The Smallest Car in the World! Jeremy's P45 | Top Gear | BBC

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[@samkilpatrickisabaddie]

bap

[@kekefan6984]

i like the grand tour

[@greeny.69]

Bring back these 3

[@moist.teabag]

the reg is a ford transit

[@cioscully3572]

Why new top gear? Just keep the old one

[@dasc0yne]

So it's a wheelchair with armor.

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

silver chariot's new requiem form

[@jusk2ru]

@WHATS YOURSOC You must be a fun guy at parties.

[@rtxkujo3455]

AmberMetalicScorpion NANI A JOJO REFERANCE

[@AmberMetallicScorpion]

@@rtxkujo3455 of course, after all. This post was made by me, DIO

[@kpe6600]

WHATS YOURSOC u are probably inbred

[@johnmorgan4368]

It's basically a cross between a riding lawnmower and an Iron Man suit.

[@FiveofEyes]

The Mark 1 Mower

[@Finzun]

IronMower 3000

[@paveldaddy]

Except it looks like a complete deathtrap💀💀💀

[@altros__]

R2-d2?

[@rumbei6944]

John Morgan r/underratedcomments

[@jacobbahr9316]

4:28 I love how even in his fear, he instinctively recognises makes and models

[@floatingnecc4842]

What top geer does to a mf

[@Kalash74]

i mean everyone can recognise the citroen picasso, its the ugliest car on the road

[@munchaking1896]

Ahhh a VAN

[@Servantofthearts]

@@Kalash74 I cant

[@Kalash74]

@@Servantofthearts damn

[@kiprasdainovskis5495]

7:11 that smile he gives while demonstrating the power of his creation deserves to be preserved in a museum

[@haydenstout2347]

Ye

[@WackoMcGoose]

"My genius, it's almost frightening..."

[@i.use.arch.btw.00111]

@WackoMcGoose _(falls into a ditch with P45)_ *stupidest idea ever*

[@funniestpigeon6214]

When you crash in this car your bones don’t break, they shatter.

[@jacksonjolley6187]

Jamaica we have a bobsled team.

[@MasterChef-ux3gk]

@@jacksonjolley6187 yessir :)

[@armonmosadegh5356]

@@jacksonjolley6187 I'm going to watch this movie now holy crap that really was a good movie

[@florians9949]

If I have a carcrash with that car, my bones are the last of my worries.

[@surzaw3987]

@@armonmosadegh5356 I remember watching that movie in class in 7th grade it was fucking great

[@sean..L]

Finally, a car that you can wear.

[@MahiEurope]

😁Finally a dress that can transport you!!

[@lgbrosgaming735]

😂

[@rizkyrachardi1060]

I want to wear it!

[@esterhudson5104]

😂😂👏👏

[@plotsky_]

Indeed

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I love how as he drove around, he always had a ton of traffic behind him

[@johnlucas2838]

They're either watching the guy in awe or in terror.

[@carguy1697]

The three idiots literally terrorize The Uk in every episode and it’s the best

[@timwarriner38]

Not as much as a Renault Twizy though let's be honest.

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

​@@TheCreepyb4byyoutube? Whats your age bro? You know what cable television means? Lol

[@stevefilms1997]

@@TheCreepyb4by his speed isn’t that slow, they’re limited by the speed limit anyway.

[@jaymac7203]

For anyone not aware a P45 is a form given to you by an employer when he fires you 😭 lol

[@NoNameAtAll2]

ooh

[@gg2324]

James may has had a lot of p45 then

[@MrSupercar55]

Yeah. With Clarkson fired, that cliche aged well.

[@buttnutt]

​@MrSupercar55 and the wider public "fired" Top Gear as a thing they watch lol Wasn't a smart move was it?

[@rdt1104]

Is that before the UB40 form?

[@undercooktheonions1002]

0:35 Hammond: You're gonna test a car that you built? Clarkson: 𝓨𝓮𝓼.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

That's perfect. Also, 1:51 for a Top Tier "yes" 6:24

[@tunkunrunk]

Mister Bean would have been a good test pilot

[@loganwilkens973]

BRITISH YES BRITISH YES

[@-.-3417]

And despite jeremy built that he still crushed less time thaht hammond

[@lessons_in_tanya]

it sounded like he burped as he was saying it

[@DeadPollo]

Imagine being stuck in traffic and being surpassed by this thing

[@juankgonzalez6230]

Wouldn't even be mad. Just in total disbelief

[@visweshk.p.4608]

clarksssooooonnnnn

[@devnoobcodm7166]

xd

[@fireflyfireworks668]

And then stuck behind it just outside of the village...

