The Sopranos - Random "Christopher Moltisanti being stupid" scenes - Part 3

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[@xthewated]

I cannot reconcile that Christopher lists off the symptoms of depression one by one and then says “I think I have cancer.”

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

He was an absolute moron

[@blasty137]

Must have googled the symptoms.

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

@@davidabest7195 Chris is the guy that thought the Cuban Missile Crisis was fake, and only from a movie. He was not the smartest person.

[@douglaswilke8582]

@N. Vandervort I think Tony did his best to cuff it out of him

[@moonbug7252]

@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 Chris didn't have academic smarts, he had street smarts.

[@Barzen873]

"I hear yo Tone, but that was before inflation" God Christopher is stupid and brilliant at the same time.

[@odeleon24]

So true. I love that response

[@JohnFreedman0]

"He killed 14 czechoslavakians, the guy was an interior decorator". Paulie "Really, his house looked like shit". Chris

[@ebscoHOSTpub]

It's so stupid but it makes sense too. lmao

[@user-hf3fl7jt5u]

love that scene

[@briancannon3987]

To be fair Chris always knew when something was up.

[@montega.]

"This fuckin computer, I thought it would do a lot of it"

[@kavehanooshiravani1669]

Christopher was ahead of his time. All he needed was chatgpt

[@raygun26]

😂😂😂😂

[@ovs4744]

@@kavehanooshiravani1669Quasimodo predicted this

[@b.f.skinner4383]

'Years ago, I had an operation... my uterus got pierced.' '... both of them?' I've got tears in my eyes from laughing

[@-_redacted_]

he probably thought she had two of them cut off before she finished speaking

[@hamsicle]

The other got dysentery

[@mitchiranger]

Think he may of been thinking for the ovaries, as there’s two sections for the eggs to come from. But honestly I kind of doubt he’d know that info

[@vincentadultman6226]

​@@hamsicleyou think the FBI bugged her? maybe to spread some dysentery down there?

[@alex972awa2]

Can't wait for part 34

[@paposextalorse4297]

Part 28 was my favourite 31 though... whateva happened there... Borko let himself down with that one I was ashamed to face my friends.

[@purplesword5536]

@@paposextalorse4297 borkos diggin into a medley of pastas right now.. Hehehehehe

[@Dakotastx]

1184…I gotta play that numbah

[@user-fe4jn8jr1r]

chris won’t have acted stupid if he committed to the technique of positive visualization. If he had done so, he would have been fine even after inflation.

[@bigalthecrusher]

He never got to see the volcano either

[@user-fe4jn8jr1r]

Big Al The Crusher Thats kinda weird isn’t it? considering that volcanoes are hot and all... cosette could have crept in there for warmth

[@mr.patriotjol]

Enough of the phucking economy!!! I don’t want to hear these inflation talk

[@dondajulah4168]

He got a computer. he thought it would do a lot of the thinking for him.

[@jacobfarrell7171]

@@user-fe4jn8jr1r try

[@BookshelfQBattler]

“I wipe my ass with your feelings.” Total definition of Tony and Chrissy’s relationship.

[@Brian6587]

🤣so true

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“where did I go wrong wit thish kid??”

[@steveg7066]

"Is this about the Easter baskets?- Tony's response makes me laugh uncontrollably every time

[@channelname5477]

I don even know wha tha ish.

[@elgato4619]

Time stamp plsss

[@steveg7066]

@@elgato4619 3:10

[@BookshelfQBattler]

That settles it. The Easter bunny killed Tony in the end

[@plasma9839]

😂😂

[@noblesavage2261]

Borko: My youtube account got banned HBO: Both of them? Borko: There's only one.

[@odeleon24]

Hahaha. It’s ok, you can adopt another channel

[@husaammaawia3057]

Creating dysentery among the ranks. I see chrissy's been reading Sun Tizoo 👏

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

@ 4:01, Paulie with the most ICONIC and GREATEST "HOOOOOO!" of the entire series.

[@JacquesMesrine94]

Totally agree. There is another one though, in a flashback, with Pussy as Santa Claus, Chrissy interrupting him, then throwing his glass at the jukebox. Paulie performs the only other OOOWWwww ever.

[@Lazaven]

I came to the comments looking for this

[@notyourbusiness2302]

Every time I hear that one I laugh so hard lol

[@mtowers434]

This is the best series I’ve seen since the Sopranos.

