The Stupidest Criminal - Law & Order

[@dennischigirinsky9760]

The two things always guranteed in an episode of Law and Order: Lenny making a wise crack over a corpse in the first 5 minutes, and Adam losing a decades old friendship.

[@Gwenesis]

Adam looking tired and bored throughout the many years he played on L&O.

[@younghopeproductions485]

I do love Lenny's wisecracks. Corpse lt any others

[@lebogololo586]

Its a 30 year friendship

[@bigshadow847]

I wonder how many friends Adam had left before he left The D.A. office

[@josephg3462]

Adam lost so many friends you'd swear it was such a common occurrence he got used to it.

[@ellepoynton935]

“You nearly took your father for 5 million dollars.” “And I would’ve!” If it weren’t for those meddling kids.

[@tonijones1277]

Elle Poynton 😂😂😂

[@Kruppt808]

And that goofy dog!

[@shioriryukaze]

@@Kruppt808 SCOOOOOBY DOOBY DOOOO!!!!!

[@Kruppt808]

@@shioriryukaze Scooby Scooby Doo looking for you, Scooby Scooby Doo......

[@anastasiaisabella7354]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@m77-y6n]

"The old man expected him to work for a living.. Jason felt it was unreasonable" watching this after an 11 hour shift nd I have to say SAME

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

That long of a shift is unreasonable and I don’t blame you! I hope things get better for you.

[@MMuraseofSandvich]

What should be even more infuriating is that Jason is a silver spoon with a powerful father. He probably would've gotten a white collar job any moron could do because of that connection alone, and he didn't even want to do that.

[@MichaelKurse]

Come talk to me. I've done 20 hour shifts.😑😑😑

[@vexxama]

@@MMuraseofSandvichyup. A cushy do almost nothing job that most people would be more than happy to have and he’s acting like it’s some kind of exile that justifies everything he does

[@RobertDeLuca-b8t]

A lot of rich kids act like that

[@charlessaint7926]

"You are quite possibly the stupidest criminal I have ever met," ADA Stone. "But you have met me!"

[@jacenwade]

Nice jack sparrow reference.

[@missliss312a]

Except it's not really a point of pride to be meeting a prosecutor like that. ;)

[@killercurrentdotink]

*//Pirates of the Caribbean in Law and Order soundfont plays*

[@msmithmitchell1604]

“No my angelic son would never do that.” Yeah, the lazy lout would.

[@themonolith253]

Its ironic. He out in all of that effort, just so he didn’t have to work for a living. He’s definitely not lazy in that sense. He’s just a loser.

[@calebgarrett214]

@@themonolith253 like most communists

[@ChrisMaxfieldActs]

@@calebgarrett214 Is Communist just a generic insult to you? WTF does this story have to do with Communists?

[@Ares99999]

@@calebgarrett214 Where did THAT come from?!

[@ratulxy]

@@Ares99999 too lazy to come up with an original insult.

[@handsolo1209]

At least his other son, Worf had some principles.

[@bitru4ia]

You will not be disappointed... kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5SWpHiHiZhsrqc

[@killnotic]

That's where I know him from!

[@NightridewithNikki]

As a Trekkie, I appreciate this comment.

[@jermed2001]

THAT'S WHERE HE'S FROM!! I couldn't put my finger on it and I just watched that episode yesterday!

[@austinmajor3288]

OMG, no wonder why that guy looks so familiar!

[@davidvarnes7708]

Damn, it's old school Law & Order... they use CASSETTE TAPES!

[@noblelies]

Cops still do these days. Got defunded.

[@neilkurzman4907]

@@noblelies So according to you defunding means they use more expensive means?

[@destroyerofworldsnamedchan577]

Car phones are in this show

[@neilkurzman4907]

@@destroyerofworldsnamedchan577 And pay phones.

[@destroyerofworldsnamedchan577]

@@neilkurzman4907 I mean further proves my point of how old it is lol

[@jengable4888]

Sometimes being friends can cloud someone's judgement because one does not want to think your friends or their family members are capable of crime.

[@yesterdayitrained]

Very true- this episode points that out quite well.

[@yucol5661]

People really should get better at accepting that they’re friends and family ARE capable of murder given the right circumstances. Yeah it takes a lot more harshes situations for some people than others. But everyone can be put into a situation in which they do stupid enough stuff to kill someone. Doesn’t mean their are innocent or that you need to test them the same afterwards but it also doesn’t necessarily mean you need to stop loving them

[@jengable4888]

@@yucol5661 ...I am unsure of what you are referring to ?!? Can you offer an example ?

