The text is all glitched, so we tried to figure it out | Petz Rescue

[@rudygraves9525]

I applaud Dan's ability to say all these incomplete words so accurately on the first try.

[@hannahysabelle]

He rarely hesitates as he’s reading them too!

[@QuixoteBadger]

Did somebody say cranberries? I love cranberries!

[@Lord-Gazimus]

@@LuniaTV MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

[@hannahysabelle]

@@Lord-Gazimus and TRENT RESIN OR 🤣

[@Lucifersfursona]

Nonsense words being pronounced flawlessly is my everything

[@yonahoy]

The doctor going "YOOOOUUUUUUUU" is the hardest I've laughed since the Carbuncle ate itself

[@anyeoung1]

29:23

[@HumbleDial]

@@anyeoung1 gods work

[@TrappedInDeep]

Also a fan of "...PEE! :D"

[@dnmstarsi]

Also "Thhhhhhhhhhhhh... Huuunnhhhhhhhh" while the doctor makes poses.

[@Blueoceandog]

-soldier boy up in that ho watch me crank it watch me roll

[@trinidyarmageddon1819]

The longer I watch this the more this feels like an episode that’s like 5 years old

[@albertescobedo503]

A treasured time, indeed.

[@TommyK03]

Yeah one of those vids you don't actually watch but you see a bit of in a compilation

[@mr.unfinished174]

probably because the game is like 15 years old

[@DarkEbony89]

Yeah because it's finally another glitched out game lol. New games are often kinda, too perfect for their humor. They do best with glitches (sonic boom #1)

[@SomeKindaHero117]

Burger Time Vibes

[@Mcwollybob]

Dan: Pee! Arin: -Uncontrollable laughter- This explains the entirety of Game Grumps

[@chasewolfsaveukraine9601]

5:46

[@L33PL4Y]

Why'd you cross out Arin's laughter as if it didn't happen?

[@Mcwollybob]

@@L33PL4Y I put asterisks around the sentence like is usual on other websites to indicate an action, and for some reason asterisks cross out words on KZbin. This was a random comment I made and didn't intend to be liked, so I never changed it.

[@L33PL4Y]

@@Mcwollybob Asterisks don't cross out, they bold *See?*

[@Mcwollybob]

@@L33PL4Y Whatever I had put then, why the fuck does it matter??

[@ThisNameIsVeryClever]

They did not have to make that one doctor such an absolute turbo-daddy, but I appreciate that they did.

[@TheKensta88]

I was thinking the same thing lol.

[@MrGraniteDragon]

I was going to comment on that but you certainly deserve the thumbs. I am 100% stealing the phrase "absolute turbo-daddy!"

[@wilderulz]

100% agree lol

[@blackmagebob]

I know, right?!

[@milomcallister3487]

LITERALLY LMFAO

[@itsCatMeme37]

6:40 "How lon oooooooo nooooooooo" "...as long as it needs to be" had me dying. I have a headache from laughing.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

I've seen this hentai before

[@madmethodmouselivestreams3598]

The fact this emulation is fucked to shit and Dan & Arin are just rolling with its tomfuckery makes this so much better.

[@sumbody694]

Yeah for anyone wondering, there should be zero of those missing dialogue in the game. The copy they are using is fucked to shit.

[@Phasmania]

Game Grumps + broken game = peak entertainment

[@topasu9454]

thank you for describing the obvious

[@greedyProphet]

Honestly, Dan's killing it with the reading. Some of those were rough and he had no hesitation and near perfect gibberish.

[@bendystrawz2832]

@@greedyProphet I was gonna say the same thing. He just read it across with almost no hesitation like it was written normally. What an absolute champ.

[@TRMeowth]

Arin's pure gut laugh at just hearing his friend say pee is beautiful. That man owns a company lol.

[@Scrofar]

More than one, even!

[@spiwolf6998]

Arin actually amazes me. He never finished highschool but he owns a tour bus company, a very successful KZbin channel and has a merch shop, a band, but he can't spell "eye".

[@Scraplaple]

really shows that initiative is more important to success than intelligence

[@allierw55]

@@Scraplaple LMAO THIS IS THE MOST BACK-HANDED COMPLIMENT IM DYING

[@juansantana1639]

You know the episode is good when 5 min in Arin is already seagull laughing

[@resileaf9501]

Those are always the best episodes.

