The problem is that as a Florida Man, any hypothetical crimes or otherwise shenanigans that you describe are 100% believable.
@WhoisVinnie2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Florida
@ShynLamo2 жыл бұрын
Ok but can I please ask if anyone ever figured out how did Florida become that way 😂
@magusnight59892 жыл бұрын
@@ShynLamo Apparantly something about how they report the crimes is different.
@holdthetruthhostage2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@SheevPalpatine664202 жыл бұрын
@@magusnight5989 nah. It's because as Floridians our state is the licensed petri dish for the newest and best drug manufacturers. It's really that simple. We're just all high. All of us. ALL OF US.
@thegnarledpirate91982 жыл бұрын
I love the implication that the beaver is treated with more humanity than the prisoner.
@michaelbirkinshaw8523 Жыл бұрын
Why not the beaver never did anything wrong unlike the person in the cell that's there to begin with
@vc101 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbirkinshaw8523 i think the beaver is part of the staff.
@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Жыл бұрын
Cause the beaver didn't do evil shit to other humans
@lorddelta18052 жыл бұрын
I believed the bit about the screaming party but then he kept going and I felt really silly for even trusting him to begin with
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
h-bees is a master of ordering his things properly.
@brumm0m3ntum942 жыл бұрын
i believed until the soap incident
@dragon_os51532 жыл бұрын
Any part where you can see his face is generally legit or obvious sarcasm, but beware any time you cannot see his face.
@JayTorin2 жыл бұрын
@Garrett yeah it reminds me of how the guys on my belt at UPS acted. Any time a supervisor yelled out a call we'd scream back to tell them to shut their bitch ass up. It wasn't anything personal, all the calls were good things (break, 1rst/2nd/last call etc.) It was just what we all did
@MrMagnaniman2 жыл бұрын
The night off for bible study is what made it extra believable for me. Somehow. It just seemed like a detail no one would invent. So, anyway, I guess I'm a dummy, too.
@eugenekrabs1412 жыл бұрын
as a man with 70+ hours on the escapists 2 i can say with full confidence i could escape this in less than a week
@philsharpe43152 жыл бұрын
As someone with 50+ hours on prison architect I say you can escape it in 3
my friend my good pal 70 hours is not a flex in the video game world as someone with 600 hours in tf2 i can tell you this in confidence
@tonyhakston5362 жыл бұрын
@@the_dexman imagine only having 3 digits of playtime in TF2.
@the_dexman2 жыл бұрын
@@tonyhakston536 I'm getting there!
@ZinVFXnSuch2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, as of apparently 16 days ago, Richard McNair the man with little hair has actually been moved to a prison near ADX Florence but not ADX Florence itself. This means that, in some capacity, he has escaped ADX Florence.
@planescaped Жыл бұрын
What a chad.
@I_am_box Жыл бұрын
That’s a bold statement to make but it is so correct
@danielbeck9683 Жыл бұрын
Our balding boy did it
@geralds15002 жыл бұрын
I thought this was something Huggbees was making up in his usual style, then I looked it up and realized this is an actual place that exists
@SofosProject2 жыл бұрын
He'd come up with a more badass name than ADX Florence.
@breathmint70652 жыл бұрын
his content is all 100% real
@yaboy1632 жыл бұрын
Yup, its in Colorado. I live a few hours away and even drove past it without realizing which prison it was. Theres also signs lining the road saying not to give rides to inmates, as if that was ever an issue there
@countingwithjerold2 жыл бұрын
Nice name 🥶
@Gotz_the_iron_hand2 жыл бұрын
This just tells me that the regional jail in my area got some inspiration from this place. It was far less miserable, but the guards chose the movies we watched. My greatest trauma was being forced to sit through Uptown Girls.
@apropripinquo2 жыл бұрын
@Emotional Damage dear person who made this bot, you probably should program it to....not be the first reply?
@Purple_Lego_stud2 жыл бұрын
@@apropripinquo true my man
@alex.g73172 жыл бұрын
U were in prison?
@Purple_Lego_stud2 жыл бұрын
@@alex.g7317 let’s be honest, I have as well
@Purple_Lego_stud2 жыл бұрын
@@alex.g7317 many, MANY orphans
@GruM_fgt2 жыл бұрын
Huggbees admiting to his GTA V crimes has made me remember the time my dad didn't let me play games for a few days cause he saw me headshot a civilian in Vice City. ah how the times have changed
@FartSticksXDlol2 жыл бұрын
You out of jail
@FartSticksXDlol2 жыл бұрын
After killing someone now
@Black_Revue2 жыл бұрын
It takes a Super Jail to hold a Super Villain
@Ze_eT2 жыл бұрын
But do we really need this Super Jail to contain these mere villains? Because they all lack one thing. *PRESENTATION!*
@oscarwillimott92962 жыл бұрын
@Tommy 🅥 You're going to Super Jail.
