"this is a little more laid back" *tarantino cut back to intro about circumcisions at claire's*
@gooeygaster303 жыл бұрын
it was about dick piercings but yeah
@ariella87873 жыл бұрын
@@gooeygaster30 it was also about circumcisions as well 👍🏼 he threw that in at the end
@kaylaelizabeth7753 жыл бұрын
who’s gonna tell kurtis that obama is no longer president and therefore does not live in the white house
@aliesmedley87253 жыл бұрын
my exact thoughts
@kurtisconner3 жыл бұрын
you don’t know that
@aliesmedley87253 жыл бұрын
@@kurtisconner kurtis im sorry to break it to you but obama has been out of the white house for almost 5 years
@maxserafini81273 жыл бұрын
@@aliesmedley8725 he’s canadian he doesn’t know
@hotdadscowboyhatx32323 жыл бұрын
you’re so pretty!!
@xenaloree11383 жыл бұрын
Does Kurtis think former presidents continue to live in the White House? Like some sort of geriatric fraternity?
@hamsterdoingdishes3 жыл бұрын
I really hope he does
@zoetheprof3 жыл бұрын
He lives there too so he would know ?????
@loafyu54053 жыл бұрын
Like Donald and Biden are sharing bunk beds arguing in the white house
@hamsterdoingdishes3 жыл бұрын
@@loafyu5405 this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen
@reesecupsssz3 жыл бұрын
@@zoetheprof he’s a mayor not a president
@AJtehbest3 жыл бұрын
Wow can't believe Danny actually sounds like that
@Starrynights19243 жыл бұрын
We all heard a glimpse into Danny's real voice during the last baddie smp. Sounded exactly like that impression. He was slippin' on his video voice.
@cassius10783 жыл бұрын
@@Starrynights1924 Oh damn. I definitely need to keep up with the Baddie SMP- I've only watched a few of the videos on it!
@lolaak36773 жыл бұрын
i can’t believe he talked like that for so long i’m crying
@sabrinahudson3 жыл бұрын
you mean dan
@drewberriesandcream3 жыл бұрын
seriously his normal accent is terrible you can totally tell he sounds like that
@noelle25763 жыл бұрын
kurtis not giving the extra greeting anymore is my villain origin story
@tradutorajuliana3 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@snowpoler3 жыл бұрын
Kurtistown is already gaining on Gotham... now we got our Joker too.
@themusicaljunkie373 жыл бұрын
May I join your stinky stinky cabal
@snowpoler3 жыл бұрын
@@quack_head_ Ofc no one's stopping you bestie!11
@chippudoodles55903 жыл бұрын
@@snowpoler i wanna be the penguin
@jinoratheairnomad97773 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: So how annoying should I make my Danny Gonzalez impression? Kurtis: Yes.
@sirijacobsen3393 жыл бұрын
He made him sound exactly like the annoying bee Pistill in "plan bee".
@bird96753 жыл бұрын
Oh no…not the plan bee movie ; - ;
@penelopestoneee3 жыл бұрын
its not supposed to be annoying, it's how danny really sounds 😐
@sirijacobsen3393 жыл бұрын
@@penelopestoneee It's so funny that Danny said that he hated that bee's voice when he actually sounds just like him irl
@penelopestoneee3 жыл бұрын
@@sirijacobsen339 ik maybe its a cover up and he actually voiced thebee
@haley57353 жыл бұрын
That's why The Rock has no hair. He can just be a slippery lil rock boy all the time
@brittaniawhittick18213 жыл бұрын
I love Kurtis’ fanbase so much we are so hilarious 💀💀
@cleo50903 жыл бұрын
my first thought when he said he showered three times a day is that his hair would never dry… 🤦🏻♀️
@sylviasaldana54763 жыл бұрын
Sick 😂😂😂
@livispuzzled2 жыл бұрын
@@cleo5090 PLEASE
@faelaaleaf3 жыл бұрын
getting a bbl at claire’s
@marnie69673 жыл бұрын
NAURRRRR IT WOULD LOOK SO BAD
@ObeyLucifer3 жыл бұрын
I got my bbl at Claire's a while ago 🙄 DO NOT DO IT. THEY ADD PINK GLITTER IN THE IMPLANT. I've been finding little pieces of glitter in my bedsheets for a full month now.
