The Situation Room: Tiger Woods' Accidents - SNL

Wolf Blitzer (Jason Sudeikis) presents a series of stories about accidents suffered by Tiger Woods (Kenan Thompson). It becomes clear that the accidents are actually attacks made by his irate wife, Elin Nordegren (Blake Lively). [Season 35, 2009]
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[@AlextheSportsFan]

A lion NEVER cheats on his wife but a Tiger Wood.

[@98triffid]

She's was a 10 but golfers always try to shoot under par. Jokes aside, she committed spousal abuse and got the kids and a multi-million dollar settlement + support checks. Women complain about double standards but WTH do you call this? I am not calling him a nice guy but this was rather blatant

[@mohsinabbas4507]

Ok this comment is underrated 🙂👍👏

[@jarodmoodley7925]

I'll be *LION* if I said your comment did NOT make me giggle just a tad bit !

[@jarodmoodley7925]

@@98triffid *BiG FACTS !* ANNNNNND to TOP IT ALL OFF , *TIGER's* reputation was dragged through the mud and lost sponsorships and he had to rebuild his reputation and ability to play on the level he was at ! These Double Standards ain't cutting it ! Fo' *REAL FO'* real !

[@jarodmoodley7925]

@adam brown Smh.... Ayt , I guess you're entitled to your *OPINION* , just as I am.....

[@alansalgado2740]

“Get rid of this old thing and get a new model” gets me every time

[@gdlywom]

What an idiot!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ZarkowsWorld]

His biggest mistake was marrying a Feminist and daughter of Social Democrat politician -- they always want other peoples money.

[@dennismichealsm3786]

Hahahaha

[@Raison_d-etre]

3:11 Her head tilt is ominous.

[@positiveenergy8888]

@@ZarkowsWorld his biggest mistake was being a cheating doucheee

[@TheVandrell]

The best part for me about this skit is Sudeikis parodying Wolf Blitzer. Its hilarious!

[@john-boy4283]

"Mumbler"

[@aaroneusjames2342]

the way he mumbles makes me laugh

[@beyourself2444]

Parodying him by speaking like a 1930s 1940s news reel spokesman...

[@ozguroyus]

Wish he was the wolf impersonator from the very start

[@Ezoogie]

At the 3rd and so on couldn't even understand him haha

[@ilsikjeon860]

Kenan is the key ingredient for SNL. Can’t stop laughing.

Kenan is to SNL what Aries Spears was to Mad TV.

[@pstuddy]

What??? Overrated af, dudes cringe af

[@meachy]

Kenan is the Vince Carter of SNL.

[@rustyop3174]

I love him too, he’s very good

[@zachryzimmerman4800]

Il Sik Jeon only thing keeping it afloat since it has so much liberal bias

[@codytsmith5678]

The way he Mumbled Lets go there live😂😂😂😂

[@bbennyj]

Hilarious!

[@jeffreyferenc3672]

Perfect imitation of Wolf Blitzer. Jason is nephew of George Wendt whose mother my wife took care of for a couple of years 20 years ago or so. Small world.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

People talk about Kenan and he is funny, but props to Blake. She literally painted a picture of how pissed Elin was.

[@WolfDadT]

This is the one of the best skits I've ever seen and the fact they had back to back hospitalizations was priceless in a comedic way!

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Get Laid Forever

[@iRushil]

She's just gorgeous!

[@jarodmoodley7925]

*He's . You mistakenly added an ' *S* ' in front of the word ' *He* ' , it's okay tho , I'm sure people knew who you were speaking about !

[@alejandrozamora4836]

Rushil N who the black dude hell no

[@Mp25DIII]

YAH

[@williambernardbrown]

She beat her husband.

[@geraldstephens6612]

And deadly.

[@milkfries]

I cannot take my eyes off blake, she is drop dead gorgeous in this skit.

[@Bob-j5o3b]

Oh come on, she's just regular

[@turkeybowlwinkle4440]

And she is so strong.

