THE STRAIGHTS ARE EVOLVING | NOAHFINNCE

[@SHREDDING.]

If he's trolling, he's a comedic genius.

[@maybejustkai2654]

Lol

[@spacenebs6744]

@ProjectCreativityGuy96 2 hahahahhahahaaaaa ur so dumb it’s hilarious.

[@avrilllllaaaviiigne6053]

@ProjectCreativityGuy96 2 butthurt jason derulo fan

[@urfavgirlboss7917]

@ProjectCreativityGuy96 2 now what is this. Being transphobic and making a transphobic joke AND liking your own comment? How pathetic can one be?

[@urfavgirlboss7917]

@@avrilllllaaaviiigne6053 IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS SAKAKAK

[@coffinunderground]

The laughing track caught me off guard so I started looking around my room

[@agirlnamedgoo]

LMAOOOO

[@ko-lq7vu]

“where are the cameras?!”

[@big_sea]

yea

[@xwxnum]

BRO WHY DID I DO THE SAME

[@introspectivesteps5433]

Same lmao

[@gracet3353]

Noah including himself in “teenage boys” when he is literally 22 😂

[@sofiah.5820]

He was talking about the video he made in 2016

[@gracet3353]

@@sofiah.5820 he used the present tense is all I’m saying

[@sofiah.5820]

@@gracet3353 oh I didn't hear that

[@sofiah.5820]

@Nicole Mount oop-

[@onIyindreams]

@Nicole Mount what😃 did he pull a james charles without me even knowing🙁

[@vampsbones3861]

as someone in the 14-17 age range, i too think some parts of the internet should just be locked

[@BlueTheCartoonAddict]

@@Johnsmith-mw6pt ah. A blind hating transphobe. Do research with CREDIBLE sources and not Facebook or Quora.

[@lopsidedlizzie]

@@presidentdingus dude? u stupid?

[@Anat-0]

@@BlueTheCartoonAddict (or Twitter)

[@Malisadlol]

As someone who also started out young on the internet I don’t think anyone under thirteen-sixteen should be on it 💀

[@ashofc2649]

I was given full access to the Internet when I was 9... I really wish I hadn't.................................... Ew aLSO i love your profile pic fucking awesoe album right there

[@azraelfish]

*aggressively sprays the straights with a spray bottle* StAhP

[@azraelfish]

@Dapper MrAlex Ah yes the no bottle. I love That and none claims the straights but the straights

[@rileytubegaming9065]

Help! I've been on straight tiktok for too long. I was about to think "That's heterophobic" and I'm gay HEEEEEEELLLLLLLP

[@Meeko4eve39]

I'm not from the UK and have no money so other than streaming your music I don't really have that many ways to support you. But I am so genuinely happy for you and in awe of how far you've come, Noah :D This is so cool! And I wish you many more years of success and happiness to come ;)

[@NOAHFINNCE]

this is so sweet wtf thank you

[@sleepycoffe2597]

bro SaME >U

[@kitsunesun1339]

Same bro >U

[@Definitelynotash17]

Same ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[@masonvanner3167]

hot people pre saved the EP 😌

[@NOAHFINNCE]

ITS SO TRUE HONESTLY!!

[@soph925]

@@NOAHFINNCE hey dude, I've been streaming ur music non-stop last few days! It's absolutely amazing keep it up. love ur yt as well :D

[@lorrelaaiii]

am I hot now? :0

[@sleepysnjomen1707]

@@lorrelaaiii i dont know you internet person but, hell yeah you look good ^_^

[@lorrelaaiii]

@@sleepysnjomen1707 tysm

[@Generalkenobi6969]

He should make a book called “ The Theory Of The Straight”

[@melissacoviello2886]

I’m a straight, white, 41 year old cis woman and I love your videos and agree with most of your takes.

[@keerthi7018]

Yes!