[@Mark3nd]

👁️👄👁️

[@saketatreya8607]

Women: Men with big cars are overcompensating Jeremy:

[@Misha-dr9rh]

@@michelleobama3013 Care to elaborate your reasoning for that insult?

[@michelleobama3013]

Misha600 what do you care?

[@michelleobama3013]

Santa Claus stop harassing me, Jesus christ

[@bullet996]

@@michelleobama3013 you got called out bro so answer the man

[@pontiff7322]

@@michelleobama3013 he clearly is just asking a question, stop being such an oversensitive little wimp just because you made a mistake online. Nobody really cares. You'd fade out of memory in like 50 seconds replaced by some generic animal video if you didn't act like a child. right now you are essentially shining a great big spotlight on yourself going "LOOK AT ME, I'M ANGRY AND SHAMEFUL ALSO DON'T PICK ON ME" 4/10 misguided and sad, lacks the gall of a troll & has the cohesiveness of an old lunatic yelling at clouds

[@MrSkerpentine]

Jeremy getting too scared driving the P-45 on the highway and taking up a coach’s wheelchair compartment just to get into town easier is the most Jeremy Clarkson move of all time, in every sense

[@blargcoster]

I'm willing to bet they rented out the coach.

[@RedneckSith]

If he'd painted it red, it would've been faster.

[@greypilgrim228]

Arr youz anudda Ork den??? Evry Ork nooos red onezz go fastaa!!!!

[@mdil2106]

He should also add flames

[@daniele0375]

@@greypilgrim228 i was about to reply that lol

[@romantezrovsky]

Qmd and a vtec sticker as well

[@spiddoodle]

no... it'll be 3 times faster

[@giftycustom5560]

"I'm barely seeing any traffic at all" Sir, you are the traffic

[@cleverusername9369]

Oh look, you got the joke

[@3beansplease802]

That’s the joke

[@bandanasaikia6048]

🤣🤣🤣

[@raylopez9217]

I love how the camera panders out and you see an INFINITE line of cars behind him

[@blitheringrando1410]

Any time he hits a pothole it jars his entire body so he can only go 15 mph 😂

[@crevice5369]

imagine how awful a persons body would look after an accident in this

[@Bushwhackerdk]

Oh god

[@stevenshipman6290]

What body?

[@patrykdabrowski1154]

You ruined my day

[@bobmalone3726]

I mean for one you go so slowly that ‘crashing’ into a tree or similar obstacle would be the equivalent of falling off your bike and you’re so small it would be considered an achievement to be hit by an actual vehicle.

[@crevice5369]

@@bobmalone3726 not sure were you get that impression from but okay

[@michaelnaron481]

All jokes aside I really do love this idea. Also I do think it's cool to fill up without even getting out of your car.

[@Cobalt985]

It tips very easily. A foldable ebike is more practical.

[@Tasarran]

@@Cobalt985 Or a motorcycle. Even a little pocket rocket is less dumb than this thing :D

[@hugegamer5988]

@@Tasarran yes, a motorcycle would be better. But one with a side car better still. Then all it needs is another steerable wheel in front of the side car.

[@gmoroder]

@@hugegamer5988 For weather protection, let's add a roof! And if it's going to have a roof, you might as well add doors too!

[@angelg7120]

The smart…

[@Arstotzkan_Government]

Everyone: who do you think is the best transformer? Me:

[@naejin]

Seriously, this doesn't seem so far off to becoming Spike's Exo-Suit.

[@Cent_Reviews]

No joke someone in a discord server I’m in 3D printed a transformer of this

[@flameconvoy7424]

He’s tankor from beast wars

[@dr.bright6272]

Clarkson.

[@johnnyh6355]

Clarksontron

[@pjnugent8198]

Love him or loathe him Jeremy is absolutely brilliant. Miss the old top gear.

[@user-.--.-]

I'm with hammond and may; Jezza is a crazy old crackpot

[@pjnugent8198]

gregthesmarmy207. Crazy but brilliant. Jeremy is the glue.

[@pjnugent8198]

foamontheturf. And never will be. I dont care who presents it.

[@gabemusicofficial5448]

foamonthesurf have you watched the grand tour on amazon

[@pjnugent8198]

Don't hav Amazon unfortunately.

