The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@GreyGreenGod]

Wait till they find out Ye went full blitler 4 minutes after this episode was recorded.

[@asssnatcher4759]

but. but. he made graduation

[@irishempire9811]

BUT HE MADE GRADUATION THO

[@GreyGreenGod]

@@irishempire9811 Kanye made graduation, this… this right here is Ye.

[@pizza-for-mountains]

chris must've at least considered moving the podcast schedule ahead by a day or two, but i think he has some sort of arcane forbidden knowledge about the curse of constantly missing huge news by exactly one day. if the schedule is moved at all i think chris will die, or sweeny will become white or something

[@dydx_]

@@GreyGreenGod Na this is Yedolf.

[@Myriad-Truths]

Every episode I'm convinced Sweeny literally grows bigger and Chris shrinks. I think Sweeny is a vampire

[@yankee2238]

Sweeney feeds off Chris

[@fadelpw511]

He just don't want to crossdress as Ye's mom

[@HalfBrainGamers]

I can't wait to see the escalation in Kayne Watch part 2

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

The best part about having Kanye shit on the podcast is it gets worse everyday and this is already outdated.

[@vigimigi2770]

I mean if you got their patreon you would have it early. Free feed comes on set date regardless

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

@@vigimigi2770 I am on the patreon. It's still outdated regardless.

[@hayothegunosaurus]

@@vigimigi2770 that doesn't change what he said in the slightest

[@MySqueezingArm]

We gotta get Abigail Shapiro to distract Kanye.

[@melondeezy5382]

i was literally about to do homework come on guys

[@MatthiasDundee]

“Mrs. bitchtits, I was gonna get my homework done but the snarktank uploaded their new podcast episode”

[@melondeezy5382]

@@MatthiasDundee out of all the hypothetical names lmfaooo

[@MatthiasDundee]

@@melondeezy5382 I know she’s been handing out extra homework she deserves it 😎

[@deadmeme902]

@@melondeezy5382I listen while doing my work

[@VoteOrDie99]

Yo same, i was about to study and now this dropped.

[@jameshurley776]

If the blue people from avatar really existed sweeny would be terrified

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Which is strange because the appropriate response would be to be horny

[@CGB_Crash]

The jump from Part 1 to Part 2 is gonna be, just, oh gawd...

[@charlottejerde1021]

You totally had me at Kanye Watch Party. I'm super serial guys

[@toastonline4]

"We have to Big Momma Kanye West." -Chris Ray Gun, 2022

[@WrinkleyPanda]

You guys are the only podcast I listen to and I am always hyped to listen and watch. Been here since the psychic pebbles episode.

[@sometwat217]

same

[@prodnocl1p]

same

[@McFatson]

Seeing a wheelchair tilted over with a little bit of blood is Fallout environmental storytelling IRL and that scares the shit out of me

[@thelocusteffect4304]

It actually means a lot to me that you guys mentioned Irish history and slavery, it's so often not known about or talked about how poorly we were treated, big respect and love actually made my day better

[@TheMasterJCL]

That "Do you know you're gone?" thing SomeBlackGuy said in terms of conciousness passing on is represented perfectly in SOMA (The game) and he should 100% play it immediately

[@transgenderbender]

I actually hate the game SOMA because it's one of those things like Terminator, where they just see it and base their entire conception of mind uploading on it with no further thought. The amount of times I've had an argument about mind uploading and someone went "well actually, mind uploading doesn't work, as evidenced by SOMA, a literal videogame" is astonishing. It is a good game though

[@azuresativa386]

The timing of this podcast is peak , just before Ye started to wonder if there ever were 6 million. God let him grow a mustache , please !!!

[@SandyCheeks1896]

Oh God… they filmed this in the very short time between Ye on Pool and Ye on Jones. Reality was collapsing in on itself before the Alex Jones appearance, I’m eager to hear the next episode lmaooo

[@wheresmyrooptoff4056]

i ran out of "but he made yeezy nsltd boots" before the joe rogan episode even aired lool

[@我的家-j4b]

Who was the "Chris" they were talking about that took the picture on the plane with Kanye and all them that makes our Chris like one degree separate from Kanye West?

