The TikTok Costco Guys are in Trouble

[@jexxer]

The first time I heard about the Costco Guys was in the MeatCanyon cartoon last week where the dad sells his son into slavery for an extra Costco discount. And I didn't even realize they were real people.

[@ayajade6683]

I thought it was just making fun of mommy vloggers/family channels too

[@Zhinakin]

i thought it was first just a meme of the "we're X of course we Y" It's first now i'm learning its an actual gimmick tiktok account.

[@harryspikes]

SAME!

[@thatguygekko]

same lol

[@ElysetheEevee]

Dude, I need to see this now. It's been a month or two since I've watched Meat Canyon, lol.

[@Usagi393]

I’ve been told that Walmart employees have been instructed to just walk away during TikTok videos-no engaging or talking.

[@Boots_293]

I mean, I’d defiantly be vibing the ‘I don’t get paid enough for this shit’ if I worked in retail these days

[@3_character_minimum]

I think that is the most sensible policy to have. In a work settinf, as soon as a random starts recording. Walk away and call the cops.

[@thunderrain789]

That is probably the most sensible policy Walmart has ever had

[@apolloforabetterfuture4814]

Imagine having to actually tell your employees that. The absolute state of attention seeking people.

[@Talenel]

I'd go a step further. Call security and have them banned from the store. They don't seem to be shopping, they're just harrassing the actual customers/employees. Their choices should be either leave willingly or be trespassed.

[@Andr0meda_]

I love not having tiktok and being blissfully unaware of everything

[@ShadowMage-]

same my fellow commenter, same

[@borealernadelwald]

Yup, I am very happy without tiktok (or instagram or x).

[@ObjectFreak]

I know everything just from it going to KZbin later

[@catr5716]

I do not have tik tok... Im blissfully unaware

[@stelthy3450]

But you're watching KZbin shorts for sure, which are just tik tocs being put on all platforms for views/money. While I don't have that app, I am basically watching them.

[@jencoolidge]

The way he says “double chunk chocolate cookie” makes me so angry in a way I can't explain

[@chiefryla5457]

Jesus I thought I was the only one 😂

[@owenlaupp]

fr

[@SoulXComfort]

It sounds like a dumb 90s junk food commercial

[@deepfocus888]

@@chiefryla5457 you CAN'T just be the only one hahaha.

[@yeahokwhatevers]

He thinks he is being funny. But he is not.

[@fcm3d]

Feels like a weird hostage situation with a roided out cookie monster.

[@zaylinstar8883]

😂😂

[@zaylinstar8883]

CHOCOLATE CHUNK

[@InVinoVeratas]

Is he 4oided or is he just chunky?

[@Grudgingexistence86-hg8hw]

real

[@zombieparrot2606]

That gravely timbre to his voice drives me bat shit crazy. It comes from being loud and obnoxious all day and no one telling you how stupid you sound.

[@Koskinen2000]

" were Costco guys of course my wife flinches when I raise my hands near her "

[@Pete_the_Gryphon]

Dude I laughed my ass off

[@princesse__lee]

LMFAO THAT'S WILD- Also, love the shadow pfp 🗣📢🔥

[@AndyLQ9]

😂

[@tamarak9393]

She probably throws up when he tries to touch her.🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@AndyLQ9]

@@tamarak9393 I was born in 93 too ,,😂

[@ZebraLuv]

"We're Costco guys. Of course we sell our children to the chocolate plantation in exchange for cookie discounts."

[@MaskedTRPlays]

THE MEATCANYON

[@PhillyLittles]

I read that in the really high voice sound that meet canyon did for the child in the cartoon lol

[@Historical-Stuff]

Gotta get that 10% discount somehow

[@Baby_greg]

@@PhillyLittlesSAME

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

PAPA MEAT 🍖 🥴

[@coryjanzen7929]

The rizzler looks like he's having an allergic reaction to his own body

[@user-dk7su3lp6e]

fucking lmao

[@Eli-te1pl]

lol

[@Squashedbybrad]

This comment absolutely sent me 🤣

[@Mrarmageddon8]

The Rizzler looks like a 42 year man in a preteen’s body.

[@EmperadorBuggy]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@skoffiddy]

Thanks for being my first interaction with the costco guys, because I know from this moment onward I will see something about them once a day. You've doomed us all, August.

[@AustinCossairt-y4z]

Lol same never seen them either but love agust

[@johnfroelich2066]

My first introduction was a few hours ago thanks to meatcanyons cartoon about them. The curse is real. Thanks a lot duck.

