The TF2 Community Gives me Hope...

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[@Mannco.orange]

5:41 The reason why scout is so irradiated is that one of the main ingredients in bonk is just pure radiation.

[@RegularName0]

beat me to it

[@justaguy-m2o]

is it uranium, or is it something else

[@EnderDoomSlayer]

@@justaguy-m2o I think it’s isotopes. Could be uranium.

[@Mannco.orange]

@@EnderDoomSlayer Yall im pretty sure its just pure radiation

[@fiftybakedpotatoes]

*uranium, radiation is a wide term, there are multiple types, the ingredient is uranium 238, the heaviest, and most radioactive type of uranium, yes I have too much free time

[@TheWumpMan]

Scout is full of radiation because BONK has isotopes

[@rottenroads1982]

Yes, BONK is radioactive. And, any normal human being would die because of drinking Bonk. But not Scout. No, he is a TF2 Mercenary, and the TF2 Mercenaries are NOT Normal People.

[@guerranoturna5860]

Yea And I think the Mad Milk comes from radioactive cows

[@marctnt6288]

Spy: "For most men, no time at all. We are not most men, we are mercenaries"

[@casualdinofan1953]

If scout was in fallout his rad level would be so much of his hp he would have the same health at the radroaches

[@casualdinofan1953]

Do you know what scratch that, he would become a ghoul before the bombs were dropped

[@doyouknoedawae]

5:47 He has radiation poisening because the BONK! Atomic Punch has Uranium in it.

[@Internetbetoxic]

And crit-a-cola

[@patrickmeissner4052]

And by Extension soda popper

[@Internetbetoxic]

@@patrickmeissner4052 true

[@Octo_0687]

Soda Popper lethally shoots the Uranium into enemies.

[@MarinaGuim]

They should cast like seven people as pyro to keep the gender joke going

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Everyone on set has to be Pyro in at least one scene

[@MarinaGuim]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 of course

[@Gefdragoon]

@@thediam0nddrag0n78 they'll even need to pay the interns that way

[@thedabinggamer]

scout is full of radiation because LITERALLY ALL OF HIS DRINKS HAVE RADIATION

[@binheve]

Bonk and crit cola have a shit load of sugar and radiation That explain why mad milk can heal

[@sniper7303]

this is my jar of hope *tips out jar of hope* i am all out of hope

[@Harbin_07]

Jarate is full of hope.

[@coolsceegaming6178]

2:50 so called scout mains turning into black explosive men the second a level 3 sentry is built:

[@huzaifahahmed4303]

What else are we supposed to do!? (though I just pick soldier and sometimes equip the direct hit)

[@koolkid4825]

I just sit there and wait for the spy, soldier, or demo to get rid of it

[@readyplayerthree3]

Isn't Heavy like, living in the mountains when he's at home, no artificial foods, working out every day? He's got to be mostly muscle, right?

[@screech-screecher536]

My conspiracy is that it’s because scout calls him a “ fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat ... ”

[@Jansson350]

Heavy is a strongman regarding body type. Body fat yes, but there are muscles hiding behind it.

[@megawl2086]

Yes and he carries around a 300 lbs minigun, calling Heavy morbidly obese is like calling Eddie Hall morbidly obese

[@Jansson350]

@@megawl2086 Exactly. If Heavy existed irl, he would be the strongest person to ever live as well. Guy literally RUNS with 150 kg and lifts up a brown bear.

[@Gefdragoon]

@@Jansson350 also the HEAVIest, too

[@IAmOnFireLol]

3:24 every class has an über heart, they're all unhealthy

[@xed_sketches]

I'm honored to have my artwork used as a your thumbnail! Thank you again for asking permission for its use! 🐍💖

[@seriamon]

Thank you very much again ❤️ Also i love gravity falls so it was nice seing it as a crossover to my favorite game :D

[@defaultawareness418]

Heavy is not obese, his large size is due to his PURE MUSCLE. Do not forget this man canonically wrestled a siberian grizzly bear and WON.

[@lobus121]

0:34 its because soldier got with his sister

[@JRZDidThis]

The story is soldier found his sister and she wanted to some “fun” That’s it’s

[@John-fs1nr]

Being a die hard fan of gravity falls this makes me very happy anyone who agrees with me I hope has a good day/night……people who don’t well I hope they have a good day to just don’t talk to me 4:41

[@supermegabenji1026]

I had another speculation that Heavy doesn't have a line when Soldier dies in MvM. I don't know if they want to make fun of Soldier's Death. I mean the Voice Actor. It's like with Monster's Inc and some Movies in the 2000's were changed. Like, The Green forcefield in the movie used to be an explosion but it got changed because the September 11 attacks with explosions. And Spider-Man had to cut out scenes of the Twin Towers because it was released in 2002 and the movie was being made before 9/11..

