The Strange Disappearance of D.B. Cooper

[@jacobclements3652]

My favourite theory is that he lost all the money as he fell and just was like “ah well” and went back to his 9-5 on monday

[@k80_]

i like theory that he’s still falling

[@asserakram1725]

@@k80_ thats one slow parachute

[@munchycrunchybread]

@@asserakram1725 ye but it reduces fall damage and gives a pretty good stealth buff

[@loksopi6869]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2qyqn2XictrhJo

[@j0rd4ns]

my favourite theory is that shane is literally his son

[@gddiggy3828]

"I'm Dan Cooper by the way" -like 10 different people on their deathbeds

[@evepayler1461]

Just to annoy people I’m gonna make sure I say that on my deathbed. They won’t believe probably because I’m scared of heights, I don’t drink anymore and I’m 14 years of age

[@umair_qazmi]

@@evepayler1461 cool . i m gay now .

[@angelkingsley5299]

This made me laugh

[@livvfaye22]

theres something you should know…. but i cant tell you. *dies*

[@kaksidaksi3455]

im gonna say this but im i was never alive when that happend and live in finland

[@poop4912]

“took off his JCPenny tie” THEY DIDNT HAVE TO DO HIM LIKE THAT LMFAOOOO

[@seanpatrick5256]

🤣🤣🤣👔

[@brianhardin2008]

That was not even funny.

[@poop4912]

Brian Hardin 300+ more people thought it was funny

[@crowleycrowleycrowley]

mel k Got ‘em

[@Slightly.artistic]

I still cant get over the “clink”

[@prestontsang1003]

The creepiest thing is that Shane does have a striking resemblance to D.B Cooper.

[@prestontsang1003]

i know right

[@nasseriqbal9795]

Cooper is bishkik a

[@Rustyfork_25]

@@prestontsang1003 only person he agrees with is himself

[@londaroni]

@@Rustyfork_25 LMAO

[@T.3.A.G.S]

@@Rustyfork_25 😭

[@chopperman2122]

I love how D.B Cooper's reputation just went downhill in this episode. He started of as this cool mysterious guy, and ended with him being some idiot wearing loafers who probably cried like a baby when he was parachuting. Nice.

[@alexandraalbarran343]

Accurate description on how people thjnk i am vs. how i actually am 😂

[@emilyyp]

SPRING BREEEAAAK!

[@davinnguyen9792]

Alexandra Albarran thjink?

[@DavidGoldZodiac]

he did cry and he wet his pants before he jumped

[@Nikola-ud7di]

Chopperman Ayeee im the777 liker

[@dbcooper4763]

You'll never catch me

[@trillahh]

BRUH

[@sarah-is3dy]

Well said

[@lolno5706]

Out of curiosity can i turn you in get that 25gs 🤣

[@davidchalmers2504]

YEah, because you've been impaled by a pine tree........DAN!

[@blepz8606]

He's back homies

[@leechee2495]

"i have a secret to tell you. _i'm dan cooper_ ." **chokes**

[@impulsive895]

Yo haven’t seen you since college

[@ligmaballs2022]

space møchi i know right, who says that?? 😂

[@lunex9100]

space møchi.“I’m the phantom of the sky......” Flatlines

[@tayloranderson7547]

i have a secret to tell you. I'm Dan Cooper. * Chokes*

[@YouveBeenMegged]

*Whispers in low, croaking voice* “It’s me, Dan... *dies* “

[@ShowMeFB]

Last year I worked at my local Spirit Halloween in October for some extra money and because I love halloween. While I was there I worked with this older man who was very nice and helpful. I hadn't talked to him much when I worked there but the day of Halloween we started chatting there and I told him I was going into the Air Force after my semester of community college was done and turns out he was former Air Force himself. He was telling me some crazy stories until he finally got onto D.B. Cooper. He said that one day he was in the office at his base. I forget where he was stationed but I assume it was somewhere Northwest where the incident happened. He said the phone rings and he picks it up. Immediately, the person on the other end says to put his supervisor on the phone. So, the man I knew calls for his supervisor and he takes the phone. The call lasts for a couple of minutes and his boss hangs up. He tells me he asked what "all that" was about and turns out it was the FBI who was ordering them to get the parachutes that D.B. Cooper was negotiating for. Pretty crazy.

[@rgkong8783]

This comment should have more likes!

[@brendatomlinson]

Pretty crazy indeed! I wonder why Dan accepted the 2 chutes when he asked for 4? Then again, how do you jump wearing 4 chutes?? This case fascinates me!

[@brendatomlinson]

@@rgkong8783sure should!

[@loscaballerostemplarios13]

@@brendatomlinsonhe asked for 4 parachutes so the cops would think he was taking hostages, this way they wouldn’t sabotage the parachutes which would result in his death

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

This comment did not go the way I expected it to but still crazy!

[@susieboo22]

There's something deeply funny to me about the idea of a thief and hijacker ONLY doing these things when his school's on break. "I can excuse air piracy, but I draw the line at missing a lecture!"

[@the1entirecircus938]

You can excuse air piracy?

[@jessicacreed7773]

To be fair if you were to become a suspect it'd def be noticed if you missed school on the day of the crime esp if you had a good attendance record

[@turquoisesnowflake4613]

gotta keep that GPA up man

[@AutomaticDuck300]

@@turquoisesnowflake4613 "I thought GPA stands for Guy Parachuting out of an Airplane."

[@notg_c2639]

Professionals have standards

[@tatefranklin4761]

My personal theory: That bit with Shane in the glasses looks far too close to the picture for it to be a coincidence. We've never learned what Shane's grandfather was like, and the timeline matches up quite well. In short order, D.B. Cooper is Shane Madej's grandfather.

[@markisded6494]

Woahhhhhhh

[@ziggystatdust6008]

I read this with Ryan's voice

[@boot965]

Doesn’t fit in. Shane is, after all, a demon

[@tatefranklin4761]

@@boot965 Maybe D.B. Cooper died in his jump and went to hell, where he became a demon, and eventually spawned Shane

[@erisjola5857]

@@tatefranklin4761 that’s exactly what I was thinking!!!!!

[@The73MPL4R]

I love how the further they get into the story, the less badass and more incompetent Cooper sounds

[@southbeachmiamiart895]

No one reported a missing person of that time who fit his description. He spent the marked bills by using a green Bic pen, changing the numbers with a 3 into an 8 a 1 into a 7 and a 5 into a 6. He spent the money he recovered.