@MalarkySparky2 жыл бұрын
That's true. We need some serious changes. After all, the world's gone crazy and it ain't safe on the street.
@andrews47172 жыл бұрын
Truly, life on the outside Ain’t what it used to be
@hankjones78292 жыл бұрын
RIP Super Jail
@PosthumanHeresy2 жыл бұрын
I never really thought about it before, but Huggbees does have the energy of a MGS support team member. If you made a square out of Mei Ling, Otacon, Sigint and Para-Medic he's in the middle.
@harpoox2 жыл бұрын
The huggbees lore continues to expand
@MiniNadez252 жыл бұрын
Andrew is the lore master
@Leet-iz2fz2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream last night that Huggbees did a video shouting out a random fast food joint that sat alone in the middle of nowhere. His entire viewer base flocked there. I was also there, but I didn't want to be, and I kept stumbling and falling in my efforts to escape. Huggbees himself followed me and laughed at my suffering while beckoning others to watch.
@Myth_Incarnate2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, get a load of this dork developing a coping strategy of believing the events of the last 97 hours were just a dream. Ah man, good times.
@Leet-iz2fz2 жыл бұрын
@@Myth_Incarnate Oh god...
@ultimapower69502 жыл бұрын
I remember that time. I even nuked a rival stand named new york
@Nyx_Fey_ Жыл бұрын
To be fair- we haven't stopped laughing at you yet
@name_2442 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention whenever a prisoner is escorted anywhere, that they are either blindfolded or bagged so they can’t see and the escorts never take they same path to wherever they go so a mental map can’t be made.
@Arretito2 жыл бұрын
Green screen huggbees is keeping me sane.
@deethwarrior2 жыл бұрын
2 fakes
@deethwarrior2 жыл бұрын
@Bully Maguire 🅥 fake
@evillecaston2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm as an inmate, this place is serious. I was sent here for war crimes after deleting the state of Central Dakota.
@gamemode_cat66062 жыл бұрын
So that's why everyone here insists the flag should only have 50 stars...
@corycurry41352 жыл бұрын
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS WHOLE VIDEO . at first it seemed like some joke story then it developed into a whole documentary video about a prison and then suddenly I was sucked back into a joke without realizing it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@Jester201002 жыл бұрын
Andrew, I don’t know what compelled you to make videos like this, but they are bangers. Keep making them.
@jarihoogendoorn58232 жыл бұрын
So this is where chrischan is held
@zackadir27562 жыл бұрын
Wow
@starkillersneed2 жыл бұрын
Chris' cell is also equipped with interdimensional technology, lest Chris-Chan just escapes to CWCville when the Dimensional Merge comes
@hamishfox2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the last guy thinks that it might be prison policy to call the beaver 'Sanchez' just shows how warped his thinking truly is.
@minetieplays20922 жыл бұрын
Huggbees is just built different, that’s why no prison can hold him
@hardmask46852 жыл бұрын
I give Huggbees my full respect after throwing in TF2 references
@jacobsiron69292 жыл бұрын
Man really just went through a hurricane and immediately got back to business, absolute legend
@jacobsiron69292 жыл бұрын
Begone _B O T_
@jacobsiron69292 жыл бұрын
Begone _B O T_
@deethwarrior2 жыл бұрын
What the fuc- BEGON BOT
@jacobsiron69292 жыл бұрын
@@deethwarrior okay, oddly enough, the first of my duplicate replies was actually one of those scam bots that try to pretend (not very well) to be the channel that posted the video, and now it's somehow my reply to said bot??? Idk
@noisywhispers11642 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, that 999 music is so good. Digital Root is easily my favorite track in it. So glad it was used as music for the video.
@paytonbostwick28992 жыл бұрын
Finally someone who has the balls to admit their love for ginger ale
@robotortoise2 жыл бұрын
Zero Escape music during the escape room section at 5:40?! Oh my god, amazing!! Made a funny video even better.
@belalabusultan59112 жыл бұрын
it's easy to get out of there, just tell them "time's out", and just pause the whole "criminal vs law" game to take a breather, just remember, if you want to do criminalizing again, you'll have to go back to the same spot and say "continue" or no one will want to play the "kill and steal" game with you anymore.
