroughlyBaked]

@@kissme1518 You're right. The funniest part is thinking anybody values your opinion.

[@BOABModels]

0:50 The coffee jerk assassin is obviously aiming for McBain but after he hits Scoey with the first shot, he riddles him with bullets and McBain doesn't even move!

[@MrBahjatt]

It also meant to showcase Rainier Wolfcastle poor acting abilities. He is just reading his lines.

[@bigbrad5382]

I'm shocked this isn't a 2 hour movie after 40 years of Simpsons.

[@BM-wh5qk]

It would have been so easy..

[@golfnz34me]

You wouldn't want the current Simpson's writers anywhere near that movie 😀

[@elliottbaker201]

@flippy5118 meh, it still had a few gems up until the 13th. Not constantly mind you, and after the movie, it just became what it is now

[@ProctorSilex]

@Flippy Sounds right. I lost interest in the late nineties and when I tuned in again years later I was more than a little disappointed.

[@quantumuniversetvinc.6117]

@Flippy yeah theres actually a handful of good ones up til season 13.. but it definitely declines sharply around 9 to 11. 12 is horrible but there are still 'some' really funny scenes. 14 and after are basically unwatchable.. i picked it back up around 2009 or so, around season 20ish, plus they had it on TV in the kitchen at work and it was just unbearable

[@AdmiralBurningskull]

"MEN-DO-ZAAAAAAAA!!!!" Underappreciated line delivery imo.

[@davespark10]

Oh i appreciate it 😂

[@galenkehler]

McBain graduated from the Calculon school of acting 🤣

[@BryonYoungblood]

And lots of passion and anger too!

[@ivanm10]

Best part IMO

[@Theothesleeper]

hahahahhahahhahhhaha

[@Mrreebo]

I can't believe I never noticed how well this all connects with each other. I wonder if they had it all written out at one time or if they were just building it slowly.

[@ricarleite]

It was luck, the writers didn't intend to have any continuity except reusing character names and models.

[@MrAppleby56]

"10X more addictive than Marijuana" God The Simpsons still has jokes I never got as a kid.

[@mikeohawk95]

Not healthy as marjuiana but addictive and deadly as cocaine, those evil aholes!

[@dancooper6002]

Its not a joke

[@jackbadley4890]

@@dancooper6002 They deliberately chose a drug with lower addiciveness to most others

[@dancooper6002]

​@@jackbadley4890 Weed is one of the most addictive drugs out there. It is Schedule I for a reason.

[@thorkillthered6595]

@@dancooper6002 It was labeled schedule 1 so the government would have a "legit" reason to go after protesters at the time (a lot of which also smoked weed). Weed and the classic psychedelics are not nearly as dangerous or addictive as things like heroine just victims of the times

[@odeleon24]

1:08 “stop talking crazy!” I still use this line after all these decades

[@danwebber9494]

I occasionally use “little Susies growing up.”

[@kornx10]

Good line to use

[@jackmunch6978]

Yeah, how could anyone think he’s not going to survive?

[@frank_from_franconia8751]

We have another meeting.. In Bed. Still an evergreen

[@scottdehaan5864]

I always wanted to know how McBain avenged his partner's death. Thank you for this!

[@thetrin]

My favorite joke is still how impossible it would be for McBain to fit inside the ice sculpture.

[@stacyhamilton2619]

Cold constricts.

[@nothosaur]

With the gun

[@B3nKen0bi]

The answer is quite simple really............. .........he's McBain

[@geoffreyherrick298]

And wouldn't they be able to see him through the ice?🤔

[@thumbprintn2413]

Mention that he gives arms to the Venus de Milo

[@ryanbarker5217]

how mcbain survived the salmon puff incident haunts me.

[@EugeneOneguine]

Probably with something like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/bKjCfpmFl5WpqsU without Homer interfering at the end haha

[@ryanbarker5217]

@@EugeneOneguine could be, but i need an official confirmation. i blame this unresolved issue on why i can't sleep well at night.

[@VTuber_Central]

its called plot convenience via "being off screen" ability

[@homersimpson8955]

Yes, we need director's cut of McBain movie to explain this, maybe with refined special effects, where salmon puff, puffs like never before.

[@vincenthawke8141]

Knowning these types of movies the salmon puff probably just snoozed him and he woke up in a super easily escapable trap where no one is supervising or confirming his death.

[@stefanssmellsvictory105]

I'm convinced that the entire cast of the Fast and the Furious series take their acting cues from McBain.