@nicolerojas70973 жыл бұрын
Biggest baddie in 7th grade
@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r3 жыл бұрын
Emily Hume you try getting rid of glitter. it never goes away
@repulsethemonkey13963 жыл бұрын
Hey I got my bible at Claire's too :)
@jameswarden53123 жыл бұрын
*obama chortles* "yes, yes, assassinating the cheetoh man" i'm sorry WHAT when does this turn into a love triangle😭
@Mothkid_3 жыл бұрын
It's a slow burn🤚🙄
@jameswarden53123 жыл бұрын
no fr 😭😭 like, i want to see some action (respectfully)
@Grace_Holly3 жыл бұрын
I just want the author to end the story in a Dan-Oba-Kurt throuple 😭
@GrayYeonWannabe3 жыл бұрын
as soon as he got to that part i was like bruh 100% on the fbi's watchlist now
@Pixielocks3 жыл бұрын
This HAS to be one of the best podcast episodes of all time omg I am choking
@Pixielocks3 жыл бұрын
Also as someone who used to work at a Claire’s I absolutely did Declaire’s 😌 Also literally give me the glittery Jojo Siwa tattoo any day. Ok bye love u
@pingerlol3 жыл бұрын
I’d say episode 112 bruh sound effect.mp3 is a close second
@chickenfoot24233 жыл бұрын
accidentally paused the video at 9:03 mid-cough and spent the rest of the podcast laughing about it, so definitely a 10/10 episode
@bug90603 жыл бұрын
omg what a treat to see pixie in this comment section i love u pixie
@katiedietz4023 жыл бұрын
for sure
@ladybugd0ts3 жыл бұрын
bro i’m so invested in this dan x kurt x obaba fanfic now….
@moojuice6023 жыл бұрын
obaba 🏋🏼♂️
@sonnymora3 жыл бұрын
obabba ❤️🔥❤️🔥
@timotheechalametstinyhorse3 жыл бұрын
obaba
@sh0tgunsh1pping3 жыл бұрын
'this is my bababa' energy
@spongy74263 жыл бұрын
Obaba 💀
@kayleecaca3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe danny would lie to us and not show his true voice😔
@sam-jf7lk3 жыл бұрын
that’s what the point of the mask is
@midteirgamer3 жыл бұрын
@@sam-jf7lk me when the when when the when when when
@oneubemochi3 жыл бұрын
Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Dax Shepard and Kristin Bell are all just huge fans of Goat Story, and their life motto is: “fishy fishy fish, makin’ it stinky!”
@tatefawson97643 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment on this hole page
@fresa97203 жыл бұрын
jake gyllenhaal too HAHA
@nah44372 жыл бұрын
yknow that sounds about right ngl
@table4673 жыл бұрын
im in tears!! when Kurtis hit the wrong button when changing topics at the beginning?? peak comedy are you kidding me
@애나-w2z3 жыл бұрын
I was in tears it was so funny
@effieffie Жыл бұрын
I saw this comment before it happened and when it happened I absolutely lost control
@d1gital.star. Жыл бұрын
ikr
@iwillregretthis51273 жыл бұрын
very funny of kurtis to read a fanfic on his podcast in which danny is essentially the main character
@creeperinvasion68853 жыл бұрын
Imagine if he got Danny and Obama as guess stars
@oliviacarlin74403 жыл бұрын
danny is his friend, and has been on his main channel...so danny should have definitely been on the episode
@K4ALE3 жыл бұрын
@@oliviacarlin7440 yea and Obama is his friend so he should have definitely been here
@IamWickedlyAmazing3 жыл бұрын
I think Obama would definitely be down to collab… I’m not so sure about Danny
@rancidprince31333 жыл бұрын
And John Mulaney
@MeaganW-pv4jp3 жыл бұрын
Obama: “Danny Gonzalez to the foyer, I have a little surprise for you” Danny: “Is ThAt A cHiCkEn??”
