Doctor Doom Takes Charge

Spider-Man faces off against Doctor Doom as he claims the entire world for himself. Of course these videos would start getting political… boo!
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[@Gennaropacchiano]

"all men are created equal. Equally beneath me" is something comic book doom would 100% say and summarises his political philosophy perfectly.

[@Maniacman2030]

I mean, a benevolent dictatorship isn't the worst thing we could get. Especially considering what we have now.

[@mikekasich836]

I'm so glad that America will finally be freeing the slaves

[@sergio_henrique]

It basically applies to every "well intentioned" dictator there ever was.

[@karanaher5030]

​@@Maniacman2030The problem with dictatorships are that even if one is truly benevolent and a good leader, after that person dies, the next dictator might be an egoist that'd only bribg ruin. In fact that's how it's been for most benevolent dictators, they're often succeeded by maniacs.

[@Silver...]

@@karanaher5030 we either need someone genetically engineered immortal or an AI as dictator then.

[@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow]

Finally, a politician who keeps his promises and puts the people first. Doesn’t matter if the promises are basic, he’s got my vote.

[@garrettord3304]

And the fact that he gives a straight "No" to unreasonable requests instead of pretending he can do the impossible

[@extrusdnterre1485]

​@@garrettord3304In my country there is free healthcare, what do you mean by impossible?

[@kappascopezz5122]

@@garrettord3304 when "curb inflation" is an unreasonable request that shouldn't be given further discussion

[@Delta5x7]

​@@extrusdnterre1485no such thing as free, you still pay for it through taxes

[@silverblade357]

​@@extrusdnterre1485Well, the usual concerns are things like the quality of that healthcare, the limit on available doctors, the staggering wait times for even emergency care, and the amount of resistance any reform would suffer from the worldwide healthcare enterprise. The amount of healthcare professionals that would dip hits closest to home. I knew tons of students going into pre-med and most of them were motivated by the money.

[@MarioAdNoman]

To be fair, being worried about crops IS an important thing most people forget about. food you buy packed at a supermarket has to come from somewhere

[@reddytoplay9188]

True

[@jmurray1110]

At the very least he could put money into actual efficient crops like rice or potatoes Instead if corn

[@luiscloon3784]

​@@jmurray1110we cant even digest the shit

[@parry3439]

doom with his vast knowledge of cloning and actual fucking magic still does crops the old and natural way

[@fork4207]

Yeah I was just thinking that farmers do make most of our food we buy where do you think pork or beef comes from.

[@bryanguzman8611]

Fun fact, every time Doctor Doom takes over the world he builds a utopia

[@BaronSengir1008]

Even the goddess Bast acknowledged that...

[@spiffygonzales5160]

Not every time. But damn near.

[@scarletempress2652]

Which is honestly unrealistic, ego-driven dictators don’t make good rulers.

[@Ryoga100]

Even in the marvel zombie universe he somehow built a zombie free safe zone. Until someone was let in by an idiot in charge of checking people and started an infection inside.

[@MouseGoat]

Fun Fact "utopia" literally means a dream that cant be achieved. A perfect world without lose is a world without freedom.

[@jannintime1100]

Let's not lie to ourselves, we'd all vote for Doom if he offered a free Taco every Tuesday.

[@djduncan956]

100th like

[@Little1Cave]

Honestly, that could help solve the world hunger issue. At the very least, everyone is guaranteed at least one meal every week. Would definitely be an upgrade.

[@EndranExit]

@@Little1Cave Yup, also it would reduce taco inflation prices 4head thinking

[@williamdaviddiazcuchimaque7511]

Me recordaste a the lego movie

[@MarquisLeary34]

Fuck yea, more than we get under Democrats/Republicans.

[@ColinGrym]

I know it's a joke, but Doom's first proclamation would be amazing. Slavery absolutely exists in the world today. Modern estimates place people living in literal slavery at about 50 million. This video would make Doom history's greatest emancipator.

[@dastvan8002]

Doctor Doom and the sound of freedom

[@anunexpectedfire4062]

Yeah, that’s where the video lost me. Definitely still exists today, in a pretty big way. Funny overall video, but should have led with the “making it through the winter” one.

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

@@anunexpectedfire4062yep, also, like, a lot of homeless do die in the streets during winter.

[@timothycarney9652]

The problem is Doom was acting like it was perfectly fine and legal, being leader of the world doesn't mean he can say don't do this horrible crime and it stops happening. I can forgive Solid JJ for not going into such a sensitive topic too, probably not the best start to the bit though.

[@ConradKurze]

Yeah, no, slavery is still a thing but it's illegal in every country of the world. So even if Doom has the authority his proclamation doesn't change a thing. It's about enforcing the existing law and probably fixing some loopholes when workers become slaves in everything but the name.

[@Koppu1doragon]

Lets be honest, Peter really needed that free meal a week.

[@Epsicronics]

Poor lad is superheroing around while working for a regular salary in god damn new york, he really does need that free taco.

[@spider-man5544]

We were so close to greatness not until that "fantastic" four barged in

[@nicmalugin-dm9ju]

Everybody would of loved it, I mean that would seriously help

[@bradleychan5684]

(sigh) Yeah...

