me when i try to eat uranium to become a horror monster but all I get is severe radiation poisoning and cancer
@ethanwinters14695 ай бұрын
You mean a life span of minutes and it all being a agonizing
@MikeHunt-zy3cn5 ай бұрын
I guess your father wasn't exaggerating when he said you had a hole in your gut.
@sudanemamimikiki15274 ай бұрын
@@ethanwinters1469 actually ingesting uranium only results in some kidney damage. eating enriched uranium can lead to stuff like your jaw falling out, but even that requires constant ingestion... try to remember, uranium was considered a miracle cure at one point of history.
@JFJD2 ай бұрын
Well, it’s all a dice roll anyway. Better luck next time. Not for you, obviously.
@Dimumouto2 ай бұрын
Next time, try eating 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes, that might work.
@KrustyLobster5 ай бұрын
Thanks so much for covering my analog horror🎉
@HellnawNaw-zq2jx5 ай бұрын
Uranium fever has done and got me down, Uranium fever is striking all around!
@void_2745 ай бұрын
uranium tasted realy good
@cheekibreeki9045 ай бұрын
Pay more attention to proper grammar next time. Seeing "there" instead of "their" and capitalised "skin" in a supposed FBI document inmmediately destroyed every semblance of immersion I might've had.
@webinatic2165 ай бұрын
@@cheekibreeki904 It's a future where Trump was the ruling president for 12 years. Education wasn't their top priority :D
@KrustyLobster5 ай бұрын
@@cheekibreeki904 thanks for recommending that
@debmanjules2455 ай бұрын
*consumes uranium* nice try fed
@JudgeNicodemus5 ай бұрын
You fool! By consuming uranium you'll also start glowing! The glowies reverse psychology-ed you into becoming a glowie yourself!
@thelostone20085 ай бұрын
Feds are trying to stop you from immaculate gains.
@FuzDoesStuff5 ай бұрын
This comment deserves a pin
@debmanjules2455 ай бұрын
@@FuzDoesStuffthank you XD
@Johnop694 ай бұрын
consumes the feds nice try uranium
@Forever_Nowhere5 ай бұрын
uranium fever has gone and got me down
@cheekibreeki9045 ай бұрын
uranium fever is spreadin' all around
@beacondude50005 ай бұрын
With a geiger counter in my hand
@yyhhttcccyyhhttccc66945 ай бұрын
im a goin out to stake me some government land
@bluepikmingaming5 ай бұрын
Uranium fever has done and got me dooown
@thegoofygulagbros.85765 ай бұрын
URANIUM FEVER!❤
@Creeper-bm9yo5 ай бұрын
I like how this analog horror keeps switching back and forth between something unnerving and the funnist image ever 😭😭😭😭
@sahilrahman50665 ай бұрын
9:21 this had me in stitches
@RedPandaReal5 ай бұрын
@@sahilrahman5066me when the edibles hit
@The_last_knight_standingАй бұрын
at 6:03 it looks like a bird
@void_2745 ай бұрын
"humans eating uraniun" it tasted good tho (l have claws and longer limbs and are fast and sensitive to noise )
@xpyrov5 ай бұрын
u sound like my brother, sensitive to noise
@LamarjorieQueen5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: nobody has *survived* eating uranium, but people have done it, and said it tasted *really* sour
Tbh being a sane Crowder is basically the most op thing ever if u can resist the temptation to eat humans
@Swagenstein9 күн бұрын
@@xpyrov same, he’s sensitive to light and REALLY likes combustion engines for some reason.
@cascadianrangers7284 ай бұрын
Something being hypersensitive to sound is a weakness, not a strength. You don't need to be silent to move, you just have to have a distraction louder than you; Even if loud sounds don't hurt them, you can overpower their hearing in any number of ways
@PoF02002 ай бұрын
bro just debunked a quiet place
@filip-pz2dx5 ай бұрын
9:21 blud has a fucking snapchat filter on him
@thomasbaker98225 ай бұрын
Your right
@Faust985 ай бұрын
i cannot take this one seriously with how utterly bad the 'real scary pictures' are.
@sahilrahman50665 ай бұрын
@@Faust98 Same i burst out laughing when it came on.