@SamRK-10006 ай бұрын
A princess NEVER chases a chicken (You A REAL ONE if you get my reference 😭)
@s3r3n3tymusic3 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love fan fictions like this that are ironic but the irony doesn’t mean shitty writing.
@satanssecretary3228 Жыл бұрын
Crack treated seriously is my favourite genre
@thinkingthinksandthonks3 жыл бұрын
Your voice acting was excellent. So crazy that Danny's real voice sounds like that 😔
@leebobeebo3 жыл бұрын
i read "my fan fiction" as "man fiction" and thought we were going to talk about sigma males again
@beyoncef23683 жыл бұрын
Kurtis' podcast is the quiet voice inside my head
@eliastalks74113 жыл бұрын
okay but why is this so true?
@kaylanh3 жыл бұрын
PLS YES
@run2gianna3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Kurtis, but none of your jokes were as funny as when you accidentally pressed the fart noise
@jubileehoney32693 жыл бұрын
Which video was that?
@coolminionbob3 жыл бұрын
@@jubileehoney3269 this one
@jihyosspicytoenail99213 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@BenDiPaolo3 жыл бұрын
Top 3 Kurtis jokes: 1. Accidentally pressing the fart sound effect button 2. Josh Peck in baddiesmp 3. "Why two K?"
@Fumbann3 жыл бұрын
@@jihyosspicytoenail9921 07:46
@420live3 жыл бұрын
i'm a the rock apologist idc i support my pacific islander father even if he showers every hour on the hour
@ObeyLucifer3 жыл бұрын
do you mean dwayne the WET rock?
@reginacrotser40803 жыл бұрын
@@ObeyLucifer Dwayne the Wet Rock Johnson
@eliastalks74113 жыл бұрын
Honestly showering 3x day is preferable to showering every 3 weeks
@smallandstressed23643 жыл бұрын
It’s a huge waste of clean water though.
@420live3 жыл бұрын
@@smallandstressed2364 it's not a waste if he's using it
@abigailkaras58123 жыл бұрын
This exists in the same universe as the Drew/Danny story.
@laughingslaughter59292 жыл бұрын
The one with the fat fetish?
@olidiangelo3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is I've searched this up on AO3 and wattpad before and wondered whether kurtis would make a video about this. today is my day lmao
@BrittneyStAubin3 жыл бұрын
Congrats!!!
@cephalopods_are_cool3 жыл бұрын
I abandoned Wattpad after 1 visit, physically repulsive
@uvafresca3 жыл бұрын
Man I saw a fat fetish fanfic about drew and Danny on ao3 Why, literally, just why
@subwoofer54583 жыл бұрын
@@uvafresca LMFAO
@Sam-ux4kw3 жыл бұрын
Your name and pfp....please tell me that isn't what I think it is
@agusmorales75693 жыл бұрын
16:28 is where the fan fic segment actually starts for anyone that’s looking for that part:)
@noonahmed50883 жыл бұрын
Thanks :)
@TR-oc7hh2 жыл бұрын
Ty
@user-lq2dy8cl8n2 жыл бұрын
ty so much!!!
@fernanda______2 жыл бұрын
🛐
@dancingqueen14922 жыл бұрын
thank yee blesseid human
@kiaraeshi3 жыл бұрын
can we please please please get this made into a short film and have other youtubers play Obama, John Mulaney, etc
@graceszostak55213 жыл бұрын
Kurtis plays Danny and Danny plays Kurtis
@miraenofficial3 жыл бұрын
@@graceszostak5521 and Drew plays John Mulaney
@lilac10413 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the whole video yet and I'm so excited to learn that John Mulaney is going to make an appearance
@graceszostak55213 жыл бұрын
@@miraenofficial exactly
@Sofia-wh9jr3 жыл бұрын
Obama shall be D'Angelo
@fairyorgans3793 жыл бұрын
“hey, are you kurtis conner? it’s me, john mulaney” lmao best episode yet
@sofie97633 жыл бұрын
I listened to this on Spotify and had to log on to KZbin just to tell you that your impression of Danny is impeccable
@roo76673 жыл бұрын
Imagining Danny sprinting away from Obama and talking in that voice is so funny to me LMAO
@joe22593 жыл бұрын
got fucking whiplash when he said “whats with these homies dissing my girl”
@sofializzette443 жыл бұрын
the danny impression was impeccable
@zxii57573 жыл бұрын
Watching this while writing a fanfiction hits different
@ObeyLucifer3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@dicklessvandyke11153 жыл бұрын
wait no bc i was doing the exact same thing
@sam-jf7lk3 жыл бұрын
damn we finally got more commentary youtube fanfic content to add to THE fanfiction video
@AxxLAfriku3 жыл бұрын
I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear cb
@abungus_3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bro..?