[@natejackorjillkate4136]

I love how he literally controls the minds of all the leaders, and gives a hard "no" to world peace.

[@jessewilliams3166]

To be fair, world peace will be impossible as long as people have needs and desires and another can provide it. In addition to civil unrests, countless insurgences, criminal organizations and the constant bitter tensions between countries due to social and political differences there will always be some form of conflict even if not full war cold wars or small skirmishes will always happen. So him saying world peace is impossible is just a sad yet true fact, he can help ease tensions but never eliminate them

[@standowner6979]

@jessewilliams3166 source: I ignored economics, political philosophy and ethics and made all of that the phuck up

[@Dumbird0]

@@jessewilliams3166 At least not in one generation. It would take a very long time for everyone in the world to accept each other as one people.

[@jessewilliams3166]

@@standowner6979 Name one instance where world peace was achieved for any period of time beyond maybe a year or two?

[@ChasmChaos]

@@jessewilliams3166 Brah... mind control.

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

Fun fact: comics Doom is genuinely really good at ruling things. Like Latveria is a great place to live exclusively because doctor doom took over. He also wants to take over the world cuz he went to the future with his time machine and every future he doesnt rule sucks

[@AgentofLADON]

Also the national holiday is whenever the hell Doom feels like it

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

Doom isn't actually evil tbh.

[@Spyko-]

also Bastet (yes the egyptian god of, I don't remember, books ?) implied that he would actually be the best personne to be the leader of the world

[@timothycarney9652]

@@Based_Gigachad_001 The best versions of him are anti-villains, antagonists but good for the land they rule, its just they way they go about pursuing their goals abroad as a supervillain that's a problem. Great if you live in Latveria, but he has no compunctions against blasting you around if you meddle in his scheme to take over more, or mess with Richards.

[@Based_Gigachad_001]

@@Spyko- Isn't bastet a cat?

[@Case2_0]

In all seriousness, if a villain deserves a solo movie, it’s Doom. He is the leader of a small country who all just love him. His mom was a sorceress who made a deal with the literal devil in exchange for her soul and Doom fights him every year to get her soul back.

[@theeccentrictripper3863]

It's retarded too cuz they've tried plenty of times to have the whole "what if the villain was sympathetic" shtick and nearly always delivered milquetoast results, Doom is nearly an anti-hero depending on the story and he's an incredibly sympathetic character that more often than not has a prestige and esteem other villains don't enjoy.

[@thewebhead101]

He's also one of the few people to have both excellent magic abilities and peak technology, a combo I find super intriguing for a would be conqueror

[@athan13590]

If you rearrange the letters in Wakanda Forver's shakespearean "It's Namoring Time" you get "I'm Setting Roma in" Doomverse Confirmed

[@jonathancampbell5231]

Mephisto is not the literal Devil- he is just a demon lord who sometimes poses as the Devil. Also, Doom freed his mother from him years ago, with help from Dr Strange. And in some stories he is widely loved, in others he rules with an iron fist.

[@Slappap]

All I wanted one damn good movie about him... but diseny has it and I now fear what they'd do to him.

[@alexross1816]

"All men are created equal..ly beneath me." yup, that's Dr. Doom alright

[@xXFuzzeeXx]

I love how Doom said no to world peace, implying he will continue any ongoing wars and make new ones. *Against himself, because he rules the entire world.*

[@freezeburn9875]

"I'm so bored, how about I start a new war" *Doom throwing darts at a map while blindfolded* "screw it! Russia VS Canada"

[@wallystenson9899]

What about aliens? We have to be ready for the aliens.

[@bradleychan5684]

I think Doom meant against interplanetary and interdimensional threats like Shapeshifting Skrulls and the demons that Dr. Strange deals with every 2 minutes. He would definitely wage war on them to rule them but, counterpoint, many of them legitimately suck worse than him. So much that even the Fantastic Four would realistically drop all past grudges to team up. By sheer technicality, Earth would never have a true World Peace with beings like Mephisto taking Spiderman's marriage and shipping all the MJs with...Paul. Freaking Paul.

[@Lemuel928]

The entire world is a chessboard game?🤔

[@mattwo7]

Apparently Doom actually does care about his own nation's people in the comics and wants to conqueror the world to spread that same benevolence to everyone. Good motivation, good leader, terrible person.

[@rjframe4410]

What gets me is even GODS know that the world would be better off with Doom running it

[@Eva-uw6uo]

Great leader, legitimately loves and cares for his people and country, even confirmed to be the best candidate for "ruler of everything forever" over anyone else by literal gods, teamed up with Dr. Strange to save his mom's soul from the devil... ... and still very much unambiguously evil as fuck. THAT'S how it's done, DOOM fucking rules.

[@limehazard]

​@@Eva-uw6uowait, if he's "best ruler for everything forever", how is he unambiguously evil?

[@Great-Dao-of-Elegance]

​@@limehazardbecause he all he cares about is the result and not the process in how you did it. He would kill half the world if it meant saving it.

[@joebalzanelli943]

@@Great-Dao-of-EleganceThanos thanos thanos🎉🎉🎉💃💃💃

[@IroManiac]

Doctor Doom could be an actual good world leader considering what happens in the video and his origin story

[@kadelin3318]

In the 90s Spider-Man series he's a straight up hero.