[@Dxmi.A]

@@southbeachmiamiart895 pause

[@ahmadmalik06]

@@southbeachmiamiart895 How yk so much!?

[@DPK1255]

@@southbeachmiamiart895 I've never heard any evidence of the money being spent. Got a source on that?

[@frankcastle1862]

@@southbeachmiamiart895 yes when I take money I am blindfolded

[@strawberry1557]

I laughed so hard when Keith told his brother “there is something you should know.. but I can not tell you”

[@abyrobbens6272]

An important fact they left out. The flight attendant thought the note was his number and being uninterested, she just put it in her pocket

[@BLAV0]

they went over it

[@maximuffin6395]

"Hey ugly, I got a bomb!"

[@DeathnoteBB]

Prod Blavo No they just said she put it in her pocket, never mentioned why (unless they bring it up again later and I’m a fool)

[@abyrobbens6272]

@@DeathnoteBB they mention putting it in the pocket, but they didnt eather reason, which was hilarious

[@ChloeE623]

Yo we didn’t catch this dude just because some lady didn’t belong to the streets...damn. I guess being a ho can save lives.

[@ness4789]

everybody be "where's D. B. Cooper" but never "how's D. B. Cooper"

[@minutedetails7696]

That’s a deep thought

[@_veronica_r]

Oof

[@ozamatazbuckshank7467]

Why D. B. Cooper

[@Lemur1610]

@@ozamatazbuckshank7467 Who DB Cooper

[@leahsimpson9759]

I love ur profile pic😂😂❤️

[@oscaradams2140]

Imagine being DB Cooper and watching two guys just reenacting your greatest tale

[@n1nete9n28]

Aight you caught me

[@MourningStar67]

He would be in his 80’s soooooooo

[@MourningStar67]

@joshhh Ma ng highly possible is not the way to put it, but it is possible he’s still alive, it’s just fairly low he would be.

[@calebdonahue-lobato6932]

Hello!

[@calebdonahue-lobato6932]

@@n1nete9n28 your not DB Cooper i am!

[@everythingonit_514]

Revisiting this vid after the whole Watcher situation going on…..definitely miss this era 🥲

[@Victoria-qb6cc]

Best era of KZbin. I used to be a huge fan of this show. I miss the videos, the boys, the community.

[@marissa7125]

Same. I use these to fall asleep but it makes me kinda sad ever since the whole watcher situation

[@karolinawww6834]

Same here. It's one of my favorites

[@alvarorubenvera5915]

​@@marissa7125 Watcher? What Watcher? Can I get some context, please? 🫨

[@Cookiplayz]

@@marissa7125I thought I was the only one , these help with sleep

[@zeldanunc]

is no one gonna talk abt how shane literally looks almost identical to the face sketch when he put the glasses on-

[@samuelonthatop1125]

swear😂

[@sarahmullinix4182]

omg i literally jjust said the same thing i think DB cooper had a baby and the baby was shanes father ????? I want to know his family tree now:/

[@who_is_arnob]

Yuppp!!!

[@honkjaden9596]

yup! except his nose is a lil too big to be Cooper

[@TheAnonymous-d4l]

@@honkjaden9596 hahaha exactly

[@mojor8pojor8]

Haha i bet the stewardess thought DB Cooper was hitting on her 😂 when he handed her the note.

[@africaisacontinent2149]

😂😂😂

[@KreepyKat911]

Tbh. She was probably on her way to trash what she thought was another phone number as soon as she finished up

[@veespa_]

I believe I’ve read an account from her that said she did indeed believe he was hitting on her.

[@plasticcy1354]

that's actually a plot point on Leverage

[@lonely-cz2zx]

mojor8pojor8 omg yeah 😂

[@stephaniesantos78]

imagine your husband has a knee a knee ailment and when you ask him how he messes his knee up he's just like "oh i jumped out of a plane once" and you just shrug it off like "hm guess he used to sky dive lol"

[@dungeonquestboi32]

@Whimtage she probably did, seeing as how calm cooper was, he probably just said he skydived, and she belived him

[@somewhataddicted7685]

If my husband said he messed up his knee jumping off a plane I wouldn't immediately assume he was a criminal or something

[@donbrashsux]

Yeah But he put the sewn up chute on ..jumped out in the dark ,freezing night..what a Dork

[@bhargavipba]

He was just the phantom of the sky 😂😂😂

[@donbrashsux]

bhargavi pba ...but landed very heavily lol

[@slimey5900]

the “unidentified object” that the McCoy family identified might have been the clip-on tie.

[@gaynorpatterson2915]

Maybe or his sunglasses 🕶️

[@ailish3012]

I love how they're being so damn specific about the paper bag

[@RobinLundqvist]

elly elizaa x the paper bag is the most important part of the case lol

[@ysldraco6641]

Robin Lundqvist sadly it actualy is bc it had the money if he just did that without the money that would be important

[@robertmoyse]

What was in the paper bag? I haven't seen anything about the bag on any other site about this case.

[@izzytzzy]

Robert Moyse the money. He had a paper bag at the beginning, and that's what he put the money in (I guess)

[@dannapasos4724]

It's the FBI so anything counts as evidence.

[@FuzzyChain]

"Hey dad! I found 200,000$ in this weird bag!!" "Wow son! You found 100,000$??" "That's right dad I found 20,000$" "Wow, I wonder what we're going to do with this 5,800$"

[@jothehen5067]

Lol

[@academyjason]

@@yayayay959 dunno if someone who made a comment 2 months ago will reply to you about them making a mistake

[@dyllon5133]

@@yayayay959 in some places they put it after,

[@yayayay959]

Thijmen ✨🧚🏼‍♀️🤠🥺👑🤪🤡

[@yayayay959]

HipShoBob 🤡🤡🤡

[@kaitlynsmith8989]

I love how they're doing this weekly now instead of monthly fricking love buzzfeed unsolved

[@izzywicks986]

Kaitlyn Smith same it's the best 💖

[@KhawOfficial]

Kaitlyn Smith yes, it's good for now but it will start to get stale after many weeks

[@camilabriceno6294]

yesss thanks god someone said it

[@katie-eb2zg]

Kaitlyn Smith isnt this the season finale lmao

[@chubbytink6414]

Kaitlyn Smith I KNOW!

[@Kreyations]

“I’m D B cooper. I’m a mystery man. Give me a bourbon” will never not be funny

[@V00doo1Xim]

why you talking toilet?