[@Boredman567]

I think that's Chris Pool (aka Reactor), who is Tim Pool's brother.

[@armo-bb-]

Hell yeah I was waiting for y'all to cover this Kanye stuff lmao

[@kimorayn1733]

On that Spotify thing, it's like a Holiday present. I got my KZbin Music Recap, and yep ... Dicko Mode and Dicko Mode (Remix), Number 1 and 2.

[@psykodactyle]

Chris you're allowed to call Nick a Nazi, let's not beat around the bush lol. The man couldn't even contain it if he tried

[@Cen21000]

I would trust the portal gun teleporter technology over Star Trek teleportation.

[@marksolis9317]

Them talking about Full House makes me appreciate George Lopez on Nick at Nite a lot more.

[@xxtortellini1016]

The only ads for that Disney movie I saw that wasn’t viewed much were when I was playing my singing monsters lmao

[@xxNovaprimexx]

1:51:55 hidden Xperia got a couple of your patrons a while ago, he refused to read them though :/

[@davidshane9495]

Oh no! They recorded this before the Info Wars appearance.

[@tasquato9633]

I'm gonna save this for the last two hours of work

[@davidshane9495]

In Destiny's defense he talks in person the same way he does online.

[@generalgrievous4738]

Thinking about the teleportation argument. Maybe an exact 1:1 copy of your consciousness would still be YOUR conscious?

[@onlygalactic1744]

Its is still the weirdest thing being they are sponsored by Hyundai and Sweeney giving the ad

[@LanceUppercut]

IMO, the whole "the end destination teleported person won't be You" thing is contingent on there being an objective, tangible self, like a soul or whatnot (and I don't think there exists as much. Consciousness in the way most people conceptualize it is more likely than not an illusion). If a teleporter is able to reconstitute all the atoms of your brain matter in the same way they were before you were moved, it should be the same "you" as it was before.

[@crusty.kamikaze]

10:31 What's wrong with Supermega

[@kylerhowell9334]

Bro I feel like albums have even more value now because now if you like a track you can listen to the hole album

[@Yumemaru.]

My answer to John Snow's question was the exact same as his and Chris's.

[@Lastman737]

Talking over one another the podcast.

[@YaGuyALT]

It's so funny how this is already wildly outdated

[@Psycho_Yoshi]

I really like San Diego for visiting but it is a little uncanny wouldn't wanna live there for the cost of living there

[@leafpratt]

ay i aint watch there pod since like ep85 but did my boy Kingstoon put on a bita weight?

[@lopezland8436]

Poison piss damage 😂😂

[@Indigo1998]

Get Kanye on the snark tank

[@freddart5163]

No extras on the channel ever? That's a bummer

[@masonthemetalhead]

So how did the info wars clip hit you guys?

[@HalfBrainGamers]

We'll get it next episode Chris lost his shit on Twitter and convened an emergency podcast the day of. So what we get next episode will be fresh reactions, provided they didn't lose the footage or something equally tragic

[@masonthemetalhead]

@@HalfBrainGamers awesome

[@NEOSRULER]

I can't believe someone used "My knee grows" mere days after it crossed my mind. Great minds think alike i guess 🤣

[@NostalgiaVivec]

the future tech i wouldnt trust is automated home defense like turrets and shit, i wouldn't trust that wouldn't just nail my dog at 3am cos it barked wrong

[@KarmaPaym3ntPlan]

12:03 was?

[@szeddezs]

Aaand Kanye fired Milo, so much for that revenge

[@The_Rutabaga]

Finally. Jesus Christ I’ve been waiting.