@catboy604204 ай бұрын
I love how the pictures that are supposed to show the growth is just the kid taking a selfie
@nino30885 ай бұрын
Ive been a fan of nuclear nightmare ever since it came out and its so genuinely cool to see this
@butterflyfromhell8855 ай бұрын
The scariest thing about any apocalypse is that we might lose the ability to play De Blob 2 on Wii
@RatTailSoup45 ай бұрын
"imagine all of the societal norms that would fall apart.. we then get some fun new sounds from the voyager probe!"
@SolidCatto3 ай бұрын
Idk between the ridiculous concept of the horribly bad scares it's way more funny than scary.
@SolidCatto3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I felt like you were trying too hard to explain how this is scary as well.
@bluepikmingaming5 ай бұрын
they done caught uranium fever
@solarchos43525 ай бұрын
7:10 - Chernobyl. Of course. It ALWAYS goes back to the Anomalies of the Zone.
@Jak239JCАй бұрын
The zone grows
@rudycory17215 ай бұрын
the scary part has to be that a single gram of uranium, if our body would managed to digested it, would give use 20 billion calories. That means, they Uranium Creature would theoretically live for an UNGODLY amount of years beyond the normal human lifespan. EDIT: guys pls, I get it that I was wrong with it, I'm already dead 😭😭😭
@NezumiBoy5 ай бұрын
No? not at all???? Where the fuck do you even get your information????
@rudycory17215 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoy it's a fact based on how a gram of uranium-235 nucleus, during nuclear fusion, can release approximately 202.5 mega elettronvolt of energy which can be translated to roughly 20 billion calories. Keep in mind that this is all THEORETICAL and CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE for uranium to do with a single gram since it will not undergo a fusion chain reaction beyond what is possible mathematical physic. I have provided this fact to further remark how, in any story that has a radioactive creature like the Uranium Fungus here or Godzilla, these beings basically can't run out of energy(calorie wise).
@RenzoTheCat5 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoyanswer his reply thug
@arguellesargie4 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoyanswer the reply lil bro
@rhabbidrhat4 ай бұрын
@@NezumiBoy got smth to say buddy?
@starsilverinfinity5 ай бұрын
Oh my- They made an analog horror for Uranium Fever (the song)
@blademasterzero5 ай бұрын
Me when analog horror is about fast tall man
@juancarlos-uv4lh5 ай бұрын
Me when tall creature peaks through door 😮😮😮😮
@fancyswappapyrus33383 ай бұрын
me when screen flashes appear on the screen so frequently i get a seizure despite having no type of photosensitivity 😰😰😰
@rafy.h.31083 ай бұрын
Me when i can get croudussy 😳😳😮🤤
@x4m9943 ай бұрын
yeah this analog series sucks 😭 so many creators don’t even bother to proofread their content either!
@CASA-dy4vs5 ай бұрын
What if we really are the first life in the universe, like fallen empires from Stellaris being forerunners of every other empire
@MyzoryMaiq4 ай бұрын
Who's your weed dealer broham
@-mako-60184 ай бұрын
if that's the case, i'm sorry for the universe, we're pest
@plmokm333 ай бұрын
@@-mako-6018 bold of you to assume any other life is better, as far as we know humans are the only life form who came up with the concept of morality at all.
@77xX_Galacto_Xx775 ай бұрын
Radiation no jokes folks, remember to bring plenty of rad-x and radaway. And try your best not to eat radiated food or water.
@sandcat23834 ай бұрын
Vodka also seems to cure radiation poisoning, so always keep some handy
@channel_named7884 ай бұрын
Nice try smoothskin
@kokml-mo3lo5 ай бұрын
I need chairs please eat chairs I need chairs please please chairs birches chairs eat them table chars I can't help
@NotTheEpicnt5 ай бұрын
In filbus I trust
@Mctrrt15 ай бұрын
In Filbus I trust!