[@AdrianoSnorts]

Seagull laughing is so fitting

[@_Geist]

seagull laughing lfmaoaoaoo, accurate af. A++++

[@greedyProphet]

Arin stood now chance when the game said "▚pee▒▐"

[@dfloriza]

seagull laughing hahahaha

[@branamp13]

Trauma center gameplay + cute animals + hilarious glitch antics (that don't interfere with the gameplay itself so far)... I can't be the only one who would legit watch Dan and Arin play this game all the way to the end, can I? I'd totally watch them play this game once a week or so.

[@sleepyote]

I'd love for them to continue playing it

[@esotericoctopus]

I wanna see the panda birth!

[@6packchitchat527]

I mean I tune in everyday of the week regardless, but I’d look forward to this being a series.

[@bleakautomaton4808]

A game like Trauma Center? And a Wii game? The animals should be fine............

[@Katclub8]

YES MORE OF THIS PLEASE

[@Viciousbunny8]

Waited 8 years to see the conclusion of Trauma Center, happy to see it come back

[@robertcaselli6212]

Really wish they would go back to it :(

[@RudyTheNinja]

_Cranberry-ducious??_

[@lisuru5302]

"stop right there...what did i JUSTTT say!"

[@pedrostormrage]

This is probably the closest we can get to it (there's no guarantee they're gonna finish this one either, though)

[@kylehicks1995]

@@pedrostormrage they said they were going to go back to it though

[@Qopzeep]

My god, I haven't laughed this hard in a long ti􏿾e.

[@stephsaguudefan1753]

Oh no. The text disease. It's spreading. Nobody's words are safe now. Quick! Be ore it's t o ate....oh no t's al ead ap enning to me! No oo o o oo oooo o oo......

[@obviousghost5895]

Dan valiantly trying to parse through this text while Arin dies laughing is my new favorite thing

[@VGlauren]

34:21 Those spots in your vision are called "floaters," they're not the blood veins in your eyes, they're clumps of cells or proteins floating within the vitreous of your eye that are casting shadows onto your retina (which is why you typically notice them when looking at something bright like the sky.) They're more common in nearsighted people and more likely to appear as you get older and the vitreous fibers slowly detatch from the retina, but if you ever get a whole ton at once, definitely go to your eye doctor, because that could be a sign of retinal tearing or retinal detachment.

[@treattrick8991]

I got them too but they came slowly...one to start off with then some more bit by bit...so im ok right?

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

oh shit im nearsighted and i get these 😭 youtube comments r truly educational

[@Dougiewoof]

​@treattriyick8991 i know its late you should be fine, but if your concerned talking to a doctor would be a good idea

[@HoloSohma]

You also get those with certain types of migraines as well. Me and my dad have migraines that tend to have visual cues

[@hamstermelody4902]

I only see them when I sneeze

[@sploogemcfugg]

I'm a simple man, I see a broken game and immediately fuggin shiddidid

[@tohomoko5120]

the best comment

[@AshTreeDweller]

And also fardded

[@Anon-lu6ct]

You dropped this 👑

[@caret_shell]

...And if that's not possible at least to make some good friends.

[@Knight-Bishop]

@@caret_shell Maybe the real shid was all the friends we farded along the way.

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

This game must be what it's actually like when you're a doctor working in another country, and it's like you're vaguely familiar with the native language but overall you still can't make a lick of sense out of any of it so it's just pure static and you just gotta be like "Um... okay so... I do this? I go here?"

[@GoetiaTV]

Dan’s ability to read this garbled text is impressive

[@stevenscottdubrowski7473]

This is what learning animal care on the job with an auditory processing disorder and adhd is like

[@stephaniewright5424]

Welp, checking that childhood dream off the list….✅ done it!

[@uplink7374]

I don't think it's glitched text, I think it's a perfect Game Grumps episode.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Both is good.

[@FullmetalNinja25]

7:55 That burp and the movement of the Meerkat's mouth was incredibly well timed.

[@ohemdoublegee]

Oh my goodness

[@CASTERIHEX]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

[@chrismanuel9768]

I rewatched it three times and tea kettle laughed until my eyes hurt

[@Corfaisus]

meergas

[@frogoverlord3471]

An ad came up in the middle of the video and the first thing it said was "Hi! Are you mentally ill?" Probably- I just laughed uncontrollably at the word pee

[@TaismoFanBoy]

This feels like you're playing as someone who doesn't really understand the local language but is trying her hardest to do well anyways.

