The Simpsons - The Stonecutters song

[@ianfinrir8724]

Apparently, this song wasn't part of the original script. It was added to pad the episode out and the way it was written was just the writers listing off things that annoyed them.

[@Park-jf1wc]

Even the martians?!

[@markgoode4993]

What did cavefish ever do to … anybody?

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@Park-jf1wc Especially the Martians!

[@orangejjay]

Sounds like The Simpson's doing the Family Cut away before everyone else.

[@ianfinrir8724]

@@markgoode4993 They sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren

[@Channel9Productions]

I like the detail of Burns not having the strength to wave his beer around

[@iandhr1]

I can't believe I never noticed that in all my years watching The Simpsons.

[@CarlosFuentes-hv3wh]

I never noticed that

[@praetor9822]

Or he just thinks he's important enough to not have to.

[@Sunset4Semaphores]

1:08 The "Egg Council" is here too!

[@derkatwork33]

I’ll be angry if the actual secret societies that run the world don’t have a catchy song like this.

[@greasy8394]

The song they play is the sound of a baby crying and being tortured as it is sacrificed to either Lilith, Lucifer, Satan or Moloch.

[@mbwhly]

Shhhhhutupp

[@ChaosArchives667]

​@@greasy8394You're an idiot

[@Kevin_Kennelly]

I cry every time I hear "Illuminati Love Theme".

[@marvalice3455]

The banality of evil strikes again

[@TheLichruler]

Who tells FOX to continue this show? Even when the writing began to blow? We do! We do!

[@noireisbest6786]

Those don't seem to flow right; Who tells FOX to renew this show? Who only cares about the dough? We do! We do!

[@RobHorrorShorts]

I'm very excited for season 35.

[@brandtforester837]

I’m very excited for season 35.

[@tomedy_official]

Who robs Groening of his pride? Who Keeps the cast members alive? We do, we do.

[@blueanonymousguy224]

​@RobHorrorShorts no show, no matter how good or iconic, should last that long.

[@adultmoshifan87]

Who gives burgers different names While his house goes up in flames? We do! We do!

[@patrickorourke41]

Steamed hams 😂😂😂

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

Who says "Hi-did-a-ly-ho" Calls Ho-mer "neigh-bor-i-no" We do.....we do.

[@andywinslow9638]

Ha ha

[@matt13r1]

Who prolongs Coronavirus? We do!

[@aigtban]

I must have seen this episode dozens of times and only JUST noticed the Egg Council guy in the egg costume at the Stonecutters meeting. Amazing. This is why classic Simpsons towers above all other comedy, there are so many layers.

[@Sly88Frye]

It took you this long to notice the egg? I remember noticing the egg even back when this episode was new.

[@austinreed7343]

The alien, the egg, and Steve Gutenberg are present for the entire sequence, not just their lines.

[@deadmeatjb]

Sees a reoccurring character for the first time

[@196cupcake]

Me too, but your comment made the difference.

[@animegx45]

Who had canceled Firefly? Who got insurance for Lenny's eye? We do! We do!

[@danilima6970]

I like the idea of a secret society where basicaly all the guys in the city were inside including homer's father but not him.

[@lordbottaro4549]

Who sells secrets to Iran? Who steals fugu from Japan? We do! We do!

[@dakotastein9499]

Who appoints an orange haied dope? Who lets Russian people vote? Wee doowee doo!

[@nooneinparticular5273]

God I forgot the egg was there and I forget it every time and every time it gets me again when I rewatch it. I love that.

[@toptenguy1]

How ON EARTH have I never noticed that before? LOLL

[@nooneinparticular5273]

@@toptenguy1 It's such a perfect small detail. Every time I catch it it cracks me the hell up.

[@ianfinrir8724]

So those Egg Council creeps got to the Stonecutters too!

[@jacobdominguez7808]

I’ve NEVER noticed that before!!😂

[@landanfetters6169]

Same

[@josgretf2800]

Who places moss on the rocks? Who keeps stealing all your socks? We do! we do!

[@Thedarksenshi]

Who runs KZbin with all flaws? Ignoring all fair use laws? We do! We do!