[@deepoil89]

I would have liked to have seen them develop Adriana's other uterus' character. Interesting back story with the makings of a varsity reproductive organ

[@borko1990]

lol

[@Njderig]

😂😂

[@MM-qi5mk]

Very funny Deep oil ... I don’t quite get it but cute

[@willnailer2118]

Hahaha

[@hanklesacks]

😂

[@hoopsheavenpa]

Borko’s got a case of uploaditis with this Christopher Moltisanti mini-series. Well done, Mr. Borko, sir.

[@z33z11]

This channel is under MAJOR INVESTIGATION and you upload a multi-part series?! UPLOADERS DO THAT SHIT THEY WANNA GET CAUGHT

[@B0xlife1]

borko DID'ENT

[@purplesword5536]

@@B0xlife1 i don't know fvckin slander if u ask me.. Hehehehehe

[@borko1990]

Thank you Mr Jones

[@purplesword5536]

@@borko1990 i had gendler on my cell borko, apparently u weren't named in the indictment.. Hehehehehe

[@drankadranka7]

Tony is pretty good at diagnosing diseases. Most people can't tell cowboyitis from f*ckface-itis

[@dr.mungusphd.3162]

Christopher stealing Silvio’s french fries, whatever happened there.

[@dondajulah4168]

That was real? I saw the movie, I thought it was bullshit.

[@mtn9272]

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?! I'll tell ya what fuckin happened there, the kid took Sil's fries without any provocation whatsoever!

[@bobthebear1246]

​@@mtn9272 "AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!!"

[@bobthebear1246]

"AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE!!!!"

[@frankthetank7187]

"Christopher being stupid" -How could you legally upload the entire first six seasons of the Sopranos like that?

[@mitchtherighteous]

You upload it in 3-6 parts, that's how..

[@SilvioMDante]

Lose the glasses

[@koseisan]

Sil I'm here aren't i? Outta respect for my...shit i forgot

[@SilvioMDante]

@@koseisan Very funny, Chick. very cute. I dont quite get it, but cute

[@douglaswilke8582]

Great ending...A clear and present "I did dentt". Props Borko!

[@borko1990]

Thank you

[@gedaman]

4:00 I love Christopher's compassion "Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?"

[@saulgoodman1000]

"Still going, this asshole"

[@rondorthecruel124]

“My shinebox got pierced.” “Both of em?” “There’s only one.”

[@bobthebear1246]

"NOW GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX!!!!"

[@reachingandreasoning]

Ending with “I Did Dent”! Genius! You know your audience Don Borko, a salud

[@Njderig]

Paulie’s Ooooooooh at 4:05 was the best one in the series.

[@zanebrolin4817]

Also the one that everyone does after that kid says "Fuck you Santa" to Bobby

[@lukej452]

Reminds me of the Italians in Family guy, AYYYY OOOOO AYYYYY

[@nysports5085]

Silvio is the best when him and Paulie are talking at the bing

[@CaptainTrips560]

@@zanebrolin4817 god that scene is amazing

[@raygun26]

I like when the shah goes “HO! HO!🤚🏽”

[@Da_Publick]

"A little dysentery among the ranks." 😂

[@CaptainTrips560]

It’s even funnier because Chris still isn’t the stupidest guy on the show

[@bobthebear1246]

Absolutely right. That would easily be Jackie Jr. Not even a contest on that one.

[@wesdolan4554]

“Did you ever think rodolfo would never upload anything good?” “Yeah, and he never did!”

[@marcelorivera9951]

Everybodys got a godamned opinion

[@robertdominguez6002]

"So what?"

[@odeleon24]

Playlists of choice

[@bigalthecrusher]

Last time I was this early, Emil was still alive eating sausages too in the Czech Republic

[@robertdominguez6002]

YOU WILL HAVE OUR SAUSAGES

[@frankib8620]

Czeckospolak

[@liamroberts1458]

@@robertdominguez6002 I prefer Black Forest myself.

[@bobthebear1246]

Catcher, not pitcher. 🤔

[@wspencerwatkins]

“Ostrafied” is pretty close to correct by Chrissy standards

[@Qrqyt]

Tony in the car screaming SHADDAP at Chris is one of the best scenes in the whole show

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

Paulie actually came off as caring in that scene confronting Chris.

