The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes - Part 2

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Imperioli was so amazing in this role. He managed to make Christopher simultaneously funny, likeable, pathetic and despicable. Very underrated performance.

[@rustykuntz94]

He also had the best portrayal of a junkie ever, really nailed looking & acting high

[@youngkinghedwig]

He manuged to get the drip on me😂

[@driplerthadripper]

Didn't he win best supporting actor ? Not really underrated everyone knows what a fantastic Job he did

[@ryanjoyce6446]

He always stayed loyle to his capo too

[@Wonders2Ponder]

It's amazing how intelligent and kind he is in reality

[@JR-wd7pw]

“I was trying to say something positive” 1000 IQ play from Chrissy here actually!

[@onajiranac7237]

He actually got away with that one, unfortunately its what set off the disaster with Adriana and FBI...

[@JR-wd7pw]

Onaj Iranac “Gravy’s good tonight”

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

@@onajiranac7237 He only got away with it because Adriana was pretty dumb as well

[@thomasbrown938]

@@JR-wd7pw graby? I dont know what you mean by uuh graby.

[@JR-wd7pw]

Thomas Brown its what Vito says to Tony at Arties when they all go together to show everyone that the “rumours” about Tony and Ade weren’t true hehe

[@joecrockrell04]

“Isaac Newton invented gravity cause some asshole hit him with an apple.” One of the best Sopranos quotes ever!

[@kidofsteel0362]

Lmfaooo

[@el34glo59]

Maybe the best quote I've ever read 😂

[@tommasovasta8323]

Ahahahaahahahah

[@E.Johansson]

I'll never forget what he said after killing cozzette. "she must have crawled under there for warmth" lol.

[@creatives2344]

That scene had me rolling was too funny

[@KentlandVFD33]

I DID ENT

[@keilanlong5198]

I didn’t kill her I musta sat on her I’ll getcha another dawg

[@OlgaSmirnova1]

@@creatives2344how come he didn’t see heah in the chaeh?

[@countof3everybodyOD]

Too bad Cosette wasn’t made

[@AtomicGT55]

“I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” is such a hilariously stupid thing to say, yet I could imagine at least a dozen people I know saying that in similar circumstances. The writing on this show is amazing

[@OhioPaulDE]

His damage control game was legendary.

[@Rutherford_Inchworm_III]

I actually laughed out loud. What kind of stupid dingbat could possibly stand listening to this dirtball make excuses? Oh right, that's Ade.

[@josephfreeman5289]

one of the best lines i have heard ever. i almost died when he said it

[@kris3139s]

Just give me a piece of bread huh

[@Skeptik-pe6ze]

Its called covering youre tracks lol

[@Virus2304]

Imperioli is a terrific actor. To play such a silly and gullible character while in the reality he's a very knowledgeable man

[@zakkhan6054]

he the played the drug addict role so well too

[@phil-Leotardo.171]

Uncle Borko my ass!

[@tony_soprano777]

Phil Leotardo the eyebrows i can’t fucking stand it

[@mskcrc]

@shutup Imperioli did a lot of great things on the show, in front of the camera and on the page, but he also was responsible for "Columbus," the only episode I'd rather never watch again.

[@frankjacob8913]

He..diden't.

[@mtowers434]

“He was gay Gary Cooper?” Always gets me.

[@gstqcomics2017]

Tony was so frustrated lol.

[@beardedwoodsman9294]

Isn’t it a coincidence that Lou gherig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease

[@dandavis8300]

I never knew that either!

[@tristianmontoya1092]

Facts lol

[@gstqcomics2017]

@@stevewilson9778 Christopher is a dope episode...Tony was fed up with everybody's bullshit! Chase did an effective job of critiquing Obsessive Symbolism .

[@efrainrodarte6395]

You're gonna need like 10 parts to this series

[@harijszeregela6555]

6 seasons.

