Online Witch Doctors

[@lampaddict7885]

i wanna see these witch doctors fight each other in a magic fight

[@code_fishm]

same, I feel like the fight would be remembered for centuries to come

[@thunderspark1536]

​@@code_fishmHave em face the American crystal healers I guess

[@AnotherGenericPlayer]

Some people like you want to watch the world catch on fire

[@lampaddict7885]

@@AnotherGenericPlayer yeah i do what about it

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

That's gonna be some Harry potter level chaos

[@succulent2893]

As someone living in South Africa, you can actually see this stuff in person and it's just as funny

[@yyyy-ml9pr]

please never get demotivated becuase of the views your content is amazing

[@15098D]

Absolutely, love this stuff

[@MCHNCLgoosecat]

This guy should by at 10 mil subs or more with his content.

[@aetavism838]

how has his channel not blown up uet

[@withoutrhythm4009]

Oh it will be so temporary, I’m expecting this video to be close to the millions by next year if not even more. His videos are so great and it’s just a matter of time before it gets picked up, for good reason too!

[@nebulawh]

this guy's gonna go far

[@Someone.or.no-one]

"I have not recived protection from the ghosty gropers"

[@Clone-up2ge]

1:19 damn, Dr Aikuzo has so many daughters, the love spells must really work. Such a potent family! And they all became famous celebrities too ☺❤

[@QingChina1]

This also implies that people have to believe this, considering how many of this "medicine" there is.

[@Lockfly]

Well it's obviously other Africans. Vodoo is common there

[@thunderspark1536]

​​@@LockflyProbably more idiots around the world who want simple solutions to their issues. Only difference between stuff like this and crystal healing is the kind of faith around it.

[@fredricknoe3114]

​@@LockflyAnd Louisiana, the alligators there are smarter than the people.

[@Lockfly]

@@fredricknoe3114 lol

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

@@fredricknoe3114than the blacks, yah sure

[@moon-and-star4853]

man i can't fucking believe Dr. Mutuku would help Reynhard Sinaga of all people

[@fredricknoe3114]

Welcome Moon & star to this place where herbalism is made.

[@zing3647]

ring of luck and protection +5 defense +12 luck - defends against divorce only 3 times before breaking

[@o07t28]

it's a good day when StarvHarv uploads

[@lilglacierrvert977]

A great day

[@user-jm6gi5eg5m]

True

[@kyar_ko]

Agreed

[@starlightglimmer3260]

Already becoming fans are we?

[@mudnarchist]

@@starlightglimmer3260 Yes.

[@HoloKnight]

I never needed to hear "Ghost Gropers" today, but here we are. Also, love your energy when speaking to them, it's like reading so much bad english trained you for it. Please keep making banger content!

[@Anev-ms5bn]

The bit about his husband shagging the dog got me 😂😂😂

[@unoriginalperson72]

Thank you vague doctor archetype, my incurable case of having autism has now doubled!

[@SuprememessageNG]

Genuinely these videos help me through these tough times. Harv's uploads are the real good luck spell.

[@clownh00ker]

I'm absolutely cooked rn, the daughter of a Nigerian immigrant, and my extended family fully believes these mfs. This video has me wheezing and in tears🤣

[@jjj7783]

Your editing cracks me up consistently, I'm glad I found this channel

[@Слышьты-ф4ю]

The coolest trolling: ask the witch doctor to help you in big politics. Order to curse a president and try to guess a country he is from. Let's see how it changes the world

[@Слышьты-ф4ю]

No, not curse, _make him fall in love with you_

[@Post_Stall_Maneuver]

​@@Слышьты-ф4ю bro just created a light novel plot

[@linkfreeman1998]

That would be smth I would do if such powers exist and I have them 😂

[@nekajuii]

Glad to be part of the new Dr Gunja fan page!

[@janjamiyt]

you should have hired one of them lmao

[@nestalker117]

He does not have budget for that, shit costs like a damn car

[@Killer_Bangs]

@@nestalker117 ''Show budget does not exceed 23 yen''

[@nestalker117]

@@Killer_Bangs lol

[@molotera8789]

A lot of them are scammers and perhaps StarvHarv didnt want to hand over their info to them, hence why he only asked the ones w live chat

[@Grinjoi]

This channel is like soothouse with one dude and its perfect

[@kedirabdu6913]

I got introduced to your channel through the lucid dream video. I also watched the Wikipedia video. Your presentation style is funny and unique. With a laid-back approach, it breaks away from the boring monotonous script-reading content that a lot of creators do. Genuine content and funny editing. You, sir, have earned a sub!