[@pharaohbubbles1547]

Except he's still a selfish douche

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

​@@pharaohbubbles1547he's a self agrandizing douche, which is different. He wants people to look up to and worship him, and is fully willing to do that by helping them.

[@thisusernamewasnttakensomehow]

“UN Secretary General Doom” kinda has a ring to it ngl

[@coleodonoghue2981]

Plus considering he can sometimes rival Reed Richards in terms of intelligence (who is the smartest human in marvel) he definitely has the intellect the run at least most of the world

[@blurpletin659]

MF DOOM popped in my head when i heard “i should have brought my autograph book” 0:06

[@thejoey5577]

i was looking for this comment 🤣

[@villain9482]

We must look like total freaks to them

[@KK-mh5lk]

I never realized spider man said that

[@therealgotre123]

Right lead-head

[@diegonunez3492]

your attempts at humor bore me

[@jordanloux3883]

I mean Petes in NYC. A LOT of homeless people freeze to death during the winter.

[@cageybee7221]

yeah but like, he never thinks about them. just like he never thinks about how hitting criminals doesn't actually stop the root causes of crime.

[@ServerYT]

Ostensibly, there's more slaves today that any time in history, we just ignore them, so Spiderman really screwed millions of people by discouraging dr.Doom from ending that.

[@mikekasich836]

Where are Americans going to get their cheap crap without slaves?

[@Maniacman2030]

Everyone ignores the Middle Eastern ones... and African ones... oh and can't forget the Uighurs in China that they sent to be "reeducated". Instead some privileged children will whine about slavery they never experienced and are currently trying to undo the civil rights movement from almost 60 years ago out of spite. Oh right, I almost forgot about the people being trafficked in the Southern U.S. and Mexico. That everyone also ignores because their little flags and libidos matter more than other humans they claim to care about.

[@leandroagonzalez3]

He literally asked like real slaves or the rage against the machine type slaves. More slaves today?? Yeah we all volunteer

[@thickchip3206]

human trafficking is a massive issue that most people either dont notice or ignore@@leandroagonzalez3

[@ServerYT]

@@leandroagonzalez3 No, I am talking about real, actual slaves. You should google it.

[@Nash1t0]

Spider-Man truly lost everything. His future with MJ, his aunt's love, the respect of his friends, and now Taco Tuesday. God Marvel, give my boy a break.

[@maxacorn]

joe says for us to relate to him, peter must be unhappy. ALWAYS!

[@patrickswasey5301]

Wait, he lost Aunt May's love? Did Paul take that too?

[@SunGawdRa]

@@patrickswasey5301 Paul and Doc Ock. It was a hell of a Saturday night. I think Norman and Gwen (clone?) joined in too.

[@planetbirthday6859]

Paul just keeps on winning

[@spider-man5544]

Peter needs to have a vacation on hawaii or somewhere nice

[@dannychefalo432]

That last part had me in tears lol. The iconic Peter scream and the vanishing tacos was a hilarious edit

[@AntiThunder176]

This is actually surprisingly more comic book accurate than people think. Only a couple of months of being at Lapervia and Doom got rid of all the crime and poverty in the country, even if he’s a supervillain his people still love him for what he did for them.

[@ThatIdiotOmega]

The best thing is that Doom would absolutely do that. He may be an awful person, but he has a code of honor.

[@matthewsgeoffmh]

Doom is Lawful Evil, the best kind of Evil.

[@infernaldisdain8051]

He once took over the world with mind control and made it a better place. The only reason he got taken down is that he forgot about Wonderman (like most people do) and Wonderman's only problem was that it was mind control.

[@Qualicabyss]

​@matthewsgeoffmh if you control the law, then what's the difference between lawful and neutral evil?

[@joshuaswart8211]

@@QualicabyssLawful evil usually isn’t about the actual law. It’s about a character following a moral system, which “chaotic” characters do not.

[@timotheebrasseur6188]

​ Wonderwoman and doctor doom? Aren't they from different company?

[@Steven-lz1vo]

Gotta love how he says we all freed the slaves while slavery is completely legal in more than half the world. Edit: I given the replies I genuinely cannot believe this is my most liked comment ever.

[@keeganbate8935]

The moral of the story is Spiderman is so out of touch it's a wonder he can fucking stand

[@user-ik1xu7um5n]

American centralism

[@ronanmcqueary5215]

@@user-ik1xu7um5ntruly

[@D3wd20p]

Yeah feel this video could have gone in a few different ways with more research.

[@michaelsander2878]

Including the UNITED FUCKING STATES. It never ended here. I'd suggest any American that is shocked or incredulous of that statement go give the constitution a read. Especially that XIII amendment.

[@SadToffee]

Choosing to start with those 2 lines has got to be the most subtle MF DOOM reference I've seen in a while. RIP METALFACE.

[@alonsoortigoza6058]

RIP METAL FINGERS😢

[@iccdxliii5409]

RIP King Geedorah 😢

[@pixelatedink955]

Do I detect an obstacle in our path?

[@MrEgofreak]

"All men are created [equally beneath me]." Golden! What a classic! 🤣

[@MikkelKjrJensen]

I love the fact that he couldn't be bothered to be bring about world peace, despite having literal mind control over all the leaders of the world. What a guy.