[@EngineerTeamFortress2]

6:08 the screams from every Spy main when Pyro

[@anthonyoliver418]

3 things, that poor heavy gaslit into wasting his food before getting murdered, imagine complaining about sentries because you only want to play scout without being punished, and also I will say Heavy is a lot healthier than the other classes because he is not too insane, and he is pretty fit for a man as big as he is when everyone is either butt frick insane or physically messed up even if he is fat

[@theenderdestruction2362]

hes built like a power lifter, they seem fat till you realize they can lift you over their heads with ease

[@TheRook__if]

7:18 I was the guy who was getting dominated by everyone here. I am incredibly hyped to be in a Seriamon video and being known as the guy with an extreme skill issue on this channel.

[@NoBloons]

1:56 Chris Pratt for Pyro

[@brave827]

Is no one gonna talk about the the gravity falls Thumbnail?

[@ProbablyPossum]

I will. Why is Robbie Demoman?

[@GRIBLYGROBLY]

Soos Pyro has been burned into my eyes, just the thought of soos doing arson scares me.

[@29SEBA]

​@@ProbablyPossum probably because of his haircut covers one of his eyes, which is pretty funny

[@ProbablyPossum]

@@29SEBA I guess mate

[@ProbablyPossum]

​@@29SEBA But by that same logic why isn't Lazy Susan Demoman

[@DataDrain02]

4:35 As someone who plays Demo.... I feel like that character pick is HIGHLY insulting.

[@Nickmaster8811]

McGucket as the medical seems accurate both are smart but also insane. Stanley as the heavy makes so much sense seriously he fought zombies with brass knuckles and fits the muscular type role to a tee. Stanford as engineer both have 4+ PhDs. As for robbie well he does have 1 eye covered by hair but not much else so I can see ur reasoning.

[@Nickmaster8811]

But giving Mable a rocket launcher... is there a word that describes immortal fear that would persist after death

[@ChannelMiner]

I had no idea the dead ringer could dupe a teammate weapon like that

[@minneelyyyy]

9:50 you covered most of the tattoo with the end of video title card

[@EROR_47]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN'

[@tuturo1]

Moloch is the demon from the Sr. Pelo Spooky Month series by the way

[@BX56_YT]

I'm pretty sure Moloch is just a name commonly associated with demons and stuff, not necessarily a Spooky Month reference.

[@TriggerzConnors]

nope its a real name from satanic ritual religion.

[@P2_M9]

@@BX56_YTtrue but most people only know it from spooky month

[@megawl2086]

Moloch is a fire demon, it's not from Spooky Month, Sr Pelo just used him as a character

[@tuturo1]

I had a dream someone said moloch was a pokemon and I was so embarrassed for not knowing it

[@1KiloDepartment]

Flashback to "How it feels to play Demoman" SSSSquad

[@agoodmeme4823]

Soos as Pyro would be hilarious… I’m just imagining hearing a slightly muffled “Hey dudes” it’s so beautiful.

[@baguettethebread5568]

Glad that my dumb video made it 7:10

[@TheRook__if]

As someone who got a post in somehow, your video is infinitely better than my post.

[@godusopp1797]

8:12 OOOH! Drink Bonk, Jump, and _Let_ it Shoot You! A seriously good counter to a good sentry is using it to flank! You can destroy teles and camp spawn, you can pester Snipers and Meds, and you are more likely to find a good angle on the Sentry & Engi when you're behind where its pointing. Its seriously the most fun you can have playing Scout and nothing beets the high of being flung at Mach 1 across the map by a sentry

[@itnaxpro3994]

BONK atomic punch (™) contains 4000% of the recommended daily intake of caffeine (400 mg), meaning its total caffeine content is 16,000 mg per can. As well as ingredients that may include some of the following: Water, radiation and of course sugar.

[@Otterifcation]

4:06 ok so we all know why they chose that religion for demo right?

[@animal_gal_adventures9885]

1:30 ay I know of that dude. It's oddly specific but he did a collab album with this Australian band called Lime Cordiale. The song what's not to like is one of my favorites.

[@Deltascheme]

we love the TF2 Community

[@Uncertified_m1nos.]

