The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@Adonk]

The 3 iconic hosts: Chris, Derrick and sweens empty chair

[@lunahula]

Nah it's one of them v-tubers innit, Sween's alternate personality for other content.

[@duckdickerson9494]

@@lunahula "innit"? What are you subhuman

[@lunahula]

@@duckdickerson9494 Yes, I am a Badger. Now hand over those socks.

[@trey1956]

A lot of unnecessary pauses and playing to Sweeney’s imagination.

[@kimorayn1733]

Well said.

[@SirMattity]

Damn cant believe tom dressed up as a woman to try to prove his girlfriend is real

[@HAWKEYESOLO]

And he greenscreened himself to make it look as if he and Lily are two different people.

[@Makujah_]

Also whiteface, not coolio, Thomas

[@yowatchie]

Mad respect for this level of bit commitment. If only Sween hadn’t lost his mind this would be even funnier.

[@vanta7581]

I can’t believed you hired an animator to create what sweens girlfriend might look like this is like that Tupac hologram at Coachella

[@HalfBrainGamers]

Sweeney's looking a lot lighter than the last time we've seen him...

[@kimorayn1733]

It's a Webcam setting

[@Dinnizzel97]

He was doing blackface the whole time

[@ThePhantom4516]

not really slimmer, just less... black

[@NoMoreSuperHero]

He's getting lighter cause he's getting BETTER.

[@dontrll947]

Still fat as hell

[@mad_the_monk]

Been here since episode 0 and, memes and jokes aside lads, I’d just like to say thank you for making each week a little brighter by making my favourite podcast around. You may not realise it but you guys have helped so many people and are definitely the funniest show on here - here’s to another 100!

[@irishempire9811]

Hell yeah!

[@femhaz3534]

Same but what about all 30 weeks they've missed

[@ontariolongboarding]

Yeah

[@ArkhamJacks]

Ye

[@ThePestilentDefiler]

For real though, do you or anyone have any recommendations of any similar comedic podcasts (i have a feeling there is none quite like it). Im all caught up and need more like this to fill the void.

[@Jaimethepanda]

That actress was pretty cool and seems to share a similar sense of humor to Sweeney. Maybe you guys could set them up on a date, and see how that goes as long as he’s medicated.

[@irishempire9811]

This is great, just the culmination of all Sweeny's hallucinations and drug visions in one episode.

[@Fictitious27]

I can't believe how far CGI technology has come, Lily looks so lifelike

[@Nxpal_]

Fun fact the Corona Virus episode was episode 7, its now episode 100 and its still happening

[@irishempire9811]

Damn, 2 years already

[@mommyslittlegamer9667]

on jannette mccurdy's urine: there's a type of coffee that's made from beans that were shat out by an animal called the "asian palm civet" and it's considered some of the best coffee in the world so based on that, i'd be willing to try mccurdy's juicero pee

[@LateNightTableCo]

1:14:00 This is like old school Chris sketches in videos. So classic

[@erikandersson9060]

Man, patreon must be working out, because that 2 hour scripted cg was really fucking good. Almost fooled me into thinking there was someone in sweeny’s spot

[@sillyking1991]

nah dude, there is someone there. its just a hologram being projected over him, sorta like vtubers, but instead of anime style, its a realistic graphic. still, had to have been tons of money getting it developed

[@comhaltacht315]

I didn't realize Chris was in the same building as Sweeney, so seeing him leave and then open the door fucked with me so much.

[@graemebennett7648]

Unironically, this podcast makes me laugh harder and more often than anything else in my life. Cheers, bois!

[@Ryzawa]

Tom in the background like the beautiful man he is. Chris talking in child-speak is the funniest thing I've heard all week.

[@santiagorain6918]

Been here since the Jakey episode and Im glad you guys havent change you are the funniest podcast I listen to.

[@kimorayn1733]

I don't know why that 3rd Webcam is just staring at an empty room, but I'm relieved to see the toilet is back! and/or Chris, he can be good too, if I get tired of staring at the wall n shit

[@tombakek-progamertm5369]

nice hologram technology, sween. you're not fooling us

[@austinprince2109]

The amount of joy this show has brought me since it started. Cheers to you guys and many more episodes of the internet’s largest shitpost

[@justimusprime11]

The blues clues polkadot backtound bit with Sweeney was pure gold.

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Y’all have a big heart for hiring an actor to keep Sweeny sane 🙏❤️

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Well as sane as he can be I guess.

[@Metallijosh100]

100 Episodes, that is nuts! Started listening really early in and this is THE ONLY podcast I watch/listen to (and my girlfriend watches too) - thoroughly good shit boys, thanks for all the laughs.

[@someguy7819]

Psh, snark tank got so many Patreon members that they can now buy hologram technology.

[@nathanpopham8573]

Hype! Congrats on 100 episodes dudes!

[@walincoln7033]

I like how this running gag came out of Derrick and Chris coping over their bad take about something.

