The Snark Tank Podcast:

[@comhaltacht315]

4:30 EDP brought down cupcakes and black people 15:30 Lyle Wrath in Elephant form enacts vengeance on a woman 24:00 Ezra Miller attempts to defeat society 47:29 Sweeney reads his first sponsor and leaves the toilet seat up in the background

[@awsomegirlpower476]

Glad to see Chris has finally gone feral. All of Sweeney's insanity must have transferred to him. Sweeny is calmer than usual in this episode!

[@kimorayn1733]

Noice. And good for him! (Sweeney)

[@clownthur4538]

literally the first minute i was like "the vibe is different here" but i love it

[@oh_god_dammit]

Chris is on his Unabomber arc

[@spikethelizard2770]

47:40 I love that Sweeny is so clearly reading off a script

[@DRSINS-bh2qw]

Derrick has left the podcast to fight pizza time

[@kimorayn1733]

Well said, Doctor Sins.

[@100-People]

Sweeney struggling to read the ad script was funnier than anything else this episode

[@ezzyelder3385]

We need psychicpebbles as a permanent member of this dumpster fire please

[@violetreave]

Monkey's don't punch because they're hands can't properly make a fist, if they punched like we do they'd break all they're fingers, so they do more of a slapping motion, but they do curl their fingers and tense the muscles in their hands when attacking, making a sort of "proto-fist"

[@Queltzer]

Interesting. If I had to wager a guess, maybe it had something to do with how much more other mammals and animals in general use their claws and fangs; with humans having these become less effective for combat, perhaps we needed to develop a new method of dealing damage

[@moopersworthninjason42nd81]

@@Queltzer I wish there was a video out there detailing everytime a human punched the shit out of a wild animal

[@theboylenater7831]

I found the Aussie ^^

[@thesurprisebox]

They also bite, pretty sure that's their most damaging technique

[@BrandEver117]

1:05:00 Chris tells the Sears cutout story for at least the third time lol

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

I love how they're just trying SO hard to overcomplicate the definition of "animal" for absolutely no reason.

[@NEOSRULER]

I love how Sween was just reading the script but he still tried to give it his own spin with saying "dude"

[@gv-fu5hs]

On the topic of the intelligence of Crows, there has been reports of crows and wolves forming bonds based on the crow being like a point man to help hunting

[@cjn0211]

If one of you expired and you got a new co-host, you can't tell me the most ironically funny person to have wouldn't be dr drew.

[@ezrawills8907]

They need to get Ethan Ralph on so they can verbally abuse him the entire time. It won’t even be funny, just sad and slightly hard to watch yet captivating, like a live leak video.

[@0v0kepkep]

I will happily join the cast, I'm sure Derrick wouldn't mind. Rest his soul 🕊️

[@axeheadshot7793]

Bro right as Chris said "Final boss music" I was immediately like "Oh yeah live and learn from SA2" that song is goated

[@optimusmirf]

a couple times i thought chris was gonna no shit grab someone off the street and say "excuse me do you know the difference between animal and beast?"

[@AdlRRainboX]

I love how in the ad Sweeney had to see the script every time he had to say the sponsor name lol

[@PIRATECAPTAINGUY]

look at the size of chris compared to the can he drinks from at 21:47

[@Queltzer]

The ratio of head to can is equivalent to the ratio of beverage to human cells in his body hahaha

[@irishempire9811]

Chris has returned to his natural habitat, the backwoods.

[@Queltzer]

Loved your energy this episode Chris, the outside is a nice background too :)

[@Crazak53]

44:16 What's funny is that there was a Timon and Puumba show and I could easily imagine that as a plot to an episode.

[@demoasim]

44:15 IDK if this was the joke or not, but that actually happened. Look up the Timon and Pumbaa cartoon show.

[@mbetogarrod]

Hearing sween do an ad read felt like a fever dream

[@nope5363]

What a great way to end this hellish week. Thank you boys.

[@maiqtheliar1823]

To expand on the "are ravens and crows smart" discussion, some crows have been see going through their own "stone age" and "taming" wolves. There was also multiple studies on their recognition and problem solving skills and they've been classified amongst the smartest animals in the world, that same ranks includes monkeys, dolphins and humans.