[@Draven1895]

watches both destiny and snark tank. Let's just let the fact, that destiny is like two degrees removed from kanye with Fuentes

[@kimorayn1733]

Sween not snapping one with Method Man reminded me of the weird disparity of meeting different levels of Celebrity. Like, if Rihanna was taking pictures in a club or something, I'd panic so hard my spine would crush and contort itself backwards in a way of saying "you don't deserve this" just as I leave the front of the line BUT I could totally fake french kiss and grope Tim Minchin at the back of a Wendy's if he thought the photo'd be funny.

[@AfroBear1126]

On my Spotify recap I had listens to 200 hours of snark tank

[@danielschnitzer7044]

1:38:50 This one hasn't aged so well huh?

[@Crunchy166]

Bro the commenters on that Timcast podcast were so beclowned

[@ghostshrimp5006]

To be fair we need clowns to balance out Tim’s fence sitting

[@SaintMaxxi]

Daaaaamn this is PRE Info Wars.

[@HExtraordinaire]

You guys really underestimate how entertaining you are

[@JustN0tMe]

12:31 Bruh I remember that(I'm not sure if it was on an Andy Warski's stream or a stream where Warski was in) SBG was the reason why I avoided Destiny's content for years😅 I should've done my own evaluation of his character and content by actually engaging with it...rather than accepted someone else's opinion 😅 What a dumb decision 🤦🏾 Still love you tho👍🏾

[@DeusAmoeba]

1:12:35 get SBG to play SOMA, then he'll get it.

[@vaguely_boring]

The Tom Bergeron afv is the best afv full stop

[@WITAWITAVG]

Need that Kingpin intro 😂

[@McCadabolg]

Nah Sween, you got it. wormholes are the way to go

[@luisaleloki]

Random ship of Theseus conversation in the middle.

[@scribojello3778]

What derrick was mentioning regarding hormone is no joke, also don't just rely on blood work for an accurate reading as it can fluctuate in a matter of hours. If you're a woman and have periods skipping, no sex drive and general lethargy, see a doctor. I have NO pre-existing conditions, am a stock standard gal but have missed whole cycles from stress and now feel basically Asexual. I haven't been on the pill in a few years due to cost but that can often hurt more than it helps as it's not always the hormones your body needs. I'm certain hormone imbalances are to blame, in part, for my issues. From body discomfort cause low hormones = lost breast tissue and no muscle gains to general depression and low libido, hormones are nothing to take lightly. Especially if you're a woman, seek medical help if it's available.

[@thelordofcringe]

"i used to work for newegg" ohhhhh, Derrick makes so much more sense now.

[@Ryzawa]

new viewer? he's brought it up a few times in the past (go back and watch em anyways cuz all the episodes are worth)

[@davo312]

i wonder what sweeney thinks of the new song

[@g33p61]

oh btw destiny said he'll grant amnesty for anyone that he has beef with for no reason because he doesn't really care about any of them anymore so yall are most likely good

[@turnerhoffman2793]

I don't think they have any interaction with that guy nor do I think they care

[@g33p61]

@@turnerhoffman2793 never disagreed lol at least in that comment but derrick made a video kinda half about him and attempted to watch the lex fridman with him 3 times so clearly he cares at least somewhat about destiny

[@Ehh.....]

I feel crazy compared to most in the streaming era, I used to be mainly someone who listened to singles and playlist (part of that was just the nature of pirating), but now since i had Spotify over the last 11 years I hate listening to songs outside of the context of the album. The way i even use discover is I go through til i hear a song i like then i swap to the album that song is on and listen to the whole thing before resuming the list. If I wanna hear "Alright". Im gonna play TPAB all the way through to hear it. When Protest the Hero dropped an album via monthly singles years back (never fuckin do this please) I just stopped listening to them til like a year later when it was complete.

[@yankee2238]

Derrick looks like a black version of my long dead grandpa

[@dydx_]

42:30 Steven Crowder is going to complain about the cross-dressing while he cross-dresses.

[@blackwingdragon1]

1:53:58 Actually, every week this dude buys a new dog and names it Zuma.

[@Monsteretrope]

Kanye ate too many Fishsticks.

