The Stupidest Ideas Ever Conceived

[@teltagy]

the "'J'erry - 'P'ooki" (24:26) really reminds me of that picture of "have you felt unsafe on campus? we will walk with you"

[@SkunkEJ]

The first thing i hear is “i made a really big toilet”

[@yunayeeyesyee]

That's how you know it's gonna be a good video.

[@LilyIsIt]

The funniest thing I have ever heard lmao 😂

[@hyper_dbdtime]

Oh god I saw they were playing patently stupid and realized things were not about to end well.

[@silversaint_4]

The southern accent conversation between Max and Seigi was hilarious. because of the exchange but also the fact I could see a few of my family members in that position xD

[@user-frindly-phanto]

Glad to see that censor duck agreed to stay with us for an hour!

[@sunandm00n50]

Pookie saying "you're a bad person" to JP's spiky carpet made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video lmao

[@FoxyBlack2247]

Seeing Patently Stupid come back today automatically put a smile on my face. My morning started off terribly, as my ferret, Phillip, passed away, so being able to see you all make the craziest inventions and making me laugh helps me feel even just the slightest bit better. Dougs QOTD: It's definitely Sunday.

[@joshuapohle6909]

May Phillip rest in peace

[@evandonnelly2760]

I’m sorry to hear about your ferret, it always sucks to lose a pet.

[@Succulentquarter]

@@evandonnelly2760 I hope you ferret rest in peace.

[@sapling3044]

Sorry to hear that 😞

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

My condolences, may our comrade Phillip rest in peace.

[@OhItsX]

I’ve been rewatching a lot of your old Jackbox stuff recently- specifically patently stupid and trivia murder party I still quote the “dumpy wompy bo bumpy”

[@OhItsX]

Don’t quote me on the exacts of that, I commonly misquote it too

[@OkeyOakley]

40:23 this was oje if my favs just pooki saying "Your a bad person" i loved it

[@funtimestudios2403]

Doug's question: *"is Sunday or Monday the first day of the week?"* Me: "...Tough question Doug"

[@kailewis8832]

What do you mean? It’s obviously Sunday

[@funtimestudios2403]

@@kailewis8832 i thought Sunday is apart of the weekend-

[@Trex_Master031]

​@funtimestudios2403 yes but Sunday is the first day in the 7 day week. If your talking 5 day week then it's Monday.

[@sensibledog09]

Technically it should be Sunday The days of the week are all named after the 5 other planets we knew of at the time + the sun and moon I think it goes SUNday(after the sun) Monday(the moon) Tuesday(mars) Wednesday(mercury) Thursday(Jupiter) Friday(venus) Saturday(Saturn) Since the sun is at the centre of the solar system, it should be sunday

[@Trex_Master031]

​@@sensibledog09 I didn't know that. Nice.

[@Toxicfury779]

I really love how dare is new but has become such a main stay in your content, as commen in videos as segi is and I love it.

[@My_God_is_Jahovah]

Doug's question: Whomever changed the calendar to what it is now, thought they were being useful, but they really weren't. Sunday is the actual first day of the week, but the calenders start alongside the business week instead of just saying they started on the second day of the week, which is considerably less confusing. This change was more dumb than daylight savings.

[@duckking3321]

To answer Doug's question, there is no beginning of the week. It doesn't reset it just keeps going [Sunday]

[@otomechoice]

This is both pretentious af and weirdly poetic and I don’t know how I feel about it

[@duckking3321]

@@otomechoice Feel inspired🤩🤩🥰

[@Arwen_XIV]

Doug's question of the day: according to most countries in the world it's Monday. For me it's monday too because I consider sunday as part of the weekEND, the last day of the week.

[@aidanbaker7872]

It’s a Ross Room a Ross room with rosses and rosses need to be defended from so we lock him in the Ross room.

[@linachu.levychu5643]

Doug’s question: Sunday Edit; the ‘J’erry -‘p’ooki got me wheezing

[@event-keystrim213]

9:39 IRL, you can go to prison for advertising shit like that, because the practice in question has been wholly debunked and is an equivalent of "healing crystals"

[@HannahBanana126]

For Doug's question, to this day, I still think Sunday is the first day of the week just because it begins. I blame my first grade teacher for not explaining it well to me. Now I confuse everyone.

[@My_God_is_Jahovah]

You are correct! It was "changed" to Monday on the calendar to match the starting of the business week.

[@nightsongstolemyhat1154]

12:45 my friend punches in their sleep at the time, ligit got punched in the fact the second after I woke up

[@shawnogden5820]

12:05 LoL Chick Magnet, did someone forget how Magnet work LoL

[@erikosterlund8259]

For Doug’s question of the day it’s Monday, calendars are lying to you.

[@Nyx-is-tired]

In france Monday is the first day of the week. I think it should be.

