The Sims Hot Date is too naughty for this generation...

[@westernmonk6036]

This game REALLY made me want a vibrating bed before my young mind could even comprehend what that means 💀

[@arghleblarghle]

I thought it was like a massage chair 😂

[@missdonutaltaccount1380]

Good lord, I've played Sims 3 & 4, I have never EVER even thought that in the Sims past games they had a bed like that!

[@defaulthuman01]

Same; It looked so comfortable and fun!

[@zabi_aka]

Same!! 😂😂

[@yYSilverFoxYy]

Wait… I’m an adult and still have no idea what a vibrating bed is supposed to be. I thought it was like a massage chair… So I just googled it and only massage chair-like beds came up. For once, maybe I’m not the weird one here.

[@Geacyminn]

Gurl. The thumbnail 💀

[@Mitzinomi]

He’s staring into your soul

[@silverstreak268]

It’s the best one I’ve ever seen 😅

[@Kleines97]

I was confused and then laughed my ass of 😂 Edit: This as a poster 😂 I would cry 😂

[@desiree2086]

@@Kleines97can I pre order 10 please 😂

[@chaselizabeth]

Elon Musk jumpscare

[@erinromalley]

“The Sims 4 could never” always kills me lol

[@Morepanthers]

I'm still shocked my mom let me buy Sims Hot Date when i was a kid. I looooved it, 12 yo me cackling as I throw on the tightest red dress and cheat on everyone

[@TrashBinSouvenir]

I had to make a whole PowerPoint presentation on the non “sexy” reasons I needed it and a whole swearing of never using the sexy parts 🤣

[@MangarooKangaroo]

@@TrashBinSouvenirdid it work?

[@tr4sh.doll_]

⁠@@TrashBinSouvenir did it work and if yes did you keep your promise?😂

[@Jay_and_Meeka]

One thing I will say is that I miss the simplicity of the social menu. We have a million interactions in Sims 4 but they all kind of do the same thing? I mean, different moodlets and impacts on relationship status yes, but you can probably get the same results with the Sims 1 menu as well.

[@V-Bug]

It's an easy and lazy way for the Sims team to claim that it's new content. The animations are all the same too.

[@synthellaart1587]

Yes! I also NEVER find the interactions I am looking for, the menu is a mess...

[@Poisongyal]

So sick of “show off hand calluses” getting all the fame. That’s the last thing I wanna show off pls 😭😂

[@goodkiller93]

I would love a mod that simplified it, then the exact interaction would be chosen based on traits, moods, etc.

[@MandalaBunnyhome]

"You gotta put plants in every room to make them shut up" literally me 😂

[@vanyadolly]

It's so odd to me that they got rid of the environment/room score later on. The core of the game is to make money and buy things so your sims are happy. Even if you choose to make your sims miserable, it's within the context of going against the "desired" outcome.

[@meganlister3084]

The Sims 4 could never.

[@fateme8103]

- Satch in heart hot tub can't hurt you Satch in heart hot tub :

[@ClaudiaWowPaw]

I miss having to actually go places to Shop for objects instead of getting everything on the catalogue

[@mermaidqueen9881]

Buying clothes was so fun. And going to the boardwalk area was my favorite!

[@fruity4820]

Ok but can you imagine having to go through a sims 4 loading-screen every time your sims have to buy something to eat? Making everything accessible though a catalogue is how they eased us into this loading screen simulator

[@Salt____22]

Me too it was so much fun!

[@TheEmmaHouli]

Hey you can have same sex relationship and romantic interactions in the Sims 1. The reason it didn't work here is because you went straight for the hot tub which gave you special interactions but once you got out of the hot tub you had to do a lot of friendly interactions before romance shows up. The only thing was same sex marriage was not available but they could be "joined"

[@browncesario]

thank you so much that was driving me crazy! the sims having gay people from the very beginning is a cornerstone of the game

[@mitsuri_supremacy2342]

@@browncesariothe only thing you can’t do is have babies but in sims 3 the future pack has lesbian baby options but I can’t figure out how to return to normal world

[@mimosa5174]

Hot date and superstar were the only 2 expansions I ever had for sims 1 and they were more than enough for YEARS of gaming. Hot date’s dinner dates were so fun and worked so well I literally used to just take my sim out to fill their hunger need instead of cooking!! Sims 4 could never

[@peterrabbitn787]

I have all expansions and would love to have the same game with just a slightly better graphic

[@lirpa2300]

The Sims Vacation was really good as well. The different locations to go on vacations STILL has the most gameplay from any of the other Sims that had vacation packs.