[@HORRIOR1]

0:48 Aims for McBain and then keeps shooting the wrong guy XD

[@Phinal_Flash]

And McBain waits until after his partner is shot multiple times until he shoots.

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Lmaooo

[@Shoundaime]

Do you realise he got shot from behind right?

[@blob5907]

hes black wouldnt you

[@rajput36000]

@@blob5907 i hate those black things

[@theyearwas1473]

I love that McBain is legitimately a mixture of Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Dolph lundgren. The fact that they did that makes me smile

[@newerest1]

Don't forget James bond with that ending song

[@nono547]

And john mcclain with that name. Inspecteur harry with the gun, letal weapon with his relation to the chief police.

[@jamesperkins191]

@@newerest1 I'm pretty sure the McBain song was sung by the real Shirley Bassey too!

[@robinpage2730]

The RoboCop reference with Mendoza falling.

[@FIREBRAND38]

@@jamesperkins191 Well, you're pretty wrong. Try Sally Stevens.

[@ZipSlipHollingbrook]

Scoey's death is the most hilariously tragic scene ever depicted.

[@josephjester4917]

Had me thinking damn that's a lot of blood. LOL

[@legitbeans9078]

Gets shot 28 times in the chest... Oh you'll be fine

[@ericniemann8338]

"Nice jacket Scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual." 😂

[@noblevi3623]

It takes skill to fire 13 bullets without reloading from a 6 cylinder revolver.

[@rayrodriguez2291]

Noble VI i know I'm the Master

[@BollocksUtwat]

All it requires is an editor. And at that size it would probably be 5.

[@aidenhaney1714]

I respect ur channel

[@AnalogWolf]

With modern editing techniques it can be done.

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

boy, i sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

[@swoophenry]

The Goggles! They do nothing!

[@crisrobles3425]

Swoop Opolous Haha, classic

[@blob5907]

****My eyes, the goggles do nothing

[@astoriaqueens6372]

Acid ?

[@megmucklebones7538]

Real Acid? 😂😂. I used to come back from the pub, sometimes, on a for day just to watch the Simpsons, man so so funny.

[@swoophenry]

​@blob5907 thanks for the correction! Ahaha let's talk again in like 4 years or something

[@tommy1gtr]

His "yes" at 1:06 always gets me 😂

[@xr4ti548]

"Ice to see you" Probably the only ice pun that Schwarzeneggar never used in Batman and Robin.

[@Reggie2000]

What killed the dinosaurs!? The Ice Age! 😮

[@thlifethlife-cf1wc]

"Screw your freedoms!".

[@ronoc9]

I love the idea that in the timeline of the story he's fired, throws his captain out through the window, and then is rehired.

[@reddieharris6368]

Just like Last Action Hero

[@Grf1556]

"It's ten time more addictive than marijuana!" I'm dead lmao.

[@0532MOET]

?

[@imaramblins]

Early writing had a ton of subtle, smart humor.

[@crappyatlife]

Marijuana addict.

[@doesitmatter9085]

Weedbros are the WORST

[@Grf1556]

@@0532MOET The joke is that Marijuana isn't addictive so something being "ten times more addicting" is still zero.

[@leovalverde1508]

"I'm two days away from retirement." CLASSIC.

[@nolesy34]

Im too old for this shit

[@danielstack4158]

He did retire............from life.

[@nuru0nuru]

For those wondering how McBain escaped from that salmon puff cliffhanger... Love Interest is actually hiding in the suit of armour visible at 1:42 and dramatically bursts out, grabbing and hurling the pike pole at Mendoza, who deftly dodges out the way and exits Stage Right, chuckling as he goes. Love Interest, still wearing the armoured helmet, stares after him and says, "Have a good knight, Mendoza," before throwing the drugged McBain over her shoulder and leaping out of a window.

[@TPRM1]

DAMN…

[@robmangeri777]

Well that sorts things out nicely. 😎👍🏼

[@MarvinPowell1]

But what about the "unfortunate accident" he supposedly died in after waking up tied in some elaborate James Bond esque trap? And wouldn't Mendoza have assumed by the meeting that McBain was dead by then?

[@REgamesplayer]

So you made this all up? Your humor fell flat to me sadly.

[@carloschristanio4709]

@Marvin Powell time jump, mendoza is now a senator implying time has passed. So this was a different plot to kill mcbain. Mcbain is probably off the force and living like the punisher.

[@narm_greyrunner]

As many years as I've watched the Simpson's I've never picked up on this. That was epic levels of continuity over a lot of episodes.

