The SwayStories Response - Very Really Good

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

the "no new content until we hit x amount of follows' reminds me of the thing wattpad writers would do when they'd say 'i'll publish the next episode when we hit 100 votes so get your friends to do it'

[@SM-yz4hi]

they prob ripped most of the plot from fanfic so i wouldn’t be surprised if they stole the business model too lol

[@NatTalks01]

to the non binary kid near the end: DONT TELL YOUR FAMILY ABOUT BEING QUEER WHILE YOU STILL DEPEND ON THEM. Please, coming from another non binary and bissexual person, your safety is the utmost priority here. Hiding absolutely sucks but please find a source of income, a place to live and a support network before coming out to a homophobic/transphobic parent.

[@GreenAndGoth]

THIS is REALLY IMPORTANT. Coming from ANOTHER non-binary, my parents didn’t get it at all and it was extremely painful. I didn’t get abused, neglected or kicked out, but it was psychological torture. So please, take your time.

[@theokunkel]

Commenting to boost this

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

Commenting to boost this as well!

[@hayden1300]

boosting this comment immediately‼️‼️

[@altacc1724]

yes. it’s hard, but when parents are extremely transphobic/homophobic it can make just living with them hell if you come out, or you could get kicked out. - from a non binary lesbian living with homophobic p/transphobic parents

[@noelmontgomery9580]

Kurtis, have you Pavlov’ed yourself into needing water every time you hear the changing subject music? 😂

[@tyal]

this cracked me up hahhhahah

[@booklover-hu9tw]

OMG LMAOO

[@ASMRyouasleep]

No? What is the sound from, like hocus pocus or….

[@cosmicnic]

@@ASMRyouasleep goat story 1

[@noelmontgomery9580]

I understand that :) the goat story vid was incredible! It was just a joke about the physiologist Pavlov and how every time the subject changes and the music plays Kurtis takes a sip. This vid he didn’t have his drink but stated, when the music started playing, that he was thirsty. Just a classic Pavlov joke :)

[@oswin3327]

I just hope that Kurtis never stops using the sound from the Goat Story whenever changes the subject because it's honestly the last thing that holds my metal health together

[@firdosinizam3443]

right?1 it is literally the funniest thing ever, I laugh every fucking time its so stupid omfg

[@bluespirit671]

“METAL HEALTH” 🤘😝 **head bangs**

[@babygroot5594]

@@bluespirit671 now THIS single handedly kept me from breaking down thank you dude HAJSNWN

[@bluespirit671]

@@babygroot5594 UR VERY WELCOME 🤘💀 **continues head banging**

[@indoorgreg7364]

Wait that’s where it’s from?!? Omg

[@abbie.mp4]

not a fan of video game movies but you cant deny that a legend of zelda movie done by studio ghibli wouldnt absolutely slap

[@o.lemon.o]

damn thatd be awesome

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

Uhm yes please.

[@sophiep4057]

Why doesn’t this comment have more likes?

[@aniya2633]

Oh shit I thought you were saying that studio ghilbi DID make a legend of Zelda movie and I almost flipped. That would be so coolll

[@obnitor]

i’ll take ghibli and nothing else

[@nobonemarrow]

the only person in my eyes that can properly play Mario is Danny Devito change my mind

[@brockfordjunktion]

Nicholas Cage

[@theeeAmazing1]

ok true

[@eep3]

@@brockfordjunktion Luigi?

[@nachopeligro]

eddy burback

[@GreenAndGoth]

@@eep3 Charlie Day.

[@elleneggland9846]

i followed swaystories just to see kurtis play episode 2... and now he's saying he's not gonna play it even if they somehow manage to reach 50k... i'm suing i think...

[@ugh1230]

they deleted the account also

[@luciadreaming9]

I'll testify

[@Motuochez]

I'm glad he doesn't plan to play the chapter 2, don't give money and fame to those dirtbags

[@riycardboard7235]

@@Motuochez totally get what you’re saying, however, I think that it’d be smarter for him to post a video of him playing episode 2, so that no one else will pay money to play because they’re curious. Then Kurty Boy will get the money he deserves INSTEAD of the dirtbags!!

