The Strange Scams of Quantum Galactic Healers

[@generalrubbish9513]

Once a human begins to understand the basic framework for how to interface consciously with their 12D energy matrix, they begin to forget how to do basic graphic design.

[@hedgehog3180]

They actually look great but we can't see it because we're stuck in 3D.

[@AdaTheWatcher]

They see everything in 12D so thier graphic design looks horrible to us because we can only see 3 sides.

[@MrDawid06]

Eventually, you have to ask yourself: Do the people who run these "Galactic healing" sessions actually believe in them?

[@kpa6478]

I mean,they probably do, schizophrenia is a thing after all

[@JanJansen985]

Most of the time no Its fad hopping and a way to grift money

[@jarskil8862]

No. Its same as person who started flat earth cult. He admitted himself how its BS

[@vylemsobotka3653]

If they really believed that their mission is to heal and help others would they be charging 800 quid

[@alvaroaraujo7945]

They don’t believe. What they DO convince themselves is that, somehow, what they’re doing is not a scam. Brain goes a long way to convince ourselves we are not wrong, to cope with miserable shitty behaviors

[@wfdkhisorekjhbdfc]

PREPARE FOR ASCENSION

[@PeaNutttyyy]

I need my higher level of consciousness.

[@sobieckil07]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[@ANDORRA195]

I will be fine, I have the power of god and jekonmo on my side

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

YES, QUEEN VLAAKITH. I SHALL ASCEND AS A GITHYANKI!

[@gs-8279]

THE GALACTIC DOLPHIN WILL FREE US

[@JustaStormtrooper1172]

This reads like a multi level marketing scheme from a spiritualist megacorporation in Stellaris.

[@johnbrianbillyjimxaviermon2207]

Hello Xenos ~~scum~~ please enter the *9d old soul healing fun camp tm* and ignore the screaming

[@isuckatusernames4297]

at least their psyonic ascension is real.

[@AlmyTheAlien]

Why would anyone pay $200 for their light dragon DNA activation code when The Pirate Bay exists?

[@LendriMujina]

Then you'll be a space pirate and Samus will come after you.

[@CapnBlud]

Don't you think having all that spyware in your light dragon's blackhole is concerning enough to pay?

[@ThePenisMan]

@@CapnBlud there should never be spyware in your light dragon’s hole if you know what you’re doing and use protection

[@wieldylattice3015]

The lore implications of pirating galactic healing are wild

[@zephiel70]

you wouldn't DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

[@truewalter4193]

This is how HE became so powerful. It all makes sense now 🤯

[@nitesy381]

damn bringing in lore from the other videos.

[@aperson9576]

Fun fact: Most of these "Starseed" "rainbow" "indgio" kids described are usually just kids with like ASD and/or ADHD. They usually target parents who for whatever reason can't handle the idea their kid has mental disabilities of any kind.

[@hedgehog3180]

They are also just deliberately targeting people with serious disorders like PTSD, which is frankly terrifying.

[@SataniSactify]

I was about to say this regarding starseed people. They're just labeling something that should be taken with medical profession with sparkly New Age beliefs

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

Yeah, it’s basically what the writers of the 2018 The Predator movie tried to do with an autistic child character. Or, to put it into more general terms: it’s what you might call the “neurospicy” trend, but now with aliens.

[@BierBart12]

It's even easier to target a certain demographic the harder it is for them to get real treatment The frustration of being on a less fortunate part of the ASD spectrum can really drive you to try ANYTHING to help ease the pain of living, speaking from experience. It's why half of all autsists struggle with addiction at some point The least of us are the living calculator or perfect memory kind.

[@Robocopnik]

Don't you try to pin this shit on us!

[@nightspawnson-of-luna4936]

I think Antman said it best when he said... they just like to put quantum in front of things

[@AtticusKarpenter]

they ook it as a new galactic buzzword

[@jokuvaan5175]

Quantum mechanics is so complex that it became the equivalent of magic to new religions

[@theonlybilge]

Consoom.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@jokuvaan5175 The thing about quantum mechanics is that it's actually kinda boring and mundane in most cases, it's only because unfortunately scientists happened to give everything easy to misunderstand names that it became a new age thing. But like imagine if this had happened with something usually considered boring like fluid dynamics instead.