[@Kuma4ever1]

We can never forget. " On closer inspection these are loafers."

[@Cook-by-the-book]

Argh! “Well pardon us, mr Gucci loafers”

[@manplusguitar]

The goggles they do nothing!

[@elviakerlick1163]

@@manplusguitar "It stinks!"

[@kiwitrainguy]

"It was a Gummi Bear"

[@bradleybindle6428]

this movie would get 98% on Rotten Tomatoes with the Critics Consensus being "A well-directed meditation of violence that presents an eye-opening account of the drug trade"

[@grantbarday5760]

I am here from the year 2023. This movie would have horrible critic scores due to the movie being called “fat phobic” and “homophobic” on the grounds that it’s a fit and straight movie character. Audiences would say it’s a decent movie though, due to good action scenes, purposefully cheesy comedy, and a telling tale of revenge.

[@louis922]

​@@grantbarday5760 delusional

[@sootysoor]

@@grantbarday5760 truthful

[@wilcee238]

@Grant Barday cool story lady. Hey isn’t the John Wick franchise with fit and straight Keanu Reeves on its 4th movie? Moving on.

[@Motorata661]

@@grantbarday5760 When something like this happened?

[@SevenCompleted]

"bye book" is still one of the funniest lines in the entire series

[@DothFrmBBL]

Spihk heart bust!? Spihk heart bust can you tell Sarah from the holy Bible that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother told a Cranston server cop that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother's little brother Spit in a drink and Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother drank the drink that Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother little brother Spit in and Zumo's brother's bathroom doorway dad's brother's look alike's brother told the Cranston Server Police!!!!¡!!!!!

[@Rodeorigo]

Did someone see Wolfcastle coming out of the sculpture saying "Ice to see you", and think to themselves, "I think Arnold Schwarzenegger would be great as Mr. Freeze; would really do all the one million ice puns I've written for the Batman and Robin movie justice!" Because I think that's what happend.

[@SuperTed19021]

Interviewer: "How do you sleep at night?". Arnie: "On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies."

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@SuperTed19021 Homer: "On a big bed with my wife"

[@DuskBeforeDawn2008]

@@DonVigaDeFierro "I sleep in a race car! What do you sleep in?"

[@milesipka]

Arnie as Mr. Freeze was the only good decision in an awesomely awful movie. My favourite pun: "You're not taking me to the COOLA"

[@TheRealVorynDagoth]

Oh you mean the best batman movie? Yes.

[@RobinSwede]

Mcbain's love interests spawns into reality only at the end

[@nemtudom5074]

Them putting a short movie into several episodes piece by piece is just marvelous!

[@MaxsonAtTheFort]

Damn, Damn, Damn, Uhhh… McBain. YES? That part is just gold.😂

[@Bishop1664]

Best bit

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

I like that one the best too

[@davidpetermcmorris857]

Could be a homage to Rambo when Co dies. She’s trying to speak to him and just says “Yeah” kzbin.info/www/bejne/g6SWc2ZjoZ2aqNE

[@moasto02]

I reference the Damn, Damn, Damn anytime I stub my toe or something. Hah

[@qinshihuang8414]

2:29 always gets me how the dude instantly takes the plate with the piece of cake even before the other dudes corpse reaches the ground only for him to be shot down a millisecond later😂

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

The same could be said about the cellist who was still playing in the midst of gunfire. He was just a musician and didn't bother to stop playing and run the hell out of there. I also noticed some women at the party. Did they get shot, too?

[@steverogers7601]

Having some of that cake was worth more than taking cover lol

[@bshaddo]

He’s a villain. Villainy is his whole thing.

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

These little stories are typical of 90s action movies. Like the bad guy in Die Hard who is tempted to steal a candy bar from the kiosk.

[@oilersridersbluejays]

Not sure why the cellist was shot. Looked like he was just having fun playing cello. Poor guy.

[@ageinggamer3049]

1:33 "In this department we go by the book." "Bye book!" Classic Simpsons 🤣😂🤣

[@st.elmogeorge5403]

“Ice to see you” that gets me every time!!!

[@MajinObama]

„What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!“

[@OhplsAndrew]

3:15 guys on the right shaking before even getting shot lol

[@reallyharsh]

0:54 that's legitimately a great shot. no pun intended

[@halt1931]

"we go by the book!" *BOOM* "Bye book."

[@thrillhouse4151]

I didn’t grow up with Arnold, I grew up with MCBAIN.