[@justinnicklas4712]

Kenan is a legend “Nordic blooded wife” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hadbetterdays8118]

Because Nordstrom warriors are scary looking

[@jaymaxwell5256]

@@hadbetterdays8118 that's not what Nordic means

[@trinket746]

What does it mean?

[@adad-ec6ht]

@@hadbetterdays8118 Nordstrom is a fashion store where you buy expensive clothes shoes, etc.

[@BabyK291]

@@adad-ec6ht 😂😂😂😂

[@emperater]

Ryan Reynold's is a blessed man.

[@es0strefis]

El John one of the luckiest men alive.

[@es0strefis]

El John one of the luckiest men alive.

[@yattaguru]

He better not cheat on her 😏

[@jaimefish173]

Dont worry Ryan is not Cheatah Woods@@yattaguru

[@DreddPirateRoberts]

Indeed.

[@lindacosta5688]

This happened in 2009. And Tiger is still having accidents. Maybe he should consider taking a Lyft

[@jwwilliam6333]

lol....

[@mangohaeppchen3447]

Thank you! Shouldn't be trusted with a golf cart at this point.

[@angelajohnson6659]

A lion would take a lyft and a tiger should!Lol

[@na0m1fes51]

😂😂😂

[@rond5936]

The former wife can just then become a lyft driver.😂😂😂😂

[@seanxu2517]

I know domestic violence is wrong. But the skit is so funny. And Blake is so cute.

[@irock2403]

so is cheating on one's spouse with 100's of partners

[@canttouchthis6439]

Thanks for clearing that up

[@drtomato]

i'm jelly

[@arronfrazier7873]

@@irock2403 So, that give you the right to assault and attack a black man.

[@wetstinkysocks2950]

She's so hot!

[@RetroRuss]

"Lez grr thrr live." - Wolf Blitzer

[@jerradmarsan2220]

Other people: "You can't run yourself over with your car." Me: "Someone never played Grand Theft Auto...as badly as I have."

[@badlyrosenthal5149]

never has a comment encapsulated my own personal transgressions. thank you.

[@jayday80]

No question, all 3 were superb in the sketch, but I could watch that smile all day! She is the best!

[@ReNeDesCartes782]

Wait who were the other two guys ?

[@sedlyholmes3722]

So that's why Ryan Reynolds is so sweet to his wife

[@watcher1258]

That because he smart & knows what she can do.

[@anthonygordon9483]

Ryan is a marketing genius. on wiki he still has his wife as scarlette johanson whom he has been divorce with to close to a decade

[@garrettlichti7130]

Stumbled across this in my recommended about an hour after is was announced he was in another accident today. Prayers up for Tiger

[@zadiannelovessnakes8899]

same

[@gedionsamuel2256]

Glad he’s stable. I guess per snl he must’ve seen his ex-wife and hit the pedal?

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

"Accident"

[@mick40jb]

I hope for a full recovery.....he'll get rid of that old thing and get a new model

[@gedionsamuel2256]

@R P Poker Ain’t no pills man, he was in a hurry in an unfamiliarly dangerous area and probably accelerated slightly around that bend. That place he flipped is a weird downhill curve that catches you by surprise if you’ve ever driven by it. I don’t know why they’re giving all the praises to that SUV!!? Although stuffed with safety features, the cars also top heavy and can easily roll.

[@Bemo09]

Always funny to hear impressions of Swedish, to me (I'm Swedish btw) it sounds like a German trying to impersonate a Russian..

[@abctutnichtweh1]

The German approves!

[@jesperjee]

I would say that swedish people (like me) often exaggerate the american accent. I don´t think we sound german, more like hillbillies ;) Then there´s the cadence which is a little off.

[@Bemo09]

Jesper Jee menade inte att svenskar låter som tyskar när vi pratar engelska, menade att just hon i videon inte lät som en "svensk" utan mer som en, ja, en tysk som försöker låta som en ryss som pratar engelska :)

[@jesperjee]

Ja jag förstod det. Amerikanska försök att låta som svenskar blir precis som du beskrev. Jag försökte mer utbilda dem, inte dig ;)

[@Bemo09]

Jesper Jee haha ok :) ja, de flesta försök är mindre bra

[@garethr4138]

anybody else get this recommended right after his car accident?