[@zakkhan6054]

I DID'ENT

[@bigalthecrusher]

Perfect way to end the clip, LOL

[@marcelorivera9951]

😭😭😭

[@mattmcbrayer2687]

“You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?” Borko: “yeah and guess what? Nothing did.”

[@tonyegg6104]

The natural canopy never had the makings of a varsity story arc

[@ChimcharrNo1]

The Easter baskets...whatever happened there

[@joefeeney5497]

I don’t even know what that is...

[@timcarson1645]

Chrissy stole the rest of Sil’s fries, he definitely ate that lo mein Tony was dreaming about

[@insertclevername4123]

--Maybe it was Patsy. Or Albert. Or Bobby. Or Little Paulie. Or Paulie. Or Vito. Or Furio. --Maybe it was the FBI. --Conspiracy theories, now?

[@bobthebear1246]

It was the guy in the Members Only jacket.

[@Conservative1001BG]

Great trilogy, Borko.

[@borko1990]

Thank you

[@areasontosmile1704]

tony telling chrissy to shut up numerous times in the car was hillarious.

[@Thomas-vd4hu]

The return of the king of the Christopha trilogy

[@exoticprodigy2238]

It's amazing how different Gandolfini's voice and accent are comparing season 1 and season 6

[@SuperEggsNBacon]

He really turns into a goombah it’s hilarious

[@rahim9nine]

Suffering succotash

[@aeae3314]

The penguin exzhibit

[@CaptainTrips560]

“Is this about the Easter baskets?” “I don’t even know what that is. And to tell you the truth, I don’t want to know “ lmfao

[@SeeAyeEye]

To be honest Chrissy has a reputation to stick his nose in other peoples business. That and cocaine

[@rugger104]

Babania, not blow.

[@christaylor3911]

BravoNolan natural canopy

[@terranman4702]

Other people's cocaine even

[@youngkinghedwig]

He could smoke an entire cigarette in the rain. He also snorted a little h.

[@Ojos_Del_Sol]

Clearly that was the message Tony was trying to send when he whacked him.

[@SPFave]

The Easter baskets were my favorite storyline... wish they did more with that.

[@ericbrown6757]

4:05 rumor has it that "oh" is still hovering over Alantic City

[@ahmato9840]

Ade: my uterus got pierced Chris: All of them?? Ade: There's only one....

[@liloolo]

Both of them

[@godhasjoinedthechat6154]

It died on the vine.

[@AlexCastro1]

Silvio makes me wanna buy some mcdonalds and wear a suit while eating the fries.

[@MALIRIPPA]

borko with the legendary ending, lmao, i dident.

[@Pantera1001]

Uploads at least a video every day - people do that shit they wanna get caught.

[@borko1990]

Updates?

[@MLGskyrim]

oh he wants to get caught??

[@Pantera1001]

@@borko1990 Idk how I manuged to make that mistake

[@acrssl]

He is loyle

[@rossl5908]

Unintentionally the funniest character on the show

[@saturn580]

2:25 That line kills me every time. 🤣

[@frankiedomanico9701]

You should do a random “Artie being stupid” scenes, especially after he was fought by Benny after him being stupid

[@neilgerace355]

That'd take too long to make

[@BigDemz]

4:06 the best Paulie OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH of the series!!

[@peterangelo5216]

Those guys killed me at Benihanas

[@ScarabChris]

Pause at exactly 4:34 - 4:35 and look at her face. That is a good actress right there. She genuinely looks terrified and she had to put that face on in a split second and hold it for only 2 seconds.

[@audirings2894]

The bit with tony and chris in the car reminds me of that friday scene in pinky's shop "Shut up"😂

[@LightsOutLow]

"AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE FUCKING ECONOMY NEITHER!"

[@bridgecross]

Trying to write his screenplay "I thought the computer would do most of it." 😂

[@MB-fo2sk]

Chris would love ChatGPT!

[@charlieherring8458]

1:10 I love the look of the Lexus. Still looks great to this day

[@wrench4203]

Fr I wish he kept it longer that was my favorite car Chris ever drove

[@charlieherring8458]

@@wrench4203 like the Range Rover better but Chris had great taste still.

[@lotharingia3585]

You realize, by the time Don Borko finishes these uploads, Caitlyn could be out of college?