TF2 is life

[@SUPERLEAF026]

We all love the tf2 community. Until you turn on causal voice chat.

[@cosmic5665]

The tf2 fans love trashing on other shooters for existing even more

[@megawl2086]

Heavy is not obese, he's built like a strongman/powerlifter and carries 300 lbs minigun around like it's nothing, calling Heavy obese is like calling Eddie Hall obese

[@crazinventor4442]

If you follow BMI, body builders are obese, which is why I feel like it's not very accurate for different body types and isn't an accurate way of determining someone's health.

[@anonymousman34]

5:41 there is a reason why bonk makes you invincible

[@sharkjira1945]

4:22 bro really said that the guy how can't stop drink is in the one religion that forbids drinking

[@Underahndover2]

4:22 meet the internet:

[@Sohailahmedmohammed]

2:33 Me: *Laughs in Grenade and Stickybomb Launchers* Let me correct him. Every match ever played revolves around the presence of Teleporters and a good team. Sentries are just there in case you want your own Heavy Weapons Guy.

[@jackolanturn1159]

5:45 the Bonk Atomic Punch in corner.

[@matheusmelisguerrapeixe2330]

5:24 Didn't soldier, and one of heavy's sisters, got naked, cover themselves in honey and thought bear handed robots? Or was it bears?

[@tornadosangustav5746]

Yes, that's from the comics So is cannon and btw she is married with soldier and waiting for a kid

[@Archimedes-v2o]

*THE THUMBNAIL IS EVERYTHING*

[@keypiece9764]

5:48 Scout’s got radiation in his drinks and so he’s immune to it.

[@SniperOnGreen]

It gives me scary thoughts

[@user-td5sn9dj2v]

1:57 the tf2 fancast looks like every early 2000s spy movie

[@magic_man9714]

4:13 wait, but Scout is canonically friends with so wouldn't he be religious to whatever religion happens to be right in the tf2 universe? (Which seemed to be christian)

[@Cyrusthewierdkid]

0:23 THE HEAVY IS DEAD?!

[@weefweef]

4:40 Soldier and Demo should've been the cops

[@Ratscallion_exe]

8:16 "How do you deal with sentr-" People will ignore Bonk! at any given opportunity they can....

[@godusopp1797]

3:13 Reading the comments here, I can already tell that all the replies to that redit post is "Scout literally drinks radiation!"

[@ryancoopersnissan240sx8]

9:11 Bizzarrini is pretty much just a car made by Ferrari's top engineer who was pissed by him. It's not really well known to the public because unlike Lamborghini (who was also pissed off by Ferrari, that's why he started the supercar company) they focus on race cars not road cars and they're pretty good at it, it's actually what spy drives in the comics tho. While I'm on tthe topic of cars, I don't think Medic would drive a 911, that's just too flashy for a man of science like medic, I'd wanna say WW2 era Tatras but pre-war Benz are much more likely.

[@princecaspiangw796]

That movie casting is perfect

[@vilneil]

2:22 someone write that down and send it to soundsmith for new gimmic video now

[@rybavihevima]

4:13 WEEEELLLL... In the comics, when scout dies, he meets God, who sends him back to earth since it wasn't his time to die yet, so I don't think this one is so accurate

[@rybavihevima]

Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. " 🤓🤓🤓"

[@BX56_YT]

Scout has radiation poisoning because of BONK, how did you not get that lmao😭

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

4:14 it’s a joke about “Caber Demo” and “The rizz of terror” Demo would likely be Presbyterian.

[@janka4820]

Sniper uses a pain relief medication with a side-effect of an enlarged bladder to hide the pain of his organs shutting down

[@PerogiTime]

false, saxton hales company gave him a pill that increases his piss output, which is why he can reload jarate as quickly as he can!

[@zemufinman1639]

6:00 Spy should have been in the "is french" teir

[@Drache997]

I will sell my soul for the inverted weapons video

[@T3ddyL0rd]

The moment I saw the tf2 Gravity Falls image it filled me with joy

[@T3ddyL0rd]

Here if anyone wants it: 4:36

[@netinho007.]

wendy fits sniper so much dear god

[@TF2ConscientiousObjector]

Love the title image

[@Mihnea-AndreiMarinescu]

no kidding, when spy was ready to throw baby scout out of the window my pc got blue screend😅

[@Tuhaloher0]

Thanks for the shout out 4:37

[@doctor_sandvich]

3:40 I know that guy, he plays on the shounic trenches server and he sometimes likes to give out a shit load of Secret Saxtons

[@Gront517]

3:05 i sense the presence of gront

[@user-hd6dh9fv6o]

I think the guy in the comment at 2:36 is making a joke about how people treat sniper.