[@chandlrrrrr]

melissa you’re amazing :]

[@olliee3460]

finally someone with some FUCKING SENSE! -oliie he/him

[@silkandspikes730]

You're amazing. Thank you for your support

[@Envision_]

Besides the age you have everything else in common with this Fince individual

[@solaceofthestarz]

alternate title: noah overthinking tiktoks until he devolves into madness

[@giveemelle7862]

please continue semi-seriously analysing random things on the internet honestly I do the same and I'm here for it 💙

[@finnxrobbie]

Normal people: xy broke my heart😭 No one: Noah: straight people broke my head🤯

[@quillz_editz_9575]

“There’s a b u g” that made me laugh way too much then it should have

[@ghostly046]

Your profile picture is incredible 😭

[@getawayfromme7493]

RANBOO POGGERS

[@bugzterr]

ello ranboo enjoyer :) this comment is cool, my name is actually 'bug' (THAT WAS SO RANDOM I'M SORRY)

[@rexaloid]

just came out as trans to lots of my friends :P thanks you for youre channel. its become such a safe space for me and so many others, without you i wouldnt be here today able to come out to people and feel okay about myself. u da best noah, hope too see you in concert some day

[@jkim-08]

CONGRATS ON COMING OUT !!

[@hailey_mairee]

CONGRATS

[@shrimpjuice9329]

I'm so proud

[@recyclops229]

Congratulations! 🎉

[@matchamelon330]

ohmygosh congratulations!! ✨💕

[@Ash___________]

"I just think it would be so interesting if people born male could just wake up one day & have to struggle with periods" Fun fact: We partly can. 1) Lots of transfemmes on HRT get a monthly 'ghost shark week' - premenstrual and/or perimenstrual symptoms minus the bleeding. For some, it's just fatigue and mood swings; others get full-on migraine, vomiting & pelvic floor spasms every 5 weeks. 2) Some AMAB intersex people with vestigial uteruses even get their not-a-period naturally, without HRT (sometimes, it's the first indication that they're intersex). 3) Many post-op transfemmes use pads or cups temporarily while they're recovering from bottom surgery, due to vaginal discharge/bleeding. So yeah, AMABs can get one or the other - either a monthly cycle, or vaginal bleeding (just not a monthly cycle of vaginal bleeding)

[@UselessAirConsumer]

I didn't know any of these... That's so interesting 😮 Thanks bruh

[@kaiyodei]

so where does the pain come from then? if it's not the organs.

[@Ash___________]

@@kaiyodei Hard to say; period pain is under-researched even in cis women. Obviously you can't get uterine cramps without a uterus, so my guess (& it is just a personal guess) is that the cramping sensations are from spasming by other muscles in the lower abdomen/pelvic floor area.

[@-J-e-m-]

This Is interesting,thank you for sharing :)

[@t3tyas]

@@Ash___________ well actually, it isn't just uterus cramps, its the uterus skin peeling and thats why its bloody and painful, but there are cramps, just not exactly in the uterus

[@SuspiciousCrustacean]

The BUG ON THE SCREEN?! THANKS NOAH, FUCK😂

[@NOAHFINNCE]

THANK JAMP FOR THAT IT WAS A SURPRISE FOR ME TOO

[@karsonmckenna5537]

for the past month I have been listening to like 90% Noah music and 10% other music

[@averysanders8865]

Only 90 percent? Rookie numbers lol

[@karsonmckenna5537]

@@averysanders8865 probably more lol tbh, since his songs are in all my playlists

[@averysanders8865]

@@karsonmckenna5537 😂Same

[@TinaMey]

Same :D

[@fifim4869]

Same lol

[@avrilllllaaaviiigne6053]

pretty sure it's not self-aware, pretty sure he just thinks he's funny AND hot

[@flumenstellarum]

So, “breeder” is a condescending thing to call a cishet person, but I wouldn’t call it a slur. For something to be a slur, I feel like it would have to be punching down.

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

@@SGXDA that doesnt change their point though

[@bella8993]

@@dr-wurm i thinks it’s much simpler aka make babies=breeder

[@therealfirelord3359]

@@SGXDA there's a difference because when you call a cishet person of any gender a breeder, it's not about their genitals or organs on an individual level. It's making fun of cishet people who are anti-LGBT "because LGBT people can't and/or shouldn't have kids," which is somehow an important or moral stance to them. But since you're calling the collective group of all cishet people breeders, implying that all they can or want to do is breed together, it's more about making fun of the norm of being cishet in order to have babies. Calling a trans man a breeder is the same as calling a cis het woman a breeder because of genitalia and organs, which is punching down AND reducing trans men to body parts they may not even have, which makes it transphobic.