[@snackycakes7326]

Are you reviewing your legal options?

[@lilmisspurdey]

I really hate when they cast super well known actors as super well known characters. It drags you out of the movie and ruins the immersion.

[@eva-pd2be]

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[@WheezeLotus]

"I thought we were past all this. There were two years where Chris Pratt was in everything." This is an Illumination movie, their whole thing is being achingly behind the times. Can't wait for the April 2020 toilet paper jokes in this movie. 🙄

[@tkorde8988]

Not just Illumination, Nintendo is living in the past too

[@GreenAndGoth]

@@sisyfussit It’s a spammer that posts bullshit on every thread. Just ignore Axxl.

[@rome5149]

the thing about chis pratt being mario is that mario already HAS a voice. it's different when a character doesn't already have voice lines that people know and love, but mario's so incredibly recognizable that chris is just not going to be able to do it

[@sapphirethesapphic]

and they casted mario’s original voice actor into the movie as well! and not even as mario!

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@sapphirethesapphic that might be the single rudest thing I’ve heard this year and that’s only hyperbolic a little bit

[@kehndole]

update after the trailer, you were right it's literally him just doing his normal talking voice.

[@hirudineadentes]

I think it's even worse that they are including the original voice actor for Mario and STILL letting Crisp Rat voice him. Like he gets to watch as they take Mario behind the shed and shoot him between his eyes.

[@laraf-b]

HFKDJFJGKSL crisp rat omlll

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Well Pricksy that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Chris is an excellent actor, and his voice acting in Onward was pretty damn spot on, but did they *really* have to cast him as Mario? They just needed A-List celebs, nothing more nothing less

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

"crisp rat" I'M SCREAMING

[@pumpkin3461]

CRISP RAT

[@indoorgreg7364]

Why does everyone hate Chris Pratt so much

[@nikotatara4185]

i'm honestly upset about all the casting in the mario movie because those roles should be going to actual voice actors instead of big name film and tv actors. those film and tv actors already can get jobs doing what they're good at. they don't have experience with voice acting. those roles should go to people who actually do voice acting as a job and are good at it.

[@takomasmith8246]

I mean Jack black and Seth Rogen has voice acted before (literally Jack black was in Kung fu panda and normally that show wouldn’t be my style but it was good) Chris Pratt I feel like people are only disappointed because they can’t imagine what he would sound like but he was good in the lego movie. However it is disappointing the real voice of Mario is only a guest.

[@kiiturii]

gotta love people pretending like they care. It's 1 movie and you're going on some twitter activist shit over it just because it's the trendy thing to do. You will stop giving a shit in a week and then you'll cry about it again when the movie is released and then forget about it again a week later. It's so cringe to pretend like you care about professional voice actors getting jobs. They're already professionals which literally means they're getting jobs. So how are they different from an actor lmfao. If you want some fiverr VA to be cast for this you're just delusional, that's not how life works you've never cared before and you will never care again, so why even pretend

[@nmclick]

@@kiiturii why are you so mad, talk about hypocritical lol

[@kiiturii]

@@nmclick do you even know the meaning of hypocritical lmfao

[@nmclick]

@@kiiturii you are here crying like a toddler over people being angry about the casting. the hypocrisy is that you yourself are getting upset over things that you dont actually care about. like do you seriously think *your* going to care after a week? go cry somewhere else who cares what people decide to criticize.

[@kashhaliwell]

“NO WHEN DID I ASK?” i was FLOORED 😭😭

[@AveryTalksAboutStuff]

Pratt attempting the Mario voice may kill me.

[@rinothename5563]

I think he can definitely do it. But it’s strange that they have the actor that does the voice of Mario for years and not use him?