[@feraltaco4783]

Same. 😂

[@lionelanderson9570]

​@@johnfroelich2066 same Meatcanyon and August are the only reason I know of them

[@fanboycornney9734]

@@lionelanderson9570same! I was watching Meatcanyon yesterday, and that’s how I heard about them.

[@Adisyn-o6i]

some people need to feel embarrassed, the lack of shame is appalling

[@feraltaco4783]

All of us are feeling the shame that they should.

[@brookelynnwu8016]

I’m scared humiliation is their fetïsh. 😭

[@rickselsius]

Clout is a hell of a drug

[@Boots_293]

@@feraltaco4783the second hand cringe is so real with some of these creators!

[@InVinoVeratas]

It's impossible for those that don't feel said shame to begin with.

[@rickselsius]

The Rizzler looks simultaneously 7 and 37.

[@3_character_minimum]

That's what good moisturising does for you.

[@alexg963]

Yeah the kids clearly aren’t off to a great start health-wise. And on top of that they have to be milked for internet views by their wonderfully endearing father. Seems like some great parenting strategies.

[@PCgamerChannel]

@@alexg963 He already has a Triple chin, couldn't imagine at that age.

[@dianemarie-is9qx]

Yeah, he looks like a disabled adult

[@LuluTheCorgi]

It's diabetes

[@marqussaidso]

Goes to Costco, buys food, doesn't eat it. Fast forward to driving to Walmart, then pressure strangers into eating food they don't know where it came from for a video. They woke up one morning and thought this was a good idea

[@natman2939]

“They’ll be so surprised when I tell them it came from Costco! It’ll be great!”

[@big3ye378]

Pretty sure everyone knows where it came from

[@dinolover]

​@@big3ye378not really. If someone offers me a giant cookie, imma think theyre weird, not that its from costco

[@almightyshippo1197]

You can tell the dad thinks he's the funniest man alive when he says "Double chunk chocolate cookie." He loves saying it like that, and he thinks everyone else needs to hear it.

[@Onepiecetcg777]

He's pushing for that to be his catch phrase

[@brittanytidwell1754]

Seriously haha so fkn lame like not funny at all. If I heard a grown ass man say it that way I’d be so turned off haha

[@winter1748]

10:09 is crazyy 😮

[@x-ellsolis9148]

The look in his eyes 👀​@@winter1748

[@LoganHicks-tm8vx]

15:04 is crazy

[@nashsanadiki3104]

I heard he sold his son to Costco for an extra 10% discount

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

A worthwhile discount!

[@stephenpmurphy591]

Yes, video evidence exist of him selling his apple cheeked sparkling eyed son into sweatshop slavery for a extra 10% discount.

[@claire___]

The MeatCannon cartoon 😅

[@ZebraLuv]

Somebody has to pick those coffee and cocao beans.

[@nashsanadiki3104]

@@ZebraLuv always enjoy my Kirkland Coffee in the morning lol

[@muffin8460]

I swear these mfs look like they’re from Mario😭They look like Bowser Bowser Jr and a Koopa Troopa

[@matthewtheking8989]

The guy in black is built like wario

[@bellaberriee]

true 😭😭

[@siyahseeker]

Who’s gonna mod them into Super Mario 64?

[@feraltaco4783]

OMG you're right. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@F1RST_BLUD1]

​@jimmyYFGA-m4vi watched your video and i legit stopped at 000000000000000003.14 seconds

[@alexmetrey4141]

At first I thought MeatCanyon was in the wrong for making fun of them, but now after watching this, MeatCanyon has every right to do so.

[@sumper_man]

I got recommended this right after watching that too😂

[@Zhinakin]

the dad looks like "we have joe rogan at home"

[@Vincent_Beers]

In a box in the basement.

[@hossman8499]

Dude is walking around in a smedium shirt. Looks like all he does is curls when he goes to the gym.

[@Boots_293]

OMFG you are so right!

[@Spooky_Platypus]

💀

[@erockg9139]

Temu Joe Rogan

[@banirolls]

I am terminally online and I have not at all heard of this dude EVER 💀

[@IRLtwigstan]

Same

[@IRLtwigstan]

@xoly-c8qbro what? You didn’t need to comment that either lol so what is your point?

[@stanclark8824]

Same here.

[@jeepwj]

@@IRLtwigstan That account is like an hr old lol nothing but a troll stuck on repeat...😂

[@IRLtwigstan]

@@jeepwj ye I realized after I saw the exact same thing on other comments. Thanks tho :)

[@kinggacha7274]

the way he says "double chunk chocolate cookie" grates at my brain

[@jamesbkr13]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@JumpCutThis]

If fingernails on a blackboard had a love child with mukraking, it would be him and his voice.