[@aleshasinclair1292]

Imagine how pissed off the real DB cooper is that marvel is taking credit for his crime with Loki being him instead

[@lukastace3154]

THE ENTIRE DAMN COMMENT SECTION IS "iT wAs LoKi AlL aLoNg"

[@LucaLukaszPascua]

@@lukastace3154 It was Loki All Along (Agatha music) :D

[@adelinablaise745]

no silly db cooper got a job at marvel and it was his idea, duh

[@Preacher93]

I would sue

[@Ziadgamer3218]

Yeah 😂

[@notso8605]

Cooper: *hands note* Steward: He's hitting on me Cooper: Nah i ain't, Give me your cash

[@ladylover1134]

@Umar Al-Quaid yeah, all 395 people who liked his comment bruh

[@ashleyperceval918]

@Umar Al-Quaid 467 now

[@brayden3041]

Umar Al-Quaid That’s pretty bad ass

[@dancingpanda2075]

Damn we at 635

[@user-zo3wy4we3t]

Steward: sad no hit on

[@rectanglewithacne7675]

9:49 WHY DID THEY STYLIZE "HORSESHIT" IN SUCH A CREEPY INTIMIDATING FONT I CAN'T GET OVER THIS

[@rz4768]

*suspenseful music* HORSESHIT

[@nijohn12]

THIS PART ALWAYS SCARES ME!

[@davudlastname2545]

So creepy yet funny

[@JohnMartin-yr6vr]

Lol. Same.

[@warmtaint6943]

Fuck i keep rewatching it I can’t stop laughing at the dramatic drop of it from scary to horseshit😭😂

[@DizzyDaDon]

7:03 “the charge against Cooper was originally air piracy” then proceeds to put an eyepatch on to the shadowy figure idk why but hilarious 😭

[@yourfriend8052]

Shane and Coop look scarily similar, coincidence? I think not. Looks like Shane needs to look at his relatives.

[@princessjan3259]

I was just going to say the same thing oml

[@MichaelJohnson-gs6qk]

Me too he looks similar to him no cap!

[@TheLastGuardian30]

Plot twist: Shane is a time traveler and has secretly been paying randos to pretend they are him, for the past 30 years

[@argon1810]

I was about to say same thing

[@alvaroissuperman2212]

YES SIR!!!!

[@omeirkhan8312]

To be fair, we’ve never seen Shane and D.B Cooper in the same room

[@devonderaaf9872]

And never in the same plane

[@abrahamengland3068]

When they put the sunglasses on shane it was uncanny

[@andrade4630]

And we've never seen you and D.B Cooper in the same room...

[@devonderaaf9872]

@@andrade4630 who?

[@minecraftermike1243]

My grandfather is 83, around the same age DB Cooper would be. Pictures of him in 1971 fits Coopers description. He's also rich from investments, after "striking a small fortune", in his words. I'm just saying

[@suleyman_5710]

Shane’s dad is probably dB cooper

[@katkruegerr]

dont disrespect mark madej he made the greatest thing to grace this earth

[@stickysocks6369]

@@katkruegerr you got a point. But that doesn't stop him from being a badass airplane hijacker

[@dannyg3888]

What is that profile pic brah

[@ThePerson-ch4ny]

I think thats true but your profile picture makes me want to rethink LOL

[@majdmatug4935]

1 thousandth like

[@aye_its_karate6169]

What I find hilarious is that Cooper stole $200,000, 50 years ago. I’m willing to bet that investigators have spent way more than $200,000 in investigations. That’s like spending $100 trying to find the $5 you lost😂 At some point you’d think they’d just give up and accept that it’s gone lol. If he was in his 40’s at the time of the robbery like they suggest, he’d be in his 90’s now, so he’s either a really old man now..or he passed away years ago. They need to just congratulate the man and call it quits🤷‍♂️

[@firmi_2119]

This IS 200k in 1971 dollars, so 1.5 million today. Not so crazy tbh

[@kokoska9984]

Inflation. $200,000 in 1971 is about $1,500,000 today. That is a lot of money

[@chubbzchannel]

Nice try dan...

[@nothobbesmufc949]

he also threatened to blow up a plane....

[@rahulsingbal7802]

@@chubbzchannel lol

[@yuviamaldonado6755]

D.B Cooper: SPRING BREAK D.B Cooper: proceeds to "spring" out of the plane and "break" all of his bones

[@DHworldwide185]

There was no body found.

[@michaelbledsoe9296]

Dejon Hadley Do you think they searched every inch of the Pacific Northwest?

[@DHworldwide185]

@@michaelbledsoe9296 That doesn't change the fact *They Didn't Find A Body.*

[@michaelbledsoe9296]

Dejon Hadley It leaves open the possibility that he died and they didn’t find him.

[@DHworldwide185]

@@michaelbledsoe9296 There is a lot of evidence that he did in fact lived the experience and almost none to support that he died from the jumped.

[@leahhousley880]

i don’t like that ryan is on the left and shane on the right

[@jessicacastetter1884]

Leah Housley fr. unsettling.

[@Hermitant10]

Couldn’t agree mo

[@user-mh1yv3sy3e]

sameeee!

[@greedy_boi]

Why?

[@Avery-nm1lc]

its really bugging me lol

[@jonathanpitts9444]

Shane actually looked like the sketch, I’m convinced he’s the guy

[@itser6480]

Fr I was lowkey shook😂

[@dj7oya]

As soon as the video began I thought they looked like the same. Glad they kind of made that joke.

[@nathanboss9126]

@@itser6480 We were all, *Loki* shook

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

Nose is too big.

[@moderndaymyspace]

i was searching for this comment

[@scottbaker8556]

Have y'all seen that kidnapping case where the girl studied her kidnapper, got a perfect sketch of him in her eyes, and still chose the wrong suspect? That could've happened here in my opinion. If you see a dude with a bomb you will obviously be a little frantic but I don't know if they were. If so it could be the reason.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

What was the case name?

[@militarivest]

Is it Carlina White?

[@nextgenstudios4878]

I’m pretty sure he was teleported to Asgard.

[@bambiru13]

true!!!

[@idk-dz]

Right 😂

[@subliminal333-]

Lmao I saw that too

[@clairemarcelo8]

Exactly

[@lillianparker4827]

came here to read the comments lmaooo

[@BonnieBugsy]

I've always been partial to the idea that Cooper was terminally ill, and this was a deliberate suicide mission. Worse ways to go out than playing Badass Air Pirate.