[@AveryTalksAboutStuff]

@@rinothename5563 agreed, the og voice actor should have the part

[@ley.470]

my bet is that its gonna sound like andy dwyer from parks in rec doing a mario impression 😭

[@kitty0chan444]

I’ll be going down with u

[@Wabajak13]

Update: it's really bad

[@luciadreaming9]

"I gave you the money, now give me what I paid for!" - me to my health insurance company

[@joeysaenz3960]

The craziest thing is that the guy who does Mario’s voice is actually cast in the movie already! so wild to me at least

[@badluckastro7205]

yeah they said he's doing cameos or something, that doesn't really make sense

[@joeysaenz3960]

@@badluckastro7205 i would just be jealous the whole time watching chris pratt in the booth like “that should be me!” 😂😂😂

[@saram3449]

Someone on Twitter said they bet it’s gonna be the actual voice actor do one iconic Mario line, have a coughing fit, and then just have Chris Pratt’s voice for the rest of the movie and I honestly see that happening 😭

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

@@saram3449 oh my god that’s probably exactly what’s going to happen

[@uselessduck2353]

Voice Acting and Acting are very different, Acting focuses more on projecting your voice and showing the emotions on your face, Voice Acting focuses more on portraying the right amount of an emotion in your voice and making sure your voice is consistently in character while recording. A lot of actors dont understand that difference but still gets hired because they're already a famous actor. Its unfortunate really, there are so many voice actors that would do better than Chris, even if the Voice Actor that has played Mario for the past 30 years didnt want to voice Mario in the movie, there are so many Voice Actors that would be willing to take the role and would be better than Chris :/. Sorry about the ramble, as an aspiring Voice Actor its frustrating to see potential roles be taken from Voice Actors just because an Actor's name has some pre-existing star power behind it.

[@angelofsorrows]

Holy shit exactly. This happened to one of the casts in an anime I really like (Trese). In the Tagalog (Filipino) dub, they casted a really famous (and great, btw) actress here in the Philippines and ohmygod it was probably the worse decision ever. Her voice was so monotone and emotionless it made me want to watch the original dub instead. It sucks cause she's a really great actress, but I guess she's just not fit for voice acting

[@CJMGalaxy]

I'm a complete VO nerd (though I have no talent for it myself), and 100%. Almost all voice actors can also stage or screen act (and need to, more often now, in the mocap world), but a famous actor coming in and being able to do VO is rare as shit. I hate it when big names get cast in animation just for the name recognition when I could run down a list of VO talent could do the job ten times better.

[@Joshdanggit]

Nice double meaning saying “star power” at the end.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@CJMGalaxy "VO"??

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Ikr, like I absolutely love Chris Pratt and I enjoy his acting, but why on Earth did they ever think to cast him as the voice of Mario...

[@stephaniec2892]

For the NB person asking about the masks: you can get vaccinated if you're over 12 wthout parental consent. Check your provincial or state laws and there are groups that can help you if you're in a state that makes it difficult.

[@maddieroussin]

in most states you need to be 18 to get vaccinated without parental/guardian consent. i have a friend who is currently doing everything she can to get vaccinated but can’t because she is 17 and doesn’t have her parents consent.

[@kiarasmith9186]

I’m so dead bro “when did I ask?” Lmaoooo

[@vae3253]

i’m sick of hollywood casting non-voice actors for voice acting roles 💀 or, i don’t know… if mario will be cartoon or actually chris pratt. but fuck, man, regular actors don’t have the range for voice roles if that’s not how they’re trained

[@skellish]

@notThatBad411 Emmett was literally just Crisp Rat's normal voice, what is your point?

[@bebelmatson]

I also don’t like this at all.. at this point we can only hope he’ll do an okay job. at least he’s done some voice-acting. the good thing is jack black is in it and I love his voice acting so 🤷‍♀️

[@Summer__bummer]

Wdym bro actors are actors also Chris pratt has done voice acting and so has Jack black, Seth rogan, Charlie day, Keegan-micheal key and probably more of the cast. You're literally just complaining for no reason

[@enough2715]

@@Summer__bummer please do further research as to why people dislike live action actors doing voice actor jobs, nintendo shill.

