The Sopranos - Tony gets pissed over a golf membership

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[@A.C31]

This may be the only scene where Tony actually deals with his anger in a constructive manner.

[@filmtajm35]

Jeff Brown What? Tony always deals with the situation in a constructive manner. This time, in a non violent manner, well, not at another human anyway.

[@bellboy4074]

He killed a bunch of people. While not legal, they were very constructive.

[@RichWeigel]

Yeah well you can't just go around killing civilians that might attract the wrong kind of attention.

[@Backyardmech1]

Hey. At least he hit the weights than peoples heads when he was pissed. The only constructive thing I’ve T do that was ACTUALLY healthy and beneficial.

[@superstarreviews9937]

When Allen wouldn't give him his deposit back on the house boat,so he played dean Martin outside his house,all day and all night and drove him nuts!

[@johnduran2233]

He's not pissed about the golf membership he's hurt and pissed that they used him for mafia stories and entertainment. He talks to Melfi about the kid they made fun of as kids and now he knows what it felt like.

[@chrishey9879]

Ya sounds like a jerk with his jerk group of friends

[@Fee.1]

What was the actual reason they wouldn’t let him in

[@chrishey9879]

tony got what he dished out

[@Adam-gh3bi]

@@Fee.1 probably because he’s a mob boss

[@azulchamoy]

@@Fee.1they're afraid of him

[@samlasley798]

“You're kinda cute when you’re being a bad boy” And there’s Carmela's relationship to Tony summed up in a sentence

[@vuk1419]

not a clever thing to say to a mob boss that you can only be in the club if an old member dies..

[@GhostOfBugsy]

Vey UK Tony should have said “give me a couple of days, I’ll make room for an opening...”

[@_JohnDoe]

"Give it time, see if I can't make that happen for you."

[@romeowilliams8020]

@@_JohnDoe fuck em John. Fuck em all

[@gapyrodawg5181]

The "Books Are Closed", now go home and get your Shinebox and Compromise

[@georgeedward1691]

😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah! Tony will live😂😂😂

[@PanikGrafik]

you cut out the best part, where the the neighbours watch the package on the kitchen table and look scared

[@triplemexican6195]

He can't upload worth shit

[@alhambra1]

Jimmy two times over here

[@alhambra1]

"The the" lol

[@NOTwowitsphil]

Get the get papers get the papers

[@afrodude4782]

@@NOTwowitsphil lol Goodfellas reference

[@jhiller21]

I love that he calls him "cooze", and after being asked to stop (due to it meaning "vagina") he still calls him that.

[@cuongbui9708]

No no not anymore

[@logancampos2436]

It still sounds better than big puss 🤷‍♂️

[@goldenalex]

@@cuongbui9708 Thats why cooze had tony whacked in the final episode

[@billp4]

@@cuongbui9708 I love that line.

[@francisdaly1757]

Tony was the biggest cooze hound

[@guzmanjrmarco]

"Hey 'Cooze', did the shinebox even really exist?"

[@ProducShuns]

the irony of cooze telling tony that nobody dieing is "nothing anybody can do anything about" lollll

[@foodank_atr817]

"The books are closed... They're not accepting any new members.."

[@StevieGreig1]

Oh come Tony everyone knows you run things now ever since jackie became the chemo sabe

[@PatrickPierceBateman]

"I'll live." Hahaha, the implication being, until someone else dies and a membership opens up. Cusamano probably stayed up at night worrying about Tony.

[@darshin95]

LMFAO

[@123TauruZ321]

"Nobody's dyin'?" ^^

[@ZorbaTheDutch]

"I'll live"

[@LancePfender]

Happy you 123Tauru and Zorba caught that, you guys know what's up.

[@keremavan4231]

Maybe he can call somebody about it

[@chibz92]

👁👄👁

[@williamfrawley1175]

Tony could make an opening

[@LDacic]

Oh, come on. The scene where Cuss and his wife stare at the box. Priceless.

[@matthewminelli]

They closed the books on Tony.

[@dmytrodolzhenko349]

Matthew Minelli They're not accepting any new members right now.

[@nodinitiative]

Matthew Minelli kind of how Tony treated Christopher in Season one.

[@colderplasma]

By what he did on the box of sand situation alone, he shoulda been made, right there boom.

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

Estupida facking game

[@gapyrodawg5181]

They make anybody over there, and the way they do it is all fucked up. Carmine always said they were no more than a glorified Crew!!!