[@redstonecasey4713]

3:30 If I was at the petrol station and saw a man in some sort of riding mower/spacesuit hybrid shove the pump nozzle into his crotch, I would look for a different pump.

[@chgjake2230]

Wtf is this broken English?

[@chair1568]

Imao

[@cringetrash3498]

@@chgjake2230 Seems fine to me

[@chgjake2230]

@@chair1568 he edited it.

[@iwbmo]

yes

[@user-catwithvideocam]

3:55 "Discreetly, I squirted the difference into a bin"

[@matthwe3468]

And then someone threw a lit cigarette in.....

[@AntoniusDace1278]

Today on Top Gear: Jeremy turns himself into a Dalek.

[@theregalproletariat]

Now I want to see a Jeremy Clarkson getting himself stuck in a Dalek shell in Doctor Who... Seems like the sort of thing he'd do by accident.

[@thecircleoft.e.d2121]

@Adenosine is a heck of a drug No, that's you. lol

[@jctu186]

Hammond uses a bidet And James cant find his tv license

[@Edible_edibility]

His voice sounds from transformer

[@crimsondynamo615]

The only Dalek he would fit in is one of those New Paradigm Daleks, which i wouldn’t put it past the bbc or Steven moffat to have destroyed them all since they failed.

[@AdonisAmarante]

That car is perfect for the COVID-19 situation we are in right now. Jeremy is a visionary.

[@carlsaganlives6086]

Ambulatory 'sport' mask,indeed.

[@birdape5033]

Sometimes he genius is almost frightening

[@incogcheeto9322]

This was filmed 7 years ago.

[@Lavourrin]

I gave you a like so you can have 666 likes.

[@QF99]

1k like lol

[@mediumyeet]

Untapped meme potential

[@robinhyperlord9053]

No!

[@Shinyarc]

Zavier Barker Top Gear/Grand Tour has way too many memes about it and I love that

[@rumbei6944]

2:13 Me All my problems

[@oikura]

Still untapped www

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

It currently has 19.7 thousand likes on Reddit.

[@markavellimedina2857]

1:09 Did he smack his face on the glass when he hit that bump lmao 🤣

[@shangri-leicht8923]

Yes

[@gittebjerrebraae8382]

Wasn't that edited out?

[@bhsmiler0871]

Some say that Clarkson’s screams can still be heard if you drive on the A3

[@riclee371]

and some say you hear occasional 'ow's on roads

[@kineticgaming5340]

R&D Gaming and “A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THERE”

[@TheWPhilosopher]

Oh that's what that noise is 🤣

[@therealvbw]

Can confirm.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"it'll be completely unbiased as you shall see." **30 seconds later** "Edit that out"

[@jawadahmad7005]

Also 'having determined that my car was faultless on the track, I proceeded to the public road'

[@u.h.forum.]

Good

[@gseric4721]

xD

[@tristanjun8530]

"just cut the cameras"

[@Heavenpotato123]

Looks like the blue stripes have just given the car another 50hp

[@aryajonathan3733]

peely gt45r

[@bradhaines3142]

for a total of 25hp

[@beatsbybrandon902]

"car"

[@nrggvrn5576]

@@beatsbybrandon902 you have replied to a 2 year old comment *Achievement unlocked*

[@elijah3673]

Brad Haines oh boy

[@JoeCrafts123]

0:11 Hammond’s look of disbelief is immaculate.

[@trainlover16]

All jokes aside, I actually think this is a very novel car. I genuinely think Jeremy could have convinced the people on dragon’s den to put this car into production had his speech to them been more persuasive.

[@MrImpossiblyStupid]

I dunno about that one b0ss

[@jasgjasg8208]

U must have come from set 8 lad

[@tee2567]

@@MrImpossiblyStupid Hehe yeah. He's intentionally being silly, obviously, but the peel is obviously better in every way. Or just an e-bike with the right clothing. Maybe that's the Dragon's Den take-away: a suit of clothes that lets you bike or e-bike in any weather...

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

I would have so much fun pitching that

[@jakenbake4555]

I agree..the small ultralight frame AHH IT DID IT AGIAN

[@jonathand.t.5051]

"Its a quiet day! I see no traffic at all!" *literal centipede of cars behind him*

[@mohamedismayl7247]

wtf

[@sampanna6983]

That's the gag...

[@AverageAlien]

Well done kid

[@smash461986]

@@AverageAlien leave him alone. He's just your average Top Gear viewer.