[@vdog9956]

I agree so hard! Having Sunday first just confuses me

[@16s.zombisaur]

​@@Nyx-is-tired its also liek that in spanish countries 2 i believe! learned that in a spanish class

[@rnikaa3728]

@@Nyx-is-tiredin russia too

[@meganhescott]

I didn’t even realize this was an 1hr vid. I sometimes would say Monday but since Sunday is the first on calendar it would be Sunday

[@yeeoldfriend]

Poki legit made my stomach hurt with "Youre a bad person"

[@j.p.s.8188]

This is so frickin' funny. The "J"erry "P"ooky is pure GOLD

[@RayserSilver199X]

1:27 for dougs question of the day, for me I start my week on Sunday

[@bearlover92]

overjoyed that this is back !! have been rewatching a lot of the older patently stupid and talking points videos recently

[@runashadow4033]

Pooki comes up with some great one liners

[@brendenbeery4860]

I was re-watching your old plays of this. I'm so excited. 😊

[@ChillGuy1i]

The toilet consumer😂😂perfect name😂😂😂😂😂

[@BingoBeary]

My goodness, I’m so happy that you uploaded patently stupid, I always love watching your videos of patently stupid with your friends, I sometimes just listen to the video, because how funny you guys are and just imagine how the picture would look like in my head, sometimes it’s better than I imagine, or worse 🤭 DQOTD: I thought it starts with Monday being the first day of the week, since everyone is collectively miserable on it. Source? Garfield

[@diodrawzz]

I’m so glad you did another video like this it really made my day I just got home and it’s been exhausting but seeing you have fun with your friends always makes me happy. Have a good day Max

[@cookies9236]

pooki at 42:00 is WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lightna]

"Toilet, All Consumer" So they made Super Toilet from Fairly Oddparents?

[@sonicmastersword8080]

No. Much worse. This one is basically a void that consumes everything. Super Toilet had limits.

[@sonicmastersword8080]

The return of the best series-and arguably the most censored.

[@RetlocGaming]

Mithzan: "Do you dispose of him in a humane way?" Dare" "Next question!!!"

[@NotSteveP]

for the "JP really terrifies me" one, I'd make a shotgun with a bendy tip and a "JP magnet", so that every time I shoot the shotgun, it automatically shoots JP.

[@KostadinandIvan]

For DQOTD: It actually depends where you live, for me its Monday like most of Europe, but in places like USA and Canada it starts in Sunday

[@GlaciousWorks]

To answer Doug's question. Canonically it's Monday. However I prefer the dub of Sunday being the first day of the week.

[@Abby_Ace_]

Dude of course this comes out just as I was rewatching all the old jack box videos because Mithzan is literally the best youtuber

[@potatopouf]

57:36 some calendars do actually start on monday in some countries. to me it makes more sense because sat and sun are part of the week END so why would the calendar start on sunday?

[@peaceful7610]

GREAT QUESTION OF THE DAY DOUG. I consider it sunday but my mexican parents consider it monday and it throws me so off

[@Scarlet_Soul]

I keep gping back to 8:08 the Jerry moan was just beaten

[@thesinistergamer6981]

Doug's question: technically Sunday, but I feel Monday is the obvious start

[@Angelina_3354]

“Woman” jp:”What?! No…”

[@outofyourdepthofficial]

DQOTD: No good week starts with a Sunday. Each week starts with Monday. I also thought it said “Patiently Stupid” and not “Patently Stupid”. I cannot read today.

[@Queenlunarwitch]

I have couldn’t stop laughing. I’m watching it a second time. Love the video💜

[@song_system]

“No, I made a really big toilet” oh you know it’s gonna be a good episode 😂😂 toilet, all consumer is a great name Week starts on Sunday UNLESS you’re playing Stardew valley, in which it starts on a Monday

[@skystormy3545]

Poor ross, dosent believe in mirrors

[@fandanglow1044]

38:41 krista really made a ballbusting joke 😭

[@TheMostRandomThings-su8cq]

the start of the week is Monday, Sunday is the weekEND

[@camy5444]

Doug I have a strong opinion about this. It is Monday!!! Sunday just feels weird, like on Monday work starts again that’s just the start of the week

[@thejacobian]

Always love Jackbox videos with you guys! Some of the most entertaining stuff I’ve ever seen

[@BeautyKrueger5]

Doug's Question, the start of a week is Sunday. Typically a work week starts on a Monday but it depends on the job.

[@metal_rules.]

13:35 I can still beat in those 🤣

[@lonewolf6699]

29:23 the face is creepy and I love it

[@ikkihiro8169]

About the question, I like to think that Sunday is the first day of the week, since that means you start and end the week resting

[@wizzzard999]

Fun fact, many calendars start on a monday, especially in europe

[@Killer1cole]

Mithzan trap Ross in a room full of mirrors

[@fastcast7572]

Wish you made more content like this! I miss your old tabletop sim videos, as well.