[@danielboggan2479]

Yep

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

I just decided to watch this skit after the accident

[@coopersherman207]

Yeah, seems kinda messed up by the KZbin algorithm if you ask me. 😦💀 A very unfortunate coincidence.

[@barinemgift2015]

Ye

[@MM-gd1dw]

Which one? Lol

[@neurofire]

Well that sure withstands the test of time...Kenan is a joy (as always) and Blake Lively nails Scandinavian outrage.

[@ironspider9026]

Kenan Thompson is great no doubt.

[@mariaa.5829]

I never knew his name was Kenan Thompson.

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

Old comment I know, but Kenan is one of the worst cast members that SNL has ever had IMO. Always smirking, can't act, and can't do impressions. I really don't get what he did to get on SNL in the first place.

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@cangrejopendejo4909 Worst KZbin comment ever. Obviously someone with no sense of humour. Stick to your Red Skelton or Amy Schumer videos or whatever you like. We'll keep watching Kenan, thank you.

[@rrjgpl]

​@@cangrejopendejo4909 not a very popular opinion. He might break in a sketch, but has the ability to make others break too. His facial expressions and comedic timings still make him an SNL great. Doesn't have to be an impressionist to be in SNL.😊

[@amandagoins9958]

@@cangrejopendejo4909first of all I’m pretty sure you can’t act as good as he does and second kenan has been acting for 30 plus years, he started in theaters and then went to Nickelodeon in the 90s so don’t sit there and say you don’t how he ended up on snl when he’s been in the spotlight all his life.

[@theresawilliams4296]

This was freaking hilarious. The tyre tracks across his chest made it.

[@ashleyyoung7757]

Doesn't matter how many times i watch this i still cry with laughter every time haha

[@clevelandbci9562]

@SUPREME MEGATRON This is a skit, hence the laughter.

[@Rikolus8383]

Ashley, six years later and I agree totally. Watch it at least once a year with friends......

[@kparsa1]

I watch this every few weeks.. Always get a chuckle out of it.

[@samuelrahulpeter]

So, domestic violence against men is funny to you?? Maybe, a joke or two about depressed married men commiting suicide will make your day, huh? Make you laugh till you soil ur self..

[@Rikolus8383]

@@samuelrahulpeter Wow Samuel, what depth of character you possess. Clearly the rest of us just have boring superficial skills.... Like a sense of humor, and like being able to discern between Reality, and a sketch on Saturday Night Live. I'm so glad I and the majority of responders here don't have to live worried that we must Virtue Signal concern over the plight of domestic violence. IT WAS A COMEDY SKIT, for gawd's sake......

[@wesleycooley1618]

Kenan doesn't get the respect he deserves, imo he's one of the all time greats to be on SNL!

[@e2theoc]

Kenans the best.

[@clevelandcbi]

"Talk about a case of the Mondays"😂😂😂

[@thisismagacountry1318]

OFFICE SPACE RULES!!!

[@dielaughing73]

I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that

[@nunogomes5705]

Kenan is A legend

[@danielwilliams7562]

Blake plays beautiful but crazy so well. No wonder RR enjoys her so much

[@nscales20]

I swear this is one of the most funniest skits I've seen in a long time. even though I've already seen it when it first came out. I happen to look at it again and could not stop laughing. Its hysterical.

[@vettech3086]

ROFL !!! LOVE the tire mark on his shirt LOL

[@Raison_d-etre]

What about that golf club that went from her hands to his cap?

[@superstarmcawesome9747]

It's gonna be a sad day when kenan Thompson leaves SNL.

[@cupcakes7015]

Superstar McAwesome. I agree but talented people like Kenan always move on to better and bigger projects. 3/30/19

[@nunogomes5705]

💯💯💯

[@somethingbeyondwords9553]

Until he's as old as some of the characters he plays, I don't think he's going anywhere...