[@redmustangredmustang]

4:58 that's the look of bitter disappointment and anguish seeing your own son trying to swindle you out your money. Seeing that you tried to raise him right and yet he chose to go the easy and lazy way in life. The look off having to basically cut his son off was the hardest thing he had to do.

[@justinchristoph3725]

And that kid is still going to blame his father for the reason why his life didn't go the way he wanted for the rest of his life. For guys like him, it's always someone else's fault. I've met people like him. Their mantra is "Everything would have been fine if someone else hadn't screwed it up for me". I saw it with guys in high school and I saw it with guys in their 60s. It's never, ever their fault.

[@morrigan908]

Theodore Bikel (RIP) played the father in this episode. He was incredible in any part he played.

[@abuhurairah6268]

Sad part is, the father still cared for his son too much he couldn't cut him off even after all the disappointment. Jason escaped bail after he was convicted, by the help of his father.

[@icemachine79]

5:11 "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling ki... I mean, cops!"

[@metal87power]

Scooby Doo Bee Doo

[@1950Grendel]

@@metal87power Rut - roh!

[@kopawhite1399]

Four days later A lawsuit from Mystery Inc. to the suspect for copyright infringement

[@TwoStacks217]

Does anybody else find it hilarious that Adam Schiff is the name of a real person in American politics

[@InuitInua]

This one is a lot better.

[@christinelee4780]

Yes,I do!

[@JamesSmith-rh4is]

They are both Democrats.

[@TwoStacks217]

@@JamesSmith-rh4is life imitating art

[@terencedove5047]

@@TwoStacks217 …or art imitating life. The real Adam Schiff might not have been noticed in politics or lawmaking when this episode was made and broadcast; but, judging by his apparent age in newscasts and such, doubtless he was alive…

[@grf15]

This is the L&O lineup I always liked the most. Steven Hill was great, and I missed him when he was replaced. Stone, Kincaid, Briscoe, and Logan - those were my favorite episodes. I know Jack McCoy was the ADA for the most episodes and Waterson is a fine actor. I'd still opt for the lineup I wrote above.

[@reneevanhoeven6659]

Garry Forbes the best I agree

[@quinnzykir]

My favorite DA

[@kevinw712]

Michael Moriarty's no doubt a very talented actor but he had this rather peculiar habit of scanning over virtually your entire face when acting opposite you. Go and take a look at any closeup dialog exchanges he had with another character featuring, say, 3 or more separate lines. The direct eye contact when speaking to someone else is of course very common, but invariably he'd then switch off to looking at their forehead, their chin, cheeks, all back and forth between looking them in the eyes lol

[@coachb2766]

Also the lineup where the episodes more closely reflected the headlines. I used to love figuring out what real life case an episode was about. SUV something reflects the headlines sometimes not. Who votes for an Law and Order reboot ?

[@katiezee2]

Steven Hill hung in as long as he could but he had health trouble . I always thought casting Diane Weist as the DA was a big mistake, to me she was just awkward in the role

[@avelus5984]

Stupid or not, I love seeing criminals in Law & Order being brought to justice.

[@22espec]

The thing is... he said he wants his testimony, for what? To trap the other guys instead of him? I expected a confession for lesser time.

[@jengable4888]

name surname ..and in reality !

[@gideonbrock4624]

That’s why I love watching Hansen vs predator and watching the pedos come to justice but not after Hansen grilled them

[@cashewnuttel9054]

Do you think if these guys and the detectives throughout the show were alive during the 40's, they would have solved the Elizabeth Short case?

[@seanwilliams4087]

It's only a show, but it's so depressing that the rich and well connected who have already reaped the greatest benefit from our societal structures seem to be the ones who think that the systems of law and order should not apply to them.

[@sarcasticallyrearranged]

Worse, it also shows at times that having money leads to being able to meet bail and get lesser charges/sentences or getting away with it because they can afford a great lawyer.

[@jeromemaida4933]

Quit crying

[@RogerKnull-d8n]

Well said.

[@OrangeArdmore]

Conrad Hilton (Paris Hilton's little brother) is the perfect example based on what you posted. He broke into his ex-girlfriend's home and stole her father's Bentley. This wasn't his first time breaking in which is why she filed a restraining order against him. He was sentenced to three years probation and forced to undergo mental health treatment to address his substance abuse issues. As part of his sentencing, Hilton will also have to stay away from his ex-girlfriend's family household for three years. > > Idk if this is a lenient sentence or not, but his last name and privilege certainly weren't going to get him locked up behind bars. That part I knew for sure!