[@Handle35667]

Slavery is alive in well in many parts of the world. Africa and the Middle East for example. Not sure what this video is talking about with the “end of slavery”.

[@SolitaryLark]

@@Handle35667it’s called a joke

[@primary2630]

Not to mention them being mind controlled is slavery

[@vladislav_sidorenko]

​@@Handle35667Depending on the definition of slavery, Dr. Doom's proclamation may have indeed changed nothing. Chattel slavery, most associated with the term "slavery", is illegal everywhere, but the governments aren't able to enforce it everywhere (e.g. Libya due to its civil war). And frankly it's not likely for a constitution to say that slavery is explicitly allowed in cases where it is (though I do know that the USA's constitution specifically says that it contains an exception for one type of slavery being allowed, which may be changed by Dr. Doom's proclamation)

[@Handle35667]

@@vladislav_sidorenko you couldn’t be more wrong. Chattel slavery is not a crime in half the world. Moreover chattel slavery is still practiced in many parts of the world. There are probably more chattel slaves today than at any point in human history.

[@AzurePursuer]

I do like how Spiderman is just entirely unawares that there is more slavery now around the world than there ever was in the past. Really sells that being an American thing.

[@maxacorn]

and the fact that latveria is more technologically advanced than the US.

[@iainwmacintosh]

Not only are there more enslaved people today than before the 13thA, America has slaves, ~2M people are in prison and the 13thA removes your freedom from slavery the moment you break any law (in theory, the 13th Amendment allows the government to enslave Americans for jaywalking)

[@LinuxVeteran]

Solid jj made a comment and said it wasn't something he considered when he wrote the script, but it's so in-character for his version of spiderman that it actually works better.

[@AzurePursuer]

And? I think his video is completely in touch. half of Americans still think White people invented Slavery. I wouldn't be surprised if they were also unawares of the fact that slavery is more prolific now than ever before.@@LinuxVeteran

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

Not more “than there ever was in the past,” but definitely a lot.

[@betatester66]

*One beer starts playing*

[@ratwithafork]

THERE’S ONLY 1 BEER LEFT

[@villain9482]

​@@ratwithafork Rappers screaming 🗣️‼️ all in our ears like WE'RE DEAF 👂🏿 ❌

[@nemostakan8386]

“We kinda stopped doing that, like, a while ago.” **laughs in 13th Amendment loophole**

[@djordjekrsmanovic]

There actually was a comic where Doom does exactly this Mind controls the world leaders and becomes the king of the world and honestly his world turned out pretty good Achieved World peace Ended world hunger Ended the apartheid in South Africa Created a booming economy for every country in the world

[@roasted.cheese]

DOOM is master of the world!

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Taco tuesday?

[@lizd2943]

And then he got bored and quit.

[@jonathancampbell5231]

There are actually TWO comics where he does this. Both times, he got bored. There is also a book where he makes a faulty cosmic cube and rules the world that way- he improves a lot of things but he's tyrannical in a bunch of other ways (like using telepaths as literal thought police, running concentration camps, having a man's eyes gouged out etc) and the Cube is killing him so his ultimate intention is to use it to kill absolutely everyone before he kicks the bucket.

[@Lokopps]

⁠couple of the first lines in this parody are taken straight out of the 1980s show

[@Unfunny_Frog]

“All men are created equal…ly beneath me” Shiii I’ll take it

[@hellacoorinna9995]

'least the man's honest. Unlike "Hello I am Poltician McPolitician, and I will do these things if you vote me in except I might do a couple of the things then jangle the other things I said I'd do for the next election cycle even though I said I'd do them last time around" Doom being a Dictator would get sh*t done because a Dictator tells people what will happen.

[@justins8634]

There's only one beer left

[@owenleal]

I like how Spider Man went from trying to stop Doom to being his VP.

[@devourerofsouls4079]

I thought that spiderman was just going to be suprised by how good a leader doom was, but doom just being like... REALLY far behind against the rest of the world is 10x funneir.

[@nash6568]

Yeah I honestly thought that was what gonna happen. He’d keep building up things like he was gonna say something bad and then BAM! Ultra good thing. But this was funny too 😊

[@Gloomdrake]

Idk, Doom was onto something with that first one. There are still a bunch of slaves all over the world, but Spider-Man had to come and ruin it with his America Brain

[@nash6568]

@@Gloomdrake Yeah Slavery and World Hunger are depressingly real

[@alecLogan]

@@Gloomdrake In fairness, most ‘smort’ enough to still be doing slavery have the brain material to either hide it or phrase it as “indentured servitude” which “totally isn’t” slavery 2.0.

[@OptimusSledge]

@@Gloomdrake Just lol if you think America doesn't still have slaves. But they call them "prisoners" now, so it's ok.

[@lesliejacoby9137]

That last bit of spiderman reaching out for the tacos as they fade from existence has left me in shambles 😂.

[@abigails4088]

that was the icing on the cake... Peter was SOOO CLOSE.