[@Dingalow]

Damn, I really thought that Dan had left Game Grumps for a second there. That'd have instantly put Arin on suicide watch, considering the people that are crazy enough to still watch that show only watch it for Dan

[@Mrtorquebowguy]

Derrick the only one that play SOMA?

[@theafflictionvhs17]

After KanYE walked out like a little B.I.T.C.H. I have been patiently waiting for the Snark Tank’s take about this glorious moment in Human History.

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@nicorobin3691]

So early! Hi Sweeny!

[@Yumemaru.]

With everything that's happened with Kanye recently, we're definitely in the bad timeline.

[@horrordragon2255]

They should have Jontron on the podcast

[@lucienpage2066]

Man you guys really thought I confused Murder Inc. and Deathrow records? Nah I meant JaRule type shit but Deathrow is tight too.

[@lucienpage2066]

Also I'm mid 20s I'm just a huge 80s and 90s hip hop head.

[@SyniStar616]

1:13:13 we're all gamers here, right? What Chris is talking about is some Soma stuff, which is horrifying to me. I'd rather have the teleportation that Sweeney mentioned, that's just some Portal shit, there.

[@JayneAFK]

1:13:00 - The thing is, consciousness is kind of a lie anyway. My consciousness now, in this microsecond, is not the same as the one that started writing this comment. Existence and the human condition is one big mindfuck anyway, so I think I'd take the risk. Like I could go out into the world tomorrow and get run over and have my big fade to black in that instance anyway, would I just not go out and do things on the off chance I could be killed in the process? I get that it's different, because a clone would continue on without me, but if I'm gone, I'm gone. I wouldn't know that I'm gone to care. I just wouldn't exist anymore, in a similar way as how the me from 5 seconds ago no longer exists. I'd take that risk for the opportunity of an incredible sci-fi life lol.

[@WorstCommenter2008]

Someone let Sweeny into the cookie jar...

[@demo0831]

Most of the rich are white tho in the U.S. Like systemic opression against minorities is factual reality. But your right that its about a lot wealth.

[@konradcurze8176]

Opresión against non semites too

[@ghostshrimp5006]

It’s mainly due to the fact that they got their first and now they won’t let anyone else get up there. Kicking the ladder so to speak, doesn’t matter who you are or where you came from you better watch your back if you’re not part of their club

[@kimorayn1733]

I always thought Whose Line Is It Anyway was pretty... white. I mean, it's Improv, who's lame enough to even get past the premise of that to care. I was then GLAD to hear it actually was an S-Tier Show to you boyos, Puerto Richris, Black Chad, and Void-Heritage.

[@irishempire9811]

This is the most complicated title in the history of Sween hating the gays (because thier regular people)

[@ChrisTehKiller169]

"this house is so big i cannot relate" Chris that's not white, thats rich. im white as can be and i cant relate to full house because im not rich. if anything the part that proves you aren't white is not knowing the difference between white and rich.

[@TheCosmicSkeleton]

As someone who also has Bi-polar disorder Kanye needs help he is not well and I can tell you from experience that Bi-polar can makes you have delusional thoughts that are not based in reality so it's debatable how much he actually believes the shit he is saying but I would argue that Kanye might not have ever been on the correct medication because it can be difficult to get the right mixture of medication and it varies from person to person

[@communisticus191]

he didn't want to take the medication because his doctor was supposedly Jewish, so i doubt hes even tried it. And while Bi-polar can cause delusions and a disconnect with reality, one thing I will say is all the antisemitism is on him. Bi-polar delusions dont make you more bigoted

[@xsanguine8]

Damn Sween, what if the robots have a magnetic field sensor around them, that lets them feel, like a full sense of touch, you still gonna be racist against them?

[@Destro7000]

It's not just 'Rich People' dude. You guys really need to read about the Soviet Union and the Kulaks sometime. If it sounds like too much effort just get yourself a friend from Eastern Europe over a certain age, Gen X or something, or talk to Vee or a Romanian, Hungarian, etc. You can't just go "this is all cause by anyone becoming wealthy" because it's not that.