[@dcliffe8539]

@@smash461986 i still don't get it

[@benhislop1458]

Jeremy, “Im going to be completely unbiased as you shall see.” Also Jeremy, “I invented the greatest car in the world.”

[@Mark_Master1]

But he did

[@korvusgaming4927]

So what's next? VW tests its new Golf!

[@Houd_Vast]

2:09 and then there’s the cars behind him. Such funny and brilliant editing 😂 love it

[@rareskeletor5405]

In Finland, some guys drove a 50cc car inside a mall. When someone called the police, they just said that the rules of the mall didn't say that you couldn't drive a car in there. And they were right. If I remember correctly, they didn't get any tickets or anything like that.

[@Zak-ob5ze]

But remember, England

[@awesomefan935]

He was probably asked to leave though

[@stayfrosty6290]

When that guy in DOJ that roleplays as a cop starts to role-play as a criminal:

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Sounds like something that would happen in Finland. LOL

[@Thesa4mppa]

They were only suspected of minor traffic violations, probably worth it www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000000873514.html

[@nitroxwolf2098]

It's like a mobile knight, all it needs is a sword.

[@moistbreadcrust7381]

Lance*

[@joshuakrijbolder7169]

NITROxWolf i

[@poofsplix2003]

chariot.

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

This isn't a car... It's power armor.

[@chaytonruijsenaars3971]

its not a robot its power armor!!

[@crashwebb4715]

I feel like an optimized version of this would be hella fun to drive

[@esterhudson5104]

Me too, I’d get one…

[@Matt-lc8qt]

They sort of already exist. They're known as "Cabin cars" and you can get them in road legal versions.

[@Sue_Me_Too]

Or a 4 wheeler

[@va8157]

Look up toyota i road

[@wzx6x6z6w]

Try Fiat

[@majorl2246]

Clarkson: “Edit that out!” Editor: *leaves it in*

[@gr8hax]

It handles bumps very well.

[@DrYeet2704]

“HAMMOND!”

[@alexander_strachan]

7:26 - I love how he said "baby children" in the most Clarkson way possible.

[@bychen5011]

Behbeh chew-drun

[@cletusmandeletusman2328]

bay-bi Chul-jren

[@jacobbahr9316]

If they're Christians, they believe in the Bebeejeezis

[@Blitz32051]

3:34 "Damn I only have a 1.7 liter fuel tank" made me die of laughter

[@cozyjuu2740]

WHATS YOURSOC you are totally cooked

[@d283jdsk2]

@WHATS YOURSOC what you smokin bro?

[@jonathanjimson7069]

1.7? My car is only 1.5, let alone 1.7.

[@benhislop1458]

It says something about a country when there’s a minimum limit in what you can buy

[@CrudeConduct666]

In US you can say "yo put 3 cents on pump 5" or what have you. Fuckin minimum limit WTH is that jive

[@elementalgamer0732]

4:50 Yes, I too crap my pants when I see a semi pass by while driving the equivilant of a go kart on the freeway.

[@snakezase2998]

Go karts are faster

[@risingstar9903]

It is much scarier when there’s 2 semi truck each on your left and right

[@NeedForSpeed.2004]

“I discretely squirted the difference into a bin.” Moments later, some chap flicks a cigarette into the bin.

[@wipout1]

After Star Wars, R2D2 had to be repurposed

[@jpcjvideos]

The new Kenny Baker. Rest in peace

[@smiffulon8246]

wipout1 yup

[@gjfk8843]

wipo

[@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs]

wipout1 lol

[@MangoMouse1604]

Imagine shopping, and then seeing Jeremy Clarkson backing out of an elevator in a P45 saying “beep beep”

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

I'd be like "what the fuck is this lunatic doing announcing beeps in some Frankenstein tiny bike-car thing." Then I see it's Clarkson and shrug.

[@stonexl]

Just another day in London.

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065]

I would do something shocking, take a selfie with him

[@HowToChangeName]

I'll say "nice mobility scooter there"

[@kumomeme7852]

honestly i want to see Mr.Bean ride this.

[@alexthegam3r]

Comes with satellite system *pulls out phone* XD

[@TREX320]

500 pounds satellite navigation - iPhone LOLOL

[@chongjunxiang3002]

Police come and hand you a ticket.