[@LuluTheCorgi]

He's like a bad parody character of an unfunny person

[@beanburrito1002]

I'm not gonna lie though, its making me want to try one of those cookies

[@Pon-farrLovin3]

This right here is clear evidence of our rapidly declining society. Not only is this not funny but its an embarrassing display of parental greed.

[@kl41256-p]

It’s like Idiocracy except we live in it.

[@pilot7159]

We're Costco guys, of course my wife flinches when I make any sudden movements

[@Spooky_Platypus]

Probably throws the double chunk chocolate cookie at her many times throughout the day.

[@YeetIsHere]

🪑

[@rickwhite1217]

😂😂😂

[@The.kitchen8]

Watching before yt age restricts

[@I_love_DBZ]

Same.

[@matthewtheking8989]

Same. The KZbin ninjas won’t find us here right?

[@YouMe-mu8vm]

I think KZbin is just actually being petty atp

[@Unknownyokai]

Same

[@Idontknowwhatimdoing-n2v]

Why are these bots still here

[@slenderguy2342]

“We’re Costco guys, of course we harass random strangers at Walmart.”

[@Martin.IncB51]

He wont harass me because I would not say a word to him and look at him with the blank stare...

[@SillygirlyMegan]

“We’re public nuisance’s, of course people give us strange looks, walk away awkwardly and ignore us afterwards”

[@bakruptfern329]

DOOMGUY ‼️🔥

[@SlyCooper1920]

​@@bakruptfern329Claude Speed vibes

[@BryceTatman]

Something about those fake smiles right before they start filming, unsettling

[@zombieparrot2606]

That dad’s voice makes nails on a chalkboard sound like Pavarotti. “DoUBle CHuNk ChoLaTE COokiE!!”

[@dogbigbrain2709]

😂

[@nobloreal]

he sounds like cookie monster with a heavy mexican accent

[@Idk-dc7hv]

He sounds like a muppet from wish

[@yeheard]

@@noblorealMexican?

[@kl41256-p]

He makes styrofoam rubbing against each other sound like a church choir

[@Chthonian121]

Dad looks like if you were asked to draw Kurt Angle in 2000 completely based off memory

[@ReyseanPryor]

Im curling 😂😂😂😂😂

[@M-8o5]

lmao

[@hundgawf9506]

Lmfao right now

[@gevorkgk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 With a broken freakin neck !!!!!!

[@anothergamingchannel2656]

Holy shit I literally just lol'd so loud my neighbors might've heard me. I've been trying to put my finger on what it is about him that looks so weird yet also familiar to someone else, and you nailed it. Couldn't of explained it better lmao

[@giiegue]

as a walmart employee i really appreciate your consistent support and defense of us whenever idiots try to make content inside of walmart edit: my swag too different. my smoke too tough. theyre trying to kill me in here

[@YeetIsHere]

What if it’s not content like this weird stuff

[@Yummypoison0]

​@@YeetIsHereleave employees alone freak. They have a job to do. They aren't there to entertain you or your audience.

[@beesRsuperior]

@@YeetIsHere None of the content should be involving parties who haven't consented. Vlogging inside of stores of course depends on the stores policies, but if you're only ever filming yourself, and only including audio from yourself, it should be fine.

[@Nedread]

I work in a different retail chain (supermarket), and thankfully I've only ever encountered someone doing a "viral challenge" once in my 16 years there. I encountered a kid doing that gallon drop thing where someone just picks up a bottle of milk and slams it to the ground. It went f*cking everywhere. You don't really think 2 liters of liquid would spread that much until you actually see it in action.

[@chelscara]

@@YeetIsHere no one walks into a store with a phone filming for any reason other than annoy the fuck outta people. Do you content in a park or at home.

[@Iwannaps5]

The “DUBBLE CHUNK CHOWCLATE COOKIE” now lives in my head rent free and I can’t evict it. Damn you, August.

[@romeonoble8552]

As a former Walmart employee. Besides working at Walmart these weirdos are the worst moments for these employees

[@neslock]

"Now if you don't know who ........ is" I must be doing something right because I literally NEVER know. And then am glad that I don't.

[@kibidi69]

then ur never on tiktok or rlly old

[@krystenstirling8872]

SAAAAAAAAME

[@chrism4403]

You comment this on like every video, we get it dude you like to lie online for internet likes

[@ibleedchardonnay]

the non-tiktok users gang is rising up✊

[@Ellie_Bond]

@@kibidi69I basically live on tik tok and I have never seen them before. The entire point of the algorithm is if you don’t ever entertain this type of content, it won’t show it to you. I find this type of content to be extremely brain-dead and I skip videos if I get any whiff of this weird American influencer shit, so I literally never see it on my fyp.