[@VibesReverb]

This podcast ruined me, I’m watching Spider-Man with my abuelo, we bother pointed out how bone saw sounds like a cholo and it gets to the uncle Ben part, I’m like Jesus this scene is so much more gut wrenching and sad than I remember, then I got flooded with a million shot uncle Ben jokes and ran out the room because I was scared of laughing or grinding at such a heartbreaking scene.

[@PainKiller18775]

This episode is already outdated considering what happened in info wars.

[@Jay-vg8hd]

mommy?

[@tpecky5835]

Derek is the biggest internet tough guy, dude is literally 5,4 and talking about rocking Destiny in the jaw when Derek was scared to debate the guy on multiple occasions.

[@bradleylamberson1063]

Please do a gay Rudolph parody

[@MySqueezingArm]

I ain't saying she's a gold digger, But she messing with those Jew Ni

[@trinidaddy]

I mean I guess that would imply that she isn't a gold digger. At least if you ask Ye lol.

[@MySqueezingArm]

@@trinidaddy Dude needs help.

[@Yumemaru.]

No Kingpin moan, disliked.

[@SweetJoe7]

Go on timcast. All of you

[@ghostshrimp5006]

Oh that would be great, the sheer chaos will be legendary with Sweeney alone

[@jameshurley776]

Man Derrick is so lost Tim pool is not a grifter I am no huge fan I think he is ok but Tim pool is more libertarian he left the left because of them going insane like the young Turks

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

That’s the grifter line word for word. “I’m a centrist but only ever agree with the right wing position bc the left is mean.” He’s just another Rubin type

[@ghostshrimp5006]

@@crustpunkjesuschrist my biggest issue is that he is still adamant about labeling his position, who cares just have your stance on things it’s not like you can really trust either side anyway

[@tristan8419]

You should start the video with the entire song like drunken peasants does.

[@scottmichael9670]

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[@travis4178]

Wow I’m shocked you mentioned and recommended his trading services, I thought people don’t know him he’s really awesome

[@beaufrancois8781]

His trading income stream is mind blowing, I also trade with him. I've made $15,300 so far trading with his guidance/advice.

[@irinaspencer8386]

I started with just 4,000 dollars now earning upto 17,000 dollars WEEKLY

[@noahmadlaina1412]

@Kelly-240 thanks a lot i have contacted him now and he responded i see this as an opportunity to escape my financial situation 😊😊😊

[@curtHarley1]

I countlessly share my experience with co-workers at work, on how I made $23,000 from $2,000 in 7 days of trading

[@dydx_]

36:25 "For whoever has, more will be given, and he will be made to abound; but from whoever does not have, even what little they had will be take" -Jesus. I don' like quoting the bible, really not a fan of Christianity yet this phrase always sticks with me given it's brutal, unapologetic honesty, even though I ripped it out of context here as Jesus was refereeing to the knowledge of the heavens, and not money yet to me this phrase represents much more. It is both money and faith, as it lays out what we all know: Existence is not fair at all and utterly cruel. Not to let this end on a sour note, life being dissatisfaction is the first of the Four Noble Truths according to Buddha, so everyone do with this what you want haha.

[@mikeharris6429]

If your consciousness went from body to body during Chris’ version of teleportation there would be no issue. You are your consciousness not your meat suit. As long as the brain was the same you technically could even change the features of the new body you were teleported into.

[@dydx_]

The brain is the meat suit. What even is consciousness? The problem is that we're talking about a concept we don't understand because we do not have an answer for it. Even today you the thought of what is truly in our control can't be answered properly as you are not your actions, you actions are the result of environmental conditioning. You are also not your thoughts as you do no control your thoughts, you always think and in addition to always thinking you thoughts are the product of your environmental conditioning (...again). In my humble opinion, we can only nudge and hope it snowballs the way we want it to: Real Life RNG.