[@LemonGlow99]

It’s very unsettling and chaotic to me that sometimes Kurt has time stamps and sometimes he does not

[@mariakinsey2262]

This was not the podcast to listen to while eating lunch

[@wepeelwraps]

lmfaoooo it never is💀 i’ve made this mistake before too

[@nahya.k]

damn im eating lunch thanks for the warning

[@Xx-fw3gn]

anytime Kurtis says "omg we have a good story to talk about" it reminds me of those clips on TMZ when they're in the office yelling at each other over celebrities buying milk or some shit😭

[@peachtea6514]

I honestly kind of wish the movie was going to be a silly live action one, it would at least give a way better excuse to use these big actors. Also Jack Black would still be an amazing choice for live action bowser lmao

[@madisonraetogo]

Kurtis is always doing the lords work, going where no man has gone before

[@tejasvatisingh4603]

I still havent gotten over the time he accidently pressed the fart sound 😂😂

[@SterlingDelta]

typical Canadian, cant even let a slam go without ending positive

[@hintsiren]

If they had switched them. Charlie Day should be Mario. Chris Pratt should be Luigi. It’s so obvious. They were so close.

[@LancenHarms]

you may be onto something here

[@captainvortex]

OMG you’re so right!

[@spaceycowboy4514]

about the semen trees: IN MY HIGH SCHOOL AND MIDDLE SCHOOL THEY HAD THOSE TREES PLANTED ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL so everyday at school we all had to deal with the smell of jizz wafting in and out of our noses all day LMAO IDK WHY MY SCHOOL DISTRICT WERE OBSESSED WITH THOSE TREES so mf nasty though. except back then we called them "fish coochie trees"

[@brookey3888]

i saw another comment to the nonbinary person, and im coming here to say the same thing. i understand how hard it is to be misgendered and everything, but the psychological effects of being constantly berated for your identity will be worse than staying semi-closeted at home for a few more years. especially since by what you've said about your parents, they seem like the kind of parents who would take away any financial support and make your life miserable while you're still there, and maybe even kick you out OR not give you the support needed to finally move out and "escape" to somewhere nicer. sending you so much love and luck

[@ghoultooth]

Yes! There is NO rush to come out when you don’t know that you are 100% safe to.

[@rintinrina]

"It's Monday." No Kurtis, it's Wednesday.

[@cybe3rr277]

silly kurtis

[@snowpoler]

No, it's the same day, everyday. The day restarts at 23:59 but only few can tell. The calendars are fucked too for some reason. For some people it might seem like it's Monday, for others, like it's Wednseday.

[@rintinrina]

@@snowpoler But my favorite day is Thursday! Are you saying it will never come!?

[@brockfordjunktion]

It is Wednesday my dudes

[@bitchpuke]

ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@carborbox]

god bless the return of the “balls” sound bite

[@Whiskin87]

“Are you open to a partnership?” I lol’d.

[@stickofbutterrrrrr]

hi kurtis your little intro about finding my way here was really comforting as I've been dealing with suicidal thoughts lately, even if that wasn't your intent with the line it was very comforting when I heard it lol

[@kaylakrey]

I hope you're doing okay now, all the best!💕💕

[@finnleyann5752]

I'm just sitting here painting and I feel like I'm chillin with kurtis

[@michellemills5091]

ellen as zelda and owen wilson as link killed me!! i need to see this legends of zelda movie now.

[@Brattybat]

To the first advice segment person, I literally felt the exact same way about my BA. I made the decision this spring to stop pursuing vet school to be a vet tech instead and I feel so much better about my life ahead of me. A four year degree is such a joke when it comes to vet school (at least it is for the school I went to). I had to take so many classes that didn’t seem to matter, and then the classes that did matter didn’t feel like it was fully preparing me for vet school. If you’re happy being a vet tech, stick with it!! They are the nurses of the animal field and are so important. It doesn’t matter what everyone else wants for you. As long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters

[@MrsMeowMeowWoof]

Playco has balls lol. They knew what you said, they still wanted to capitalize. Gotta love it haha

[@jessnicole12]

27:32 woah dude are we just gonna ignore the article on the right there??

[@jellie_fishh]

i won’t be surprised if the mario movie becomes a big meme lmao

[@Sofia-re3hj]

sonic movie 2

[@jellie_fishh]

@@Sofia-re3hj LOL YES 😭

[@sholem_bond]

plot twist: the movie features Mario insisting his homophobic megachurch isn't actually homophobic

[@officialsprunt]

the person with the post-secondary question will appreciate your advice in a few years time. I know so many people who dropped out last year and majorly regretted it because they were so close. Also an intro to philosophy course should be mandatory across all degrees, along with an intro to liberal studies. But i am biased as I go to a liberal studies university and realize how useful the lessons of critical thinking and analysis GREATLY advance all aspects of people's everyday lives.