[@Cyrenaika98]

Basically Christopher Moltisanti's entire run on the show

[@Cyrenaika98]

@E. Buzz Miller lmao sad but true

[@johnbrownspiers8242]

And when Paulie was handling universal remotes

[@smally809]

Borko to Rodolfo: You know it wasn’t long ago I remember you used to wait in my comments section...as far as I’m concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

[@phil-Leotardo.171]

That animal Rodolfo I can't even say his name

[@pacmanzz]

@@gregmalden9809 yeah the wine cause i have an empty fucking stomach

[@67marlins81]

@@phil-Leotardo.171 Sorry, I see who Borko is, but who is Rodolfo?

[@greatdude7279]

@@phil-Leotardo.171 And the thing with Borko whatever happened there.

[@AndreThe04]

@@greatdude7279 WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!

[@deansbreaks4926]

“He was gay Borko?”

[@mrbobtehbuildah]

You get a pass when you're banned from youtube

[@juniormakovsky9206]

He IS-EN'T

[@peterlpool1387]

Healthy as fucking fireman this guy

[@starguy2718]

Borko is the strong, silent type. A real Gary Cooper.

[@yaboibunsen363]

When he was talking about greasing HBO who knew that's what he meant

[@johnsmith8125]

"Y'know, it wasn't long ago I remember you used to wait in the car... And as far as I'm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!" Sums up Christopher for the whole entire series.

[@nodiggity9472]

At l;east he died doing something he should should have been doing all along. That last time, when Tony told him to 'wait in the car' *inna different way* I think he finally understood.

[@romacechina]

When Chris didn’t clam up with Johnny like Tony told him to. All i could think was juniors immortal words of “who’s that speaking here somebody speaking?”

[@shriharihudli]

Or Tony and Chris telling Brendan to shut up after the truck hijacking gone wrong.

[@jamescurley9551]

“You gotta understand this thing between HBO and Borko is bad, the instability- but worse comes to worse it could work to our advantage.” “How?” “They fight, we pick up free content from the fallout.”

[@XwolfBane18]

Omg haha

[@andrewnewman5426]

So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!!!

[@alenk7333]

😂😂😂

[@meridian_james5]

Odds are hbo will end up on top but who knows

[@mahnplaysmusic]

“Christopher Moltisanti being stupid scenes” part 2 of 108

[@nicholasmargagliano1833]

“I thought you said she was gay?!” WHO KNOWS WHAT HER FUCKIN PROBLEM IS 🤣😂

[@sleepingeagle916]

Chris was actually pretty clever in sussing the FBI agent.

[@LC-xn4dp]

Yeah but for all the wrong reasons

[@Lennyy15]

Fucking nailed it.

[@hanklesacks]

Who knows what's her problem

[@diogeneslantern18]

He sniffed her out. It was the nose.

[@peterlpool1387]

@@diogeneslantern18natural camel nose

[@Balefactor]

The part where Tony asks Christopher for more bread to get him to shut up, and the way hand Vito hands him the bread tray, sees Tony's expression then instantly picks up on his own mistake, such an awesome subtle moment.

[@Chickenpesto2468]

Vito was actually one of the better members of the crew he was smart and had some leadership skills.

[@StereoMonolith1]

​@@Chickenpesto2468 Funny and sad how the show depicts the stigma and danger of being a homosexual. Regardless of your character, efficiency, loyalty, or use, it all goes out the window when it's discovered you play for the other team.

[@tucko11]

Ya Vito probably ate that sandwich also that chrisssy threw at him 😂

[@heavenlypersona]

@@StereoMonolith1 just the product of the times / environment, the fact they even included a character like that who was completely normal but gay was amazing but it's a shame they did it the way they did

[@gregmasters8558]

​@@heavenlypersona Gay is amazing? So amazing our current society is ruined.

[@cche16]

christopher's favourite words are "WAAAT?!" "i'm sorry tony" and "i did a little [insert drug]"

[@peteluis2849]

Imperioli should have gotten an Oscar for the junkie scenes alone, dude can act!

