The South Auditions for Fall

[@RareEmerauld86]

🤣 "91 degrees" "UUHH" This was too funny LOL Then, Hazel May comes in spritzing everywhere, I almost peed LOL

[@ccvcharger]

Why are all the worst ones given grandma names?

[@factsoverfiction7826]

@@ccvcharger Ida know ... 😉 (Hurricane Ida Aug 29, 2021)

[@LaineBurglass23]

SAME🤣🤣🤣

[@mriz7258]

Katrina, Maria, Ida, Sandy, Irma.... Sounds about right....

[@Red-sm4sb]

Since when is Katrina a grandma name? 🤯

[@brandonfox1617]

"I just have to cover the ground with pollen" lmao 🤣 she's not wrong. I wouldn't have believed it without the pollen.

[@nemaheptinstall2896]

The ground and everything else that's stationary ...lol

[@lisapowers5676]

Had a couple hours of cool weather (fall) first thing in the morning over the weekend, now waiting for those two weeks of winter in January before we hit 1 day of spring before it's summer again.

[@jeffandrhondaweaver477]

Don't forget February. One day it's 70, the next it's 40. Then right back to 70 again.

[@donnakaye2015]

Definitely sounds like Texas weather.

[@gojosgirl6487]

@@donnakaye2015 yep, it was in the 40s last week and now it's back to 80

[@sergel02]

Surprisingly this fits parts of California weather too.

[@tuc1113]

Try Arizona. The 100 degree days can start in late March and not end until the beginning of October.

[@LeglessWonder]

“Uhh, Fall is for baseball” “PFFT, not since 95 in Atlanta” That killed me 😂

[@AtlThunderDan]

I failed to see the humor in that. Oh and go Braves!

[@heatherlynsey3092]

reading this as im watching game 6 and wondering if they’ll make it this year 🤣😭

[@AtlThunderDan]

@@heatherlynsey3092 I sure hope so! I'm stressed here!

[@christyshaw8825]

I got the joke, no one in the South cares about baseball in the fall since the last time the Braves won in ‘95, and it’s the truth! But I can’t watch football since this may be our year! Go Braves!!

[@AtlThunderDan]

@@christyshaw8825 No doubt! Go Braves! Make sure to wear red today on Friday for a Red-Out for game 3!

[@FairyxxAnimal]

Those couple of days of Fall are pure bliss.

[@redrooster1908]

LOL

[@michellebrown3563]

Lol…yup. That’s about all we get

[@stevenwilson879]

Don't it tho.

[@creativehorsequeen]

Fall in the North: Beautiful fall leaves, cool weather, cute outfits. Fall in the South: winter one day, summer the next; RAGWEED; Layers upon layers because not even the weather man knows what the day will hold.

[@andylimb]

Preach!!

[@christins.1481]

I'm getting my Zyrtec ready for "fall". It's like clockwork for me.

[@jwrockets]

@@christins.1481 My Zyrtec is year round now.

[@katinamartin7934]

aint that the damn truth

[@creativehorsequeen]

@@jwrockets Same here. As much as I despise the cold, I can't wait for the first frost to come and kill all the ragweed before it kills me.

[@allisonwheelbarger1291]

I audibly gasped when she said fall is for baseball. Fall is for football, and no one can tell me otherwise.

[@thewordlove4316]

what heresy is this ... 'baseball'???? really, football is just the placeholder until HOCKEY starts up!!! 'he shoots - he scores'!!!!!!

[@drgnsdaughter69]

Hockey- winter, basketball-spring, baseball-summer, football-fall.

[@StrategicWealthLLC]

The ‘95 reference to the Braves was brilliant!

[@LaineBurglass23]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@moorek1967]

In the Midwest, October is already a month into Autumn, so Mr. October is in the Fall.

[@BirdsofAccord]

"I have a second monologue - it's about leaf peeping." "Man, that sounds dirty." 😂🤣 *And* "All the worst ones have grandma names." The script, acting, and comedic timing was genius!

[@therealJamieJoy]

Having just lived through IDA, THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!

[@TheHylianDragonGirl]

Peeping or painting? I thought it was painting.

[@deborahcornell171]

Love it when it gets here. But a Southern Autumn is like driving through a small Southern town..blink & you've missed it.🧡

[@cherylhee9762]

Nice analogy!

[@AlphaWolf096]

Unless you’re in the Appalachian mountains in a state like North Carolina or Tennessee. We actually have at least a good month or two of autumn up here in the mountains.

[@RH-tv9hk]

Bravo on the analogy!👏🍂

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Our fall begin this Sunday in Florida...that time of year when it's about 65 degrees when you wake up at 7 a.m. and it only is 87 degrees when you come home from work! When you actually feel like you could accomplish something outside without dying

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

Exactly! I actually mowed my lawn AND did the weed wacking in one fell swoop instead of two sessions! Gotta love a Florida fall!

[@beth8775]

Thanks for reminding me how glad I am to not live there anymore. 65 is the temperature I can do outside things without feeling like dying lol.

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

@@beth8775 Beats having to be outside at work at minus 40....I don't miss that at all....or trying to stand up on an icy surface. I'm content with mowing at 7 am in the summer😁.

[@flamingpieherman9822]

@@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 yeah but your neighbors probably don't like the 7 am noise when thryve worked all week.

[@queenbunnyfoofoo6112]

@@flamingpieherman9822 My neighbors are also up at 7 am mowing....or are having their lawn crews doing the mowing at that time.

[@karenashton5053]

We actually had fall, once, in central Texas about 20 years ago

[@thedungeondelver]

I think I heard about that, y'all had to close the schools for like 3 days when the temperature got below 75', right? (but what do I know, I'm from Florida where we have Hot, Hot and windy, and hotter.)

[@karenashton5053]

@@thedungeondelver Nah it has to be a little colder. I lived in New Mexico 17 years snow is easy. Fir Texans snow is a catastrophe at least here near Austin.

[@FoodNerds]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gojosgirl6487]

@@karenashton5053 it was definitely a catastrophe last winter!

[@jenniferc7831]

New England’s outfit, while totally cute, was making me physically uncomfortable bc I was imagining the hot flashes I’d get if I wore that. HOW CAN YOU WEAR THAT OUTSIDE BEFORE FEBRUARY?!

[@iamtalialin]

I turned the ac down to 67° and stood right under the vent between takes.

[@heartofthewild680]

It’s possible if your temperature perception is as screwed towards cold as mine. 🙃 … I just wish I could go outside in October without freezing.

[@lokiisbestantihero]

@@iamtalialin clever!

[@moorek1967]

And what makes it worse, Autumn is wearing white. No one, and I mean no one, wears white after Labor Day or before Memorial Day.

[@moorek1967]

@@iamtalialin As a Midwesterner, I must say....you wore white after Labor Day. My heart was shocked at New England. Ok, maybe if you call it Winter White you can get by with it. But the stores must sell the clothes specifically tagged as Winter White. Good thing you weren't carrying a white purse or wearing white shoes after Labor Day. I know, I made that mistake once, and about 10 elderly women all ganged up on me and informed me nicely, we don't break that tradition here in the Midwest.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

New England: I love seeing all the gorgeous foliage Pacific Northwest: I love going pumpkin picking and making good ol pumpkin pie The South: You guys have Fall?

[@redrooster1908]

Yay! Wisconsin!! 3 months of fall and 6 months of winter.

[@dgrenier4908]

SW Virginia = 1 month of actual winter, 2 months fall, 2 months spring, 7 months of summer. That about sums it up....

[@Madman-bb2nc]

@@redrooster1908 my mother Was raised in Wisconsin But we live in Georgia. I love winter more in Wisconsin then down here who dont love waking up at 7 and using the snow blower

[@freyaegrey]

Minnesota says the same thing as the south but for the opposite reason.

[@freyaegrey]

@@dgrenier4908 I’m insanely jealous.

[@rcschmidt668]

“We made this up in the hall waiting for Spring auditions.” “Cover everything in pollen...” (Everyone) “NOOOO!!!” Perfect!

[@P_RO_]

Old fashioned Southern Fall: "Honey, the yard needs to be raked again." Response: "Damn, I just did it day before yesterday." Not too distant sounds of gunshots from deer and turkey hunting confirms the season. Newfangled Southern Fall: "Honey, the yard looks a mess." Response "OK " The sound of leaf blowers go from dawn to dark. Not too distant sounds of gunshots from deer and turkey hunting still confirms the season. The South is all about traditions and some things never change. Happy Fall y'all!

[@doingthearts]

As a New Englander, I can say that outfit most likely won't be enough. In the later months of fall no way you'll be sitting on a porch in that. The wind will come through those fabrics and chill your skin. Very trendy, though. Feels like something you would see in a Starbucks in Boston. Great sketch!!

[@taurusrising1927]

Texas: I'm surprised y'all haven't covered The Temperature Wars yet. Ya know, the battles with Canada over the past years. They throw a little cold our way and we throw a little heat their way. Canada got me good back in Feb. 2021. I was crippled for a long time, but we got even. We threw some 100+ degrees (40 degrees Canadian- i mean Celsius) heat their way four months later. I'm pretty sure I saw Arizona and New Mexico throwing some heat too, but I think they hit Washington, Idaho, and Wyoming instead. I know a few of mine hit the Dakota Twins accidentally (my bad Kota). Florida, Bama and Georgia said they were going to throw heat at Toronto, Quebec, and Montreal but they hit New York, Massachusetts and Vermont...not sure that was an accident though. Louisiana and Mississippi threw some at Canada, but Minnesota and Wisconsin were in the crossfire. And of course when Canada fires back, the northern states take the brunt of their cold retaliation. The Temperature Wars have been brutal...people on both sides have been sickened, injured...killed. (sniffles) We won't even talk about when we throw the heat at the same time Canada throws the cold and they meet in the middle. When Africa joins the war it just gets worse. They drag the Caribbean into the conflict. (Cries) What did we do huh? What did any of us do to deserve this? It feels like it never ends! Nobody knows how it started. It's just an endless cycle of highs and lows. Highs and lows. Lows and highs. That moisture in the air? IS FROM OUR TEARS! Here, all y'all talking about Fall as if TTW never existed! (sniffles again). Never forget The Temperature Wars. Never. REMEMBER THE ALAMO AND THE TEMPERATURE WARS! AND FOR PETE'S SAKE WOULD SOMEONE TAKE THE MATCHES AWAY FROM CALIFORNIA, ALREADY? How many times do we have to tell them? DON'T PLAY WITH MATCHES! THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO COLORADO! You guys are awesome! ❤ from Texas

[@mwater_moon2865]

Based on Farmer's almanac type predictions, they gunning for us good '22 too....

[@mmitchellhouston]

That is funny stuff!

[@marydahm6851]

“I was thinking of clothes in general”…😂 so true!

[@juanita_rocksteady2761]

Arkansas here. Everything is still green, except in some of the higher elevations in the state. We've had some cool crisp nights and mornings, but back up to the mid to high eighties next week. We don't really have fall basically it's Summer, Indian Summer, then Winter.🤣🤣🤣

[@pamelaanis715]

Yep!

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

Just moved to Fayetteville in August and I was actually hoping for better. I almost cried when someone told me that, yes, you actually do get snow here eventually. I feel totally hoodwinked..

[@kimberlymcguinness6016]

Yeah, it's Summer, then Summer Lite, then fall followed by 4 weeks of rain then 3 weeks of ice then Spring for 2 weeks and tornado season. Yeah, Baxter County was fun..... Worst mosquito bites I ever got was at a football game in October. 🤣😭

[@greg5011]

Topeka Kansas.....81 today....Brrrrrr...OK..it did drop to 46 last night , just stay indoors till 11 AM..

[@jwrockets]

Higher elevations? Off the top of my head, Florida peaks at 112 feet.

[@Comment_Momma]

Throw in a "Happy Fall, Y'all" sign from etsy and it's spot on!

[@redrooster1908]

LOL

[@kevin735]

"Win-ter. Am I saying that right?" Hilarious

[@brettblackledge3411]

I live in Mississippi everything that you guys made is so relatable love this channel! PS. I love Matt.

[@HappyLife693]

Join the club.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The humidity the moment you walk outside Orlando International Airport really does hit different

[@kevingray8616]

I would like to introduce you to a place called Key West Florida. I was so glad to get back to HOUSTON to dry off.

[@marydidyouknow5826]

That's when I knew I was home.

[@livesouthernable]

The South did such a great job at fall. Totally think she should get the part. 😂 And Hazel May was epic!

[@drkarenswrld]

Growing up in TN, I was so confused by “fall” in September! Then I moved to Chicago and sort of got it

[@emilybennett4595]

"We wait months to feel that burst of cool air and when we finally do..." Its gone the next day.

[@greent0rtle518]

One of the most underrated channels on KZbin - your skits are always hilarious!

[@shelbyhaase9754]

" I just got to cover the ground in pollen real quick" lmfao I'm dead!!!!

[@antoinecarie]

I was not prepared for how funny this is 😂. My coworkers were authentically concerned because I laughed so hard lol😂

[@ianstradian]

“I just gotta cover the ground in pollen real quick “ hilarious!

[@michelledenise5096]

Fall was delightful this weekend! I brought my tomatoes into the garage! I got all my t shirts and shorts washed, ready for...now!

[@tuc1113]

In Arizona I don't take out my T-shirts except in the "Winter". They are too darn hot to wear the rest of the year.

[@mclees4593]

Funny as always y'all. I was starting to go thru withdrawal not seeing Talia. Thanks for a dose of that sweetie!

[@douglasdixon524]

I just mowed my grass and mulched leaves at the same time this past weekend here in Arkansas, the last weekend in November, all while sweating like crazy. We have summer and summer light, 75 today on 1 December 2021.

[@1369vmsmith]

Same in Bama.

[@lances4803]

Great video, you captured us perfectly.

[@IanAndHudsonProductions]

one day: 65 degrees the next day: 85 degrees

[@novaquartz5049]

Layers. Always wear layers. So you can take off items as the afternoon gets warmer.

[@pattywilliams788]

Preach chile!

[@jasonjr2500]

Wrong Mornings:freezing Mid day:110 Afternoon:90

[@masonpyle5929]

I’m from Florida and it’s still in the 80’s down here.

[@skipalidon]

Oh my God, these snippets are so good! Love every one of them!

[@moorek1967]

"That would actually be winter" "Winter? Is that a new thing" The funniest line I have heard all day. Sitting here in Indiana with temps at 10 degrees, the heater running constantly, Winter, you need to go.

[@brainwater]

I was ecstatic to take a walk outside this afternoon with the temperature finally as low as 80!

[@LaineBurglass23]

“91 degrees” “UUHH!” “NOPE” “Stop right there” I DIED LAUGHING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@midlandsdirectory3699]

Just remember.... there are 4 seasons in the South: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer and Christmas.

[@Gabstrology]

"Clothes in general." I died of laughter. Literally in Texas people are still walking around in summer shorts and tank tops.

[@tomjeffries58]

I just found this channel and subscribed. I'm a 68 yo NY Yankee that's lived in the South 1/2 my life so I appreciate this twice as much! 😉

[@shawnreynolds2705]

Here in Indiana we have 4 seasons: snow shovelin', tornado, mosquito, and loosing football.

[@ironnerd8336]

Lose the snow and you can be a South Carolinaian. Go, Cocks!

[@cherylhee9762]

Awww. That's sad. I'm in the losing football games section too. Southern Maryland. College and pro.☹️

[@Atkrdu]

Talia’s back!!! Cool- I wonder if there’ll be any more Talia’s Kitchens?

[@TheJojo01902]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! ❤️

[@BS-ne5cr]

We had fall in Middle Tennessee last weekend. October 16th and 17th it'll be remembered for years to come. So cool, so sunny, so perfect ahhhhhhhhh.

[@stevengrvp]

Talia looks amazing

[@Sweet_Melissa22]

It's gonna be really hot in California by Thursday, a whopping 81 degrees!!! Lol!!! Love you guys!!!

[@AKHWJ3ST]

In Austin, TX, they predict a high of 84 degrees for tomorrow. Beautiful!

[@timp6858]

We wait for that first shot of cool air… and it’s gone by 10am.

[@Meela234]

Yes! Took mom to the grocery store this past Saturday at 730am and it was cool, so told her to wear a sweater. By 10am, it was 85 degrees and too hot for our sweaters lol. Smh

[@KBcollision]

Southern girl has the most amazing voice. I could listen to her talk all day. It’s not because of the southern accent she accentuates. It’s just the quality of her voice. . This is the weirdest comment I have ever left on KZbin but I stand by it

[@cynthiatucker4773]

Got me with all the worst hurricane's have grandma names😂🤣

[@mmitchellhouston]

I was discussing my Halloween decorations with someone from Great Britain and had to explain that I had to focus on making sure things could withstand a tropical storm (high wings & torrential winds). I also told him the most difficult part of putting them up was the risk of heat exhaustion (I have to work in the evening or limit my time outside to short work sessions... oh, and mosquito bites.

[@davisgirl1701]

Yea love y’all so much

[@MrsAlmaTrumble]

So true. The South's Fall and up North's Fall is a totally different thing.

[@wiltonhodges1526]

that was great. Thanks for all you all do on this channel.. Wilton...

[@kindacrabby]

North weather: cold South weather: hot and unplanned Midwest weather: *chaos*

[@victorglock6856]

I really love your videos! Thanks for posting them here at KZbin!!!!

[@bushelandpeck1501]

Western Kentucky here. Still green & just a very hint of color & still mostly leaves on the trees. Just now starting to feel cool in mornings & evenings; mid day, tho its upper 70s. Funny story. About 25 yrs ago my stepmother's nephew, who was a teenager, was visiting KY from CA in the fall & asked her why all our trees were dying 🤣

[@pattywilliams788]

Alabama in the house, y’all! This is so on the money. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@wthomason8341]

I think where I live must not be considered “The South” 😂 High temps in the 60’s here in October.

[@84zero00]

This is so funny and real! In the south, October is the hardest month to find the right outfit. It's 80s during the day but 50 to 60s during morning and night.

[@RH-tv9hk]

Omg Hurricane Hazel Mae jumping in and dancing with the spray was hilarious! 🌬🌩🌧

[@rvaldrich]

Hurricane Hazel-May is my hero and I need them in every video going forward. Even the twitch-streams.

[@cordelianoelle]

Let's also add 2021 in Atlanta. Go Braves!!!

[@beingheardmedia6339]

Y'all are SO dippy...I LOVE it!

[@johnruffing7422]

New Englander Here- One True Summer and then one true fall and then on to winter. Thank you for the shoutout! My southern family is always talking about how the south has two summers and I find that amusing and interesting!

[@feliciabethea2211]

Had our first REALLY GOOD taste of fall yesterday and it was GLORIOUS!!!💜💜

[@burdburd2787]

"First burst of cold air!" Then it's summer again.

[@elizabethbrogan6582]

I was in Georgia last week and it was definitely still new england fall-level weather. It was even warmer back home.

[@lea597]

Hazel. Fran. Katrina. Oh snap the worst hurricanes do have grandma names!

[@KENNEY1023]

We just got our first cool day two days ago here in South West Florida.

[@QueenJBR]

Fall in Southern Oregon is so beautiful! We will have gotten some rain and the fires will be out....stunning Fall colors and changing hues in the mountains. It stays 60-70 degrees until around Halloween, when it finally will get down to maybe 20 degrees, but that is at night. Daytime temps still will be at least 50 degrees usually. Then, maybe three months of "winter" and it is back to Springtime!

[@HappyLife693]

Liz was hilarious and nailed this one.

[@warhawk4494]

so happy i found this channel! hahahahha as a southern stuck up in yankeeland this is nice and refreshing. I love the accents it makes me homesick.

[@ko676]

It's finally feeling like fall here! I'm going to savor every last bit of these weeks 🙏🏽

[@AikenAdventures]

We literally watch this channel all the time and I just now realized we weren’t even subscribed. Fixed that in a hot second.

[@grassfedmilkmomma]

Oklahoma is having a 2nd spring😃i'll take that over scorching hot weather.. which is what we normally have for fall

[@duanecrichlow8791]

LMAO!! This was absolutely hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅 You guys are hysterical!!

[@dawng.8836]

Thank you for being a ray of Sunshine in a dark time.

[@gw10758]

Y'all are great as usual..... makes me want to move from Montana....... NOT.... sorry. Been Autumn here for a month already.... nice 35 degree nights..... high 50's during the day.... sunshine and a little snow on the mountains. My favorite time of year.

[@dizzysdoings]

I'm from South Jersey. Just got back from a week in Kentucky, near London. It was not only colder there, but there was some snow! I was glad to get home.

[@deethompson2854]

Oct. 19th and we in the South still have out air conditioner running.

[@michellekey8150]

Best one yet

[@phantommangagirl]

I’m in Florida and it was 84 degrees yesterday. Beautiful.

[@KyaraStAmant]

Aaahhh!!! Bahahaha! “All the bad ones have Grandmaw names.” Yeah like hurricane Ida this year. I laughed out loud.

[@rachelofblueridge2593]

Waiting on second summer to come along here in Georgia.

[@toshawhatareyoudoing6410]

No lies told. I'm in Florida, it's the middle of doggone October, and I'm still sleeping with the fan on.

[@tylerbuckley2092]

Thank you for the laughter guys you rock

[@leecogbill5881]

Hahahahaha omg that's so true here in Texas. Love y'alls channel

[@LisaLisa-iz6ep]

Perfection....again! Happy fall ya'll, from east TN.

[@terencewright9972]

The Jimmy Buffett concert is down the hall!!😅😅

[@jerrykinnin7941]

I needed a laugh. Thanks.

[@jphilb]

Houston here. We had fall yesterday. Back to summer.

[@pyenme]

Midwest here - Indiana to be precise - we finally had Indian Summer last week (in the 80's) and now it looks like we are finally getting prepared for autumn. Still in the 70's today, but glimmers of chilly during the night, so we'll take it.

[@nancymills1884]

Yep. Then ‘Indian summer’ a hint of winter. Then autumn, false summer and waking up to subzero wind in January. Then false spring in February. I never get out my winter clothes until January. Then just guess the rest of the year. Gotta love Indiana.

[@therealJamieJoy]

New Orleans here -- SEVENTIES? That's hot chocolate weather!!!

[@heatherconner1125]

@@nancymills1884 I have never felt the truth of a comment more than I do this one.

[@teylordehoyos4511]

Hahahahaha!!! 91 degrees!!! I am dead! 🤣 As a resident of SWF all of this is so spot on and hilarious! 😂 well done y'all

[@SaturnCanuck]

I found your channel a few months ago and have finally subscribed. I love it. And yes I'm from Canada but I understand and I've been to 'Bama, Love it. Oh and I agree -- if they have Sweet Tea, its a Southern State. Keep them coming.

[@IngridRollema]

I moved back to Oregon a year ago after living in the Charlotte area for almost 10 years. I miss "fall"' in the South. 😭

[@missyd0g2]

We are in Michigan and getting about time to migrate south to you guys for the summer. With my Pop,not soda, and unsweetened ice tea. Leave the door wall unlocked for us.

[@schnauzersrule4335]

OMG!! leave the UNSWEETENED tea there.

[@mwater_moon2865]

As my husband (born and breed in Southern MS) says There *are* four seasons in the South: Almost Summer Summer Still Summer and Christmas.