[@madtiger45]

I might be wrong, but if I remember correctly, Doom was only a bad guy once he first got his powers because he went through a small emo/villain phase, and then he started using his powers to help & lead Latveria and became a severely underrated hero that everyone only remembers as a villain. There's a whole bit where he fights himself from the future, gets sent back in time, and becomes the version of himself from the future that sent himself back in time just to get powerful enough to take on an omega-level. Also slavery is still very much a thing today, look up "indentured servitude" which is what the cool kids are calling it these days. It's very popular in the middle east. In countries where the government is pretty much non-existent and everything is ran by the rich they will literally execute their "servants" on a whim without needing to explain themselves in court or to anyone for that matter.

[@pizzaeldante3446]

Actually, Doctor Doom actually did a good thing by not doing world peace, because it straight up wouldn't work nowadays, too many conflicting ideals for world peace to be possible. Unironically, Taco Tuesday is the closest thing we will get to World Peace.

[@fr4n88]

I love how Spider-Man gets censored/bleeped out whenever he swears but Dr Doom doesn't, the attention to detail on these skits are really something else

[@CapitalBORG]

'Doctor Doom swears as he pleases!'

[@misdrievousdemise3815]

This could be a reference to one of those old Spiderman games that don't allow you to type expletives in the cheat code menu

[@ricardonb6375]

@@misdrievousdemise3815 But I think the main reason this Spider-Man's f-bombs are censored is because this was from the 1981 cartoon and the other two that had Spider-Man, Iceman, and Firestorm were from the Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends cartoon that came later after the previous one and at that time many network censors were becoming far more aware of what can be show and what can't. The Spider-Man vids that had scenes from the 60's, 90's, Ultimate, and 2002 film has the swearing uncensored.

[@justinokraski3796]

Also it’s the UN and you can’t just censor world leaders

[@John_EMIYA_Miller]

​@@ricardonb6375 I think it's much simpler than that. One of jj's earlier vids involving Spider-Man, Iceman, and Firestar got demonitized for swearing; so jj was forced to re-upload the vid with all the swears bleeped out. So, Spider-Man being bleeped here is most likely a wink and nod to the events surrounding the previous video.

[@Darthvegeta8000]

Ironically in the comics he once did take over the world with mind control. And then let it slip away because he was kinda bored with it. Doom is truly the best thing Marvel has as an antagonist. He works as a villain. He works as a hero. He works as an anti hero. He works as dead serious. He works comically; And somehow all of the above can work in the same setting.

[@MaydupNem]

"fool! Dr. Doom toots as he pleases!"

[@amusingmoose9924]

Too bad he doesn’t work in film

[@Nevertoleave]

I like how he hates squirrel girl

[@michaelandreipalon359]

So, Magneto?

[@snaketooth0943]

@@Nevertoleave oh, I heard she beat him in a fight but didn't know he hated her for it. Makes sense, though: if I were a big supervillain and I got beat by one of the goofiest superheroes imaginable, I'd hate them as well.

[@zsedcftglkjh]

"We stopped doing that a while ago." *Africa and Asian countries sweating bullets.*

[@sodapopragsable]

Spiderman reaching for the fading tacos after accepting Doom's rule and giving up on world peace--it was a moment we've all had in one form or another. That brief moment of the possibility of free tacos when you thought everything would just work out all right... RIP free tacos

[@ADCD-dj8gz]

“How have they not been coming after you like Castro” is said with such desperation. Best line in the video

[@Deathmare235]

The more I think about it I’m surprised the us never got a group to assassinate doom maybe get shield on the case

[@steelbear2063]

@@Deathmare235 I'm not well-versed on the Marvel lore, but I would think that they tried and failed each time. I mean Castro survived like what, 600 assassination attempts? And he wasn't even a super-genius with a suit of Ironman-ish armor and an army of robots, not to mention that Cuba is very close to the US

[@Deathmare235]

@@steelbear2063 they never mentioned it, would be a cool story if a covert us group attacked dr doom and the fantastic four helped doom

[@nathanielbass771]

they actually have and due to Doom being so dangerous, their solution was diplomatic, that so long as Doom kept to himself within Latveria, there would be no more attempts on him but any time that he DOES wander out, like he is so prone to doing, he is subject to that country's laws like any other person. Doom is the kind of guy to make a hologram of himself for safety, then will appear in person to mess with peoples' heads before running off and doing the same trick again with a robot or something. He's basically Marvel's version of Joker and Batman.

[@edmardisla8492]

@@nathanielbass771 but with magic

[@prod.icemarisso]

As a MF DOOM fan that "gosh I wish I brought my autograph book" made me smile

[@Skorpio96]

Facts!!!!

[@jaytwobeetwo]

Same

[@iccdxliii5409]

Ikr!

[@iccdxliii5409]

“YOURE WEIRD”

[@ben_baudelaire]

I was literally looking for this comment rn

[@nicktroisi6347]

I love that both Doctor Doom and Spider-Man are confused by each other like Doom is trying to solve all these problems and Spider-Man just comes up with the most simple solutions he’s not even sure about or things that are already solved or abolished 😂😂😂

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

"We kinda stopped doing that a while ago." Well, I mean, not everywhere. And since the fall of Lybia, there's been a huge resurgence of it in North Africa, so there are some places that would hugely benefit from this declaration if he can enforce it.