@thegrandwizard17002 жыл бұрын
Little bit of Comicbook Lore: In the Marvel Universe, the Super Prison for Supervillians is called “The Raft.” Whereas, In the DC universe, the Super Prisons for Supervillians are called Stryker’s Island, Blackgate Prison, and Arkham Asylum.
@thegrandwizard17002 жыл бұрын
Forgot about Belle Reve too. That’s a newer addition.
@weirdferretthing2 жыл бұрын
The craziest thing to me is that a dude is there BY REQUEST. A doctor, who I won't name because KZbin hates proper sourcing I guess, asked to be sent to ADX Florence because he got stabbed at another prison.
@billygoatguy39602 жыл бұрын
I mean if you want security you might as well get the best.
@melvinmerkelhopper57522 жыл бұрын
Michael Swango. He poisoned 4 of his patients to death.
@Creativestname Жыл бұрын
Well he doesn't want to escape so he went there for safety it's simple
@an_ton74052 жыл бұрын
This sounds like exposition for a sick prison escape game
@endruv_22872 жыл бұрын
Hugbees could actually be a master level magician and I wouldn't be surprised
@delta__animation2 жыл бұрын
Imagine not having been to prison (remember, we’re still roleplaying here)
@jayrawd2 жыл бұрын
I saw this, giggled then clicked to watch. I love the effect your videos have. Glad to know you punched that hurricane all the way north
@finlanddoesnotexist922 жыл бұрын
I once took a tour of Oklahoma State Penitentiary. They have a maximum security unit called H-Unit, and in all honesty it’s worse than ADX. The cells have no windows, it’s underground, the walls are unpainted, and the cells are poorly lit. I’d rather do time at ADX.
@-Juney-2 жыл бұрын
I was ready to deliver some hot American justice onto Dacoobers when he said america sucks, but then he said everyone else sucks worse and he became my idol for speaking the truth.
@Pigness72 жыл бұрын
The huggbees renesance has been crazy
@1MadJack12 жыл бұрын
@just i c e L + Ratio
@shahmirkhan53732 жыл бұрын
renaissance, close enough though
@apropripinquo2 жыл бұрын
@@shahmirkhan5373 you mean rennysonce?
@Devo572 жыл бұрын
One of this prison’s most infamous inmates is Dzokhar Tsarnaev, one of the Boston Marathon Bombers. There’s one thing I find really funny about his sentence. He was sentenced to death in 2015, but in 2020 it was overturned. Then the Supreme Court said “no fucker, you’re dying” so they overturned the 2020 overturn in 2022 so he’s sentenced to death again
@larrythewanderer34222 жыл бұрын
lol, hugbees is the physical embodiment of chat from Doug Doug's experinents. Top tier content
@kobeischildren2 жыл бұрын
I could see your right eye through your sunglasses so i lowered my brightness
@reomemewagon2 жыл бұрын
An army of chimps with machine guns is like a slipping jimmy with a law degree.
@Lotus_Juice2 жыл бұрын
the parallax on your pixel eyes for that opening was amazing
@dhn61542 жыл бұрын
If your doing a video on prisons escapists then try talking about yoshie shiratori the guy escaped 4 maximum security prisons by dislocating bones and breaking full steel hand lock that required a blacksmith to open then after nearly every single escape went to a police officer or a court and said he would stop escaping if they moved put him in a warmer place. He remained in a fifth prison just because it wasn’t as cold
@LegendaryLeafeon3692 жыл бұрын
Wasnt it also because of the way the police treated him in the prison?
@edfreak90012 жыл бұрын
i mean say what you will but if the man is so bothered by the cold that he's breaking his bones purely to get moved it doesn't sound so unreasonable to just move him
@dhn61542 жыл бұрын
@@LegendaryLeafeon369 yea it was just my comment was already long enough tho
@Purified_Waterz2 жыл бұрын
Finally caught a video as soon as it’s live!
@ninjamasterbuilder8675 Жыл бұрын
The only thing free in this prison isn't the prisoner nor the guards, it's the plants that form on the walls
@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real2 жыл бұрын
So what I'm hearing is the only prisoners who can leave this prison is the Nanbaka squad
@crimsonbok2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for defeating Hurricane Ian
@KRUSH-R2 жыл бұрын
Team Fortress 2 has been recognized by the Huggbees KZbin channel, Mission Accomplished
@criticalcentrist2 жыл бұрын
Love watching anything I can about ADX Florence and really wish there was more about this place.