[@Neel-xb1ok]

If that's true I rate that you know

[@fishermansdiary]

Why do you suppose he would have asked for parachutes then?

[@birdzilla1857]

@@fishermansdiary to keep the mystery alive, long after he's gone this is my new fav theory

[@SoraHound]

@@fishermansdiary maybe it was a suicide mission but he was holding onto a glimmer of hope that if he was chosen to survive with the parachute, he would. Just a theory though

[@Webby104]

Or he was a prison escapist and needed money to start off a new life in a new country where nobody recognizes him. A lot like Shawshank redemption

[@d.bcooper24]

I'm still around you know

[@storyyeller9848]

That's why he made it smh

[@proxius3]

Yo what's up my dude!

[@miledytrujillo2298]

ur kinda cute tho 😏🥴

[@shortscene8477]

Granpa got KZbin account

[@jowsgab2028]

Wassup

[@erikaantonsson9327]

This is probably just the Hollywood-loving part of me, but I love the idea of Cooper being a paratrooper. There's just something about it that tickles my fancy. A paratrooper would definitely know how to jump even in the worst conditions, especially considering he'd probably have been alive during WW2. "No experienced parachutist would have jumped in these conditions" is, of course, a solid piece of evidence against this theory, but also... what normal person would ever hijack a plane?

[@phoebesookim]

DID ANYONE ELSE THINK SHANE LOOKED KINDA LIKE THE SKETCH WHEN HE PRETENDED TO PUT ON SUNGLASSES LOLLLL

[@aceldamia9114]

That was the point.

[@loveydoveywomanH20]

Acel Damia she means looks like Dan Cooper...? Ur such a joke ruiner 😂

[@starfish0607]

phoebesookim omg yess I had to pause and keep replaying that

[@masnaianstudent5343]

phoebesookim plot twist: he is actually dan cooper in disguise. kidding

[@angelat3109]

phoebesookim I was literally just thinking that right before I read your comment 😮

[@johnjonahjamesonjr.2231]

"Claiming to be his brother" I wonder who that was...

[@peter_parker62]

I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@johnjonahjamesonjr.2231]

@@peter_parker62 Ofc

[@snazziera9407]

This....needs more likes... It makes sense lol

[@murasaki-cha101]

Well hello there fellow men of culture

[@dobbythefreeelf390]

Point break obviously. Dost tho mother know you weareth her drapes

[@adelinavaloppi7534]

What if D.B stands for da Bomb

[@kimeagle8062]

Adelina Valoppi Dat Boi?

[@annamathews489]

Stop with your memes!

[@muffinlikestoshakeit8354]

anika eagle Dead meme.

[@markdietrich5127]

'da' ...is not a word.

[@brookesun8248]

Adelina Valoppi uuuummmm spelling please

[@catgirlfield]

im genuinely partial to the theory that db cooper was atleast an ex-boeing employee since during that time boeing was having insanely massive layoffs (boeing bust) and to me anyways it wouldn't be that crazy for db cooper to be an angry ex-employee getting back at boeing by hijacking one of their planes

[@loganthaslogan848]

Exactly like it’s clear as day !

[@gaynorpatterson2915]

He must have had some military training to use a military chute. Know how to parachute at night in winter like conditions. I doubt he was just a regular employee.

[@TheHorrorShack]

Judge: You got 29 years 6ix9ine: I know who D.B. Cooper is...

[@1rvintx465]

The Horror Shack 😂😂

[@ayemanna]

This actually got me 😂

[@77Jabbawockeez]

Tekashi probably has all the answers to every unsolved mysteries here on Buzzfeed

[@jeremysherrod737]

The Horror Shack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😩

[@user-vi7hx9zl1f]

Top comment

[@Cofffeeeboy]

ryan is like the guy who stays up all night doing research for the project and shane is the type of guy to do nothing for the project but tell everyone jokes to help them keep going

[@noxscoffin]

real

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Hahahaha

[@Joziahwasright]

Wait this is a really accurate description 😂

[@blakebranson8394]

Lol

[@katiecat6438]

Marvel: [references db cooper in their newest show] Everyone scrambling to the comments section of a four year old video: *its free real estate*

[@marsmurderer9868]

They don't just reference DB Cooper, they confirm in the MCU that DB Cooper was just Loki messing around

[@ultimatum6786]

Yeah 🤣

[@ultimatum6786]

@Kristopher Bailey yeah loL

[@Listening_Books12345]

@Kristopher Bailey It's kind of annoying, I won't lie. Nothing against Hiddelston or the character Loki, but I haven't even seen the show yet and I'm already sick of it.

[@ryanthoroman3293]

Not just a few likes relating to the Loki tv show.But thousands..I think Marvel has a hit.You think Kang will be in a movie?

[@kaelinreads6748]

This is 5 years later and I wish they'd do another season!! Even if it was on solved cases. Love Ryan and Shane!!!

[@Mysteriousgirl13]

Do they not do this anymore?

[@jraqn]

they arent working for buzzfeed anymore, but they have a new show similar to unsolved supernatural called ghost files coming out in september on their own channel "watcher"

[@Mysteriousgirl13]

@@jraqn thanks. Do they do stuff like this anymore? Cos I lobe the unsolved seasons.

[@kaelinreads6748]

@@jraqn Thanks! I just found out about that yesterday!

[@LegPressWhizzer]

@@Mysteriousgirl13 at the moment they are not doing true crime on their new channel. Shane says it makes him too sad

[@Neel-xb1ok]

I kinda wish DB Cooper made it out alive like a badass Everytime he walks down the street he's thinking "Nobody knows I'm a legend"

[@emiratesaviation33]

@Miss Minutes he is currently chilling with Thor on Asguard

[@octonitro]

“They don’t know im a felon”

[@liliesstarlight]

ngl I wouldn't be able to control myself from not boasting to at least one person I did some badass thing

[@bsfishing7073]

😅 Yep that’s the bad part about being a legend😅

[@MrBug-qp1zz]

Imagine if Cooper disliked this video cuz he got offended by him saying that Dan is a name for ur basic neighbor

[@crecentmoon6387]

your name is halarious

[@IECB-studios]

If he had a KZbin Account, The FBI would have already found him by now

[@sushisamurai4269]

IEATCHEESEBURGER The Aku EXTRA T H I C C meme maker not necessarily.