[@carmenphoon]

Satch: Go away Kieran, we don't need you anymore. Kieran: I shall start a fire then... 💀

[@KiTkAt-si1fr]

You've outdone yourself with the thumbnail Satch 😂

[@Shady00018]

love the constant jabs at Sims 4. HAHAH!

[@Uneclipsed]

I miss one-sided/uneven relationship dynamics so much 😮‍💨 it made for deeper/funnier storylines. And this silly little video made me laugh more than TS4 has in years.

[@roooooooxanne2432]

0:02 bruh the way the glasses appeared lol we will see today ❤

[@DV-tx6ol]

"Accio librarian glasses"

[@mullerlira4391]

I was about to say that hahahaha

[@nedrane297]

Yes! He is crying because he did it "that bad"! I sooo love The Sims 1. They've made the franchise much too "family friendly" when previous games went both ways, it was up to you how naughty or family friendly you were with them.

[@fathermetalASMR]

*Thumbnail of the Year* 🏆🥇

[@TheMetalValkyrie]

How the stray cat walked up to Kerian and rubbed against his leg is something the sims 4 is miss, good animations

[@rachelgriner4133]

If you put up a No Pets sign, stray cats and dogs stay off your lot.

[@EdanGrey]

This video gives me some serious nostalgia. It was absolutely CHAOS!

[@cwb1400]

I remember being blown away by hot date! You got the beach and picnics and all the cool objects. It was so fun!

[@IAARPOTI]

The thumbnail and the stare. It's so perfect

[@nedrane297]

The problem with deleting them to resolve the needs is that then their social need is full and they don't want to do social interactions as they don't have a "need" to do them.

[@SteamyPMcGee]

Relatable content

[@marcialaboo3996]

I was 19 when the sims came out and it was EVERYTHING. My mom and I played this game NonStop! I played for years after sims 2 came out and I miss it. This video just made me so happy! I wanna go back and play again!

[@SteamyPMcGee]

Those wavy kitchen counters are engraved on my memory.

[@karinafarrell6035]

Yes! All my rich sims had those counters! 😂

[@297St4rsinJ4rs]

Not the sims AI actually WORKING when you dine! lol I go to an art school and one of the game programmer teachers had the nerve to say he worked on the sims 4 AI 😂😂😂😂!!! He said it proud and with all his chest 😂😂😂😂!!! How cute but maybe he could have kept that to himself 😅😅😅😂

[@Scarylyn14]

You should’ve erupted with laughter and just left the room honestly 😂

[@Narangarath]

Oh, that poor delusional man. I don't think I could have kept from loudly commenting on the stellar quality work... 😂

[@synthellaart1587]

Not even 5min in and the game is already much nire exciting than Sims 4. I feel very nostalgic. I should play Sims 1 just for the memories.

[@anniinaxh]

"I'm just having fun buying things I don't really wanna date" that's ME 🤣

[@xkristixx]

Funny story... my mom wouldn't let me get this expansion until I was 13, despite me playing The Sims (a teen-rated game) since I was 7/8, all because it was called "Hot Date." 😂

[@Scarylyn14]

Meanwhile my dad spent his time playing games like Leisure Suit Larry and didn’t bat an eye at Hot Date 😂 parents are such a trip 😂

[@emo8071]

@@Scarylyn14 What I find very funny is that some people are like I can't believe I was allowed to play this or that I wasn't allowed to and I'm over here like I got leisure suit larry: university uncut at 12 years old because my mum thought it was like the sims 1... and didn't know it wasn't until after I had my dear old Nan play it and by then it was too late to take it off me. lol 🤣

[@BelgianDude]

Never use Satch's "actually" as the drinking word unless you wanna end up in the hospital

[@corabeani]

Shout out to Sims 1 cat circling the sim's legs... Unlike the game who shall not be named.

[@elainal6847]

I came to confess that my first experience with teenage puberty " funny feelings" involved a relationship with a sim on a "hot date"

[@lilhedgehog8576]

The thumbnail is absolutely hilarious. I love it. You look like a child sitting in the smallest kitty pool and they are so unhappy. 😂🤣

[@princessbright333]

You know the Sim 4 is bad when SatchOn's most frequent praise for Hot Date is how well it functions. Ya know, like a game should!

[@jamiillynn]

the thumbnail is a masterpiece

[@longtimebrick8]

"The Sims 4 could never" had me 💀

[@sashazukiwskyj3071]

Fun fact about the Sims 1 that I learnt while playing it when it came out. If you buy the turkey - all the neighbours, come to your house, so if you need friends for a promotion at work, buy a turkey invite them all in and when you carve it, they all applaud, and you can build relationships while eating it.

[@casfletcher4076]

the sims 4 firemen really could never. they came to my house and started complaining about how the house was dirty instead of attending to my sim who was on fire.