[@liliya_aseeva]

About design - I think they specifically design their webpages and 'arts' in such a way which repels more cultured people, so that only those who fall down to scams will react.

[@Norp-i7m]

Yeah, that's how those obvious Nigerian Prince scams work.

[@Drycatss]

My wife divorced me years ago. Before I discovered galactic quantum healing, I was miserable and in pain, physically and mentally. But the quantum healers cured my depression, cured my stress and gave me a muscular body. The ETs visited me and I was granted a raise by my boss, plus a promotion to supervisor.

[@weaverwill2350]

Are you HIM?

[@eamonfitzmartin998]

​@@weaverwill2350HIM here. Can confirm he's not me.

[@1000-THR]

​@@weaverwill2350 Human Inspection Machine

[@atomicdancer]

Six months ago I was severely in debt due to my online gambling addiction, I had crashed my car due to my crippling alcohol addiction, my wife had decided to leave me due to my rampant infidelity, the bank was about to take my house, and I was also being investigated by the FBI for credit card fraud in five states. But then I did quantum healing, and the ETs visited me and made my bike fly, and we all escaped from the government agents.

[@1perspective286]

@@atomicdancer I can't tell if OP is being serious or not, it's a little on the dry side for a joke.

[@thepenguin1092]

00:57 i can confirm, my organs are still running windows 7, i dont have the requirements for windows 11

[@Solariscatto]

My organs are running windows 11, too many bugs and glitches

[@bluemagic887]

I'll stick with Windows 8.1 personally. I could update my organs to Win10, but then my spleen would stop working every Patch Tuesday.

[@odairbonfim]

I tried Ubuntu but my feet got numb and I had to revert to Windows.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@odairbonfim The biggest issue is the ridiculous amount of wine you need to drink to get it working.

[@bw4708]

Ever since your jekonmo video I have been using this KZbin channel as my #1 source for medical information so this is great to see

[@ANDORRA195]

Have you tried jekonmo, I have, and it got me addicted to meth-10/10

[@truewalter4193]

As someone who met his lemurian Dragon after he travelled with a galactic dolphin and activated his Jesus Christ DNA: I agree this helps me alot.

[@Norp-i7m]

@@truewalter4193 As a Lemurian Dragon, can confirm.

[@Pupp3tCl0wn]

13:40 - When you play Heroes of Might and Magic and recruiting army from creatures from random towns

[@pokeninjafireemblem]

Diplomacy is a bullshit skill

[@michelle7002]

i wish i could live in delusion like these people, life must be pure bliss at all times if you’re that disconnected from reality

[@goldengolem4670]

No, they are deeply sad and afraid, thats why they get drawn to this sorta shit :/

[@ReXoRofc]

Literally drugs

[@hedgehog3180]

A lot of them are probably just business majors who figured out that this is a super easy way to scam people.

[@BierBart12]

That's how I feel whenever I see how much fun some countries have with superstition Seems like it'd make the world feel less coldly logical if everyone around you just believed ghosts and bald turtle men are real

[@flyingrainfrog898]

The Buddha is EVEN HERE somehow Buddha is in every video and every comment, sometimes we just don't see it Help Buddha is in my closet meditating menacingly

[@hedgehog3180]

Buddha isn't judging you because he has no earthly connections but you feel ashamed for not having reached Nirvana yourself.

[@YSOGRIMJIM]

​@@hedgehog3180wtf are you smoking .... I'd like to have some plz 🎉

[@hedgehog3180]

@@YSOGRIMJIM It's a buddhism joke, you'd get it if you knew some basic stuff about buddhist philosophy.

[@Tripp-y9b]

T H E B U D D H A Anyone get the reference?

[@Norp-i7m]

Give him some yak milk. He'll calm down.