[@IECB-studios]

Sushi Samurai Eh, I guess

[@imtired7865]

(Wheeze)

[@adamaffer4378]

The amount of people who came back to this video after episode 1 of loki just to comment that the crime was solved is incredible

[@cicingel3473]

It's so annoying literally every comment is about that, we get it

[@bobbythompson5758]

The power of marvel worldwide

[@hollyokeane4946]

Yep - exactly why I'm here and I am not disappointed XD

[@nicolajp9037]

@@hollyokeane4946 I am disappointed xD

[@admitsdefeat6628]

This isn't even crime this was perfect prank or joke His demand was a joke To fool official Then he jumped to Nevada where his crew was to make quick escape He left tie as souvenir It was tie he never worked with plastic bad so no DNA was found This is perfect prank done to fbi With now physical evedince His looks was also flase This is prank done by guy in his 27 to 30 .. he can't be found cuz he doesn't want that .. perfect loki and this two fools is trying to find true loki by laughing at his perfect crime but I think that Loki guy is perfect chess player so this two fools attempt is .also joke

[@lpr5269]

Cooper said to her "Miss you might want to read that. I have a bomb." She said "A bomb? What is it?" He then said "It's a powerful explosive device made out of dynamite, but that's not important right now." I love those jokes from the movie Airplane.

[@unowen9668]

Airplane jokes are always appropriate.

[@redflowers-clashofclans7295]

The reason he would have said not to go above 10k meters would be so he wouldnt freeze to death while jumping so he had some idea of what he was doing

[@purplepete6576]

Yeah I feel like with all that was said it wouldn’t make sense that he jumped to his death

[@redflowers-clashofclans7295]

@@purplepete6576 precisely why would he steal money and then go on and die? Wouldnt be a very effective way of robbing someone surely he had some level of understsnding otherwise he wouldnt rob in this way

[@Lunaskyuwu]

More lack of oxygen that would be the biggest worry

[@paveantelic7876]

what if he was actually very experienced and purposely jumped in the worst possible weather so it would be hard to find him?

[@HannahOllis22]

It was 10,000 feet not 10,000 meters. Most skydives are around 13,000 feet so he definitely would not have frozen to death above 10,000 feet. Raises the question, “why did he pick 10,000 feet?”

[@thegamerzoid24jackmillngto79]

Can just imagine now D.B sitting on a chair watching KZbin see this he like he hehe am good

[@clayton9838]

He's dead.

[@thegamerzoid24jackmillngto79]

@@clayton9838 no shit was making an example if he was alive

[@pexfmezccle]

clayton how the fuck would you know?

[@pexfmezccle]

Drinking a bourbon

[@vainest1177]

Image him sitting in a rocking chair in front of his grand children telling his story Then sees this and then tells him self “ya did good D.B ya did good”

[@DECAYED-]

When I’m about to die I’m gonna whisper to my wife I’m THE D.B Cooper

[@spider6482]

"I have a secret, but I cannot tell you".

[@lilygriffycappy8249]

“I’m D.B Cooper” *dies*

[@conqururfear]

lol

[@penelopehart9107]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tayloranderson7547]

When I'm about to die I'm gonna whisper to my wife I'm The D.B. Cooper

[@brianalambert1192]

I came across a documentary (there are hundreds of them), where they were looking at the package that was discovered on the riverbank 9 years after the hijacking. What they found was that the rubberbands that were holding the pack together, those bands dissolve in water or mud within 3-5 years (can't remember the exact amount). But they were still intact 9 years after. So that indicates that the package was not sitting in the river of the mud for that time frame. So either someone placed it there later on, or possibly the package was sitting in a tree branch for a few years and then got dislodged and fell in the river/mud

[@skyeoleary1935]

Fun fact: body guards and doormen wear clip on ties as their uniform to prevent people pulling on them mid-tussle and potentially choking them/injuring their necks. Could make it not as ridiculous lol

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

I thought of that! Like, if they tried to pull it it would probably just come off instead of doing damage to the person wearing it

[@k80_]

we had student id lanyards with a clip in the back in high school for this same reason

[@jellybeanboy]

It would be funny to have someone try and choke you with your tie only to have it clip off in their hand

[@Guiltyconscience83]

The image of db Cooper yelling"spring break!" As he jumps from the plane is something I can't get out of my head

[@mookpannita8264]

While wearing loafers

[@Kinobambino]

Lol thats too funny. "CANT WAIT TILL I TELL THE BOIIIIIS"

[@jiniabanerjee1231]

"THE GREATEST WAY TO FOOL SOMEONE IS TO ACT LIKE A FOOL YOURSELF " - Shane, 2017 Hmmmmm I'll keep that in mind.

[@lxdykxt7769]

except it's not Shane

[@loniepaglicawan9525]

Who shane anyway?

[@heethan2274]

Cancer gamingph Shane is the guy with the big head, the guy with the white shirt.

[@loniepaglicawan9525]

@@heethan2274 doesnt ring any bell

[@JohnSmith47534]

Oh Shane you fool! Wait a min...

[@levievans5923]

Isn't one of the flight attendants who sat with Cooper stil alive? Im sure she is, or both, be interesting to see if they recognise him from the photos, or not

[@prometheustv6558]

Of course they’re alive they were like 22 when that happened

[@lea-xr9xf]

It's not Buzzfeed Unsolved if it doesn't include any wheezing.

[@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193]

ella k lmao underrated comment

[@LinusDonahoe]

ella k the likes are almost 420

[@laurendavidson9967]

ella k ikr lol 😂😂

[@AnudeepDONDONDONRlol]

(*wheeze*)

[@jaminbaltazar2104]

ella k 16:37

[@Tinkers484]

Maybe it was all an elaborate suicide... He just wanted to mess with people and play the super villain on his way out

[@taylorh1872]

Yeah that would be an interesting way to go. (Though they didn't find the body.)

[@mitchellreed562]

Masquerade yeah but what if he blew himself up in midair with the bomb? And the wind and rain just scattered his itty bitty pieces everywhere?

[@natasha6938]

Mitchell Reed they would find a lot of remains that rained down onto the ground then wouldn't they

[@jbloverg103]

+Mitchell Reed I feel like they would have the explosion, but that is an interesting theory

[@taylorh1872]

+Mitchell Reed well a lot of people already replied and I will probably just sound like a repeat but I see a lot of flaws with this theory. 1. People would have heard the explosion and then that would lead to the police knowing what happened. 2. Unless it is a very strong bomb (and I mean VERY) there will be some sort of remains scattered and in the search for his body they would find a piece or all of those remains. (The dogs would smell it due to decay and the burning smell.) So again it is unlikely. Now if he did have a very strong bomb that blew up the remains the sound would probably almost be deafing and a lot of people would hear it. That and depending on what hight he was at when he blew up, he would possibly take the plane with him when he blew up. So that theory is most likely incorrect.