@rickardjames13192 жыл бұрын
I love your comedy video-essays :D
@boe.jiden68082 жыл бұрын
As someone whos taken a tour of the place before for a bring your kids to work day, I can say personally they ain't fucking around
@gamemode_cat66062 жыл бұрын
And in this cell Timmy, is John bloodrender! He murdered a whole class full of kids your age. We like to tase him for the fun of it, want to try?
@omegawilliam95s36 Жыл бұрын
1:34 I like how he's implying he makes the army in secret within the prison.
@abril96432 жыл бұрын
Huggbees when he finally hugs a bee
@FetusDeletus_E2 жыл бұрын
That will be the moment his role on earth is fulfilled and he will ascend into a higher plane of existence
@jdieso4400 Жыл бұрын
Was I the only one expecting a video on comic book supervillain holding facilities. Arkham, blackgate, the raft, the cube, the vault, the big house, etc
@Jerberus2 жыл бұрын
The fact he specified that it was 5.56 round the guards were using means business.
@rossgabriel88812 жыл бұрын
2 Minutes in and he already makes alot of bs points.... This is why I love this channel
@dampierre992 жыл бұрын
That stance he's holding for the entire video is amazing
@ABW9412 жыл бұрын
I have an Idea, Huggbees could try to get his hands on one of those NUTRALOAFS which are made in prison and served to prisoners to punish them. He could try to give us a NUTRALOAF review, i dont think this was done so far. Upvote me to see it happen ;-D
@samreddig88192 жыл бұрын
I thought that was just a Civvie skit
@ABW9412 жыл бұрын
@@samreddig8819 ?
@DaniMartVTen2 жыл бұрын
Every spy agency co-viewing through any smartphone subscribed to this channel just had a key phrase meltdown.
@T.Rizzle2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what I’m watching but I am both terrified and interested
@GrumpyIan2 жыл бұрын
You watched a video about ADX where if you did something to be there then you probably deserve it. :D
@DrGears.2 жыл бұрын
Does anybody realize how much he looks like all of the postal dudes combined into one “postal man”
@skinnylegend34872 жыл бұрын
Im from Southern CO and have drove from Pueblo to Salida a few times and there are signs when you enter freemont county that say dont pick up hitchhikers cuz that whole county is a fucking prison hell hole. Literally even Cañon City is if youre a minority cuz there is unconfirmed kkk activity in the area after dark at times (but being the former kkk hotspot for that area of the country), many confederate flags, and people giving you dirty looks at the walmart, maybe the occasional slur or two. To make a long story short, never go to or drive thru Freemont County unless you have to because of lose prisoners, klan sympathizers, and shitty vibes.
@frownyclowny69552 жыл бұрын
*starts driving to Freemont county so I can beat up racists and burn their flags* :]
@dysgeusia9992 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@TheB00tyWarrior Жыл бұрын
If white, why does this matter?
@TheKrensada2 жыл бұрын
The far worse crime Darek committed than the swiping of the last ginger ale, was the unforgivable act of being named Darek.
@masedaace5473 Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail reminds me of that one time Thanos was just arrested by ordinary Earth police in a comic where a kid used the Cosmic Cube to tie him in vines after he tried to make the kid his partner. God, I love comics!
@proimsat2 жыл бұрын
My god that smile at the end is just brilliant! Lmao
@gammatriscellian2 жыл бұрын
A sweet man made horrors beyond my comprehension
@GhostlyPhantome2 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a place where'd they be running some Taskforce X type stuff.
@ABW9412 жыл бұрын
Had to look up Thomas Silverstein, allthough the Arian Brotherhood is far more inclusive than people tend to believe (they join forces with black or latino gangs sometimes) i thought that having a jewish leader was a bit unusual for them. Silverstein is actually only the Name of his adoptive father. Also interesting: He went to jail for robbery, and killed three peole while inside, one of them was a correctional officer. Silverstein died in 2019.
@connorinacar90082 жыл бұрын
ADX also is a great place to develop friendships. Remember Yousef? He, old Ted Kaczynski and everyone’s favorite Timothy McVeigh became good chums and discussed “philosophy” together. (Before McVeigh was introduced to a lethal overdose and Teddy was transferred)
@gamemode_cat66062 жыл бұрын
"lethal overdose" remember kids, drugs are bad no matter how many people you've killed.