[@leondelvechioramirez8529]

Cooze, hey Cooze, Cooze come here. LMAO

[@dondajulah4168]

"Hey Cooze, I'd like you to meet my friend Pussy. Pussy-Cooze"

[@aldofhister6859]

Coo's

[@TripleB-nb8en]

"Its got that other connotation " " no, no, not anymore'

[@ShowDonkeys]

James Gandalfini smiling makes me smile.

[@Datboidezz434]

100/10 confirmed lol

[@56therealLT]

You didn't show the end of the scene. Which is the best part, him and his wife sitting and looking at the box

[@rcnelson]

+56therealLT What was in the box, other than sand?

[@Westsoid2009]

Yeah, I really wanted to see Saundra Santiago. She's gorgeous.

[@RichWeigel]

@@rcnelson It's not just any sand that my friend is sand straight from the golf course bunker.

[@kydalchemy]

Ya his wife is a fine piece of ass! 👌🏻👌🏻

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

@@rcnelson It was a bomb all along, membership is now available

[@provost5752]

Miss this show so much. Sometimes it would be nice forget something good just to relive it all over again. This would be one of those things.

[@kaj7135]

The Sopranos Deadwood Breaking Bad Better Call Saul 4 perfect shows I’d love to forget and watch all over again.

[@Eadbhard]

If you 'miss the show so much', go fuggin' buy it, dumbass.

[@Nothing-jo8ci]

You got watch it again. You'll not get most of the jokes and memorize the lines by heart if you only watched 4 times

[@emiliocarrillo308]

Watched it for the first time today this scene made my sides hurt 🤣

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

"Sorry Tony, but you're the boss of a glorified crew."

[@luissampaio2104]

I'm almost dying of laughter!! By the way: +1/+1

[@DNAVapes16]

put remote on docking station.

[@DNAVapes16]

universal remote, put it down, on docking station!

[@Agent1W]

Listen to this prick giving orders...watch it, comrade.

[@DNAVapes16]

PAULIE!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA!?!?!

[@forman208]

Universal remote! Probably wiped your ass bare handed before you came to this country

[@frankfurlacker5219]

Mix it with the relish.

[@mojomystique6797]

The chemistry they had together they seemed like a real husband and wife who've known each other for 20 something years

[@caseymckenzie3951]

She was on oz it was crazy to see her leave to be on this shows oz don’t have a lot of options even though she was good in both

[@colderplasma]

There was nothing anybody could do about it, Cuse was a made guy and Tony wasn't.

[@o.gparamount3099]

@@nickycowboy5020 wtf?

[@eljacko6372]

It was among the golfers, real country club shit

[@tremendous9667]

And that's that.

[@texasmade8178]

Nicky Cowboy ..............what

[@eddiestafford7676]

@@nickycowboy5020 you know thats not really richue aprile right? lol

[@mikem6176]

Tony feels what Chrissie felt when he was told, “The books are closed.” Now, about that package. Cusamano can’t touch it. Can’t even talk about it. Cause the package was made, and Cus isn’t. Real greaseball shit.

[@nanettewhite8269]

Lol

[@coolrunnings1021]

I love the fact that Tony Soprano has a sense of humour as well as being a bad assed mob boss

[@firesports9458]

he is more of a loser man child lol

[@TimZabriskie]

When I can't golf I go to the basement and lift weights angry too

[@nuckymancini7013]

Lol

[@bartholomewlyons]

😄😄😄😄😄

[@nuckinfuts7610]

Stupid'a fuckin game'a.

[@innatecharisma]

@@silverghost4206 Looked to me like 200lbs? 2 plates either side for reps ain't bad at all

[@josephwallace202]

@@innatecharisma he's using some weird rig though, probably doesnt have an Olympic bar

[@wolfy9549]

I love the way Tony just wipes 🤚🏼”the other connotation” of Cooz right away lol _“N o T a N y M o R e”_

[@Irishkingking]

Tony is looking in good shape at this time of life in this video health wise 🙏🙏god rest his soul rip

[@MinoritiesRlazy]

He’s probably in hell

[@Aivottaja]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete, though.

[@Irishkingking]

MinoritiesRlazy is that we’re actors go hell ?

[@rickyj1250]

It's sad when they go young like that

[@vengeancegauloise6049]

@@rickyj1250 51 years he was a kid me im an old man

[@str-jd3yo]

If Tony would've been lifted the weights more often & was small around the mid section throughout the series he would be a beast

[@XPureXProductionsX]

Yeah u could tell he had the genetics for it too - wide shoulders, some pecs, etc

[@staliokontos8763]

Probably would have had the makings of a varsity athlete

[@qsprimalaccuracy9709]

That double slap on Carmela's behind though...

