The Sport That You Have Never Heard Of | UnConventional

[@kittyagnew5880]

And the lord said unto John 'come forth and you will receive eternal life" but John came fifth and won a toaster

[@MaxFosh]

Kitty Agnew I know it’s a stolen joke but this is so strong

[@MaxFosh]

WINNER WINNER - DM me on Insta for the underwhelming prize of a conker

[@oliverwalker9419]

Congrats. You have just been awarded for being British.

[@sypht4351]

Copied

[@jerboa4566]

Oliver Walker 1 week ago Congrats. You have just been awarded for being British.

[@laurentaylor2199]

it’s an utter tragedy that he didn’t end the video by saying “we came, we saw, we conkered”

[@unnath1762]

missed opportunity

[@geroldglocker5276]

It is tragic

[@emilt.m.6418]

well his conker was divided and conkered

[@ThemightyTho]

We came, we saw, we conkered

[@Hulie]

omfg that grown man was willing to eject his child to ferry you over that ravine. Max your influence is growing stronger

[@d1tzy875]

the way you phrased this has me creasing

[@margaritam.9118]

I would do the same for Max. I would yeet my newborn to help him.

[@Future-CX]

@@margaritam.9118 ok you ruined it whith that I'm guessing your America

[@babyjamesbond2387]

Im 1000nth like

[@patrickgriffin8284]

That’s just England for you

[@edanforrester5390]

Can we all just appreciate how max is the only youtuber giving us thrilling content such as doing crosswords in the pouring rain and playing conkers

[@IzzyTye]

check out robbie knox for similarly thrilling content such as putting out the bins and going to visit a national cross

[@PoorlyWrttenReviews]

Robbie Knox's has content like that too

[@PoorlyWrttenReviews]

@@IzzyTye oh stap didn't see that

[@IzzyTye]

@@PoorlyWrttenReviews great minds

[@MarcinHopa8]

Hahahah yes, this👌😂😂😂 I love him so much 😂😂

[@bartholomewdan]

This video is _obscenely_ British.

[@pingu9951]

This channel showcases all noteworthy things that Britain has to offer- truly a gem of our time

[@BnFGProductions]

Aggressively british. My favourite part was the ‘conkers have feelings’

[@tarook439]

When I was in junior school we would have conker collecting comps lol😂😂

[@tarook439]

*competition

[@Dockhead]

@@BnFGProductions now thats something we all can agree on, get the trans out and bring the conkers in! too far?

[@sptsorin]

Andy cheated! at 6:53 switched from rock to scissors! Start a petition to demand an audit from the Committee of Conker Kickers, we can't have such foul play in a world class championship!

[@RaKaN513]

Fucking Andy

[@emilyh-sn4td]

omfg he did

[@TheUndeadFireNinja]

#JusticeForFosh

[@BaldMancTwat]

The looking around afterwards to see if he got caught. A true sign of a cheater.

[@colinyoung3685]

I have analysed this frame by frame, it certainly wasn't cricket!

[@BiancaxJans]

I just love the fact that he uses the example of 'unlookers watching as people jump over a puddle' as a justification that 'british people can make anything entertaining', while he is there to play a sport in which unlookers literally watch people hit one nut against another one.. Love it!

[@emmahiscock8757]

You may’ve gotten further in the competition if you played some mind games with your competitors, gone for the divide and conker approach

[@orlaobyrne5066]

when andy said “🤟” in rock, paper, scissors i felt that

[@NotHarlem]

First comment in a while I actually laughed at, Thank you for your service.

[@yankangqi]

when will he learn that 10 minutes means more ads

[@Akone3946]

the first time ive seen someone get mad because the youtuber didn't stretch their vid to 10 mins

[@MaxFosh]

WAIT, YOU CAN GET PAID!!?!?

[@o.knight-catalinete6934]

@@MaxFosh Only in conkers though...

[@yankangqi]

this is when people realise that he's been living off of jelly babies that strangers give him for crosswords

[@TheMrdominator1997]

That would require getting past the 2nd round

[@paddy1198]

lost it when andy held up three fingers in rock paper scissors

[@pingu9951]

He’s too intelligent for us - he has ascended

[@krikkrakvollenbak5892]

Andy actually held up rock but changed it to the hybrid rock scissors to cheat

[@valentinafartais7238]

This is proof that the right host and editing can make anything funny. What a jolly lot of people over there as well

[@TheHyperion11]

using music from the Nutcracker...I see what you did there

[@jillknowles1167]

I’m from Holland and didn’t know what the word conker meant. I was scared I would be confused the whole video but I’m happy it became very clear to me

[@anikarussell9802]

other people get Nike shoes and the newest makeup no not max Fosh no he gets a little red riding hood costume.

[@rose-gw8ox]

Tbf, it's a really nice coat

[@MisterAppleEsq]

I think this whole competition is summed up with the words “charmingly ecletic”.