@caitlinistired10503 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bro..?
@jihyosspicytoenail99213 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bro..?
@ghstwnn3 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku bro..?
@Emily-eq2mt3 жыл бұрын
this is the most exciting part of my week
@420live3 жыл бұрын
i want that morning routine scene in american psycho but with the rock and his 18 shower routine
@emmathornberry8493 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep at the beginning of the fanfic and kept waking up and putting it back to the start then falling asleep again. At one point my sister came in and said “what the fuck” then left
@hannerikruger72163 жыл бұрын
Awh man I do that so much
@Summer-cz9qz3 жыл бұрын
Literally same thing happened to me
@nicky77383 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the Obama impression actually not bad like 65% of the time
@yarnpink60583 жыл бұрын
i haven't watched the video yet (i will but it's literally 1am here rn and i have to wake up at 6) but i have to say, i love that obama x kurtis (ft. danny) fanfic so much, it's the most kurtis thing to write about in a fanfic.
@KClowns3 жыл бұрын
Not me literally crying when he reads the dialog of his extra greeting 🙂
@yviivy3 жыл бұрын
the ghost of the extra greeting will haunt me forever.
@laughingslaughter59292 жыл бұрын
The greeting of 87 😟
@TwigCommenter Жыл бұрын
@@laughingslaughter5929 ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG SINCE WE HEARD KURTIS INTRO SONGGGG LOST TO THIS MONSTER TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
@janeanne37643 жыл бұрын
i was expecting the fanfiction to have "house of gold" vibes but i was actually so riveted lol
@magnetsonfridges3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO😭
@ambarcastaneda47633 жыл бұрын
The fact that the writing was actually pretty good 😭
@funnymanjai3 жыл бұрын
“Kurtis’ phone rings” me: “oh it’s Dean!”
@brittaniawhittick18213 жыл бұрын
Ikr I feel like he would’ve called Jacob 💀
@funnymanjai3 жыл бұрын
@@brittaniawhittick1821 just depends on who he calls first that day😂😂
@MJ-uz9zn3 жыл бұрын
Pink suits you well Kurtis!
@teej66543 жыл бұрын
Every person in the film industry is now a “content creator”
@donatellod.dabbins36093 жыл бұрын
Dude Danny needs to clap back on that impression. Lol
@crosswalkahead3 жыл бұрын
just wanted to let you know i always clap along when you play the applause sound effect
@anaelleschollier3 жыл бұрын
hearing about people showering 3x a day while its even hard for me to take a shower weekly due to depression just fuels it
@themusicaljunkie373 жыл бұрын
Serio...
@iva81113 жыл бұрын
i totally get it. some days it just feels more like a task than something i would usually like doing. i hope you're okay! it will get better i promise.