[@Makujah_]

I was sure the ad read was a bit until it ended. Gratz on finally getting a sponsor, bois!

[@Metallijosh100]

41:34 Yes, there is. My girlfriend is a walking mosquito magnet, she will get 10 bites in 10 minutes, and it's so extreme to the point where you can hang around near her and you'll get 0 bites because they're all biting her instead. There's something about blood sweetness or something crazy.

[@LanceUppercut]

Come on, guys. The better idea would be: Norman Osborn is super racist, but the ONE good thing about Green Goblin is that he's not, and he constantly tries to distance himself from that aspect of Norman.

[@armyandmad]

Ey brah this episode was genuinely one of the most compelling ones. It’s actually kinda cool to have just one of you guys talk for a while.

[@yuh185]

not trying to sound like a shill but their patreon has more episodes like that

[@PlazmaPirate]

Chris looking like he’s about to be broadcasted on breaking news

[@tobitobi9097]

There's a show about Timon and Pumbaa traveling the world and they actually go to Broadway once

[@mathieuleader8601]

Erza is like the creepypasta character Jeff the Killer come to life

[@SkyTowerKurogane]

I started listening in last week. It's impressive how much Ii've laughed post ep100. Fun background content.

[@SmokeyTheShow]

I JUST HAD A BRUNO BUCCIARATI COSPLAY WIG ON, HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A PSYCHO?

[@kimorayn1733]

For those who don't know, Smokeyyy is a professional blunt enthusiast. Chris is at a his dealer's, he's didn't lose his glasses and Velma is way into the woods.

[@SmokeyTheShow]

all true

[@JackCeck]

The thumbnail alone made me laugh like a feral goon

[@rougenarwhal8378]

7:55 chris just described like half of all trans men

[@Adonk]

Was that a small pink goblin running through the trees behind chris?

[@kimorayn1733]

yis

[@edreed2803]

Yooo, congrats on the sponsorship!

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

Elephants have funerals so i assume they just knew what a funeral looked like and attacked

[@SatoKure]

...Chris knows Markiplier enough to be at his house? HOW? WHEN?

[@JKAV_76]

Glad yall got a sponsor

[@oxygenthief8956]

1:23 since I don't see any other comments yet I think I deserve to be the new third host

[@sinbyt3844]

YOOOO SWEENS AD READ WAS REALLY GOOD

[@simplesimon4374]

This is the best trainwreck I've ever seen

[@lunarumbreon7699]

Sweeney just doing this ad read while the bathroom door is open

[@noahschenck6715]

Chris talking about Prey 2017 like that broke my heart.

[@Big_Wounce]

Pigeons are one of the oldest domesticated animals on the planet and are bred for intelligence. They're one of the most intelligent birds

[@danieldsantiagorodriguez4955]

I looked up the elephant attack, they left out the fact that the elephants also targeted and destroyed the woman's home as well. I'm convienced that she must've done something or at least been a part of something cuz it's so targeted and vengeful.

[@charlesbackstrom6571]

damn, youtube gets the upload faster than patreon this time

[@philippstetter5611]

I never thought i would see Sweeney doing an ad read für a VPN Jesus Christ

[@gaigelarry]

FINAL BATTLE MUSIC: ... Chris, Did You Beat UNDERTALE, Yet..? ;) broooo. That's the BEST

[@flame3942]

bruh i was listening for like 20mins laughing like how is this the worst episode..... yea I finally hit that hour mark lmao

[@dadenelson7570]

hey, you guys forgot to post this one on the patreon

[@magiman2382]

Really I thought I was going crazy because I didn’t see it in my patron feed.

[@mechanicalmoses9387]

When you come for the snark tank but get a free chris ray gun video

[@NeoDJDAN]

Yo... I think this Elephant has been following me for a few days now. I just can't prove it. Pray for me snark tankers.

[@Yumemaru.]

"It's pirates but they're nice people" One Piece.

[@OwnageMancer]

49:53 Hades, with Extreme Measures 4.