[@poqqery8950]

As a physicist, the idea of using quantum field theory for some sort of mystical healing experience is the very definition of quantum quackery, lol. It's amazing how adding "quantum" in front of anything gives it a mystical air full of soul-healing energy goodness.

[@ReXoRofc]

Because it's something that sounds complicated for the normal people to understand they think it's some kind of advanced alien technology 😂. Sad that people fall for this...

[@hedgehog3180]

It is extremely funny to try to actually interpret this stuff with actual physics because it usually just ends up being meaningless like "we will bring you to the quantum field" because obviously the best way to cure depression is by introducing someone to some of the most headache inducing maths out there.

[@hunterdolatowski7995]

Is this how He was able to travel space, become immortal, and live multiple lives, omg spoilers he lore at 4:14.

[@VillaFanDan92]

I was sceptical at first, but the parrot jedi really won me over. I'm emptying my bank account as we speak.

[@noahcoffman2628]

Well actually that was a sith Inquisitor 🤓

[@LendriMujina]

I have my doubts these people actually know what the word "quantum" means. Or the word "dimension". Or the word "galactic". Or the word "the".

[@racingraptor4758]

Or just any word🤣

[@hedgehog3180]

I can tell you that quantum field theory does anything but heal or relieve stress, it is more likely to drive you insane.

[@hhgff778]

You can go to Atlantis and meet Thor without spending $200, it's called day dreaming, or just regular dreaming.

[@PeaNutttyyy]

The black chunky smoothie was…something

[@amecarethqc6652]

4:15 Hey!! That's some HE lore we have here

[@jokuvaan5175]

Would be funny if aliens revealed themselves to humans and then these people go up them asking to be lifted to higher consciousness and that the aliens promised that to them, then the aliens are like "Wtf you talking about?"

[@hedgehog3180]

I bet if we found aliens they'd also have people like this and then human scientists and alien scientists could share their frustration about them together.

[@Soitisisit]

@@hedgehog3180 Stealing this for my stories, thanks.

[@ArtVaeirs]

That's probably what would happen since all these people are just huge narcissists larping as wise people

[@calebgoldsberry7403]

I'm still running pc-98 in my organs.

[@Giovansbilly]

Does it give you the ability to dodge many colorful bullets though?

[@calebgoldsberry7403]

@@Giovansbilly When I'm not running on a budget

[@vassiliblucher2763]

I still have stock organs and I'm considering buying premium to speed up the lung module grind to actually breathe

[@inkcloudss]

I cannot express how awesome your internet rabbithole videos are. I love them so much. Also I'm glad you're finally becoming a Dr. Gunja fan page again.

[@PlutoTheSynth]

0:41 Source energy? Am i gonna become gordon freeman?? maybe chell?

[@OmegaCorsair]

HE Bought Quantum Galactic Healers and Ascended to the 5th Dimension.

[@Vainglorious.1]

I am in need of 12D healing. Perhaps then my asthma, diabetes, millions of things i'm allergic to, messed up kidneys/liver, plus many, many other things wrong with me shall be healed! Time to spend so much money for a zoom call to heal me forever, and learn that I am a starseed or a Vegan or whatever!

[@wieldylattice3015]

Look man all I’m saying is that 5D is where the chess with time travel starts, I don’t blame them for skipping straight to it

[@tjn7608]

At my community college, there is legit someone who “preaches” this to random people studying

[@sleepyburr]

There are a lot of obvious scams out there that prey on people who're into new-age stuff. Then there're cases like these where the people involved come across as being delusional enough to legitimately believe their "services" are worth what they're charging and idk which is more insidious.

[@pert-smith]

Once you hit the 6th dimension, you gain the ability to read pink on purple.

[@-o-1695]

This is literally the plot to starfield

[@Todesnuss]

I am beginning to suspect these people enjoyed SG-1 to an unhealthy degree and that started it all.

[@philosotree5876]

If aliens are out there they need to blow up Earth right now.