[@officialsprunt]

also before the inevitable person who doesnt know what liberal studies is: its not partisan. it doesnt teach "liberal" values, it teaches the public sphere, critical thinking and engagement, how to analyze studies and apply them appropriately, and *most importantly* how to engage with others beliefs/arguments beyond just disagreement.

[@jackieramirez67]

I deserve financial compensation after listening to this podcast

[@Kdkdleeme]

If you or a loved one suffers from mesothelioma after watching this podder you may be entitled to financial compensation

[@sashhhaa4874]

frr i need therapy 😭😭✋🏽

[@pixelinnie]

i have to study for an exam but the podcast episode is certainly more important

[@keijiqahara]

studying for my chemistry exam tmr while listening to this podcast lol

[@pixelinnie]

@@keijiqahara LMAO good luck!!

[@keijiqahara]

@@pixelinnie THANKYOU LOL U TOO

[@jas7687]

good luck on ur exam !! pls try to focus on it i know its hard but itll pay off i believe in u

[@mothboy420]

same 😭

[@Melissa-zr6zw]

from one ADHD college student to another: if you’ve taken time away from school and realized that you don’t want to finish it whatsoever, that is okay!! non-ADHD folks don’t know just how near-impossible it is for a completely demotivated ADHD person to attempt school. it feels like your mind pulls out all the stops to get you to avoid and abandon your coursework-brain fog, frequent fatigue, anxiety responses, psychosomatic aches and pains/illness, etc. I felt all of these during my first four semesters pre-diagnosis as i was failing, so I took about three years off to just work full time like you. I’m now re-enrolled and doing much better (after therapy, medication, and developing several self-management strategies), because having that time away really did help me figure out whether I wanted to go back or not and try again. at the end of the day we know ourselves best and if you know that you don’t need or want a degree, you can enjoy life without it! unnecessary school

[@sashhhaa4874]

Not them asking for a collab when he literally made a video trash talking them 😭😭😭🤣 Did they not get the hint??! 🤣

[@aslan5601]

i saw swaystories and clicked immediately

[@luizhenriquemoreira3980]

i saw "good" and clicked immediately

[@sashhhaa4874]

Same 😭😭🤣

[@MF-R]

I saw Kurtis's face and 1hr ago and couldn't click fast enough.

[@Moxipoxie]

How crazy would it be if after a ragged on them I worked with them? *Bestie Picks Bae enters the chat*

[@biailustra1106]

Kurtis we know you’re talking about raid shadow legends, it’s ok

[@Jay_one]

They have those trees in my town. I used to have to walk past them to pick up my kids from daycare. I could have vomited every single time. Oh my gosh…… it’s so horrible.

[@SIMplycoya]

Omg those trees were all over my area growing up! The smell is actually vile! As a kid I used to say it smelled like raw pancake batter but this is even more insane 😂💀

[@nastassjahall9358]

Dude same, there are so many in my neighborhood and even though I've never heard them called whatever he called them and I instantly knew they were the same thing just because they smell absolutely disgusting

[@nichotchkiss]

the anticipation i got when i saw you ask “when” is like nothing i’ve ever experienced. satisfying pay off

[@humsavannah2950]

Now when someone brings up “Mario’s voice”, they are going to have to specify between the OG and Chris Pratt

[@percibaltwinkus]

to the non-binary bisexual in the advice segment: sending u all the love and solidarity, my friend!!! i'm sorry your family treats you that way, you deserve so much better. i also still wear a mask in crowded indoor spaces and feel kinda weird. i'm vaccinated, so i technically Could just not do it. however, it should be more normalized to wear masks in general AND the pandemic isn't over! you know what's actually happening and aren't turning a blind eye to it for the sake of your own comfort. keep strong in your morality and trust yourself to know what's right.

[@butallislost]

I even wear a mask in crowded outdoor spaces, because like you can still spread the virus and maybe one of those people aren't vaccinated or have a family member who have underlining conditions

[@jaehaywardkent]

can we get some commotion for kurt’s killer mullet. that boy be lOng.