[@ThatGuyWithSomeSubs]

AlexTheGamer 5ikr

[@girlsdrinkfeck]

@@TREX320 when shitty iphones were 500 quid not 1500 they are today

[@cyprianz9793]

This episode was amazing 😁

[@notmr.niceguy216]

If bottle caps are making him loose control like that I can imagine what a deer can do.

[@omikronweapon]

probably gets snagged on the antlers and dragged through half a forest

[@chrisiyo_2017]

The "Clarkson P45" looks like the Stig, if he was a Car

[@kevinprior3549]

Some say he does mobility shopping in a P45 and that has a general hatred for caravans and motorbikes... all we know is he's not the Stig but he is Stig's elderly cousin

[@MDDeGrande1994]

Yes, if The Stig was James May. Or is he?

[@Captain_Yorkie1]

Some say the stig can transform into a car.

[@WCGreeny]

Except the Stig is much faster.

[@jerisvfx9753]

No ItS tHe StIgS sLoW cOuSIN

[@chandlerbing5420]

They should have given it to stig for a lap 😂

[@deathzoom9860]

It would've been too fast!

[@hazzaknox1069]

@Alex Davies you wouldn't need a helmet thanks to the p45's excellent, umm... euro ncap safety rating... Ahhhh... but I know what you are thinking, if he doesn't have a helmet on, his identity will be revealed. Thankfully, for just £275, you can fit privacy on the windscreen to make sure no one sees your identity at all :-)

[@Preserbius]

@Alex Davies If Clarkson's head fits, what wouldn't?

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Well they did give him an ambulance version of it to drive. It didn’t go so well.

[@Lua_iqova]

"Barely seeing any traffic at all" 2:11

[@zahirahkhandakar9149]

Lol

[@gabrielazulay08]

He is the traffic lol

[@sebsibustechi8237]

Because all the traffic is behind him.

[@tunatastic3307]

Thats the joke

[@kriskopx9542]

😂😂😂

[@E3v2268]

I'd love to see these guys revisit the P45 but now fully electric on The Grand Tour.

[@microTrash28]

(Lorry passes by) “OHHHHHH, A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THEN!” You’ve gotta love this man.

[@alextsianakas]

Welcome to bottom gear, mates

[@AceTheEgg]

T'night on Bottom Gear Jeremy drives a silent electrical car Hammond uses a fucking toilet and James commits arson.

[@onlinefriend3889]

Today we will be reviewing one of the kin vehicles that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine goes up to idk 88mm per every time i find a proper job in today's economy

[@lilfrxd2825]

Tody on medium gear, what happens when taste exhoost foome

[@eggscalaber7203]

This afternoon on I’m sponsored gear

[@reimufumo4465]

@@lilfrxd2825 k I'll have a whiff

[@ChubbsRN]

"Coach is better than a train. Fewer diseases on a coach." ROFL this scene is such a classic.

[@TheFaveteLinguis]

Don't get it. Not english, so explain please.

[@iloveiran3973]

Because sick people and healthy people get stuffed together on the train.

[@TheFaveteLinguis]

Thank you.

[@drEmulatorMadmax]

sick people should be forced to cover their mouths

[@edstirling]

do they make the sick people ride on the upper deck of the coach?

[@ardaakin2658]

2:08 alonso backing everyone up starting from p8 at monaco gp 2022

[@adamatkinson2728]

"the birth of the future" Also him- "OOOoOOoWww!!!!!!!" HeLP MeeeeEE!!!!"

[@johnfoltz8183]

With my face already on the windshield.

[@ThePiti180]

today we are reviewing a kin vehicle that has 2.3ghz revving engine sound, goes up to 88mm per every time i find a proper job in todays economy

[@qn2h]

helo mate we are going to asda do uwant sanythijng

[@roborobo8370]

Lol

[@petrolweeb]

@@qn2h "Hello I'm stug I go quick noom"

[@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121]

Today on bottom gear

[@smokernoker]

Welcum to bo'om gear m8s

[@CamWooster]

You tip over in that thing and your arms are GONE

[@Snyde91]

The guards above his shoulders stick out further than his arms. Shouldn't be too bad

[@zosqi]

@@Snyde91 They just cover his shoulders and not his arms though

[@Snyde91]

Yeah but if he keeps his arms next to him, they will be fine

[@Snyde91]

Unless of course, it isn't sturdy and the whole thing buckles. Regardless, though there's absolutely no fucking way it's as unsafe as they make it look lol

[@zosqi]

@@Snyde91 true, I was going to say it wasn't sturdy but I'm pretty sure its made of some type of metal and it didn't really look flimsy when he was driving it

[@7thsealord888]

I look at this and I think, "Jeremy Clarkson has finally become a Dalek."