[@sammonesilver]

in my game its the opposite, its like they somehow disabled fire as an option completely ;-; even the shitty level 0 cooking teenager making grilled sammiches cannot get it burning...

[@anastasiasux]

I cant stop trying to heal my soul with binging food and your videos xoxo

[@lydiayeonnie]

This is an award winning thumbnail

[@Twirlingbarbie]

all the red bright furniture that came with this was all I wanted in the 00's!

[@nakseli]

The Sims 1 is so stressful for real 😭

[@christiano_vibez]

I had way too much fun with this pack years ago I was full on loving it. I'd put it in every home and be so overly hyped by the loveheart hot tub

[@Kwillow666]

Would love to see more vintage Sims let’s plays, Satch! Keep up the great work. 🫶

[@thalitabraga3553]

The Sims 1 AI is more reliable than The Sims 4 AI.... I'm Sad but not surprised

[@InfamousAsh]

2:34 Sims 1 cooking on oven was like almost 70 to 85% Certain Death for any sims even w high cooking skill! can't forget how many times Bob & Betty got burned due to this thing back when I was like 8 or smth!

[@carmenphoon]

LOL!! The thumbnail is a masterpiece! 😂😂😂

[@Carmelo47423]

This is such a throwback oml 😍❤️🙏 I think it was initially the only pack our parents allowed. They had no idea 😂😂

[@AussieCassPlays]

I was going to propose a new drinking game where you take a drink every time Satch says “the Sims 4 could never”, but then I realised that would be fatal! 😂

[@cezza_4]

this was fantastic. A great walk down memory lane. Sims 4 could never

[@vanyadolly]

I've also picked up TS1 again recently. It truly is a timeless game. 😂 They need to release this on mobile at the very least. My favourite thing about HD was that you had different flirt options if you took a date to the bar, and they were A LOT.

[@occultpriestess]

Epic Thumbnail Cover!!😂😂I played Sims 1 as a 20 something year old- adult. I've played every sims PC game Now a days, I play sims 4 but other than graphics it is a sorry excuse for a Sims game. Lately I've been playing "BANISHED". Who are your favorite Sims Video makers? I never see simmers suggesting other channels, they only suggest mods or patreons.

[@万恶共匪毒害中华]

If they update Sims 1 animations and graphics, I would totally play it

[@lancylotta]

Im waiting for Satch into the future ♥️🛸

[@ciciciciciclala]

I think he cried because his baby was taken away, not because of the seks 😂

[@MaryLoveJane]

Omg even I forgot about the baby 😅

[@rachelgriner4133]

Grow the baby. If you have another, have the child stay home from school to take care of the baby for you while you work and socialize. If his grades drop, he can study to bring them back up without the fear of being sent off to military school.

[@mgc8420]

I am a STRAIGHT USA male and I watch you a lot!

[@vindifference]

Disable the Free Will option hunny. Save yourself the trouble.

[@alyss4192]

Sims 1 gameplay went more smooth and expressive than sims 4? Not suprising anymore 😂

[@ApeLoverFr]

i would give my life saving to get a game with the gameplay of sims 1-3 with the visuals/graphics of sim 4 💔

[@moopthesims]

I love your old sims games gameplay videos❤

[@MaryLoveJane]

I forget exactly how, but there was a symbol you could put at the end of the Rosebud cheat and the cheat window would stay up with your text. So you could just keep pressing enter to add money instead of re-writing the cheat over and over. I think I would copy & paste the “;:” until I couldn’t paste anymore, and then I think I made the last character “]”. Then I would just set some sort of weight on my enter key, and then go do something else until I reached maximum funds 😅

[@HappilyCarnivore]

Yes, I would love to see you play more of the Sims 1. I'm fairly new so don't know if you ever play Sims 2 or 3 but I would like to watch those too.

[@adrienhorrell5612]

"i wonder if there's a mod in the sims 4" Wicked Whims, Satch. Wicked Whims.

[@Kinosho_Kawakami]

i always liked the "environment need". it's a realistic want to fill your house with things you find appealing and not leave it empty and barren. yes you can have romantic interactions with same sex sims but they need to be compatible. it's not like in Sims 4 where you can bone anyone you like. personality, however simplistic it used to be, played a major role in which sim actually accepted your advances for romance and sexual attraction. even Sims 1 had more character and depth than Sims 4 will ever have. you should've made a sim that matches one of your two sims so it's easier to get them to romance stage. also it's a bit hard to keep anyone in any kind of water if their hygiene is completely full and they're not into each other as much. also also you should've turned off their autonomy if you wanted more control, though i guess that was the whole point of how chaotic Sims 1 could get, which is why we love the game to this day.

[@olybee700]

Its about 25 years ago that I played this game when it released and I still remember all the settings.

[@sillylittleash]

the thumbnail traumatized me

[@vanyadolly]

I loved the room score! Early on TS1 even had a whole rating tab for what your sims thought about the house layout, decorations etc. They actually cared about the life-simulation and decorating aspects as part of the gameplay rather than a lifeless sandbox...

[@iAvrilFan1]

Seeing roaches in Sims 1 explains why they were used in the Sims 2 game as well

[@mackenzieo-b7610]

absolutely would love some sims 1,2 & 3 lets plays- honestly over watching sims 4 glitchy game 😂

[@Sara-yl8ug]

This game has such a cozy feel to it.

[@BuffedKiwiNewZealand]

Come on Satch Really? That Thumbnail is too much for us man DAMN >:3

[@DrCatdeJong]

Lol my sim was a total mess and she only had 1 friend. Kissing was the best way to get the social bar up so i also had a lesbian sim 😂

[@lightning5420]

Red hot fire balls are too hot for this current generation 😂

[@M335h1]

I can't believe I came home from high school and played this game to unwind.... 😅❤

[@nedrane297]

LOL, my niece would call you a "reckless player" because you didn't have a fire alarm or burglar alarm

[@Norahq]

There isnt a wohoo option in the sims 1. Children were made by 3 times kissing in a row

[@feloniousbutterfly]

Please allow the music and sound effects from the game to be heard.

[@kikibummie]

"Can you guys just do what I want you to do? CAN YOU JUST DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO.. PLEASE?" My life during social interactions.. LMAO

[@regularperson9965]

OMG you knew! Hot date has a soft place in my heart. My sim had so much simulated sex with Danilo, my andro crush in hs. Gawd he baked me a cake, but statistics class pressured me so much to eat the cake he baked for me so I had to share it with the whole statistics class. I fantasized about eating it with just him (saved it and carried it around all day, waiting to seeing him after school). Sadly highschool is the worst place for a gay boy to find love, which is why I only date older and daddies now. But damn I loved the smell of his sweater even though there was a heavy note of sweat and 2 am nightmare cold sweat. Lets just say thank god the sims 1 exchange closed down or you would need an adult to see the lots I uploaded.

[@jinxedee]

I think the sims and sims 2 both where very needy for light so u would pretty much fill all ur rooms with as much as lightbulbs as they needed to feel good in their house.

[@NurseGardenerRN]

I love the thumbnail!!

[@Lenorea]

Sims: won’t stay in the hot tub because they have low needs they need to fulfill. Also the sims: constantly pissing themselves because they won’t go to the bathroom.

[@jfcfanfic]

Thumbnail was awesome.

[@Pixieroses]

God I love when Brit’s say “oh for fuck sake!” It’s just amazing 😂

[@kellymarieapplebee]

Hahahahaha that THUMBNAIL, you killed me!

[@collbn]

The thumbnail on this video gives me life. lol

[@Cloudyskies333]

That thumbnail is something!

[@xoxo_noe]

ahhh I didn't know about the rosebud multiplier cheat, thank you for sharing!

[@silvervixen007]

The thumbnail is everything😂😂

[@GXSimmer]

😂 Laughed my a** off! This was so much fun!

[@April7739]

Take them back to downtown and have them play in the dressing room. That one’s really something.

[@habeessatt]

10:35 it's literally 11 yo me in 2008 trying to make sims woohoo in the Sims 2. god that was hard

[@vanillaobjective]

The way you were like ok 👍 without even flinching at the social services taking your baby 💀💀💀

[@NoobSimmerKP]

Your thumbnail though 😂😂😂❤

[@talkaboutwacky]

The thumbnail of the dude in the hot tub cracked me up!

[@the-gaming-doc]

You know you've been playing for too long when you press 3 thinking it's going to speed up Satch's game

[@FriedFreezer]

Why would you do that he’s speeding through the whole thing 😭

[@the-gaming-doc]

@FriedFreezer Idk it was just a reflex lol

[@VickiDee88]

"I'm just having fun buying things, I don't wanna date" Same bro, same

[@mojyoqueen350]

"Sims 4 is the worst, you can't make multiple sims do what they supposed to do!" welp... Sims 1 has similar problem.

[@mkt._]

Absolutely losing it every time you finally wrangle one sim into the action just for the other to immediately stop and wander off to do something else

[@HappilyCarnivore]

This is why I micromanage the shit out of my sims. I pause the game, then give them instructions, and if one has to wait for the other I'll make them stand in the same room. Otherwise I can't get them to do anything, lol.