[@flumenstellarum]

@@therealfirelord3359 exactly my thought process. A breeder isn’t a person who simply has kids. A breeder is a person who put so much emphasis on having biological kids that they put down everyone else who doesn’t breed. They act like the whole purpose in life is to pass on your genes and oppress those who don’t want to.

[@kaiyodei]

I thought it was a not child-free thing

[@marsabella]

I really liked how your hair looked before, but now? Man, you look AWESOME!

[@Aarnyx]

ikr!

[@victorp.garcia1254]

In Spain we have this concept: "vergüenza ajena". When you feel SO embarrassed you wanna die, because of other people actions.

[@Atalinay]

Like secondhand embarrassment in English

[@micah_welch_]

Ayo, im seeing you at slam dunk festival this sunday and its gonna be frickin' sick Edit: man like Noah actually frickin replied!? Im literally freaking out rn and i totally did not send pictures of his reply to people to flex on them!

[@NOAHFINNCE]

HELL YEAHHHHH

[@ayl9261]

I can’t imagine anyone watching him unironically, that’s, no, not possible no

[@Donsole_bebs0000]

ugh i wish i could come to one of your shows. but i’m in canada and can’t leave :( anyways love from canada

[@hailey_mairee]

You've helped me come out to my mom and you've made me a bit more prouder of myself, and you've helped when I was at my lowest. Thank you.

[@piercethecoffee]

“it’s cool, it’s swag” it is a swaggy song, Noah. And I love that for you!

[@charlie-oe6fc]

can’t wait for friday the september of tenth !! 😍

[@connorbisson5534]

Straights getting self aware is scarier than anything 😰

[@twiggledowntown3564]

Your profile is so relaxing to look at!

[@neonblkhole]

but like how tho

[@kurtboy6126]

Kickin trash Is actually so good Noah's music just keeps getting better

[@junkiii516]

ive been binge watching your videos for the past few days and let me just say you're like the coolest person ever, you made my weekend worth it honestly. and i'll def be pre-saving the ep i really enjoy your music

[@alannabontatibus6440]

everytime Noah makes a video about people like this he is on the verge of tears

[@LGBTR3naissance]

Looking wonderful as ever Noah! As someone who does not use Tik Tok, I love how you examine ones such as this. Seems to me like the dude is literally just indulging in his narcissism. Reading between the lines or behind what's shown on camera can have multilayered meanings definitely.

[@cowboylikeana]

pre saving the ep made me get all As :))) also it’s right before my bday so thank u for the gift 😌😌

[@therealfirelord3359]

Noah: You know how boxers punch like this? How do you feel? How do you feel when I do that? AD: "I feel empowered, I feel like..."

[@nicegenderbro8814]

...shit

[@therealfirelord3359]

@@nicegenderbro8814 the ads are becoming too powerful

[@averysanders8865]

I'm so glad you posted!! I started watching you a couple of weeks ago and I've already watched all your videos and I've been eagerly waiting for a new one!

[@tea8717]

Cant wait to fix my sleep schedule to make sure I’m awake to listen to the EP 😫

[@candyalchemist]

I'm in the US of arse so I can't go to your shows but I love your music so much ❤️ found your content a couple years ago and you've grown so much and gotten so far!!!

[@calijohnson2422]

This video made me audibly laugh, which is fantastic because I haven't done that in months. I don't know what it is about his videos, but they make me so happy and make it easy for me to forget about my problems. I'm glad to be a part of this community, thank you so much for creating content, even if it's silly videos like this 😃

[@TheJungleHaven]

I related to this so much I sat in an absolute pit of despair watching this pretty man child and felt your confusion so whole heartedly. Thanks Noah for making me feel not so alone in this WTF. Still not sure what I make of this though 😂 P.s. EP pre saved 💚

[@kneebandages]

your hair looks so good!!