[@82jp]

I think he's gonna take over when lorne retires

[@proantagonist5042]

Very underrated

[@davidholzer4155]

i know this sketch is about blake and kenan but Jason's impersonation of wolf blitzer is spot on

[@203rahman]

The breaking news at just the right time is comedic gold.

[@terobau67]

Blake is just standing there being all so fine. Ryan Reynold must be done something very good in his previous wife

[@averageday]

😢

[@dreamEternal]

The more you watch it the more Blake's performance stands out, the suttle gestures and psychopathic energy XD - great cast

[@radicalross7700]

Ryan Reynolds to Blake Lively after watching skit: "Message received, honey! Never, never, NEVER cheat on you! Or Blake Lively becomes Blake Deadly!"

[@alphonzodavis359]

That wolf blitzer impression...COMEDY GOLD.......LMAO!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stevenborgens1390]

2010 Elin actually walked into a beach bar we were at. she was terrifying. she was looking right at me so i looked at the ground in fear of being hit with a golf club. lol however, i'd let blake lively swing at me with a club or two.

[@drdavidtodd2034]

So funny, you know the running gag is coming but every new twist is a hilarious surprise. I laughed out loud and came as close as I’d ever to roll on the floor. Ty SNL xxx

[@mocoebabymom]

"accidently hit by his own car" is funny until Anton Yelchin. RIP

[@tinaloye2014]

Audi Renata Farizka I'm gonna go cry now

[@miriworld685]

Audi Renata Farizka b ,

[@thearmchairjournalist566]

ND7652 His car rolled down his driveway and crushed him against his gate 😱

[@greatmatth3093]

LOL @ the skid marks on his shirt!

[@pinkgold90]

Yeah I thought about him too ... absolutely tragic 😭

[@frozengamer3030]

Tiger woods back in the hospital

[@wilvanwyk4478]

This sketch is soooo funny even the band-aid on the side of his mouth broke character! 🤣

[@learnenglishwithphrasemix1312]

Kenan is the man! SNL is very lucky to still have him!

[@audiovisualproof5407]

Wow, after being uploaded nearly six years ago, this video hasn't cracked a million views yet! This skit had me laughing so hard, I downloaded it and saved it to my phone.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Tigers "accident" brought me here.

[@dagmawitg2109]

Same here.

[@deni0.0.7]

Me too!

[@jacquibailey7460]

Help me , I am scared, she is so strong!!! Lol 😂 prepared speech

[@WilliamLinaresdclxvi]

One of the best SNL performers of all time, and one of the most beautiful actresses of all time.

[@Td101_31]

Being in the UK, never seen this sketch before but it made me laugh out loud, many years after the fact!

[@arresteddevelopment2158]

How do u feel about it now?

[@mustangsilver16]

Minus the cheating, this is basically what happened between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard

[@16rumpole]

heard was worse, she lied and abused him emotionally as well. I rarely us the C word in describing women but she does deserve the moniker.

[@forty7152]

Whats the 'C' word?

[@jagmaharesi2486]

@@forty7152 the other word used to describe women's genitalia

[@itistime467]

Clunge?

[@utharkruna1116]

@@itistime467 clap

[@danehereford4458]

Keenan is a brilliant GENIUS.

[@Tigerkem]

Hmmm, I'm starting to think his wife may know who's behind this lol.

[@MissFortune1000]

Tigerkem I don’t see it, I think it was that shady looking house cat.

[@BiGsImY]

Yeah... I think it’s her

[@slayer-kz3wn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lizardgothic4262]

@@BiGsImY u think? 😂🤣😹

[@josecolon2449]

Jason and Keenan sketches never fail

[@milesjohnson5487]

" Wrets Row Der Rive."

[@sicdefsic1980]

God she gets hotter every cut scene

[@jami4418]

Help me, im scared,she is so strong LOL.

[@civilpanda9422]

😂😅the tire mark on his shirt!!

[@darklightangles]

Back again after Tiger wins. Glad he's fixed his ways and made a comeback

[@varunreddy_hr]

"Let's go there live" - man, Jason Sudekis is hilarious!