[@annisrodoria4951]

This cheered me up so much I a rough day at work I needed some laughter

[@TroyaNR]

This is one of my favorite Jackbox games! Love the video already lol

[@iz_03]

Doug’s Question: In my opinion, Monday is the first day of the week.

[@CalicoC4l1]

Dougs question: technically Sunday but personally i think its Monday

[@alternative_feather]

24:09 is this canon jerki lore?

[@awsomelyrandomstuff916]

Come on Doug…..you know the first day of the week is clearly Tuesday

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

Doug's question: Monday but time is an infinite loop

[@Winged_Spider]

Doug's question: Monday because it's the beginning of the work week

[@deserttoad4449]

Doug’s Question: I believe Sunday is the first day, but if I moved somewhere else I wouldn’t mind changing to Monday. Just depends on location I would say.

[@Eira_Holzren]

Doug's question: it's all up to you. e.g. If you got school you can say Monday is the first of the week

[@michellesimmons2668]

Doug’s question: legally its Sunday but it feeeeeeels like Monday is

[@xrekt9590]

Doug's question: Monday as far as i'm concerned

[@rinsotomei9650]

The first day of the week is Sunday. 😅 or at least I think it is. And so do all the calendars I own. LOL! 😂

[@51Detective]

Now I need to see a video of Ross getting mad at himself in a mirror on Tuesday

[@quitpuma1720]

To answer dougs question, I believe it monday but if you google it the reason why people think its Sunday is because of religion. Also glad to see jax box is back!

[@squid_knee302]

Could you guys pleeeeeaaassseeeee do a video together and play the price is right? Just random onuecta found on the internet! I think that would be absolutely hilarious! Love your work Max!! ❤❤❤

[@ariqcarpenter]

To answer Doug's QOTD, I believe Sunday is the first day of the week, but Monday is the first weekday

[@AroAsAGayro]

DQOTD: Monday is the first day in a working business week

[@Xfire208]

as soon as I saw all I do is work on my jawline I immeditly started mewing lol edit: its at 9:00

[@gastersdaughter2069]

Monday feels like the first day of the week

[@Meg_h_x]

Hope you’ve all had/have a good day

[@kincarla3279]

You too

[@exaltedwarlock]

Monday is the beginning of the week, i love patently stupid

[@Thiccremoch162]

Ooh! Patently stupid with this group is bound to be horrifying and mortifying, meaning it’s bound to be a great time

[@jakecarroll9500]

Doug’s question, it’s Sunday.

[@Zburrn]

36:49 isn't this just Costco food court hotdogs? Bc when you eat them you taste them for thew next 3 days

[@TheBioFear]

Monday should be the first day of the week. But jobs say it's Sunday

[@Arwen_XIV]

59:18 little die Seigi know, "tue" means "kill" in French, and it's on a supposedly bb gun sooooo....

[@Sassafrass95]

to answer Doug's question it's monday, sunday is the last day of the week

[@peonpleyamanaka2845]

The beginning definitely gets my attention

[@EepBleep]

I think sunday is the start of the week since thats when my screentime for the week restarts

[@anitaqween1703]

Why is everyone complaining about not seeing the screen of anyone?? I personally think it’s like- I’m there! being surprised by everyone’s actions, reactions, and such; You’re superz cool Max :p 👍🏼 been here since a little girl 😢💜(tell Ross I said hiiii)

[@blackcattyler]

I honestly think nothing will be better than the dumpy wumpy bobumpy from the first patently stupid 😂

[@rainedroses4291]

The OoohWoo StabbyStab is very rick n morty coded

[@DeKay-z3m]

the title is copy right, i am actually the stupidest idea ever conceived

[@ilz_y]

YES 1 hour of jackbox let’s GOOOO

[@BobInfinity]

Well doug, according to my weekly pill container, Sunday is the first day of the week

[@ReaperSansGamez]

at 9:03 all i hear is (i don't know how to spell their name) say: "as you can imagine im constintly mewing" then i hear mithzan yell" F_uck off!"

[@yunayeeyesyee]

Who's name were you trying to spell?

[@ReaperSansGamez]

@@yunayeeyesyee sorry this took so long but it was krista

[@yunayeeyesyee]

@@ReaperSansGamez Oh, ok haha

[@gentlemanjester637]

Monday is the first day of the week. Sunday is part of the week*END* for a reason.

[@Tman57.]

PETA is gonna visit JP tonight!!! 😂

[@YourPalSozzivix]

First time I've seen Dare in a Jackbox game, I hope she's better at them than Ross

[@mackspowers5522]

So happy for the return of Jackbox