[@DearestSam-y9l]

Congrats with your achievements I wish I could see you but I am not from the UK but congrats you deserve all the people too get your tour ticket your music is amazing 🤩

[@PGOuma]

If this dude is joking, he just reinforced to me my neurodivergence 💀💀💀 these jokes flew over my head

[@neonblkhole]

I think it's satire lol

[@TinaMey]

Bought the EP on iTunes already, can’t wait for the two new songs ❤️

[@robin_kaito]

Omg Noah I love your hair!

[@kailer9839]

Can't wait for September of 10th- Also I wanna go to that concert but I live in an entirely different continent so I can't, but I'll say I'm proud of how far you've come and I'm proid 🤠

[@englishmuffin9058]

Anyone else never skip the life updates mostly because you love the sound of his voice❤️? Just me? 👌 okay❤️❤️❤️

[@LokiTheWeirdo]

Can't wait to save up enough money for your merch! To bad I can go to your show tho >w< oh well, I'm happy just getting to watch your videos ^〰️^

[@averysanders8865]

Good luck with your show tomorrow!! I'm so happy for you, with how far you have come and how far you will proceed to go! If younger Noah could see you now, I bet you'd have never believed it! Keep it up man! I'm sure your concert will be great!

[@argosmusiic1366]

Kickin trash is very swag Noah, yes 🙌

[@furys_supersecretboyband]

Kickin' Trash absolutely banged. Brings me back to my childhood and that kinda music

[@karsonmckenna5537]

love the new hair

[@fugostrawberries]

OH MY GOD NOAHFINNCE EP

[@rikkiriot5759]

Noah: Jamp, how long is this video? Jamp: 🖱💁‍♂️📈

[@p0tat0s0up]

noah’s hair is floof

[@big_sea]

yes

[@anonymousarmadillo9800]

indeed it is

[@djheannam7764]

Si!

[@z0mbitt]

I just got in trouble for using the boys bathroom as an FTM trans guy. Apparently I'm a girl 🧐🤔 who knew? I sure didn't. /s

[@sofiah.5820]

I could never. I'm in middle school and everyone thinks I'm a girl and I would never dare to go into the boys bathroom. I "look like a girl" so apparently I'm a girl now

[@Skyisgoingbacktopluto]

@@sofiah.5820 I treat the bathroom like an acting gig. Playing a character. You could try it and see if it works. If it doesn't that's cool and I wish I could help but this is what I do.

[@sofiah.5820]

@@Skyisgoingbacktopluto thank you

[@pippaberry9381]

"I feel like they dont, there's a bug" -Noah 2022

[@user-hs9hg3pe6i]

UR MY FAVOURITE KZbinR OMH

[@berkley1714]

HI OMG I LOVE YOU NOAH YOUR MUSIC IS AMAZING!!

[@spagetd1526]

as a bisexual woman i would like to inform you that there’s a strong lesbian thirst trap side of tiktok that i’m not mad about

[@hjitsshaggy3116]

Liking the haircut dude

[@ireneruscelli6496]

Transwomen on HRT may experience symptoms similar to PMS or PMDD as a side effect of the treatment, due to hormonal imbalance. Evidence may be still only anecdotal because it hasn't yet been researched but I can assure you that it is my case. Of course we don't have bleedings because we don't have the uterine tissue but personally I can account for the following: sore breasts, headaches, gastrointentistinal symptoms, changes of appetite and sleep patterns, bloating, tiredness, anxiety and sudden mood changes. Having been socialised as a guy for most of my life and being honestly unaware that this would happen, because nobody talks about it, I was not ready to experience this. I can confirm that it's not great and I bet that AFAB people have it even worse.

[@NOAHFINNCE]

i used to pass out from the pain haha

[@ireneruscelli6496]

@@NOAHFINNCE yeah, I'm not there luckily. Mad respect to every AFAB person who went through that.