[@nichobee]

I love that Christopher even has a "part 3" video of stupid moments

[@Nic_03_21]

0:54 My dad when I make a driving mistake

[@joeb7975]

i come to Belgrade, Borko make party for me

[@Dragon164z]

"Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?" - Chrissy "Cowboyitis" Moltisanti

[@St.Twizz214]

Dude, you’re a legend for these

[@quantumx9924]

"I ded-dent" Best way to end the videos!

[@JustinCaudill14]

Please keep these coming!! I go back and forth between him & Paulie being my favorite character besides Tony.

[@schnozz87]

2:21 "create a little dysentery among the ranks" that one is worthy of Little Carmine 😂

[@MrSallalou]

I DAYDENTTTT

[@GriffinatorOriginal]

What medicine does Chris think gets prescribed to prevent bricks being thrown at the back of your head?

[@stephensmith4480]

And I thought it was only me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@duncanmurphy9762]

"did Paulie tell you I ain't been feeling good" lol

[@bobthebear1246]

Tony constantly yelling at Christopher in the car to shut up was fucking priceless. 😂😂😂😂

[@JuanGuerra-tl9wx]

I hear you ton but that was before inflation, 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@buixrule]

"Why not? Create a little dysentery among the ranks.." 😂

[@chgjfsaethjjnxs]

"I've been totally ostrafied". That shit had me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheSweetestScience]

“Got this F*ckin’ computer I thought it would do a lot of it..” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 Had me dead 💀

[@Schyderap]

KZbin: Look at you, uploading another video. We told you not to do it anymore! borko: I DIDENT

[@arthuredens]

Lost it at the last line, cheers Borko

[@nervousnorvus1944]

Christopher and little carmine should have had a debate about inflation.

[@yusufmangera2538]

As many of you know, Borko has an extraordinary visual sense

[@orsonlannister9847]

Chrissy got the drip on Tony in that last scene. Always loyle to the end.

[@RanThaMan]

He was an interior decorator!

[@stefanrodriguez2694]

This dudes always high but Christopher has always been a good dude!!

[@thegentleman1541]

did he say "dysentery around the ranks" lmao

[@geoffferreros6401]

One of the best ones 😂

[@katopaleopolis]

Ceerious is creating dysentery among the ranks of this Borko community.

[@nonyafkinbznes1420]

Conspiracy theories now?

[@jonrockgoodpeopledosomethi6638]

After watching Pt.3 I need a soft drink of choice!

[@maershkinschrabs7597]

Haha I never would have thought that so many others were getting back into sopranos mid 2020 when I started watching it.

[@americaskitchentable107]

God forbid I get in the way of someone uploading, but the "I did'dnt" deserves more respect than to be cut off at the end of clip. The same respect my father would have given the clip if he was uploading.

[@johnnyrayo496]

Borko thank you for the laughs I love you perro

[@zakkhan6054]

dripping from under that natural canopy

[@SaltyChip]

“Is this about the Easter baskets?” Lol I really wanna know what happened with the Easter baskets!

[@patrickgogan3517]

I imagine a scenario of Chris, a truck and dozens of chocolate bunnies falling out of it

[@SaltyChip]

Patrick Gogan I can see how each basket had an egg filled with a couple bucks. Chrissy and his underlings were prob caught in the back with the plastic rapping everywhere. Chrissy prob threaten the civilian not to say a word. Prob was a decent score too! Especially when they found the golden egg with a few g-notes inside lol.

[@CLxJames]

I wanted The Sopranos Blu-Ray box set. I compromised: now I just watch borko’s clips

[@gabj5467]

That shut up sequence! Lol wth Tony!

[@realAfrican]

Idk how but Christopher became my role model

[@jigrodrigues]

Mr Borko, these videos are better than gabagooo

[@teamdrummond6915]

"Both of them?" I died!!!😂😂😂😂

[@Yaapesta]

HBO you know how fast Borko can upload, he'll leave you in the fucking dust!

[@billyangelino941]

If this was a real Italian NJ family, but still a great, and now, classic that will be watched for years to come, Chris would have been on a permanent vacation a million stupid instances ago.

[@TonyB-wu5uk]

That lobster dinner Chris made Paulie pay for would be like 10 grand today haha

[@theguyfromwhereiam.3715]

Through the power of positive visualization, In that last scene, Chrissy channels his inner Tommy Wisaeu: "I did-dent do drugs, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did dent do drugs, I did-DENT!"

[@Dsaubt]

The Easter Baskets.... Whateva happened there...