[@LoungeFly02]

The end of the episode is hilarious when Cuzamano and his wife are staring at the box trying to figure out what's inside it

[@russbrewer2273]

The slap on Carmella’s as was my favorite part!

[@colderplasma]

"No members dying?" ROFL tony thinking about getting somebody whacked for that membership

[@caseymckenzie3951]

I figured he would say it an play it off like a joke

[@SoapinTrucker]

"I'll live ~ heh heh" LOL pure gangster!!!!! Cooze totally got it too!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@keatonlacretin9781]

They really had the best chemistry in tv history.

[@georgethomas5318]

You're kinda cute when you're being a bad boy lol, so his cute through out the whole series?

[@alicekranyk4173]

Well...yeah. He does have a certain magnetism lol.

[@kaj7135]

@@alicekranyk4173 “Definitely an alpha maaaallllle…” -the ugly FBI chick

[@jonchaney]

That's tony breaking his neighbors neck. You know he was a millimeter away from snapping that guys neck. He went down and pressed iron instead.

[@dustyroads834]

Man I miss this guy. Loved the show.

[@billanthony8230]

I'm addicted to Sopranos clips.

[@cassetteclassics86]

LOL @ Couz walking away like he's holding a bomb

[@ben_marlor3510]

Bro is benching some serious weight too 💀

[@bellboy4074]

When you hate the characters, you know they're good actors.

[@jerrykitich3318]

What? He can't get a gym membership either?

[@marksteinklein3390]

Jerry Kitich I

[@pauliuspaskevicius6600]

Dead can not get membership

[@BondoJames269]

Never did have the makings of a varsity athlete.

[@faisalkamal4319]

@@BondoJames269 small hands that was his problem

[@jamesriley5305]

Off the charts chemistry between these two.

[@SuperGreatSphinx]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemistry

[@Oldschool-hb8rk]

The Greatest comments EVER, EVERYWHERE comes out from the Sopranos.

[@toemblem]

You cut off the best part when Cooz and his wife are looking at the box trying to figure out what to do.

[@8darkknight472]

"What's in the box?" "Supplies to shine your shoes with"

[@user-vn8wx9no7l]

That box goes way back.. It's Tommy's fuckin shinebox

[@mikedawolf95]

Something tells me if Cooze said there’s an opening, Tony would’ve taken the box back the next day.

[@schallrd1]

James looking well in this episode.

[@helpimarock66]

I forgot about this scene! It's hilarious!

[@crackernumber2]

0:50 lol it looks like they dressed a bear up in jogging outfit and sneakers

[@UpTheDown7]

Maybe one of two times we see Tony doing any kind of exercise in the entire series?

[@stash.]

The carpet for your basement could use a rug

[@georgeedward1691]

He wasn't upset that he didn't get the membership. He was upset because the next door neighbor tried to make a fool outta Tony in front of his ivy league snot ball friends. If that was me I wouldn't be so nice about it. The neighbors on both sides of Tony where total gossips. God I hate gossip but this was excellent how Tony dealt with the whole situation. Always makes me laugh.

[@MrIlleism]

Must say as a man, I admire and always respected Carmella's loyalty and respect for Tony. I completely sympathise with her tantrums every now and then. Can't say her life has been easy either, but she did make a mighty good mob wife that's for sure!

[@vengeancegauloise6049]

And let me say as a man, that it's an honour to be joined by *men...*

[@MrIlleism]

@@vengeancegauloise6049 Hahahaha!

[@alexlazarevich8591]

What's in the box!!!???

[@MoeGreensRightEye]

+Alex Lazarevich shine

[@radiojohn76]

vendetta

[@bigal5921]

+MoeGreensLeftEye underrated comment

[@manco828]

+Alex Lazarevich What's in da BOOOOOOOOX!!!!

[@sullivansongz]

doesn't he say "sand"?

[@davef3826]

Classic scene on the sopranos

[@Scratchingforcash]

Even with the sweatsuit Tony didn’t have the makings of a Varsity Athlete

[@eshkaton]

walks away holdin that box like theres a head inside!

[@OscarMaris]

Did ShineboxTV even watch this show? Tony wasn't pissed about the membership. He was pissed because Cooze's friends were treating him like a circus sideshow.

[@stevenobrien557]

Um... did you? He was only hanging around those douchebags because he wanted to be put up for membership.