@reneelevin9560 Жыл бұрын
as a kindergarten teacher.... that impression of a child was TOO ACCURATE. A lil triggered bc oh my god the SNIFF and then the COUGH 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@TheMaddiBaker3 жыл бұрын
It can’t just be me that’s thinking that the person who made this fanfic is DEFINITELY watching this, if you see this comment hi let’s be friends :)
@morganscott59653 жыл бұрын
i love that the fan fic was just a long-winded story telling the audience how good michelle obama is at everything
@beeghost-445 ай бұрын
Watching this in 2024 is crazy💀
@kdr.jawaher3 жыл бұрын
the rock really wrote the entire 9 to 5 by dolly parton as his daily routine huh
@hamsterdoingdishes3 жыл бұрын
This broke me lmao
@uvafresca3 жыл бұрын
As someone who had the bad idea of looking your name on archive of our own, I'm glad you read *this* fanfiction
@Emeruld13 жыл бұрын
So since the author hasn’t finished it, here’s an alternative ending that I just thought up lol, enjoy~ Drew Gooden realizes something is amiss when his friends haven’t posted or been in contact for the past few weeks. Determined to find out what happened, Drew breaks into Kurtis’ house and discovers the video recording of Obama asking Kurtis to work for him. Following that lead, he goes to the Obama residence and starts investigating, but the video cameras end up catching him. Luckily, Obama thinks that Drew is Danny and is surprised that “Danny” escaped and recaptures him. Drew is super confused as he’s just been kidnapped by the former president but when he meets Dann, he lets Drew know what happened, and they devise a plan to get out using the fact that Obama and his goons think Drew is Danny to their advantage. Danny distracts Obama by asking him questions about his world domination plan, while Drew tricks the guards that he’s Danny and freely searches the house and finds the key to free the workers, under the cover that he lost the golden pistol. After getting the key Drew texts Danny to meet him in the workspace, and Danny knocks out Obama using the skills that Michelle taught him. Drew starts knocking out the guards with one of the spare computers and Danny arrives in time to finish off the last two. They quickly unlock the shackles and tell the workers to follow them to freedom, however, the workers have lived there so long that they have become quite lifeless and except for John Mulaney, no one moves. Kurtis tries to convince them to leave but John lets him know that it’s futile, so the four of them decide to just leave now and then call the police about it. They hear more guards approaching and realize they can’t waste any more time so they make a run for it and get to Kurtis’ car (Lightning McQueen obviously) just as they hear an explosion. Obama had set the computers to self-destruct if no one typed on them for more than 2 minutes unless it was lunchtime. Looking back they saw the mansion crumbling and smoke and dust billowing around it. “My La Croix!!” Danny tries to run back, but Kurtis grabs his wrist, “if you go back there, the fumes alone would kill you, plus there will be none of that disgrace-to-soft-drinks in my car’s face.” Lightning nods, “I can’t believe I had to suffer the drive here with that carbonated abomination in me.” “Danny, if you go back there you’ll never be able to get justice first those workers,” John adds. Danny still looks conflicted. “Think of Laura and Greg; are you really going to give up everything and everyone you care about for some watery soda that probably didn’t even survive the explosion? Is that really what you’re risking your life for? You know, if you go back there you’ll never see them again. You’ll never see us again. Is that really what you want? You have tons of La Croix at home anyway Danny,” Drew insists. “But... I suppose so... it’s just...” Danny trails off. “You’re rich Danny, you can always buy more. Come on we have to go,” John rolls his eyes and gets into the backseat. Kurtis lets go of Danny’s wrist and gets into the driver’s seat, as Drew sits in the passenger seat and Danny reluctantly gets in Lightning and sits next to John. Danny longingly looks back at the collapsed mansion as Lightning speeds off, the distance between them and the La Croix quickly increasing. The four call the police and drop John off then film a collab exposing Obama’s wrongs. The story is all over the news and the trio are considered heroes to most. Obama’s secret agents catch wind of everything that happened and the trio starts getting death threats. They decide that they need to live somewhere more secure and safe so they buy an island and move there with their family and friends. They rock, paper, scissors for who gets to choose the name and Kurtis wins and names the place Kurtistown. There they decide that taking Obama down wasn’t enough and that they wanted to bring down all corrupt politicians. John Mulaney doesn’t join as he has had enough excitement and wants to live a quiet life. The trio does an amazing job but it is super dangerous and Drew is almost killed. Fortunately, in the end, they are able to use their platforms to bring down all the corrupt politicians and end up winning the Noble Peace Prize and getting a holiday named after them. The end. Sorry, there’s so little dialogue, writing dialogue takes time and would make the comment too long and I wanted to write this quickly and concisely. Also sorry about the horrible grammar 😬. Please go easy on the constructive criticism, I’ve never written a fanfic before 😅
@AminahM-h6u3 жыл бұрын
Nice :)
@veronicawalter2357 Жыл бұрын
I loved it, thanx for letting me find out what happened in the end!! I can't stop laffing about Danny crying over his La Croix in his true Baby Danny voice. 🤣😂🤣😂
@Emeruld1 Жыл бұрын
@@veronicawalter2357 Awwww, You’re welcome! I’m so so glad you enjoyed it, thank you so much for this reply! I was actually so surprised to get this reply since it’s been so long since I wrote this comment. I did some more fanfic writing on Ao3, but it isn’t humor (it’s mostly fluff and hurt/comfort) and it’s not related to commentary KZbinrs, and it is better quality with more dialogue. If you are interested in reading more of my works my username is rutriestowrite. Thanks again 🤗❤️❤️
@emmabertrand4793 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny that the fanfic specifies that Obama’s mansion has a Spanish style roof
@lizard37553 жыл бұрын
I love that Kurtis committed to doing voices the whole time. Truly a stellar performance.