[@Savagewolver]

One of the perks of being made so long ago, Mcbain is genuinely funny and likable. If he was made now, he’d be a disgusting mess.

[@Loroths]

Oh for sure. We'll never get action movies again like how they were in the 80s and 90s.

[@andrewszombie]

2:00 "Ice to see you" gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@watcherzero5256]

Bursts out an Ice Sculpture thats clearly smaller than he is...

[@kind-hearted-thievesjoe1512]

This was a great movie, but McBain really peaked with You Have the right to remain dead. The scene where he drives a boat into a theme park whilst wrestling with a robotic albatross. Pure magic. The series never got any better after that.

[@DyrianLightbringer]

I never saw YHRRD. After that scene in You Only Die Hard Three Times where he parasurfs through a Louisiana swamp to outrun the lasergators, I was done. I guess I should have just watched the first two.

[@TK-593]

@@DyrianLightbringer I had to quit when he was attacked by CommieNazis while trying to deliver UNICEF pennies to the puny children.

[@patrickstewart3446]

Is YHRRD the one where he fights the Commie-Nazis?

[@TheDemocrab]

Honestly, his later movie Goldendie was pretty good if you could suspend disbelief a bit. I know even McBain wouldn't really be able to drive a cruise ship straight through a villains base but it sure as hell looked cool at the theatre.

[@TheDutchGhost]

I guess they kind of overdid it with Dieracker huh? Personally I liked the premise of McBain going into space. I found it quite exhilarating, seeing McBain just holding on to a rocket to get into orbit, not even using a spacesuit and just holding his breath. Or using the bodies of cyborg Mendoza's men as a makeshift heat shield to re-enter Earth's atmosphere.

[@thecouncilofnine4692]

2:13. McBain: Ice to see you. Ironic how they predicted Arnold as Mr. Freeze, and his God awful ice puns.

[@joshuac4772]

Can we all agree McBain needs his own full length feature film?

[@jeancaceres7670]

Voiced by Schwarzenegger! Just kidding.

[@AC-hj9tv]

Yea, but should have been made in the 90s

[@Tony-fq5bn]

......Groening shoulda just spun McBain off

[@skycloud4802]

Stop talking craaazy

[@Hashishin13]

It would be much better than the endless reboots whose only "addition" is race and gender swaps.

[@babydingo95]

damn, the Simpsons was a lot more violent than I remembered

[@AgelessStones]

"You have the right to remain DEAD" best line dude, love it

[@worksa8]

I would watch a feature length simpsons movie, that was a mcbain film.

[@brutalbob842]

Same here, it would be awesome! Just one huge parody of american action movies from the 80s. kind of like Duke Nukem.

[@PhantoMace2012]

your frickin avatar...

[@brutalbob842]

PhantoMace2012 Best thing since sliced bread!

[@jherarrd745]

designer babies

[@THESLICKNESSEDM]

worksa8 me too with the Simpsons as cameo's

[@galenkehler]

2:28 the guy getting shot, dropping his peice of cake, the cake caught IN MID-AIR by the next guy, who proceeds to try and eat it in the middle of the gunfight... that's a few seconds of pure animated comedy gold 🤣

[@AdhamOhm]

3:16 I love how the people are getting riddled with bullets even when McBain's gun isn't pointed at them.

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

His ability to show up out of nowhere is amazing.

[@ccricers]

Love the gag where he hides his body in a ice Venus statue even though it has no arms.

[@dcut75]

Chuck Norris perfected the “appear out of nowhere” skill in Invasion USA

[@RabidNemo]

"The Live-4-Ever" gets me every time

[@3baxcb]

"Men-do-zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

[@RabidNemo]

@@3baxcb 💯

[@O.uroboros.777]

Not enough people are talking about The Live-4-Ever

[@philregular1465]

me and my old lady going to sail around the world lmao

[@23dmix]

I can’t imagine anyone else in the role of McBain. Rainier Wolfcastle is just perfect for it. He was born to play that role.

[@MarinetteDupainCheng564]

a Animated Movie about McBain, with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Voice Actor.

[@rocketcon]

LightningLover That could be awesome. I think that's what Last Action Hero was supposed to be, a parody of Arnie's action movies. It was a brilliant concept, but unfortunately it didn't quite work.

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Yeah but I think Last Action Hero is looked upon more favourably now than the 90's.

[@Razorbat777]

I never realized that they put this continuous McBain vs Mendoza story in the background of episodes of The Simpsons - which spanned seasons! I mean, I knew of the sequences and always enjoyed them but I did not realize they linked a continuous story. Brilliant.