@cnbviper0074 ай бұрын
In filbus I trust
@unknowngod82214 ай бұрын
i hope filbus support lgbtq then i'll maybe eat chairs
@cnbviper0074 ай бұрын
@@unknowngod8221 you mean lgbtqf
@cal53654 ай бұрын
I remember being on a certain forum about 10 years back or so, someone who was obviously mentally unwell was posting timestamped update pics of their shoulders and stomach after they had regularly ingested nuclear pellets and other material they bought online a month prior, to try to "attune" to god and gain powers. His skin was covered in sores and some holes going down to the fat and bone, it was terrifying and he ignored all pleas to get medical help and just kept posting obviously schizophrenic paragraphs in return. Guy posted for weeks with updates until going silent while still ignoring and becoming hostile to any offer of help.
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer4 ай бұрын
4 chan shit
@sudanemamimikiki15274 ай бұрын
sounds more like an arg or a fake. considering those arent the symptoms for ingesting radiation.
@PikaFur5 ай бұрын
The second Sunflower starts talking about the horror, I get an ad about cleaning your phone- WHY!?
@sykuracreed3 ай бұрын
OMG, same. I hate it. 😂
@bruhmoment37412 ай бұрын
as much as i hate pepole using "uranium" to explain every anomalous phenomenon (please dont do it, its way too cliche) i find myself enjoying this one. It has a nice introduction in my oppinion and it keeps you on your toes. Also, DU(depleted uranium) is mainly an alpha emmiter, therefore it cant cause too much harm unless inhaled in powder form or ingested. Just would like to point that out...
@KiwiAsh3 ай бұрын
Ah yes my biggest fear is knowing the fact that at any time a country could launch nukes to another and start a nuclear war and destroying half of the planet
@deez49875 ай бұрын
12:31 im not the only one here that hears "fallen down" from Undertale in reverse
@XCarrion3 ай бұрын
I do hear it there too
@calebharris10805 ай бұрын
There is another nuclear analog horror video that I recommend, it's called just keep dancing and it is a masterpiece of analog horror
@grilledcheese053 ай бұрын
Honestly analog horror was amazing, but now it seems like its just weird edited images, voice from the faith games, static and found footage tapes
@CaptainPhantom620 күн бұрын
Anyone else come here thinking they were talking about the game?…
@defaulted94855 ай бұрын
That image 4 in 13:03, have I seen that image before as a depiction of the Japanese Cryptid "Ningen"?
@pineappleguy1783 ай бұрын
I mean it's very close but I think it's just coincidence or inspiration
@scambotreal2 ай бұрын
That is NOT a ningen😭😭
@ericfaith28105 ай бұрын
Aboriginals of Australia referred to uranium as a great dragon that should not be removed from the ground. Ahhh....the wisdom of the indigenous.
@Sunflower41XD5 ай бұрын
Where did you hear that? I've lived in Australia my whole life and I've never heard that
@sudanemamimikiki15274 ай бұрын
@@Sunflower41XD his source is he made it the fuck up.
@JaePlay3 ай бұрын
@@Sunflower41XDhe's Trolling
@wobbly_being5 ай бұрын
NEW ANALOG HORROR? SIGN ME UP
@chrisgomez12625 ай бұрын
I hope earth last stand is a help full entity
@kelvinlucas64765 ай бұрын
I like the idea that all of this happened and back then its was just a bad time to live we’re you had to deal with ulternets in the morning this with lunch and just everything else
@GlagglieАй бұрын
9:24 is kind of funny lol. It somewhat looks like they went into Ibis paint and used the stretch tool
@FoxheimStudios4 ай бұрын
Ok but Nuclear Nightmare is such a badass name
@zapp5er2845 ай бұрын
Okay, but this one is pretty bad. Meaningless tidbit of cryptic information and all the "scary" pictures being the creator(?) with a camera filter on their face? Nuh-uh, this is the bottom of the barrel.
@vincentbrown64644 ай бұрын
oh thank god i thot i was the only one who felt this way lol
@osteohiveporosis68824 ай бұрын
2:41 Best Dark Souls boss
@Diabetic_troglodyte61525 ай бұрын
“Don’t eat uranium.” NICE TRY, FED
@skullyinc.5 ай бұрын
The " he peeled off his skin " got annoying after the second time, it, said it, tbh.
@БогданКовальчук-й3н3 ай бұрын
I wonder why in most of these analog horrors, Why is the new creature not present in real life? It brings me great comfort to know that they are simply not cut out for life in the wild and would eventually go extinct if humans survive.
