The Stupidest Quest in Tarkov...

[@glockworkorange6598]

I freaking loooove the fact that Aqua AGAIN choose to jump of sniper rock on his no meds quest, only to break both legs and IMMEDIATELY, without any hesisation, using splints, then getting mad. He did exactly the same last wipe. Aqua, we love you, please never change.

[@Harleyboi]

factts

[@roachdoggjr9262]

I was sitting here thinking this all felt a little too familiar....and not because i've done it before

[@ItssGabee]

@@roachdoggjr9262😂

[@TuffMelon]

I swear he's forgotten what 'meds' include like 3 wipes before, as well.

[@qsxmirage7274]

Most wipes I fuck it up and pre pain killer or use a stim the first attempt.... so I can relate

[@dragoonism]

Aquas stash be looking like Fences inventory

[@maskettaman1488]

*is looking like

[@bummer7736]

@@maskettaman1488 🤓🤓

[@sama1220]

NOT THE MXC IMPACT REPLAY!!! 😭😭😭 I just had my brain flood with images of my childhood from that

[@punk078910]

same, more of that!

[@wesler218]

Sameeeeeee!!!!!

[@theplague1692]

I literally busted up laughing its been forever since I seen that show and out of no where aqua hits us with it

[@BrianBlaze0016]

Editing is top notch on this one

[@92Jdmsupra]

Hubris has been on fire lately!

[@Leon-hl9re]

Aqua sure loves his trusty paca vest no helmet combo

[@skribblestyle]

Followed by the trusty: "How come when I shoot people they don't die, but I die in 2 hits?"

[@kevingilley1103]

and only using unmodded scav guns and lvl 1 trader ammo

[@AfkaSound]

The ghost of Pestily pass cracked me up way too much.

[@CodeNamedFerret]

remember fellas using vodka as a painkiller doesnt fail the quest

[@Pendy13131]

Shhh don’t tell people of the dark arts.😂

[@augustusguap228]

huh? i have been blessed with the forbidden knowledge

[@adrianqlol2235]

DELETE THE COMMENT NOWW

[@lucaguida4286]

Drinking a hot rod does fail the quest

[@TheCooPeer]

Are you actually kidding me? This is my 5th wipe or so and I never knew LMAO

[@dragoonism]

10:05 when he sees the flea prices 😂😂😂

[@coopers1716]

Shoutout to the editor for getting some Kenny and Ken MXC audio👌

[@TheMellowTender]

20:26 Literally did the EXACT same thing when doing that quest! Glad to know this gaming freak and I have similar monkey brains

[@Breakfastenjoyer103]

The pestily “let’s crack strait into it” as you found the plague mask was gold

[@goblinsandgators5811]

That MxC edit was a cherry on top for me. What a throw back. Awsome

[@MrTheBritishness]

Edit on this one was gold -- the workshop animation and OOOO VO for vaulting was so funny

[@dylanboltz3182]

7:16 the noise he makes here sent me into a fit 😂

[@xXCOR3Xx]

dude that cut off his big toes is very dedicated to the cult

[@Reniu87]

The gunsmith quest with 870 remington - you can get that barrel just by buying normal 870 from trader and changing it...

[@brianbarrett2487]

"Try to enjoy your lunch each day" Spoken by someone who hasn't left the house for work in a decade =/

[@daxdavis3697]

The immediate happy Gilmore quote made my night

[@N00BleSouP24]

THE WORKSHOP BIT IS BAAACK hahaha very happy to see it again

[@Sean-gj6ct]

"absolute unit of discomfort and girth" should be a stream sound 110%

[@Cleric314]

Hell yeah, love the Join Aqua in his workshop intros 😂

[@JivetheSuperTurkey]

"watch me vault" now watch me nae nae

[@HidingZebraTube]

EVERY time he fucks up the no meds quest, and i love it.