[@Potato571]

Doom won’t even be accepted by the villains anymore…

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Doom and Lex should talk

[@LordTyph]

"Doom does not seek their acceptance. They should seek Doom's."

[@kingcole5977]

All the villains almost got a free taco every week

[@DAv2003]

"All men are created equal...ly beneath me." Yep. That's him. That's Doom alright.

[@thewilly_does_stuff]

The way I instantly recognized that quote from one beer

[@TheHulkbuster13]

In the comics the people in latveria actually love Dr Doom. There’s no hunger, they some of the best technology on the planet. There was a comic where Latveria went hell when Doom was thought to be dead. Came back, took power and fixed everything.

[@timv1109]

Love that line "All are created equally....beneath me"

[@johncampbell9448]

Fun Fact: Latveria is actually very prosperous under Doom’s rule.

[@timothycarney9652]

I like to imagine that going by the older style of animation this is taken from that this is a Doom that took over his nation VERY recently. I would love a follow up where it is revealed he went back and gave Latveria a glow up- like the fantastic four come to twart him and it turns out they just misconstrued his measures to improve his nation's standard of living as part of an evil scheme. Bonus points if it turns out he overshot, and his comments highlight flaws in the USA like the healthcare system, or maybe college in Latveria is free or whatever. Bonus points if Richards mentions an invention that could help and Doom assumes that then its widely available in america and Richards is showing him up- only for Reed to confess he hasn't actually mass produced it so his invention that would massively improve the average person's life is just sitting in his lab doing nothing.

[@MarquisLeary34]

Mostly true; it still seems backward in some ways since Victor is obsessed with preserving it in his childhood vision o fit.

[@tinkerer3399]

It varies depending on the author. But yeah overall it's viewed as pretty good as long as you don't speak against Doom.

[@Mr.Monacle]

​@@tinkerer3399to be fair, given Doom has turned Latveria into a technological juggernaut comparable to Wakanda in terms of development, and he did so... pretty much singlehandedly, I'd be genuinely baffled by anyone speaking out against Doom

[@nieznajomy4398]

Yeah, Latveria main source of export are Doom's patents that he is selling. But in the same time this is very dangerous since without Doom this country would be economically doomed.

[@ThePuff18]

I love how it slowly goes from “I’m fuckin all yall, so you get 1 last wish” to “spider-man, dude, help me be a better person.”

[@Calmputer]

I kind of vibe with the idea that Dr. Doom is the leader of the *entire* world, but world peace is still not possible to achieve. meaning he's *fighting against himself* like ... yeah, that tracks.

[@fortunatesoul12]

I like this alternate timeline where Spider-Man is not from New York and doesn't know about people dying in the cold because of lack of housing

[@shinyrayquaza9]

and hostile architecture

[@drakegrandx5914]

To be fair Spidey was talking about a different kind of "surviving Winter", which is why he said "most of them". Doom was speaking of "surviving Winter" in the Medieval way of "producing and gathering enough resources to survive as a community", which the West has already succeeded in quite a while ago; now the people who die are because they don't have enough money, not because "the harvest was bad" (and are also an exception).

[@joshuawells7415]

​​@@drakegrandx5914I think they were on the same page actually with literally surviving the cold because Doom said he would come back to crop harvests at a latter date

[@neomcdoom]

He literally said most

[@ChasmChaos]

​@@drakegrandx5914 how has the West succeeded in "producing and gathering enough resources to survive as a community"? In the West, Oligarchs have succeeded in hoarding all resources produced by the rest, and the folks at the very bottom often don't survive.

[@buddysadventuregame1255]

He's only 2 minutes into the job and he already surpassed %98 of most politicians

[@R8DYSETGO]

Spiderman DEFINITELY lied to Doom about us not having slaves anymore

[@fjordojustice]

You realize that there are still a lot slaves across the world, right? Including in America, where Spider Man lives. But for some reason Doom here is being portrayed as silly for thinking that world slavery is a problem worth solving.

[@ddl3718]

“DOOM I wish I brought my autograph book” that phrase is iconic

[@keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

couldn't have been the only one that immediately got hit with an MF DOOM flavoured flashbang at the start of this

[@firstlettersecondpower]

@@keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaok good im not crazy

[@EthanlyStuff]

"your attempts at humor bore me"

[@smproductions7141]

@@keiraaaaaaaaaaaaaa Oh dude, of course. That whole episode just reminds me of DOOM's samples.

[@Addyrail]

RIP to the villain, truly the illest of all.

[@ptolemeeselenion1542]

Funniest thing is that, in every future timeline or alternate universe in which Doctor Doom wins, he actually instigate such political changes on a global scale.

[@vinceb.8363]

And then he gives it all up cus he's bored

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

That's why Doom is the best

[@chompythebeast]

Global socialism is good Liquidating the ruling class is good

[@nathanielbass771]

well, not exactly, he has also implanted chips in everyone's brains, turning them into robot humans and essentially causing the extinction of humanity and in his own words, "the individual no longer matters because they are no longer human" , literally only doing what he tells them to do. He has created some paradises, but underneath it all, Doom is a genocidal maniac that has killed thousands and will do anything to get even his most petty of desires. In one of those paradises, he cured The Thing just to spite Reed Richards and basically created an impenetrable defense because the other supervillains were just as destructive as he was and he didn't want to deal with them, leaving the planet everyone was stuck on to be destroyed by the other villains while he and the "grateful populace" lived in an impenetrable city.

