The Simpsons Homer opens a beauty salon

[@gentlecard_tom]

Homer could just do it by appointment

[@RandomkidwatchinYT]

He’s smart in cutting hair not having ideas like that

[@shadowjezzter]

Its more the nagging they were doing, even by appointment that would occur. As someone whos step mother is a hair dresser, every client besides like the first timers (and even only sometimes) will nag and small talk like that. Its mind numbing listening to all their issues.

[@Scarletraven87]

he should do it in a google meet and mute the sound it's a joke you freaks! I know he can't cut hair remotely! That's the (silly) joke!

[@lucam8758]

​@@shadowjezztertrue, but having appointments allows you to schedule hiw much nagging you can handle

[@shadowjezzter]

@@lucam8758 fair but that would also cut into profit, as if homer is sick of it for a day, there goes all that time to make money

[@GenetMJF]

Homer should work in Finnish salons. We dont care about small talk. Some hairdressers even offer "bo small talk" option when booking

[@ciphernine7637]

Damn, I need to book a flight to Finland, that's amazing!

[@z.a.1237]

Finland Is my spirit country. Definitely.

[@mili1309]

​@@ciphernine7637 Same here

[@shelleysimms222]

Sorry but you mean do right?

[@ColleenSetters]

That girl was voiced by that girl from gravity 6:59

[@oddlyodds8247]

4:21 Damn those scissors are STRONG 😭😭

[@thecoldbrandon]

That is wat i said about cammy and chun li

[@SirWin01]

@@thecoldbrandonyou are done

[@korkukokusu8311]

homer is even stronger

[@there4you19]

"How Miserable do I Have to be Before You're Happy?!" Me: Milhouse Does have a point Lisa. All He wanted was to simply Move on From You Rejecting him So many times and This is How you Respond to it?! Sometimes You can be Unbearable Lisa.

[@lukerosales5879]

They both deserve each other.

[@there4you19]

@@lukerosales5879 Well Sometimes Lisa needs to Put aside her Intelligence and stop acting like she's Superior than Anyone else. Why'd you think Milhouse Asked that Question in the First Place?

[@jf_kein_k8590]

Lisa could just get it over with and kill him. She isn't that far away from being that kind of psycho.

[@Lawrence_Krystle]

Why Do People Capitalize Every Word In Their Sentence? But yes, Milhouse needs to move on.

[@there4you19]

@@Lawrence_Krystle Exactly, No offense to Family guy, The Simpsons and American Dad but I'm getting really sick of the whole "Everything's Back to Normal" Trope. Heck, I wish in Family Guy Meg, Chris and Stewie should've hated Peter Griffin forever after he admitted that he doesn't like being around his kids.

[@Cocreator2-gu3hs]

No one gives Homer credit. He has a lot of skills.

[@JawshMeh]

Fax. He has a lot of jobs he is qualified for. Nuclear Protector or something like that is not one of them.

[@RevolErtaeht]

​@@JawshMehSafety Inspector though the only reason he works there is to support his family

[@superitgel1]

Those fingers were very skillful. It was part of why Marge likes Homer. Heck, he even said it. He was going to teach the cop how to make love.

[@fastweirdo]

The biggest crime of the later seasons is that Homer gets portrayed as an idiot with no redeemable qualities. At his heart is a husband with lots of skills and cares a lot, but just has a slight lack of wisdom

[@peace.divinity]

"you like my boots" my favourite line

[@CJTheHaunter]

I read this comment one second before that line came on

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I like them.

[@joshuah1968]

"This is going too slow for me, and I work at the DMV" is such an underrated joke.

[@StarBoy0204]

4:26 Homer must be very strong to cut a bride wires

[@mr_ceiling7231]

Nah those are just good scissors

[@yoyme_blumenfeld]

This is not real

[@danieljones9541]

A new lid on a couple of trash cans 😂

[@Rorschachqp]

Unlicensed barbery lol

[@treadnokash7598]

U need license?we just do it.

[@minengraf]

In most country's if you have a hairsaloon. If you work only privately that's not a problem. ​@@treadnokash7598

[@coffe_6969]

@@treadnokash7598 You need a license to do it commercially

[@Crumpet_Crumpeton]

@@treadnokash7598well you are allowed to cut it at home, but to work/ own a business you need a license

[@davesenatus5566]

@@treadnokash7598To open a shop you need one. But just to cut hair alone nah.

[@Kangdil]

"Lady, I'm not a hairdresser. I just put new lids on a couple of trash cans." fr

[@someonestolebigboi-imbigboi]

"itll look good in the morning too!" great line.

[@RightBoyKA-POW]

2:32 Literally movie theaters, DVD shops, post offices and a lot of other businesses, because everything is digital now.