[@rawpancakes1653]

I love seeing that you watch these 😂

[@jackandpaulsminecraftchann9328]

I love conkers haven't played in 32 years since the great finger break in 87

[@bartholomewdan]

Ironic, isn't it? A competition about nuts being held in _November._

[@maxminkin6227]

You did not 😂

[@harv724]

Bravo

[@tiru4003]

4:40 , looks like you lost No Nut November Max.

[@kennyl4962]

This was the best ☝️

[@heyitsemma2134]

“Conkers have feelings” I’m dead

[@bs87408]

I don't think he knows what a circumcision is...

[@mutte9142]

Loved the sentence: "As myself and my trusty, bright red cheeks." No wait, he said Volkswagen. Never mind, my bad

[@larasutherland2260]

Hey Max, have you heard of the world stone skimming championships that take place in Scotland each year? I recently heard about it and thought that might be something for a possible unconventional video next year.

[@samvidrajwar6424]

Well this championship has its pros and con...kers.

[@timb6558]

This guy shaking other people's hands like it's 2019 or something.

[@dead1997]

In my old primary school we had an annual school conker tournament that had been going on for over 70 years straight. They would have sheets up saying who everyone was against and it would go up in brackets until there were only 2 people left. The final was something that the whole school including teachers would watch every year and although it was a bit weird, it was great fun. That ran for so long until the year after I left when I heard the new bitchy law-suit-paranoid principal banned it because apparently it was a safety hazard. I still hate that principal for that and I will forever respect the conker tournament.

[@bartholomewdan]

This video is _cracking._ From the weather to the people, from the beer to Max storming off at the end with "absolutely ridiculous", from the competition itself to someone protesting against it, the Britishness is overwhelming. Andy's shot, however much Max may have disliked it, was _impressive._ Absolutely _nuts._ Shame that Max couldn't _conker_ the championship, but the video that came out of it is absolutely _smashing._

[@alexharley7843]

There once was a bunny Whose nose was rather runny You may think it's funny But it's snot.

[@macapacca]

I’ve been to this event before and I can conker that it’s well fun

[@fionatasker8689]

I won a conker championship. It was the best day of my life. When I felt my opponents conker crush beneath my superior conk I have never felt such power. I have been spending my whole life since trying desperately to feel the same euphoric rush but never have.

[@arsonlindley7000]

>Sport you've never heard of >a sport literally everyone plays as a kid

[@rubysmith1898]

the two dislikes are from John and the baby that was left in a bush

[@leylarichards4360]

Then what are the other 57?

[@ajdexter4195]

4:28 that made me really smile

[@GRANDerSimpsonizer13]

I LOST it at the yellow card for foul conkering technique

[@jamesturner2914]

Wading through the puddle , Max Slosh - I'll let myself out

[@mateiardeleanu2001]

"The Chile Conk Army" - genius

[@RudyTheNinja]

7:14 this man is a beacon of emotion xDD

[@mrSam3ooo]

Lady: My dad passed away on Monday, so ... Max: 😄

[@ikkoichigo]

this is your best series Max. Damn, it might be even one of my favourites on youtube! cheers!

[@marcustranter2685]

This is fast become my favourite KZbin channel brilliant work old chap

[@bluetrapp9502]

Hey, thank you so much for putting the subtitles on. Means everything.

[@ReyRey9]

Remember people, love conkers all.

[@jseccombe4822]

i feel so uplifted and enlightened, thank you xx

[@BigStrap]

Anyone not from the UK remember this from the Dangerous Book for Boys?

[@swati_is_a_penguin2159]

legit was having the worst day of my life and you still managed to cheer me up thanks man ily

[@nicholasfuric]

I can’t quite believe that Andy got away with such an obvious cheat in the rock, paper, scissors!

[@Kai_PF]

Max fish Who the hell do you think is your demographic that will sit through a 8 minute video and then will lose there shit over the prospect of perhaps winning a unwanted contaminated conker

[@MaxFosh]

...you?

[@Thisath100]

max fish 🤣🤣🤣

[@cityheron7106]

Me lol

[@cityheron7106]

Max Fosh i would

[@Xavich_]

Max you are the new pépite of my KZbin subscriptions! Keep your hard work, the world deserves to meet your creativity and the British culture the way you perceive it!

[@RJiiFin]

Hey, I just found your channel and am browsing through the backlog. Videos like this are so good. Charming, entertaining, showing of a glimpse of the event, the horror of a 5cm deep puddle... perfect!

[@rebeccaw.301]

I think I completely lost it, when the nutcracker started playing

[@ninaaa00]

i love how he makes us laugh as well as the people he interviewed

[@Yamezzzz]

During the 2 minute silence for Armistice Day... Top Hat Guy: Yeh.

[@BowlioProductions]

When will the conker championships ever get VAR, the changing from rock to scissors there is atrocious!

[@hamzahalasadulloh7779]

Thanks for never failing to include brandenburg concerto no. 3 i enjoy it every time

[@fernandogonzalez-toruno6885]

I actually remember playing this game when I use to live in Ireland when I was like 10 it bring so many good memories!!