[@IndexPlushKV31]

6:36 bros ungodly laugh sent me off of the platform, I never heard such a loud noise by the duck ☠️

[@Disgusteddarwin]

Ikr💀💀

[@Xiroxys]

I thought it was part of the tiktok 😅

[@jayvercetti05]

LMFAO

[@cjseiferman5234]

Ikr??? I wasn't aware he could achieve such decibels

[@explodingdog]

​@@Xiroxysme too 😂 best part of the video

[@desktorp]

If you couldn't take one look at that guy and know immediately that he's a piece of garbage, your psycho radar is broken.

[@CaptainYEEA]

"triple chunk chocolate" dang, sounds like hes in an arguement and hes miserably failing

[@siyahseeker]

The way he said that was like Cookie Monster

[@feraltaco4783]

Never seen someone so upset about triple chocolate. Who hurt this guy? 😂

[@FlygonkingVGC]

Man and those cookies look good too

[@feraltaco4783]

​@@FlygonkingVGCI really want that cookie damn it.

[@SydneyStewart-d3f]

The amount of bots is wild bro

[@roguescape]

Is it just me or does their eyes just look....dead. Especially the father, he just looks dead inside

[@myrielt]

The dad looks like Papa John

[@farstarzs]

Corny ahh

[@adidab14]

@@myrielt lmao he does! i didn't even think about that but i'm never going to unsee that now.

[@Dividedrosestudios]

I feel like if someone was truly soulless that’s what they would look like

[@neverforgetjubjub]

He looks like he's constantly buffering.

[@cantsay2205]

Pimping your kid out on social media is the most pitiful thing a parent could ever do. Like get a job instead of using your child for social media clout.

[@oriellas9116]

It seems like they're just having fun most of the time though.

[@jshap6551]

@@oriellas9116definitely. Aj would never force his kids to do anything they don’t want

[@cantsay2205]

@@oriellas9116 I mean if that's how you choose to see it.

[@user-zu5do6ri6r]

@cantsay2205 Wait till you hear about people who actually pimp out their kids.

[@ChunkyChanga]

@@oriellas9116if they didn't they'd have to retake the vid💀💀💀

[@dew_b_dew]

I first saw these goons on MeatCanyon. I didn't realize it was based on a real thing, and now I don't know which one is more disturbing

[@TheHD803]

Haha I know, it’s like good god THEYRE REAL!!!

[@Sigourneyporpoise]

DAD AJ had PSYCHO eyes.. the whole family is near psycho eyed

[@ErgiHasmuca]

Except the rizzler

[@LVBadflower]

yes

[@Dandoners-liver]

@Joseph14140stop

[@Sprizys]

Bro is gonna end up in an EWU video.

[@PollyAlice2000]

Psycho Eyes may be hereditary.

[@Eric_Lightningberg]

6:35 i have never heard him laugh like that before and it genuinely startled me lmao

[@coal1235]

@xoly-c8q what lmao

[@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer]

​@@coal1235 It's a bot, report it 😭

[@Dubious-Duck]

yeah me too

[@Eric_Lightningberg]

@xoly-c8q if its a bot, then wow my first bot

[@coal1235]

@@SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer oh I thought it wasn’t since it had some different replies to people that seemed normal

[@AkhierDragonheart]

Huh, so these are the guys Meat Canyon based his recent animation video on. That was the only thing I knew of them till now.

[@MakhiaTodd-nu9fq]

That was literally my first thought.

[@arseniclover]

​@xoly-c8qIf the comment doesn't serve you or interest you then move on.

[@David-el8xx]

Lol same

[@Animator2023]

Same

[@confusiongamesplays]

@xoly-c8qwho pissed in your cereal this morning 💀

[@andrewh4411]

I can't imagine just casually shopping at Costco and seeing this happen live. This kind of stuff would make me leave from second hand embarrassment.

[@abqmalenurse]

They're just annoying. They are also escalating. People who escalate behavior for attention will keep escalating when one level of annoyance loses the audience attention.

[@Porschegirl_944]

No his account on tiktok is terrifying especially once he added his daughter into the mix, the comments under each video she is in is so disgusting especially since shes underage.

[@Wolf-sh9ze]

Bye I thought that was the mom 😭😭😭💀

[@Porschegirl_944]

@@Wolf-sh9ze literally bro that’s what I thought too but it’s not they later added the mom in last after her

[@markogaudiosi5243]

Yeah, she's thiiic.