[@shriharihudli]

Right then and there, boom!

[@DOC231520002]

Since it was TV it woulda been an Emmy.

[@HOTD108_]

​@@DOC231520002An Emmy? Best I can do is $15.

[@Ace-v6r]

I see what u did there. Definitely a mistake Chrissy would make. Ur a genius.

[@samuelfriedman5691]

Borko and HBO fight, we pick up any crumbs from the fallout. Now the odds are that Borko will end up on top, but who knows.

[@andrewnewman5426]

So keep your ears open and your mouth shut!!!

[@mvilla1286]

It's water over the dam

[@nathaninostroza7655]

The phuck he was just, everybody s got a god damned opinion?!!!

[@jtothey1993]

Michael Imperioli is such an amazing actor. Watching the Sopranos Podcast, you can tell he's kind of a quiet dude but a huge nerd about movies and music.

[@lukim2744]

Tony - Street smart, Educated and calculating. Christopher - Should still be waiting in the car.

[@gabj5467]

Actually Tony was a horrible boss! Impulsive, emotional and distant!

[@pretzelstick320]

Tony S the only good boss I ever saw on the show was probably Jackie. Loved by all, fair, smart, and calm. Impulse is the problem with all of these guys though. Too much pride and ego getting in the way of good business, but what do you expect from a bunch of bullies.

[@bigal5921]

Tony S everyone loves saying Tony was a terrible boss. Yes, he made some mistakes but that’s what being a boss is. You steer the ship the best way you can. It’s a thankless job.

[@joaquinmunoz2804]

@@pretzelstick320 old man carmine was a great boss to

[@gabj5467]

@@bigal5921 He killed his biggest earner and let his next highest earner get killed.

[@seanvw2763]

When Christopher sees this: "In my mind i use the technique of positive visualization. How come Borko still makes fun of me?"

[@binarystar300]

They're not accepting new uploads.

[@donjon5442]

How he even made it to the final season is beyond me

[@pretzelstick320]

He was an idiot, but tony needed someone to cut up corpses at the deli that weren’t supposed to get killed technically.

[@Mainlyeverything]

Because he was useful and had connections with the boss Smarter than people give him credit for though

[@jesuspernia8031]

Because the camel nose gave him a +100 on his aim

[@StereoMonolith1]

​@@jesuspernia8031 good one furio

[@militantautist9811]

Nepotism literally just nepotism and a little bit of Livia actually liking somebody lmao

[@ruvelf]

"Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple." Lolol definitely hard to beat this one

[@tomzadvydas1758]

😂

[@viceguy97th]

"Boris Brazzi sleeps with the fishes" "Borko Brazzi! Borko!"

[@Cassius1706]

“I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend” - Going to use that line to get away with saying shit about my wife’s hot friends

[@dylanbelven7137]

Haha y’a def !!!

[@alexsm3882]

Always with the scenarios

[@bigmcd9473]

What would I want with that skank when I got you? Better line

[@mugilandag]

Borko to Rodolfo Rodriguez, "Those who want respect, give respect" Janice to Borko about Rodolfo Rodriguez, "For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19." And Uncle Jun says to Borko about Rodolfo Rodriguez, "Some people are so far behind in a race that they actually believe they're leading". And Dr Melfi advices Borko, "Sometimes it's important to give people the illusion of being in control".

[@boisterousbillyclub2772]

Yes

[@Markell1991]

Charles Schwab over here

[@hoopsheavenpa]

“You and those f#$king El Senor de los Cielos videos!!!”

[@robertdominguez6002]

"You were saying he had some nice uploads,"

[@AndyCigars]

@@robertdominguez6002 "Use your head, huh! What would I want with that mortadella when I got Borko?"