[@MySqueezingArm]

12:30 Wild dogs memorize train routes in Russia

[@WaifuTrashWeeb]

Best final battle soundtrack? Ace Combat 4, 5 & 6

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Who would win, a giant midget or a dwarf giant

[@tombakek-progamertm5369]

"The worst episode ever? Ah, that means it's the best one!!!!"

[@mathieuleader8601]

crows have the intelligence of your average tot

[@filipisotter5114]

I should replace Derrick. Need to keep the two black men to one Puerto Rican ratio

[@alexboyd1614]

This episode was awful, good job boys

[@AshlarKismet]

Ravens understand how commerce works. Yes, they are smart.

[@teensierkitty4214]

Typically if mosquitoes attack you relentlessly it means you have sweet blood and are diabetic

[@OldSkooRebel]

KZbin gets uploads before patreon?

[@VerifiedYTadmin]

That's because the show Is being retired soon.

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk0123]

Y'all gotta cover the rat population experiment

[@sgurdmeal662]

Damn, and on a sponsored episode xD

[@lovelyyolk9066]

look at 1:11:27, my man Chris is straight up getting leukemia

[@mynameisjames12189]

Thanks boys

[@mycology5242]

yoooo we got a sponsor drop Nice

[@natesal5037]

Sweeney not know that elephants are dbags is great

[@armo-bb-]

So we have gotten a live podcast, and now an outside podcast? I hope the next one has cod black ops zombies kino der toten playing as the video while you guys record thru the Xbox 360 game chat Also if you need a Mexican for replacing any of y'all, I got ya

[@Queltzer]

I actually really like that idea, they should do some classic gameplay live comms shooting the shit while they play. Zombies would be perfect for it too with the game lengths

[@pAWNproductionsDE]

I believe you guys forgot to upload this to patreon Edit: you still haven't uploaded this to patreon, but I still appreciate Chris' answer to my question. Baths are amazing, and anyone who doesn't like the cool side of the pillow is nuts. But considering how quickly Chris went back into anger over the one person who disagreed means he probably needs a long bath soon

[@bluepaulsbluepauls8887]

Leaving a comment to show support

[@pechenegxvii6850]

I'm going to enjoy this one

[@oxygenthief8956]

Here we go...

[@GabeTaiapa]

My dog would rip apart a dear if I told him to

[@josed.vargas3961]

This episode is like the end of evangelion

[@Aeobaa]

Ethan Ralph for 3rd snark tank host

[@sandroxino]

SPONSORS? i'm so happy :' )

[@swoogydoogy2654]

Monkeys slap, grab and bite... Like children

[@datsimplenope]

Pretty dope that you visited Markiplier

[@somecitrus7561]

"I CANT SEE SHIT OUT THE SIDES OF MY EEEYES!!!"

[@SoaringLettuce]

Plot twist: Ezra Miller was Eobard Thawne all along

[@jblackburn995]

holy shiz, a vpn sponsor, does that mean your a real podcast tm?

[@ninjafrogz8141]

Am I the only one who didn't see this one posted on the Patreon?

[@will5026]

Ones without derick are the best.

[@steelgriffin7716]

When Chris overdoes the NYC accent, it makes my NJ blood boil Despite how much I hate my home state.

[@ghostrade7746]

How much do I pay to replace Derrick as co-host

[@williamadams1432]

King of haphazard

[@alphabetadams1024]

RIP Technoblade

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

Tom Sweeney is a very nice Sweeney

[@SamueL-td7fb]

Unlike his evil twin, Mark Sweeney

[@Meek_Little_Mouse]

Yo our boys got an add

[@JobeF]

I would probably disagree with the Pentavarate take, Mike Myers is getting old and he wanted to do a large project that lets him do some old jokes that he never got to do, theres still some ball jokes in there too, but if you watch til the ending, part of the show was tribute to his dad which was a reporter. It was heartfelt to me especially since I am a bastard and wish I could relate. But yeah its no Austin Powers but its still decent.

[@jeikuultimategamer2821]

Lot of fools bout to die to get that spot

[@Jenamphetam1ne]

Wait, was this recorded before the Supreme Court decided they were tyrannical dictators?

[@HExtraordinaire]

I hope Ezra Miller joins the podcast

[@jacksonfuhrmann8394]

Stop

[@eelshark12345]

I want President Biden to take over as the new co-host