[@jacobvandynhoven7501]

Imagine someone throwing a cigarette in that trash can

[@heyitsmeyourdadv1986]

Death

[@a.b.8080]

They didn't really pour that in. If I remember correctly it was a soda they actually poured in.

[@heyitsmeyourdadv1986]

@@a.b.8080 soda?

[@a.b.8080]

@@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 cola or ice tea, I forgot. It was a behind the scenes episode or interview. The scene where you can actually see liquid going in the bin, that's thankfully not actually gasoline. God that'd be irresponsible. They occasionally do some stupid stuff, but not that stupid.

[@heyitsmeyourdadv1986]

@@a.b.8080 It can be scary tho

[@Satrumt]

imagine this car after colliding with a 300 ton train

[@zevixohone]

No thanks lol

[@crusaderchris5441]

That poor train would be destroyed

[@floridaman3487]

What car?

[@floridaman3487]

I said that because it’s smol so it would be disintegrated faster

[@wilczur5854]

Imagine driver of this car after colliding with train.

[@Kriegter]

Jeremy: I swear it's good Jeremy when he hits a tiny bump: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@soarinskies1105]

For real every time

[@Martin12garcia]

2:11 "I barely see any traffic at all" Yes, I wonder where all the traffic will be

[@gordonhotchkiss5753]

He built the p45 and a couple of years later the BBC gave him a p45. Its a joke. In the UK if you lose your job you get whats called a p45.

[@ahmad1_313]

Jeremy is basically the cars a,b and c pillars and bodywork

[@jamesiyer4937]

James is the Spaniel with its head sticking out the window

[@holitinne]

“I promise its a *REAL* car!” Tesla’s initial slogan

[@jacobprittie2010]

Best cars at the moment

[@blackgem12]

The difference between Jeremy and Tesla is that Jeremy is just as chaotic as Elon, but he has no sense of the word “too far”

[@eybrr8928]

Jeremy is like a petrol car version of Elon

[@boobgoogler]

@@jacobprittie2010 have you seen how bad the body panels fit?

[@SoftyWalterGames]

@@jacobprittie2010 funny joke

[@painfish208]

Okay, jokes aside, if you made this full electric (with decent range), this would be a really good golf cart path friendly vehicle.

[@MrSkerpentine]

This is a vehicle designed for Elon Musk and literally no one else lmao

[@spoonface4508]

I doubt that 90% of the things in this video are even legal

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Shut up

[@thomas3793]

Spoon Face they say it’s legal in the video

[@krukblood-axe3649]

@SHARKMAN 9854 no u

[@finnthehu200]

@@thomas3793 I wonder if it's legal to drive a car on the sidewalk?

[@gilesreambonanza2863]

Wait, what's the other 10%?

[@VENO5407]

Where to preorder? Also is there an option for a V12?

[@ediksuka]

Unfortunately no. But you can have automatic front wiper instead

[@TuanNguyen-ch4ow]

No V12. But there is an option for the W16 Quad Turbo from the Chiron.

[@wyoming2868]

We need a rotary engine in this baby!

[@BallisticGhast6]

I heard it comes with a set of wings and landing gear if you get the v12 option

[@Tumbleflop]

Great news! The new P45 *SANDERO* is coming out next year! It will have a super+turbocharged *V14* engine, AND it can also switch instantly to some electrical motors from a Tesla!

[@bormagic]

Who else wants to see a drag race between this and the p50. Top Gear: The slowest drag race EVER

[@william_l1523]

Yes

[@bigbuffben4701]

I feel like the armored wheel chair will win HAHA

[@elliot20]

this vs reliant robin but to make it equal, there are slight turns after small downhills

[@ElBulPagani]

Slowest drag race in the world*

[@akusa82]

Matt from carwow should do it 🤣

[@ALmizzle415]

He didn’t have to get out to fill his tank but he sure looked like he wanted too. 😂

[@zeropianozeronetwork4107]

“there’s hardly any traffic at all!” *looks behind him and see’s a long line of cars wanting to get past him*

[@magpiemorris4054]

Im glad you explained that for us XD

[@Jaburu]

wait. I learned responding that: swooooooooosh

[@hsvr]

Zeropiano /Zero Network yeah we saw the video

[@Ben-cx5qp]

Thanks I didn't understand that bit

[@oscars4608]

Cheers that made no sense before you posted that comment

[@10Zissou10]

Jeremy eventually received a different type of P45...