[@Remls]

I read this as "I got introduced to your channel through a lucid dream" and was like "yea, sounds about right"

[@kedirabdu6913]

@@Remls Could be, who knows?

[@FlamePapa100]

This channel is way too under rated!!!!!!!!!

[@razpootis5802]

Watch out Gandalf, your days are numbered.

[@fibber2991]

8:35 i knew i recognized that specific face, phenotype and glasses from somewhere.

[@randomtinypotatocried]

I never got why people want to keep a relationship where their partner is cheating on them

[@pofuno]

Yeah that’s the point of the video smoothbrain 😂😂🤡

[@Ninjaluga]

The jungle music gives me ptsd of trying to search for a plantera bulb

[@liliya_aseeva]

We in exUSSR also have those. They have their own little 'universities' with wacky 'diplomas' which are sent to them because they guessed who is alive and who is dead from 6 to 8 photos.

[@vulpevulpevulpevulpevulpevulpe]

i fucking love doctor gunja

[@a.i.l1074]

Been throwing hot rocks at my crush's house to have volcanic sex appeal

[@jrmckim]

Your southern accent was pretty good! Ive noticed brits do better southern accent than American northerners.

[@luxtayii3473]

This is possibly one of the most engaging of your videos yet. 21 minutes 8 secs and I watched it all. Keep it up!!!

[@hochuhleba]

Now this finally explained the lore of PAYDAY 2

[@shrubbery347]

0:31 "That's a nice argument senator"

[@MercuryTheVexilliologyNerd]

most amazing small channel ever

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

Definitely my favourite Dr. Gunja fan page

[@fritzfxx]

Professor Puma, MD, here. Im very impressed by your BL2 inspired name art. I will send very powerful spell.

[@azxr_]

Keep up the great work, StarvHarv, your videos are always a delight to watch!

[@Т1000-м1и]

Genius video. At 13:52 you even found one of the videos my friend made when we were 10. That's the only plausible explanation of how this exists Edit: rewatched this 14h later

[@moth.monster]

holy SHIT the editing on this one is amazing. the jokes are on point

[@LendriMujina]

8:29 If these spells actually existed, creeps like him would be their ideal market. So it's a damn good thing that these people are _just_ fraudsters. Edit: This comment was _before_ I got to 9:43. _Jeez!_

[@sssawfish]

4:26 Seeing dallas and chains as a couple is fucking cursed

[@Jesus-oz7eh]

the editing is a lot nicer than I expected, you deserve way more subs dude wtf 👏

[@linwong1494]

As someone who is a practicing witch, I LOVE these sorts of videos. The amount of coping, seething and malding I do whenever I see these scam witch doctors spam the comment section of our communities is incredibly annoying. Preying on the desperate is disgusting so it’s nice to see more people clown on these goobers. Also I really appreciate the editing here, especially the smash bro’s style splash screen intro for each of the “Doctors”, really adds to the video like a good chef’s kiss ~ 16:14 - Normally, the term “white witch” is used to mean a witch who only casts “”good”” magick and nothing evil aka hexing, cursing, etc… although you’re not entirely wrong that the term does have underlying racist connotations, as it was used to demonize the spiritual practices of slaves at the time aka hoodoo and voodoo. There’s a reason why you think of blood animal sacrifices, human and animal bones, pins and dolls as being associated with evil/black magick (thanks hollywood) As for Dee, I’ve not read one of her Modern Witch books yet, but I’ve heard lukewarm and mixed reviews of her stuff, but she is a fairly well-known witch in the community yeah. No idea she did spells for money though.

[@mazzaleen6091]

Shut up.

[@slowdownex]

Google will accept money to advertise pretty much anything.

[@bowiee8290]

Bro just gets these ideas out of nowhere

[@milgos5269]

8:04 ok this is some dark souls shit.

[@Ray_Bert]

17:05 bro was so flabbergasted his british accent disappeared

[@lukasbrucas3027]

These videos are amazing. Nice to see this channel is gaining traction!

[@Ironbattlemace]

3:02 Appreciate to see another Money wizard from shadow gang. We love casting spells.

[@Idkwhattoputhere...306]

0:53 Whoever shat that one mustve been in so much pain

[@BelelEscabel]

Dr. Gunja helped me cure my depression. He casted a Depression-Be-Gone voodoo spell and now I am a happy man with many women and chicken in his life. Thank you, Dr. Gunja.