[@helena_lang]

“There’s something you should know... but I cannot tell you.” why not though? you’re literally dying, they can’t put you in jail if you’re dead.

[@kikialeaki1850]

Bet

[@beetlebub4460]

Knowing the American prison system I bet they can

[@Coldness.1308]

Probably wanted to leave everyone confused

[@Kinobambino]

I know right!? Who dies with a secret lol.

[@samanthatsuki4086]

Perhaps there was an accomplice alive that he'd have been betraying by revealing himself as the Phantom of the Sky.

[@PickleFrog11]

0:21 wait this is funny I'm watching this on the day before thanksgiving

[@moss_quartz]

WHEN HE SAID HORSESHIT AND IT JUST APPEARED ACROSS THE SCREEN I FUCKING DIED

[@lifewithjenna543]

Ava Kasianchuk true lmao

[@ava-du4bx]

Ava Kasianchuk HOLY SHIT WE HAVE THE SAME NAME AND WE BOTH LOVE TØP IVE NEVER MET ANOTHER AVA

[@gracielee5894]

Ava Kasianchuk same

[@juangoytia8359]

Poppie x like your name

[@ameliao8295]

Ava Kasianchuk jishwa

[@seanboyle2162]

Whatever happened the fact is this guy stole 200k and the FBI spent millions failing to catch him

[@Noadvantage246]

Lol

[@chriscross2268]

Or they gave him dud parachutes, recovered the money, and covered up the fact they let someone jump to their death on purpose.

[@Noadvantage246]

@@chriscross2268 Exactly, I think this is most likely. #1 rule of skydiving is *ALWAYS* pack your own chute. You're not even so supposed to let your buddies do it let alone ppl your stealing from. Not to mention he jumped in rain, high winds, when it was dark out, there was heavy cloud cover, and had a chute that couldn't be steered (assuming his chute wasn't a total dud). The world's best skydivers might not survive a jump like that, let alone a amateur that clearly had no idea what he was doing.

[@Noadvantage246]

@@shiwomino5775 Or they couldn't find him because the dud chute they gave him didn't open at all, he jumped in the middle of the night over a very heavily wooded area and back then plane instruments were less than precise. It's really not surprising they couldn't find a body even if the chute opened w/o it opening the chances are near zero.

[@garethdaniel310]

Will Reese pretty sure they would of gave him a working chute lol also if they did give him a dud chute the crew could would of tried to estimate were he would of landed

[@Penguinloverz37]

This show could be a dark mystery channel if it wasn’t for Shane who single handedly makes it a comedy

[@AA-yc9dq]

I need it because these are creepy af

[@jc._.goated9573]

@@AA-yc9dq true

[@Muzical-Man]

@@AA-yc9dq I agree. When I’m watching or doing something creepy, I like to crack jokes to keep my spirits up so I don’t go insane

[@Muzical-Man]

Comedy always lifts up everybody’s spirit in a dark situation

[@marathimanus1147]

And that's why I don't enjoy these videos as much. The jokes take me out of the mystery that I am hooked on or beginning to get fascinated with.

[@humnakhalid8867]

Cooper: hands note Stewardess: He`s hitting on me cooper: Miss maam i have a bomb

[@niteshmeena1388]

one of the important pieces of evidence you missed, the cash that was recovered nearby tina bar had rubber attached on it. That was the same as the rubber band that was originally given by the bank. Research showed that an open environment for such rubber band will destroy them in a year but those rubber bands were in good condition suggesting that the money was buried intentionally

[@INDLIS]

The only way he could’ve done that, he would’ve had to still have all of the money with him when he landed and then possibly drove to Washington state at a much later time to dispose of the cash.

[@calewitmer5001]

INDLIS I wonder if Richard Floyd McCoy was on the plane when the first robbery happened since it said both were during BYU break and maybe he got inspiration from it and decided to imitate it

[@INDLIS]

Cale Witmer McCoy was actually in Las Vegas when DB Cooper struck. The day after the hi jacking, a phone call was made from the Tropicana Hotel to McCoy’s residence at 10:41pm. Then at 🕚 pm he purchased gas ⛽️ at the Power Thrust service station near the airport and the signature on the gas receipt 🧾 was indeed signed by McCoy

[@adamwalsh3672]

INDLIS source?

[@INDLIS]

Adam Walsh it was during the meeting with Bernie Rhodes. McCoy wasn’t being honest about where he was the day Cooper struck

[@Myshkal]

Now would anyone like to tell me why the exact measurements of the paper bag were important?

[@goats_6263]

@@txgxg yeah but.. this is meant to be a sort of quick summary so dwelling on those details seemed unnecessary

[@LoreCatan]

@@goats_6263 this is _not_ meant to be a quick summary, this is meant to present the case as accurately as possible, and to have a conversation about it. You need details to converse about a subject properly.

[@momoandmiz]

Detectives can see where bags of that size are sold, to see if it narrows down their area of focus

[@lucyhamrick6566]

This one time... I went to sonic and ordered a foot long coney. A guy brings out a bag measuring 6" wide, 4" deep, and 8" tall. He read my order off, I knew before he read it off that what he had on his tray was not my order because of the dimensions of the bag. I told him, "Yes that's what I ordered but that's not what was in the bag." He was SO confused, I actually had to explain to him that a footlong coney simply couldn't fit in a bag that was only 6 inches wide. He was still confused... took about 10 more minutes to get my lunch. It was worth it for the experience of witnessing how stupid someone could be. And that is why the measurements of a bag can be important. 😂

[@jillianc7485]

hello everyone who are binging old unsolved videos 👋👋👋

[@corinnebowers4293]

Unsolved is the only reason why I still stick with Buzzfeed. Please don't go Red.

[@jeshan0659]

Corinne Bowers what's with buzzfeed red??

[@Prairiewench]

Corinne Bowers I'd get red for this one series

[@TesaHowlader]

Julia Pragit Wow 😳 if it wasn't for BuzzFeed Red then there wouldn't be any BuzzFeed Blue.