[@JunaidJDM]

Lol

[@ronk7285]

I don't understand

[@mickystormont]

its a form you get when your sacked from your employer}

[@katari91]

They did do worse. They got Chris Evans. Fortunatly he's now gone.

[@aalamahmad6677]

katari91 the show still isn't any better

[@ek6648]

"Coach is good, coach is better then the train." "Fewer diseases on a coach." -Jeremy Clarkson

[@BerserKei]

Corona

[@evandegeer9879]

CDC advise if people must travel they go on coach because “coach is good, coach is better, fewer diseases”

[@trollfailddg28fanclubepicf13]

train.

[@ethanxanderlee]

Fewer

[@darkendrandomvids]

Diseases

[@berkkarsi]

2:40 When he says "Ladies and gentleman you are witnessing the birth of the future" and then the way it cuts to the car is killing me 😂

[@stevenhaynes3366]

Top Gear is nothing without Clarkson, Hammond and May.

[@AdityaSharma-kj2fb]

Just watch the grand tour

[@prisma7760]

Now its flop gear

[@Thatguy-mk4fn]

Waldschrat Baum now it’s shit

[@michaeljones5681]

@@AdityaSharma-kj2fb yes but I don't feel like the grand tour has the fun stuff like this

[@manbearpig5907]

@@michaeljones5681 Not this season, that's for sure.

[@soup5344]

Normal Vehicle: *Exists within the visible range of this armored go-kart.* Jeremy: *Confused screaming*

[@pancakepredator8474]

And everybody who sees this car on the road immediately thinks, "this is a special type of douchebag"

[@anthonyorque]

In 2022, 3:45 hit different ⛽️

[@ArZer]

When your custom vehicle is in cut scene: 4:00

[@alexlovelady8249]

When you just learn how to mod but you are still playing the campaign

[@QuantumBraced]

Pouring gas into the trash can of a gas station. What could go wrong...

[@coffeeclover33]

+QuantumBraced HEHE then someones throws a cigarette in the bin

[@louispearce]

+Julius Hibberd 🚬➕bin➕petrol=💥

[@coffeeclover33]

Biiiiiiig boom

[@Genius_at_Work]

+Julius Hibberd I was waiting to see the fuel station explode. Would've been so typical :D

[@coffeeclover33]

:D

[@Geusdeus]

"You are now witnessing birth of the future" More like "birth defect of the future"

[@flyderay]

+Frank Kelver lolololol

[@hamaadali4173]

lol

[@cidertom5140]

+Frank Kelver that without doubt is you

[@WASIURPA]

Frank Kelver HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@WASIURPA]

ROASTED

[@WILDWINGSMOFO]

Overtaking basic street traffic in that thing is the best thing I’ve seen all week

[@ij6708]

Ton of these in America too, just check out Walmart

[@SteveOnlin]

They aren't legally cars, They can't drive on a highway, They don't have license plates

[@Lee-70ish]

How the heck would the average Wal-Mart customer fit in this they have trouble getting through the stores doors

[@SteveOnlin]

@@Lee-70ish he's talking about those scooter things obese people drive, The four wheeled ones, The walmart scooters

[@quarans08]

TDS seventy-five but isn’t it for people with a disability

[@SteveOnlin]

@@quarans08 Yeah, But in the U.S obesity is considered a disability

[@amarmesic7170]

2:30 He gets back in lane like he's driving in GTA

[@secretbaguette]

Top Gear is just IRL GTA

[@abyssGazerTV]

3:54 Whoever throws a lit cigarette into that is gonna die.

[@RiggedDynamo]

Honestly, if you are smoking at a petrol station, you probably deserve it.

[@TheXword1]

Not to mention the fact that he didn’t actually pump the gas into the trash. Just a funny bit on an entertaining show.