[@blitzy3244]

HAHAHAHA

[@andylong3302]

Chris: ''Hey T! It's me, I just want to wish you a belated happy birthday.'' Tony: Hangs up immediately hahahahahaha lmao

[@Pantera1001]

Me looking at borko videos on youtube: 4:47

[@triangleoffense9382]

LOL

[@deathrager2404]

louis brasi was my favorite character. wish they did more with him.

[@johnsmith8125]

The first clip, how two seasoned body disposers ever though they could throw Email Kolar over into that container is totally beyond me. Pathetic. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed.

[@Dylski.]

They couldve if it weren't for bumpanciero's back problems. Man cant even go for a schvitz without worrying about a heart attack.

[@Rrr_558]

That clip was Christopher’s first kill so he wasn’t seasoned

[@alexharvey6522]

@@Rrr_558 I’ve always wondered why it took Puss so long to raise the plan was bad

[@qsprimalaccuracy9709]

My estimation of Chrissy as a body dispenser just fu**ing plummeted.

[@michaelm3408]

‘Hey T it’s me just wanted to wish ya a belated happy birthday’ Tony hangs up 😂

[@Sadam-qr6no]

why did he hang up i don’t get it

[@fartsmelly1348]

@@Sadam-qr6nohe woke up on the wrong side of the bed

[@omerta4l665]

Look at the state of him​@@Sadam-qr6no

[@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288]

​@@fartsmelly1348None of your fuckin business what side of the bed he wakes up on!

[@showtimer_]

idk but it was kinda sad because tony was so damn mean to chris but it was also funny af

[@nbaoscarrnba]

That scene at 5:20 where Chris is about to cry then tony hits him all of a sudden made me laugh so hard lmaooo

[@smallpaintings]

Really feels good after watching him hit adriana lol

[@MidTierVillain]

_”the kid, borko, is a good earner, he’s going places.”_ *-HBO*

[@bsp5689]

He’s coming up

[@SawBlood45]

It's like a spinoff Chrissy Nose Best

[@scottinbristol]

But he dit-ent

[@nbaoscarrnba]

I see what you did there

[@alexsm3882]

It's like a natural cannopy

[@simpetcla12]

Tony’s weakness was his nepotism: Moltisanti, Janice’s house, Carmela’s spec house and AJ’s club and film career.

[@jasonyee6533]

Don’t forget about that animal Blund…I can’t even say his name.

[@buymybooks437]

Tony B

[@aeae3314]

​@@buymybooks437Tony B? Tony Egg

[@MSJChem]

6:41 this has to be the best

[@chadchaddingtonflexington8415]

0:02 there is no way they actually thought they could make that throw lol

[@Tony-112]

I was kind of hoping they would. 😂😂

[@jamescassidy3995]

“I was tryin’ to say sumthin’ positive…” 😂🤣😂

[@sethbromley7186]

One of the show's many ironies was that the two guys who were consistently portrayed as being dumb, Chris and Little Carmine, actually had the right instincts about getting out of the life, whereas all the other streetwise tough guys wind up dead or in jail.

[@Brian6587]

"She took my hand and she was rubbing it on herself"🤣

[@duckasarus3663]

Hbo- "It wasn't long ago i remember Borko you used to post spanish soap operas! And as far as I'm concerned you should only do that!"

[@rb-ln3fo]

Johnny Sack should've listen to Chrissy's advice about Florida. Maybe he would not end up in the can.

[@lean.2366]

Christopher "I'm sorry T" Moltisanti

[@frankienorthtroptriton4771]

Best character in a series of great characters. Simultaneously terrifying, unstable, dangerous, hilarious, and sometimes insightful and caring. As someone who's struggled with opiate abuse I see his behavior sometimes and I'm blown away learning Imoerioli has never had that problem. I miss this show everyday.

[@brandonjordan2516]

1:00 Haha can you blame Chris for trying!? "You and those videos" Dying lol

[@acrssl]

His scratching when high is so realistic. If you ever hung out with junkies you know that's exactly how they scratch.