[@cathycruz6387]

wow, she's really brilliant. Blake is really good on her craft.

[@psyborg8]

oh really. then why is she speaking with a german accent when shes supposed to be swedish?

[@FanpageCristianoRonaldo]

psyborg8 bo Niemcy to kraj przemocy tak jak ona w tym skeczu.

[@psyborg8]

Fanpage Cristiano Ronaldo Just so you know i can translate polish and all i will say is "grow up" little pathetic man

[@FanpageCristianoRonaldo]

psyborg8 I do not speak good English so I wrote the Polish do not know what it takes to Blake or sketch

[@jshanker2005]

What's her craft?

[@jayday80]

I can stare at that smile for days ...she is truly special !

[@SpeedyEric1]

A lot of people don't find this skit funny, because it's about domestic abuse, but I found it freaking fun then, and I still do now.

[@rjthompson5897]

Cuz it's hilarious!

[@infg0753]

_I've always wanted to say, for shizzle!_

[@clevelandbci9562]

As he should. He IS black😀😀😀

[@dimorirod4174]

I feel like keenan's fit was inspired from the Racial Draft skit

[@viraleffectz]

"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken!!!"

[@sergiodelrioreyes7655]

80% of the reason this sketch works like a charm is the perfectly timed cut

[@BackChannel321]

I laughed so hard, still laughing!

[@samuelrahulpeter]

You find domestic violence funny?

[@Exotic3000]

Very, very funny!

[@adamdestro123]

​@@samuelrahulpeter domestic violence is not funny but getting offended by a SNL parody skit is.

[@samuelrahulpeter]

@@adamdestro123 ok then switch the roles. Let the man be an abuser and the woman the abused. Let's see if y'all find that shit skit funny... So tired of the double standards against men

[@meachy]

Still my favorite Kenan sketch...

[@AbhishekMishra-ly6ed]

Most underrated skit ever!!!!

[@plantbased5673]

Wow, I didn't realize how much Tiger had let himself go. He looked really bloated at that point. 😂

[@TheCatBilbo]

Man, I thought that! Perhaps his latest 'accident' was caused by him dropping one of his many hamburgers into his lap?

[@GG-mr9iz]

Cheese burgers.

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@GG-mr9iz Hamberders.

[@GG-mr9iz]

@@jeffreym.8957 oh that is worse. Lol 😂

[@ricosauve5]

Only Ryan Reynolds can go from Scarlett Jo to Blake lively leaving people punching the air. Hats off too you sir

[@watcher1258]

Ryan Reynolds is my hero for getting both of them 👏

[@3dcpsolutions381]

Great choice to move UP to something better.

[@Annapurna818]

He was lucky to escape a witch.

[@3dcpsolutions381]

@@Annapurna818 Very lucky and a nasty witch at that.

[@drtomato]

i'm jelly of that mf

[@x-x101]

Jason Sudekis' Wolf Blitzer was hilarious 😅!

[@andrewedderburn5308]

That’s what it was…hilarious. Couldn’t figure out why he was talking like that but now it makes sense. Really funny!

[@lillywansa5478]

Oh my gosh I was in tears. This skit is at another level. I had to watch it again.

[@accavanos]

Funny how you can always make fun of husband abuse. But never of wife abuse.

[@youkyouk7471]

Kenan is Fabulous ! The Best in the SNL team !

[@gdlywom]

This is one of their funniest sketches, in my opinion. I loved this one. My mom, too, and she hates SNL. 3:08 😂😂😂. And Jason Sudeikis as Wolf Blitzer 😂😂😂 a classic.

[@anastasiosgkotzamanis5277]

Was he married to a Valkyrie?

[@Lordpianz]

thats what i was thinking...damn celtics

[@misfitbrit1989]

Swedish

[@MissFortune1000]

Queen Elin was out for blood that night🤣😩🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩🤣

[@stephencapps5023]

Basically yeah!!

[@firefoxx8093]

@Ethan Weeter Wow, what a FANTASTIC 3 sentences, each building on the last haha made me seriously laugh!!! Thank you for this!!!!