[@daelnelbel]

I think in one of them the Panther Spirit in Wakanda ends up granting him the black panther powers because the spirit saw the future and was like ”… this is literally exactly what I want.”

[@mr.fahrenheit1675]

Well the crops question was legit.

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

One free meal a week would actually be a massive help to some massive problems.

[@fuzzwobble]

The absolute hilarity of this skit is that Latveria is a super cool place to live with excellent social programs, education, survival rate and all. Latveria in the lore is beyond most of the world because Dr Doom has a soft spot for it.

[@TheDCbiz]

How does genosha, Atlantis, Wakanda, latveria all stack up?

[@fuzzwobble]

@@TheDCbiz I'd love to see an informed comparison myself. Latverians are extremely well-off. While I know a bit about the other realms you've listed having paragon societies, I also know they have sort of caste systems, so I wonder how their civilians fair as-a-whole?

[@TheDCbiz]

@@fuzzwobble true

[@Magic_M_Hayashi]

@@TheDCbiz But the real question is how does Latveria stack up to Latvia?

[@TheDCbiz]

@@Magic_M_Hayashi latveria out performs latvia. Latvia is an IRL nation and latveria is a Dr doom utopia

[@Manjustman_25806]

It’s really sad that doctor doom’s slave act is kinda needed in real life

[@JeroenDoes]

The bigger question is how to enforce it. Paying people a wage and then taking it all back in room rent and food I, sadly, a think. Technically not slavery but with the same outcome.

[@Ralampos]

@@JeroenDoes We have actual slaves but whatever, focus on the free worker.

[@Gabe600]

​@@Ralamposare you stupid?

[@Gookwear]

​@@RalamposI think the problem is that modern slaves are very protected by private companies like Nestlé, for example, and due to their high economic and even political power even if the countries that are affected wanted to do something they couldn't (not that they want to do anything because if I'm not mistaken they bribe the rulers to ignore everything)

[@GarethXL]

​@@Ralamposi mean like spiderman he's most likely american which means they know little of how the world really is

[@ignitedmotion5807]

The moment that slave part came in I was like, ooookay how do we tell em?

[@demoknight4561]

fun fact in the marvel comics continuity a world ruled by Doom is one of the VERY FEW universes where humanity actually does enter a paradise age. Sure it starts off as hell on earth as Doom conquers all, but apparently he does actually devote himself to a better world once his power is cemented in place. It is so good that despite learnign of all the atrocities that he commited to get there, a few of the heroes question if they have the right to undo what he did (it was a time travel comic they got sent to the future)

[@raginggamers3144]

3:11 no way you did Spiderman dirty like that lmao

[@miro4D2]

It was humorous and had me smiling. Then Spider-Man’s last grasp at Taco Tuesday as it disappeared into the ether had me busting up. Thank you for that!

[@jneal1347]

Taco Tuesday got -Thanos- Fantastic Four snapped

[@firebrand723]

Honestly they might be simple, but doom’s goals and what he’s asking about are legitimately good things for a leader to do. And since he’s a master of the entire world the things he’s bringing up are legitimate concerns.

[@VestedUTuber]

"Rest assured that the world has never been in better hands" Truer words have never been spoken. I'm not joking, in the Marvel universe, one of the gods of the setting revealed that only future that humanity survives is the one where Doom reigns supreme. And really, when you look at his track record he's good leader. A little on the heavy-handed side but Latvaria has (relatively) prospered under his rule.

[@NidotheKing]

In one story, the Panther god of Wakanda looked into a near infinite amount of parallel worlds and saw that the most prosperous timelines were the ones with Doom in charge.

[@illdecidelater723]

Honestly one of the funnier bits about this is that doom has been acknowledged by actual gods as the singlularly most fit person to run the world, the panther diety associated with the black panther unambiguously said that if doom ruled the world it would be an actual utopia.

[@cwrocks11]

What comic what that in? I wanna check it out

[@niko2239]

Yeah, in the video Doom declines free healthcare for all, but i'm pretty sure that in reality he'd likely have started with that. In some versions/stories where he does for a moment take over the world, doesn't he do this?

[@mikhaelgribkov4117]

@@niko2239 he ended apartheid when used Purple Man's powers and only lost control because he got bored.

[@MyShiroyuki]

@@niko2239Doom would probably one up that and make it so nobody gets sick or hurt so healthcare and hospitals would become a thing of the past.

[@patrickswasey5301]

Makes sense, a ruler needs to project power and sometimes take cruel but pragmatic decisions. Not many heroes are cut out for that.

[@Maverick626]

the scream of pain at the vanishing tacos, thats just painful to watch man ... great job!

[@kendrajade6688]

In the ENTIRE WORLD? There's still totally slaves.

[@melving.8971]

0:01 Mandatory MF DOOM reference

[@villain9482]

It'd be absolutely criminal he if didn't.

[@reilen4359]

I legit laughed at "All men are created equal...ly below me" That is perfect Dr. Doom.