@haley57353 жыл бұрын
46:10 *that clip of Michelle saying 'Hey queen Girl you have done it again Constantly raising the bar for us all And doing it flawlessly I'd say I'm surprised but I know who you are I've seen it up close and personal Girl you make me so proud and I love you'
@concernedkid243 жыл бұрын
me and my friend read this exact fanfiction a couple months ago at like 2am during a sleepover- we were the originals, Kurt boy...
@icyhottoothpaste93823 жыл бұрын
pls same i couldn’t stop laughing when they added john mulaney
@concernedkid243 жыл бұрын
@@icyhottoothpaste9382 SAME LMAOO
@emilyboudrias69293 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s talking about how the Danny impression is on point seriously 51:11 is John’s voice
@garfgarf20003 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR READING MY FAN FICTION KURTIS
@jamberrytoastie Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
@zestynoodle10553 жыл бұрын
The sentence 'assassinating the cheeto man' is hilarious dude 😂😂
@natrosenquist3 жыл бұрын
That Danny impression is spot on. I could swear he's in the room with you.
@bri21493 жыл бұрын
this felt like guided reading in elementary school, i literally forgot this was a podcast because i was so into the story and then kurtis mentioned not having time for advice and my head literally snapped up lmfao
@debslavalamp51173 жыл бұрын
THE DANNY VOICE SOUNDS LIKE THE CUCUMBER FROM VEGGIR TALES JKSSKKSJK
@faithclark3023 жыл бұрын
please make this a regular thing! something very relaxing about you reading your own fanfictions
@abbyfiel23203 жыл бұрын
Have a good day everybody! I haven’t seen this whole episode yet but I can guess it’ll be hilarious perusal ❤️
@Till-Pickle3 жыл бұрын
thanks!, by the time im replying you should still be watching, hope you can have just as much fun as i do while watching it lol :)
@matthewgriffin40683 жыл бұрын
This is very really good and that is just a statement of fact
@anyrija.3 жыл бұрын
ohhh didn't danny on the last baddie smp stream say there was an apartment near his house? yeah, he was probably talking about obama's crib
@gargles52703 жыл бұрын
“can i have four sugar cubes please” are all kids horses ?
@nickipurnell24963 жыл бұрын
I am so impressed with how good that fanfic was. An interesting/twisty story with humor and descriptive writing. I also feel the author captured the essence of the characters really well, just through their dialogue.