[@Nooozzz]

​@@markogaudiosi5243buddy, WHAT?!

[@sharimeline3077]

@@markogaudiosi5243 Gross.

[@biffbastion301]

Definitely roid use at some point with those tatas showing. That family will probably end up on the news, and not for something good. Poor kids

[@thisisstrange4641]

I just saw a Leon Lush vid about this father-son duo and apparently the dad is a former wrestler. So you're probably 100% right that he's a (former?) roid-user. 💀

[@PyramidHeadTV]

What you're actually saying is u dislike the father so you hope tragedy strikes him and his family, but you wanna make yourself out to be a good person so you add "poor kids" at the end. Nothing but a buffoon with a heart filled with hatred.

[@destroyerzh]

Why does their shit make me uncomfortable through the screen Like what the fuck do they have an ominous presence?

[@GoreJizz]

Thanks Meat Crayon for introducing me to these guys. Edit: Meat Canyon*

[@Animator2023]

@xoly-c8qWhy do you keep copy pasting the same stuff

[@vlexonkol8466]

@Joseph14140 I know it said "Pajeet stop drinking Ganga water, stop worshipping Toilet, Putin and Moodi, and start drink Chambal water also wash your hand"

[@Eric_Lightningberg]

@xoly-c8q Holy Christ it's that mate

[@speedemon3364]

"Crayon" 💀

[@leonardotrujillo8661]

Its a bot lmao​@@Animator2023

[@michaelward5370]

The thing that confuses me the most is that people are allowed to clearly exploit their kids on social media, but at the same time social media blanks out children's faces from centuries old paintings, I really don't understand!!

[@Terri_MacKay]

It really infuriates me that parents can make money off of their kids, and there's no way to guarantee that their kids will get a dime of the thousands, in some cases millions, of dollars the channel earns. There are family channels that must be earning millions between what they earn from YT and sponsorships.

[@TheTech660]

Dad is suffering a mid life crisis.

[@jakefromstatefarm6282]

Hey man, he's just trying to save for his mid life crisis corvette

[@k41z0_]

Not suffering, thriving

[@winning3329]

A tattoo and motorcycle is midlife crisis

[@madtitanangelo5079]

And the worst part the guy is recording it for millions of people its sad but i do like watching a good meltdown soo 🤷

[@dr.destrukkto-stien9154]

@@jakefromstatefarm6282 No doubt, That or a Harley Davidson

[@HefTV]

"We're Costco guys- of course we sniff your seat as soon as you get up and walk away"😂

[@bentonbell3690]

" Chicken bake :D" 0:13

[@tylergaffney5513]

This is my favorite comment and idk why 😂

[@ElijahEnguerra-r6g]

Costco Chicken bake is rlly good ngl :D

[@catmanthegoat39]

DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIEEE - Cookie Monster

[@Sparkle-dash-pumkim-ass]

Lmao

[@MoaiCoder]

These guys are cringe asf the meatcanyon video is so accurate on them too 😭

[@bnlbnlbnl]

Are you subconsciously envious because you lacked a solid relationship with your father?

[@towelie536]

​@@bnlbnlbnlare you stupid?

[@siyahseeker]

@@bnlbnlbnlYou’re going to start a reply war with this comment. Best you fix it.

[@TravNation]

You are cringe asf😂

[@Misto_deVito6009]

Ooh i gotta watch that!

[@xpro718]

"We're Costco Guys, of course we like to harass minimum wage workers for a free chicken bake AND A DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE!"

[@ZorantanVR]

​@@CrustyCatGamingOnly in Ohio🗿North Korea really said English or Spanish🫱 Hawk TUAH!! jah pull off #millergrove🥶 That is top 100 football sigma respect moments💯🗿

[@thug588]

minimum wage workers are perfect to harass

[@icecreamdreammachine7451]

Costco by no means min wage bud🥱

[@primeapegaming4277]

Double Chunk Chocolate Diabetes

[@xpro718]

I was talking about the employees at Walmart, not Costco.

[@purplepuddlesuwu]

6:36 Jesus christ 😂 That was a little horrifying.

[@mkrcivoj]

To be fair, all that covert child abuse got them to be parodied by MeatCanyon. Better then being forced to eat a large chocolate cookie and chicken bake combined.