[@freezeburn9875]

I love how he mind controls hundreds of world leaders to be his servants and then calls for the freedom of all slaves as his first act

[@BIastProcX]

Ironically Doom is actually a very great leader. There's equality, no crimes, high education etc. Idc if it's a dictatorship

[@matthewgagnon9426]

Until you speed in Latveria and get the death penalty.

[@BIastProcX]

@@matthewgagnon9426 Bruh fym Latveria is a safe zone

[@nicholascompton2115]

That's because unlike real-life dictators, Doom doesn't have to worry about his supporters turning on him - even when it's not a Doombot, anyone dumb enough to do so gets Eldritch Blasted. In real life, dictators have to play a balancing act with what they give their supporters, and risk getting overthrown if they get unhappy. Doom doesn't have to worry about that - he's top dog, if he says funds are going to education, they are going to education, not more tanks. Argue with him at your own risk.

[@haustyl12]

Doom can make the world a better place, as long as everyone in the world worships him for it

[@jplayzow]

@@nicholascompton2115 the problem is it's short sighted. He might be fine even if we consider him holding this his entire life without an early death or mental illness ..what next

[@Kakawhat]

To be fair, taco Tuesday would be pretty sick back in Latveria.

[@neonthunder3261]

I'd roll with it

[@christophbarra1841]

Not gonna lie, he pretty much got MY vote with that. Free Tacos?! Count me in!

[@philipbrackett443]

3:11 that scream of loss is so raw, so real

[@strpe9701]

The set up for the last 7 seconds is worth it

[@clown2015]

Dr. Doom is 40k Emperor of Mankind. Ruthless as hell, but efficient, effective, and sees the big picture.

[@Appletank8]

Professionals, have standards

[@TheNumber]

I liked when DOOM said, “There is only one beer left, rappers screaming in all our ears like we’re deaf.” That was crazy

[@elfojo6785]

Fire that first sentence in the video is word for word in the song too

[@treescompany3462]

RIP

[@Squarry]

Tempt me, do a number on the label

[@chrisvainio]

@@Squarryeat up all the MCs, and drink em under the table

[@roasted.cheese]

@@chrisvainio like it's on me, put it on my tab kid

[@jasonhasenfus6090]

I love the idea that doctor doom is so focus on taking over the world and spending his countries treasury in super weapons it kept his country in a permanent medieval style state to the post where doctor doom think it’s Normal.

[@timomajere]

and this was the Insomniac Spider-man backstory arc. He can never sleep again knowing his dream was so close and then gone forever.

[@ValcronGaming]

2:15 Doom’s face of just, “head empty, no thoughts” fucking kills me when Spider-Man starts questioning him.

[@Skarix]

0:51 “we kinda stopped doing [slavery] like, like a while ago” ooooooooohhhhh ohhhh nooo… who- who’s gonna tell Peter?

[@Iiiiiiiii69iiiiiiiiii]

SLAVERY EXISTS?!?!

[@asafupps]

The tragic reach after the fading tacos is truly painful

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

"I was a God once. I found it....beneath me." - Dr.Doom

[@Jeezes718]

What's funny is that latveria is actually thriving, and he actually takes care of it. He somehow always drops the ball when it comes to ruining reed richards life, that never lasts long. But latveria is perfectly fine. He once successfully ran it by astral projecting himself from hell, and things still went well.

[@hamham0317]

The dying from the winter thing actually makes sense as beside jokes, Dr.Doom's dad froze to death keeping him warm during a blizzard while hiding from Latveria's brrutal king It's in his og backstory

[@ELFudgeOreos]

The Spiderman TAS bit at the end was incredible

[@Kradily]

That NOOOO! For taco day everyday vanishing could be felt world wide…

[@TheTrueMorse64]

2:47 as someone that doesn’t have health insurance, this would really really help!

[@auniqueslinky]

0:00 “doom i wish i brought my autograph book” “your attempts at humor bore me” DOOM

[@sagaswp]

I feel like I could watch a 30 minute episode of this premise, just Doom and Spidey shooting the shit and not punching each other.

[@jeremiahlittle-td5fv]

“DOOM gosh I wish I brought my autograph book” I had NO idea that was Spider-Man

[@NewWorldOrgone]

"It's a really depressing commute to work" is such a good line that could be so easily missed. jj out here bein the GOAT as always.

[@butchdeadlift10]

0:56 Dubai, Brunai, at least 5 other African nations I can't remember, India, and China (at least, this is just off the top of my head) all have slavery in some form. Hell, count Nestle, Switzerland looks the other way on child labor and endured servants on their chocolate plantations. Then there is prison labor and modern concentration camps............and lets not forget the modern debt system and debtors in prison (even though we offically abolished debtors prisons around 1820 to my knowledge). I vote for Doctor Doom here. Hail Doom. Let the doombots pick our fruit from our brilliant scientist overlord. Oh, and probably North Korea as well, but that is the free-space on the bingo card of evil.

[@sethwilliams501]

2:51 bro you said free universal healthcare but also taht there’s no slaves. Whaaa what are you.

[@michaelgbandi1645]

The ending got me so hard. Holly shit, you my friend, are too funny.

[@ragus7227]

Funny thing is, Dr. Doom actually took over the world in one comic, and he did really a job, he only stopped and started a war because he got bored.