[@cosmicgiraffe4131]

I never expected to be attracted the old man in a Petz game but here we are

[@sofee6376]

STAWPPP

[@sexygirlmax2019]

DIGITAL FOOTPRINT DIGITAL FOOTPRINT!!!!!

[@Dramallamadog87]

As someone in animal care, i can confirm this is how we all speak to each other

[@resileaf9501]

Well, a lot of pee is definitely involved in animal care.

[@Dramallamadog87]

@@resileaf9501 you aren't wrong there

[@flar7137]

17:10 the timing on that "kill me" is too good

[@prosebuds5124]

“w eeee e”

[@ActualHumanMigz]

It's the action of Trauma Center and text blunders of Kitty Love all in one. My dreams have come true.

[@Melons987]

The running gag of Dan asking "Did we start?" never fails to have me chime back 'yes Dan, we have started'

[@samus_of_all_trades]

Dr. Cranberry runs in, puts a pillow over the meerkat, and you hear a quiet *pap pap*

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Sayori shows up and someone opens her backpack and then everyone dies to a flood of infinite potatoes.

[@PlasmaDragon7]

And then the old sheriff shows up, and he fired and he mysst so then he fired again, this went on for several hours...

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@PlasmaDragon7 Had a popsicle took a nap.

[@Granolie]

@@jocomfiresin6982 had a popsicle and took a *nap nap*

[@pixxlated_]

Guys please do another episode of this, I haven't laughed this hard in so long.

[@Paradoxum177]

I tried to play this game myself because I was nostalgic for it and had to deal with the same text issue so seeing dan and arin try to fumble through this is going to be amazing

[@arvurebantra7639]

A wild animal rescue run by eldritch horrors is more wholesome than I expected.

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

I now want Dan to read a story the way he reads the glitched text in this game

[@Scrofar]

preferrably a serious story, or a Jane Austen book

[@Pandymeez]

The Dr flying in the operation room going “Weeeeeeee” got me crying 😭😂😂😂

[@Fuzzyflame1]

If they keep going through these Petz games I hope they eventually hit the Gameboy Cats game. Even if only for 5 minutes. Just so they can hear the hellish main menu music lmao

[@cleargreen123456789]

I loved that game so much

[@purpleheart3000]

I had the DS version, and it had some atrocious song that repeated on loop. Was it anything like that? "Meow meow meow meow, meow meow. I am just a kitten, hardly fit my mittens." or something like that. Really dumb.

[@ennibee6684]

@@purpleheart3000 man, that song was the shit back then

[@JeskidoYT]

Arin doesn't know of Gameboy emulation unfortunately

[@ennibee6684]

@@JeskidoYT the ds title screen theme is just as annoyingly good

[@thetechnomancer1077]

was eating while watching and nearly died at 5:45 because Dan shouted "pee"

[@XanBcoo]

Dan is really good at reading fucked up words accurately

[@dominquejames3885]

Just listening to Dan read the text dialogue has reminded me of "Kitty Love" and it dialogue.

[@yahoo12345jojo]

When he said "hat's right," I immediately thought of, "hat's not true!"

[@lulub517]

Remember you can only be it a a at night.

[@mattj4449]

For reference, I'm an ophthalmoc technician and the part about eyes got me keyed up. I looked up and instantly recognized a retina. I was yelling at the tv that the things you see when you put your fingers together and create a pinhole are vitreous floaters, not veins. Lasers are used to treat retinal issues in human eye health as well. By far my favorite part of the episode

[@abbieivy5122]

No heckin way!! This used to be my favourite game growing up! Even the music is so nostalgic… funny story, I tried to trade in this game to my local game shop years ago, and it was worth SO little money that it was going to COST me money to get it cleaned up to a point where it was resell-able. So I still own it now..

[@just-an-adam]

I hope they do a second episode I was laughing so hard during this

[@venusofchaos9066]

I choked on my food at “pee” 💀😭

[@DDuffy143]

I'm still trying to figure out how to make a little circle out of 3 fingers so I can see wtf it is Arin is talking about at the end.

[@asayumesan]

Did you find out because I wanna know too!