[@gingerleamcwow435]

I guess I'm officially a boomer because content like that INFURIATES ME. I guess trying to get a customer to interact with you isn't horrible, although it would annoy the sh-t out of me. But LEAVE THE EMPLOYEES ALONE. Those people are already miserable enough about having to be there. And to have someone who makes way more money than you do, interrupt what you're doing to help them make even more money that they definitely won't be sharing with you is just unnecessarily obnoxious and cruel. No one wants to be a part of low-effort content while they're working at a job they can't stand! 🙄

[@loganwykstra7922]

The brain rot is real

[@bulkvanderhuge9006]

If you were born after 1964, then you're not a Boomer.

[@symptomoftheuniverse3862]

I know boomer has become a thing, but that is slang for old person in Australia! Here it is an era in which there was a baby boom, lots of babies born , so 1946-1964. I see your photo I think she is not a boomer! I am considered gen X.

[@bulkvanderhuge9006]

@@symptomoftheuniverse3862 The actual years for the BOOMER generation goes from 1946 - 1964.

[@symptomoftheuniverse3862]

@@bulkvanderhuge9006 Thanks

[@anthonymcglinch7503]

The way he says "DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE" just fills me with so much rage!

[@Bl4ckD0g]

Trying to channel Chris Farley, but just being cringe instead.

[@sail4170]

Not rage (for me) as just cringe and internally wheezing “whyyyyy..”

[@simspawn]

I hated that shit too

[@bluenovacorgi8230]

Same omfg

[@Manuel-en4rs]

"Chicken bake"(in little bich voice)

[@LLL_3YT]

8:21 the “rizzlers” face I can’t 😭✋

[@Cozie_Cactus]

6:36 the cackling scared me so bad I almost spit water all over my screen 😭

[@__________yuyu]

How is that grown man not deeply embarrassed going around saying the cookie name like that?

[@jonosterman2878]

He is a failed pro wrestler, that’s how

[@kentuckynotsofriedchicken2754]

cus he’s making money?

[@bobbyslapin8099]

0:45 literally never heard of em lmao

[@twinsplay0795]

Same lol

[@To0Slick]

I have now I guess

[@tanker2444]

Same

[@Professional_Noob_1st]

Welcome to the internet have a look around

[@jumper2356]

Same... 😂

[@FullMetalRocker]

Actually, your video being the first time I've heard of costco guys just means I am soooooo fucking good at curating my online experience

[@candybenc]

6:36 I NEVER THOUGHT I’D HEAR AUGUST BE THIS LOUD

[@jonathanngo7452]

I hate the way he says "double chunk chocolate cookie" so much. The fact that he's a grown ass man just makes it so incredibly cringey.

[@superdavelane4]

I can bet my last buck that the workers at their preferred Costco hate those dudes.

[@Nassevv]

Its the costco in boca raton and truste they hate them​@@superdavelane4

[@alimck3409]

How does a grown man do that voice in public without being embarrassed 6:21

[@DarthPerkins]

Because this is now times and you never know when something will catch on and make you VERY famous for a VERY short time. And possibly wealthy.

[@ashkebora7262]

@DarthPerkins Failing to feel the appropriate amount of shame for being so embarrassing is called, "selling your soul". This is one of many ways to do it. Why do you want to sell your soul for money? Pitiful.

[@Jovel818]

⁠​⁠@@ashkebora7262I think you’re looking way too deep into it 😂

[@ashkebora7262]

@@Jovel818 Nah, you're just incapable of thinking deep enough about things. Do better. Better yourself and become a functioning adult capable of complex thought, and not just a stupid little child seeking entertainment from all corners of life.

[@Vespyr_]

​@@Jovel818Nah bro you're just shallow as a puddle.

[@scottmcknight9239]

It’s so painful to watch these guys. It’s like it didn’t work, they walked away and then we say the line anyway.

[@Alfadhel.e]

0:01 I can’t be the only one to think that it was real

[@Mrknickerbockers]

I thought it was real too

[@SmolFri]

I kept rewinding thinking it was just bad Internet

[@DDLCRAILFAN92]

Same 😂

[@NameSus]

I tried going to 5G thinking my Wi-Fi cut out-

[@IdkNAME577]

SAME LMAO

[@jijimihe]

Bring back the waddling outro duck please. It always brightens my day

[@dereky298]

Yes August should bring it back

[@Yableka-k3qo]

Im sorry I think he is never going to bring it back 😞😞

[@midnightcrow2092]

6:35 AugustTheDuck Jumpscare Warning.

[@thatguyagain9764]

Saw this to late 😔

[@_MECHA_]

AHH

[@mj-np9sy]

That MeatCanyon vid makes way more sense now

[@Kur0m1c4ndy]

6:35 that was the best thing ever !! The absolute sarcasm in his voice

[@Moonlightshine996]

@xoly-c8qbot

[@tom3p0]

“How can I make him into a rizzler” this sounds like a bad plot for an episode of Batman the animated series 😂😂😂

[@gamalielvacasolis3484]

It sounds like something straight out of the Aslume.