[@dianapevtsov]

End of Stonecutters song: "We doooo!" End of Apu's Kwik-E-Mart song: "I doooo!" with same two notes as Stonecutters song. I know you care very much.

[@laurilampela8332]

Two months later, I care

[@Jon_Caves]

1 year later, I care

[@KeithOtisEdwards]

It’s called a “cadence."

[@gooman989898]

Now here's the tricky part

[@salvadaXgracia]

"Who hides Epstein's client list, Acts like it does not exist? We do! We do!"

[@togodbethegloryjohn1464]

😂😂

[@CranberryCartoons]

_insert joke about matt groening being on the epstein island list here_

[@greasy8394]

@@CranberryCartoons not a joke. He's a confirmed 33rd degree Freemason. Freemasons know all. That's why The Simpsons predicted 9/11 and Seth MacFarlane's dad who was also a 33rd Mason called Seth the night before 9/11 telling him not to fly the plane the next morning.

[@williamgraham1878]

Makai The Brooklyn Animator 1. Spencer The Gray Engine Splatter and Dodge Leaves Troublemakers/Ungrounded

[@badgermcbadger1968]

​@@CranberryCartoonswait was he really on there?

[@borntoclimb7116]

I love this song and the whole episode, it's so iconic.

[@greasy8394]

Even the numerology Season 6 Episode 12 (as in 6+6) so if you add all of them its 666. And it's literally about the Masons.

[@ekatasatya2995]

too obvious a connection to be true.

[@borntoclimb7116]

@@greasy8394 true

[@thelightisahead]

@@greasy8394But then of course you could just read that as 612. Anything can be made to fit a pattern if you try hard enough - proves nothing.

[@greasy8394]

@@thelightisahead yeah except you're not supposed to read that as anything but 6 + 12 (6+6) because of the symbolism which obviously means everything when it comes to this episode in particular.

[@Shyguy71588]

Who hates youtube ads all day Who still watches anyway? We do We do

[@yellowguy1234]

Who hates the promos all videos? Who hate te paused and Cliches? We Do! We Do!

[@allister-malister9179]

Who complains about KZbin? But sits there like a mindless goob? We do! We do!

[@thescarletcultist113]

“Who gives this song an extra verse, With no time to rehearse? We do! We do!”

[@tomedy_official]

Who buys burgers and change their names? Who lets his house go up in flames?

[@TheChamp820]

@@tomedy_officialwe do! We do!

[@Elephant_Empire0]

Who keeps track of every bear on earth? Who keeps the number of humans that have birthed? We do! We do!

[@hitmangfx7162]

THIS. Was Simpsons at their peak.

[@abbycollins]

They played this as one of the Simpsons songs in the Simpsons 4d, and I forgotten how much of a banger this was until then

[@Patg2644]

You think they deliberately gave the oscar lyrics to homer to ease the shade throwing?

[@dmann5938]

We need the Stonecutters back lol

[@WhyHandlesIMeanFroggchamp]

True

[@DTheCritical]

We do! ^^

[@constancemiller3753]

Elon Musk should be the new head of the Stonecutters....or Steve Guttenberg.

[@Hanakowasright]

This song is a valuable part of my childhood and an absolute banger

[@JaniceCarter-ws7lu]

The egg even at the table😄 I Love the Simpsons❤

[@ghariiscool]

These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number in the order in which I was chosen

[@EVIL-C]

*in which I joined.

[@someonenotworthyofonestime5019]

What number

[@theragoooverlord5021]

@@someonenotworthyofonestime5019 in real life it's usually 33.

[@LaughingStud]

​@@theragoooverlord502133 is the highest

[@tonyly6810]

Ooh I'm reading Books on Esoteric Freemasonry Preparing to Join a local lodge. I love that they Protect Jesus Bloodline

[@Entertained45]

This is one of the greatest moments in Simpsons history imo

[@martindugan2505]

I never understood why Mr. Burns wants to hold back the electric car? He owns the only power plant!

[@khalif862004]

This and “Lisa needs Braces….Dental Plan!!” stay in my head RENT FREE!!! 😂😂😂

[@Loki1191]

These people look deep inside my soul and I gaze back into theirs.

[@mbwhly]

This episode has what the new ones lack. Who wants the 90’s Simpsons back? We do! We do!