[@debbiecollins8571]

It was people like the Cusamanos that Tony's dad coined the term "Mayonnaisers or Wonder Bread wops

[@faisalkamal4319]

Nobody's dying Let me see if I can arrange that

[@mattcavy4459]

Good to see Tony is still training to make varsity

[@starchild123456]

I'll tell him, 'hold onto it for a while'. great godfather impression, hilarious

[@hcrives]

A young Tessio. I'm commenting on an 11 year old comment... I really should get off the toilet.

[@Tabish29]

Was one of the funniest outros of sopranos

[@nocturnalrecluse1216]

No problem, I'll just whack a few members.

[@tacotacotington3638]

Cue Brad Pitt "Whats in the BOX?!"

[@HKNYN1]

"Nobody's dying?" LooooooooooooL fucking epic

[@Helmuesi911]

That was the Whitman’s sampler Tony bought for Johnny Sack

[@jimgag2]

Typical Jersey greeting when he walks up to Cusamano. “ How ya doin”. Pronounced perfectly

[@SK371]

“What’s in the box?” *a Shinebox*

[@LordTalax]

The books are closed

[@nanettewhite8269]

They definitely didn't want his kind at that exclusive golf membership club. His social status painted a very clear picture for their entertainment. Places like that don't want no affiliation with any form of criminals.

[@MlewIs-qr5ot]

His moneys green dont think they'd care he's in construction and waste management anyways

[@dangerfindertreasureseeker8905]

Shame you cut when you did , left out the part where Cuze and his Wife are looking at the box with dread about what’s in there.

[@Deel2506]

Their relationship was so good in the initial seasons....

[@Schrodinger_]

Aw, poor sociopathic murderers are so discriminated against. :(

[@adams1458]

+Schrodinger there is a bee in ur hat

[@farkhead6659]

+Adam S stupidda fuckin game!

[@desertdispatch]

+Schrodinger you also notice they act like big fuckin babies

[@vamtheanomaly]

+Schrodinger You shouldn't talk about sociopaths in a bad way. We don't like that and usually take care of things we dont like. :p

[@vamtheanomaly]

+Vam The Anomaly Im a retired black jewish former corporal in the army. What did you just say?!

[@5thcorps]

Ultimate flex

[@Omerta3000]

You're right, I just read about that. I kinda figured that might've been the case but I was just teasing.

[@EriPages]

And that ending is the beginning to his new career in BodyBuilding

[@johnlewisbrooks]

LOL at 2:28! Now THAT is what a varsity athlete sounds like!

[@fattony123082]

Tony can quit working out. He's past his prime not to mention "he never had the makings of a varsity athlete "

[@Cazz8203]

ApprenticeThatTextstooMuch AH SON OF A BITCH!!!!! DIDNT I TELL YOU NOT TO SAY THAT ANYMORE!!!??

[@Adeshgrg]

Get your jacket

[@starcrafter13terran]

Working out is always a good thing at any age, especially cardio.

[@johnmccloy5122]

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the name of the channel..."ShineBox TV" worthy of a golf clap on its own

[@btwarner2124]

Carm looked awesome in this one

[@donlitos]

“I’ll Live”

[@falco6789]

2:29 made me lmao.

[@novelchaser3556]

“You’re kind of cute when you’re a bad boy” When isn’t he a bad boy? Hehehehe

[@damienstone5470]

At least he didn’t have to keep it for 20 fricken yeahs!

[@keremavan4231]

Even is slapping like a boss

[@BrooklynRival7718]

The acting is great

[@jmstowe]

yes, Tony could fix that problem easily.

[@faisalkamal4319]

Or tony have Clarence ,Mr Williams to take care of it

[@anthonyiuculano6002]

Why do I feel like there's some connection between the line "no new members until old members die" and the guy with the "Members Only" jacket in the diner at the end of the final episode?

[@JohnnyDeppforlifee]

Thats a good insight. Could be a connection!!!

[@dam9221]

Damn I miss this genial TV-Show

[@BRuane-pw6xq]

Toe Knee . Love the Joisey accents ..

[@joshfulcifan1015]

C'mon Tony your scaring the shit out of this guy have a heart! -lol

[@heroedeleyenda05]

That box, whatever happened there

[@brandonhuynh4528]

I’m gonna go get the package get the package

[@jeffreydillingham7630]

Tony has to wait until the club opens the books again.

[@AMpufnstuf]

tony woods never have the makings of a varsity tiger

[@mistermonologue2442]

Do you remember that pathetic "drive" before his panic attack, playing with johnny sack? I mean he kept it straight on the fairway....but so could my kid niece hitting it 20ft.

[@GustavoCardoso95]

Best show ever

[@DNuts-ws1uz]

I would of told tony. Hold your own box📦