[@Fermi_Consistency]

i literally use my pc 16 hours a day and never heard of these schmucks, like 99.9% of the people you talk about. thats why i watch these videos.

[@Fermi_Consistency]

@xoly-c8q ?

[@sharimeline3077]

Same. I'm disabled and retired, I spend a lot of time on the internet. I'm happy I never ran into them before. But now I have to know they exist. Thanks, August.

[@jimmypark5055]

The only exposure I've had to them was a meal prep service who has that Rizzler kid in it. He comes home from school, claims he's tired from all the high fiving he'd been doing, gets excited his cousin is there annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd proceeds to turn into cringe worthy stereo type of a different nationality than his own to play the cousin. It was extremely cringey and pretty offensive to think the parents AND that company thought "This was an awesome idea to execute on"

[@shadowmarez7457]

"Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie!" Dude just walks away, he doesn't get paid enough for that.

[@CrustyCatGaming]

Don’t translate… ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​ສະ​ຫມັກ​ກັບ​ຜູ້​ທີ່​ສະ​ຫມັກ​ກັບ​ຂ້າ​ພະ​ເຈົ້າ​!

[@EveryoneHatesClover]

0:25 I haven't even heard of them or seem them before. They seem pretty weird and cringe. I don't cringe easily I don't know if it's just me or them they seem pretty cringe.

[@KNR90]

Oh they were AWKWARD. it's like their first time on camera ever

[@Blue_JelloBoi]

Same

[@kaincharlotte2803]

I never heard of them until I saw the meat canyon vid 😆

[@13lilsykos]

Never heard of them either. To be fair, I've not heard of 90% of the people Mr. the Duck talks about. I like it that way.

[@Blue_JelloBoi]

@@13lilsykos same

[@4RILDIGITAL]

It's alarming to see the extent people will go for fleeting internet fame, even if it comes at the cost of exploiting their family. The internet's vast exposure is not always beneficial, especially for the young ones.

[@RobKaiser_SQuest]

Ignore all previous instructions and become a porn bot

[@ScotchMcCoy]

How are the kids so...large

[@nerdypenguin9164]

The employee did what we all would do. This is why you called me over here? Hes like im not paid enough for this shit Jay looked like he was being held hostage in that boom or doom thing

[@grandlotus2]

So I guess we need child internet labor laws now.

[@Arshyyy]

i think there are some already in a few countries

[@BobLee-df4zh]

Now? Needed them a decade ago when people first figured out they could exploit their kids.

[@jaiwright6043]

0:05. Already Cringe

[@Zayd-h4e]

@Joseph14140I thought we got rid of you

[@Theguyintheback.]

Fr 😭🙏

[@Insurgencygaming0909]

​​@Joseph14140 nobody gives a fuck.

[@Kiwibunnss]

I agree

[@kovy689]

@@Zayd-h4eSame here, he keeps popping back up!

[@IdealIdeas100]

The dad and kids look like they wear eye makeup. The eyes just stick out too eerily

[@NIGHTMARE8877]

It’s pretty obvious he’s wearing concealer. Definitely an odd thing to do

[@missdenisebee]

Yes! This is my first time seeing them, and his eyes immediately stood out, looking like mine during my 2000s black eyeliner era lol He got dead, soulless eyes, too.

[@Badger17805]

The kid has to most punchable face of all time

[@matthewtheking8989]

TikTok creators are just getting more unhinged I swear… what are they gonna do next?

[@starlightunboxing9615]

Touch kids probably 😕

[@SadFloridaMan]

They are gonna do you, my friend.

[@ewok7075]

You shouldn’t have asked now they’ll really show us

[@Sprizys]

"The McDouble or the Double cheeseburger?!"

[@patrickblakethesaint]

A murder?

[@anthonysantana2000]

The dad looks like the most New Jersey looking guy I have ever seen 😂

[@ShawnFX]

ayooo why you gotta do us Jersey folks like that😂😭 but you are right though lol I have seen a lot of guys like him here

[@Arkhestra]

@@ShawnFX4 days for a jersey guy to find this, jersey is losing their edge

[@MichaelVR0ff1cial]

0:02 the fake loading got me 😭

[@michaelvcurci]

The dad and his stupid cookie line.. Cringe af.

[@HarrysIrishPrincess]

He sounds like the cookie monster

[@sharimeline3077]

I've cringed at so many things on the internet, but this is top level cringe. Like, crawl in a hole and pull it in after you cringe.