[@TheHankScorpio]

I remember the great disconnection, it was when the servers went down and I couldn't play the game I wanted to for 48hrs

[@iLikeTheUDK]

Highly appreciate the UNATCO music (btw Alexander Brandon, yeah that one, runs a Discord server for fans and friend and stuff, it's nice there, we talk a lot about music and games)

[@bluemagic887]

When I finish laughing up a storm, I go back through StarvHarv videos and listen for old video game music and sound effects. He basically scores these videos with my childhood.

[@joshstantinople]

The weird memes in 7:50 feel like something out of an alternate timeline

[@hedgehog3180]

I also like that apparently the result of manifestors and generators working together is nuclear bombs, that doesn't exactly make it sound like something we should want.

[@ChloroDude]

5:07 this is a nice way of saying dying to a stupid elder lemurian in risk of rain

[@the3cookies256]

5:54 most ambitious crossover in history

[@christianloder8127]

13:40 an even more ambitious crossover

[@ledoyedo5483]

Then Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white

[@skeptale]

The irony of a "Harmonic Resonance Channel" being hosted on Discord.

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

I just ate one of those limited edition space Oreos while being sick and now I think this is the closest I've been to doing drugs because man my mind is opened. I am very open to being scammed.

[@charliebeareuwu]

A convention of these people? Imagine hundreds of anime protagonists in the same room together

[@prestongarvey2599]

what's funny is, dimensions have nothing to do with different worlds or universes, dimensions are literally just "what directions things can extend out in", so who knows what direction the 12th goes in

[@creeperjuice777-6]

I was depressed and all until ET came into me through 12D and i happily live with my starseed gf now

[@s.sradon9782]

Based choice of music, I cannopt stop hearing the UNATCO theme in YT videos recently, actually I think it just plays in my sleep now.

[@kommissarvalkyre2054]

Bro nobody can scam elderly like people from the anglosphere.

[@UserStillLoading]

HE is high as hell

[@theodorehodbor5080]

This feels like a horrific amalgamation of Final Fantasy, Mass Effect, Beowulf, and Jujutsu Kaisen.

[@hedgehog3180]

The promised rework of the psychic accession path in Stellaris is looking a little complex.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

along with another unity rework aparently.

[@Madmanof]

As a 36D-capable Starseed, I find these quacks pathetic.

[@Eldd.]

This was still more coherent than the mass effect lore

[@VisualXploration]

This video is freakin great please do more

[@bobhill-ol7wp]

noice. Also this entire things reads like someone read Exalted and then fell asleep watching Star Trek or some shit.

[@tutunaku]

These are just antagonists from a game of Call of Cthulhu

[@Mangaka-ml6xo]

When a site is bullshitting so hard that it feels like it was badly translated 12 times before being read.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

oh god I have an aunt who's into that kind of crystal bs and she would most def fall for it. also, nice choice of music, the Deus Ex music really makes it feel like a conversation out of an offbrand fangame

[@LendriMujina]

I looked up some of the concepts mentioned in here because I had no idea WTF they were talking about, and now I understand it even *less.* Brief glossary, which I feel stupider for having typed. (I've never heard anything more ridiculous...) • *Light Code:* A pattern of information embedded inside light waves according to these dingdongs, usually containing messages from other realms or things that can alter genes to unlock one's dormant potential ("activation"). • *Generator:* One of four aura categories these people say all humans fall into. Said to have an open, enveloping aura and be primarily reactive. • *Manifestor:* Another of the four aura types, said to have a closed, repelling aura and make it their mission to inform before acting. (The other two types are "projectors" and "reflectors".)

[@Kamiklase]

Doesn't matter when it's arcturian, baby

[@Redoxenfree]

I just watched Wander Over Yonder and hearing all this stuff is just making me imagine the ETs as like,, literally just Wander and Sylvia. My God.

