The Three Dogateers Review

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[@mvangord1]

Why not call it the Three Muttsketeers? Missed opportunity if you ask me.

[@ZionKraze]

Because sadly, that would take something that this movie does not have; effort.

[@paladinjones1833]

And where is D'ogtanian?

[@Masterge77]

@Paladin Jones There actually is an animated film called "Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds", a 1981 film from Japan, which is better than this one ever will be.

[@gracekim25]

@@Masterge77 whoa

[@gideonfinley3018]

Dont know if you guys gives a shit but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times then you can watch all the latest series on InstaFlixxer. Been binge watching with my gf during the lockdown :)

[@rachdarastrix5251]

"Dogs frustrate me." Sad the man who chose a career working with animals.

[@Hinatachan360]

Your dog puppet is much less creepy than the special effects in the movie.

[@QZXproductions]

3:45 Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. There's a movie that understood what Dogsheaux is talking about. And that movie was brilliant.

[@GermanLeftist]

No, based on your racist, alt-right, neo-nazi comment, it's more than fair, no matter how shitty the movie is.

[@BrinIoca]

Don't you love reading responses to deleted comments and imagining how rancid the original must have been

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

What About Firehouse Dog?

[@jaygooese4242]

Good point

[@nobody2996]

"Is he the Dog Bounty Hunter?" You got it all wrong, he's 'Dog' - Da Bounty Hunteeeeeeer.

[@Masterge77]

I already don't like talking dog films, but this one makes the Buddies films look like a Christopher Nolan film in comparison. Also surprised you didn't notice the Walmart sign at 16:11, it's so blatantly in-sight that I wonder if Walmart even paid for that product placement. Oh, and there's a much better Three Musketeer dogs film called "Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds", which was made in 1981 and is purely animated.

[@silverinkwell5998]

Yes, the CGI in this makes the Buddy series look like Christopher Nolan or ANY other better CGI film. It was so bad I LITERALLY started to laugh in hysteria, for like three minutes. It's so bad that I want to burn and kill it. Where's my brain bleach?

[@Jonathan83X]

I wouldn't say the Buddies movies are that much better in comparison, but yea, this movie was a complete train wreck. Not to mention it blatantly lied too. As bad as the Buddies movies are, at least they do what they say they're going to do. This movie on the other hand? It couldn't even give us stupid action scenes or a slightly interesting story that might resemble the 3 Musketeers to justify its title. Heck, it's like the dogs are playing pretend if anything, but can't even make it the least bit entertaining. Even Garfield, a lazy cat in a comic strip put more effort into playing pretend than these 3 pathetic excuse of dog musketeers. Seriously, to think this movie was more lazy than the Buddies garbage films and the Dog who saved BS ones combined is just appalling. Whoever was responsible for this abomination should be banned from film making because this was not just bad. This was disgracefully bad.

[@rainbowbrush8658]

Review Olive the Other Reindeer and Joshua and the Promised Land

[@alexandrahulett5742]

Rainbow Brush yes do that

[@crypto457]

I think we can agree that we want Bob sane, and not speaking backwards huddled in a corner and opening the portal between here and the Howling Abyss.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

...you want him to review a good movie?

[@crypto457]

+TheHeroOfTomorrow along with this kzbin.info/www/bejne/iGnan4aYeMySrNE This ones on the house 😈

[@rainbowbrush8658]

TheHeroOfTomorrow Olive the other reindeer is a fun little Christmas special about a dog who thinks he is a reindeer. Joshua and the Promised Land is a Christian movie with Very, Very bad CGI furries.

[@sewthernbelle]

What's the point of calling the dogs Dogateers if their names are all that connect them to the original story? Why not draw inspiration from the original book and have the plot mirror the plot of the book? It's not like nothing went on in the book! Here's a better story, a young puppy gets adopted after making the other dogs mad, but they bond when they have to fight some cats which belong to an evil human that wants to take control of the family business by making a deal with another bad guy through a spy, so the dogs have to stop the spy who owns a lady dog named winter that used to be the Athos dog mate. And you can even set the family business in a toy store to tie it to Christmas. There. Better plot! And yes Dean Cain. Fire. Your. Agent!

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Very Nice! My Picture Of These Dog Soldiers Fighting Krampus I Made Is Way Better Than This Movie sydneypie.deviantart.com/art/The-Three-Dogateers-720064899

[@petehill7280]

Humorously enough, here in the U.K. there's a cartoon called Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds. I remember quite enjoying it as a little kid.

[@spookyscaryskeletor2909]

What's the next stupid idea? Tooth Fairy Dog.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Skeletor Don’t give them ideas!

[@elegance846]

I love how proud he is about his new suit! Truly, I wish I had a Christmas suit to show off!!

[@lightyearpig12]

Dogateers? Is it really that hard to say Muttkateers?

[@Masterge77]

That's a better pun than the entirety of this movie.

[@Howesenberg]

It's hard to say the name of this film without dying inside

[@JamesMC04]

Too like Mouseketeers, perhaps.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

It's the most expensive tiiiiiime, of the year. There are dead trees for buying, and children not whining, and movies galoooore! It's the most expensive tiiiime ooof the yeeeeaaaaar!

[@dubuyajay9964]

I still love Christmas tho.

[@Lishadra]

The chihuahua sounds more like Strong Bad than a formidable Musketeer.

[@gracekim25]

Apparently there’s a dog version of Star Wars

[@RavenFoxAudio]

WE NEED THAT LINK, PLEASE!!!

[@gracekim25]

I wish I had seen this reply soon because I don’t remember what I was on about 😅

[@Moonbeam143]

The dogs talk like their Canadians from "South Park".

[@theponydalek7923]

I'm not gonna let you take our presents, buddy!

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@theponydalek7923 I'm going to take your presents, guy!

[@liamgardner2985]

I absolutely loved the intro.

[@HeilRay]

Mr.AngryEyes Really is festive.

[@traxthetrashwizard]

Why are they called the three dogateers? Because, shut up! You already bought the DVD! Mu-ha-ha-ha!

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Damn. I remember finding this on Netflix. What a glorious mess. I'm a talking-animal movie aficionado and love the terrible ones most of all. This was way up there. Also, if you want a cooking show with a dog, Cooking with Dog is a thing. An adorable thing.

[@Caldella]

I adore Cooking with Dog. :D

[@chasformer3091]

More reasons why I hate Netflix.

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Chasformer Oh, but terrible talking animal movies are a magnificent treat between the good movies.

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

6:06 And 6:12 I Love Their Hats And Aprons

[@fanofwar40k]

Congrats on 30k Subs, Bob! Now get to 40k already!!! XD

[@notoriouswhitemoth]

Why does this exist...

[@diggerfan9319]

First the Dog Who Saved Whatever Holiday movies, and now this? Dean Cain must always have to be in a talking dog movie.

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Travis De La Fuente It's not good when I have to say that Dead and Deader was one of his better movies. By they way, you should totally see Phelous' Review of that movie I mentioned.

[@diggerfan9319]

Yeah, and you have seen those Dog Who Saved the Holiday movies right? Headhunter Productions has covered those.

[@gracekim25]

Travis De La Fuente wait I do recognise this guy!😆

[@diggerfan9319]

Yeah, the My Little Pony vector guy who reviews bad movies.

[@nikosafer1]

The Three Musketeers + Christmas = The Three Dogateers?

[@edwardenderman649]

Fun Fact: Santa is played by the same guy who played Sam in Office Space

[@fargeeks]

Edward Enderman and the same guy who played Grandpa on that sitcom called Grounded for life Came out in the 2000s

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

It's saying something when Barbie and the 3 Musketeers is actually an adaptation of the 3 Musketeers compared to the 3 Dogateers having a very loose link to the source material. Sure that movie have have unintentionally ripped off Ninja Turtles more than anything else, but it was an *ADAPTATION* of the source material!

[@ZC-Infinity]

It sounds like Arfamis needs to get back by January 5th to tell the story of the Three Wise Men

[@DarknessIsTheTruth]

This is the kind of kid's movie that just pisses me off. The kind that's so lazy, cringey, and hackneyed from start to finish. Every character is a moron, and it treats the audience (especially children) like morons. UGH.

[@ciminod]

why dose one of the dogs in this movie sound like Mojo Jojo From the Powerpuff girls, Puss in boots from the Shrek Films and Sebastiano Di Ravello the main villain From the video Game Just Cause 3?

[@HeilRay]

That one dislike came from the best dog catcher in the world.

[@Snowmon89]

You know, not all dogs are color blind, right? Of course you do, that's why you said specifically "green and red". Nice save there.

[@goufr3540]

That first scene with the dogs talking gave me Heidi vibes and those are vibes no one should have...IT MUST BE A BOBSHEAUX!!!

[@NebLleb]

*Ta-DAAA!!!*

[@LaineMann]

Wait are you telling me some sad soul watched Heidi 4 Paws besides me!?

[@stlouisrocker100]

Lovely new suit and lovely intro. Sir, I give you a standing ovation.

[@southparkfirefly]

How hard is it to film a dog barking then dub over it? I've seen KZbinrs do it and they're just making a silly joke!

[@fargeeks]

16:45 Lost old dog bone, Found Brain very smart, Found old Can Cleary They have found The Brain The pinky, the Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain Brain, Brain NARF!!

[@sabertooth3studioshq838]

Mary Christmas Bobsheax and Raven and goodnight. Ho ho

[@SilverZeo88]

You need to see "Dogtanian and the 3 Muskehounds" to balance out the stupid of this movie..

[@TheArceusftw]

SilverZeo88 That's immediately what I was thinking of when I saw this movie title.

[@Seanatonin]

sacrificing your new suit with a stupid movie with talking dogs and Dean Cain? Must be a Dogsheaux! Also, you stil have the lovely Raven to cheer you up.

[@TheRoadrunnerFromHell]

From the title I thought this would be set in 1700's France and adapt Dumas' books. That would be way better then the Christmas crap we got.

[@MrAspiringactor]

Fun fact: Wagos is voiced by Big Patty from Hey Arnold. Her characters certainly got cuter in terms of looks (then again she voiced Batgirl of all people once)

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

First Tom Kenny In Elf Bowling, Now Danielle Judovits In This Film. Or These Batman Voice Actors Might Be Paying The Price By The Superman Curse.

[@LaineMann]

Danielle, forever in the background. Poor girl.

[@jaygooese4242]

Why do these dog movies keep ripping-off Home Alone? 7:10

[@IAmTheUnison]

So many talking dog movies, barely any talking cats. Why is Hollywood racist against cats?! :/

[@zacharyroth3028]

Their’s a cooking show for dog? Cool.

[@yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198]

Your hair looks so soft and shiny! I wish I had hair lol.

[@TheArceusftw]

This is not how I'd imagine the reboot to Dogtanian, and the 3 Muskethounds to go!

[@LittleJoeTheMoonlightCat]

We Need to Freeze Them in Carbonite, Before they get Delivered to Santa Claus.

[@kaijukid1443]

Holy crap the mouth animation is worse then the buddies movies!

[@jeroenvanwees3250]

Your new coat wasn't entirely for nothing. I think it looks snazzy! Also: 6:47 ... Mark seems an odd fellow... but those two ladylamps are awesome! I want one, to brighten my room (pun intended). Also, also: maybe there's a sock labeled `Wagos', because one of the other two dogses... dogs'... dog's?... human given name is Wagos. Boom! Mystery SOLVED!

[@crazyXninjaXfishy]

Oh God those mouths.. Those. MOUTHS!!!!

[@paladinjones1833]

The picture of Bob and Raven under the mistletoe is super adorable : )

[@jaygooese4242]

Very cute

[@AnimeWolf56]

if you want a good dog/wolf movie, i recommend Wolf Children, it is a masterpiece

[@mraiwa1000]

@9:09 the scene is clearly located in a cold Europe town, with European license plate tags on a Euro RHD van. @10:15 the scene is somewhere in Arizona, in a Ford Windstar minivan. There's probably more location botch-ups but I'm too lazy to worry about them!

[@gracekim25]

Wait is the owner guy the superman guy who’s currently playing Supergirl’s adopted dad

[@dancorneanu9144]

Why only three dogateers? Where is Dogtanian?

[@RhymeswithSpecialNeeds]

Is that A. Wilford Brimley as fucking Santa?

[@JacobMKeeneAKADrPepperKing]

Wow, this does look like a stupid movie.

[@monstercombo007]

My God! They move their mouths move like Slappy from Goosebumps! Pd: Nice new suit, Bob!

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

I'm surprised the three of them didn't encounter a stray named Dogtanian

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

I Thought It's Going To Be Animated Like the Cover. I Feel Cheated.

[@SuperMarkerComicBro]

I have a similar Oppo Suit. It's got a Pac-Man maze on it. That really has nothing to do with the movie. It's just that your suit, which is barely in the video, has more to offer than the movie itself.

[@louischarvillanimation]

What! Why is there footage of the UK in this American movie? 9:07

[@jaygooese4242]

Wow horrible CGI month movements 3:24

[@Lady_Yuna]

15:16 Dukes of Hazard reference 😆

[@IAmTheUnison]

If it's all the same with the lame makers of this film, I think I'll stick with "The Three Muskehounds". XD

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Sounds Good To Me

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

14:47 Why Don't They Look? - Last Clear Chance

[@captainimagination1110]

Bobsheaux can you review Phineas and Ferb: A Christmas Vacation.