[@kielbasathief9576]

Oh God, Saxon gift thing is going around...

[@NerAEus96]

9:30 I had that happen to me too as a melee heavy LOL

[@actuallycheez]

I like how the top four comments are all about the atomic punch and scout thing

[@UsernameTaakenYT]

I was playing on training today to try getting better as soldier and one of the bots got a golden frying pan and it even showed up as a notification and im crying

[@Trooperofthearctic]

4:40 this is real good and I think that Gideon should be the administrator and bill should be Saxton.

[@VoidKos]

Nah out of all my years playing never knew you could pick up a weapon from a dead ringer spy. Thats insane

[@wheeze2407]

your videos always make me giggle

[@colebrimblecom8496]

If that guy has a dvd drive and the product key is still good he can go and play

[@zephGaming961]

I'm pretty sure that the scouts "bonk" has radiation in it.

[@pieter913]

8:52 reminds me of the time I tricked an engineer that was guarding the intel in 2fort. So I capped once, I capped twice, and then those BLU guys came to their mind and sent an engineer to protect their intel. I went there, and died. Sucks. But then, I felt my brain working. I dressed as a heavy, went to their intel room, engineer shot me. I moved to the front, so it seemed like it did nothing. He looked at me, I looked at the level 3 sentry next to him. My brain begun working once again. I begun jumping, crouching, yelling out voice commands, and… he did it. He taunted. I used the moment, sapped the sentry, shot him 3 times, he dropped dead, and I took the intel. This surely was the greatest match of my life. Everybody was mad at that engineer for taunting 😎

[@cosmefulanito6653]

SCOUT IRRELIGIOUS?! he fucking met god himself!!!

[@Blade_206]

just wait until he finds out about how people are down bad for the sentry

[@Engineergaming3963]

5:41 If you look at heavy, he doesn’t really look fat, just muscular, heavy might be, well, heavy, but he’s mostly muscular, making heavy the most healthy merc.

[@TannerNatoli]

Why does that thumbnail just work that hard.

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

4:34 Marasmus would likely be part of the ancient Sumerian traditional church, or at least a Zoroastrian.

[@gmanplaysgames256]

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IDRIS ELBA? Heimdall, Stacker Pentecost, Knuckles

[@jaguarwarrior7627]

5:42 Saxton hale! In the healthy tier

[@supervitu64]

gravity fortress 2 would be wild

[@TF2shockwavefan]

Scout is full of radiation because bonk has radiation in it and he drinks it.

[@SharcKrab]

Under 10 minets gang

[@kielbasathief9576]

9:30 they gotta fix this auto balance bs. Happens to me every other game.... Pisses me off

[@bleplord404]

Well the engineer isnt completely A-OK, he DID cut off his hand and replace it with a robotic one

[@StoryTellerStudios_Official]

ngl, Matt Smith in a TF2 movie/show would be amazing.

[@RealWheezerTF2]

I genuinely used to think that the bacon grease was a skin for Jarate

[@03luigi14]

5:01 that little shit cheated, there are only 4 aces in a deck!

[@hatgamrr]

Scout always full of bonk (Radiation+Lemon Juice) :]

[@Homelandertherealhero]

1:17 We know you’re watching, Hollywood.

[@Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD]

1:32 that’s the VA for Chief Bogo from Zootopia

[@blacklight683]

5:38 common I thought everyone knew heavy is strong not fat

[@gasparg643]

Yea he is like a mega power lifter literally duplexes a bear

[@jamesThebulbmin]

I unboxed a strange botler today

[@VerminHatesMondayz]

The Bonk: Atomic Punch has a large content of radiation and Scout, chugs that shit.

[@Madlad000]

Scout can’t be irreligious. He literally met god when he died and went to heaven. God literally told him that he sent him down to earth for the ladies.

[@TheMostBloatedOfBitterflies]

I love that Gravity Falls picture, though I fell like Mabel would do better as Demoman and Grenda should be Soldier!

[@finn-sw6rm]

demo man has to be like, HARD CORE catholic

[@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff]

8:11 I mean I just kinda run around so that it can’t aim at me and chip away at its health

[@DonaSussuarana]

BONK! atomic punch and Crit-a-cola have radiation if i remember correctly