[@lanac5793]

I already was having a bad day. Then i found out Chris Pratt is gonna be mario. I'm gonna fucking lose it

[@kotacaelum9428]

can someone please clip the part at 14:35 where he’s trying to make gorilla noises 😭 that was the funniest 10 seconds of my life

[@emmyabroad]

me: can't wait to enjoy the new episode of the pod with my lunch! kurt: * sound effects * me: ...

[@astilbeee]

BEGGING you to make a video where you attempt to imitate spm character sounds/voices from memory. the donkey kong thing absolutely killed me.

[@groovymoviemakeup6273]

Hey Kurtis, I just discovered you last week and dude I've been listening to your podcast/ videos every day during my workday. It makes working from home go by so much faster and I'm laughing all day. Just wanted to say thanks for bettering my mental health !! You're the funniest youtuber I've come across by far :)

[@lemurcrispin8576]

When he says he wants to change and makes a genuine effort WITHOUT making a huge thing of it

[@justjulie1113]

This

[@undertakerdan55]

Kurtis out here forgetting the absolute classic that is Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game.

[@thebatpig8424]

It’s been really interesting watching non-Nintendo fans be like “A mario cast? Cool-wait. What the fuck”

[@kaylaconnor7294]

kurtis i have one of those trees in my backyard and now i dread spring time when it blooms

[@zachmiller9175]

Apology REJECTED. There is no such thing as too much soundboard.

[@dustinaspectrum6337]

Cum trees are too real... There were some near one of the parks in my home town growing up, and at certain times of year it just stunk like (pardon the imagery I'm about to bring to mind) you were walking next to an Olympic swimming pool filled with semen.

[@eml4148]

O wow I was eating when I read that ew

[@dionysus8082]

Bean Jessica - my dad passed in July from corona complications. He was the exact same way as your mother in the way you described - he never respected me or my FTM transition, not even once. Even still, it hurts to lose a parent, especially knowing how callous he was to the safety of others. If your gender isn’t something you can express to your mother and receive the respect you deserve, I would advise against it, honestly. One of my biggest regrets was demanding respect from an abusive parent. I would wait until you have independence from your mother to “come out.” As far as the mask mandate goes, your health is worth far more than the controlling ego of your bigoted parent or the kids around you at school. I would advise looking into a way where a different family member or trusted adult could help you get vaccinated.

[@shrimptail4095]

Ellen DeGeneres as Zelda made me lose it 😭😭😭😭🤕

[@justanotherclipschannel]

21:49 reminded me of Karl Jacobs doing a game sponsorship in the middle of playing minecraft lol

[@Julia-jk4hw]

hey kurtis, thanks for this pod. for some reason, you’re the only person I can listen to talk while writing without getting distracted or bored. I tune in and out of the pod while I’m writing and it keeps me engaged

[@wut274]

DAE feel surprisingly uplifted when Kurt-boi says he's proud of us?? 😀 Or just people with absent father figures like me? 😅😂🤣

[@rintinrina]

Not just you for sure! Lol ...although....I don't have a dad either...hmm

[@melodyhaviland9393]

i feel like 90% of kurtis’ audience has daddy issues-just a hunch

[@melodyhaviland9393]

maybe we should tell kurtis we’re proud of HIM

[@genericusername2598]

I have a dad and still feel happy! kurtis is my dad... right?

[@devons.3481]

i certainly relate but alas i also have daddy issues 🥴

[@jewishjasminetea811]

You don’t need your parents permission to get vaccinated, PLEASE do an update on that situation next week to tell them that they can go get vaccinated and not tell their mom!!!!

[@carolinacisneros4924]

The way I literally forgot that Chris Pratt has voiced an animated character before, and WELL too. He voices Emmett in The Lego Movie!

[@yayaa8685]

OMG EMMETT IS MADE FOR CHRIS PRATT! HE'S SUCH A LIKABLE CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE.