[@RuthM704]

omg yes pls we need this someone

[@AverageAlien]

No it would start a tiny fire maybe

[@_Stormfather]

Throwing a lit cigarette into a trash can is a bad idea even without gasoline involved

[@fancyhat6505]

Jeremy Clarkson screaming about Citroen Picasso's while driving down a busy motorway in effectively a motorised wheelbarrow. Ahh, old top gear, I do miss you

[@Topcommentsonsocialmedia]

2:10 "i'm barely seeing any traffic at all" The traffic behind him : 😰😨😧🤐😳😟😕🙁😦😲😱😞😓😢😵😫😩😖😣😴😪🤕🤒

[@ziq9250]

Emoji ruined the joke

[@Adistar-gtm]

The emoji is THE joke! 🤣🤣🤣 Otherwise it wouldn't make sense! 🤦‍♂️

[@Topcommentsonsocialmedia]

Look at a response of a 2 week old comment on a 7 year old 480p video w(°ｏ°)w .The magic of Jeremy Clarkson & the Trio created is humongous...

[@kissutyi2310]

cancer asss emojis

[@kam2894]

it’s fake

[@sethraelthebard5459]

I love how this conversation between these blokes sound like a regular conversation between three mates at a pub. The fact that they are gathered around this ridiculous, albeit fascinating contraption just adds to the surreal wholesomeness of the moment.

[@mrwri]

I would buy 10 so we could have paintball wars in them.

[@lebossjohn7775]

Thats a brilliant idea!

[@Snowfrostmsm]

7:09 the way he looks to me and then reverse gears with beeping 😂

[@faded89545]

3:35 that's always my reaction to the price of gas😂😂

[@djetm]

DAMN! HAHAHAHA

[@calamity5222]

“You can go left, right, if someone annoys you” 😂 Clarkson is a genius.

[@ok-pv1uj]

And frightening

[@totalhydration5240]

@@ok-pv1uj *almost

[@9bstar]

B Bring B Back C Clarkson

[@nick2131]

9bstar B Big B Black C Car ;)

[@FredoSantana90]

9bstar big booty chicks

[@9bstar]

Charles Lin I littelary thought you were gonna type C*ck

[@nick2131]

9bstar ahaha, that's the point.

[@9bstar]

Chris Apple aaaaaaaaah i see what you did there

[@bongobrandy6297]

Gotta luv the Ford GT racing stripe motif and color scheme. Very appropriate.

[@BlackFoxFalcon]

01:50-01:57 "Yeeees. Look at this. Look at THIS! VeRy briLLiant." (Car hits a piece of gravel and almost wrecks) "Aaaaaooaaaaaa!"

[@seydasneed]

His reactions to the P45 hitting gravel completely kill me

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Can someone edit that out?”

[@dahlia6007]

“ I don’t want people thinking it’s a death tra- *UEUEUEAAGHHH* ”

[@bog7227]

Crush: I only like guys with small cars

[@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe]

Me: get used to *crushing* into it. ☺️

[@figjam59]

My Toyota iQ is tiny and suits me

[@jaysss6636]

Mutilated Baby its a joke

[@johnnypatriot652]

@Cannibal Corpse they think guys who drive something big are compensating.

[@truvak]

this cannot get any more British. amazing.

[@sologuy9590]

“I’m barely seeing any traffic at all” The traffic behind him:

[@L_back]

The people driving behind Jeremy aren’t annoyed. They feel honored, because they are driving behind somebody as amazing as Jeremy Clarkson.

[@L_back]

WHATS YOURSOC were you one of these drivers?

[@NFLYoungBoy223]

Shid

[@Frserthegreenengine]

Unless one of those drivers was Piers Morgan

[@adenmitchell7633]

There probably confused and amazed by the vehicle

[@LOCKEYJ]

How do you know, some of them might not be idiots.

[@Vill-ew3wd]

Still can't believe they fired him from top gear

[@hens0w]

did he get to keep the p45

[@DTCJimmy]

He did punch someone, it is understandable BUT the grand tour is really good and I reckon that it will be more lenient with the things they can say and do and I believe the budget is bigger too

[@samoedo]

wait what? what happened?

[@mathiassagy7026]

CheatyTycoon 2 i think you are lying

[@monsieurboks]

hens0w Clearly he received a different kind of P45...

[@MuddyBob650]

To everyone freaking about the gas in the trash can, he wasn't actually spraying gas in it, the producer took a bottle with a non-flammable fluid in it and squirted it in there. No need to worrie! :)

[@bowlcutboi176]

*disclaimer* no petrol was put into any rubbish bin. :D

[@MuddyBob650]

BowlCutBoi That's short and sweet.

[@helenaclement4177]

MuddyBob 650 I won't worrie, don't worry

[@contambrah]

piss*

[@MuddyBob650]

I bet your money it was!