[@janisgay5507]

I think the father is Theodore Bikel. He was a well respected actor in the Fiddler on the Roof, The African Queen and the Defiant Ones and many more.

[@neilkurzman4907]

And Worfs father on Star Trek the next generation. Plus I think he played other characters on Law & order

[@Gwenesis]

@@neilkurzman4907 yep, L&O franchise was known for recycling actors. Some of the criminals turned into law enforcement.

[@ChrisMaxfieldActs]

@@Gwenesis Like DRAGNET before them, never let a good character actor go to waste!

[@Gwenesis]

@@ChrisMaxfieldActs Ikr, Dragnet takes me way back 😊

[@bbmcrae]

And The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming, and a great episode of Columbo.

[@r6854]

Jill Henessy looked amazing in this show!

[@mikeg4576]

The acting here is top-notch. Steven Hill in particular is outstanding.

[@terencedove5047]

He was also great as Dan Briggs for the first 28 or so episodes of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE in 1966 and 1967…

[@habs798693]

Hey, it's the guy who directed Joey's play in Friends.

[@MasterLycan844]

That guy always looked skeevy to me...

[@Baelor-Breakspear]

I love watching law and order and seeing actors I’ve seen other places. It’s wild seeing bit part actors from here and there.

[@kylekeens5546]

You are bad actors! ...I'll see you in the morning

[@blacksheep25251]

"Only if you listen to this.." (pulls out a cassette tape) All you kids: "WTF is that thing??" Me: "Dam, I'm old!!!"

[@sethc6663]

I knew what it was, my granddad has some 😊

[@kylelyle4976]

Literally everyone knows what that is. It’s not special to know what a cassette tape is my dude.

[@shawnmcdoge2215]

@@kylelyle4976 you'd be surprised, maybe not every kid but slot of them don't know dick about older tech

[@DesignIncase]

@@kylelyle4976 You really think a kid born this year is going to have the same familiarity in a decade?

[@ninabriesch4184]

You are not alone , buddy. ;p

[@hothotheat3000]

Parents always want to deny the obvious.

[@Major00Tom]

It's just me or the writing in this series was really good?

[@JediPhoenix1976]

Stone: "You expect me to believe this?" Attorney: "Only if you listen to this." The look on Stone's face says it all: "Wait, what?"

[@SebastianRamirez-sm7zp]

This poor dad

[@1950Grendel]

In the last scene we understand that the father has gotten the son out of the country in a last attempt at saving him. Schiff looks his friend in the eye and orders an arrest warrant for obstruction. Hard news.

[@djemperor7782]

3:42-3:48 Best line ever😂😂😂

[@alexgastmeier4191]

Something tells me a couple of good comedians redoing this skit as a spoof would be f****** hilarious

[@samsonguy10k]

They wouldn't even have to change any lines.

[@Gwenesis]

@@samsonguy10k now that's funny 😄

[@drnapls]

The attorney looks like a young Fred Gwynne.

[@AegisNova]

Agreed.

[@jessiejames7492]

'in all my years in practice, youre the stupidest criminal' ha ha .w hat a line!

[@ChloeCostas-rm2tg]

Loved it. So funny.

[@JamesSerapio]

I miss this show so bloody much.

[@BESTFRIENDSVLOGS27]

I love watching this show!

[@gideonbrock4624]

The Ted movie scene where Ted snd Mark were singing over the law and order theme is so funnyyy

[@BESTFRIENDSVLOGS27]

@@gideonbrock4624 🤣

[@georgewilliams6251]

I like the Fred Gwynne look-alike as the defense attorney Fred was on Car 54.

[@kathryndusek3833]

Don’t forget The Munsters or the judge in My Cousin Vinnie! 😜

[@lwills8609]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@somestrangecircus5505]

Is it just me or does every single one of Adam's friends turn out to be a criminal or be related for a criminal

[@electroskates2434]

Or a judge or someone who has such a job like him. 😂

[@MichaelKurse]

New York is a corrupt place.🤔🤔🤔

[@axiomist4488]

I can't understand why they won't play the part of the tape where Jason says "Wait, let's do it again" for Jason. How is he going to talk his way out of it ???

[@YolandaAnneBrown95726]

At the end of the episode, Jason testifies but fails to appear at his sentencing. Sol Bregman refuses to tell the DA where his son is leading to the elder Bregman being arrested for hindering prosecution. Adam warns him of the consequences of his actions by hiding his son, but Sol says that he couldn't turn in his son. that his son depends on him. Adam says that he hopes that his son will be looking after him as he tells Stone to draw up a warrant on Sol. The episode ends.