[@funkytown5497]

louis brasi... whateva happened there

[@shriharihudli]

May your first shinebox be a wooden shinebox.

[@andrewnewman5426]

Luca Brasi, LUCA

[@bsp5689]

WHATEVAHAPPENDER!!!!

[@greatdude7279]

@@bsp5689 The shooting.

[@bsp5689]

Andrew Newman God rest his soul

[@TC8787-yq7og]

"Isaac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple" is a funnier line than in 99% of sitcoms - unbelievable

[@nicktatum3340]

Love the way Puss got pissed and took the time to correct him while in the middle of something like that 😂

[@DominicMassarotti]

Last time I was this early, Corona was just a beer.

[@phil-Leotardo.171]

I know Rodolfo's bottom was impacted if that's what you're referring too.

[@ufotalk9434]

Uncle Philly

[@shriharihudli]

How was Florida?

[@djp3525]

Captain of what? The Good Ship Lollipop?

[@seniledocsantoro9421]

Phil Leotardo nice gravy huh

[@beerussama6810]

Always wondered how he felt if he knew Da Vinci was gay and had his bottom impacted as well

[@marco6131]

“I didDent”

[@benjin0311]

I wana see a vid compilation of how many times Christopher says "Im sorry T" 😂

[@shriharihudli]

It would be at least 3 hours long.

[@benjin0311]

@@shriharihudli Definitely! 😂

[@T11639]

"Sorry I'm late, T". Almost every episode.

[@benjin0311]

@@T11639 "I'm sorry T" "Sorry im late T" "It wont happen again T" All followed by excuses in every episode.... or at least everytime he was on screen 😂

[@pji1979]

"Hey T! It's me. Just wanted to wish you a belated happy birthday." **Click**

[@pyroman-gh2xy]

1:10 one of the cleverest Christopher's moment

[@adamspeckert7296]

No one gets loud & angry better than Johnny Sack.

[@nathaninostroza7655]

In the words of Pacino s Jimmy Hoffa: definetely.

[@rugger104]

JT was dumber than Christopher in his own way.

[@JohnDoe-od7ye]

According to Chris JT wrote for "Law & Order The SUV".

[@xSwainkx]

he coulda just offered him a hug and he wouldnt have gotten his head blown off

[@elroysworldFR]

Every Girlfriend: You were saying she had a nice ass! Every boyfriend trying to think on his feet to get out of trouble: I was trying to say something POSITIVE because she was your friend! Gentlemen. Never underestimate the power of positivity. Works about 50% of the time... EVERY TIME!

[@phanic.at.the.disco.]

1:25 “who knows what her problem is” 😭

[@Virus2304]

have you thought about this: maybe, you let HBO keep Rodolfo Rodriguez, and you will be able to upload longer cuts...

[@screw_bird]

Hey spike did you get lost or something

[@LightsOutLow]

Rodolfo: "If I was worried about Borko, I would have moved to Serbia already!"

[@robertdominguez6002]

@@LightsOutLow "You know, it wasn't long ago you used to wait in the comments section and as far as I'm concerned you should still be there!"

[@LightsOutLow]

@@robertdominguez6002 EVERYBODY HAS GOT A GOD DAMN COMMENT!

[@jigrodrigues]

- He was gay, Gary Cooper? - NOOO! ARE YOU LISHENING TO ME??? He compromized.

[@ItsOkImOnlyBleeding]

The look Tony gives Vito when he passes the bread is hilarious

[@kena7007]

Christopher was so dumb he didn’t even understand the rules in The Godfather.

[@jk-474]

0:26 is my favorite 🤣🤣

[@dukes70]

Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis! Hehe 🤘

[@tyjans370]

Christopher robbing the benefit concert, whatever happened there

[@themediumcheese]

Whatever happened there?!