[@victoriabilyeu5784]

i have those trees in my front yard 😭 luckily they only smell like that when they bloom which is in early spring

[@glowvxn]

THE IMPRESSION OF DONKEY KONG HELLPPP KURTIS WHAT WAS THAT

[@ShannonHorowitz]

Kurtis! I kid you not, I used to live in the sway house.... my ex grew up in that house and rented it out to them. I showed him your video and he spit out his drink--- He's not huge on social media, and doesn't have tiktok. He said that he constantly got complaints from the neighbors because they would be too loud or they would park cars in the street and block the road to use the garage as a gym. lol. Now there's another collective in the house, around 20 people.

[@kt8oz]

only 6 more episodes till 169. very excited!

[@robinpace3390]

This was a great podcast to listen to while doing physics homework. Especially the article

[@kelleyreeves965]

Bro wtf was that TikTok response to your comment, it felt like one of those bad mobile game ads

[@durwood]

Don't really know anything about you but your arguments were compelling: instead of following SwayStories I decided to subscribe to your channel. Take that SwayStories!

[@isabelcorreagomez]

37:00 I felt that lol I had an edible that also had 10mg when I went to watch The Suicide Squad in theaters and to this day I'm not sure if that movie was wack af or if I was just tripping that hard.

[@bebelmatson]

hey! are you brazilian by any chance?

[@isabelcorreagomez]

@@bebelmatson Hi! No, I'm not, I'm actually Mexican.

[@bebelmatson]

@@isabelcorreagomez still, nice to see another latina around here! :)

[@LemonGlow99]

I love the Chad energy of “this is gonna get demonetized but I don’t care”

[@a1frado]

THE OWEN WILSON VOICE CAME OUT OF NOWHEREEEEEE IM HOLLERING

[@francescadidio3619]

kurtis apologizing for it being "mostly jizz" like we don't know what the podcast is like

[@erica.roseee16]

My high school courtyard was full of those Callary trees, like 12-15 of them and they blossomed every spring…

[@mirandamarler1914]

IM SO GLAD I WATCHED TILL THE END TO HEAR THE "BALZ" SOUND BIT

[@keijiqahara]

what the hell was griffin saying

[@melekogut2311]

Wtf fried means like who fried when

[@lunaxxx674]

When you first talked about the Mario movie I thought it was a fucking live action version and I got so scared 😂 I just imagined Chris Pratt with a fake moustache and like a big belly and bright red clothes. I was so concerned

[@Cam-ps2ok]

and i thought this was a good idea to listen to this while eating at my lunch break..

[@gw6905]

hi all

[@jasjade8902]

They're actually going to have the voice actor of mario in the film... Just not playing mario lmao

[@stinky6521]

even wooooorrrse

[@hell0mega]

you're getting over FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH for this podcast from patreon alone?? holy shit dude, congrats im jealous

[@kehnxii]

There is probably a fee Patreon takes. But still when you put it like that…. Fucking whack

[@notthetruth2715]

I swear i was just crying so much then I turned this on and it helped SO MUCH

[@_OopsieDaisies]

they gotta make a kurt conner game where episodes come out only if people unfollow. great collab fellas

[@keel0611]

Kurtis... so about the trees, another name for the commonly planted version of them is Bradford Pears, if you wanna see/smell a shit ton of them, come to Chattanooga Tennessee in late spring. A couple months after blooming they all start shedding white petals and green pollen, and since they are on every street corner in Chattanooga we call it "snow". The stuff covers every curbside... they smell bitter-sweet and kinda fishy, and they give everyone allergies for a month. But yeah, they mostly grow in Tennessee and Georgia so it makes sense that you haven't seen them.

[@oneubemochi]

Kurtis, I need to tell you that you personally hurt me the moment you mentioned a Legend of Zelda movie with Owen Wilson as Link. The spot-on impression of him was just an additional slap in the face.

[@Lexig2319]

KURTIS DID U JUST SLIP IN SOME OF DREAM’S MUSIC??? MY JAW DROPPED THATS ALL IM SAYIN also I love it when u use the “balls” sound effect please use it more :D

[@haniinii]

When he says he’s trying not to use the word bitch as a descriptor 😩 king shit

[@sunmorales1387]

Kurtis, your Owen Wilson impression is spot on!!

[@yvesnsd]

i really want to fall asleep while watching cause ur voice is really soothing but i end up waking up and laughing every 5 min 😠