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Ah back before the internet began every thread, video and article with "The ____ you didnt know about".

[@tosspot1305]

It want intentional. The writers said it was just coincidence

[@matthewdonoghue321]

The McBain parody is interesting... 1 The accent is a parody of Arnold 2 The name is a parody of McClain (Die hard) 3 The ending is a parody of Bond. There is a lot going on there

[@chrismantonuk]

“We go by the book!” “BYE BOOK” What a classic

[@Tomha]

I just love how Mandoza screams "McBain!" xD

[@chrisw6164]

I had to pause while brushing my teeth. It’s impossible when you’re laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@cinnamonflavord]

Aims for the protagonist, decides to kill partner

[@mushroomhead3619]

McBain's partner was leaning over him to get the ketchup

[@foxymetroid]

Then after the partner is no longer blocking McBain, the assassin doesn't bother to keep the gun pointed in McBain's direction. Instead, he moves the gun so that he keeps hitting the partner instead.

[@SuperTed19021]

@@mushroomhead3619 While McBain just sits there watching his partner get shot multiple times before finally firing as his assassin escapes on a motorbike.

[@kallemetsahalme5701]

its the assassins obvious weakness. hes a maniacal murderer who, after he starts killing he cant stop it. like in a crowd someone stabs another person 30 times when 2 or 3 would be enough before moving on to next. but its just like how you open youtube with the intention of watching 1 video

[@garcalej]

He shouldn’t have talked so much about his family and retirement. That’s like rule number 1 of action movies: talk fam, become ham.

[@mjwatts1983]

Siskel: Our next movie is McBain: a shoot-them-up, splatter-fest from the Hollywood cookie cutter. Here's a brainless scene. (show clip) Ebert: Are we talking about the same movie? McBain was a nonstop roller coaster of chills, thrills, spills and kills. That chase at the end-- (chef’s kiss) Siskel: That movie stinks like your creepy apartment. Ebert: Your mother didn't think so. Siskel: Real mature! (they continue hurling insults)

[@theweejoke9850]

Thank you for putting these altogether

[@kevinkent6351]

"To human misery!" LOL! That gets me every time.

[@federicoboyer1633]

To evil

[@praetoriandorn3154]

- Bill Gates

[@clee4667]

Should be pfizer's new slogan

[@crankymcgee]

-“McBain…” *clearly about to be his dying words* -“Yes?”

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

“Ten times more addictive than marijuana” is such a uniquely 80s line

[@JenkinsOwen]

“The rumours that constrain other men, do nothing to McBainnnnn” is another underrated simpsons line I just got despite seeing this so many other times. That’s the genius of the first 10 seasons of this show, they keep giving almost 30 years later.

[@wabznasm9660]

I got “the rules that constrain other men mean nothing to McBain” - I don’t think satire gets any pithier than that.

[@VASHtheCritic]

I love how the villain yells “MCBAIN” as he falls to his death

[@ryanjackson1143]

With his last breath he cursed McBain

[@Froggyman145]

"You have the right to remain DEAD" is actually a fire movie title

[@Sly88Frye]

Honestly I would love to see a movie that actually is titled "You have the right to remain dead".😂

[@hastyhillfarmand4x480]

When his partner gets shot and says "mc Bain!" And he's just says "yes" 🤣🤣

[@Strangedays612]

I love how McBain, a satire of Schwarzegger says the line "Ice to see you" and then later in Batman and Robin, Schwarzenegger says the same thing.

[@richardlangdon712]

They need to pull out all the stops and make McBain, The Movie. Go The Expendables route and get cameos and rolls of all the big action heroes...

[@JoshSweetvale]

But... Expendables is already that movie.

[@SuperTed19021]

​@@JoshSweetvale Meeting adjourned.

[@averagejoey2000]

they already made McBain the movie, but it's hidden in a lot of different cop movies, with changed names, and different actors

[@TripleDeckerSupreme]

oh stop talking craaazy

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

The one-liners were actually on-point. Like, come on, how could you not smile at "Bye, book."

[@tommacari4103]

They should shoe this in film class when explaining parodies

[@polostone8876]

And they will understand why most of action movies socks

[@robfinlay8058]

3:15 I like how the villains on the right are squirming about even before they get shot.

[@dannyg4137]

Best exchange of the whole thing: Partner (after getting shot numerous times): McBain? McBain: Yes?

[@BobBob-kr5wr]

It was more enjoyable to watch this than some of the current action films today.

[@danielstack4158]

Some back then as well.