[@BlueTargetVids]

Amazing MXC edit lol nicely done 👏

[@yungtrashbag6817]

“ Im a freak” 🤣🤣🤣

[@hopdig]

He got Hit goblinmode and the tts fit perfectly 😂

[@Pendy13131]

I love it how he doesn’t take any worthwhile gear because can’t afford, ignores guys shooting him and rushing to the middle of the map with reckless abandon. This is P E A K Tarkov boys.

[@mrheart4242]

You could have placed slugs in a shotty and got the kill. Long range. Like a .70 caliber sniper rifle.

[@hartz4racing]

It's my believe that your brain ,good loot lord, has it's own gravity.

[@ukaszanioowski9722]

i don't get why people leave scav vests laying around, unless you have big items in your bag they cost 0 space, as they hold and take up 6 slots, but are a low weight 30k on flea >.>

[@ukaszanioowski9722]

16:00 "Mods, take his balls"

[@GS-el8ll]

the replay commentary hah. give the editor a raise

[@LuisGonzalez-ov6ug]

The editing is very good on this one, main channel material👍

[@VelocesArmadiu]

Thousand degree knife was popular but I far prefer a good Red Hot Nickel Ball video.

[@BlacPlague]

The classics

[@leedawg5208]

I was doing tough guy last night, was going to extract and popped an SJ6 to run there and failed the task 😭

[@smockytubers1188]

That helmet line was my favorite line from all of MxC

[@frostyascent1295]

any time i get strangely head taped i check stats seen some crazy stuff already

[@jamespierson9472]

The ghost of pestilys intro being featured was nice

[@cskalle1213]

when the pickle boy is higher lvl than you in EFT *all around me are familiar faces*

[@zachspringer314]

Specific kills for tasks are the path to madness. I've trod that path many times. At this point, I'm not sure there is a way back from the depths of insanity I've plunged myself into.

[@neonblack211]

7:10 ok sorrry but that was fucking hilarious.

[@garfield5647]

i like how he collects the kappa items when we all know hes never getting it

[@king_kiff3969]

the Wipeout commentators where icing o the cake!

[@fasel007]

I love that the workshop intro is still there

[@KaitaFPS]

PICKELS!!!!!! IS THE VIBE

[@themattenthehat]

Lol I watched this live and then later completed this quest with 2 broken legs. A scav was walking all shifty in the emercom camp and I thought it was a PMC so I did a sick jump, but I broke both legs. Killed a couple more player scavs and hobbled my way out to outskirts.

[@nirberman830]

It gives me great pleasure witnessing the trials and tribulations that aqua goes through, makes me feel better about my EFT performance.

[@Malonik]

Aqua should do a colab with Stankrat, he'll help him get his nade kills!

[@MooseGIlk]

Professional quester over here

[@Jonahpwn]

aqua use your grenades when you dont have an opportunity to shoot them first. like if youre looking at someone and can kill them just do it and dont die trying to pull out a nade! you can bring nades more often and use them appropriately and you'll get the kills

[@dolphin8815]

It took me 18 tries and eventually giving a dude who shot at me my kit to help me get the stupid pocket watch complete. I'm level 15

[@epimeno9146]

It's like that sometimes

[@augustusguap228]

been trying to get that shit done for a week now. found the key once and get dropped like a sack of taters seconds after opening the truck. Thank god i'm now lvl 15 and can at least buy the key xD

[@samvrielink4125]

Jesus crust you poor man

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

@@augustusguap228you can’t buy the key…

[@NerdyyNate]

Hay is for horses.

[@TyBayagaAgain]

Pro tip for no medicine scavs you can use vodka for PK if a shotgun scav shoots off your leg

[@sanquiem324]

Bro's stash makes me irrationaly mad

[@Gorlami90]

I can’t vouch for 5.45 but 5.56 a 50m zero will even out at 200m as well

[@iamdosey]

Aqua’s ahegao face at 10:22

[@BigAl2289]

Gaming will never go out of style!

[@hobogreen3750]

there is no automatic shotguns?