@CREEPINGIRON2 жыл бұрын
A brand new Huggbees upload in the Pacific Minute? what a wonderful way to close the kickoff to this spooky of all months. 🦓💚
@epicgameclips546082 жыл бұрын
I used to live in Florenec, and the fact that the supermax is so cool just makes me happy cause it's in my old little town
@riverr52202 жыл бұрын
This is wild to hear huggees talk about this because it's right down the road from my town lol
@34moused372 жыл бұрын
Him mentioning the spy from team fortress 2 fills me with joy
@agnizzab29132 жыл бұрын
Same
@karkatshipper83832 жыл бұрын
glad to see your good, Huggbees. Hope every in Florida can be as safe as possible after Ian. P.s someone needs to bilud this in Minecraft or something or make a whole game of trying to escape can't be that hard. lol
@thephony16512 жыл бұрын
Huggbees didn’t fear Ian, Ian feared Huggbees
@ThatJazzCat2 жыл бұрын
@@thephony1651 his power is unmatched Florida men are just too powerful
@ena44382 жыл бұрын
Try "The Escapists". Its a game all about escaping jails.
@some-replies2 жыл бұрын
What about Puerto Rico? They had no power for a week and no one even mentioned it
@KairuHakubi2 жыл бұрын
@@some-replies and then the hurricane hit!
@skullkid94752 жыл бұрын
Can't believe huggbees is a ginger ale drinker. Unforgivable.
@richardomilos86869 ай бұрын
Someone good enough to escape this hellhole wouldnt have been caught in the first place.
@johnfrian2 жыл бұрын
Loving these story telling videos!
@utubeiskaren77962 жыл бұрын
"You can't die in this prison" Me, an intellectual: (bashes head into wall)
@StuffandThings_2 жыл бұрын
I believe there's a GTA5 roleplaying server out there. That intro makes me really, really want to see Huggbees give it a go. I imagine he'd be hilarious with that.
@000Acid2 жыл бұрын
i honestly feel so sorry for harold nickson
@metalmario12312 жыл бұрын
Wherever we send you the guards certainly wont be hurricanes...we learned our lessons
@grecco_buckliano2 жыл бұрын
6:12 you left out Reacher. He can pick you up by the throat with one hand and hold you like that until you agree to be civil.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24942 жыл бұрын
unless he's Tom Cruise. I don't want to know what that guy picks you up by.
@jackass62572 жыл бұрын
can't wait to go insane in solitary. oh wait. I already am.
@ameiso2 жыл бұрын
i like the coffeecup in the background
@reyskypony69092 жыл бұрын
I can't handle your videos, but I appreciate giving him a try.
@gabrielferreira64272 жыл бұрын
Now I understand why I found this hotel so weird.
@Romanticoutlaw2 жыл бұрын
florida man cranks out another absolute banger with a hurricane in his back yard
@bbloomfield64972 жыл бұрын
2:20 That background music has got to be Perfect Dark on N64.
@jgcoverkknot57012 жыл бұрын
I'm currently in prison for spray painting 'i hate the Missouri road sign' on the base of the Arch Monument
@sandvichofthesea49102 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting the subtle hints that every man is so incredibly head over heels for this guy, and all the women are too, but can keep a level head nost of the time
@Salty_Suds2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro, I didn't know you shot a dude and stole a car and bribed someone
@Salty_Suds2 жыл бұрын
Bot
@MiniNadez252 жыл бұрын
Thank you Andrew for this great video
@FHBStudio2 жыл бұрын
The worst criminals have made their terrible acts legal first, before committing them.
@doylethelovely25552 жыл бұрын
We already have one it’s called the birdcage. God it’s like you haven’t even heard of the PRT.
@grecco_buckliano2 жыл бұрын
Hey Buggchuggers! Good one, man.
@RamenHutt2 жыл бұрын
That into made me think that at this point California is not all that different from Los Santos. "Grand teft auto, assault with a deadly weapon, drug trafficking, murder. a few hrs in jail will put you straight."
@Swedeinaboonie2 жыл бұрын
And we're still roleplaying here
@gavinporotko78152 жыл бұрын
I hope Derrick one day gets you a replacement can
@V1UltrakilI2 жыл бұрын
Huggbees, roast every state license plate
@Wibrr Жыл бұрын
THE SPY FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2
@S1dew1nderNL2 жыл бұрын
This video has me feeling like i just had a fever dream, what the hell is this wordsoup?
@GanjeremyFonzarelli5 ай бұрын
the fact taht you were able to find any information about this prison means that it isn't thje most secure prison that we have