[@anastasiaisabella7354]

Jason is one of the most stupidest criminals if you call him that ! 😒

[@Neeckin]

Does Adam even have and old friends left by the end of the series?

[@mrs.herculepoirot7763]

This is what it used to be like when they had real actors on tv. They were wonderful.

[@christinelee4780]

Yes, they were! I also loved that the producers showed loyalty to the actors by rotating the same people between the various franchises.

[@glenndallas7171]

As opposed to all the fake actors they have now?

[@dan2007kohn]

Lots of them were NY stage actors.

[@mew10521]

​@@dan2007kohnwhich ones?

[@samanthanickson6478]

this show and CI were the best shows.

[@jamesamick2945]

Yeah I miss criminal intent I'd love if dick wolf brought it back.

[@electroskates2434]

And SVU

[@RonJohn63]

The defense attorney looks like Fred Gwynne, Jr.

[@grovermarchand5537]

I think Fred is a judge

[@grovermarchand5537]

@61gisele i was referring to My Cousin Vinny

[@StarWarsMoments]

2:18 Mr Rochenko from Star Trek the next generation. Also known as Zoltan Karpathi from My Fair Lady.

[@MissT813]

This guy (Reg Rogers) played another stupid criminal in The Closer.

[@krystalk8105]

The thumbnail alone is fitting for the title . Look at him. 😅

[@BrendenLive]

DUN DUN!

[@michaelmeyer2725]

Actually, the actor who played Captain Cragen called them the "Doink Doinks"

[@CarDietrich]

"Stream Law & Order on Peacock" This season isn't even on Peacock!

[@TheBatugan77]

Lick my peacock.

[@starguy2718]

1:03 Is it live, or is it Memorex?

[@professionalname5298]

3:42 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertbarnes4666]

The defense lawyer looks like Herman Munster had a son or nephew

[@NeoRazgriz]

He’s “an artist”🙄😂 Most of the prison residents are the slow or stupid ones..they just got caught.

[@lenitaa7938]

I miss these old episodes and the characters! So much better than the Law and Order 2020, etc!

[@mikeym1479]

The defense lawyer looks and sounds like Jimmy Johnson

[@ADAMSIXTIES]

Theodore Bikel made his son 2 feet tall

[@aaronmehaffey6251]

Theodore Bikel! You see the most unexpected faces in this show!

[@markdonnelly1913]

Worf was always his favorite son anyway

[@trevormillar2755]

This was the plot of the "Sweeney" episode "Feet Of Clay"

[@Manda264]

So like this brings me back to when svu jus started n it had some of the same settings as the original or my

[@javis88h]

This is why rich people give their inheritance to the fucking cat!

[@sbains560]

Omg was that a cassette tape ? 😂

[@avian68tb]

Remember this episode probably came from the 90s

[@BlueDragonCustoms]

avian68tb probably?!

[@avian68tb]

@@BlueDragonCustoms yeah the series started in 1990

[@indirapoitier338]

Yes... yes it was 😏

[@22espec]

Wait, for his testimony? He prefer to go against the help.instead of the mastermind? He already has the tape and the others testimony, it would be easy to get a plea deal to send all three of them without a trial

[@EddieDuranLLC]

maybe he wants 2 sure convictions instead of just convicting 1.

[@Gwenesis]

Go Ben Stone!

[@johnkidd1226]

Always a fine line between accepting campaign donations and influence to get elected and doing the job you were elected to do. Most people want you to keep criminals away from their doors, not come to their doors looking for criminals.

[@jammeyehunt2895]

Is that lawyer herman munster son?

[@sniffles8655]

He looks just like he could be lol.

[@kevinhoward9593]

Measure twice, cut once. i.e. if you were going to fake something make sure you cover your tracks better.

[@Heavenzvoice]

Only felt sorry for the stupid criminal at the end. The look he had looking out the window he knew he was alone at that point. He just looked so sad.

[@DazedN7]

Isn't that the guy that killed detective Greevey?

[@orangefox1231]

Nah. Greevey was killed by Vyto Ruginis

[@DazedN7]

@@orangefox1231 Not played by the same actor? So does that mean the guy Logan threatened by putting his gun to his head didn't do it?

[@EnemyOfThePeople1984]

@@DazedN7 yep. It’s him. Danny-boy.

[@namelesssomebody2557]

Ah Tapes, how quaint.

[@damonwest231]

Somebody is always breaking off a friendship with Adam. I guess that's the cost of being right.