[@allthelanguages7945]

Been hearing since episode 0 with Zach, I appreciate the podcast and have been watching since your videos since sophomore year. Best of luck to you guys moving forward.

[@pennyisdreadful]

HAPPY 100 GUYS! we all make mean dumb comments because we love you! Really congrats! 100 of ANYTHING you created is hella impressive and I'm glad I was here for the ride. You nerds make my life more livable a few hours at a time and I couldn't thank you enough for giving me something to cackle like a witch at! Happy 100th birthday snarktank!

[@manicmig7787]

been listing to you guys on patron for over a year now . You guys have keep me laughing throughout the year and keep my sprits up. Congrats on 100 episodes !!!

[@armo-bb-]

Been here since the very beginning. Love your guys work individually, y'all make brighten up my week everytime. Thank you, here's to many more fun shenanigans!

[@Ramona_93]

Been here since the start, easily my favourite podcast of all time well done lads

[@elysahatestostudy9364]

The plot twist is that Lillie is in fact real and Sweeney's girlfriend, BUT SWEENEY IS FAKE

[@mynameisjames12189]

100 big ones! Thanks for the many hours of great content! Always good background noise when I'm playing Skyrim or Fallout. Much love

[@mycology5242]

That was another fantastic 2 hrs of hilarity and hope to see another 100 episodes of this feverdream of a podcast! Thanks to the special guest, hope she's getting paid good, really convincing performance there; I'd almost believe she's Sweeney's actual girlfriend Xoxo

[@supersaiyn41]

42:55 this aged poorly

[@ShinobuFTW]

This is my favorite podcast. Thanks for 100 and here's to 100 more!

[@llllllllllllllll1523]

I can't believe you took the effort of photoshopping Sweeney's imaginary (obviously) girlfriend for the entire episode. Props to the Special Effects department.

[@W00pituScoopity]

Wow Sweeneys really changed, needs to get his tan back

[@robk1948]

That’s really advanced CGI when did sween learn that

[@bettr2buttr813]

When they were talking about cereal, I just remembered Kellog's Crunchy Nut cereal. It was probably my fav cereal at the time and it was sadly discontinued. :(

[@gremlin2550]

I love the longest running bit, nothing happened or is going to happen, then everything happens after the episode

[@charliepotter5785]

Been watching since day 1, a big thank you for making these videos or your insane ramblings. I look forward to the next 100

[@thekingbird0356]

Been here since ep 23 and haven't stopped laughing since. Thanks guys

[@quinnporter289]

Its crazy In 2020 I was playing dying light listening to my new favorite podcast the snark tank talk about Covid And in 2022 I'm playing dying light 2 listening to the only podcast I listen to

[@comhaltacht315]

16:55 Chris finds Sweeney 1:12:00 Chris teleports to give Sweeney his meds

[@AeroDOTwav]

Why does Derek and Chris act like there's someone else in the convo?

[@kylemaloy5524]

1:36:00 when i was a kid i thought all taco bell's were also long john silvers

[@SaintMaxxi]

Tom Sweeny's origin story almost killed me

[@mbetogarrod]

Favorite podcast finally hit triple digits. Good on you lads

[@markgilbert9883]

42:55 To be continued

[@markgilbert9883]

43:10 AGING SO WELL

[@Zquirrelthing]

can't believe sweeney forced a random woman at gun point to act like his girlfriend

[@jpsugarjumper8999]

Derrick's take on Ukraine/Russia is another one of those moments thats not gonna age well lol

[@infinite-sadness]

Right

[@nickrustyson8124]

Today I learn Trix ceral were berry shaped, I was too young to know that, but I am old enough to pay taxes

[@Fragger-1]

I feel the pain of swapping milk types. My school swapped from 2% to skim milk, got rid of strawberry milk, and had really average chocolate milk. I ended up drinking so much chocolate milk during elementary school, that i couldn't drink normal milk anymore

[@jared4402]

44:20, so I work at a furniture store and the weird thing for me was seeing one of the beds we model in store being used in porn. Not the exact store, just the same model bed.

[@LanceUppercut]

Twist - Sweeney is an actor Chris hired for a video back-when, and he thinks he's dating Chris and Derek's friend Lilly, and they don't want to confront him, so they just let him stick around and be on the podcast. All kayfabe aside, Lilly was great. She hit a lot of the same beats I'd have expected Kingston to; it makes sense that they'd go so well together.

[@gaigelarry]

Well done guys :D i love this show

[@ItsJustDR3]

Been listening since the beginning, can confirm, nothing has changed lmao. Love this podcast.

[@thatoneguyUknow]

the lucky charms mascot can literally use magic. nobody else stands a shadow of a chance.

[@AlphaRW]

been watching this show since 2014 and i love it so much.

[@Shinobifoxx]

There's so much dead air in this ep , and why is there just a feed of an empty chair? Mighty confusing .