[@InsertMyChineseUsername]

My brother's group of straight boy friends are so accepting and I wanna cry even tho i haven't come out yet cuz they r so cool

[@jax_firestorm9689]

“Head along to slam dunk where I’ll be playing” *cries in American*

[@taylormomsenssidehoe]

_cries in dutch_

[@marikethan6411]

Kickin trash is cool n swag indeed

[@skylarparker9816]

Why is the first think I noticed when I clicked on the video is that he got a haircut and he didn't even say he got a haircut until later and I was like did you get a haircut I watch him so much I just noticed right away

[@ananyathosar7984]

Yay I'm proud of you Noah! Ik you've been working hard but don't overwork yeah?

[@picturesqueobject3035]

Nobody talks about the plushies in the back- They are so cute 🥺

[@rachelhogan7726]

EP is pre-saved!!! Haircut looks great!!

[@audreyd8232]

i have the date to the ep saved on my calendar cos I AM SO EXCITED (🐀)

[@neelvsky]

i felt so recognized when he said "hello underachievers"

[@skampithecat]

3:29 noah he’s not taking the piss, he’s taking a piss.

[@GoogleAccount-mq8rl]

it’s okay noah finnce. i feel exactly the same way about this. i get it.

[@raqzlatkova7080]

No because your hair is so pog

[@greggiovanni1825]

Your shows are sold out, but You haven't!

[@Markpizza1]

I've never been so early! I'm excited to see the video!

[@jaidendrawz2751]

The end made me laugh ngl personally it looked both semi wholesome and hilarious

[@drawingnb]

I read it "noah kickin finnce trash" XD

[@djheannam7764]

Noah’s videos are the best

[@ProFriend]

Noah, you're likely overthinking this. Could be he's just coming up with what he thinks will be funny situations to get laughs. That's probably why it's confusing you so much! You pretty much answered your own question at the end.

[@lancelotandmerlin]

exactly

[@willow8826]

im loving the haircut

[@eviearch]

He was just in a silly goofy mood

[@WolfQveen]

I wish I could come to your show but I'm in Australia but I hope anyone who goes has a great time!

[@mylo1853]

anyone else thought this was an old video for a sec-

[@unclebob1029]

I love the new hair noah! I can't watch the video rn but I will as soon as I'm by myself

[@annique9186]

I will choose to believe he's a troll because if you look at those clips through a lense of irony, they're peak comedy

[@lucy.isntcool]

I love the fugglers in the backround

[@botaccount6929]

"Nobody spits something out when they think something is funny." A week ago I was drinking monster on my way to school (because I only got 4 hours of sleep) and my bro told me a joke. I actually spat out so much while still wearing a mask. Needless to say I am now traumatised.

[@windninjasol]

Oh no but when my friends time a joke badly I have been known to unironically regurgitate my liquid drink.

[@DennisTjhie]

Lol Noah should start a class at a University that is purely about analyzing the straight on TikTok.

[@Vinnie._.the._.pooh-7]

Y'all remember when the only music he really sang was covers? I am so glad to be an underachiever we are getting more music y'all!!!!!!

[@x-cipher-x]

Kicking trash is amazing, I canttt 😭✋

[@emma-sf4hb]

the haircut reminds me of when i watched for the first time your top surgery video

[@xxarrowzzxx4866]

Hi Noah, I don't know if you will see this but I have recently come out to my family as trans (ftm) and your video's helped me a lot to understand myself and I just wanted to thank you (pronouns he/they btw) Thanks for being awesome

[@lenilodge694]

You rly are a comedic genius

[@miam4869]

He looks like him younger with that hair dkfjkskciskfifi 🥺

[@happinesspridejoy7394]

After watching this video last night, I had a dream Noah Finnce caught me at work hiding my packer and when I tried explaining myself I stopped, realizing I didn’t need to and then he hugged me and we hung out 🥲

[@lilthumbs]

OUR BOY GOT A HAIRCUT HE LOOKS SO GOODDDD

[@nothingness9502]

I was just watching Jameydodger-

[@hannahpigeon3071]

AAAAAAAAAH IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE EP

[@casmadison9092]

I did an actual spit-take of iced chai tea all over my new friends. Now our group chat is ‘chai squad’.