[@mingsical8039]

but tbh, you are one of my fav. content creators of all time, keep it up man

[@JanJansen985]

I like to believe that everyone knows its kayfabe and people just do this stuff to meet chicks But it is always to take money from the mentally unwell

[@lukaswilhelm9290]

In my country this kind of "galactic healing" would be laugh off but then again the same people would believe in shamanistic rituals to heal them.

[@derpster9634]

Those VEGANS are crazy tho

[@bluesquadron8667]

I've seen the movies, the Tantive IV is not a starship I want to be on

[@stefanogandino9192]

Fact is they know we live in a 4D universe, 3 of space and 1 of time, thus they count the others from the 5th

[@vtet]

truly life changing, i have been very galactically healed and my stars have been seeded

[@cloakersmoker]

With the power of He, anything is possible

[@LilyKazami]

Let's be real, no one likes 4D. Either you're getting involved with some weird wibbly wobbly timey wimey shenanigans, or Chibi Freya is smiting you. No in betweens.

[@odairbonfim]

As a trained physicist, it never crossed my mind to heal people with the power of the quantum (whatever that power may be). Is $100 per session (50 min) fair enough? I don't have a PhD yet.

[@hedgehog3180]

How many D's are you offering?

[@psf95]

so is this where HE got all his powers from?

[@mastercabbage]

That Deus Ex music. Absolute perfection.

[@KielBasaKisser99]

You know you've gotta look at the subreddit.

[@ChloroDude]

idk man, the sessions with Bobathan, Wise Wizard of the Jungle have been helping my soul and connection to the universe pretty well. i think i'll stick to what i know.

[@xwtek3505]

This is the best google translate series so far!

[@vulpzin]

Connection's to Source energy? Will we finally understand the Spaghetti code of Valve games?

[@Vynecloud]

The only form of supernatural healing I need is Jekonmo

[@JoeDave-r3p]

Don’t forget Joy of Satan. They have similar stuff like astral temples, the Annunaki, UFOs, etc.

[@silvunar]

This video got me hooked onto the soul multiverse, hope they put out a movie like the Spiderverse thing

[@perturbedbatman2009]

Yeah, so, I have a question about my starseeds. I planted them in my yard and my house got teleported to Uranus. How do I get back (my house and money)?

[@greytooth898]

Lmaoooo This channel is gold, you deserve way more views

[@caseymauldin8396]

I’m speechless but I loved every second of it.

[@crusaderpioneer5097]

Why I feel like watching a GTA V "Kifflom" Community?😅

[@noahcoffman2628]

GTA website vibes

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

I wonder if that Starseeds subreddict is related to any of the 'Dream Survey' subreddits that were around in 2020 with the Happy Valley Dream Survey mystery?

[@D2RCR]

HE has ascended

[@eeyorehaferbock7870]

I’m part Syrian, but if the current state of that country is any indication, I think it’s safe to say that we are not one of the enlightened species of aliens, unfortunately.

[@twoeyedtom]

5mins in and i have no fing clue what is going on. So im\we are in for a wild ride.

[@cpt_nordbart]

Galactic guide? Nah get away with these Milky way folks I only trust in Andromedans.

[@randomnessrules4971]

This just sounds like Shin Megami Tensei or Doctor Who.

[@is-2heavytank43]

40k lore has been getting weird

[@birddad]

What happened to 4th dimensional healing?

[@yinnky]

I think it's skipped as the 4th dimension is widely considered to be time as described by einsteins theories of relativity

[@yinnky]

? Don't get what you're trying to say

[@ArtVaeirs]

They always skip that

[@hiimapenguin]

This is giving me Heaven's Gate vibes

[@bladedragon8733]

Great video mate

[@Cherno-Tekknobyl]

It's hard to believe that this isn't another wacky translation ._.

[@ReXoRofc]

I think HE is behind all this...

[@dlfhtr-o8x]

Are you counting crows? Are you counting crows?

[@Eichro]

This Cosmic & Vibrant conference might be full of treasures

[@kcu189]

This all sounds like Hawkwind lyrics.

[@he-official]

You can't ignore me for much longer StarvyHarvy

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff