The things men deal with & More..

[@arkyboy14]

When they text and you're busy at work and then get mad when you can't or don't text them back right away.

[@Dargonhuman]

My wife does that. She'll text me 4 or 5 things in a row while I'm at work, forcing me to turn on Do Not Disturb then gets mad when I forget to turn it off. I probably need to remind her that if I don't text back within three texts from her that I'm busy.

[@ErikratKhandnalie]

But when you text then and they wait three days to respond you have to just take it

[@dustinblanken5886]

My new wife is a gamer, and we've had many dates where we make a nice dinner and then game all night long. It's very nice being with someone that shares or is at least interested in what you enjoy.

[@benadams3569]

SOME women talk about how simple men are as if it's an insult. I always reply with "YES! We are!!"

[@benadams3569]

I had a girlfriend when I was 18 who was the "what are you thinkin'?" type. I THOUGHT she would have grown out of that when we reconnected more than twenty years later. 2015? Nope... Via Skype... "what are you thinkin'?" For fuck's sake, woman! I'm not thinking about ANYTHING. lol

[@kwilliams2239]

We gave up buying each other gifts a long time ago. It sounds weird but we give each other cash. We only have one set of books, and there is an agreement before either of us buy anything large. The cash is for anything we want, at any time. I have a (very) expensive hobby, and it works. BTW, we met in 9th grade, and started dating in our senior year, and married the year after, when I was in college. She was there when I was poor. We're not rich now, but we're sure not poor. The sickness and health has had its bumps too. But we're still here.

[@evanr1940]

one year, my wife wanted a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. I asked her whether this was a trap just to make sure. 10 years later still together so I think it is safe to say she was serious (she did get the vacuum cleaner).

[@benadams3569]

You've married to a practical woman. My mother wanted new carpeting for one of the rooms in my childhood home one year. My father made it happen.

[@RikuofManyPaths]

That starcraft and wingstop comment is not helping you beat the dude-coded allegations, Lin! 😂

[@MisterMarin]

Lin, if you ever decide to bust into my place, let me know in advance so I can set a computer up for you. Bring snacks, okay? 💻

[@benadams3569]

lol

[@irtehdar2446]

Gifts are easy. If buying for a dude just go with a gift card to whatever store sells wood glue. If buying for a chick it's the store that sells face cream. You can cry "not romantic enough" all you want my relationship is going on 12 years and counting.

[@txdang2009]

So why is that women are allowed to ignore you and not text back because they say they’re busy? Double standards much?

[@learningformyreptiles1195]

Women play more video games than men. It not console games, but phone games

[@garywarren3600]

If he is into something, embrace it. Legos to domino's, more interest from you bins you together...

[@Smeginator]

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL VIDEOS

[@brianscharlau4018]

You require more Vespian Gas

[@MisterMarin]

You also must construct additional pylons.

[@brianscharlau4018]

@@MisterMarin Real Talk I ALMOST went with that but since she was showing zerg I decided to go with a more universal need. Cheers to ALL my StarCraft Players out there (except you Zerg Rush degenerates who I will never forgive for killing me so often)

[@MisterMarin]

@@brianscharlau4018 Okay, okay. Here: Spawn more Overlords! The Hive Cluster is under attack! Evolution complete! 🙂

[@mathius_dragoon532]

It's vespene

[@Dargonhuman]

​@@MisterMarindammmit I could _hear_ that in my head!