[@RobertsonBrendyn]

I really wish they have the dogs fight Krampus instead of this trash. Also, it would be way better to have the dogs talk with their minds like in Homeward Bound.

[@becuaseimbored3481]

"Just have the characters speak with their minds" forgive bobsheaux, for he knows not what he has done

[@KoopaKontroller]

And you know what, I bet several dogs died while filming this too, which makes it even worse.

[@jamisanmatalonis8458]

Barkos sounds like Terrible Writing Advice and I’m never going to get over it.

[@otaking3582]

17:38 Santa gets hit on the head with a shovel? What is this, Santa Clause 3?

[@tammraevans6634]

Or as I would like to call it ............................ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Tammra Evans Movie minus good.

[@MedievalGenie]

Not even any musketeer stuff except for the ripoff names and the front cover. Disappointing for the movie, brave of you to stretch a review out of it!

[@klimmr]

Come on. That was the perfect opportunity to use the clip from Santa Clause 3 where Jack Frost hits Santa Claus with a shovel. "You hit me with a shovel!"

[@jamesbochnik1696]

How the holy hell are they carrying fencing swords with no hands?!

[@Isolder74]

Making note of the last thing in your credits. Always live the toy collector's motto… NEVER FEED THE SCALPERS!!!!!!!

[@nekonomicon9938]

Good god i cannot get over the way they move their mouths It's so unnerving

[@noodlefish8793]

videos with animal puppets are my favorite

[@darrelsam419]

Okay, to be fair, the dog riding the Roomba scene is kind of cute, as badly filmed as it was.

[@thegoatonstrawberrytoast9312]

Wow, their mouths move like bad "talking animal" apps. They _Seriously_ didn't try to do anything right in this movie.

[@bunnyandthebird7510]

After I saw this I told bob about it on twitter lol

[@RavenFoxAudio]

We had a good laugh about that. He was already working on editing the review. :)

[@bunnyandthebird7510]

Raven Fox Audio my daughter Raven loves his reviews and watches them with me everyday

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

The dogcatcher looks more like the glass-eyed pirate from the PotC movies then Danny Trejo, imho... he is way too skinny to resemble him. And maaaan, the cgi with the dog mouths is horrible.

[@gracekim25]

How to fix this movie: add a dragon and get the dogs to fight anything that isn’t thieves

[@SDK2K9]

Oh my god! Those mouth animations are awful. I mean I had to look away every time their moves moved.

[@nicolausschork6131]

when someone tells an unfunny joke 11:04

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Barkos looks old and creepy

[@spmscout]

Merry Christmas, and hope you find a good talking dog movie someday.

[@KillerCaitie]

The tie chart being a pie chart is obviously the very best thing in this entire movie.

[@honeybunnies357]

Hopefully this vid won't get taken down by copyrighting asshats.

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

I think the makers of this movie are already too embarrassed to claim they did it.

[@veson231]

Well, this movie looks stupid.

[@AnnaPaulsonDramaChickReviews]

Dude, you deserve the best presents from Santa for watching this trash. I will pray for your sanity if the other movies this month are this bad

[@ezydenias8505]

20:55 wut is up with that movie? I am pretty sure those aren't cables in the car and now this dog things about german flexible wires? Seriously? Btw. I am not weird for knowing that, it is just what you get taught as electrician and seriously how are is that to mess up anyway?

[@caseygibson7266]

What is it with Dean Cain and talking dog movies?

[@BreadApologist]

5:06 Oh neat, he lives in the Silent Hill area apparently.

[@slackerpinkie]

Bobsheaux, where did you get that Sabrina plush?

[@androzani]

These dogs are musketeers yet they have Spanish and Southern accents. I guess conquistadors wasn’t as popular.

[@victorhernandez8723]

15:12 Nice Dukes of Hazzard joke, Bob!

[@DeepEye1994]

Science has gone too far.

[@tykamen5588]

2:09 don't feel too bad you can probably wear for your next review which hopefully won't be a dog

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

Too Much Close Ups, It's Like Baby Geniuses!

[@SAMMYTASTISCH]

This movie looks like some dog owner decided to put his dogs into a movie, filmed it with his toaster and cut it with windows movie maker...lol

[@RaptorofRex07]

11:46 EXTREME CLOSE UP