[@Foxy11320]

True

[@Th3rian-kid]

5:47 that was so cute awww 🩷🥹

[@heinrichmay7169]

3:25 Wow, hello, Mabel

[@ΣπερυΚαλαματιανου]

Lisa casually painting 🎨 Her aunt: herrreghal *cutely coughs * heelaah 0:01

[@FitWithCalisthenics]

Homer's line to Wiggum at 5:08 was wild.

[@player_566-1]

Homer knows something we don’t know

[@maggies.2037]

1:01 "aaand STAY OUT." dude that was so personal XD

[@ElleDriver40]

It's relatable for me lol

[@dafunk4431]

Man sometimes I believe Lisa is the true villain of the show.

[@DeJanggok]

Fr

[@xXsuperterraXx]

She fr is

[@Ultrasoulviver]

Cause she is

[@ElevenSeven-cz6ss]

Always the incels targeting her cause you are grown men and she's eight with more prospects than you

[@Anaaa028]

She is

[@Fradth]

Every bald man as a nostalgic though of his brave young days, when he had hair.

[@onakoyatemitayo9915]

I think I’m going to be bald before 30. The signs are already there😢

[@youknowwho5251]

this episode makes me think Homer is autistic. never able to concentrate but easily gets deep into something he's passionate about. Either that or Homer is just really good at cutting hair

[@DeJanggok]

I think you are right because in some episodes he's been shown at great things like chess, singing and painting

[@Layla___channel24]

He has a crayon up his nose that makes him dumb and without it, Homer is actually smart and can focus.

[@I_have_goals]

Pretty sure autism is something different Tho I'd say he definitely has a neurodiversity like adhd

[@themoviefan6948]

@@I_have_goalsThat would make sense as there was an episode where it was said that Bart has ADD.

[@pedrourbano501]

It's probably the latter over the former.

[@ivicubby3177]

1:05 “And stay out”🤣🤣

[@doracosta1760]

Lisa's boots look very nice

[@herbertbelen8423]

are you hair yet😂 this one good name

[@Cob9-1]

Lisa makes me mad this episode she didnt even like milhouse and when he got in a relation ship she had to be a creep not minding her own business and ruining it

[@victoriaelii19]

ella solo temia que la chica no fuera honesta. ella se alejo sola y milhouse no la siguio :v

[@drawerangel]

"Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville..." Lol🤣

[@jacobmillenbach2561]

1:01 someone make a loop of this

[@iLikeArtAndCheese]

Okay

[@ElleDriver40]

I agree would make excellent meme material. You could ask people to caption it. Mine would be "Me tryna focus on work instead of my anxiety"

[@Eyfirespeed2023]

0:19 Lisa: UGH he just ruined six month work 😡 Me:why whould you draw him then?

[@hopemartin7814]

The girl that started to date Millhouse sounds like Mabel from gravity Falls

[@hopemartin7814]

I know

[@FURmama1017]

It is lol she's a really famous voice actor. She actually voices a lot of different characters

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Kristen Schaal.

[@nathangallegos9304]

Finally something Homer is F***ing good at! Like Peter but he can only play the piano Drunk

[@sabrinasols7489]

Love the scissor hand references

[@Sunz304]

That's what I was thinking.

[@gigiluigi6359]

Zohan

[@Deathriderfun]

Oh my goodness I love the name are we hair yet so catchy

[@JacobKinsley]

There were actually some pretty good jokes in this. In modern Simpsons the 'stories' themselves may not be as good but it's a lot funnier than people make it out to be...

[@superitgel1]

Homer is as skillful as Quagmire, but extremely loyal. Also, with a single drop of Viagra, Homer becomes a beast surpassing Quagmire while still retaining loyalty and composure.

[@Bossyoda876]

 6:36 she sound like that one girl from gravity falls

[@lilenwasnothere6867]

mabel. it's the same voice actress.

[@Bossyoda876]

@@lilenwasnothere6867 okkk

[@drakemguard1407]

One of the reasons why I hate Lisa the hypocrite

[@chiekuen5177]

Yeahh damn the author's now just making lisa more and more despicable as more season goes

[@ethelann]

you don't hate the alcoholic abusive father? the bully of a brother?

[@ricoarjuna6293]

Homer open Barber Shop. LOL!

[@philosophum]

7:12 Marge? Would

[@thasaphone]

Not Moe walking as a bush

[@AngeIDynamite]

Thanks for the upload Homer!

[@Awesometon55]

3:20 is that Mabel’s voice actor?

[@wolfmaniac6086]

He should just charge for the small talk :D

[@mushroomplayz1313]

6:52 proceeds to die

[@icroosing]

Lisa is the worst of the Simpsons, she simply can’t accept the fact that is someone better than her

[@Devinj2000]

Those scissors are amazing.

[@FindAReason-mi7go]

Love these abbreviated episodes. Some of the full length ones have a lot of filler that is hard to get through.

[@JacobKinsley]

1:07 when the theme song changes to chase

[@AngryRJL]

Mozart and Knoxville

[@nikolasnzerem-johnson803]

0:20 How did she do that?

[@pepperflaked5404]

5:45 literally me

[@DoomderX]

Love how no 1 is saying how Jealous Lisa is over millhouse. Yeah he embarrassed her and she rejected him so many times. Now hes found a relationship shes ends up ruining it and spying on him. Wtf is wrong with her

[@TIMIAJJ]

Homer should wear head phones or noice cancelling and tell them he’s just in the zone.

[@cassandrakemara8755]

They should do a future episode where milhouse is cool and successful

[@manulaara]

WAKE UP AND LOOK AT YOUR HAIR 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cartersvhscorner50]

0:48 Homer yells at Patty's ear

[@Lupa-lopez]

Mabel is that you?

[@vojislavS8652]

Yes, definitely, ABSOLUTELY

[@gigiluigi6359]

No is zohan

[@damsels4sale]

I was thinking of Sarah lynn

[@Slythein4ever]

Obviously there’s a chapter before a chapter 2 Milhouse

[@christiannachel2710]

I love the painting 😂❤

[@MichelleBrowning-c1k]

I don't feel that great imma barf *barfs*

[@jonas2431]

I like chit chatting while getting my beautiful mane worked on cause it's my friends that cut my hair

[@penyu1913]

4:28 did fucking simpson predict 💀

[@theresaderse-nosacek5236]

I want those scissors he's got.

[@bopinbox4283]

This is why Lisa’s my least favorite simpson

[@SC-RGX7]

Man I can count the next number of pixels in the video

[@weekendwiththekids5787]

Reminds me of Edward scissorhands

[@Alor_Pothy]

good movie

[@Sponge_bob-gt1ct]

They predicted the baltimore bridge collapse

[@CocaColaPlayz]

3:26 the girl is Bob Burgers Louise

[@Tyln93]

4:28 Subliminal Message!!! İlluminati will destroy Golden Gate Bridge in Future!!! There are a lot of Bridge collapse scenes in Hollywood movies!!! (Like Twin Towers attacks in movies!!!)

[@GreenCanvasInteriorscape]

Check the numerology and give us a date, episode number? Date published? The art of predictology continues unabated but you may be right

[@dreamleugesoccer8297]

Auntie I'm so shocked I can't believe it . Lisa Ann home house sitting in a tree k i s s i n g😂

[@cassandrakemara8755]

I dont talk at the hairdressers im too scared il distract them and get a bad cut

[@sergiosalcedo5111]

He should have tried to use headphones

[@Derp-offical]

It taffy is voiced by the girl who voiced mabel from gravity falls

[@Clackam]

3:17 IS THAT MABLES VOICE FROM GRAVITY FALLS

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"As long as it dosen't involve losing weight or changing my pants", that's it ladies, that's one of the few things you need to know about men to make us happy.

[@kaizerhall3138]

1:47-1:50 Happy Karen.

[@Kaylaglofficial]

The simpson are not the same anymore. It feels just weird to watch.

[@Kenmar-qm5lt]

6:35 😮 Mabel from gravity falls

[@pelli1]

Which episode is this

[@Lestatsgirl23]

It’s season 22 episode 20 “Homer Scissorhands”

[@shadowx2652]

"Just suck"😂

[@crisld]

typical lisa when someone does something that she doesnt like

[@Toppitzs826]

Homer should do is make a $200 Fee everytime the people of Springfield talk too muchin his salon-Replies please

[@LanaishaWhite-mh1kx]

Yawning sleeping

[@melaniebai]

I love the reference

[@laurendaley2503]

You know homer couldve pit headphones and music.

[@snakebois]

Mabel?

[@elitedestroyer0083]

Is that Mabels VA on Milhouse's GF?

[@Momo_Kawashima]

EVERYTHING'S COMING OUT MILHOUSE!

[@NotLillian-11]

*up (sorry to be that person)

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

bruh 1:02 😂

[@KarlMiller-qp5cr]

Bro why is the video 911 second long 💀

[@peterpumpkineater68plus1]

3:20 mabel

[@PinkPonyGirI]

I dont understand what the plan was

[@Ptera_xd]

do marge's hair

[@musicman_2013]

Is that Mabel

[@artemon4ikyt2004]

Millhouse's girlfriend sounds like Mabel Pines

[@raven4442]

"Homer Fingerhands" 😂

[@brendaesparza3717]

i think homer have dyslexia

[@AlravoRiumatico]

wasnt this done before???

[@AliAligaming-bz7mj]

3:55

[@HunterFilmsYTOfficialYouTube]

Episode number?