[@jimc8523]

I love that Chris, in a moment of vulnerability, admits to Tony that he's gotten high to cope with the loss of Adriana... Only to immediately get stomped into the ground by Tony.

[@Onmysheet]

4:57 He was trying to think of a lie but he was too high to. 😂

[@Francisco-fw5fe]

Chris not knowing that the Cuban Missile Crisis actually happened is hilarious

[@marquesjohnson6359]

Adriana "my unterus is pierced" Chris " both of them?" bruh 🙄🤣🤣

[@aarontomarazzo2926]

Man Chris being stupid really fills up a whole compilation series lol

[@dtxdabber]

"i was tryna say something positive bc she's your friend" GOLD

[@Theoldindie]

"Newton invented gravity"😂

[@thaspaniard09]

“Issac Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple” 🤣 😂

[@j4ward95]

If Christopher can get made then you can do anything you want!! 😂

[@mnv7353]

5:13 'aa luv thur' 😂😂😂

[@Shatamx]

2:19 still my favorite Chris just being a dumb dumb. Then tony exploding right after is icing on the cake.

[@TheCallatBrothers]

"no it's the other way around, it should be me asking him for a favour he can't refuse." "So did you?" "No"

[@BookshelfQBattler]

They actually thought they were going to swing that dead body up into that dumpster.

[@purpleheadedhedgehog3821]

“That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bs “ is one of my favourite Chris quotes in the entire series

[@OVI-Wan-Kenobi-8]

This is why the whole Sopranos mob was laughing at Christopher by the end of the season, nobody ever took him seriously or had any real respect for him, and for good reason too.

[@pumpkinking5174]

The abused Cowboys

[@shriharihudli]

Cowboyitis?

[@Virus2304]

Don't say nothing, Sal!

[@tmcdowell7977]

Yea the abused cowboys and the trucks

[@jamiemcerlain5897]

That scene when Tony just puts the phone down on Christopher is hilarious and underrated

[@Barzen873]

C"It's like in the movie" T"What movie" C"You can't refuse a mans request on his dagthers wedding day" T"No, it's the other way around, that i should be asking hi something that he can't refuse" C"So did you?" T"No" The patients Tony puts up with Christopher sometimes, why does he even bother to try to explain him. Comedy gold

[@dannyc7227]

Damn, didn’t know Isaac Newton invented gravity.... things must of been pretty tough before he came around, things floating around and shit.

[@Thomas-u8q]

And then some asshole hit him with an apple

[@CarlosLopez-rt3by]

The cuban missle crisis, whateva happened there...

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

It's bullshit.

[@nickcara97]

On another comical note, about 60% of these are also just Tony treating Christopher like absolute shit.

[@alexgrenlie862]

I love those scenes where someone says they're in so much pain and Tony thinks for a half second then lashes out and beats the shit out of them.

[@shamdogg]

the way Chris says “HOOOO.. what tHE FUCK” at 1:05 cracks me up

[@905north9]

The hang up at the end with a bloodied Tony 😂😂😂

[@GHOST91141]

You know it wasn't long ago I remember you use to still wait in the car 😂😂

[@DominicMassarotti]

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

[@AT-ki8jz]

Last time I was this early, Hesh was dating a white woman... From Louis Brasi to a gay Gary Cooper... Christopher never had the makings of a varsity Screenwriter

[@shriharihudli]

He must be loyle to his capo.

[@MarioMartinez-tu8ik]

Please keep these coming. You know there’s plenty more!

[@Hagfan789]

This should include every scene that Christopher was in..

[@ereynolds72]

the look tony gives vito, when vito offered him bread kills me. He just wanted to distract chrissy so hed shut up and vito takes it sincerely, love it

[@anderssanderson4073]

Borko: "Yeah" Anders: "Hey Borko it's me! Just wanted to ..." Borko: *Hangs up*

[@coyoteduster8919]

Imperioli has great range especially acting as an amateur in acting class as Christopher while he himself is an amazing actor.