@JustDarkest4 ай бұрын
gotta love that liquify tool huh
@galaxtia5 ай бұрын
When I heard Louisiana, I was immediately drawn.
@Jscon8645 ай бұрын
Well I don’t know but I’d been told, uranium ore’s worth more than gold.
@Meme_inquery5 ай бұрын
Radioactivity + analog horror = very spoopy
@jay-qp1nx2 ай бұрын
Majula sound track from ds2 always invokes something in me straight nostalgia
@DevanGilmer3 ай бұрын
5:20 actually goes hard
@scambotreal2 ай бұрын
fr
@thexenocide60135 ай бұрын
i consider videos like this about probably objectively bad analog horror series to be a guilty pleasure of mine thank you for making this kind of content it makes my brain feel better when im sad
@Ian_Paneque5 ай бұрын
The answer: New Tik Tok trend.
@thepeach18254 ай бұрын
The voyager 1 sound is what happens when you put an image of the crabs eye nebula into a spectrogram
@quempire26565 ай бұрын
buddy needed them gains
@Snowmanse5 ай бұрын
The choice of words "3 million creatures have been spotted" is hilarious to me for reasons I'm not sure of. As if they're individually counting specific individual creatures and not just estimating how many exist based on the population of infected areas.
@TheMysticalTank4 ай бұрын
When you’re trying to bulk and the gains turn ungodly.
@FuzDoesStuff5 ай бұрын
Fun fact about Depleted Uranium: It's also used as armor.
@YourAverageUraniumEater3 күн бұрын
1:09 Umm…
@taxcollector95433 ай бұрын
You may have actually made this series straight up better with the way you explained it The detail and explanation on human fear, grinding halt as each step of important information is brought to be cleared, even the small pauses between each sentence trying to keep you hooked in that story Not to say the original is bad But I think, in my eyes, this is the best way to cover a story. Adding on to it
@ThatPlayerThere5 ай бұрын
Was nuclear nightmare made by a child? I’m curious as to how old the creator is.
@RomeGunnLeaf_367105 ай бұрын
Why is nuclear radioactive in the first place?
@somerandomgalontheinternet38635 ай бұрын
Radioactivity is a property of matter, specifically individual atoms shedding energy in the form of high energy photons (gamma radiation), high energy electrons (beta radiation), and an helium nucleus (2 protons, 2 neutrons) (alpha radiation)
@RomeGunnLeaf_367105 ай бұрын
@@somerandomgalontheinternet3863 oh that’s why
@Emerald_Raven084 ай бұрын
2:20 thanks for the advice, V-1
@AgentCelestia25 ай бұрын
We need an analog horror from the perspective of the antagonists. We could deepen the lore.
@jroth14075 ай бұрын
This looks like a uranium fever
@ElSofaFuerte3 ай бұрын
"How would you survive this" Not living in Canada. Honestly this would be the smallest reason to not live in Canada.
@KatieClark-vi3kw15 күн бұрын
I live in canada o_o
@JckThRppr16 күн бұрын
1:49 into this and so far it sounds like A Quiet Place
@KabegamiTheGreat5 ай бұрын
Im sorry this is not great, why does uranium possess tapes? Why is there a qr code in a vhs tape? Why is a victims face stretched in photoshop very obviously?
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer4 ай бұрын
plus since the danger is the uranium fungi, its a *fungi*, use fungicide.
@KabegamiTheGreat4 ай бұрын
@@LowerBudgetOppenheimer but its ghost fungi cuz it can possess old tapes.
@LowerBudgetOppenheimer4 ай бұрын
@@KabegamiTheGreat and?
@DominatorElite4Ай бұрын
There's a game called nuclear nightmare
@justareguralcitizen9492Ай бұрын
I was looking for something on the game. But found this.
@Lamadon_Pyreus5 ай бұрын
Command & Conquer, where the Scrin seed Earth with Tiberium (they call it something else, but I forget what) and wait for liquid Tiberium eruptions, where they will see it as ripe for harvest and take the planet as a source of nourishment. There's a lot this could be tied to, I think it a trope.
@addictedandnothavingfun4 ай бұрын
Haha yes, the glowing cereal got me feeling pretty devilish.
@neves50834 ай бұрын
I thought it would be about nuclear war or something
@themagalanium94915 ай бұрын
that Water temple music from TP is icing on the scary cake
@heroicbannana86052 ай бұрын
Uranium has enough calories to keep a person fed for the rest of their life... Which isn't long.
@ShallotisnotgoodformeАй бұрын
Nah I’d die
@lockheedx334 ай бұрын
"people eating uranium" TheRussianBadger prepared me for this moment
@jameshpotato26753 ай бұрын
2:25 That ending screen is so beautiful where is it from?
@To.Helios4 ай бұрын
I know a lot about nuclear physics and power and I would like to see this
@thefoxden5753Ай бұрын
I can't help but laugh at analogue horror. "OooooOOOoooo! Spooky photoshopped face with a derpy expression! SPOOOOOOKYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
@Mooseshovel4 ай бұрын
Me after i eat uranium cause it has 10 billion calories (i was bulking)
@randomgreekhuman3 ай бұрын
play a loud ass noise on the worlds loudest speaker, creature disoriented, tank.
@TurtleBoyoIsCool5 ай бұрын
What an interesting concept
@sauerkids92543 ай бұрын
"very sensitive to noise", you say? AIRHORN
@SpearLevyMain3 ай бұрын
"What the Fuck, What the Fuck, What the Fuck!" is the correct answer
@EsmeraldaPascuzzi5 ай бұрын
The Africans are safe right…
@EsmeraldaPascuzzi5 ай бұрын
How would they get there…
@unknowngod82214 ай бұрын
@@EsmeraldaPascuzzi sea or air one can't be contain but the others is almost impossible
@morallybankrupt14612 ай бұрын
5:32 is truly scary 😱
@kara31792 ай бұрын
10:03 bounty jumpscare
@OfficialNo445 ай бұрын
crowders look like them pablo picasso paintings
@FishofEternity3 ай бұрын
11:53 sound of a helix nebula
@Some_random_blu_spy2 ай бұрын
I still think we should put uranium in school lunches
@Castawayleaf3 ай бұрын
I hate to be this guy… but he used CapCut sounds 😭😭😭 *not that it’s bad or anything
@mio23443 ай бұрын
well time to call the fallout protagonists now.
@Eryna_4 ай бұрын
I mean... If humans COULD metabolize nuclear fuels, they would be the most energy-dense food source out there.
@Goblinboyo1625 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice he used the Eternal City theme in his intro?
@TimTheFantastic2 ай бұрын
Okay, they can run fast, but is their reaction time faster than a normal human's?
@Ice-wu8qq5 ай бұрын
that encounter scene footage looks like vita carnis mimic encounter footage
@infinityzer0545 ай бұрын
URAAAAAAANIUM fever Become a death-angel for free?…maybe
@slidersides5 ай бұрын
Did you change your pfp? @sunflower
@Sunflower41XD5 ай бұрын
yeah almost 2 months ago :]
@KertaDrake5 ай бұрын
All I have to say to this is: "... Nope."
@KontaktykАй бұрын
Why so many monsters lives in Canada😭😭😭😭😭😭
@AnthonyRusso933 ай бұрын
Naturally occurring uranium is used in neither nuclear weapons nor light water reactors. I don't mean because ore but that yes that also but even then, the most naturally abundant isotopes are not that radioactive at all. Even enriched uranium is predominantly atoms of the stable isotope by a pretty big margin. Depleted uranium is unbelievably benign it is trivial. If you live in area with radon exhaust pump in the basements of the houses it is about that risk level. It is a bigger threat that you throw your back out picking it up but without lifting with the legs not realizing how incredibly dense it is. You are getting more dosed up by a figgin banana it is less genetic damage than a really bad sunburn. If someone is cranking the siren about depleted uranium feel free to mentally file them in the brain folder "total hypochondriacs" or alternatively "alarmist morons"
@StinkySeaGoat5 ай бұрын
THE EARTH IS A STAND USER!!
@HereticalKitsune2 ай бұрын
"Why would people eat Uranium?" Tiktok trends. Seriously the shit some people do for clout or just because some other idiot on social media did it first is worrying.