[@absolutelychase1038]

Loot lord juice bro new idea for gfuel

[@spoot8835]

I would describe aqua vibes like dirty foot pictures, it's not really all that pleasant and might smell a bit, but might include some good bits, but also maybe asleep dirty foot pics so it's kinda awkward and weird, kinda off putting. Love you aqua.

[@kieran4434]

aqua make the hall of fame and put your kappa items in it to save space

[@fireproof2132]

Gotten tons of all the pc parts on ground zero, bunch of pc blocks in the building with the grenade launcher

[@jvhotblast2706]

Is doing the no meds quest -> Jumps down a drop that almost always breaks a leg this wipe -> 👍

[@joeyfridays]

Aqua i am begging you please remove the "ungrateful for subs" spam, i love watching your videos but can not due to the incessant twitch notifications

[@shaneleskinen2111]

OK HOLD ON HOT TAKE. Unions are good there needed because CEOs tend to want more money. However statistics don’t lie the more unionized and industry is the more money and time it takes. And example would be underground subway lines on a per mile basis American ones can be in the millions where as in places like Spain and Britain there only in the 100s of thousands. Because there cheaper more are built and work lasts longer and time wise they get paid more with more consistent work. Unions are good but they need to protect workers not be used by union leaders to garner there own pockets.

[@cabbage712]

I'd assume the reason it takes longer and costs more unionized is because of higher wages and better hours for the workers

[@Grethemsky]

i think the real problem are the bosses of those exploited workers lining their pockets, hoarding billions of dollars for private yatchs and using expertise in finance to evade millions upon millions of dollars of taxes meanwhile the factory worker loses his arm and is forced into poverty while the roads are covered in potholes and theres no decent public transpo

[@Isometrix116]

Minor correction: It's less the CEOs who want more money and more the company as an abstract concept that wants more money. This includes all executive officers and the board of directors. I feel like people don't really understand what money is either. It is a physicalization of a unit of work. So, if a company is unprofitable, it means the goods/services it provides are worth less than the work it takes to make it happen. This leads to the perception of a greedy corporation. They aren't greedy, they are aligning with incentives. Now, if that is better or worse is up to you. Oh, but to add to things: Unions are good, but they also cost the workers money. So, the workers need the unions to be doing stuff for them. Passive protection isn't really enough. So, the unions can keep asking for more, even when it's not really a good thing/idea because they want to make the workers happy. This can cause a cascading effect where companies become less and less profitable, preventing expansion and the realization of economies of scale. If unions don't do this, people see them as useless and stop giving them money and membership drops, causing the union to collapse. This lets employers exploit workers, who then want a union to protect them, which then does so, but then they stop seeing positive effects, which causes the cycle to repeat.

[@ScrapMetalPanda]

Agreed A crooked union is just having a second set of shitty ceos

[@Grethemsky]

@@Isometrix116 Its not that people dont understand money, its that we understand the direct relationship money has with power, whether we are talking about profitability or not these boards of directors have grown increasingly talented since the dawn of industrialization in the act of exploiting the system. Those who make a lot of money know how to do all kinds of vaguely illegal or directly illegal things, or have you forgotten about the 08 housing crisis? These people knew exactly what they were doing, what the fallout would be, and knew that because their direct monetary relationship with governmental entities, they would barely be slapped on the wrist for it. The single greatest economic fallout of our lifetime and in the end it was a worthy investment for the people who committed these acts. Their accounts were unfrozen, paid pennies in fines, no jail time, and now again have the trust of the public. There is no defending the corporate class unless you yourself are a member of it.

[@Siddwraith]

Did he sell the part he just needed for gunsmith after the woods raid I couldn’t tell lol

[@Hubriso]

yes

[@Ryukushin]

level 23!? SLOW DOWN there Min/Max Mcgee!!!

[@nowaygardenhose]

great wipe pickleboy!