[@DDuffy143]

@@asayumesan nope 😭

[@causinginsanity]

@Dustin Duffy Ew! I just did it, it's real strange, put your thumb and index finger together, then put your other index finger flat against the tips of those two fingers, there's like a little triangle hole that you put right up to your eye, takes a few seconds to work

[@asayumesan]

@@causinginsanity woah yeah it worked for me too takes about 10-20 seconds though! That's crazy but so cool 😱 thanks for explaining!

[@DDuffy143]

@@causinginsanity Interesting, I'll have to try it out. My peers will probably be confused, but I gotta try. lol..

[@sasariwtf]

Dan reading that broken text with a completely straight face is the funniest shit

[@dartharcangel1987]

The professional veterinarian just going "Weee!" at the start of the rabbit operation for three dialogue boxes straight @&$#* kills me Games with poorly translated and/or broken text are the best

[@sleepyote]

Anytime they play a Petz game it's a good time

[@niccolo.pegoraro]

Sooner or later you guys are gonna make my lungs collapse. This is gold.

[@animeflute3]

7:54 Arin's Perfectly timed Burp

[@pureorangeness]

This is the experience of trying to have a conversation in your second language but they’re speaking way faster than you can understand

[@SherbetAlex]

This was some vintage Game Grumps here. Hilarious all the way through.

[@Würfennie]

This is like if real life had subtitles and someone spoke a language that you don't understand.

[@Tribdinosaur]

Dan reading the instructions totally calmly with all the glitched out text is so freaking funny I needed a belly laugh

[@DLarus08]

Its like those horror games making it look like something spooky is happening. But nothing is actually happening and the game is just terrifyingly broken.

[@iemmasoprano321]

"pee" was absolutely hilarious

[@mawuwus]

I love Game Grumps, but I seriously haven't laughed at an episode like this for a long time, it was to the point that I couldn't breathe lol.

[@ronjones-6977]

Trombone Champ didn't do it for you?

[@mawuwus]

@@ronjones-6977 Trombone Champ was great, but the glitches + Game Grumps combo is top tier.

[@tdubya1991]

Had an aneurysm laughing when “pee” came up when Danny was reading. This is fantastic 😂😂

[@Rachel98246]

I have a feeling this is going to become a classic xD

[@solarcupid2583]

As a future wildlife veterinary student, I fully expect this to be my future. Thank you for showing me what to expect

[@Doktor_Vem]

I honestly wouldn't mind seeing several more episodes of this, this was fuckin hilarious lmao

[@MiniFlightlessBird]

please for the love of god, continue playing this madness i'm crying with laughter over here

[@jocomfiresin6982]

It's nice that they had that exact same eye vein conversation again and Dan was exactly the same amount of interested and amazed.

[@TheHadMatters]

Anyone able to elucidate us on how to replicate what Arin is describing?

[@LycanLink]

PLEASE play more of this! I'm dying of laughter here!

[@thethinkingtreefrog8061]

The music, the narration, I am a grown ass man who just laughed so hard there's tears rolling down my face. And I thought the master racer episode was the funniest one this month 😂

[@missmarymack06]

The nonchalant reading of the words with the missing letters was hilarious! 😂

[@ember8360]

by the end of that first conversation i was CRYING, tears were falling from my eyes

[@rosariocrimson]

Aww, You guys recorded this on my birthday. It was terrible, worked in the freezing rain all day after being heartbroken (better now). Weirdly finding out this was recorded then retroactively makes the day feel better.

[@lilyofthelake]

I love the TAZ: Balance cut of this game

[@conniebrandt219]

The text in this game proves that Dyslexia is a skill, not a flaw

[@kailey4404]

The "PEE!" still gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@suadelbady1656]

I can already see smeef taking notes for his compilations

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

😂 god bless Smeef

[@sleepyote]

Love Smeef

[@ascellaplays]

my favorite thing about game grumps is that they start a game and find out it's almost unplayably broken, and then continue to play it anyways, and STILL find a way to make it hilarious.

[@aturtleinside9426]

I'm actually looking into becoming a wildlife vet so this is genuinely exciting for me lol

[@PrExists]

PLEASE KEEP PLAYING THIS I NEED IT

[@auradiae]

I need them to play petz dolphinz encounter just to see arin's reaction to the insane anime character designs

[@sleepyote]

The what

[@Mcwollybob]

I'm laughing so hard at the silly nonsense words and then suddenly "REPARATIONS"

[@tatherva7387]

This episode dropped when I had a super high fever, and I kinda assumed I hallucinated half of it. I did not.

[@jacobstinnett9792]

I was in such a bad mood until Dan started reading out the glitchy text. I needed the laugh. Thanks guys.

[@paxryderakakirbybisharp2310]

4:42 The "DUN DUN, DUN" from Arin with Dan's taxidermist comment took me the fuck out.. 😂😂😂

[@dessireefox2514]

Ommmgggg this game was such a big part of my childhood, seeing the grumpy playing it with messed up text while knowing the ENTIRE STORY by heart is both frustrating and hilarious lol

[@squtnik]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at the word pee

[@Cranberrygoose330]

Being in the veterinary field, this was absolutely hilarious to watch, not only because of them, but also due to how many things the game got wrong in technicalities😂

[@masonsmith1668]

I'm not a vet, but even I know that A - You do NOT approach a random injured TIGER by yourself, or at all, B - When taking an animals' temperature, you do NOT place a thermometer in their mouth. I might actually have some respect for this if it was somewhat accurate, but some innocent, dumb kid is going to play this and contract Rabies (and severe scars) from trying to "help" a racoon or something. This may be the first shovelware game I've seen that I believe is genuinely dangerous.

[@Cranberrygoose330]

@@masonsmith1668 completely agree with you on that last part! I played a lot of games like this as a kid and always wanted to help out hurt animals I’d see, but now that I’m grown and see all the wack shit I see everyday, I was setting myself up for rabies or a parasitic infection 😂 also the woods lamp scenario is completely wrong. Only for use in ringworm (a fungi) lmfaoo

[@SaraGemZ]

Please continue this series i beg 😭

[@atakiri]

I would absolutely ADORE to see more of this. The gameplay is interesting enough, and the glitched text leaves room for Dan and Arin to invent their whole own world in between the lines

[@burretploof]

Emulating obscure games is always a treat.

[@littleironsides]

This is/was an insta-classic. I wouldn't mind if they did a part 2 some where down the line, not a whole playthrough, lord, but just a little something extra to go in some in the Best-Of's compilations down the line. Like 1 or a few or many months from now. This was a fantastic treat!! Even if this never gets a part 2, thanks for sharing its ridiculousness with us!!

[@skylarkessler9805]

I appreciate that y'all brave the Petz games for us!

[@kclulu]

hysterically this is very much what it's like trying to follow a conversation with extremely bad auditory processing problems

[@StariingDown]

The moment they took that meerkat's temperature with a thermometer in the mouth I realised that this game was made by someone who hasn't actually worked with animals

[@JemaFox]

I've had multiple pet rabbits and thought the same thing when they took that temperature too. All I could think of was how unhygienic and absolutely wrong it was.

[@sydneeh571]

Feels like an episode that's from 2017 and I can't be more thankful.

[@TempestWind87]

I would watch a whole series of just this.

[@Some_Shmuck]

Their beginning segments and ads are always my favorite part of every video.

[@carbonatedgremlin]

The player character looking sexy in front of the rabbit reminded me of the 9th episode of the Ghost Stories dub

[@LordFrito]

This is an instant classic, I can't wait to watch clips of this in the future

[@jonatas4793]

This is already a classic GG episode

[@octodaddy1602]

The ungodly loud music really elevates the bit of Dan muscling through that fucked up speech lmfao

[@supershasha]

This has the same energy as ‘Gama Ovar’ 😂

[@PerennialQuest]

Game Ovev! Gama Ovar!?🤣🤣💀

[@notpory]

this brought back some memories! would love to see you play more of this! down in australia, this game was rebranded as a licensed game for australia zoo(?). called Planet Rescue Wildlife Vet. Terri, Bindi and Bob Irwin are on the front cover, but I never played enough to see them in game when I first got this game when I was a kid. Judging from this playthrough looking the same so far (minus the lovely text that I now wish my copy had) I doubt it

[@bayleaf_heretv5393]

I hope they continued this bc this is hilarious

[@leleigh6338]

Oh my god I remember playing this game with my cousins and we’d cry all the time whenever we struggled saving an animal 😭

[@SpinningToWin]

That intro was the best Geoguesser episode ever

[@InkBloodWolf]

Please keep playing this holy shit it’s funny