[@AtomicPunk23]

I can't imagine SNL without Kenan, I hope he never leaves.

[@AnnaKat2u]

This will never get old lmfao 😂😂😂

[@jackcoogan310]

I have no idea why this skit was controversial. Tiger cheated on his wife and she allegedly beat the shit out of him. That's the perfect eye for an eye where both parties were at fault, so why not make fun of them ravenously?

[@jamiest.patrick9794]

It was controversial because if the genders were flipped, no one would find it funny.

[@markjackson6134]

@@jamiest.patrick9794 Any examples where the famous wife cheated and was beaten by their husband?

[@cedericomawadi6323]

Oj Simpson

[@huss1205]

Swedish women are strong, that's a fact...

[@alejandrozamora4836]

huss1205 bomb pussy too

[@jasmineshelton759]

Not all of em... I could easily beat my man's ex lol. No but Blake lively looks great in this skit

[@unkameatgoodbar2315]

@@alejandrozamora4836 facts …met a Swedish cutie from uppsala

[@slayer-kz3wn]

😍😍😍😍😈😈😏😈😈😈😈

[@slayer-kz3wn]

@@alejandrozamora4836 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😈😈😈😈😈😈

[@LocustIvy]

Still funny years later!

[@digitalbobby42]

GOAT SNL Sketch 🏆

[@elcheapo9444]

So which one of those pets is a household hazard?! I check here everyday for the answer but the answer never comes.

[@mathewfullerton8577]

Cats

[@leod.rodriguez3399]

Jay S the cat

[@yattaguru]

Definitely cats

[@clarice525]

I think it's a joke. The real household hazard, in Tiger Wood's house anyway, is his wife!!! lol!!

[@wadejohnson4342]

This was so funny, keep pulling the best out of comedy for us.

[@blairbrown4812]

Those Viking women don't play...

[@LuckyVarma11]

BLAKE looks like a LIVELY Barbie doll❤️

[@RobertAlvarenga-oq9qb]

"lets go there live"😂😂

[@Boxer7911]

Kenan is a Legend!

[@mattathiasmacabees6416]

Accidentally hit by his own car... I can get rid of this old thing... And get a new model.

[@arlenedavis7441]

one of the best SNL sketches

[@debramorales4283]

Undoubtedly Blake Lively Is STUNNING!!!

[@17sylargino]

Lol KZbin algorithm JUST SUGGESTED THAT TO ME... Right after the news that Tiger Wood has been in a car crash. That Algorithm working overtime I see.

[@taylorgoetz7604]

Whoa shit not years

[@Nethescurial95]

When will Americans learn that Swede's are not Germans, Swedish people NEVER exclaim "Ja" like that, Germans do.

[@jdloreman]

Heck yes we do. I mean JA we do.

[@drServitis]

Chris R. Sandberg Who cares? You're all insignificant Europeans.

[@gameguru1234]

+drServitis English? That doesn't sound like an original language.....

[@SeviiIsland]

+Clay europe is not a country

[@SeviiIsland]

+drServitis and you should be nicer

[@alantully9482]

Blake lively is very pretty here.

[@dr.wisdom7917]

Blake Lively can accidentally“hurt” me, anytime!

[@reeson6998]

Y’all leave Tiger alone😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ailikethough.6921]

She is so beautiful. It hurts

[@maryhall6193]

Keenan is the only reason I watch SNL the guy is so funny😂😂😂😂

[@wrsxq2yra396]

Why is it funny when a woman beat a man

[@hitman6191]

So Tiger took an Ass whooping and still got divorce, got it.

[@unkameatgoodbar2315]

🤣🤣🤣🤣….I don’t why I still laugh about that…he brought the Viking out her.

[@pf5658]

This was so damn funny I LMAO. Kenan at the top of his game as always. Is there anyone he can’t play? 😂

[@cangrejopendejo4909]

This is just Kenan in a red shirt. He can't play anything except Kenan.

[@fallfestivities486]

This is still hilarious 8 yrs later! 😂😂😂😂

[@samw.8734]

13 actually