[@ccutehoney]

Was this based on the Getty kidnapping?

[@wandachristian1884]

What would the sentence be for larceny in the second degree back then?

[@KhaosN7]

Near as I could find, up to 15 years in prison. However, there isn't a mandatory minimum for Larceny in the Second Degree, so a first-time offender could possibly be sentenced to probation.

[@samsonguy10k]

@@KhaosN7 In that kid's case, I think the max is best. He's too dumb to even try to rehabilitate.

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@samsonguy10k Acting as though that's what American prisons are designed to do

[@patrickmoylan5983]

Jason moved to Mexico and got into insurance fraud. Until he ran into Walter White and now lives in wheel chair .

[@brandonellis8111]

Guy in the thumbnail is young Neville Townsend

[@thehyenamakeupslayer3819]

5:32 well damn! He gave not a fuck about his dad! Wow

[@royallamoniquecosmicheavye4456]

All criminals get caught and leave me alone

[@jonathanjappe7]

What was that line about Adam Schiff?

[@johnwilliams5680]

Schiff was friends with the father..

[@mikeabel7577]

Adam Schiff is the name of the character played by Steven Hill. The D.A. of New York County.

[@RedSon-X21]

That fucking guy was Harry in The Fast and The Furious. I rattled my brain for hours trying to figure it out

[@StarWarsMoments]

He never should have gotten involved with Paul Vitti.

[@tiadaid]

Didn't that bad guy in the prison scene go to prison for killing Sergeant Greevy in Season 2?

[@scottsears5545]

Ben stone I liked alot

[@sunniallwein86]

Jason is a MoMo

[@electroskates2434]

😂

[@madmike8525]

So no one was actually killed?

[@vibhasubbiah6863]

Bruises go away with makeup and ice btw, idk where i Heard that

[@varianschirmer9375]

Future Defense Lawyer in Law & Order "Nowhere Man"... the murder of a ADA lured out in the middle of the night.

[@larhondamickles3976]

Why does Adam look like he's scared of this man?

[@realbro1415]

It's so horrible to have an entitled, ungrateful child...

[@marycanary]

Does anyone remember how this episode ends?

[@morriskurland1091]

Here is plea, a nice one that someone of lower status wouldn't get. Glad there at least honest.

[@kirsyrosa2595]

Good Morning Oscar

[@wwbdwwbd]

Better call Saul.

[@fhenlizhao5406]

Or start praying🤷

[@kmetzz1]

Like Jessie S?

[@nickbrundidge9089]

3:43

[@benbridges9486]

Arcadia for ncis los angeles

[@Americanpatriot-zo2tk]

What happened? I hate when I got off my gas can you take a plea or not?

[@tobiaswalker7562]

People will do anything to get out of working a 9 to 5

[@andrewenserro3185]

So the kidnapping was fake

[@richardbrown4816]

Paulie

[@johnbires568]

KZbin clip posting 101: Post clip with resolution. 👎

[@AidanMillward]

1080 didn’t exist in 1996...

[@electroskates2434]

This was in 1993

[@rickyray2794]

man the wife is fine as sweet berry wine

[@MichaelKaufman0]

Colin Ferrell did well in this scene.

[@marciacochran4681]

My mom turned me on this show

[@JernelleH]

A legend.

[@electroskates2434]

Same

[@janjr165]

Father to Adam: “So you mean to tell me that after 30 years of friendship, you’re going to follow the law instead of giving me some of that old white Jewish privilege that our community has become so accustomed to? Adam, I don’t know you at all.” 😂👉🏾🚪

[@MichaelKurse]

Oh Vey!😯😯😯

[@boybawang1981]

Ben Stone...the biggest rube of the show!!

[@nicoletatodorescu1507]

492797

[@gohibniugoh1668]

Trump has that title.

[@1theemaxx]

Except Trump got away with it.

[@gohibniugoh1668]

@@1theemaxx karma will get him.

[@gohibniugoh1668]

@Apsorrus von Lötzing lol take your meds.deep state....lololol you mean multinational corporations.

[@scottmatheson3346]

@Graf von Lotzing try doing some reality testing on your psychotic beliefs. Ask yourself how many man-hours, how many decades of secret plotting it would take to produce 150,000 sealed indictments, lol.

[@susanhubbart5494]

Why on EVERY comment section some STUPID commenter has to put THEIR politics into the conversation!! That goes for BOTH sides!! This is the ENTERTAINMENT section not POLITICAL!!! Everyone vote for your side in November and until then STFU about politics unless your on a political channel!!!!!!!