[@Thedarksenshi]

Better flow: "This episode's got what new ones lack"

[@James-kv6kb]

The secret societies of the world have done deals to take away all good entertainment so that we end up spending all our time on Google

[@Sly88Frye]

Watching this as a kid in the 90s I wasn't really thinking about what they said as I was just too into the song and the tone and rhythm of it. Now as an adult I laugh at the many jokes in this song since I definitely have a much better understanding of it.

[@gm2407]

It's a good job there was no pied piper near you at that age. Music could make you do anything.

[@Steely_Fran]

Remove the Stone of Shane. Attach the Stone of Triumph!

[@lucasgroves137]

Who's Shane?? 🤔

[@TheOmegaXicor]

@@lucasgroves137 someone very shaneful, no-one will ever forget his shane but I guess he isn't that memorable.

[@jaythephoenix]

Who views ancient videos? Who keeps giving them upvotes? We do! We do!

[@RobHorrorShorts]

Who forgot this isn't reddit? We have likes here, don't you get it? You do! You do!

[@lilamontoya5609]

0:59 the electric car 😂

[@wolverinefangowings]

It's illegal to sing this without a beer in your hand.

[@gm2407]

Not just a beer, it must be inna tankard.

[@hunterolaughlin]

🎶Who approves the Grimace Birthday Shakes? Who keeps telling Disney to make live-action remakes? We do, we do!🎶

[@creepyworldswithsp5897]

Reminds me of when you go to a school hangout on your birthday and then your friends sing it

[@TheIkaraCult]

There's a song by The Fugs called 'CIA Man' which I feel may have been an influence on this song - considering Groening loves his out-there psychedelic music

[@BisZwo]

Went to listen to it, very possible indeed!

[@Jacksonrox13]

Groening loves "Trout Mask Replica" and The Residents (so much so that he guest starred in their fan-made/only documentary: "Theory Of Obscurity"), so I wouldn't be surprised.

[@ai6894]

Music: Alf Clausen 🎶 Inspiration: Alex Jones 💭

[@Darkstar263]

Quite possibly my favourite song in the show's history.

[@jackaylward-williams9064]

I heard this song years ago when Cinemasins dubbed it over the death eater meeting at the end of their Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 1 video (which makes it quite amusing that the letter to Homer is from “you know who”), and I only found out where it was from today.

[@NickNackItaliano777]

Who likes maximum mobility y'all? Who feels like they're wearing nothing at all? We do! We do!

[@TheOmegaXicor]

stupid sexy flanders

[@bohlsdeip]

I wonder if that Martian knows Kang and Kodos

[@agenttheater5]

think they change the lyrics to their theme song every decade or every century? So that it reflects their influence over the various changing world

[@just-a-rythm-kid9606]

Music starts at 0:31

[@Freenorg5]

"Who makes Elon Musk a star? We doooo!"

[@JSRMedia]

Dude that makes no sense they just said they were holding back the electric car.

[@Freenorg5]

@@JSRMedia found the neuralink guinea pig

[@ianfinrir8724]

I thought Reddit was responsible for that?

[@theosprey7111]

@@JSRMedia That lyric is outdated the globalists are trying to force everyone into them now!

[@janec1489]

​@@JSRMedia They are holding it back from running on free electr,icity - like they suppressed Nich,ola Tes,la

[@petarmilich8684]

0:30. You’re welcome.

[@luqmaandawood2634]

The stonecutters log reminds of the USSR logo.

[@gabriellima7900]

The Hammer and Sickle has Occult origins.

[@Glitcher2000]

Homer's a success now. Remove the stone of shame!

[@user-it6rf4js6q]

And every word is true. Mockery in front of you :)

[@Melvinshermen]

Why do i feel this What freemasonry does.

[@janec1489]

Stone Cutters, Stone Masons.....🤨

[@Melvinshermen]

@@janec1489 i get it

[@janec1489]

@@Melvinshermen 👍🤨

[@ddthewolf]

You mean they don't?

[@euclidsbendywater749]

Matt Groening is a Freemason

[@bloodtopaz8816]

This video was posted in December 2010 and the comments are less than 6 months old...

[@El_Omar2203]

I have a feeling they don't do half the stuff they declare on their song aside from having a martian.

[@DaraGaming42]

Making people assume they have power is real power in off itself.

[@animationfanatic2133]

They even let the Martian and the Egg join

[@SeñorPOPOtheGreat]

When I became a Freemason it wasn't fun like this. You can only eat so many pancakes for breakfast

[@Angelina24yt]

Who changes twitter's name to X? Who opposes love of same sex? We do! We do!

[@fangirl-yq1bz]

congrats on hitting 400 subs

[@andywinslow9638]

Who hates Ned with all his life? Who the ones who took his wife? We do We do

[@PouLS]

"Who the ones who took his wife?" "We do" huh

[@andywinslow9638]

Homer made an incident that cost maude Flanders her life

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

...TWICE

[@theragoooverlord5021]

Notice how ned was not in the stone cutters?.

[@johnshilacky2728]

I see those monsters at the egg council have a seat at this infernal table.

[@xandercage2388]

I see those egg council creeps got to you too

[@tonybarde2572]

Is it weird I imagine a group of miners singing this while they are working in the mine?

[@rhymereason3449]

They are not miners... it's satire about the Masons.

[@Lady_of_the_Land]

@@rhymereason3449 He never said they were

[@greasy8394]

@@rhymereason3449 Not to mention Matt Groening is a 33rd degree Mason and look at the numerology of this episode Season 6 Episode 12 so if you add them up its 6+6+6 aka 666 and the title is Homer The Great satire of Alexander The Great not to mention Homer is a Greek name too and Alexander The Great was trying to take over the world just like Lucifer, the same deity that the Mason's worship.

[@Kevin_Kennelly]

Weird? Depends. What are they wearing?

[@tonybarde2572]

@@Kevin_Kennelly No

[@jamesgreen1166]

Oy vey

[@juanbeltran3659]

"Who is Riding in a Giant Bee?" "Who is Watching Bluey?" "We Do, We Do"

[@Sunset4Semaphores]

1:08 They even got the "Egg Council" in this shot :) "You better run Egg!"

[@joshwaldrop3090]

You know, I remember when the episode first aired I didn’t even know who Steve Guttenberg is and I sold them outside of I guess his camera or parents well they sing the song

[@acegabrielcruz3687]

😂😂😂 I love this song and i love the simpsons

[@cartersumner3881]

I Wish The Stonecutters Could Also Stop David Zaslav From Destroying The Animation Industry

[@mochi-stars-h6w]

Who writes the Total Drama scripts? Who makes sure Chris gets his kicks? We do, we dooo!

[@terraint3697]

Some truth in plane sight mixed with lies as always. Good job controllers. People will never believe they're being lied to.

[@Mozhoven]

This is so good.

[@Brucer444]

In the very early 2000s, I was watching this classic Simpsons episode with my family. When THIS scene came on my daughter who was maybe 5 years old, suddenly said, "I have a question. I thought, "Wow, how perceptive of her. The show is set in the 'real world' and she is going to ask why there is an alien at the table, when there have never been any aliens in the show"! But instead she said "Why are there no women at the table?", and to me that says an awful lot about how incredibly perceptive she was (and is)!

[@bimmyfrizzo3988]

This has great writing an a pretty catchy song!

[@asylumbooks3406]

“Who sells guns in grocery stores? Tells the public they need more? We do! We do!”

[@vanshmaggo7749]

Who holds back the electric cars😮😮😮. Man simpsons surely are way ahead

[@AODReaper]

Im conviced, who wants to start a secret society?

[@doctorjules187]

The Steve Guttenberg reference is probably the funniest part

[@KoboldGamer]

This song took me 30 years to fully learn, too many misheard lyrics, I thought it was "who keeps the power plants off the maps?" and "king fish" instead of cave fish.

[@GAME-SHOW-FAN]

Who goes to workout all day? Who loves to go out & play? WE DO! WE DO!

[@MissSallyB1]

funfact: the Tapped Out game reveals many of the Stonecutter member numbers, Hibbert is 2 and the alien is...51.

[@DaraGaming42]

Alien is 51…of course he is 😆

[@unclelarryhasasmalldick8150]

Pov: This episode was actually released just last night

[@cybernautadventurer]

I like how they parodied this in "Virtual Springfield".

[@doughazzard2532]

They kind of lost that fight against the electric car!!

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

Thank God for that... Gotta stop our reliance on fossil fuels (to the extent possible), if we're going to keep this planet inhabitable by humans. Make no mistake--global warming is a very real, and destructive, thing.

[@eoppen]

I want to join up!

[@cultofthevoid5677]

Apply to your local masonic lodge.

[@xandercage2388]

There are only two ways to gain membership: Be the son of a Stonecutter or save the life of a Stonecutter.

[@ddthewolf]

​@@xandercage2388shut up!

[@thereellifewithjenniferwoods]

Funny. Steve Guttenberg released three movies in 1995. Two of them were big deal kids' movies. That was after a five year gap in projects. It makes you wonder. Did The Simpsons know about his movies coming out that year, ahead of time? Or did they actually make him a star? He seems like such a random choice. I don't think It Takes Two was even filming yet in Jan 1995. The Big Green had maybe wrapped up.

[@DaraGaming42]

I wish they had have used a different name , like Tom Cruise

[@RicoOCHO85]

Me as a kid:haha funny Me now: Haha still fun...oh..

[@meloyellowduck]

Steve Guttenberg!!

[@thomasfriendsfan1247]

We Do (T&FF12 Style Crossover) Song: We Do Artist: Stonecutters Clips/Year/Companies: - Ice Age: Continental Drift (@2012 20th Century Fox/Blue Sky Studios) - The Iron Giant (@1999 Warner Bros.) - Monsters, Inc. (@2001 Disney/Pixar) - The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (@2004 Paramount/Nickelodeon Movies) - Open Season (@2006 Columbia) - Madagascar (@2005 Dreamworks) - Cars (@2006 Disney/Pixar) - Despicable Me (@2010 Universal/Illumination) - Wreck-It Ralph (@2012 Disney) - Toy Story 3 (@2010 Disney/Pixar) - Thomas And The Magic Railroad (@2000 The Magic Railroad Company Limited) - The Lion King (@1994 Disney) Performed by: Manny, Sid and Diego (Ice Age) Dean McCoppin (The Iron Giant) James P. Sullivan (Monsters, Inc.) Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.) SpongeBob SquarePants (character) Boog (Open Season) Alex (Madagascar) Lightning McQueen (Cars) Gru (Despicable Me) Wreck-It Ralph (character) Woody and Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story) Thomas The Tank Engine (character) Simba, Timon and Pumbaa (The Lion King (1994))

[@SanchoKobe]

Now let's get drunk and play ping pong!

[@divinejusticefeelsgood]

There is actually singing in the end of Lodge meetings though

[@jamestulloch-knight7252]

0:34

[@knuclear200x]

"You better sing, egg!"

[@yettsoman4364]

Anyone else got the song as their ringtone? 😂

[@kevb3845]

i cant believe i never noticed the egg was a member lol , this show waa amazing

[@creepyworldswithsp5897]

They should do a revisit of this episode

[@romparsons1930]

“Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, steinhoists, AA meetings, beer nights…” 😂😂😂

[@TheWzeOwl]

More Will Be Revealed In Time Call Sign Anubis.

[@BethHarmon-yh8ms]

"Who rigs every Oscar night?" That explains Shakespeare in Love beating out Saving Private Ryan for Best Picture in 1999 and Crash winning over Brokedown Mountain in 2006.

[@savagepanda8458]

How is their beer not almost entirely sloshing out of their mugs and all over the table?

[@elegendtofficial2285]

FREE MASONRY TELLING YOU WHO RUNS THE WORLD LOL

[@gotenhuggins270]

I know now

[@tezz2698]

Who robs KZbin of dislikes? Who tells Vladimir to strike? We do! We do!

[@l-wolverine2211]

They hold back the Electric Car no longer. So I guess they’re holding back something else now, probably a Solar Car

[@DaraGaming42]

Cold fusion probably

[@jonbadart]

Am I the only one who remembers a more conspiratorial lyric saying, 'Who knows Art Bell's always right." rather than the silly verse about cavefish (whatever that even means)