[@JoeyMaracuya]

I replied to Razorfist with a Shadow the Hedgehog meme saying "nice spelling error - i win", and he BLOCKED me. If you were to ask him if he fucked a cake with evidence, he'd do the same to you, but it would appear badly for him because he'd not have said it wasn't him lmao

[@pablofromearth]

This is the only podcast where ive watched every single episode

[@Nightwing-4224]

The Ukraine stuff aged great considering what’s currently going on

[@Gravekeeper5890]

Just a still image of Sweeney on for the 100th episode. Interesting.

[@xblowsmokex]

"Canadians don't get cancer" Norm Macdonald has left the chat.

[@interstellarmonstrosity8942]

Shredder is the RIGHT answer bro, and you know the foot hideout in the mf ninja turtles movie looked LIT

[@gaigelarry]

Thanks for hanging out, Lily

[@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf]

Completely unrelated but I once did my famous last of us clicker impression in Spanish class and my teacher said “whoever just played that, stop, you’re gonna destroy your computer speakers.” She was incredibly technologically illiterate for a computer science high school.

[@Terrax1]

In terms of the cereal mascot fight, Lucky, The Trix Rabbit and a host of other mascots are magic based. I feel that needs to be taken into consideration. The Cocoa Puffs bird is also an absolutely unhinged and mentally unstable, formidable opponent.

[@azraelbokor247]

Tony the Tiger, is a bipedal, tiger man with an addiction to his own cereal. However if Toucan Sam, was as large as Tony, he might have a shot. He's got a beak and talons, but that's if he's a human sized toucan.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Chris and Derrick podcast, hell yeah

[@NamelessKing1597]

1:05:16 Only if they call it Bioshock: Sleeping With The Fishes.

[@comhaltacht315]

Just started the podcast and I cannot believe Sweeney seriously put on hispanic-face to trick us all into thinking his girlfriend is real.

[@xSwordLilyx]

I remember eating dry trix out of the biggest bowl we owned after having a virus and throwing up for days. I was also profoundly affected by both of the shape switches (real trix are back)

[@williamw2529]

Good shows over 100 eps: MASH, House, Dexter, Rescue Me, some of The Simpsons, Parks and Rec, Family Guy, some of American Dad, Cheers, Night Court, Always Sunny, Supernatural, How I meet your mother, X-Files, Futurama, Star Trek NG, and many more. I'm tired of writing. 44:03 everyone knows not to trust Chris.

[@SaintMaxxi]

Death Battle already covered this. The Raisin Bran Sun stomps everyone literally from orbit

[@MySqueezingArm]

44:00 Ukraine wants to join NATO. If they do, the US will be able to launch missles from there. Likewise, Russia wants to be able to launch missles from there into the EU.

[@buzondemadera]

This Lily is so nice. I hope they don't recast her

[@bradbradfordson9158]

Derrick: the male camel toe is called a "moose knuckle"

[@spikethelizard2770]

Been here since Episode 0, Been a long ride guys, This one is gonna be good

[@Draven1895]

Crazy how far the filter tech came around

[@lunarumbreon7699]

Can’t believe they spent all of last episode calling out Hasan just for Sweeney to leave his seat empty all episode

[@suyo3380]

You guys can't fool me, I've seen Spongebob.There's clearly a gorilla under that mask

[@danieloviedo2116]

it never sank to me how big thomas sweenard actually is, until i saw him randomly walking behind that empty chair

[@tasquato9633]

"THATS THE THIRD DOOOOOOGGG" The goddamn upset in his voice

[@BobGeanis]

"Look at my girlfriend and i" its just a picture of himself

[@than217]

Damn I knew DeepFakes were getting better but the quality of Sweeney's girlfriend looks amazing on this video.

[@SecondChannelForGaming]

A legendary episode, for sure.

[@than217]

Avengers: "Judge Judy is gone... she was our best hope at defeating Pizza Time."

[@llortaton2834]

Sweeney in the closet for 13 mins straight LOL

[@dreamcatcherpone]

Wow. Sweeney really made over 3,000 pics of his Blues Clues Original Character

[@leker485]

I haven't watched this yet, but I sincerely hope that no one directly reacts to Lily this episode

[@leker485]

I have been disappointed in some regards, but not all

[@davidshane9495]

You guys need to get Adum from YMS. I know him and Chris have talked a few times and they always seem to have good chemistry.

[@grifoochoa9281]

I’ve been asking for this for so long

[@graysonv.3536]

I feel like a fucking schizophrenic, I just two full hours of Chris and Deryck speaking to an empty room, what the hell is this??!

[@flameboi7104]

Why are there so many gaps where no one is talking? Was an audio track file lost?

[@creepykels]

The Pete Davidson conversation has me in TEARS

[@johnw5442]

Where’s the green screen Chris?

[@epicgamersaurus]

When I was a kid there were so many Oreo flavors and now there are like 3

[@scarrantsandreviews]

Imagine if Chris and Derrick gave Lilly $1000 to go on an extended vacation and then slipped everyone else Sween knows $20 to play along with the "Lillys not real" thing.