The Stone Protectors VIDEO GAME - Fiction Addiction

[@FictionAddiction]

Any other weird, random ports on Steam I should know of?

[@turkishvan2]

"I can't do a Scottish accent" That's ok. Neither could the voice actor

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"I'm gonna be Angus because he's the ugliest one!" .....he was my favorite dude.... 😂

[@TrocaTheNero]

Quite the minions Zok has: FRANK THE TWO-FACED FINK Terrifying.

[@PsychoPomegranate]

Thanks for the giggles, nerd.

[@goranisacson2502]

I like how Frank the Two-Faced Fink's special ability, after facing the mystical Wraith, master of the elements through eldritch powers gained by existing on the border between life and death... is that he's just packing a troll-Uzi. Anyway! I guess this was more or less the game I expected it to be- a semi-decent beat-em-up that's just like... fine? Decent? Passable? And yet somehow Piko interactive, whose entire business deal seems to be "just pick up ANY lapsed old license we can find and re-release them through quick ports" decided this was worth putting money into. Then again they DID earn the money for this through a Kickstarter so like... I guess it worked out well enough for them? They got the money to put the Stone Protectors back on the market and have a little side-game they can like... earn a buck or so from whenever someone finds it and goes "hey isn't this a game based on that weird old cartoon I saw some KZbin review of, lol I bet this is good for a laugh" and buys it. That the port doesn't allow for gamepads and hasn't even mapped featured buttons in the SNES port feels like it says all there needs to be said. This was not a job with a lot of effort put in, but like... isn't that just fitting for the Stone Protectors IP? I feel like it's fitting for them. It's a D-tier TMNT ripoff and it gets the fate it deserves- probably won't get a lot of eyeballs on it, especially when TMNT is coming back with not just Shredder's Revenge but ALSO the Cowabunga Collection, which is ALL the Konami TMNT-games from NES to SNES / Mega Drive in one package. Don't think many are gonna care about Stone Protectors when that one hits. But then again that's not a weird port- if you're looking for those Piko Interactive's Steam page is just FULL of that stuff. It's all pretty shoddily emulated stuff that's done real cheap, but I did not expect to see Dorke and Ymp, an unreleased Swedish SNES game that never got official development tools or permission to be released, on Steam. They're digging up ALL the old stuff you'd never expect to see again... whether they should have or not.

[@FictionAddiction]

On the money. I strongly suspect they just slapped a couple of cobbled together ROMs on Steam. As for Shredder's Revenge and Cowanbunga Collection, keep an eye on my Twitch and my gameplay channel because I will absolutely be playing that.

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

ALRIGHT, ALWAYS A BEAT EM UP FAN

[@BrandonCroker]

That’s stone cold!

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

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[@OtakunoM]

I hate when my tackle gets jackaled

[@snbsixteen6stars201]

Super buff trolls

[@elbarto6668]

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