@Lalilola10006 ай бұрын
you cannot tell me that Danny isn't the size of buzz lightyear with that voice. Thanks Kurtis for making this story even funnier with that image of Dan. Sitting in a baby-seat in the car, with his le croix
@charlienotemily3 жыл бұрын
all joking and crackfic aside, this story was so well written! the plot had so many interesting twists, + buddy holly by weezer and i mean come on the bit about michelle obama being a fitness expert is perfect
@Docpasta3 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop imagining Danny’s face with that voice
@rendring3 жыл бұрын
The author NEEDS to finish this! It's actually an amazing fanfic 😂 it goes in so many different directions and I love it
@haley57353 жыл бұрын
12:44 Kurtis reenacting the 'haha, I do that' vine
@Sean-jl6dc3 жыл бұрын
Petition for Kurtis to become an audiobook narrator
@theunstoppablevanman3 жыл бұрын
I love how Danny slowly becomes mickey mouse
@safar363 жыл бұрын
kurtis’ impersonation of dannys voice😭😭
@Goldy123783 жыл бұрын
As weird as I find fanfiction about real people is, I think it's super funny to read a story about you and your friend being essentially kidnapped by Obama and while you're chained to a desk working your friend is eating a damn good muffin and doing a training montage to Super Bass by Nicki Minaj. That's just like,, so bizarre you almost have no choice but to go along with it
@meluhch28373 жыл бұрын
I started my morning listening to Kurtis talk about Weiner piercings
@localblush83143 жыл бұрын
I actually have my open heart surgery scheduled at a Claire’s :)
@LindseyMoon13 Жыл бұрын
This comment was under-appreciated. Hope you're okay and I hope they gave you your choice of blinged stitches.
@gracie203 жыл бұрын
i cannot believe we got weezered in a kurtis x danny x obama fanfic.... holy shit
@1avery3 жыл бұрын
You watched the Goat story, Kurtis, so I am very disappointed that you out of all people didn't say hear ye, hear ye! when you had to declare what episode it was.😔
@BeTheAeroplane3 жыл бұрын
32:30 Totally missed an opportunity for a "Thanks, Obama!"
@harnimab95943 жыл бұрын
this podcast never fails to make my day better
@morpheus30623 жыл бұрын
No one gonna acknowledged his half shaved mustache
@hayleys46273 жыл бұрын
"xoxo, obama" is how I will end all my emails now
@Sillyboyenthusiast Жыл бұрын
Kurtis’s voice for kurtis was really accurate! Keep up the great work
@l.361253 жыл бұрын
its my first day of school and i dont have headphones so i have to wait until im home this is devastating
@aiv53913 жыл бұрын
Isnt not bathing your kids borderline mistreating them ?
@sofialindoso89043 жыл бұрын
yup
@jamberrytoastie Жыл бұрын
when i was i kid i only bathed every other day cause my skin got really dry
@liliths_glasses4565 Жыл бұрын
27:23 I'm literally high watching this podcasts are so funny while high it sounds crazy
@jameswarden53123 жыл бұрын
THAT VOICE FOR DANNY 😭😭
@sofialindoso89043 жыл бұрын
living in brazil i could never imagine not showering at least twice a day with this crazy heat jesus
@sofialindoso89043 жыл бұрын
like all of this showering discussion really does not take in consideration that places other than north america exists lol
@koihime3 жыл бұрын
yeah like, it's so crazy to me how north americans think that showering every day is weird. Also, do they know that they don't need to wash their hair everytime they shower? Like, yeah, washing your hair everyday is not good, but you can at least wash your body you know?
@shadowcultist3 жыл бұрын
@@koihime yes? most people here shower every day (or at least most women. i think men might be internationally crusty) but don't wash their hair everyday.
@koihime3 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcultist yeah, I feel like this is probably more of a men's thing, to not shower everyday and to wash their hair every time they shower. It's just that I hear a lot of of north americans talking about how weird it is when people shower everyday and how unhealthy it is, but it may just be men being crusty.
@ZanetaW5 ай бұрын
oh my god... it was him
@mamagamer95053 жыл бұрын
Danny voice is on point. Also I bathe my kids every night because kids stink. Lol
@raneem_maaly3 жыл бұрын
danny kinda sounds like morty… have u ever seen danny and morty in the same room? makes u think
@w3bz363 жыл бұрын
No wonder the rock has no hair ,his hair would never dry when he showers that much!
@voox89335 ай бұрын
Okay, watching this on July 15th, 2024.... 37:45... 😂😂 WHAat
@ZanetaW5 ай бұрын
LITERALLY what I just thought, listening to this for the first time today
@Starrynights19243 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when you are streaming I think you are always reading bizarre questions from the chat but now I think half the time you are posing these odd questions to yourself.
@SM-yz4hi3 жыл бұрын
I hope you know exactly how funny your comment is 😭