[@geo2837]

you are so underrated. wow. keep it up man

[@asantaimeep]

Dr Gunja my beloved.

[@jemagif78]

your content is a hidden gem!

[@0DHatesInfants]

I found your channel a couple weeks ago, and your content is really good, keep on improving. Love your content!

[@Hamido-]

This Channel Gonna Go Up Real Hard And I'm All For It.

[@GPWMC]

he recognized the 50 shades screenshot

[@nyki8056]

dr gunja our god and savior

[@Relujak]

Wake up Honey StarvHarv uploaded

[@mirmarq429]

Loving the Terraria music

[@thenotyoer5321]

this channel is a gold mine

[@FeatheredCreature]

8:34 well that was not the plot twist i was expecting.

[@Paul_The_Writer]

These videos are top notch, dude! Keep it up, no matter if the view count doesn't seem that promising at first!

[@PlutoTheSynth]

We stan Dr. Gunja

[@GorVala]

What the 8:54 Jackson forgot to mention is that he was homeschooled😂😂 ( meaning that girl is his cousin or sister)😅

[@gayforbrae5693]

Become a tiger in bed? I didn’t know Africa had furries

[@azfk]

NEW STARVHARV!

[@Norp-i7m]

"Astrologer Jairam I am in tiers" 😆

[@athena5873]

All of these videos are so excellently made, rly hope yr content gets more attention going forward

[@serenitywingss]

just subscribed. man, this is gold

[@_sSolid]

>mfw I am the friend Veri gud vidio and many thanks for share dr gunja

[@famergamer4206]

Yes a lovey day when starvharv uploads

[@albert6970]

8:36 I understand why he needed the magic

[@anthonyminimum]

8:14 This testimony becomes so ironic at the end, it’s literally not even funny

[@tap1148]

Favourite channel rn ngl

[@_AstaLily]

Lol I got an aids notification from KZbin on this video

[@kilotango6726]

Thank you for unearthing these odd and exotic online specimens

[@bluesquadron8667]

Oh boy Dr. Gunja and I live in the same city, I couls go visit him

[@nestalker117]

The editing is hilarious

[@Eldd.]

11:23 Where can i download this ck2 cheat menu?

[@MylesMor4les]

Can it fix thumb in pants?

[@whitecrown22]

genuinely the funniest guy on youtube

[@jhypyro]

This was the best 20 minutes of my life.

[@fizzydogg]

I trust Professor Puma

[@ukeedge2761]

The turd it spose to be a San Pedro cactus

[@quebecnihilismfront999]

bro was selling the FAP ring

[@elite13-37]

Your videos are so great

[@Tegrius88]

7:37 Golden Grin Casino Holy based

[@AbnormallyIdiot-m3o]

The Sseth jumpscare got me ngl

[@sonofalfred430]

The Stella-act-a-twat was a nice touch for, 'the black spot that keeps on taking your money away bringing about poverty in your life'

[@rokoradanovic8177]

while the video is obviously very funny and well paced ofcourse, i would like to add that the editing and visual gags really make it amazing viewing as a package tl;dr: casting haitian voodoo more view spell

[@Slickdown]

The background scenery in those videos is so underrated lmao😂

[@kartoffelkaiser322]

This is the type of video that makes people subscribe - which is why i just did

[@tilenHD]

bro the new harry potter is wild

[@Т1000-м1и]

My sense of humor do are have an are mad Edit: so what I wanted to write is the first 5 minutes are pretty much the common Russian miracle scam network, the rest though...

[@kesorangutan6170]

I can excuse scamming people with broken marriages but scamming cancer or HIV patients is just immoral.

[@kohorion.1326]

Another banger of a video ❤

[@Atollic]

StarvHarv is the best youtuber hands down.

[@mudnarchist]

Mate you should start a Patreon cuz your content has the potential to blow up and I don't want KZbin to suddenly demonetize everything on you lol

[@belindaloney8839]

I just got done playing Terraria all day. Decided to watch some KZbin. At the start of the video I hear Terraria music. I'm being haunted.

[@Roofywastaken]

Unlike real witches, these cant be hunted and burned (implying witches are real in the first place)

[@generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895]

They probably do it to each other considering who they are and their location

[@trala8911]

I wonder what would happen if you asked him to cast a spell to make HIM win on gambling so that he need never charge for his services again 🤔

[@pencilcase8068]

The devs closed this loophole so they can't do this now :(

[@cowel8734]

​@@pencilcase8068lol 😂