[@purplemouse580]

Damn. Wanted to see you win it this year

[@keepsii8816]

Who sent you that Lithuania branded rain coat? I’m a Lithuanian and this is my first time hearing of something like that. :D

[@peachxblue]

The UK seems to have so many niche competitions like this!! So cool

[@Mr.Liam.]

That conker troll guy was fucking hilarious...” I’m going for a beer” 😂😂

[@aarongoddard9087]

We always did this at my school but a load of people were getting hurt cus of it so the teachers for some reason took it upon themselves to try and remove any stray conkers that were on the playground, it was like in monsters inc when they find a human socks but instead of hazmat suits they have fucking ice packs.

[@samuelshapley8333]

Instructions unclear, got conker stuck in andy

[@iceboundation7671]

Just found your channel, really like it!

[@lowkeylauren9115]

This is the most pointless sport... I love it

[@RealTimePogo]

We used to do this with pencils in school. Hold one long ways flip the other one on the pencil, and if it breaks, you win if yours breaks you lose.

[@yihuiang3165]

Ive only just discovered your channel and I'm laughing my head off!

[@abigailmoreland5076]

“And Ill definitely come back for next year” well past max I’ve got some news for you.

[@SimonThrossellFilms]

Was going to go to this as well. Good to see that you braved the poor conditions!

[@stevesheppard6538]

Used to play this every autumn at school. It was quite a big deal. There was all sorts of tricks to make the conker the best. I used to put mine in hot vinegar and then leave it over night. God knows if it did anything but someone told me it hardens them. I once had a nine'r if anyone knows what that means. Conkers was awesome and every British kid knows what it is (they should anyway).

[@davidfildes877]

I thoroughly enjoyed this vid!.

[@deatho1002]

2:55 big up the cadets

[@Sam-ys6iw]

when you mentioned the school uniform on the old fella ... majestic banter

[@hildaferry1]

Please be back and film it this year aswell

[@rosiestrawberry6359]

the man with the conker cruelty sign is just low key calling out all strikers

[@lelaforuna586]

I recently discovered this channel and I am absolutely excited. Such good content! Is the guy at 2:38 and 2:44 really wearing Lederhosn (=leather trousers) similar to the ones we wear here in Upper Bavaria? Or can I no longer believe my eyes?🤔

[@falloutpropguy]

The English Civil War soldiers with match locks and full kit was a mental flashbang

[@albyy7849]

This channel this so underrated

[@milenawittermans662]

Chili Conk Army... that’s absolutely amazing

[@MarcinHopa8]

Bro I love you 😂😂😂 You are soooooo funny 😂😂 haha, love it! 😂👌

[@bakersmileyface]

I completely forgot about this. We Used to play it at primary school and we learned about it on a school trip to Cornwall.

[@femhasgays9007]

Little did he know, there would be no next year.

[@rachelcookie321]

I’ve only actually played conkers like 3 times, I usually just pick up all the conkers that aren’t bashed and are nice and round. Then I just keep them on my desk forever.

[@sri112]

"And I definitely will be coming back next year" Oh Foshy if only you'd know

[@jjhbhd520]

Bruh Andy swapped from Rock to scissors like a mad man...

[@elicharlton6397]

Omg, we had conket competitions at primary school. Best time of the year

[@eggymedia190]

You absolutely conquered that first one

[@The2x4]

Max is like a slightly less serious Tom Scott. Both are great!

[@cammclean5460]

Perplexingly despite being an 18y/o in canada who's been to the UK once in my memory, I have in-fact heard of conkers. No idea when or how though.

[@RetroPlus]

I loved it, who knew there were people who liked smacking conkers this much!

[@jackkama1372]

My primary school did this every year. The whole school compete and the finalists have a duel on the playground one after noon

[@hannahshirleysmith24]

The nutcracker in the background! 😂😂

[@datonesl1ck720]

I used to have this in my primary school but I used to soak the conker in viniger and then use it. Never lost

[@gemstone9120]

my old maths teacher talked about this in maths on day and said once it finished who everyone one would be able to throw it to someone at school

[@Jnogzee]

When I was about 11 or maybe even 10 me and my brother actually got put in a newspaper for playing conkers, definitely my biggest achievement in life

[@lon3don]

They're Horse Chestnuts, they don't become conkers until you take them out of the oven and have made a hole for the string, but soak them in vinegar first.

[@leahashe7406]

You got conkered! Love your vidoes Max, can't wait to see more.

[@bakersmileyface]

The Chile Conk Army. Wow. That made me laugh more than I would have liked.

[@ahemoo]

scintillating max's new fav word here haha

[@arvindputhige9358]

Please please Max Fosh, if you’re reading this, please continue to make these videos. I feel the tensions in my abs when I’m laughing at your videos. It’s my kind of humour.

[@maggiem733]

I've learned so much about the UK now it's crazy but wonderful at the same time

[@gin1864]

one sentence into the video and already relatable