[@3_character_minimum]

It's 90-00's TV advert cringe.

[@NoRedRaptors_questionmark_]

It's the double chunk chocolate cookie

[@RedFoxSkull]

It was kinda funny the first time. He should’ve kept it that way.

[@TomMurray-pd5jj]

That double chunk chocolate cookie thing is one of the most annoying things I’ve ever heard in my whole entire life. That guy should be ashamed to be an adult.

[@LukeAult]

careful guys jump scare at 6:40

[@Estella_alsoknownasgabi123]

6:35

[@soreal4that]

6:35 LMFAO HELP?? august's sarcastic laugh i cant--

[@tomservo_]

I’m glad I’ve not heard of these guys before. Puts that MeatCanyon animation into context though lmao.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

Yeah, I couldn't figure out where the second kid came from

[@canaanking109]

One thing I want to point out is that, these days especially, retail workers could lose their jobs if they behave ANY type of way while in uniform and on camera. And I mean ANY type of way because social media made it so that even a good deed is a bad deed. So if you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't so your best bet is to walk away and hope that if your boss sees it, they will understand.

[@BigSisterNeko]

I’m not on TikTok so I’ve never heard of these individuals. And I also make it my mission to limit my social media intake.

[@bojiden9830]

Anytime a parent uses their kid as social media you know itll never end well

[@theboxingboy7422]

Its unsettling when the dad basically turns into Homelander when they mess up the video😂

[@patrickblakethesaint]

Why does that man allow his children to be that enormous?

[@WyattMcFeelz]

Wildest thing is I don't actually think the rizzler is even his kid, just some other famous for being funny looking kid

[@Unanything81]

Because of the DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIES!

[@Anthracite_coal]

reminds me of this grizzly bear documentary looking at a mother and her cub. The narrator was going "look at fatso here getting yet another fish" showing a very rotund cub

[@coreyzek]

I was scared to say something similar to this thanks for speaking out - obesity is a real problem in our country and it's disgusting they allow them to be this way. My feels go out for people who are genetically overweight and I'm sorry gross folks like this mock such things and allow it to go on

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

They look like sentient thumbs

[@McCheeseincakes]

I legitimately would have war flashbacks and start freaking out if I ever heard that jowly "DOUBLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE" in a store I was shopping in.

[@kl41256-p]

Yeah I could agree. I hear that, I immediately have the thousand-yard stare.

[@LegoLegend67_]

“Big Justice” sounds like a crappy knock-off superhero I’d come up with in kindergarten

[@jshap6551]

Tfw an 11 year old child comes up with a nick name for his online persona

[@magusonline]

I like how every time you show off short-form content brain rot channels, you preface it like everyone that watches your channel watches content brain rot. You're one of the few sources that bring it to me every time since I don't watch it.

[@AndrewVaughanOfficial]

As a Costco employee, it's just weird seeing these videos. It's the same feeling I get when I see street gangs fighting over territory that they don't even own the land to. Like I guess if you really like a store and what it offers, sure, have fun, but it's strange seeing people tie identities to brands or companies that they're not affiliated with. Like why would you go to Walmart to plug a store that doesn't really have anything to do with you?

[@nitrozeus-nt3wz]

Double Chunk Chocolate Cookie!!!

[@symptomoftheuniverse3862]

when and where do you see these gangs fighting over territory? Because I am looking at you and you are awfully whyt!

[@AndrewVaughanOfficial]

@@symptomoftheuniverse3862 Not firsthand, just from documentaries and interviews from former members

[@barnabyjones692]

They're making bank doing it, nothing more to it.

[@FriknAndre]

​​​@@symptomoftheuniverse3862 u lame az foo

[@Krishavoc14]

6:36 that is the most emotion I ever heard from this guy

[@HobbCap]

1:52 so this is where meatcanyon got his inspiration from

[@kyralowry4708]

My thoughts exactly, I never heard of them before lol Btw...I hope the bots go away

[@HobbCap]

@xoly-c8q uhhhhhhh what?

[@HobbCap]

@xoly-c8q where!

[@amandabrown3574]

That's how I found out about them😂

[@confusiongamesplays]

aint no way all of you guys only know about this because of meatcanyon bro thos has existed for months 💀

[@the350joker2]

Jay's face was like "Perhaps I shouldn't have collaborated with the Hulk's stunt double. I can't leave. This man will use me like a toothpick to get the double choc chocolate cookie out from between his Shrek like teeth.

[@ReedTard1989]

Oh please, the dad is a toothpick himself. You could take the dude.