[@Grace2025]

Julia Pragit she meant KZbin Red, the one you would have to pay

[@hannierzlol]

Corinne Bowers i was just thinking this!

[@downyourtube]

When the plane landed he mixed in with the crowd dressing like them. Whether as part of the inspection crew that came aboard or law enforcement. He knew more about that plane then the pilots (confirmed when he told them to fly lower than they knew they could). He left the tie, so they'd think he jumped and didn't want it flapping in his face. He told her to go up front and shut the door, so she didn't see him NOT jump and hide. He hid and walked away from that plane with his money... and no one was the wiser. *He never jumped.*

[@unowen9668]

I like it.

[@naritruwireve1381]

*The only reason why we come back to BuzzFeed is this series*

[@kathrine7813]

actually true. these two baby boys are also the only ones I follow on social media

[@taylorh1872]

That's actually true, when I started to see the feminism (And I don't mean normal feminism I mean the type of women who believe all men are rapists and should die. Even as a female I believe that is far too cruel and sexist. Heck I don't even think you have to be a male to believe that, its just something us humans should know it's not true and is again cruel.) in the videos and learn that it was true I bolted out of there but then I realized that I would lose this series so I kind of came back just to watch them since they don't seem like feminists and are just two cool, funny guys that talk about mysteries and have fun. So yeah, that's statement has a lot of truth in it.

[@FreedomBreeze24]

so true

[@kouroshthings]

true....

[@imheretoo5846]

So true...

[@ancientwarrior3482]

FBI a few years ago: We have officially stopped searching for D.B Cooper. Cooper: *laughs in hide n' seek gold championship*

[@maylenh87]

Ancient Warrior he in jail lol u know /r woooosh me bois

[@mapleflag6518]

Bigfoot:Am I a joke to you?

[@JC05186]

you never know he's probably sipping his bourbon soda in his rocking chair, really proud of himself while watching this, somewhere in Oregon wearing his loafers.

[@LimoneneDaddy]

Right, up in the mountains there on the West Coast it gets pretty remote.. to me it sounds like he had a good hustle going and might have had other money stashed somewhere or had money waiting for him where he was going or something.. obviously there is more to the case/circumstances than we know but I wouldn't be surprised if that ended up being what happened

[@agaydiaster6695]

mya copley hire be

[@scuffed3408]

Or he dead from jumping

[@LimoneneDaddy]

@@agaydiaster6695 are u leaving a code message for us like DB did?!?! WTF is "hire be" supposed to translate into?!?! lmao....

[@maxp6521]

you watch too many movies

[@blakebranson8394]

Since that boy found the bag of bills with only $5,800.00 in it, that means DB definitely landed safely and got away. The theory that the bag just fell from the sky is very doubtful. DB had $200,000.00 in twenties. He didn’t have time to sort money between multiple paper bags before he jumped.

[@mrniceperson_]

“That guy who attacked New York is D.B. Cooper.” “Grandma its time for you to sleep.”

[@thatbloomer5642]

Grandma: i know its him without the deer ornaments. Nurse: doc, i need some assistance. Doctor: what seemed to be the problem? Nurse: paranoia, it seems. Doctor: ma'am, im dr. Stephen Strange, is there something you want to tell me? Grandma: it's db cooper! It's him! *years later* Dr. Strange: Loki! Multiverse of Madness begins

[@selmaadri731]

@Miss Minutes go to ur bed babe it is already morning 😜

[@lucym1383]

Im sorry but the way you calmly went "that makes this most likely, complete horseshit" broke me

[@ianorsomething]

Same lmao

[@soupydouby]

*「H O R S E S H I T」*

[@brooke..burleigh]

cheers

[@ericr9988]

WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE THE 24 SUSPECTS, LINE THEM UP, THEN ASK THE FLIGHT ATTENDENTS WHICH ONE DID IT?

[@ss2jesus]

Eric Rush “nigga u wana scholarship?!” -Harvard

[@qzxihaha]

They most likely did

[@soyburglar77]

That’s too simple.

[@AmjedAce]

@@soyburglar77 Yet the most effective way.

[@anonymousperson3023]

I wouldnt do that because most people wont be able to remember the person perfectly. If they had 5 suspects, I bet that most eye witnesses wouldve pointed at the wrong peron.

[@Theflapsface]

I can't believe this turned out to be Loki.

[@ghosttactual]

this guy gave the measurements of a brown paper bag. i’m done.

[@dboinc]

😂

[@mrbleetoe]

Tylerr Christiannn 💀

[@NevrrPresntt]

You'd make a terrible detective. Every piece of information is crucial, regardless how small or silly it seems. Jmo though 🤔😂

[@ghosttactual]

No Name this is youtube dude ... calm down.

[@oikura]

@@ghosttactual he's right tho

[@d.b.cooper4116]

Hey guys

[@blahblah-un8en]

Hi how are you man? Have you landed safely? We were worried for you

[@Jazz1539]

You missing 5, 000 dollers?

[@LuisHernandez-mr6zq]

Wow so funny

[@d.b.cooper4116]

The awnser too all your questions are yes AND PLEASE DONT TURN ME IN

[@d.b.cooper4116]

Oh and mr blah blah I’m in great shape I lost $5000 ☹️

[@andramrose123]

when that creepy music starts playing (you guys know what i'm talking about, its in every episode) i get 89% more scared

[@nurulaustin2519]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHEN IT STARTS PLAYING

[@wabbawu1]

Is it the music when it shows the theories?

[@LizTapken]

oh my god yes xP

[@andramrose123]

Yep :)

[@studybeanie]

Andra Rose same dude

[@tairneanaich]

To be fair- the clip on tie makes sense for safety both jumping out of a plane, and at the possible Boeing Job where he wore it into factories (if that is the case). Can‘t get a regular tie tangled in machinery or chute cords, you‘ll be strangled. A clip-on comes right off and you‘re left alive.

[@helena_lang]

Why is this man so iconic? - ordered bourbon and soda - “no funny stuff or I’ll do the job” - casually jumped out of a plane

[@XanderPGK]

Don't forget the sunglasses

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

JC Penny tie

[@Neovixen]

in his loafers

[@geekgirl616]

I really hope the Loki series includes all of those details.

[@peterjimenez908]

Instagram??