[@nottravix1353]

AQUA THE ORIGINAL SPLINTER CELL IS GETTING A COMPLETE 1 FOR 1 REMAKE BY A UBISOFT STUDIO THAT USED TO BE DEAD ITS GONNA BE AWESOME

[@simonhansson1697]

"Where am I gonna get CPUs?" -Well, perhaps try looting PCs Aqua?

[@brothersofthebackrow]

Dearest aqua. I watch these videos every night while I'm absolutely baked (obviously) you make my evenings and I fall asleep. I love your awful jokes and wish you kept the full length jokes in your videos don't edit them out. Do you have a playlist of your awful long jokes they make me think of the great norm McDonald.

[@AverySadBear]

Whoa... Aqua video...

[@Kermodo]

Aqua is like identical to my older brother

[@neonblack211]

Aqua I hate to tell you but Adam Sandler is kind of a meme now

[@killaclutch4208]

Yay lunch

[@Chris_Hansen___]

I'm so happy Aqua knows what MXC is!!

[@DOiNKLES]

i bet it was on at his house every saturday morning

[@Chris_Hansen___]

I know it was for me lol

[@DOiNKLES]

@@Chris_Hansen___ im watching it now. Lol

[@maskettaman1488]

Why would that make you happy?

[@DOiNKLES]

@@maskettaman1488weird question…

[@adrianqlol2235]

I’d pay Aqua to auto sort inventory

[@chaygordon5728]

Aqua thinks hes geting kappa. LMAO

[@VanBourner]

Hell yeah, fucking hate the specific kill quests. Setup, SBIH, Tarkov shooter, Punisher...

[@meinnase]

The decisions this man makes are infuriating. Actually gets enough therapist rep for ll3 right on pmc level by handing in supply plans, decides to spend half a million to get rep that he wont need until hes 11 levels higher (and the keys quite possibly not costing anything anymore) lmao.

[@hopdig]

Bezo Buck Baddies

[@nickd.949]

Aqua idk if anybody has said it in stream but use the shoulder swap on situations like 1:47 and you’ll win significantly more left peek engagements

[@nickd.949]

Nevermind I just saw 14:40

[@CptHorus]

Just wait until you meet "Ambulances again".. never seen such a bs quest

[@agamentong6314]

ok, after the years, I know that you are kinda bad, but your plays in this video literally hurt my soul

[@brettnasty7138]

The snow has got to go.

[@hellamangz0r]

Vibes are: crusty boogers

[@Sparckie]

More MXC replays! I said MORE GORSH DARNIT!!!!! Excuse my language.

[@hdhejehwkaje6542]

Ive been watching to many good people because i just wanna leave hate messages about his skill level. Idk why i have hater energy

[@epimeno9146]

We all experience it to an extent once you understand this game to a certain point

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

Because aqua plays that way on purpose for people to engage in the comments and chat to juice the algorithm.

[@Jenkdraws]

Hell yeah Chinese and aqua

[@jocal9125]

the reason why you couldnt aim at the end cuz you got hit in the arm

[@niallgrew2920]

I just may....

[@ElidanVideos]

What level Aqua actually is right now? It's hilarious to me that I've started like 2 weeks after him and already ahead in progression. Do we really see like the best moments of Aqua during these videos (I dont watch streams of tarkov, that's masochism). Is he getting clapped 9/10 of the rest of his raids?

[@jhokko9222]

If I just watch the videos and not the streams I’ll always be a higher level than this gaming freak, I swear every time he’s like 1-2 levels above.

[@cleetus405]

Milk

[@thegreatvalue7028]

He goes to customize mp5 for raid doesn’t use it

[@yikesmcgee-gz3lq]

1.2 mil and saying rich 😂. I get nervous when I drop below 30mil

[@joshuagumm8485]

How much a a Tarkov veteran as bad now as day one?

[@johnstuckert3292]

This man has no PP

[@music101.]

Smaqua

[@theycallmesenpai]

lower your ads sense by 10% and you will be fine pal