[@dougfriendly7676]

I live in the area and have followed the case since the day it happened. Everything about Kenneth Christiansen totally adds up. That "he didn't fit the description" doesn't ring true since everyone has ways of altering their appearance, especially given some amount of time. Brother's suspicion, flight purser for the same airline Cooper hijacked, experienced paratrooper, bought a house with cash in a briefcase that amounted to almost exactly the amount Cooper took, smoked the same brand of cigarettes and drank the same liquor as Cooper. Doesn't explain the cash that was found on the Washington state beach, though.

[@tairneanaich]

Maybe he made up the difference with his own money after losing some- lot easier to save one bag‘s worth than it would the entire payload

[@singularityraptor4022]

he bought the house from the money he got selling his land.

[@evilweener]

or maybe literally just some of the money fell out during his descent and thats where nature took it

[@annarose2714]

On the Unsolved Mysteries episode mentioned, they interviewed one of the flight attendants who had interacted with Cooper - and turns out, the famous composite sketch was INACCURATE. She gave a description to a sketch artist hired by the show, and there were some definite differences. Considering the fact that this episode made Kenneth's brother call the authorities... I'm with you, pal. Kenneth sounds like the best candidate.

[@maianikkiamethyst2543]

@@evilweenerbut it was in the paper bag

[@haleybabyb3815]

I love how they are ignoring the fact he looks JUST LIKE D.B COOPER

[@dixit3870]

exactly 😂

[@collt091]

Haha ikr

[@beyoncebop198]

u look like my mom

[@adventurekitty101]

The fact in the MCU that Thor got Loki to do all of what was described during the hijacking is surprising to me. But I guess Thor at that time was still an arrogant brat and Loki was just being Loki, and was probably honouring the fact he lost the bet. I just wonder how the brothers convinced Hiemdall to go along with it. I wonder what Loki would have made Thor do if he lost the bet. I also wonder what the bet actually was.

[@captainprice8806]

Judge: you're looking at 69 years 6ix9ine: I know where D.B.Cooper is.

[@whatitdooo5420]

Ken Cooper ?

[@INDLIS]

He lives in the state of Utah

[@abhirajarora7631]

@Ken Cooper of marshall tx Of course he lives in Nepal. We all live in Nepal and the whole world is Nepali territory. I thought everyone knew that.

[@kingbarakah3566]

@@abhirajarora7631 whaaat....how😂

[@Omar_.1255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AsleepWarrior]

*”Greatest way to fool someone is to act a fool yourself”* - _Julius Caesar_

[@SousukeAizen421]

tobi from naruto too

[@monsimix6839]

- Sun Tzu

[@ajaykaranveer2069]

I did this and thought about this before I ever read this quote

[@jeremyivy2753]

"You fool me once, The Fool don't get fooled again" - George W Bush

[@adamhonestyanddecency5054]

You're theorizing that Cooper pretended to know little about parachuting so that no one would know he was an expert?

[@lochlantaylor7651]

When they call the theory “HORSESHIT” in the red letters😂😂😂

[@kendralandry7700]

me too

[@drewmoynihan5763]

Just fell down the DB Cooper rabbit hole, and now I can't get out of it. I'm trapped! You guys are really funny by the way.

[@vernaverna4818]

D.B.Cooper walks to the edge with his money and parachutes "looks like the chick's... _flown the Coop_ " *YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH* !!!!!

[@ricksanchez1149]

Why does this only have 14 likes

[@idontknowuhhhsomething330]

Still needs more likes :'l

[@homegrowntwinkie]

This is possibly the most underrated comment in the history of KZbin comments. Especially when you know it's the "YEEEAAH" from The Who(made famous by the TV show CSI or whatever)

[@faerie593]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAZZ

[@karesz23]

Am I the only one who finds the argument weird that he had no experience parachuting because he "jumped out in the middle of the night with bad weather conditions?" The military has alot of secret missions where they drop off parachuters in the middle of the night to surpirse the enemy. Maybe he WAS hella experienced and choose those conditions so that law enforcement had a harder time finding him. Also he still could have had an accomplice who picked him up from wherever he landed

[@karesz23]

@Miss Minutes Loki is cool, but all the loki comments here are so unoriginal - we get it you watched loki - good job

[@elementsfanfics3859]

What if the pilot was an accomplice? If it was an inside job, as some think it was, it would make sense. Why did Cooper let the pilot choose the route? Because the pilot was in on it and knew the plan.

[@elisnow6636]

That’s interesting. I never thought about it that way before.

[@greatestswordsmanever]

@@elementsfanfics3859 I don't think so, I mean what if the pilot was under pressure

[@The_CEO_of_Swag]

He was also smart enough to ask for 4 parachutes as to trick the FBI into thinking he would take a hostage so they wouldn’t sabotage the parachutes. For Cooper to jump out so confidently he definitely knew what he was doing.

[@xx_v4mpirism]

"I have a secret to tell you...I'm the phantom of the sky..." *I C A N N O T B R E A T H E*

[@ailynvidal2076]

Anne Marie ( W H E E Z E )

[@14Cathy14]

Ow the e d g e

[@mackenziehardesty7065]

Lol

[@deerlord2363]

His commentary was freaking hilarious! XD

[@xx_v4mpirism]

Thomas NAN And become the phantom of the sky 😂

[@Whirl1ng]

Imagine having "Air Piracy" on your rap sheet. I would seriously consider turning myself in just for that title.

[@TheoCalvinUK]

Buzzfeed: “Who is DB Cooper” Marvel: yes

[@slashercat8649]

eeeey it's Loki

[@geekgirl616]

😂

[@samglover4923]

@@geekgirl616 well well well didnt know anyone else had the same pfp lmao

[@geekgirl616]

Icy Fire I am a husk

[@samglover4923]

desolate

[@crstph]

"I have a secret to tell you... I'm Hannah Montana"

[@jnvlsqz-.-8578]

Christy S lmaooooo

[@babygirlash9559]

Christy S 😂😂😂😂😂

[@snehamanandhar4340]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[@pantrymonster]

**immediately dies after**

[@MJ-qe8wp]

plz no

[@meganfair9891]

I cannot get over the delivery of "I'm the phantom of the skyyyyyyy"

[@AlexHider]

Literally. One time I watched it high and literally had to take a moment because I couldn’t stop laughing and started crying.

[@YouveBeenMegged]

I prefer his delivery of “It’s me. . . Dan”

[@tairneanaich]

I quote that whole exchange (and the „did he cheat on me?“ „I‘m a man of myth“) to myself when I‘m down and it never fails to make me laugh

[@GoofyGoober4444]

11:23 BRO HAS PERFECT MINECRAFT ZOMBIE SOUND